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What character would you have as a personal maid?

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What character would you have as a personal maid?
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>>91088357
How the fuck didn't you pick Pearl, she's literally part of a slave subspecies
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>>91088357
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>>91088357
mental illness thread?
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easy
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>>91088357
Pearl is literally a servant gem and has had maid art for longer.
Anyway Pearl, abuela and Franky. Might sub out Abuela for someone else assuming I can pressure the maids into sex.
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>>91088357
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I'd post a couple of pics with this french slut but I'll have to kill a mod.
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>>91088416
THICC?

>>91088452
This guy knows better
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>>91088357
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>>91088427
Then post more maid Pearl
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Pearl, but as a literal maid because I hate cleaning

She's also not allowed to speak or look at me because I hate her
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>>91088357
>he will never clean your streets of criminal scum who leech off society
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>>91088771
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>>91088452
I see your Rosie and raise you a Nanny.
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>>91088916
>>91088452
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>>91088357
maid fetishes are weird, why would you want to fuck someone that does your laundry
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>>91088427
What, you don't find something deeply erotic about feminizing an engineering gem into your personal household pet?
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>>91089277
Because theyre submissive, can do dishes, and wear kinky frilly things
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Depends. A sexy maid that I can fuck, or a maid that I can make do miserable, disgusting, humiliating things that will slowly crush their spirit because I hate them?
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>>91089372
Why not humiliate them by fucking them?
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>>91089674

Because I don't believe in hate fucking.
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>>91089762
Well what if they want to be fucked
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>>91090030

Is this the one I hate?

Then I deny it, making them even more miserable.
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>>91090187
What if you like them
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>>91089223
>>91088916
Jesus.

Wasn't the version of her in that Netflix show a nubile adolescent android sex slave?
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Could I have a butler instead?
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>>91090205

Then I toss her on the couch and we do it like a pair of crazed rabbits.
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>>91088357
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>>91088384
This, I'd pick Pearl she can totally keep a place clean.
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What does it mean if I want to be Pearl's personal maid?
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>>91090574
You'd do it for her.
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Assuming they were forced to obey me, definitely Wonder Woman.
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>>91090574
You're a major sub you probably masturbated when Pearl was training Connie to kill herself
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Mayor quimby is a good choice desu
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>>91088672
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>>91088357
Granted it's a terrible idea, but the sight of Emma Frost in a maid uniform would be worth it.
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i have enough of that shit
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Question:

Do maids even exist nowadays? The only ones i ever saw were on Japanese caffes and they were just cosplaying and i never truly saw one.
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>>91088384
Pearl is autisic and doesn't follow instructions well.
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>>91091731

Yeah, but they won't wear maid outfits and are often illegals.
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>>91088357
You
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>>91089277
Its dominating a woman you in a sense own.
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>>91092144
>tfw your maid asks you to knock her up so she can get an anchor baby
>tfw you do and and then report her so she delivers the baby in her home country and can't stay here and you can't get sued for child support
Kek
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>>91092734
This, but also blame movies like Clue that had Tig old bittie
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>you will never have Disgust as a maid
>you will never eat a mountain of greasy food and then rush to the bathroom to take an explosive shit, barely getting any of it in the toilet
>you will never watch her shiver and retch as she cleans up the mess
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>>91093371
This shit? This shit right here? This is why I will never get maid fetishism.
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One personality for when company is around, the other for lewd cleaning and hardcore fucking,
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>>91093371
>not coming home after a hard days work and have her give you a rimjob to get rid of your swamp ass
cmon anon
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>>91093997
It's for people that never grew up.
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She'll clean everything so quick.
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>>91094613
Or people that grew up with a maid or watched the Nanny.
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>>91094613
You're thinking of ABDL
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>>91088357
I'd get those castle servants from Beauty and The Beast. Would be fun to fuck around with, and flirt with the broom-maid
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>>91092072
I kek'd
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>>91094805
>ABDL + Maids
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>>91089277
>why would you want to fuck someone that does your laundry

Anon, most men spend a large portion of their adult lives fucking a woman who does their laundry. And those women don't do it in cute, sexy little outfits most of the time.

Why is this so hard for you to understand?
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Anyone have any recommendations on where to buy sexy maid outfits? I need one for science.
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>>91094805
>>91094900
Whats ABDL
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>>91095667
You're on the internet. Google it.
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>>91095705
GAHH
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She'd look good in a maid outfit.
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>>91095752
Your horror makes me so happy

>>91095873
This is something I've wondered about, isn't Eva already a bodyguard/lady in wait? is she really Amalia's friend or is it all for the paycheck?
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The ultimate tease would be having her around at all times, dressed thusly, while literally being unable to lay a finger on her
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>>91089277
One day anon when you're older or richer where you can find a kinky enough girl to pretend to be your maid you'll understand
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>>91091731
With enough money anything exists
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>>91096099
Im glad i could make you happy
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>>91094011
>this never got green-lit
why live?
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why was my post deleted? it was a webcomic
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>>91095473
Any where costumes are sold
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>>91096592
I was looking more for recommendations for quality costumes. Possibly in exchange for posts of my gf wearing them. But I guess I'll just troll around.
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>>91095473
>>91098797
sissykissboutique.com/maids-uniforms?zenid=1d8lmoqs02gmma6jq1o6jlll82
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>>91096038
Mah person of darkened pigmentation!
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>>91096038
Good taste Anon.
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>>91090818
S T I C C
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>>91096421
The porn was God-tier but the pilot itself was nothing to write home about
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>>91095215
Not at the same time they don't
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>>91090720
>Implying she wouldn't do it willingly
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>>91096204
I will buy a full body condom
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>>91088427
>and Franky
From the Goon?
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>>91095873
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>>91095873
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I would organize Maid fights.
TWO MAIDS ENTER, ONE MAID LEAVES!
THE BATTLEFIELD WILL BE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF HOUSE WORKERS, AND THEN PROMPTLY CLEANED!

WINNER TAKES ALL THE MAIDS!
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My money is on the one who came with her own chainsaw.
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>>91088422
not enough 34
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>>91101901
Never enough.
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>>91088357
her or Grieve-tan
200-400% efficiency and nice to look at, not to mention stress relief
meanwhile, meme goblin can't even reach the counter. Die in a fire OP.
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>>91093997
It's like Romans and gladiators. You have everything, they have nothing
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>>91088771
*keeps going*
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>>91102017
Wuya a cute.
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>>91101620
>dat nervous foot rubbing

100% of the boner, 100% of the time.
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>>91102247
I know the sauce but I can't find it
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>>91088357
NO BRAINER, my main man
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>>91102352
https://imgur.com/a/wu3H5/
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>>91102391
>it just stops.

What is this feeling guys? something. Something beyond anger. Something, beyond sadness.
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>>91103018
Despair
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Most people would say Pearl, but I would say Garnet. She could look into the future and help me make decisions and shit
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She would make a good maid.
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Dat teeth.
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>>91088357
Lifts-Her-Tail
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>>91104375
French anime is so erection producing
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>Obsessively loves to clean
>Looks hot in a maid dress
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Fuck yes.
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>>91104485
>french anime maids
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Not that she'd make a particularly great maid, just really into her right now.
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>>91089372
>or a maid that I can make do miserable, disgusting, humiliating things that will slowly crush their spirit because I hate them?

...I am equal parts afraid and curious. Possibly aroused, we'll wait and see.

But please. Elaborate.
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Trained from birth in the language of cleaning and serving.
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>>91098919
>>91099027
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>>91096204
Regular accent or poorly attempted French accent, though? Or constantly going back and forth?
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>>91104520
Only logical choice.
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>false smiles and fake nice and obedient attitude
>secretly seethes
>occasionally openly rails against the indignity
>possible naughty, seductive maid stuff
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>>91101894
>Chainsaw Maid
YES, FUCKING YES

I wouldn't mind Pussycat though
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>>91088452
This but XJ-9.
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>>91104318
I've seen her work ethic. She'd be really bad. Only worth it for corrective spanking.

So I guess, yeah, really good.
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>>91105248

Like cleaning my toilet.

With their tongue.
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>>91102111
Id mostly use peridot for fucking. No need to get so hostile anon
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>>91108123
That's more weird than it is humiliating if you ask me
Sounds like a fetish you have
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>>91108308

Not at all. There are just certain characters I want to see suffer. Mostly from /v/.
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>>91104508
>>91104318
I hope that 14bis will return to draw these type of pics.
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>>91104375
Good choice
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>>91088357
A Pearl would make more sense. You have to wonder why that Ruby was _so_ pleased imagining she'd get one if she defeated Rose.
>>91104502
>Gumball
>maid
You'd be homeless within a week.
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>>91092072
>Doesn't want Bird-Amelia Bedelia
Shit taste
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>>91102391
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>>91109360
>who the fuck is Amelia Bedelia?
>google
>got this
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>>91096038
>she starts vacuuming a male chicken
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Her mother trained her well
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>>91102357
the only answer
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>>91109443
She's from a series of books in which her character is hired as a maid, but takes tasks given to her literally. For example, when she is told to draw the curtains, she gets out a sketchpad and draws the curtains.

It's a middle-class thing. You poorfollk wouldn't understand.
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>>91109365
>anon courageously admits to being homosexual
Way to go, faggot.
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>>91094173
>girls rimming guys
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>>91088771

It's the fishnet stocking over the gun leg that gets me.
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>>91094173
A girl did that to me, I didn't liked it, it felt like stuff gay people would do.

Sex in missionary position it's the best, specially if it's for reproductive purposes.
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>>91112513
>specially if it's for reproductive purposes.
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>>91096038
>you ask for a blowjob
>she breaks out a Dirt Devil
Nah, I'm good.
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>>91102357
A butler it's not a maid.
A butler it's better.
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>>91108162
I mean because you started a good thread with a SU character, it's bad form. The Last waifu thread started that way died early from half the posts yelling at the OP while not posting any waifus.
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>>91102391
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>>91088357
I WANT TO GROPE HER FUCKIGN ASS!
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>>91111512
Good for you, anon. "Taking back" faggot like that. How brave.
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>>91112765
A ``good'' thread.
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>>91114091
You know what I mean.
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Why do men see female asses to be attractive?
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>>91114152
Why do people think anything is attractive?
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>>91114152
imagine a human with their butt cut off. It's not a pretty picture is it?
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>>91114207
>>91114152
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>>91114152
Cushion for the pushin'
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>>91114152
Nourishment
they also make great pillows
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>>91114152
It's where we stick our dick in. So logically, we have an urge to be attracted to them. Thus, we tend to like them soft and bouncy.
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>>91088357
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>>91114152
I'd imagine it has to do with subconsciously recognizing fertility and having a good pelvis for child birth. Estrogen causes fat to store around the butt. That sort of thing.
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>>91114152
What are you, some sort of female faggot?
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>>91088416
Are you the WH40k drawfag?
If you are, I want you to know that TRADITIONAL ART IS DEAD, GET A TABLET.
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>go on Craigslist looking for a room to rent
>the vast majority are super creepy "live in maid girlfriend, no rent, be open minded" ads
>thankful as fuck I'm a desperate dude and those aren't really an option, but feel horrified about what kind of desperate poor fag girls would actually take up any of those offers

>and then there's the gay ads that are asking for live in homeless fuckboys
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>>91112836
Can't say I disagree.
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>>91101894
I want her to protect my smile.
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>>91115873
America is weird.
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>>91115873
There's also a lot of ride share ads like that.
>"Driving to Vegas for the weekend. Female driving companion wanted. You don't have to pay me for gas, but open minded girls only! ;)"
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>>91115873
>tfw times have been so tough that you've actually considered taking up one of those ads

It's like, either you're out on the street and you get raped by homeless aids infested drug addicts, or you have a place to crash while you look for work and just have to deal with an old creep molesting you.
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>>91115873
I mean, they're probably the kind of people that will happily throw money at you to keep you there, but then they're also the kind of people to make you wear miniskirts and backless panties or something equally lewd.
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>>91115873
https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/roo/6060540459.html

https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/roo/6063424697.html
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>>91116082
One better than a dozen, huh?
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>>91115692
What tablet would you suggest
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>>91116190
It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to sleep under the same roof as some stranger that wants to fuck you and can put you out in the street if you dont.
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>>91116296
You can put them in jail if they try.
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>>91116163
>straight but open minded
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>>91116322
But I'm too broke for the judicial fees involved. That whole "sue your rapist and become rich" thing is really just for rich people dating celebrities or divorce cases, not so much for girls who can't afford to pay rent and are out of a job.
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>>91116296
Come to my house, help me get a job, and we can live a NEET life together im so lonely
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>>91116163
Are they fully aware they sound really creepy and nobody in their right mind would fall for this?
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>>91116590
I'd fall for a creepy guys live in maid ad if he paid for me to become a girl (hormones, clothes, makeup, laser hair removal)

Some people are desperate for a way out. Itd be like winning the lottery except the lottery ticket is an old guy who fucks you
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>>91116793
>nobody in their right mind
case in point
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>>91116793
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>>91116891
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>>91116891
My fucking sides
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>>91101894
This.
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>>91116891
This is one of those things I've seen on this site where, if it were any OTHER site but 4chan, I'd be sure it's fake. But since it is 4chan, I wonder.
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>>91117091
>>91116891
It's fake. But also pretty ho... I-I mean, funny. If you had the money it would be a fucking hilarious prank to get someone to live with you like that, right, guys?
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>>91118078
I'm laughing so hard right now
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>>91114152

Not all of us, thank you.
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>>91118752
Liking male asses is liking female asses + being gay.
Liking tits is pretty much a version of liking female asses.
>The authors also cite another hypothesis based on the idea that many primates have sex with the male entering from behind. Some scientists believe that because male primates copulate with female primates by entering from the back, it could explain why some female monkeys "display elaborate rare-end advertising". These scientists argue that a woman's breasts may have evolved to reflect the contours of her back-side.
http://www.medicaldaily.com/male-researchers-reveal-real-reason-why-men-love-breasts-242754
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>>91119457

But butts are all smelly and gross. And poo comes from there.
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>>91119670
Did you know that pee comes from a penis, but a woman will still suck it? Shit's crazy, right?
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>>91119729

What a disturbing thought.
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>>91088357
It would be convenient. She could clean up her own fur.
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>>91115873
That's how my friend got a gf.
She is actually cute now, she was really hideous before, mostly because meth addiction, but now that she has a healthy weight and new teeth she is really good looking, a solid 8.
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>>91119807
also you
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>>91120002
She would need to clean me out of her fur yes.
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>>91115873
you might just become a beloved animator on SA if you take one
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>>91088357

Everyone except Lincoln, Lily, and Lisa.
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>>91096099
por que no los dos?

It helps to befriend/care for your charges. And Amalia does let her get away with a ton of shit.
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>>91101050
you stole that from /mlp/
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>>91112623
he's actually not a butler, either, he's a valet.
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>>91121381
Elves getting off to their ears comes from /tg/ or /h/ if it comes from anywhere.
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>>91114152
Wide hips and fat ass = easier child birth = safer way to bring progeny to world and survive
SURPRISE HUMAN DESIRE AND LUST IS ALL MOTHER NATURE TELLING YOU TO KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIT SPECIES GOING
Same thing with tits. More milk = no hungry children = able to feed a lot of children
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>>91121271
you only get to pick one you enormous faggot.
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>>91121414
Alfred Pennyworth is a Gentleman's gentleman.
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>>91122189
Bigger tits do not amplify milk production. It's because we're bipedal all the time. Breasts are just asses for eye level, meaning women are, indeed, WRONG about their eyes being up there! Well, so are your tits!
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>>91115692
>wh40k drawfag
yes, I made that one and cultist-chan.
Also this cute Kara.
I would love to get into digital drawing, but im a poorfag who only draws for fun.

>>91116194
seconding this out of curiosity and not samefagging.
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Are Prequel posts allowed? I just want to give her a decent job.

>>91116194
I recommend Wacom Intuos Pro, it's "cheap" ~$200 last I checked and decent, but no screen on the tablet if you need that. I use it myself and have had very few problems with it.
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>>91128104
>Clarice
Who? this isn't Chip or Dale crossdressing, is it?
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bloople is best gem
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>>91114152
Prison School explained it rather well
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>>91128365
No, Clarice is her own character
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>>91114152
Man, butt's are just nice. I have no reasons I just look, and my fiddley spank jerker just perks up.
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>>91131882
I looked this up, sadly she only appeared in one cartoon
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>>91088357
Laura
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>>91088357
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>>91122192
I'll help him narrow his options. Calling Luan.
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>>91114152

Females tend to like male asses too

Humans see shapely, big glutes as attractive because they are an evolutionary trait that allows us to walk upright for long distances, a trait unique to us.
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>>91125654
>>91122189

Breasts are permanently swollen in human females because of the extensive years long parenting and communal nature of child rising in our tribes, and also because it is easier for the babies to feed while held on the mothers arms by grabbing onto the breast.

Big breast = more titty for babby.
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>>91121271
I'd take Lana, but as a live-in handyman
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>>91128897
Two wasn't enough
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>>91100961
Obviously Frankie Foster...
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>>91126288
Don't listen to:
>>91115692

Analog art is the real deal!!! A material proof of your artistic vision sprinkled with your own sweat!!! .
No machine can imitate that!
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A giant character, Giganta or Kamala or someone like that.
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>>91116820
Underrated post!!!
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>>91088357
the robot from the jetstones
if i remember correctly she was a bitch ass maid
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>>91089372
>boco wants his own boco
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>>91137407
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>>91088771
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>>91136876
>Giganta
Good tastes
>Kamala
No
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>>91140222
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>>91134409
And yet she is too hot for janitors to handle.
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>>91137015
You know, I don't remember her actually ever cleaning anything, besides using her duster.
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