Star vs the forces of Harems

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>Kelly edit
>no pun

>>91067373

>you can cleave something together, or you can cleave something apart

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>>91067373

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>>91067373
She does it again

>>91067394
It was based on another edit that lacked the pun becuase Kelly was replaced with a cat.

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>>91067406
fug wrong pic

>>91067418
I want to be kelly's bf

>>91067373

Who's the sauce of the Glossaryck/Toffee puppet image from the previous thread? That was hilarious.

>Star uses magic to look like Jackie.
>Hilarity ensues

>>91067418
When will Kelly permanently get rid of Tad and cuck Star by having Marco sit on her bald spot?

>>91067418
I still can't believe I never noticed that Kelly wears glasses

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I really hope they start doing title cards again for Season 3

>>91067451
I would find that more sad than funny and I mean sad as in pitiful

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Reminder that janna pleases men for magical trinkets and bones

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>>91067438
CUTE AND PERFECT
CUTE AND PERFECT

>>91067493
Yeah, Im really dissapointed that there was no poster for Running with Scissors.

>>91067536
I thought she just stole them?

>>91067494
>Episode with Marco and Jackie going on a date.
>Throughout the episode, Jackie acts subtly out of character.
>Near the end, another Jackie walks up and apologizes for being late before noticing the other Jackie and getting confused.
>Marco questions the Jackie he was dating, who starts acting progressively nervously until the spell wears off, turning her back into Star.
>Marco demands to know why she did that, and Star just runs off crying.
>I THINK THAT EARTH IS A PRETTY GRE-AT PLACE

>>91067536
I'd let Janna please my bone for some trinkets

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>>91067536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssOEda6Os7o
STAR BUTTERFLY FEEDS OLD MEN PUDDING FOR SPELLS
OHOHOHOHOH

>>91067598
no she works for it like the slut she is

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>>91067543

>>91067619
REMOVE DRILL FROM PREMISES

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>>91067619
>luvias VA will never voice janna in the japanese dub

http://www.ranker.com/list/best-star-vs-the-forces-of-evil-characters-v1/ryan-harrigan?publish=true

>Princess Smooshy is below Jeremy

What do they mean by this?

>>91067619
>still no Christmas episode where Star turns Echo Creek into a white Christmas as Skeeves remembered in his youth, when the winters were harsh in southern California

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>>91067619
Jackie luvia edit when?

>>91067713
>Marco now above Star
Nice

>>91067713
>The two people who upvoted Smooshy and Helios

What did they mean by that?

>>91067628
The original joke was that they were the same expression so I'm not sure what this is meaning

>>91067604
>scene where Star cries into Marco's chest begging him to choose her because she can be any girl he wants with the help of magic

>Marco apologizes but says he says he loves Jackie but he'll always be Star's friend

>Star's heart marks darken and her eyes turn green...

>>91067719

>Christmas episode
>Star, noticing that it doesn't really snow at all in Southern California, casts a spell to make it snow for an authentic experience.
>Everything seems to be going fine, but a combination of the cold weather, all the snow spells Star's casting, and her habit of chewing on her wand eventually causes it to get stuck to her tongue.
>The snowstorm she summoned doesn't let up, and threatens to bury Echo Creek in snow.
>Star attempts to fix the problem, but the wand being stuck to her tongue causes her to mispronounce her spells, making things worse.
>Eventually, she ends up accidentally freezing herself solid in a block of ice.
>Insert conflict resolution here.
>A few days later, it's almost Christmas, and everything's back to normal, though Star now has a bad cold from being frozen solid.
>She decides to help with the Christmas decorations, but due to her nose being stuffed up, she ends up mispronouncing the spells again.
>herewegoagain.jpg

>>91067619
>>91067709
>>91067719
>>91067736
I have a life, can somebody explain the reference to me?

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>>91067604
>its the star steals marco's foreign pen pal mail and tricking him that she's coming over while star disguises herself as the pen pal not knowing that the real foreign pen pal was gonna surprise marco with a visit episode

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>>91067801
Why do you feel the compulsive need to post this every thread?

>>91067820
>I have a life
Not anymore, newfag.

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>>91067713
>Starfan13
>35 downvotes
>almost as much as Pony Head and Ferguson
What the fuck

>>91067820
the VA for the japanese star is also the VA of the 2nd worst girl in the fate series

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>You would never cheat on me, would you?

>>91067418
>barely any art of Kelly
>Kelly continues to be in top 3 girls category
what went wrong?

>>91067844
People were talking about christmas episodes

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>>91067820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40

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>>91067875
Cheat? How can I cheat when were not in a romantic relationship in the first place star

>>91067874
Oh

Who cares

>>91067875
Like with a gameshark?

>>91067373
Starco is the Zutara of this decade

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>>91067875
nah, I don't wanna harm our open relationship

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>>91067536
Janna is not like that.

>>91067467
At last I truly see

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>>91067406
>>91067438

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>>91068006
Hekapoo is for long-term, monogamous relationships.

>>91068006

THICCAPOO LIVES

>>91067543
It really is the best pairing.

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>>91067881
>christmas
excellent idea, I'm already sick of summer

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>>91067875
>mfw I've exclusively fapped to Star and Starco material since the finale

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>>91067536
>Janna's skeleton BF was old enough to drink and took her to a bar
Interesting

So what did Star used to do before she learned what a toilet was? I doubt it was covered in the crash course on Earth culture since River didn't know what a toilet was. Did she try to DESIGNATE Marco's street?

>>91067801
I'll say it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEAKXokjwzg

>>91068047
sauce?

>>91068092
It's kind of weird to imagine somebody as elegant and proper as Moon shitting in an outhouse

>>91068092
>Marco, my room doesn't have a chamber pot

>>91067604
>like bananamagic the next episode just goes on with no continuity

>>91068092
say it with me
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
CORNFIELDS

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>>91068048
h-poo is for long-term, polyamorous relationships*

>>91068091

>that fucking cat

Verrrrry interesting.

>>91067960
Not me

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>>91068180
Is it time for mewpleb posting

>>91068006
Man, look at those spikes.

>>91068092
In all honesty I found the entire "Mewni is a backwater" thing to be on terrible footing because Star goes from from being fascinated with a light switch and toilets to casually taking Marco to a dance club, video arcade, a story with common electric appliances like toaster ovens and ponyhead says the Bounce Lounge, a place Star loves, had bathrooms

>>91068217

I want to run my fingertips along the bases of her horns, right where it pops out of her flesh, and molest around them for hours on end while cuddling. Just fucking fingerbang and scritch those horn bases.

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>>91068164
>Marco realizes the awkwardness of having to toilet train a 14 year old
>Marco tries to quickly explain to her how to use the toilet with mostly conjecture and vague gestures
>Star says she understands
>she leaves an upper decker

>>91068048
>monogamous
multi-monogamous

>>91068092
>>91068180
I think Star and River were more fascinated by how shit gets flushed away. They could have a traditional shitter where they hire some peasant to haul it off to the cornfields

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>>91068274
you may continue...

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>>91068047
not this shit again

>>91068229
>Star and Marco have to fight to death because of a misunderstanding

I can see this

>>91068217
I want her to jab them into my sides a couple times

>>91068188
What exactly would Cuckquean Magazine sell

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>>91068047
Cant read ching chong translate of gtfo

>>91068330
>Marco sprays her with Raid and kicks her in the crotch

JUST.FRIENDS.

>>91068229
I can't believe Marco killed Star.

>>91068291
Considering they live in a world with magic, it was probably magicked away or goes into a pocket dimension.

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>>91068087
>tfw can't fap to SVTFoE

>>91068342
discount gaming chairs, bounty, some nice rugs, and sometimes TVs

>>91068229
What's this referencing?

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>>91068229
>Marco and Star just beating the shit out of each other in a straight fistfight
whyboner

>>91068386
>In this setting, there probably exist a magical toilet that flushes shit through a portal into a poo pocket dimension

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>>91068386
>pocket dimension
what a shitty place

>>91067619
Is star kansai accent?

>>91068418
Metal Gear Solid 3, final (B)boss battle.

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>>91068429
this guy gets it.

>>91068418
Jojo

>>91068342
condoms, Polaroids, beds and chairs?

>>91068464
Will Marco surpass the princess and become the Big Princess?

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>>91068387

>>91068443
Yeah, I think that's how they depict the "backwards-ness" of Mewni

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Best ship coming through, BEPP BEEP GET OUTTA THE WAY

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>>91068229
IM NUCLEAR IM WILD

>>91068316

Hold her tight, facing me in a nest of blankets, face buried in her hair, careful not to blow out her flame. Crisscross arms around her shoulders, letting right and left sides align. Could then press tips of indexes and dull nails into that join of horn and skin and hair, circle it over and over in rhythmic fashion. Let thumbs wander into the tips of her ears, press them snug against her skull, and trace the outer edges, sharing body heat and inhaling deep lungfuls of her. She's truly made for cuddles and hornmolesting.

>>91068271
I think she was fascinated because she was told, that Earth doesn't have magic, and imagined it to be a complete shithole. So she's being surprised not by the things themselves, but rather by the fact, that it's not magic, and she doesn't know, how those things could even work then

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>>91068492
>"Let's do this again once school ends"
I swear to god if we don't get a beach episode next season

>>91068480
>tfw Marco becomes Punished Serpinte and leads an offshore army of Mexicans to attack Mewni

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>>91068480
Depends on what Marco is fighting for. Is he loyal to his friend? To his country?

>>91068529
Then how come English star doesn't have a southern accent or canadian

Still mad hekapoo will never EVER win

Oh well jackie is almost as good as long as the insect loses

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>>91068585
>Southern belle Star

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>>91068540
Wrong.

>>91068492
We need an edit with that horrible beach day tumblr pic

>>91068566
Well Mewni does have garbage beach. Don't think that's the kind of Beach episode you want though.

Funny thing, the janitor career book Marco reads from season 2 references Garbage beach on the cover

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>>91068585
>farmgirl southern belle accent star

>>91068633

Rude, where's Jackie in that whole mess

>>91068633
>polygamy
throw it in the fucking garbage

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>>91068594
this, hekapoo is truly best girl

>>91068594

I am too, but she trained him well, and that shit's gonna come in handy later. I hope they didn't forget he became King Warlord Badassabsman and spent more time adventuring in alternate reality than he had actually been alive.

>>91068540
Why would the ship that would give us korra end be best or is korra end a different ship?

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>>91068648
Garabage Beach isn't the only shoreline on Mewni
If I remember the map showed a huge river to the south of the Butterfly and Johansen lands.

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>>91068692

>>91068680
she became a hero

Heckapoo best

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>>91068594
>implying she hasnt already
16 YEARS

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>>91068386
>each royal shit contributes to the defense of Mewni
>Moon flies at terminal velocity towards Toffee
>opens the bag from pic related, containing all the shit every Mewni noble has ever taken
Could Toffee regenerate from that? Would he want to?

>>91068709

Post more of these please.

>>91068727

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghapoo

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>>91068763
For what pupose

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>>91068633
>Star vs has all kinds of harem/poly potential
>None of it works because nothing can compete with how deep and pure Star and Marco are together
gives me an feeling so complicated

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>>91068691
No. Here hold this.

>>91068763
>Moon flies at terminal velocity carrying shit
theres only one problem though
is moon a european butterfly or an african one

Jackie
Chan

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>>91068821
forgot the Hood on that hoodie

>>91068633
Polygamy never works. NEVER.

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>>91068821
No. Your fetish is shit and you're probably an unironic cuck.

hold this L

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>>91068808
>harem
>chooses the blonde foreign student
>over his short haired crush
>over the tomboy that has the hots for him
>over the obsessed lover

AT LAST I TRULLY SEE

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>>91068793
LITTLE
WHITE
BUG

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>>91068860

>>91068884
Unless it's 1 Marco and several Heckies giving him several hickies.

>>91068594
Marco can literally visit Heckapoo for 15 minutes a day and live 30 years with her. Star and Jackie are fighting for Heckapoo's sloppy seconds

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>>91068901

> Obsessed Lover

who now?

>>91068977
This. Spikes of love are best spikes.

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>>91068901
The blonde dream girl always wins, even if she's not his girlfriend

>>91068978
A 30 minute sexsession with her would take like a nanosecond

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>>91068884
Well, yeah, but it does if Star is not included.

>>91068922

Doesn't Heinous have those same marks? Did she give up doing whatever she was doing to brainwash princesses and make them retarded and crave monster cock? She seems to LOVE Rastacor a lot too. Is she really not as bad as they make her out to be, or did she chill out when she aged up a bit?

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>>91068901
star and marco are so cute and perfect together!

>>91067430
i thougth it was because all the pics of him in the grandma room were all the sameface

>>91069077
As friends.

>>91068901
To make it worse, brown hair was the one he made the childhood promise with

>>91069077
Which hug was the best

I personally like the stomach juice covered group hug

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>>91069077
Well, yeah. She is his BEST FRIEND.

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>>91069084
This

>>91068901
tomboy should have won
hell in all harems tomboy should have won since they are always the best girls

>>91069181

I never get tired of this picture.

>>91069181
So did he fucked Tom or the other way around?

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>>91068188
>>91068276
But that wouldn't fit into her aggressive cuddling schedule.

>implying star is in love with marco
>implying she just doesnt want anyone but herself to be happy or the center of attention
remember the foreign exchange guy

>>91069238
>these balls are guided by demons

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>>91068386
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
DIMENSIONS

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>it's an Eden is replaced by Eminem episode

What happens?

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>>91069187

I agree.

>>91069257
>implying it's not a play to get the best candidate for becoming a king of Mewni that will also bring new genes

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>>91069250
>implying cuddling doesn't get even comfier with more people to cuddle

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>>91068557
>Not firmly grabbing her by the horns for a french-kiss.

>>91068387
I don't know, the downsides seem to be a little more that the upsides on that. But to have a clear and powerful finishing is satisfing, I guess.
>>91068943
holy shit

>>91069055
Heinous's marks are clubs

>>91069388

Buildin' to it. Gotta warm the oven before you can bake anon.

>>91069427

Yeah I remembered right after I posted. I'm just retarded, don't mind me. Still, couldn't a powerful enough being like she was supposed to be not change her marks if she wanted to?

I want to hold Star's hand and pat her head

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>>91069077
I'm surprised nobody's done an edit of the bike seat shot to have him grabbing her butt

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>>91069367
>Wanting to cuddle with Star
She'd just fidget all the time and get her hair everywhere.
Maybe she could hold Marco's hand while they cuddle.

>>91069549
I was under the impression that someone did, acrually. I don't have it tho.

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>>91069574
>She'd just fidget all the time and get her hair everywhere.
Yeah, isn't it cute?

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>all the little girls who are going to grow up with a cuckqueaning fetish because of this show
>you'll be too old when they're old enough

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>>91069590
It's just uncomfortable and subtracts from the overall cuddling experience.

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>>91069521
how positively evil of you, anon

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>>91068321
>>91068047


FINALLY MY PUR-POSE

>>91069574
Wow it's rare to see sad hekapoo

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>>91069662
>uncomfortable
I would sleep in a blanket of Star's hair

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>>91069574
just put her between jackie and jannah, they'll buffer excessive starbrations

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>>91069720
No!
Hekapoo is for one-on-one cuddling! Cuddle sandwiches are not acceptable.

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>>91069707
remembering the time way back when I slept with my mom who had long, silky hair I can't recommend lying on it. It feels nice but the slightest movements hurt the other

>>91068386
Thats the thing, theyre amazed that toilets put things somewhere else like a novel concept, I think River wonders if it sends things away to another dimension.

Also its not like they have industrial fertilizer. Given the medieval setting they'd have to use human feces for the fields.

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>>91069803

>Getting married with Star means you get to have the Butterfly name

Maybe it's my parents talking but I don't know if I can deal with it

>>91069893

>not being proud of their son for landing a fucking princess and eventually becoming king.

If they ain't proud, your parents are shit bro. Execute them publicly.

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>>91069893
Nothing wrong with that

>>91068540
JackieXJanna

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>>91067394
some ideas...
>Romant-ick!
>Maybe *this* is what you need.
>Scrape the siiiides.
>the future (cuck)quean of mewni.
>get this boy some hobo gravy.

although, it'd be better if Gloss was replaced with cartoon Nefcy.
>Sorry, not sorry.

>>91069893
Convince her to run away with you, or to take your name while she's still a rebellious little girl. Cultivate that edgy teen spirit and you can manipulate.

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>>91068492
>sun cream

>>91068271
All outside of Mewni and only the elite with dimensional scissors will ever see those places. Mewni is an utter shithole

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>leave thread for 15 minutes
>surge of Hekapoo posters emerge
FALL IN, MY BRETHREN

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>>91069795
doesn't have to be a sandwich, it can be more circular and densely packed, like some rodents and other small mammals do sometimes

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>>91069988
What happen to the river lads?

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RIVER POSTER WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU HELP POOFAGS ARE RISING

>>91068581
>>91068480
>Princesa Sin Fronteras

>>91069988
I'll take 2nd from the left. She's close to the action, so you know she's curious and into doing the work.

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>>91069990
Heckie demands exclusive cuddling and breeding rights with Marco.

>>91070077
I'd make a scissoring joke, with Marco as the paper, but that's easy and threesomes are way too much work to make them fun.

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>>91067875
>Cheat

Is there something you're not telling me Star?

>>91068342
Luxury sheds, IUDs, chastitiy belts

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>>91069988

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>>91070016
Obviously succumbed to the true force of Love Spikes and fled.
All hail Love spikes
god ilove this meme

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>>91069988
>>91070016
Riverfag is sleeping.

>>91069988

>can't find my hekapoo images because I'm lazy and don't sort my shit like a proper gentleman would

HEKAPOO FOREVER. HEKAPOO IS LIFE AND LOVE.

Ferguson is the key to all this

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>>91070042
'POO IN LOO
RIN IN A BIN

>>91070120

>the fire isn't heart shaped

9.9/10 otherwise my nigra. Wonderful image of best girl.

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>>91070136
have this while you're sorting your images out

>>91070197
How would she react if I slapped one of her pendulous breasts hard enough to Newton's Cradle them?

>>91070197

ALMOST TOO BIG.

But thank you, I appreciate it.

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>>91070224
The Hekapoo version of this.
PENDULUM

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>>91070077
oh come on, as if someone who can spawn as many clones as she wants to would never even consider polygamy

>>91068821
Beach Day bleach edit when?

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>>91070224
She'd moan a bit, pause, then slap you in the back of the head as payback.

Anybody got the megas for season 1?

>>91070224
she'd slap you with her breast(s) and you'd be dead

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>>91070263
It's not polygamy if you use clones, it's still technically one person.

What does Star's hair smell like

>>91070270
>>91070261

And then what if I were to put her hand on my dick as I slap her ass just as hard?

>>91068696
There is no continuity with that other than him having scissors. Marco isnt going to be Jason Bourne

>>91070309
Hekapoo is a flirt, but NOT a slut. you have to move up the chain slowly anon.

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>>91070300
now we're getting philosophical

>>91070309
you, your dick and your balls would end up in four different dimensions

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THE DARK AGE OF STAR AND JACKIE IS OVER
THE GOLDEN AGE OF HEKA IS UPON US

>>91069494
Shes frozen still

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>>91070309
It would devolve into passionate demon-sex.

>>91070274
S1:
https://mega.nz/#F!LJdnGZ5K!6e6Me_NyakO0Ul3jFcZnUw

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>>91070122
>>91070120
>>91070016
>>91069988
GOOD HEAVENS ABOVE I CANT LEAVE YOU POOFAGS FOR EVEN A SECOND YOU MULTIPLY LIKE THE VERMIN YOU ARE . BUT DONT WORRY I READ SOME EARTHEN HISTORY AND BELIVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS I WILL MAKE THE FINAL SOLUTION LOOK LIKE A JOKE

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>>91068860
Today is a good day because you did your best! Well done!

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>>91070045
You mean "Princess Sans Frontières". It is in French.
>>91070301
Picture related.

how come people like this garbage but everyone seems to hate steven universe on /co/?

>>91070357
It's all in good fun. Nothing wrong with a bit of friendly sexual teasing. Not to mention that her flustered gasp would make a perfect opening for me to put my face close to hers, state deeply into her eyes of brightest ore, witness the eternal flame of her soul shine with intensity as our lips meet, and see the flexing of her brow as our tongues duel like two beach masters over their harems.

All in good fun, mind you.

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Canon harem end when

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>>91070407
It's too late, old man. There's too many of us to possible defeat us all.

>>91070428
because steven universe is lower than garbage

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What would happen if you cut somebody with dimensional scissors?

>>91070329

He still possesses the memories. His body remembers everything he did. It'd be silly to have him come home, see how bleak and boring his room is, keep the scissors, and not be able to do at least some of the shit he did back in that world. He essentially has an unlimited time chamber like DBZ, he can get ripped, battle, come back, rinse and repeat almost infinitely. All he has to do is get moderately in shape in this world and he can RIP AND TEAR.

He beat the shit out of Ludo's minions being just himself. Marco's a beast in disguise my dude.

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>>91070428
i know this is b8 but
SU hasnt had a good episode since the hand smashed down on the beach and even then that episode was midtier at best.
>>91070447
Are you falling in love with Hekapoo anon?
Good taste

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>>91070428
Steven Universe is mostly political propaganda and they just leave their characters to stagnate instead of developing them.

>>91070136
sort yourself out
enter the downloads folder and rescue your H-poo files

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>>91070428
Star designs can be redeemed with degeneracy, but SU is so deep in its own that it is irreparable.

Fun Fact: director Piero Piluso and story editor John Infantino (who both co-directed and co-wrote/boarded Camping Trip) were board partners on Camp Lazlo

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>>91070460
Didn't Star try and cut paper with them and it didn't work?

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>>91070407
>implying you can stop it now
FOOOL

>>91070366
Of pleasure.

>>91070381
I hope she would lovingly tests every position she's ever imagined upon me and wears my very skin down to the lowest layer, restoring my stamina with her magic if I falter even slightly, creating portals within her womb to fill her countless clones with my substance.

>>91070428
because shit is worse than garbage

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>>91070042
HEKAPOO
IN
HEKALOO

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>>91070514
Ancient one what is thy will?

>>91070417
Everyone knows MSF in french, but this is Marco

>>91070460
It'd likely make the portal as normal, the blade on the scissors either carving through whoever is unfortunate enough to be in the way, to make room for the portal, or not being able to cut through them and thus not making a full portal.

>>91070469

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnghapoo! My heart.

>>91070524
Mewnifags like River literally poo in pots.

>>91070428
Because we're winning the culture war

>>91070469
No, I'm afraid I already possess a waifu from the dread lands of /v/, but I am more than willing to serenade a girl of such mettle as Hekapoo with the praise she deserves. It is more healthy to put impertinent lust into words such as mine than to let it fester within the soul, so I elect to poetically demonstrate my appreciation for dose horns in my own way.

>>91068229
At least Star isn't wearing the most inappropiate outfit possible.

>>91070513
She cut the paper into a unicorn but made a hole by accident

Next episode when?

>>91070594
when the time comes

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>>91070594
Like 3 months at the earliest.

>>91070594
Next week.

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>>91070561
Nah we Shit in portals that land in hecafat's dimensions

>>91070571
>>91070519
>>91070447
Fuck your, ascended-waifufag-anon, what the hell am I supposed to do with this boner

>>91067418
>ywn live on your cartoonishly long haired, thick-glasses wearing girlfriend's head.

>>91070468
>He still possesses the memories.
No his memories faded away and reverted just like his body did. It's confirmed that for Marco it was like he was in a dream. He's not acquiring "innate reflexes" or whatever youre imagining.

>>91070626
Assuming you are not currently in a situation where you can deposit it into a woman, I highly suggest investigating pornographic imagery, maybe even of the lovely Heckapoo of she catches your fancy. Then, follow your instincts.

>>91070510
I hated that show

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>>91070407
You've forgotten your purpose, You have forsaken us River

So, will the show have some cute ghost girls next season?

>>91070640
But he forgot his password tho

>>91067619
marco doesn't sound wimpy enough

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>>91070678
>>91070407
ey River
kys

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>>91070538
MORE HECKAPOO, AND JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

>>91070678

LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT [NOT GENERAL]
I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF THICCNESS
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE HOTNESS


BUT A FOOLISH RIVERFAG SHITPOSTER
WIELDING UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNTS OF ANGER
STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

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>>91070678
B-but hekapoo destroyed the portal home

>>91070640

>It's confirmed that for Marco it was like he was in a dream

Not shit that he automatically has for no reason, but shit that he's done a thousand times in another world. Sucks that they didn't use that more, but he was still beating ass just being himself. He's got the potential for greatness. He's River.

>>91070428
The protag is a huge crybaby and acts like an 8 yr old even though he's the same age as Marco

Do you guys want me to type more lewd things I would do to Hecky or are you fine?

Because, I'll be direct, that flame is the least hot thing about her.

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>>91070736

>>91070796
Monsters need dick too.

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>>91070753
anon speaks the truth

>AU wher everything's the same, but Star's now voiced by Hynden Walch

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Does anyone have that picture with Marco talking to Star the "correct" and "wrong" way because she is shorter than him?

>>91070796
no you are lovely just the way you are, star and jackie is nothing compared to you

>>91070428
The waifus in this show are more conventionally attractive. Every gem in SU seems to have one element of their design consciously added to make them uglier.

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>>91070796
EXCELLENT

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>>91070847
>>91070818
>>91070857
PAINFULLY
THICC

>>91070831

>hynden walch

I can see it. Shit would be pretty hot to be honest.

Who'd voice Hekkypie? I say stay the same,,her cool, relaxed voice is hotter than her hornfire.

>>91070778

Go for it. I did the hornmolesting but nobody seemed to like it, you got better responses, so hang your cock out and do it bro.

>>91070867
You getting dangerously close to leprechaun levels of thick anon and thats illegal

>>91070753
>even though he's the same age as Marco
Is this hyperbole?

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>>91070778
Y'don't need to ask permission.
lewdtexts pls

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>>91070737
you're the only one who can save us

>>91070867
I can fix this

Gimme a rope, a large vehicle, and a vacuum.

>>91070778
No thanks

>>91070901
Steven is 14

He's two years older than Dipper with half the age and maturity.

>>91070890

>leprechaun

My nigga. Dat midget was BRUTAL.. I forgot his name but he was in Willow too.

>>91067619
Is marco jonathan joestar?

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>>91070910
D-daughter

>>91070737
YOU LEFT US TO DIE

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>>91070937
that comes to no suprise, he doesn't age physically either.

>>91067619
So is Star Luvia or Rin? It feels like everyone is making references in multiple different ways.

>>91070937
I spent a few minutes comparing Tiger Millionaire to Tiger Philantrophist. The fucker looks exactly the same. He sounds the same too so why bother aging him up?
Dipper looked like he was 9 but acted more like a 14 year old than Steben.

This is the cutest that Star's ever been

https://youtu.be/j55g9PbsL90?t=54s

>>91070937
Half the intelligence* I meant to put there

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>>91071026
They destroyed everything, Everything is cucked

>>91071064
rin since she is voiced by her

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>>91071026
come to think of it, it's alright
I mean, what's so bad about some heckapoo-posting? Isn't it refreshing?

>>91071078
Dipper was 12, looked 9, sounded 30, and acted 20.

>>91069250
>Aggressive cuddling
Anon please, my heart and dick don't need this.

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Why did Marco approach Jackie the same way Dipper aproached Wendy? (Really awkward, planning the steps carefully...) Until they realize that it's better to be yourself.

>>91070882
>>91070907
Fair enough.

Dearest Heckapoo,
from head to toe your beauty shines.
Your horns, like pillars of Jasper.
Your eyes, like lamps of brightest topaz.
Your lips, curved into a snakelike wisp of smug confidence, would surely be at home around my masculine rod.
I would grasp you by the hips and wrestle you for control, each of us fighting to be the one on top as I thrust ever deeper into your womanly sheathe, driving it not unlike the mighty Emrys Myriddin drove the blade of Caliburn into the stone. How I would savor the many fleeting times where I would lose control to you, watching that delightful smile curl up in rarely revealed joy. As I hear your lovely contralto order me to go deeper, despite my exhaustion, I would revel in my opportunity to bring you such pleasure. As I finally, joyously, fill your womb with my seed, I lust for the feeling of despair and arousal I would feel as your duplicates surrounded my exhausted form and demanded satisfaction.


Ok, gotta go eat.

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>>91071026
YOU LEFT US TO DIE

>>91071111
Marco is the kind of guy Dipper wishes he could be.

>>91071080
Man I really love these VAs

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>>91071086

>>91069325
who dis

>>91071080
I like it when her cheek hearts do weird things

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>>91071064
She would be Saber, but out of those two, Rin

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>>91071080
When will Star have her own babies to boop?

how does this thread feel about Piero Piluso's pre-Star output?

>Camp Lazlo episodes with John Infantino
Harold & Raj
Nursemaster
Lazlo's First Crush
Camp Dinkey

>Phineas and Ferb episodes; other
Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat? (with Douglas McCarthy)
Out to Launch (with Kim Roberson and Kent Osborne

>with Jon Colton Barry
Unfair Science Fair Redux
Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!
The Lake Nose Monster
Tip of the Day
Attack of the 50-Foot Sister
The Chronicles of Meap
The Baljeatles
What Do It Do?
Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation
The Beak
Nerds of a Feather

>Flapjack episodes with Benton Connor
Highlandlubber
Catch Me if You Candy