So what are the odds of Jack and Ashi having sex?

Zero, dumb shipfag.

>>91056788
Very high. Most people who watch it expect it to happen soon.

>>91056788
Ashi is a dumb ratchet bitch. Jack deserves better.

>>91056788
too good

It might happen, it might not, it's kind of in the middle. He could end up treating her like his daughter.

Personally I think its pretty likely with the new tone of the show. I expect it to be pretty tasteful as well.

You have to be 18 to post here

>>91056816
I'm not shipping. I just wanna see based Genndy depict cartoon characters fucking on American TV.

>>91056788
Theres only 8 episodes right? So probably in episode 5

>>91056889
Ten episodes.

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>Ashi is sheltered as fuck and only knows how to kill and samurai
>Jack has been isolating himself for years to the point of creating an imaginary friend he can talk to
I want to see them spilling endless spaghetti while being unable to express affection like normal human beings just to be interrupted by cool action sequences where they destroy shit

truly the purest form of love

jack is only for aku

>>91056788
They have dramatically dropped, along with her sisters.

>>91056788
How old is she?

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Next episode synopsis according to TV Guide:
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/samurai-jack/episodes/204207/

>Samurai Jack partners with a deadly assassin in order to escape a gargantuan creature that has swallowed them whole.

This is only the beginning. By the end of the season they're gonna be fucking like rabbits.

>>91057009
Does it matter when she's just a cartoon?

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Low
Chances of her and Jack hooking up are probably about 50/50 though
>>91056943
>Ashi and Jack stuck alone with Ashi
>Pretty much recreate this scene

>>91057044
she's going to die
aku kills her

>>91056978
this is what Aku actually believes

>>91057044
Also this:
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/samurai-jack/episode-guide/EP00451702?aid=zap2it

Episode 5:
>Samurai Jack fights to save a group of enslaved people from being harvested as the power source for a monstrous Mega-Robot.
Episode 6:
>Ashi's search for Samurai Jack helps her to see his effect on the world after encountering numerous people and places where he has changed things for the better.

>>91057088
Source: Your ass.

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Reminder

>>91057061
>Jack and Ashi alone together
>she shows signs of wanting him
>Jack is too terrified to make his move because he thinks she will turn into Aku

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>>91057125
The fuck is that?

>>91057115
that is going to push jack to end it once and for all

>>91057125
??

>>91057128
>Jack is too terrified to make his move because he thinks she will turn into Aku
Um, no. Jack knows Ashi is a human and not Aku in disguise. When Aku shapeshifts he always has the black/green/red color scheme.
Jack's not gonna let himself get fooled again.

>>91057139
Russian Akushka

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>>91056943
Reminder that Jack is probably a virgin and has years worth of semen built up.
Ashi is too and doesn't even know what sex is and probably has never even masturbated.
If they rut, then the climax will be glorious.

>>91056943
>endless spaghetti
>purest form of love.
True kek

>>91057214
he has gone through some bad times anon, he probably lost his wizard powers a long time ago, hell he probably faps once in a while

>>91057171
you never know man

>>91057265
Well that begs the question if Jack fucked Ikra (Aku).

>>91057171
Do not trust his tricks. Last time he used White make up, worked in some yellow and covered up the green.

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>>91056788
Yes they will be a couple because of this subtle deer message

>>91057290
So is Jack the doe? Since that's clearly a minion of Aku.

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>>91057214
>virgin who never masturbates for 70 years

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>>91056788
Jack killed her sisters. That's probably a point against him on this.
Plus Ashi doesn't even know what sex is.

>>91057357
> That's probably a point against him on this.

No, death is a failure she deserved it
She propably would consider Jack as the most succesful being worthy to impregnate her

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>>91057290
I honestly thought the male deer was going mount the femaleand the sisters were going to watch and that kinda turned me on

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>>91057357
Jack only killed them in self-defense, and Ashi doesn't care about her sisters since they were taught that death means failure.
She doesn't know what sex is. Yet. She will become a slave for Jack's dick. Through dick, unity.

>>91057415
No that would be Aku.

>>91057441
Not after she watches Aku getting BTFO by Jack

is there a link to watch it?

>>91057489
With what?

>>91057510
To watch what? Jack and Ashi fucking? Because no, it hasn't happened. Yet...

>>91057513
his bare fists

Jack is going to became a god

>>91057555
I meant the episode. I haven't had internet for a while so i missed ep 3.

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I'm still fairly surprised that Jack was able to just fucking destroy them after he got his bearings back. Like, barely even a contest, it's like they were just another episodic villain that he danced all over without needing his sword. Even a death cult trained from birth is nowhere near enough.

But most of all I'm sad that sex-hair daughter is probably dead.

>>91056788
Please no

Maybe make them end up together in the end, but I don't want some retarded romantic subplot

>>91057656
This

Jack must be pure

>>91057618
Keep in mind he has 50 years more experience on the battlefield than them, plus they've literally NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE THEIR DEATH CAVE until now. Jack just needed a moment to put himself on the offensive.

And let's not forget that narratively speaking it was because he made the choice to kill. Or more accurately, to survive at any cost. He gave them lots of chances to leave. More than his father did for those bandits.

>>91057656
>>Maybe make them end up together in the end
Why would someone settle down with the man that murdered their sisters?

>>91056788
I don't think Jack would fuck a dead body, Anon.

Probably pretty low, considering she was indoctrinated to despise him and even getting past that he killed her whole family and also it's pretty clear she doesn't know what sex is and I'm not sure Jack is significantly more informed.

>having sex with dead girls

>>91057711
She's not dead. TV Guide confirmed it.

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>>91057618

>>91057701
This

People are useless when they are in different enviroment

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>>91057736

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>>91057423
Someone has to edit this

Would be fucked up if they fuck seeing jack killed 6 of her sisters

>main villain is the comedy relief but still competent

Someone please recomend me another show with this

>>91057805
WHAT

>>91057851
Secret Saturdays

>>91056788
Remember in Berserk when Casca was having her period during a battle so when Guts tried to back her up they ended up falling off a cliff together

100 percent guarantee

>>91057423
I was really expecting some DEER SEX, but nah.

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>>91057177
underrated post

>>91057851
Full Metal Panic!: The Second Raid.

>>91057290
They all got so uncomfortable watching them.

>>91057891
That's literally what I was thinking.

>>91057614
kisscartoon, otherwise use the archives to check the sticky, there are mega links for the episodes

>>91057618
It was obvious. All the discussion about them being Jack's greatest opponents/whatever was just idiots being idiots.

>>91057897
The sisters would have lost their minds
And the next fight with Jack would have gone very differently

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Do they all have the same sized tits?

>>91057702
i mean, was Ashi really that close to her family?

>>91057932
They did last an episode longer then Jacks normal fair of enemies.

>>91057357
>Jack killed her sisters. That's probably a point against him on this.

For real. Figures autistic virgins would think the only kind of bond they'd have is love/sex, when Ashi is most likely used to have Jack realize his impact on the world, as seen here >>91057108, helping his character arc and making him more pro-active to retrieve his sword and slay Aku.

>>91057851
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.

>>91057846
>oh yes, fuck me like you fucked my entire family samurai
>unleash your unspeakable evil inside of me

>>91057897
That would've broken those poor girls
>>91057940
ANOTHER HIDDEN WEAPON! BUT DOES THIS MEAN THE SAMURAI IS A MINION OF AKU? TELL US WHAT THIS MEANS, SAMURAI!

>>91056788
I'll bet she's going to copy those deer she saw and rub her nose against his.

>>91057982
OH shit niggu

>>91057982
God, that show was great

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It's nice that the one with the best butt survived

>Not a single girl was trained in using some kind of long range weapon like a sniper rifle to take out Jack from afar
Their cult leader was a dumb bitch for not doing this and still trying to take Jack down

>implying he won't be her mentor in a pseudo daughter way

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>>91057125
(Hey!)

>>91058051
Good catch

>>91057290
>FORESHADOWING
Yeah, it's going to happen. Jack will kill Aku, find a time portal that Aku didn't know about (perhaps the Guardians) and he'll use it to instead Save Ashi, who died trying to defend Jack from Aku

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>>91058051
Don't forget to mention her breedale hips.

>>91058101
dat gap

>>91058075
Well they were trained in Bows but none of them took it with them.
>>91058086
>Samurai
>Mentor
You know what Samurais did to their proteges right?

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>smug baseball man

>>91058123
Samurai are only into feminine penis anon

>>91057962
So?
Jack being at his lowest + not having the sword do does not give that kind of merit to his opponents (being the GOAT, etc).

>>91058086
>Jack is jaded and has a beard
>Girl is naive and sheltered
Yup LoU shit right here

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>>91058109

>>91058123
As usual, here's Wikipedia for those who don't know:
>From religious circles, same-sex love spread to the warrior (samurai) class, where it was customary for a boy in the wakashū age category to undergo training in the martial arts by apprenticing to a more experienced adult man. The man was permitted, if the boy agreed, to take the boy as his lover until he came of age; this relationship, often formalized in a "brotherhood contract", was expected to be exclusive, with both partners swearing to take no other (male) lovers. This practice, along with clerical pederasty, developed into the codified system of age-structured homosexuality known as shudō, abbreviated from wakashūdō, the "way (Tao) of wakashū". The older partner, in the role of nenja, would teach the wakashū martial skills, warrior etiquette, and the samurai code of honor, while his desire to be a good role model for his wakashū would lead him to behave more honorably himself; thus a shudō relationship was considered to have a "mutually ennobling effect". In addition, both parties were expected to be loyal unto death, and to assist the other both in feudal duties and in honor-driven obligations such as duels and vendettas. Although sex between the couple was expected to end when the boy came of age, the relationship would, ideally, develop into a lifelong bond of friendship. At the same time, sexual activity with women was not barred (for either party), and once the boy came of age, both were free to seek other wakashū lovers.

Hopefully Jack senpukkus

>>91057125
I want one. In fact, I need SJ merch in general.

>>91058086
I'm still betting on the possibility that the daughters are biologically Jack's children, and their mother was artificially inseminated from a sample of Jack's blood retrieved from some battlefield. It would add to the tragedy of killing humans.

If he bangs Aisha and this is true than we're going Old Boy.

>>91058051
I didn't notice until now that there were two of them with jack chain weapons

>>91058181
I'm pretty sure Jack didn't take any crap since he was the son of the Emperor and he had a QT GF.

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>>91056788
Never cuz she's focken ded m8

>>91057214
Jack traveled the world long before he was sent into the future. He is also rich and attractive as fuck. Jacks chances of being a virgin is 0%

>>91058208
One one hand, Aku would totally do that.

On the other... no, nevermind. He would totally do that.

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>>91058221
Not your fault because half the time they're drawn without any weapons and the other half there's continuity errors regarding what weapons they have.

>>91056788
>robots are stupid they said
>the meatbags die off quickly

See this is why robot henchmen are great because they are hard to actually fucking kill if they can shrug off damage, but meatbags can bleed to death lmao.

>>91058100
jfc this post

the deer scene was just show to the audience just how out of touch the daughters of aku are with reality.

>>91057940
They'd have probably had no idea what they were seeing and gone "yes! show it your wrath!"

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>>91058221
For example here two of them have sais

>>91058208
>and their mother was artificially inseminated from a sample of Jack's blood
That is not how genetics or breeding work anon

>>91058245
>posts dead character

>>91058316
I figured that all of them had every weapon, since they seem to pull them out of nowhere.

>>91056788
NONE

JACK IS PURE

PURE

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And the moral of the episode is, if your daddy kills people, you're allowed to kill people too.

>>91057618
Combat is brutal. Surprise is OP. They had surprise for episode 2 and stripped him of everything, injured him repeatedly before the knife strike, sent him into hiding. When it came to his turn, he was just better.

>>91057125

What, is this official?

>>91058387
not quite

>>91057946
Well they're all twins, so yes.

>>91058011
That would be insanely fucking cute.

>>91058132
Underrated post.

>>91057702
I'd marry the guy that got rid of my awful siblings, just saying

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>>91058387
Not sure if you're joking, trolling or and idiot, but you missed the point.

It's not, "It's alright to kill" but instead "Sometimes life forces us to make a choice"

>>91058413
Yes. We also saw a design sketch of Ashi in the Kimono a while back.

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Thanks Genndy

>Ashi watches her sisters die to him
>now she must fuck him and become his waifu

what

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Ok so I just got to the post credits scene on episode 3 where Jack rapes Ashi, how did Genndy get away with this?

>>91058469

Hopefully that confirms crazy eyed Aku as well.

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>>91056943
I want Sad Jack to alternate between telling him to kill her or screw her, much to Ashi's confusion because it just looks like Jack is talking to thin air:

https://youtu.be/JS6r5-hXDZM?t=317

>>91058518
First of all it could happen, because they're impressionable children with zero real-world experience and that shit happens to kids all the time, where they "fall in love" with their abuser.

Second, it's not gonna happen.

PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7hCrtZwtoQ

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>>91057108
>Ashi's search for Samurai Jack helps her to see his effect on the world after encountering numerous people and places where he has changed things for the better.

Aww, so it wasn't all for nothing. That's nice.

>>91056943
>imaginary """friend"""
>"I'M SICK OF THIS. END IT. KILL YOURSELF"

>>91058595
>Jack is rebuilding his armor

Good.

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Parts of Ashi's chain disappear for a few seconds. Does anybody know how rushed was the animation? If they finished storyboarding the last episode in December, when did they finish storyboarding the first episode?

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What the fuck is his problem?

>>91058387

Sometimes, you are put in situations where ya gotta murder people. The best you can do is give them a last chance to back off. But if they don't take it, you murder them.

>>91056788
Zero.
At least I hope.

>>91058176
>dem hips
>dat gap
>you will never bend her over and toss her salad
Feels bad man

Those bitches went down super fast. Thought the whole season would be these girls. A few would go down each episode.

They had so much build up as a threat for 2 episodes. Then bam all dead.

>>91058181
why was fucking young boys so common back then, the Romans and Greeks did the same thing I believe

>>91058693
Animated by Stefan DeStefano, probably.

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>>91058693
Has someone made one of these edits of Sad Jack yet?

>>91058724

Form of birth control
When women get controlled heavily men get prison gay

>>91058724
Because only faggots fucked women

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I gotta get back,

And you gotta get away.

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>Tara Strong playing best girl again
Hmm

>>91057618
the most important part of their engagements was the initiative. the first strike.

the second most important part of the engagements was the "high ground".

In the first engagement Jack is caught by surprise in the open with no prior knowledge of what he was facing and the sisters got to choose the perfect moment to engage him.

In the second engagement Jack had the ability to strike first, the sisters stuck out like a sore thumb in the whiteout blizzard and jack had time to plan who and how he would engage.

The sisters were dead the second they lost the initiative, no matter how good they were.

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>>91057357
That, and he dropper her off of a cliff.

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>>91058132
Took a shot

Jack trained all his life to kill aku, Ashi trained all her life to kill jack , it's to poetic not to happen

>>91056788
50/50.
Less if she turns out to be his daughter.

>>91058724
Romans thought people would change genders if they didn't get a balanced fucking.
That poet who spent all day laying pipe and writing poetry about vaginas? Total fag, turning into a woman himself.

At the same time it was unacceptable to get a bro-job from your best bud, since getting penetrated was also gay shit for fags.
Hence your only outlet was social inferiors, the slave castes. And nobody wants worn out old man ass, so tight twink bussy was it.
To the point where noble boys had to wear special necklaces to distinguish them from slaves, lest they get raped in the baths.

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>>91058132
>>91058462
>>91058822
BONK!

>>91058803
Also, the pure white daylight background completely removed their stealth capabilities, which is what they used to thrash Jack with during their first encounter.

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>>91057125

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>Leave the foolish samurai to us

>>91058937
>ill-fitting kimono Asahi

Shit's gonna get cute

>The idea of kill la kill yourself jack getting more monsterous the more stressed Jack is.
>Jack is probably gonna land in some corpses next episode
>This might set him off even more
Poor jack is suffer.

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Even if there was just this one confused show of affection, like her rubbing noses with him like she saw the deer do then, that'll be satisfying enough for me.

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>>91058822
Somebody needs to make a Costanza edit of this.

>>91058906
Kek

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>>91058937

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>>91059008
There have been multiple constanza edits already

Jack talks about the girls' choices leading them to their encounter, partially as a way for him to feel justified in killing them.

Tragic irony that the girls are indoctrinated and never had a choice.

Hoping next episode unravels this and interested to see how Jack handles the realization they were innocents after all.

>>91058820
I loved Jack's expression there.

>>91058803

I liked that white out moment, because I felt like it was Jack finally using the shinobi skills we saw him use against that Black Ninja.

>>91057125
>Ashi goes inside jack, not the other way around
DICK GIRL MEGACONFIRMED

>>91056788
Rare, hopefully.

If the show tries to force a romance subplot between them when there's only 7 episodes left, then I'm going to be pissed.

>>91058974
NEVER

>>91057171
Didn't Jack get fooled twice by an Aku in human form?(Different forms, but still.)

>>91058685
Where can I get the 1080 version?

>>91058974
>>91058937
Jack is Naked 2.0

>>91059048
He also talks about his own choices led him to the foght. He's just talking about fate. Even if they never had a real choice, their fate was inescapable so Jack accepts his role in it.

>>91058820
Is not nice throwing your future wife into a pit

>>91059058
Yeah that's what I was getting from it too.

>>91059040
I mean with Jack wearing the shirt and tie too.

>>91059119
Jill was wearing make-up

>>91057618
Jack literally did that everytime in the first seasons, he always gets fucked in the ass and then learns through battle and in the 2nd battle he has the enemies all figured out so he fucks them hard

>>91059132
Maybe she's a masochist

>>91059172
Oh you wish it

>>91058101
How tf is it that wide
the pic I mean

>>91057618
I mean, the first fight was an ambush that the Sisters had planned, in terrain that they had no doubt scouted. But the second fight, Jack knew and planned for it, so I guess that it was a boon to him. That and possibly one of their own dieing may have had an effect?

>>91059172
post your face when your wife asks you to ram a bat up her ass and call her a failure

>>91058906
Hey knucklehead, i am talking to you
WATCHA

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>>91058974
>mfw afterglow scene after Jack's reformation

>>91059219
Sun shine
Birds fly and brother
I go back to the past!

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>>91059202
Jack always finds a way

>>91059260
Samurai "Get rid of all kids" Jack
Samurai "Out of the womb and into the tomb" Jack
Samurai "Killing a child feels really wild" Jack
Samurai "Toddlers are nothing but fodder" Jack
Samurai "Premeditated Preschool" Jack
Samurai "Targets are found on the playground" Jack
Samurai "Brats get gats" Jack
Samurai "Little Jack Horner's Dead in the Corner" Jack
Samurai "Ten years or less and get laid to rest" Jack
Samurai "First grader mutilator" Jack
Samurai "Spike the Tykes" Jack
Samurai "Crying Kid Crusher" Jack
Samurai "Toddler Terminator" Jack
Samurai "Preschool Purifier" Jack
Samurai "You must be this tall to live" Jack
Samurai "Gerber Grow-up Plan Gleaner" Jack
Samurai "Trust Fund Refund" Jack
Samurai "Child Coffin Collector" Jack
Samurai "burn'em while they're still small" Jack
Samurai "if their age is on the clock, they're ready for the glock" Jack
Samurai "small necks snap the best" Jack
Samurai "Warriors of Hope in my scope" Jack
Samurai "The Kids Are Not All Right" Jack
Samurai "Underage Undertaker" Jack
Samurai "The Babysplitter" Jack
Samurai "Silly rabbit, crypts are for kids" Jack
Samurai "Infants get lead implants" Jack
Samurai "Krazy Kid KIller" Jack
Samurai "Lobotomized Liquidator" Jack
Samurai "Baby Burner" Jack
Samurai "Tots on the rocks" Jack
Samurai "I'll murder all the kiddies for about tree fiddy" Jack
Samurai "Newborn Nightmare" Jack
Samurai "The field trips I take end with my van at the bottom of a lake" Jack
Samurai "Leave your kid afterschool I'll drown them in a pool" Jack
Samurai "Bungling the Younglings" Jack
Samurai "Toddler Slaughter" Jack
Samurai "Permanent Lullaby" Jack
Samurai "Never Too Young To Die" Jack
Samurai "Ten years or less and get laid to rest" Jack
Samurai "Empty my nine at the lunch line" Jack
Samurai "Late Term Abortion" Jack
Samurai "Simon Says Die" Jack
Samurai "Let the babies hit the floor" Jack
Samurai "Rock a Bye Bye Baby" Jack

>>91058803
Like Batman, you only ever get one good shot at Jack. What was in their favor
>Surprise
>Relentless
>Acted as one
>Looked exactly the same, so their numbers were briefly unknown at the start given their speed
>Jack's mental state
However, their mistake was letting the first fight go on for too long. It's like fishing, the longer you have it hooked, the odds of losing it increase. Moreover, Jack's realization that they were human gave him an advantage: he knew they would hesitate, and even show fear. The daughters may have been masked, but their pause on the branch might as well been shaking terror.

>>91059296
>Samurai "Out of the womb and into the tomb" Jack
Got me?

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>>91057752
That punch was so fucking metal

>>91059328
Got me! *

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>>91059251
Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!

>>91058724
The real answer to this question is that most of those ancient societies segregated the sexes to some degree, so young people coming of age didn't have enough exposure to the opposite sex to for their sex drives to develop correctly, an ended up becoming pseudo-fags in adulthood. You see the same problem in modern Middle Eastern countries where the sexes are still segregated.

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>>91057171
>again
no matter how many times it comes up, it's always funny

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>>91057357
>tfw Ashi turns out to be Aku cockblocking Jack again.

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Why didn't they kill Aku? They seemed to have no trouble against the cosmic monster Aku was a shard of, and Ra comes down to Earth at one point.

>>91056788

I'm hoping she's just his adopted daughter.

I mean, he's like 70 now.

Why are shipfags so annoying? Why can't the hero ever end up single?

>>91059449
>They seemed to have no trouble against the cosmic monster Aku was a shard of
there is your answer, Aku's original form (the greater evil thing) was a threat so big they had to team up against it, after 50 years Aku didn't even managed to cause enough damage to make them return so he is probably just a very small threat in the bigger scheme, the gods giving humanity a way to stop Aku was likely just a "boost" since there was no other way to counter him

>>91059449
The most common answer I hear that makes sense is that it'd be like nuclear cluster bombing Japan just to kill Godzilla, too much irreversible collateral damage, they're counting on this magic sword plan to finally pay off and god time is on a different scale to human time I guess, it's kinda just been a while for them and not thousands of years so I guess they're just procrastinating finding another solution.

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>>91057214
>>91056943
>>91056788
No, he's getting cucked for sure
Jack no longer has his bike
Meanwhile the knight has two things for her to ride

>>91059449
It'd be the equivalent of orbital striking an anthill, and the gods ostensibly care at least a little bit about the Earth and its inhabitants.
Blessing a sword is a more appropriate response, like poisoning the ant queen.

Ra only came down because some fuccboi appropriated his doggos.

>>91059472
Rise and shine Mr. Samurai

>>91057044

Bullshit he already killed fucking 4 of them

>>91058347
Aku would figure it out someway
the bants potential is too great for him to pass up

How young is Ashi exactly? She seems really immature, and Jack is over 70 now.

>>91059493
People tend to hope that they end up with someone at the end and wish to see the same of their heroes.

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>Fully armed to the teeth Jack gets destroyed and almost dies
>Almost naked Jack kills them off with 2 spears and his fists

Is this the power of the high ground?

>>91059596
Old enough to cut
Old enough to be a slut

>>91059596
She's 20, I believe. She's just sheltered to hell and back, so she has the emotional maturity of an eight year old.

>>91057357
can confirm
women get turned off a lot when you murder members of their family, we almost broke up even

>>91057932

This

The guardian and the minions of set were jacks greatest opponents. These bitches aren't worth shit

>>91059607
its the power of prep time, that first battle was an ambush by the sisters

Now i wonder who would win a battle between Jack and Batman with a one day prep time in the woods

>>91059607
>Jack gets caught flay footed by 7 deadly assasins
>Next fight, Jack was the one who ambushed them
Sounds like the metaphorical high ground to me.

>>91059202
I doubt they cared, but having one less set of hands probably made things easier for Jack. It helps that he sniped two of them at the start of the second battle, so it was 4 on 1 instead of 7.

>>91058132
>the year of our lord Aku 1051
>still trying to assassinate the FOOLISH SAMURAI
>ishygddt

>>91059596
17-21 is my guess.

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>>91057290
>Yes they will be a couple because of this subtle deer message

The message is that the male is so horny!

>>91059582

>Aku would figure it out someway

Aku doesn't even know they exist.

He said it himself - he stopped caring about dealing with the samurai directly.

These are clearly fringe fanatics in their own little bubble cult.

If they actually managed to kill Jack, Aku would probably greet them in his castle holding a mug of coffee and go "who are you again?".

>>91059635
Well, Aku is his greatest opponent. Jack would stomp the minions of set if he had something that cancelled out their regeneration like Aku. Just a few minutes into their fight Jack had already landed lethal blows on one of them.

>>91059202
Plus Jack figured out a way to fight them 1-on-1. This is a big deal important.

>>91059762
Nobody gives a buck Carlos

>>91059607
It's the power of the high ground, choice of location, and element of surprise. The girls had all three in the beginning, Jack had all three at the end. Add to this that Jack OUT FUCKING SKILLED each of them, the only surprising part of the fight was that lasted as long as it did

>>91059770

Aku would be extatic, and would bullshit about being in contact with them. Probably promote them to some high position. Probably make a new cult just to worship them as sub-dieties. The ones who slew the samurai.

>>91058132
lean back, lean back

>>91058257
Good point though.. Where the FUCK do they keep their weapons while swimming?

>>91058765
>gobacktoreddit.gif

>>91059770
though the age of the girls is not known
it may be a case where he started up the program that created the assassins back when he was focused on jack, and just appointed managers and directors to keep it going once he got bored

>>91058265
The captchas were supposed to stop you guys from posting

Almost 100% of a father/daughter relationship.

Father/daughter shit has been trending HARD recently in all forms of media.

>>91058724
I know the japanese had a "whores are for fun and wives are for children" That may have play some part

>spend 18-20 years raising seven perfect assassins to finally beat Jack
>he kills all of them but one in like, 3 days, the very first time you send them out

man, those priestesses of Aku must be pissed.

>>91056788
Jesus Christ, this obsession with this notion.

I say perhaps not. It's one thing that Ashi reevaluates her purpose in life and her view on Jack, it's another for them to just outright fuck.

>>91060140
>priestesses

I always looked at them more like nuns.

>>91060140
>spend 2 and a half episodes hyping up some actually interesting antagonists
>kill 85% of them off in 10 minutes

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Fuck there's a million Jack threads.
No one updated the chart for the third episode, so I went ahead and made it. Hope you like it.

>>91060236

I know! I thought they'd, be like, the entire enemies. He'd pick off 1-2 each episode. Then a fianl confrontation.

>>91060247
the white background is bugging me, otherwise its good

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>>91060259
>1-2 each episode

We don't need to spend half of the episodes of the season killing them off, thank you.

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Never because jack belongs to me

>>91060236
>>91060259
They were scarier than Aku. Sure Aku has more power, but these girls were skilled and determined.

>>91060247
Blue Jack is easily the most interesting character - hell, the most interesting anything - of the show so far.

>>91060328

It better not turn out to be some demon or some shit. It better be the real Jack's self doubt.

>>91060247
needs more dead waifus

>>91059867
I like to think the suits are made of some weird Aku magic that lets them store weapons, keeps their movements silent and let them do that tri fusion Sheva thing

>>91060358
That's the two dudes in the back.

>>91060400
More dead waifus

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>>91060247

Thank you. I was hoping /co/ would do a Gaijin 4koma for Jack, and you didn't disappoint.

>>91060342
I doubt it. That'll be hacky as all fuck and Gennedy would certainly not fuck up like that. Besides, if it were, it'd have to be some agent of Aku. Aku seemingly doubting that anything could kill Jack probably doesn't have a demon to mess with Jack.

One could look at him as more like that Evil Jack from back in the day, but even then it was still apart of him. Even then it was the anger and hate inside him rather than doubt.

>>91059128
Jack was hesitating with that "Perhaps I have been unclear" shit. He was definitely trying to get out of it.

>>91058716
They were building up Ashi, not her sisters.

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>>91058937

>>91056943
They were not taught to hunt like Jack. What the fuck were they taught to eat?

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>>91056788
next episode:
>jack is okay
>but finds ashi hurt
>he tries to heal her
>she protests and tries to fight, but is too fucked up for that
>the other sisters who fell are also alive
>they see ashi with jack and thinks she's a traitor
>they try to kill both of them
>episode ends with both of them escaping but in separate ways
>now ashi will hunt jack by herself in order for her to redeem herself
screencap this

I just realised jack's eyes are never shown during the bounty hunters episode

>>91060586
their own bodily fluids

>>91060586
Hatred and semen.

>>91058315
reminder that that one probably survived as well as jack and ashi and she'll serve as a moral dilemma and character growth moment for ashi

>>91060541
>They were building up Ashi, not her sisters.

Aishi has ONE scene. ONE scene outside of the group.

>>91060611
Or they are just lying on the ground and are eaten by a passing dragon.

>>91059771

Jack stomps aku everytime they fight

>>91060611
>>91056943
>>91057219
you forgot the part where jack and ashi fall from the cliff on top of each other and then they feel embarrased like my animes

>>91058638
if you never had an imaginary friend like that, you missed out on your childhood
I miss timothy, but these pills make me feel good too

>>91060666

She was the only named one and she got the most focus during their training montage.

We all knew she was going to be important.

>>91060666
That's enough for her to be a important character, satan

>>91060666
>make her stand out by showing her curiosity towards the outside world
>next episode will expand upon that and give her more character development
there you go

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>>91056788
>Hey Ashi, wanna learn more about what those deer were doing when you were tracking me with your dead sisters?
>Y-yes BUT IF AFTER I GET TO TRY TO KILL YOU AGAIN, FOOLISH SAMURAI
Sounds perfect.

>>91060777
Foolish samurai, its not that i like you or anything b-baka

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>>91058132

What if Blue Jack is an image craeated by Aku, trying to kill Jack by making him think he's going insane. Creating all those illusions of his family and the evil warlord that's probably Aku, trying to play on Jack's sense of honour and purpose to get him to commit sudoku.

>>91060275
One of the episode's main visual themes wsa white, though.
In episode two, most of the scenes were dark and broody, but in white scenery Jack has the advantage against the Daughters.
It's just like in Jack vs the Shinobi Shadow Warrior

>>91057618
First time they got him completely off-guard.

He was riding his bike fuck knows where and he couldn't even see their numbers. They systematically destroyed his weapons and they prepared the territory beforehand, but they weren't so lucky when he fled to the temple.

This time he was the one who prepared the territory, he prepared spears beforehand, knew where to go and who is he up against. Of course they had zero fucking chance.

>>91060666
>only one with an actual name
>only given some development
Well gee whiz, guy.

>>91060823
Aku doesn't care. He has his own problems right now.

>>91060436
>>91060247
>First episode doesn't have any instance of the river of dead or Jack's firey Emperor dad.
Not sure how to feel about this, his PSTD was pretty important in there.

>Also, No Psychologist Aku treating jack in Episode two.
You had one job /co/.

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>>91056788
It's not that I like you or anything, f-foolish samurai

>>91060927
dropped

>>91060927
She has the same haircut as Joy. I wonder is this was intentional.

>>91060927
It was nice to see that being raised from birth only on the vocabulary of psychotic devotees of Aku and how they'd kill Jack. Literally all the words she knew that she associated with Jack were said there.

>>91060777
>Ghost Jack whispers in his ears as he hits that
>Honor
>Honor
>Honor

>>91059296
Kek'd multiple times

>>91060833
yeah but it doesn't look like its during the snowstorm, it just looks like a white background, making blue Jack whiter or making him blend into the white background, maybe adding trees in the back would help a lot

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>>91060960

Im against shippings but im for lewds.

I want lewd oblivious ashi

>>91059642
Depends entirely on how naked Jack is.

His power increases exponentially with every piece of clothing that gets torn or removed.

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>>91060968

>>91058696
This anon is honorable

How do you feel about Jack's association with neo-80s type music since the trailers for the new season?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7noOh2i9Rg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHp4XiH64RE&t=3s

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>>91061103

>>91057214
>implying Jack didn't fuck the wolf

>>91060927
Some CN executive is looking at her hair right now and feeling kind of guilty.

>>91061103
fits with the robots and future setting. I still prefer the music form the first 1-4 seasons.

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Who has deader parents, Samurai Jack or Batman?

>>91060801
>Filename
Kek

>>91061103
Stop liking what I don't like.

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>>91061154
Least Batman has friends

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>>91060968
They all have the same haircuts as someone else. I don't think it's intentional, there's just been lots of fictional people with lots of haircuts and it's hard to come up with something completely unique.
Also, there's more of a reason to compare her hair to that girl from Symbionic Titan (which was another series by Genndy) rather than Joy.

>Kisscartoon is down, maybe permanently
>Can't finish rewatching the original series or season 5

fugg

>>91061219
kisscartoon.io

>>91061103

Funny. Because Samurai Jack had more 70s vibes into it.

>>91061225
Oh fuck me

Thanks anon, I guess I'm just retarded

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>>91061184
Why doesn't Batman just lift the rock?

>>91061219
>still have my original series DVDs
>kind /co/mrades uploading 1080p webDLs of each new episode every weekend

:^)

>>91060192
She is wearing his clothes >>91058937 . Almost 99% certain they fuck.

>>91061259
wanna give me the link to those episodes?

We still got 154 minutes left of the season. (22x7) Divide that by half for the action and atmosphere, and half again for other characters and other plot points and you still got at over 30 minutes of potential development.
Romances that a not rom-com have developed in just as little time.

Do you think they story-boarded Jack making spears, to refrence the fact that more Samurai used Polearms than Katanas?

>>91061280
Search the archives.

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>>91061219
>>91061225
>streaming

>>91061103
When did roller mobster appeared in the series? I just remember hang em high on the trailer.

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>>91057946
>>91058419
Twins indicate that there's only 2 of them. The word you are looking for is septuplets since there were originally 7.

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>>91056788
>worst girl with worst hair lives

It's not fair bros

>>91061344
>not jinx
>not spectra
>not the ppg one

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>>91057282

>>91061263
I always wonder where in our culture it started being obvious that woman wearing man's clothes means that they slept together.
When it became a symbol of s night spent together.

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>>91061344
Why couldn't Ashi be this girl?

Why did the cutest have to die first?

>>91061313
I'm pretty sure it didn't, but I like it so I'm not complaining.

>>91061300
the samurai used almost everything more than katanas: bow/arrows, guns, etc.

>>91061219
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:d03e6909c2e17ca6dc5852a8b88e8e6403b923bc&dn=Samurai.Jack.The.Complete.Series.DVDRip&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969

>>91061289
Remove 6 minutes for the intro and 3.5 minutes for the credits.

>>91061412
I agree, they chose worst character design and worst voice actress to live.

>>91058978
>She messes it up and breaks both their noses

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>>91061412
Because Genndy is still salty about Sym-Biotic Booty getting canned.

>>91061374
Mulan > Jinx > Buttercup = Faith >>> Ilana = Jubilee

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>>91058820
So what you're saying is that she's already falling for him?

>>91058693
He didn't get porridge

>>91061444
I did remove the 30 seconds credits already, but yeah I did forget the intro.

>>91061470
Especially weird considering they literally have the best voice actress to do voice of Mother.

>>91061263
or he's dead

>>91057139
>>91057125
What if Ashi hit her head and got Amnesia.....

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>>91059203

>>91057423
>Swiggity swooty coming for dat booty.

>>91057108
so she's going to have to convince him not to an hero after she sees all the good he's done? seems 90% likely with how the whole psychological thing's been progressing

Given how ignorant the daughters are of anything except killing Jack could probably trick her into thinking sex was a way of killing him.

>>91058937

At least she gets a better hairstyle.

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So do we have a promo for the next episode?

>Jack fucks her
>She loves it
>Start screaming
>"Yes daddy!"
>He stops
>Because she is the Daughter of Aku

>>91061683
I mean, he already hit and quit Aku, why would that stop him?