Whomp Comic

>>91080504

>HE'S ONTO US

Trap Ronnie comic when?

>>91080504
I know this feel.

>>91080504
Cold drinks are actually bad for sore throats.

>>91080573
She doesn't actually have a sore throat, she just wants to go get milkshakes because she's a fatass.

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>>91080666
>Ronnie acknowledges the "garfield without garfield" inspired edits and is in turn inspired
>people switch to post-ironic non-humor edits
>Ronnie does ???
Lets try it and find out

>>91080836
>1/8th Cherokee
Americans ACTUALLY believe this how how genetics work.

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>>91080539
>no one saved those beardless Ronnie trap pics

>>91080869
Who cares? Get them reparations and open up a casino.

>>91080869
Yes. If one of your great grandparents was full-blooded Cherokee, you are 1/8 Cherokee. Legally. So you can get scholarships and rake in that affirmative action.
Does that make Ronnie a Cherokee? Nope.

>>91080887
Don't worry anon, I saved them.
But I have no idea where they are in my 30k+ image folder, so I'm not going to post them.

>>91080504
>credits are on the second to last panel.
Fucking genius!

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>>91080887
Where do you think you are?

>>91080976
I'm 1/8:
Jew
German
French
Black
I'm pretty kosher for a black aryan a hoh hoh hoh!

>>91080976
I remember putting down black and native american on my college admission forms, and I'm the whitest sonofabitch you've seen around.

What? Are they gonna check? I'm .0002%, you can't prove I ain't!

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>>91080504

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>>91080887
>>91081113
you mean the fanart inspired by pic related?

>>91081647
Based original Whomp. Where did you go wrong Filyaw. I'd still buy you a beer.

>>91080567
You MADMAN

>>91081211
>anon is only 4/8

>>91082192
fucking manlets when will they learn?

>>91082192
The rest its Mexican, forgot that, because I mostly look like one.

>>91081647
Why not remove the mole? Does it cost a metric fuckton?

>>91081211
>>91081305
that's kind of the joke about racism. ever since boats, and now especially planes, everybody is a little bit everything and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

and you can't use skin color to measure anything either.
you can have a black man and a white woman have two kids, and it's possible for one to turn out white and the other to turn out black, yet, genetically, they're both half and half.

>>91081487
>please wake up

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Post Whomps that are too relatable

>>91082516
You can aways buy that weird Liquid Nitrogen spray that freezes dead tissue in Drug Stores

>>91082953
I've never had this with a person that doesn't exist.
But I had it every single night for a couple of months, with my ex after she broke up with me.

>>91082447
So 1/2 is Native American, Moorish, Celt, Iberian (and probably Gothic)?

Do you have ratios, Anon?

>>91080976
It's always been hard to prove tho since US had racist laws back then against Cherokee marriage so a lot of descendants end up not documenting their heritage properly

>>91082516

If it goes wrong, you've got a cleft lip.

>>91083090
Anon, your ex was fictional.

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How come nobody's posted any of the Whomp without Ronnie strips yet?

>>91083196
That's a Whomp without Agrias.

>>91080504
I wish I had a friend like Agrias.

I wish I had a friend.

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>>91083354
You know what i meant

plus, it was M Dude that was removed

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>>91082953
>have dreams like this but instead it's about a fictional daughter
>have the same dream for almost a month straight
>dreams stop
>cant even recall fictional daughters name
>now wonder if I was dreaming of the future and I somehow fucked up the time line and erased her from existence

If i was more competent I may even have written a story about this

>>91080836
When I first read this, I thought Ronnie's expression was because he was hurt that he'd be compared to Heathcliff.

After getting into Heathcliff comics, I now realise that his expression is because he realises he will never be even remotely close in quality or cartooning skills to Based Gallagher.

>>91082953
I was nearly having sex with a tall thicc redheaded secret agent woman last night, got as far as naked making-out before I woke up

>>91084566
That's Arrival.

>>91084809
FUCK that movie. I cannot understand how it got positive reviews.

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>>91080504
>"It's le witty hawaii shirt anime man shills interaction with online audience"- episode

>>91084907
Because it was... good? It was a bit overhyped/overrated, granted, but it was still a solid movie.

>>91084807
Last night I was Tim Allen and was fooling around with the girl who plays his character's youngest daughter on Last Man Standing. She was on top and shoved a tit in my mouth to stop me from grunting.

>>91085231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ce-zC_n8E

>>91082953
I once dreamt I was getting married during a zombie apocalypse.

>>91086741
I had a dream I was getting married during global warming. For some reason we were at my old middle school and if you went outside you would die.

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>>91080836
Remember flip phones?

>>91084907
It was pretty good

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>>91080836
>>91086948

>2011

holy shit.

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>>91086851
>Ronnie finally became anime

Good for him.

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>>91081487

>>91086948
I kind of miss flip phones. Flipping those closed gave you that satisfying physical hangup sensation that you just cannot get with a smartphone.

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>>91081487

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>>91087365
I miss how you could put them into almost any tiny little pocket,

Also shit like actual water resistance; I had a tough flip phone that actually got taken by a river current still work for years after; I had a smartphone in a 'water proof' case vaguely near a waterfall mist and it crapped out on me.

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>>91087332

>>91087434
Plus, flip phones had external antennae. You could get a fucking signal most places. With my smartphone and years of cellular infrastructure having been built, I still find deadzones all over the place. And I live in a fucking city, I'm not rural.

>>91082953
I once got rejected in a dream while naked with a girl, how cucked am I?

>>91087256
I don't get this one.

>>91084566
No, anon, if you read Astro City you'll realize that she was wiped out of existence during a Crisis Event and those dreams are the only trace of her existence.

The Hanged Man will soon offer you a choice.

>>91088382
Edit the cereal box to say Loss Flakes.

>>91088128
I wish all of today's memes weren't made by lonely young men who hate women but want wives.

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>>91088461
here you go famiglia

>>91088659
Then tell women to get their fucking act together.

>>91088682
I'm-a-gonna be honest here son, when the common element in your personal failure is yourself...

>>91080573
Would you still say no to a milkshake, anon?

>>91080887

Of course I did, because I save fucking anything, but fuck if I know where they are.

>>91086948

I used one until a couple of months ago. Fucker would hold a charge for a week.

>>91087643

He was waiting for Agrias because he didn't have his wallet with him and the cashier was already handling their groceries. He's dying with embarrasment.

>>91087859

...What if the fucking Hypercrisis really IS real and the reason the world is the shithole it is is because we're living in the 'Wanted' world?

>>91088712

"If you meet an asshole, that's an asshole.
If you meet assholes all day long..."

>>91083090
I don't believe you had an ex. Enjoy kissing your loli pillow, alone.

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>>91084917
>it's a "wonderful human being pretends to be jaded about good things" episode.

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Fixed it.

>>91089296
>If you meet assholes all day long..."
Then you've met women!

Dohohohoplease end my life in so alone

>>91081211

No your just black

>>91087365

man I'll never forget being a kid and thinking those spring loaded matrix phones were sick as shit and by the time I was old enough to buy one we'd moved on to early smartphones

>>91083354
No, you don't understand. That is, in fact, Whomp without Ronnie.

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>>91082953
wake me up inside

>>91080836
>wearing a full suit to a date
>in mcdonalds
Just Ronnie things.

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>>91081487

>>91080869
*Native Americans

>>91080504
>her response is already written and held up while he's asking if she wants to get milkshakes
on an unrelated note, why does the "pick these things as they appear" captcha tiles fade out about ten times fucking slower all of a sudden

>>91096914
There's no set timeframe for how long a comic book panel takes.

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>>91082953
>I've felt fucked up all day because of a vivid dream about a pet penguin who somehow got separated from me at the beach.
>It didn't understand why I couldn't get to it and it started drowning and screeching for help.
>that screech is fucking haunting me.
>can't even look up videos of happy penguins to get my mind of it in case one of them makes a noise like the screech.

seriously, fuck dreams.

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>>91081487
I do this not out of enjoyment, but out of obligation.

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>>91080504

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>>91098400
this one's about 50/50

>>91084907
Because it was good.

>>91085231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcwrOnsHWuo&t
Like this?

>>91098501
0:58
Just like that one.

>>91086778
>WE DIDN'T LISTEN

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>>91082953
>get reminded i had a dream like this just the other day
>mfw

>>91084566
>have dreams when I'm a happy mother
>wake up an alcoholic and bitter man
I'm not a tyranny but I'm starting tho think I have mental problems because this has been happening for a while.

>>91099168
I actually bought a bottle because of the show and it's pretty terrible, no wonder he's so depressive.

>>91099291
i dont think its so bad. i have to admit too the show did bring me to try it and it was my first try at bargain brands too. it was better than my memories of yukon jack.

>>91086741
This made me "Dawwww" really hard.

Sweet things like marriage during an apocalypse really get to me.

>>91080567
Commiseration at its finest

>>91098315
I was sick pretty recently and as a result my normal drug use subsided, meaning I can now remember my dreams. First dream I have my dad was alive again and I could hold him in my arms after years. I've promptly gone back to smoking.

>>91080504
wow, he actually made me laugh for one, brb suicide

>>91092987
>>91098423
holy shit these are genius

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>>91082953
>once had a dream like this
>but instead of a beautiful woman it was a horrific amalgamation like the Thing
>we were engaged in an unspeakable act of unholy procreation
>the taste of her heretic genitalia still haunts my tongue to this day
>the feeling of her spiked labia still terrifies but mystifies me
>I had never been so happy in my life
>upon waking up, the hollow feeling of lost love mixed with the mental scar of being violated in a way that is not humanly possible

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>>91103373
you know what needs to be done, hunter.

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>>91082953
>fucking this cute pale petite girl
>she's so lithe
>she's so warm
>I feel her soft lilly-white legs as she straddles me
>every thrust almost sends her flying
>somehow sticks to on me
>amazing feeling of losing finally my virginity

wake up; realise I was trying to fuck the duvet. writing this I can still remember her, I cant hep but miss her

oh well, still got the duvet

>>91082192
well, technically, it's 1/2 divided by 3/5, but whatever

>>91082953
I had this dream with both imaginary and nonfictional chicks. I had a crush with a chick in my history class in my community college and I remember a vivid dream where I ran into her in this made up mall. It was a giant fucking place and we ended up hanging out for a while and we lost each other, I found her but she had to leave and I woke up.

Always woke up with an empty feeling for the first couple of hours but got over it.

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>>91082953

>>91099258
be a bit odd if you were the authoritarian structure of a dictator, true

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>>91082953
IT HURTS OH GOD JACKIE I FUCKED UP SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>91092987
Its like a really low budget horror short in youtube. Just add a dramatic shadow and who knows what evil lurks in the darkness.

>>91088712
Wouldn't the common element also be women?

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>>91082953
>Wears his shirt underneath his pajamas so that the fat magic doesn't effect them

It's the little details.

>>91082543
My brother married a black woman, and all three of their kids are solidly, unmistakably white.

>>91080504
well ok, whose gonna do the reverse to this comic then?

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>>91087593
>tfw this has happened to me

Does even my subconscious hate me?

>>91108029

she got cucked senpai

>>91082953
I used to do this but havent in a few years, I must be completely dead inside by now

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It's actually Agries that seems crazier in these.

>>91108029
>she got cucked
SHE gave birth to them

>>91080504
That's pretty good. Well done, fat man.

>>91108029
Liar. Niggers carry lots of copies of melanin-producing genes. It's very unlikely that a black would produce three-out-of-three white kids.

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>>91081487
It was inevitable.

>>91112329
Take that back!

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>>91112329
But... you're my waifu!

>>91081211
TOO DIVERSE
DELETE THIS!!!

>>91081211
>counting eighths
You people are nuts.

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>>91107571
I can feel the cringe radiating from my monoter.

>>91113001
>Horror game mechanics in the making

>>91113001
God that one is unsettling as fuck. Why can't there be horror games like this?

>>91089663
Underrated

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>tfw neither Agrias, nor M-Dude, nor Ronnie's gf are real people so the edits are more true-to-life

>>91114504
Ronnie isn't even Ronnie, so it's even sadder.

How do you pronounce Agrias?

I've always gone with Ah-gree-uhs for some reason, even though I'm certain that's wrong.

>>91114526
Who is Ronnie in real life?

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>>91114504
Isn't Ronnie single right now?

I know the waifu broke up with him, and I don't think it worked out with the blonde one.

>tfw Ronnie has been more successful recently than you

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>>91114583
Honestly not too far off from Whomp.

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>>91114641
Real Ronnie is more oval than circle.
and he's a big guy.

>>91114641
>even his cat is a fat lard

He doesn't even have the self control to put his cat on a diet.

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>>91114602
Yeah, there haven't been any others in the comic since the blonde one broke up.

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>>91114232
Horror works best when there's mystery. But games sometimes do not make good horror because players need to be effectively communicated to when there is danger, or they can't be expected to react in a self-preserving fashion. So the better a game is at communicating danger, the more mystery is removed.

Movies are a bit different because they control what a viewer sees better, and a movie-watcher does not have to learn the rules of the universe. For example: A player will probably see a monster in a game from every possible angle, and come to a firm understanding of what they are up against. Meanwhile a movie monster will sometimes only flash onscreen and be gone in a moment, and they can still do their job.

>>91114820
>That .gif edit to the comic with Ronnie looking at himself in the backyard at night

>>91080836
I still feel pain remembering how this arc ended.

>>91114820
Well, you can say that, but I still can't play more than fifteen minutes of Amnesia.

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>>91107571

>>91107571
>covering lips with hand
to what end

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>>91103373
Your dreams are fucking hilarious. You should write more down.

I can post this cute pic of the thing if it was a anime girl if that helps.

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>>91116282
Amnesia did horror better than any other game I've ever played.

>>91116282
Amnesia was very good at what it did, but that's BECAUSE it knew to preserve mystery.

>that thing in the dark water that you can't even see
>looking directly at the monster has negative gameplay effects, discouraging people from really knowing the monster well

>>91114671
wait that's Matt Groening

>>91080869
Then you are gonna say that Gilgamesh wasn't a 2/3 god

>>91117652
The blurry insanity effects really worked in their favor, considering the monsters look fairly ridiculous when you see them unaltered.

>>91103373
>>91116727
Reminding me of Saya no Uta here.

>>91098400
I was hoping it would be this one from the thumbnail
10/10 anon, you're doing gods work.

>>91082953
>have dream about QT girl who I hang out with behind a resturaunt that sits on top of a giant cliff
>Food never shows up in this dream
>Yet I am absolutely 100% sure that this is a restaurant we are loitering around even after I wake up
>I had this dream multiple times
>The dream changed a little every time on what was going on but the resturaunt stayed the same every time
I mean, the dream also featured riding wyverns and just sitting and watching the sunset from around that same location, but it's just such an odd thing for my head to emphasize. It's more ingrained than the whole "being in love" thing.

>>91114671
>>91114641
Do you think Jerma's ever hung out with Ronnie irl?

>>91080567
>>91080666

I love mondays.

>>91113869
>>91114232
I don't think singing the theme song of Spongebob Squarepants with ghosts makes for a good horror game

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>>91110611
Whomp minus Ronnie works, because Garfield, he's usually the one doing the crazy antics.

Makes Agrias look like someone with schizophrenia.

My only problem with Ronnie is that he's so obsessed with McNuggets even though Chick Fil A exists

>>91121694
Chicken nuggets may not be a quality meat, but they are addicting. I understand where he's coming from.

>>91121694
>no Chick Fil-A for a hundred miles near me
>even if there was one, my folks would give me shit about eating there

I don't care about their feelings on gays, dammit. I just want a good fast-food chicken sandwich.

>>91121938
>but they are addicting.

Ronnie is addicted to weed when there's a store selling meth just down the street.

>>91122005
It's not even "their" feelings on gays. It's just their CEO. That's like not buying any Marvel stuff just because their CEO is an actual hell lord.

>>91122084
"Down the street" is potentially pretty generous. I only know of one Chick Fil A in existence, personally.

Though I have never sought them out.

>>91122140
It's weird to think that, when in my town, there are 3 Chick-fil-as. Reckon, there's 4 McDonalds so there's still more McDonalds around, but the ratio is pretty close.

On the other hand, there's only 2 Wendy's, 1 Burger King, and 1 Arby's.

>>91122234
I'm sure it varies from state to state. Whereas McDonalds is pretty much a constant.

>>91107571
I THOUGHT SHE WAS MAKING FUN OF ME
SHE WAS MAD WHEN I FLAKED
AND EVERYTHING LEADING UP TO IT
IT WAS SO CLEAR SHE WAS INTO ME
WHY WAS I SUCH A DUMB ASSSSS

>>91121694
Ronnie never has refined taste in anything, though.

>>91112818
I'm 1/16 nuts!

>>91122987
I dunno about that. He likes Resident Evil 4.

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>>91122987
Rune Factory and Hatsune Miku are pretty refined, right?

...right?

>>91123549
>miku
god no

>>91089663
Best post.

>>91122234
I moved from California to North Carolina. I lost in'n'out and god tier hamburgers but gained chick'fil'a and god tier fried chicken.
Even trade.

>>91124611

now you have 5 Guys which has pretty great burgers

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>>91123618
I should have figured.

>>91116707
So it doesn't count.

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>>91123618
When Miku's on a pizza, you can have Miku anytime.

>>91127317
>MEEKUU HAT-SUE-NAY

For some reason I never picked up on the fact that Agrias is supposed to be Asian

>>91111800
Michael Jackson did it.

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>>91082953
Anyone have the comic where Ronnie tries to make a relaxation track that's actually super depressing?

I remember it having a line about feeling pain to remind you you're still alive.

I've been trying to track it down, but I can't find it.

>>91124762
We have Five Guys out west.

For a North Carolina exclusive, I've heard Cook Out is good.

>>91128749
Cook Out is in South Carolina, too.

It's pretty decent, and dirt cheap.It's not particularly remarkable, although they do actually char their burgers, which I like.

>>91128749

What about Raising Canes? Does the west coast have it? Check it out if not.

>>91127873
...how?

>>91124182
I dunno ronnie, twisted sisters is also pretty gay (in a good way but still)

>>91130082

Look at her eye shape. She looks distinctly non-Asian due to that. Her skin tone looks like she could be white or maybe some mix of white and something else.

But really it's 100% because he didn't give her eyes that look Asian to me

>>91124182
>tfw phone is full of shitty shit like this
>Occasionally download random popular song of the week so I have a playlist if someone asks me to put some music on in the car

I fear the day I select the wrong playlist and suddenly Snow Halation comes blaring out.

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>>91081487

>>91107571

She invited me over to her place when her parents weren't around.
We watched movies, had a great time.
She asked me if I wanted to come upstairs and see her bedroom.
We went up and I applauded her taste.
Left a while later.
Realized years later I could have lost my virginity right then and there if I hadn't been such an obtuse moron.

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"Come one, come all. See the fat sweaty guy just sitting next to his roommate while she talks about the weather like we can't all see exactly how the weather is! It's bad enough that the neighbors think I must have died, so they call the cops every time I check the mail at 3AM."

>>91130978
Oh, so not CHING CHONG NIP NONG enough for you?