How are you holding up?
Gonna rewatch.
Write my own show.
Watch Star's song for the hilarity.
>>91099725
watching other shows, playing games.
postingBest Girl
>>91099725
Doing okay. Been busy with my real life so I haven't really had time to think about the hiatus.
Been listening to a lot of BHK's music though. That shit fire.
If you could increase the roles of two characters, and lessen the roles of two others, who would you pick?
>>91099754
>Write my own show.
Explain more, guy
Would Star make a good aunt to Marco's and Jackie's kids?
This show made me draw again.
How has it changed you not/sveg/?
>>91099817
Increase Jackie and Hekapoo
Decrease Ponyhead twice.
>>91099827
alternatively, what about jackie to star and marcos?
>>91099817
-Increase Heckapoo because Heckapoo
-Increase Ludo/Toffee because I want to see more of Mewni from his perspective.
-Decrease Jackie because Starco
-Decrease Jackie again because fuck Jackie
>>91099823
Trying to make my own supernatural kids show. It just sucks cause I can't into comedy.
>>91099775
Heckapoo is best girl. Starfags, jackiefags, and jannafags are plebs.
>star suddenly appears before you and this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
>"Hey Anon Im sad, I feel like driving around town wanna come with me?"
What do /co/?
>>91099878
I don't have to think about that, because it wont happen.
>>91099817
Increase hekapoo twice lessen the roles of skater slut and flat cuck
>>91099827
She would molest them.
Better than the orginal
>>91099817
Increase Jackie
Increase Hekapoo
Decrease Star
Decrease Star again
>>91099906
You're 14, Star. You can't drive. Where did you even get a car?
>>91099817
Increase Star and Marco, decrease Jackie and Janna.
>>91099887
Rude, she hardly got anything :(
>>91099975
diplomatic immunity faggot wanna come or not
>>91099817
Increase Jackie and Marco
Decrease Star and Janna
>>91100000
How can you decrease them from the minimal level they're already at?
>>91100007
And she still got too much.
>>91099725
Playing SJW effect. Its fills the void but its not same.
>>91100000
The numbers have spoken
>>91100090
Ferguson and Alfonzo them.
Hey, you can even make those guys their boyfriends.
"Jackie dumped me when I came after you, Star. Apparently she's dating Ferguson now, it's weird."
>>91100092
Rude
>>91099906
Can we listen to romantic 80s power ballads?
>>91100090
It's just stupid autism and bitterness from Starcofags, ignore it.
Nobody legit wants Jackie to get LESS development, that would be counter-productive as fuck to the current situation.
>>91100146
Starcofags are turbo betas that feel threatened by a women like jackie who might ruin their shitty ship.
>>91100172
even seddm?
>>91100146
>Nobody legit wants Jackie to get LESS development, that would be counter-productive as fuck to the current situation.
How would it be counter-productive?
How is Jackie getting more development necessary to bringing Star and Marco back together?
>>91100146
>Nobody legit wants Jackie to get LESS development, that would be counter-productive as fuck to the current situation.
I want her gone as quickly as good storytelling will allow. Does that count?
>>91099817
Increase Hope and Sabrina.
Decrease Pony Head and StarFan13.
>>91099817
>>91099972
>>91100056
>decrease the titular character
Kek.
Good thing the show is run by someone who knows what they are doing, and not by /co/mblr.
I just want to see everyone suffer in the show to the point that they develop ptsd and 1000 yard stare is that to much to ask
>>91099817
Keep Star and Marco where they're at
Increase Jackie and Tom
Decrease Oskar and Pony Head
>>91100202
>Decrease Pony Head and StarFan13.
honestly this. Ponyhead is terrible and Starfan13 is there just so Nefcy doesnt have to be bored at work and have fun
>>91100187
>bringing Star and Marco back together
See that will happen regardless, I'm talking about the shipping drama.
>>91099817
Increase Tom and Jackie
Decrease Ludo and Janna
>>91100187
I think the point was that they wouldn't have bothered to spend even the amount of time Jackie already did have, especially since she actually got some friendly interaction with Star in Just Friends, if they were just going to dispose of her ASAP and make her an inconsequential character.
>>91100216
Nefcy also voices Sabrina so it's not like she'd be out of work in this scenario.
>>91100241
I mean, they're not above that.
I point again to Ferguson and Alfonzo.
Those two were actually on the show before it got good. And the show will get even better by ditching the dead weight that is Jackie.
>>91100276
Star, please. Your autism is showing.
>>91100172
Stop projecting.
>>91100276
Well point to me where Ferguson and Alfonzo got any buildup or meaningful connection with anyone, even Marco
Jackie's not going to suddenly be promoted or anything, but I highly doubt she will be ditched
>>91100316
>Y-Y-YOU'RE PROJECTING
Did I trigger you, starcofag?
>yfw the last line of the series is Marco saying "She truly was Star vs. the Forces of Evil."
>>91100311
The show is called Star vs. The Forces of Evil.
We don't need Jackie for that.
Unless Jackie becomes the forces of evil, I'd be okay with her staying if that happens.
Self-inserting Starcofags need to relax.
>>91100230
>Decrease Ludo
For what purpose?
>>91100364
>The show is called Star vs. The Forces of Evil.
Going by your logic, marco doesn't need to exist either.
>>91100371
Seriously.
Ludo's already dead, what more do you want?
>Even assuming that Starco isn't end game
>when Star is based on Nefcy
>and marco is based on her husband
It's like you guys are setting yourselves up for disappointment.
>Janna gets offhandedly vaporized by Toffee/Eclipsa/somebody else, only to nonchalantly come back as a ghost a few episodes later
How would /co/ react?
Do you think Star likes anal
>>91100364
Please go to bed, Star. You're clearly fucked in the head right now.
>>91100390
>Ludo's already dead
No he's not
>>91100388
Marco and Star are literally one soul now.
You can't have one without the other.
>Hnnnnnnghh
>>91100393
>marco is based on her husband
Stop spreading misinformation
>>91099725
Not good.
>>91100364
Buff Frog is no longer a force of evil, neither is Tom. Janna never was one, nor was Pony Head or Kelly or StarFan13.
And you can't argue that it's because she isn't one of Star's friends because she is. And Marco and his feelings do have relevance in this series. Jackie now has a connection with both of them.
If you're going to ditch one because they're not a "force of evil", then ditch them all. Otherwise the argument makes no sense.
>>91100452
>>91100425
What's with her ugly mole face?
Why does she have to steal Marco?
>>91100388
Marco will stay because he must marry Star and become King of Mewni.
>>91100371
Toffee already possessed him, so there's not much more you can do with him atm besides I guess have Toffee start a war or something against Mewni.
So it's best to put that subplot on the back burner for now and develop the rest of the cast, like Tom (for more lore and shit, potentially help build the world setting) and Jackie has the personality of a doll currently. She needs development.
>>91100442
I demand she be given hips to go with that butt.
>>91100465
>Starfan13 and Marco is the endgame
YOU SONUVABITCH
>>91100489
>Jackie has the personality of a doll currently. She needs development.
Or she's served her purpose and can now be safely written out of the show.
>>91100465
They were cosplaying for a photo shoot, dingus.
Nowhere did Nefcy ever claim that Marco was based on her husband. He started off as a character named Sol, who was going to be her rival/bully. She added bits and pieces of guys in her life into Marco, but he's not BASED off her husband.
Why does every now and then a thread inevitably descends into the hell of baiting and falseflagging?
>>91100489
>Jackie
>personality of a doll
I won't refute that prior to Sleepover and it holds some water prior to Bon Bon, but come on, just because she's not that exciting of a character doesn't mean she hasn't gotten some decent characterization
Development? Hell no, not yet. But you need character before you can develop it
>>91100400
>By the end of the series, every single human character has been turned into some variety of supernatural creature
>>91099817
Increase Hekapoo and Toffee
Decrease Ponyhead and Oskar
>>91100526
Disposing her only makes sense if Star and Marco both agree that they'd be fine having nothing to do with Jackie ever again
Which...why would that happen? Can't friends exist for the sake of being friends anymore?
>>91100535
They need to have their fun in this hiatus hell.
>>91100477
>Starcofags seriously believe that this must be the end result, no buts.
GAS NEFCY
WAIFU WARS NOW
HEKAPOHOWA
>>91099817
Increase Kelly and Buff Frog
Decrease Ponyhead and Ponyhead again
>>91100531
That was their cosplay for the series premiere you fucking moron.
And PARTS of Marco are based on her husband.
>>91100477
She'll need somebody to stop her from running the kingdom into the ground on the day after her coronation.
>>91100582
>Which...why would that happen? Can't friends exist for the sake of being friends anymore?
Marco would be her ex-boyfriend and Star's relationship with her would be really awkward. Not to mention Jackie could justifiably view Star as a man stealing bitch.
And we all know Star runs away from problems rather than face them.
It's much easier on everybody if Jackie just leaves the social circle after Marco embarrasses her by going after Star.
I mean we can just turn Star evil and make the show Marco vs the Forces of Evil.
I'd be okay with that. Star is a shitty enough person to be a villain.
So, I have a questio for all Jarco, Manna and Marcapoo out there. If Marco doesn't end up together with Marco, who would become Star's husband in order to continu3 the Buterfly linage?
>>91100000
Kek wants starco confirmed
>>91100000
KEK HAS SPOKEN
THANK YOU
>>91100667
>Marco doesn't end up together with Marco
>>91100667
Nigga what
This is why I turn to crackships at times like this, the Jarco/Starco shipping wars are too unbearable
>>91100625
>That was their cosplay for the series premiere you fucking moron.
Nothing about that statement disproves what I said.
The photoshoot was for the premiere. What the fuck is your point?
>And PARTS of Marco are based on her husband.
That's not that same as saying Marco is BASED on her husband, he just has an amalgamation of many things that make him up. He's as similar to her husband, as a chicken is to a dinosaur. They have some things in common, but aren't the same.
>>91100664
How would the theme song change?
>>91099817
Decrease Star and Marco
Increase Ferg and Alfonso
Get ready for your new protagonists, /co/!
>>91100667
>Marco doesn't end up together with Marco
Does Adultco fuck trapco?
>>91100740
>2 people having fun at the photo booth is now the same as a photo shoot
>>91100667
Her new love interest that will be introduced next season, or just some off-screen unimportant character.
>>91100667
What a waste of Blood Moon digits
>>91099817
Decrease everyone and remove them
Replace them with angie instead
Angie and the forces of milfs
>>91100000
Those digits cannot lie I tell you.
>>91100736
Is it really time to start digging back into making random ship stuff?
>>91100736
Remember when Google Images wasn't shit?
>>91099817
increase Ferguson and Jackie.
decrease StarFan13 and Alphonso.
>Star not ending up with Tom
>>91100741
Instead of Star and Marco i earth, it's Marco and Jackie in Mewni. Instead of Ludo going after them, it's Star running away from them.
>>91100799
we need more Angie
>>91100791
>this fucking salty at the possibility of Starco endgame
Get a grip.
>>91099817
-increase Janna and Tom
-decrease Ferg and Alf
What's that? They barely appeared in season 2? They could cut a little more screen time.
or i dunno, maybe they'll make a comeback to cheer Marco up for an episode.
>>91100782
Trapco must remain a pure maiden, otherwise his merchandise won't sell.
>>91100787
Same shit, different levels of importance. Photoshoot could imply something huge and professional, or just two people dicking around in front of a camera and posting a bunch of pictures.
>>91100818
Sabco isn't random, at least compared to most crackships
>>91100840
Like the faggots that believe "muh Royal Marriage" endgame?
>>91100850
>I was just pretending to be retarded, get off my case
>>91100836
>your mom will never be this hip
>you will never cuddle this moms hip
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>91100799
>Angieand the Forces of MILFS
>An entire episode focused on the joint adventure of Angie, Moon, and Janna's mother
I want this to actually happen.
>>91099817
>increase
Jackie and Ferguson
>decrease
Ponyhead and Buff Frog
>There are people okay with fucking Marco as the King of Mewni
>>91100881
If this show was on HBO or Showtime possible outcomes other than Starco would become viable.
But this is Disney, come on now.
>>91100887
>Everything must fit my head definition, because I'm a colossal faggot, who can't stay on topic
>>91100913
>decrease Buff Frog
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>91100921
What's wrong with that exactly? Humor me.
>>91100921
Somebody needs to be there to make sure Star doesn't accidentally the kingdom
>>91099817
increase Ferguson and Alphonso
decrease Jackie and Star
>>91100943
Racemixing
>>91100925
This wouldn't be the first time that Disney didn't go with an obvious ship though.
Also, this is Nefcy's project. Disney isn't gonna force her to change the outcome of the story, unless it's offensive.
>>91100938
Is it Sabrina bully time yet?
>>91100973
You're right, Marco should marry a sweet American girl instead of a dirty alien.
>>91100938
Cucked and Platonic
>>91100973
>bait response
No I'm serious. What's wrong with having Marco as Mewni king?
>>91100987
Fuck off. Sabrina is not for bullying.
>>91100921
Star would be a terrible ruler. Who ever she marries will have to run the kingdom.
Marco is the most qualified.
>>91101026
But it's fitting cause Sabrina is played for comedic slapstick.
>>91099817
>Increase
Buff Frog and Hekapoo
I think everyone else that's a likable character at worst has a fitting amount of time
>Decrease
Pony, Jeremy
Jeremy should've been dropped like Brittney from season 1 to 2.
>>91101015
Not OP, but:
It's stupid, predictable, and wishfulfillment, ultimately making for a weak story.
That's just my two cents.
Has anyone read this book, or they have any links to download?
>>91100938
Marco is going to break Jackie's heart, and the worst part is no one will give a fuck
If you're interested and you can, consider buying the comic compilation so that the creators have a hope in hell of getting to finish
https://www.amazon.com/Disney-Star-Forces-Comics-Collection/dp/1772754668/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_sims?ie=UTF8
Also leave a review too, for that/the guidebook if you've already bought that through Amazon
SUPPORT THE SHOW
>>91101015
Nothing. There is no serious response. The only reason for Marco not to be the King of Mewni is if he doesn't end up with Star, and the only reason for that not to happen is "muh predictable cliches".
>>91101082
Case in point.
>>91101082
>Stupid
Definitely.
>Predictable
Nigger if you aren't half brained, a ton of things about this show that's been plot related have been predictable.
Being predictable is always second to presentation.
>Wish fulfillment
What
>>91101082
>ultimately making for a weak story
Not if the narrative behind it makes sense. And at the rate we're going, it makes a lot of sense for that to happen. I'd agree with you if this was any other series (Miraculous Lady Bug comes to mind) but Star and Marco's relationship is really well done to warrant a romantic pursuit. And now that Star opened the gates for that, we can't go back to the old status quo.
Just my two cents.
>>91101100
Never seen it online but I'm pretty sure that's just the first 3 episodes but in comic form. Like literally the same images/lines and everything.
>>91101114 is the legit Star comic.
>>91101115
Retort:
What's wrong with not wanting to do a cliche?
>inb4 "subverting for the sake of subversion is dumb" response
See I can do that too.
>>91101198
>What's wrong with not wanting to do a cliche?
You need to watch more shows if most of the shows you watch the two leads end up together.
>>91101198
Let's just agree there's an equal chance of the cliche being followed and being subverted
Tragically, either way is a cliche but the word has lost meaning
>>91101198
There's nothing inherently wrong, but regardless of the choice, it should feel believable in-verse/not forced.
Of course, that's subjective to some degree, but as long as it's not "Marco immediately ditches Jackie" or "Jackie turns into satan in terms of behavior" things should work out
>>91101144
And why is driving the narrative to not end with Starco, bad? They could just as easily have that make sense and tell a great story.
Starcofans literally can't answer that challenge with anything other than, "well it would ruin my submersion and hurt my expectations if they didn't end with Starco, even if it does end up making sense"
>>91101108
i can hear them cackling every time they look at the suffering they've caused in the fandom.
>Marco becomes king
>His job is basically making sure Star doesn't burn it to the ground.
>Always stressed because his wife is always making selfish choices, regardless of consequenses.
That would be a nightmare.
Going to bed here soon, fellow anons. Please post your Cute Stars and send me your Good Star Vibes so that I may have dreams of her tonight.
>>91101289
They sure don't pick sides when it comes to this
Everyone suffers
>>91101295
>Star is going to remain just as irresponsible as an adult as she is at 14
>what is character development
>>91099817
increase Justin and this nameless character who is annoyed by Star
decrease Star and Ponyhead
>>91101322
>>91101295
and then marco invented whiskey in mewni
>>91100821
http://svtfoe.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14152
>>91101282
We'll just have to wait and see then. If they can tell a story that makes the obvious Starco endgame amount to nothing, or make Marco and Jackie's relationship more enjoyable and real, I'll yield to that outcome.
>>91101077
>>91101322
Sorry you aren't pregnant, Star. You and Ludo can try again.
>>91101323
Oooooh. I thought it reminded me of something
>>91101282
>And why is driving the narrative to not end with Starco, bad?
It's not, I never said nor implied that. You did.
>They could just as easily have that make sense and tell a great story.
I agree. But BMB, Sleepover, BonBon, Just Friends, Face the Music and Starcrushed happened, with Oskar, Tom and Jackie as obvious plot devices. The Star confessed. With all this mounting evidence you still think an ending where Starco doesn't happen would make sense?
You trying to paint people who support Starco as self-insert "Starco or we riot!!!" losers is pretty lame.
Why was Jackie ok with this?
>>91100187
There's more to this show than shipping drama, and if Jackie were going to just fade out of the show what the fuck was the point of having her bond with Star in "Just Friends"? That kind of thing indicates that Jackie will have a role in the show beyond just "obstacle that Star overcomes". She'll still be part of Star's circle of friends, like Janna is.
>>91100986
THEY KNOW
>>91101282
>And why is driving the narrative to not end with Starco, bad?
There's nothing wrong with it in and of itself.
They've just been doing the opposite of that for the entire show.
>>91101341
I like seeing Star in physical discomfort
>>91101322
>>91101398
>>91100625
>PARTS of Marco are based on her husband
the uncut ones
>>91101398
They're just close friends.
It doesn't mean anything unless Star confesses her love for him in front of all their friends.
>>91101447
Meanwhile, in real life
>>91101398
Maybe that's a Mewman-style greeting. I'm sure Star sucks Marco's fingers all the time.
>>91101481
even betterjackie is aware
>>91101481
the worst part is that she was the one who invited jackie, what was stars plan there
>>91100973
More like Speciesmixing
>>91101282
>>91101481
>implying that comic couldn't have happened in reality
It was exactly what it looked like, that last panel is actually a redraw of a screencap from the episode
>>91101398
>Why was Jackie ok with this?
Cause she likes it when Marco is assertive with his lusting.Pic not really related, but I wanted to post something nice.
>>91101282
>And why is driving the narrative to not end with Starco, bad?
Because the entire narrative to date has been steadily progressing toward Starco.
>>91101395
>>91101428
Not the guy you responded to, but did it ever occur to anybody that perhaps there is more to the Star x Marco stuff than just implied romance? Does anybody else sort of see something going on and something really fishy going on with this Blood Moon stuff? I really think something is up with the "ship captain's" voice coming out of nowhere, and Marco saying he's felt strange since then.
Every time I bring that up, people try to silence me or say that I'm trying to see something that isn't there.
>>91101526
She is not very bright
>>91101526
>star cucked herself
>>91101513
DELET THIS
>>91101531
Yeah, but Jackie wasn't that much of a forgotten third wheel as she was in that comic
>>91101540
>"The Moon of Lovers."
>Not about romance.
Sure Anon, makes sense.
>today
>you meet nefcy and her husband
>she's going to let you make 3 things canon
>...if you have sex with her husband while she watchs
which do you choose?
>>91101540
>Every time I bring that up, people try to silence me
You act like Starco is an oppressive dictatorship.
>>91101581
I'm a dude so no
>>91101581
>which do you choose?
I choose meeting Nefcy and her Husband. They seem like fun people.
How do I go about reading the old Star Vs threads? Is there a site that archives these?
someone was wondering what the original version of that comic is that ends in "I'm gonna lay all my eggs in his chest"; here you go
>>91101540
>people try to silence me
This isn't your fucking English class justice circle you faggot
>>91101581
...
I'm a dude, so... What does he look like?
>>91101540
No. I agree. I've been keeping my eye pointed towards the "Blood Moon being evil and compelling Star and Marco together" theory occasionally. It's valid, but as you said, Starco fans will try to destroy it. I'm not partial either way, but nobody has really come up with anything substantial to disprove that theory either. So, I'm willing to entertain that idea.
Where were you when you learned Janna has a penis?
>>91101540
>did it ever occur to anybody that perhaps there is more to the Star x Marco stuff than just implied romance?
The door is wide open for anything to happen between the leads of the show. As for the ship captain's voice, I've concluded Glossaryk was the guy behind that and we may find out soon.
Glossaryks role is to help train future queens. And queens need a king by their side. Glossaryk probably concluded Marco was a good match for Star and has been playing 8D matchmaker from the shadows.
What the BMB entails is beyond me.
>>91101581
Depends, will either of them tell others about it afterwards?
>>91101615
I take pride in my edits
>>91101513
kek thanks anon
>>91101663
They won't.
>>91101513
So is Jackie taunting Star or telling her "I'd rather be kissing you"?
What's Star's cutest moment?
>>91101692
her song day before it went to shit
>>91101688
Okay. In that case, I would, but I wouldn't be able to decide what three things to choose.
>>91101691
Taunting obviously, how the fuck did you infer the latter?
>>91101615
Thanks
>>91101713
Because he's a social retard who posts on 4chan, duh.
>>91101692
Her babysitting the tadpoles.
"I booped, Marco. I booped so BAD!"
>>91101691
>Soon.
>>91101692
>>91101691
Starco fag logic.
>>91101592
>You act like Starco is an oppressive dictatorship.
This is something the dictators say.
>>91101618
I've watched it happen every time that theory is brought up. Starcofags either treat it as wolf crying or just dismiss it, instead of actually discussing the possibility of it. Yet we talk about almost everything else.
Even if Starco still happens, you can't rule out that there very well could be something evil about the blood moon.
>>91100405
My head cannon is that Star only does anal,
due to being a princess, she was taught to save her virginity for her future king.
beach episode when?
>>91101767
What about mouth stuff?
>>91101708
I thougjt you meant the sex anon. Everyone learns about the things you get her to make canon
>>91101777
That fucking picture.
>>91101777
Making Marco trans is one thing, but why make Star fat?
>>91101810
Because tumblrfuck.
>>91101767
But rebel princess does things her own way
>>91101788
She'd try it once.
After that it'd come down to how Marco tasted to her.
If she didn't like the taste, I can't see her doing it again. If she liked the taste, she'd probably do it a whole bunch without even being asked to.
>>91101788
Duh.
>>91101790
I did mean sex. I'm saying that I wouldn't know which things to make canon, but if I did I'd agree to the sex if they didn't tell anybody about the sex
>>91101810
> and hairy
> and stretchmarked
> and vitilgo'd
>>91101777
DELETE THIS
>>91101752
>Starcofags either treat it as wolf crying or just dismiss it, instead of actually discussing the possibility of it.
You just ignored TWO Starco anons willing to discuss that with you and you just ignored them to respond to these posts.
Why do you like victimizing yourself?
>>91101840
Sure as hell ain't titty fucking her.
>>91101891
>>91101752
I've seen that very idea discussed before in these threads, and like pretty much everything linked to the blood moon the discussion ended up with nothing substantial gained, given the ambiguity still present. It could be more than it currently appears to be, it could not. The same can be said for the events of the episode too.
Until we learn more about it we can't really comment on what its place in the show is. On the surface it appears to be a romantic element, given the context of its episode and the way it's referred to. However, that could alter, should the show follow up on it, given it was put into play during a demonic event.
>>91101777
Why
>>91101909
fucking served
>>91101850
Nobody ignored anything, I just responded to the negativity first, because my issue is with the faggots. Not the sensible Starco fans.
Sure, I'm biting bait, but I'm okay with that, because I've go nothing better to do. I'm the fish that enjoys the fight.
>>91101540
>Every time I bring that up, people try to silence me
Meaning people disagree with you, and since you're a special snowflake that triggers you.
>>91101777
>>91101752
Blood Moon informed Marco when Star was in danger, prompting him and Jackie rush to rescue Star. Maybe it's playing 17D chess and we just don't know it yet, sure, but so far it seems to be pretty neutral. Just a thing that sort of installs a telepathic connection between two people, which is not good or evil in itself. What exactly lured Marco to go to the ball after Star and get Blood Moon'd with her there as a result - now that's a different story... My money's on Glossaryck.
>>91101909
until marco's board-breaking karate training kicks in.
>>91101909
Yeah, as if the Cuck Qwen would say that.
>>91101911
>>91101657
There's nothing to think further on this, because the Blood Moon ain't evil. Don't entertain that fag.
>>91101969
>Qwen
It's a school night.
>>91101942
Cringe.
>>91101982
Yes, and?
>>91101956
>prompting him and Jackie rush to rescue Star
Which caused Star's suck portal spell to get fucked over by green magic as soon as she saw Marco and Jackie which led to her losing the book
Nice going, moon
>>91101957
I feel like that face could be used so many, many ways
>>91101942
What the hell do you get out of arguing with people who don't give a fuck about your point of view? Does it help you sleep at night? You're a literally piece of shit, just like every other shipping faggot.
>>91102000
That would also make it Tom's fault.
>>91101956
>17D chess
you're that guy who quotes Metal Gear Solid in public, aren't you
>>91101426
>imagine...
>>91102023
Not that anon, but there is nothing wrong with internet speak online.
>>91102037
That's what that Anon would say...
Can anyone name one better friendship than Star and Marco's? From any show.
>>91102000
The telephone company isn't responsible for how you react upon receiving news. it's job is just to provide connection.
>>91102013
Not him, but now who is being baited....
>>91102013
You just fell for reverse bait.
>>91102013
>>91102074
>>91102079
Baitception
what is this? some sort of Mewni religious symbol?
>>91102074
>>91102079
>using mommy and daddy's phone to shitpost online
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Oh I'm sure you're pretending...
>>91102023
I've no idea what you're talking about, I haven't even played Metal Gear.
?D chess is just a meme, an ironic modification of saying "4D chess". I just picked a random number.
>>91102112
Rick and Morty vs. Star and Marco.
The Rick and Star fight would devolve into inappropriate sex so it all comes down to Morty vs. Marco, right?
>>91102130
Ignore the fag.
>>91102020
Tom just threw a party to celebrate the blood moon's aniversary
The moon was the one that went "ZOMG those two just friends are perfect for each other, I better make their souls fuck for all eternity instead of any of the actual couples at this party"
Tfw anons were interested in the last pic scource. It's a joke picture so there's nothing more to it than this
>>91102107
> 4 of them
>>91102061
JD and Turk?
>>91102208
that's a marriage
>>91102107
Maybe something astrological or pertaining to the elements.
I bet using those four dots lets mewmans simultaneously see stars while summoning a gushing flow
>>91102200
>>91102214
>>91102214
>Aval0nx
We have a rule around here about him.....
Don't.
>>91102208
Those two were clearly gay lovers.
>>91102220
Starco will be one too eventually
>>91102226
>while summoning a gushing flow
>>>/aco/1278206
>>91101526
>what was stars plan there
She wanted to prove to herself that she didn't like Marco and she could be the 3rd wheel without getting jealousshe was wrong, but I respect the attempt
>>91102242
>We have a rule around here about him.....
No, you have a faggy response to him
>>91102226
>>91100535
>>91102289
>Only a red lipstick mark on Starfan13
Is she not shared between them like the rest of the harem?
>>91102242
since when, ive been in these threads since the finale aval0nx was never a no post, though many people didn't like his stuff
like >>91102289 said, your just being a fag cause you don't like his shit
>>91102316
she is higher tier waifu
>>91102289
all i can see is Tim Curry
>>91102253
It's just guy love
>>91102242
"We" the mods or "we" the cuckposters who get triggered when there is an artist who uses your own tactics against you?
>>91102242
most anons like his stuff
>>91102289
Go back to posting cringe shit on your tumblr please, or making games where you're a furry pedophile. Nobody likes you.
>>91101526
As Star spelled out "Starcrushed", she was trying to ignore her feelings for Marco and just be his best friend and nothing else. It didn't work.
>>91099725
I'm watching Kamen Rider Ryuki and Dragon Knight at the same time.
They're both pretty gud
>the female friend who confessed to you did everything in her power to not fall in love with you but still did
Anyone else find this kind of sad? Star did not want to fall for her friend and was willing to date Oskar to forget about Marco just to confess because Toffee showed up.
>>91102342
If I could draw like that I wouldn't be wasting my time here
What if you staple Star's headband to her head and she got an infection because the alcohol you used to clean the staples was from a 70 year old red wine and not an 80% solution ethyl alcohol and this causes her to develop schizophrenia and become a danger to society so they have to confine her to an asylum and you get to take her family heirloom wand making you a successor to the Mewni throne, putting an end to the Butterfly dynasty once and for all?
>>91102317
He was a no post prior to the influx of svtfoe threads. He was pretty well hated.
>>91102392
>He was pretty well hated
Not any more
>>91102378
Why would you staple Star's headband to her hair?
>>91101323
>just realized star is a Disney princess
>>91102372
>Anyone else find this kind of sad?
Yeah, I think it's kinda funny, but I think it's kinda sad. And the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had.
>>91102392
People liked his stuff last year.But I got warned for posting some of it one.
>>91102331
I see DIO
>>91102401
Is that you trying to tell yourself that, dude?
>>91102289
>Giving Marco Lipstick and other forms of Makeup
-15/10
>>91102372
I blame Janna for this
>>91102404
as a revenge prank for stealing your Captain Blanche's Sugar Seeds™
Reminder that this guy is in like his mid-20's and goes to Echo Creek with Star
>>91102452
This doesn't warrant physical assault like this.
Besides, caring is sharing, Marco shouldn't leave the tasties just for himself.
>>91101999
He'll only be pounding Jackie for 30 minutes, instead of the customary hour.
>>91102254
Why isnt Marco buff?
>>91102372
It *is* sad. Sure, Star screwed up by not admitting her feelings but she honestly believed she was doing the right thing for Marco (even if it wasn't).
Hm, do you all think Star was *actually* willing to date Oskar (I mean, like seriously date)? I think that even before Moon showed up, she found out real quick that she wasn't actually that compatible with Oskar
>>91102492
Fanart made B.R.W.S.
>>91102483
she violated your personal property and therefore the non-aggression principle, this gives you a right to act in self-defense
>>91102500
Oskar is shit and Star realized it after hanging out with him.
That was basically the whole point of them hanging out in that episode.
If Toffee didn't come back and destroy Moon and the council, Star would've probably spent the Summer driving a wedge between Marco and Jackie.
>>91102483
>Marco shouldn't leave the tasties just for himself.
You probably don't have any siblings. What happened clearly was that they each had a box of cereal for themselves but Star ate hers first and now she is also eating Marco's in secret.
>>91102543
>Star has a sugar addiction.
Do they not have sugar in mewni?
i was thinking about this moment recently and then as a direct result tonight i had a fuckin lucid dream mixed with sleep paralysis about swarms of flies in my room
FUCK THIS SHOW
>>91102543
Why can't Star just make her own? She's basically a god
>>91102540
I dunno if Oskar is shit, that's a bit harsh, but he doesn't really take being corrected/invalidated well, and Star...yea, Star doesn't really not do that.
His response to Star shutting down the Mars comment and Star's nervous "oh no, yea I agree" was incredibly awkward IMO (he definitely came off a bit jerkish there) and showed that they really wouldn't work.
>>91102601
Remember her brownies?
>>91102601
She sucks at magic that isn't combat or familiar related.
>>91102500
>Hm, do you all think Star was *actually* willing to date Oskar (I mean, like seriously date)? I think that even before Moon showed up, she found out real quick that she wasn't actually that compatible with Oskar
She really wasn't. The point of that entire scene with her and Oskar in Starcrushed was to show how much her attitude towards him has changed since early Season 2. She used to be obsessed with him, but now she sees what he really is - a boring fuck who makes shitty music and doesn't even know that other planets are actually far away. Her choosing to "have a crush" on Oskar was just another lie she was trying to tell herself to take her mind away from Marco. But feelings don't work that way.
>>91099817
increase Star and Marco
decrease oskar and jackie
>humans and mewmans think they're hot shit
If you aren't a Johanson, you aren't a real man. What humans and mewmans achieve through magic and technology, Johansons archive through raw physical prowess and strength of will. I've lost count as to how many human and mewman women I've laid with, and whether they be willing or not, all are moaning after the first few pumps.
Pic related is the average Johanson man. You just can't compete
>>91102728
Johansens are mewmans
>>91102500
>Hm, do you all think Star was *actually* willing to date Oskar (I mean, like seriously date)? I think that even before Moon showed up, she found out real quick that she wasn't actually that compatible with Oskar
Well, considering how fast her face fell after she made up with Marco, whatever she was planning to do, she wasn't happy with it. I think she was going back to her room to make use of her tear-absorbing pillows now that all else had failed.
>>91102679
I mean your thoughts on Star's change are true, but do you think she would have tried anyways just to try and lie to herself about Marco/avoid having her feelings possibly interfere in the Jackie/Marco relationship?
>>91102757
I hope those tights on the floor have been washed.
This summer
>>91102728
You are a fucking idiot, the Johanson kingdom is in Mewni and they are Mewmans just barbarian ones.
>>91102752
yep. Johansens are Mewmans. But the Butterfly family are not mewmans. Butterflies are insect monsters, ruling over mewmans, like some sort of inter-species apartheid state.
>>91101615
post the eggs.
>>91102806
They know their audiences...
>>91102806
will there be time travel or is that for a different show.
>>91102806
>Starco thing
They love to tease us don't they?
>>91102761
She probably wouldn't have even tried at all, because it wasn't until Moon came, looking all serious, that she went "alright, I'll have a crush on Oskar now, I guess". And even is she did, I doubt it would have lasted any longer than a couple of days anyway.
In any case, Marco doesn't spend THAT much time with Jackie anyway, and most of his summer plans still revolved around Star (according to the post-finale live chat). She'd have probably stayed away from Jackie, but would have still spend a lot of time with Marco when he is not with Jackie.
>>91102254
>not riding ponyhead through a wall into her wedding
>not letting ponyhead literally crash a fancy party
ONE. JOB.
>>91102806
That's not an official account, though.But this one is:
https://twitter.com/DisneyChannelPR/status/819629234976980992
>>91102964
>She'd have probably stayed away from Jackie, but would have still spend a lot of time with Marco when he is not with Jackie.
Like in the middle of the night. In his bed.
She'd probably also be really clingy whenever they're just around the house together. Especially before he has a date with Jackie.
>>91102964
hold up am I misremembering or somethin
I thought the whole Oskar thing happened before Moon came with the announcement
I don't think it changes the outcome (like you said, even if she did, it'd last a few days before she'd break it off)
>>91103013
>>91102378
i would go "uh oh spaghetti-o's"
>>91103029
>I thought the whole Oskar thing happened before Moon came with the announcement
It did. She hanged out with Oskar for a bit and then returned to Marco's house, unsure what to make of Oskar. Them Moon arrived, and Star thought the talk was going to be about Face the Music, so she went "I've made up my mind, I'm going to date Oskar now". Maybe if Moon didn't arrive, she wouldn't have said/thought that.
>>91103038
>>91103125
what if star wanted you to kiss an ouchie all better but the ouchie was on her inner thigh
>>91102582
>a lucid dream mixed with sleep paralysis
Fuck those are terrifying in and of themselves, I can't imagine one about a swarm of flies. Shit would be the definition of hell. You can have all my sympathy for today, I don't need it.
>>91103177
Well, we are best friends.
I might as well use my mouth to search for more while I'm down there, right?
I mean, what are best friends for after all?
>>91103177
I would kiss it.
No, I would never take advantage of her.
>>91100620
Finally, a gentlemen of taste
>>91102728
>Johansons archive through raw physical prowess and strength of will
>implying that marco doesn't do this exact same shit
>ignoring the episode with sensei where he said he wanted to be like him, until he saw what he was actually like, then FORCED HIS SENSEI TO MAKE HIMSELF BETTER
>ignoring the fact he beat up monsters from another dimension on the regular with just his fists and feet
>he won the annual flag planting event
I'm not sure you're watching the same thing I am bro.
>>91103177
That's clearly a keikaku.
>>91103218
SHE'S TIP-TOEING TO PAGE 5
>>91102138
It's Morty versus Star. In the end it's just both of them conspiring to get each other's waifus and husbandos.
>>91103305
Rick would straight up murder Marco.
>>91103341
THEN have inappropriate hate fucking with Star
>>91103110
yea, I just rewatched that scene with Moon, and Star does go "I'm choosing to have a crush on Oskar, I guess" but her facial expressions and tone make it pretty clear that it's not actually real
definitely had forgotten that happened though, thanks for the reminder
man, the voice acting/animation is on point for conveying how Star really feels
>>91103038
>>91103125
>not wanting to ruin her relationship with Marco, Star claims that she doesn't have a crush on him
>instead, she follows Janna's example and decides to play the long game throughout the entire summer
>proceeds to slowly drive a wedge between Marco and Jackie by acting too familiar with Marco for it to look platonic
>Marco doesn't suspect a thing and believes this behaviour is entirely normal between besties
>whereas to everyone else, including Jackie, it looks like he and Star are fucking
>unable to tolerate this much longer, Jackie breaks up with Marco, who doesn't understand why
>allowing Star to finally claim her prize
Fuck Toffee. We've been deprived of the best timeline.
Is it just me, or is Star a lot dumber in the first few episodes compared to the rest of the series? Not that she's exactly smart, but still
>>91099817
increase Princess Marco and Tom
decrease Star and Jackie
>>91103521
character development
>>91103521
Sometimes they forced the "wacky" aspect a bit. I thought early season 2 had this problem as well.
I can't say exactly when it shifted but at some point she became a really well written and sometimes surprisingly realistic character. Probably my favorite in the show now and I like most of the cast a lot.
>>91103514
Janna or Jackie would have to call her out on that at some point.
>>91103521
you mean like in season 2 part 2 where she almost destroyed the universe by being unwilling to do a math problem, then begrudgingly made an attempt because time started looping, but got the incorrect answer?
>>91103635
I mean, she's still an idiot who frequently does stupid things, but in the first few episodes, the very first one in particular, she seemed to have the brain of a seven year old
>>91101289
>"GOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEM"
>>91103618
>>91103679
still not crazy about "I! LOVE! PUPPIES!" t b h
>>91103618
>star will never lay her eggs in your chest
>ywn give birth to her children as if they were xenomorphs
Why even bother living f am?
>>91103613
They try several times, but Star always claims she and Marco are just friends and she is just helping her bestie.
>>91103709
harsh man
but fair
>>91101526
I THOUGHT SHE DIED ALONE, A LONG LONG TIME AGO
OH NO, NOT ME, I NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOUR FACE, TO FACE, WITH THE GIRL WHO KEKED THE WORLD
>>91103740
River is still alive, so that thing isn't lethal.
If so, I'd gladly let Star lay her eggs in my chest any day
So if alternate timelines are canon, does that mean that there's a timeline where Star's just a nonmagical autistic child, like in the original comic?
>>91102337
Nah, this is edgelord shit
>>91103743
>Star always claims she and Marco are just friends and she is just helping her bestie
Yeah, they've been taking showers together so long that Marco wouldn't even know how to wash himself without her in the shower with him.
>>91100836
>>91103801
You're living in it, Anon.
What Star was assigned to an Australian family instead?
>>91101581
That she makes Janco endgame, on the condition that I'm the one doing the fucking.
>>91101891
i don't get it
>you're now janna
>this happens somehow
>http://img.booru.org/svtfoe//images/13/742091c7789c19f0247a47a88072daac4441019e.gif
what do you do? what do you think she'd do?
>>91103856
as soon as he opens it horrific monsters start poring through ludo's portalinto mewni
>>91103856
She would get with a kangaroo or koala
>>91103856
What would an aussie Marco be like?
>>91103984
>The Pooftah Kid
>>91103984
>>91099906
>Let's Go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XswuFtW1bco
>>91099897
Normie jokes that dont offend and visual gags.
Take notes on animaniacs for reference jokes and notes on gravity falls for normie jokes.
>>91099897
I'm making a supernatural show that's too mature/dark for kids, but too tame for adults
>>91100201
No it just makes you sound like one of those autistic Starcofags that can't stand the thought of something threatening your ship existing. The ones that give not retarded Starco fans a bad rep.
>>91104039
>that finland
>>91099817
Increase Jackie and Janna
Decrease Ponyhead and Star
If you had to kill off a non-adult character in the next season, who would you choose?
>>91104431
what Finland, Sweden?
>>91104483
Fuck, you're right. All of Scandanvia's the same to me.
Not much to discuss in between seasons, is there?
>>91099817
Increase Jackie and Tom, possibly Princess Marco
lessen Janna and Jeremy
>>91104552
It's almost as if novelty and speculation are the primary catalysts for discussion and without that fandoms just turn inward and devolve into circlejerks.
>>91104478
Tom.
>Hey anon!I'm sorry for causing an autism bomb, will you forgive me?
>>91104478
Oskar or Janna
>>91104577
What'll you do to make it up to me?
>>91103038
>>91103125
>>91103514
>>91103831
I love everything about this. I need a keikaku!Star fic.
>>91104577
There's nothing to forgive, sweetheart.
I would never get mad at you!
>>91104039
That redhead looks like she's doing something to him.
And is that a robot from Japan?
>>91102013
>>91104577
>You say you're sorry huh
>I don't believe you
>>91104482
why would the King and Queen be happy for the princess to marry a foreign peasant?
>>91104693
Multiple heirs.
Which is best
>>91104703
star has siblings?
>>91104707
Middle top and bottom
>>91104707
1 and 4
3 is heresy
>>91104707
Cheerleader, of course.
Whoever that denies it clearly has shit taste.
>>91104707
fake jackie is better than no jackie.
>>91104693
they know their daughter's a fuck-up and got her moved to a dimension f.a.m. I don't think they'd mind that much.>>91104703
>>91104707
4, no contest.
>>91104707
>you will never be humiliated by BritStar
>you will never be played a shitty song by OskStar
>you will never shove pizza nuggets down a funnel for JackStar
>you will never have Stardo paw and grab at your wand
>you will never have a foreign exchange Stardent shove their meaty balls into your mouth
>you will never have Stom tell you your taste in campy Kung Fu movies is shit
Why live?
>>91104478
Oskar
>>91099906
>mfw
>>91104478
pony
>>91099906
>sounds great Star. I'll tell Hpoo to come along too.
What if the reason Moon looks so old is because Mewnans age rapidly, or rather have short lifespans similar to real insects? It would beg the question of why they only have one child at a time like humans do since usually animals with shorter lifespans have more children to compensate for the mortality rate, but it would explain the grandmother look her mom has going on.
>>91101834
>mewberty
>the synth song plays in your head
Marco is a BOOOOYyy...
>>91104693
Marco is royalty.
>I'm packing eight inches. Flacid. It's twenty inches erect. I mean come on, that can't be normal, I'm fourteen! It's only going to get bigger from here and there's no way girls aren't going to go running for cover when they see it.
>>91104715
>>91104749
Grand heirs. 3 out 7 would be good odds.
>>91105058
Little did Marco know that Jackie has a large insertion fetish.
>>91104693
They want to improve relations with the Earth dimension
>>91104627
STOP ENABLING HER
>>91102421
WALT GISNEP WORLD FLUORIDE!
AYO IT'S
REAL MEWGGA HOURS REAL MEWGGA HOURS
SMASH THAT MEWFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON
So, how mush longer is the wait, I have a limited time in the states.
And will the Dark Queen be more prominent next season?
>>91099725
It's simlpe - I'm dead
>>91099972
Increase tits
>>91105439
June or July for next season I guess
And definitely
>>91104693
Have you seen the King's Family?
They're crazed Savages.
Have you seen their daughter?
She's a crazed, magical savage.
It's perfect because it's marriage that would last between two people that would rule the kingdom fairly and aptly.
>>91102289
Th-that's fucking hot, senpai.
>>91105659
>She's a crazed, magical savage.
no
>>91105439
At least 2 months. More realistically 3 though.
All we know right now is that Season 3 premieres in Summer this year. We don't know exactly when.
>>91099817
Janna, Marco's fat friend
Pony head, Tofee
We've finally slowed down and ran out of things to discus. See you all in 3-4 months
>>91100594
H E C C pride 'verse wide
>>91100973
Squash bug
>>91104693
The King doesn't seem to factor in that much in terms of ruling the kingdom of mewni since it's a matriarchy. The most important thing is that the queen be fit to rule and the couple be able to produce an heir.
Moon and River both know that Marco is a very centered and responsible person who helps star to be less reckless. I think that from their perspective Star marrying someone who can help reign in her more wild and reckless tendencies could only be a good thing for the future of Mewni. Mewni doesn't seem like the type of kingdom that really NEEDS a political marriage to solidify it's power base, they're already the undisputed rulers of Mewni.
Long story short, it's more important that Star be with someone that she loves and that will help her be the best ruler she can be than anything else at this point.
>>91105803
CRAZED
MAGICAL
SAVAGE
I wouldn't doubt that there would be times where Marco would have to drag her away on a leash from botched negotiations with other kingdoms.
On the positive side, seeing how berserk Mewni's queen is would scare the other kingdoms into conceding to all their terms.
>>91101581
I would PLOW rl marco to have Heckapoo's adventures be canon and more realised in Marco's memory as he gets older
I would make Morning Mark's bullshit canon and say the series takes place in the fixed timeline after his fanwank
I would make Janna the winner of Marco's junk but never his public woman.
>>91105873
>Marco is a good influence on Star just as Star is a bad influence on Marco
its a pottery
>>91105894
They're a good influence on each other anon.
Marco helps star to be less reckless. Star helps Marco avoid being too careful and safe.
Without Star's influence Marco would still be the nervous, ultra-safe wreck that he was at the start of season 1. That Marco couldn't have ever earned his own pair of dimensional scissors, couldn't have ever had the guts to talk to Jackie.
Seriously anon, pay attention to the most basic and obvious part of the show's character development plot.
>>91105659
The Johansens behave like savages, but they have their own kingdom adjacent to the Butterfly kingdom. It would make sense for Star's parents to want for her to marry some another heir, or some other noble. That would explain how she met Tom, their parents pushed them together.
>>91105360
then they should betroth Star to Barron. By the time he's 18, she'll be only 20 or 21.
How did Nefcy get away with this?
An absolute madwoman.
>>91106063
fucking kek
do the japanese create anime out of anything?
>>91106067
she gets away with a lot of stuff anon
>>91105865
>Mewni doesn't seem like the type of kingdom that really NEEDS a political marriage to solidify it's power base, they're already the undisputed rulers of Mewni.
Flags suggests that they still have territorial disputes with their allies like the Johansen Kingdom that they have put aside. It reminds me of territorial dispute between Canada and Denmark that is handled very peacefully through flags and banter. But they very obviously have hostile territorial disputes with various monsters. This isn't ancient history. Moon's tapestry shows her fighting a monster army lead by Toffee.
The Butterflies don't rule Mewni like Merkel rules Germany, they rule it like the Israelis rule Israel and Palestine.
The Butterflies are allied with the Johansens, Ponyheads, and Lucitors. A political marriage with any of those would strengthen their alliance.
>>91106041
It'd be funny if the Johansens were the ones dressed and acting like savages while their "subjects" are all hapless posh aristocratic nerds holed up in the kingdom's castle as the "nobility" gallivants around the domain wrecking havoc.
>>91104693
I think Marco has earned a rank of lord-protector or smth by now. And while being the one of a princess doesn't grant you political power yet, he is for sure no more a peasant and is equal to the royal family.
Also, he, himself is a rebel princess in the eyes of the whole fucking interdimensional royalty and gets 650$ for that too
>>91102757
"The pillow absorbs tears!"
>>91106179
various dynasties that came from savages (mongols, huns, xiongnu, etc) have suffered greatly when they conquered civilized people and became weak and civilized themselves. The mongols actually noticed this and started a policy of rotating their people in and out of the harsh wasteland of Mongolia and the debaucherous fleshpots of China.
>>91104693
a) get some earth connections. They have no idea how to intergrate with them or start proper diplomacy.
b) he can fuck up monsters which is pretty great and worthy of a second to Star
c) PR for mewni which is looking bad at the moment. He is an interdimensional cult classic symbol
d) leash for Star, as he stops some/most of her bullshit
e) star """loves""" him so, like, better to pick him with the positives he has than try to force the spergiest bug in the butterfly family for GENERATIONS to go with an actually suitable candidate
>>91106228
Oh, one little caveat! None of it matters, because Marco doesn't want to fug the bug
>>91106236
Lord-protector of the Queen could have more power than the king himself during some parts of the history
>>91106252
Except that, unless I've missed something, that isn't a mewnie role
>>91099817
increase Janna and Marco
decrease the rest
>>91106269
it wasn't stated though, also all the royal treatment Marco gets from Butterflies' heavily implies, that there is something to this role being also important on Mewni. They just call it "a guide" in the first ep
>>91106205
I'm imagining the order of events being switched around a bit in Starcrushed, so that Star had already made it to her room before Moon turned up.
So when Star hears the disturbance, she immediately bolts up from her pillows and declares to whomever's there that 'she wasn't crying!'
>>91106186
no. that's just your head cannon.
You can say that Moon and River don't behave like realistic monarchs. You could say that Star doesn't care what her parents demand of her. But there's no way an actual sovereign would want their heir to marry someone without vast riches, lands, or subjects.
Being a good bodyguard, a fake meme princess, and having $650 royalties doesn't make Marco a geopolitically advantageous match.
>>91106186
>I think Marco has earned a rank of lord-protector or smth by now.
Star has saved his ass way more than he's ever helped her. Sure she caused the problems she saved him from, but still.
Marco isn't a "protector". He's good enough at fighting he can hold his own, act as a companion and not a liability. But he hasn't earned shit from Mewni, the Butterflies paid handsomely for Star's room and board etc
>equal to the royal family
Anon what the fuck have you been smoking
>>91106292
So no, complete fanon then? That's fine. As long as you keep it within the realms of theory crafting and stop pretending it's a thing.
To be fair, from how I've seen it Butterflies are pretty loose with their fuedal structure despite strong tradition. Just look at moon as a kid and compare it to Star. They let their youthes loose onto the world to learn it as they like and don't police who they comport themselves with, peasant or nobility.
>>91101891
i get it. Hard kek
>>91106303
>implying the base of your opinion is not the headcannon too
How "convinient" that word is for you, isn't it?
>>91106303
Not him but see:
>>91106228
Marco consolidates power in Mewni through a number of methods from public reception to tard handling their daughter. You need to remember both River and Moon are EXTREMELY concerned about how she is developing. She was almost sent to Olga's and Earth is still a punishment in a lot of ways.
Ideally bringing him on as an advisor or into another courtly position would do all those things AND save the role of king for someone more politically advantageous.
>>91106318
He saved her from getting into problems in the first place not less, than she saved his ass.
Like a good "guide" would do
>>91106347
We Hekaposting now.
Mewni isn't like your typical medieval kingdom. It doens't use royal marriage to establish links with another domains and like. Husband is good if he can impregnate Queen with a healthy daughter, he doesn't have to be a prince or something.
someone finally drew fanart of STAR JOINS TOFFEE
these threads are where I've seen this idea most
>>91106365
>It doens't use royal marriage to establish links with another domains and like
>star paired with Tom
>best friends with Pony head
>moon marrying River
Demonstratably wrong.
Janna is mental unstable
>>91106368
Was this Anakine move before or after she gave up and enhanced her boobs magically?
>>91106186
>>91106252
>>91106365
>>91106325
In my first post about it I used words "I think" and stayed in that direction, dunno why you imply shit like I'm pretending it to be real. So keep your projecting on non-personal level then too, if it's the case
>>91099725
starsuckstime.
>>91106406
>>91106374
Step 1: Star conquers Earth for Marco
Step 2: Marco is now royalty
Step 3: Married.
or they can skip step 1 and 2 and just let star do what she wants for a generation, some monarchies have done worse and lived
>>91106398
I assume she got hot after turning to the dark side
I wonder if Mewni citizens know about Star has been dating Tom and her escapades with Oskar. Are they shocked that their future Queen is such an irresponsible slut?
>>91106349
exactly what I meant
>>91106430
Tom is not the rebellious thing everyone here thinks he is, there was pressure from Mewni royalty towards encouraging Tom and Star according to the book.
>>91106430
>Boys All wed
>mfw Manna is endgame
>>91106447
Yeah but if it was between King Marco and No Marco; Deep Cuck, the Butterflies would support Star in whoring Marco away from Jackie and into the family. That easy. It's that or watch their kingdom burn.
>>91106485
I haven't gone that deep into the details
>>91106476
Freudean misspell. Star subconciously submits to her role of cuckquean.
Would you have preferred slightly realistic proto-Toffee to Patrick Bateman's fursona?
>>91106303
Eh, depending on how much power monarchs have they could just pull a "Lord Protector Corvo" and essentially have him as royal consort.
>>91106515
What is that abomination on the left
>>91106515
Bateman
>>91106539
how Toffee was probably drawn in early storyboards/preliminary character sketches before they settled on his final design
you can see a variation of it in the official Fortune Cookies poster (all the other posters have him drawn normally so this was probably just a temp design for that one episode)
>>91106515
Yes. He would look like a real villain.
But just because whenever I see Tofee, I can't stop thinking about Pinstripe Potoroo. They are so similar.
Guys, what if Nefcy in the last episode or two goes full into the Mewni becoming a kingdom, where it's the king (Marco for example) has all the power, while showing, that you can't have a leading role if you're a constant fuck up (Star), no matter how powerful you are, that you're a woman, etc.
I know, that this won't happen, but I wish I could feel the fun of that ride, provided by Tumblr, SJW and other shit.
>>91106575
Most likely outcome is Mewni becomes a constitutional republic. Also, Marco would probably do the kingdom's work even if Star stayed in power technically. I imagine she wouldn't be the first princess to delegate her work to a king. That one chick with the sword looked like she did nothing but fight.
Rare star from 2011.
>>91106626
This could be an interesting outcome AND a trigger for some interestng schimpanzee drama
>>91106483
can you imagine the pure unadulturated rage that would cause?
>>91106645
nice
Tell me honestly guys, is this whole situation Glossaryck's fault?
>Be ultra powerful
>Serve ONE dimension on ONE planet for ONE family
>Mewni is a shit hole for anyone NOT mewman and even then most mewmans live like dark age peasants.
Toffee is probably sick of this shit and is trying to destroy magic to free Mewni for all we know. And in order to do that, he needs magic as well.
>>91099817
>Increase Tom
Have him be a middleman between Marco and Star while Marco's trying to find her, with Tom being conflicted about whether or not to mislead them and keep Marco out of the picture for good.
>Increase Buff Frog
When Toffee/Ludo starts gathering forces, he's forced to get back in action to defend his family from the coming violence, maybe even becoming some monster resistance leader.
When Eclipsa is released/revived, she encounters him and offers to house and protect his family in exchange for his services.
>Lessen Pony Head
I know this isn't going to happen because the book spent like six pages on her family so we're getting at least one more Pony Head centric episode, god help us
>Lessen Oskar/Jeremy
They're probably written out at this point anyway
>>91106777
However, he seems to have fun doing his job
>>91106430
Tom is the crown prince of their neighbouring kingdom, there's nothing wrong with Star dating him but rather it's the expected thing.
Oskar however might be a different case, he's a dropout with a record
>>91106626
>Mewni will become a socialist republic
>Will be the first nation to send Human-Monster space expedition on the Blood Moon
>But will be forced to buy corn on Earth to evade hunger at the same time
>>91106824
The point is that she've changed three boys in space of a year.
>>91106892
Star has dated exactly one boy in her whole life
They probably didn't even kiss
>>91106777
The demons seem well off with parties and balls and stuff.
>>91106777
How is any of that shit Glossaryck's problem?
>>91106824
Didn't she drop him when she heard he was dropping out?
>>91106936
She more or less stopped caring about him when she realized how hard she had fallen for Marco.
Actually trying to hang out with him and realizing he's a fucking loser killed any genuine interest she had left.
>>91106906
>Self proclaimed Rebel princess
I HIGHLY doubt that.
>>91106916
It was toned down for Star
>>91106967
Also he's an example of what she would become if she goes "full-rebel"
>>91106984
Yeah but the people seemed to be doing pretty well.
>>91106929
This fucker is totally playing some 78.5D chess with dices
>>91106998
Weren't they all nobles?
>>91106969
Kissing is pretty clearly still a big deal for her.
>>91106995
So she's kinda like the poor life decisions version for Star like Sensei is for Marco
>>91106420
>Marco cites Charlemagne as an ancestor
>Since everyone on Mewni is ignorant of Earth history qnd how nobility works over there, they fall for it
>Marco marries Star
>>91107013
Yeah, if it wasn't her Marco was kissing, i could see why it would be.
>>91107016
Exactly. Sensei though has his dojo at least and makes money, while Oscar has even gone from a rather bad musician to the point of being garbage below garbage.
>>91107031
>marco wanting to marry star
>marco lying to marry someone he doesn't 'like'
>>91099775
Whatcha watching?
>>91106777
>each dimension has it's own glossaryck-like being
>earth's glossaryck-like being doesn't give a shit about earth
>>91100172
Calm down anon, we're all on Nefcy's wild ride together after all
>>91107123
>Not wanting to rule over a dimension of bugpussy
>>91107217
>not wanting to rule over a dimension of bombpussy with an interdimensional demi-God
You'd be a shit MC.
>>91107202
You referencing God or something?
>>91106645
more
>>91107229
not on purpose
>>91107202
i like to think its Keanu Reeves
>>91107266
>not nic cage
>>91107240
I dunno, I find it funny.
The Glossaryck-like being gets mistaken for a god by the humans and now everyone worships him (in many different ways, thus the Abrahamic religions are born) while he's just chilling in Heaven. Jesus is like Heckapoo (she was created by Glossaryck).
>>91107287
>B tier meme shit
Anon godhood is based aroud how much of a homo you are for the guy in question
holy shit are you even paying attention?
>>91107217
Star first Dipped Down at 14, when it took Moon until 19
How long will it take Star to be able to bug out at will?
>>91106777
>The big plot twist is that toffee was actually trying to stop something even more horrible from happening because of the irrational decisions of the butterfly dynasty.
>>91107501
Who knows. Just because she dips easier doesn't necessarily mean she bugs easier.
I LOVE STAR BUTTERFLY AHHHHGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>91106916
Underworld are Mewman bitch dogs
Since were looking at a summer release, which means trailer should be out any day now. How hype should the trailer for season 3 be?
>>91099725
Waiting for the book ad the comic collection to arrive.
>>91101323
She even runs away at the end.
>>91108403
I don't watch trailers, so the wait will be even worse. Also, probaly I'll need to get aay from these threads when it happens.
>>91108403
I'm not buying this "in 5 minutes" shit again
>>91101536
>pic
Aw fuck anon, I know that feeling :(
>>91108774
>Aw fuck anon, I know that feeling :(
Bruh.