ITT: God Tier /co/ couples

Is there a better canon gay couple?

>>91036363

mission hill is one of the most comfy cartoons ever desu

>>91036447
YOU CHEAP GAY BASTARD THESE CONDOMS ARE GOING TO FLY RIGHT OFF!

I lent this to my older gay co-worker so he could check out the series. He held on to it for a long time. I left the job. Didn't get the DVD set back for awhile, but I didn't mind because I knew it was with a true animation fan. (It was Special set because I had managed to get it signed by Tom Kenny) The last time we hung out he gave it back to me. Said he didn't get to watch it, but he knew it was important to me, said he'd torrent the series.

I wonder if he ever did watch Mission Hill.

About a month later a co-worker called me letting me know he'd passed away due to complications with his HIV. I miss him, he was a good guy. :/

>>91036809

If only the cheap, gay bastard bought the right condoms

>>91036809
I hope nobody let him donate any blood

>>91037036
At this point I can't tell if you're /pol/ or just pretending to be /pol/

>>91037319
Why is it every time someone has a differing viewpoint on this board they are called /pol/? In the 1980s the United States Government created the Freddie Mercury disease to kill off all the gays and blacks. Certain people (Jews) found out really quick that it is much simpler to turn us all gay and out breed us.

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>>91036363
>>91036388

>>91036363

BEST COUPLE. NONE ARE BETTER.

(I miss "Mission Hill".)

>>91036363

They are okay?

I like bob burger couple.

>>91037319
If you keep calling everyone you don't like pol then pol is going to become a really big group of people honey

>>91036809
Sorry to say it kind of serves him right. God punishes all who disgrace his kingdom. Should have thought twice before sucking on some strange mans giggle stick.

>>91037714

The problem is that /pol/'s weaponised insincerity is the absolute norm for 4chan behavior now. It is impossible to tell apart those who make jokes from those who are sincere in their beliefs.

>>91037831
Who gives a shit if they are being real or not. Shake your head and move on. No wonder people call us /co/mblr

>>91037723
Not a very christian thing to say anon

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The definitive couple in any medium; /co/, /tv/, or whatever.

>>91038218
It's in the Bible. Thou shalt not eat a man out from behind. Sodom went into great detail about this. See Genesis 19 for more details. This mans co-worker went against gods wishes in a truck stop bathroom and paid the ultimate price for it. I wish I could say god allowed him into his kingdom, but unfortunately he was set for eternal hellfire the moment his tongue touched that mans poop chute.

>>91038492
So, do you spend a lot of time thinking about gay sex?

>>91038460
Oh hell yes. I'd say Gomez was a lucky guy for landing Morticia, but that wouldn't be giving him enough credit. The man works for it every day.

>>91038492
It's like hearing a sermon out of the back of a pick up truck, and instead of passing out wine it's Pabst blue ribbon.

>>91038855
To be honest Morticia is lucky for landing Gomez. Granted she's a hot goth girl and all but Gomez is fucking Gomez, the dude turns it up way past 11, he's hovering somewhere in the thousands.

>>91036388
No
Because Wally and Gus aren't written like an old GAY couple, they are written like an old MARRIED couple
The fact that they are gay is secondary to their characters, two people who have been together for decades and who are still going strong despite some minor squabbles

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>>91044894
>>91038855
>>91038460
I've always considered Gomez and Morticia to be one of the best examples of a healthy relationship on tv

No Morticia pics but have a Wednesday on the house

>>91045161
They'd have a few less "beefs" if someone's socks made it into the hamper

>>91037961

And that attitude is exactly why every board is infested with /pol/'s general philosophy: Care about nothing and make a joke out of everything. Why bother worrying about whether the person making a racist joke is sincere or just a shitty edgelord 14-year-old? This is all a game, a shitty joke called existence, so mock as many people as you want and give no fucks about it! Who cares if the 4chan community is more toxic than Flint drinking water and helps white supremacists indoctrinate and recruit fresh new faces? We are all going to die anyway, so why not have some fucking fun!

4chan is the prime example of Poe's Law: At this point, it is impossible to tell the "ironic" bigots apart from the sincere bigots, and now the whole site lives up to the "Internet Hate Machine" moniker.

>>91036388
Midnighter/Apollo

>>91046026
Yeah, but that only matters if you let it get the best of you bro. You're sitting here having a temper tantrum about what some random guy said on a comic book board. Who gives a shit. You're on the wrong website if you're getting this triggered over some silly comments.

>>91046286

Unfortunately, what happens on 4chan rarely stays on 4chan. The fuckheads who start out here do not stay here; I speak from experience on both sides of the aisle.

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>>91038460
Damn spooky ass latinos.
I watched the munsters.

>>91036388
Shore Leave/The Alchemist

>>91036607
Why do they wear condoms if they've been together for so long? Are they in an open relationship?

>>91049939
Anal sex is not a clean business my good anon, and no they are in a monogamous relationship.

>>91049939

Easier clean-up, or maybe the show wants to make a good example.

>>91036388
Blubs/Durlan

>>91050702
I don't understand this and it makes me angry.

>>91050805
one of Aku's minions is about to eat an inferior being

>>91049939
its possible one of them was HIV+ and didn't want to transmit it to the other

>>91050038
This.

You don't want poop in your peehole.

>>91049736
He said couple, Al got all possessive and weird so Shore Leave had him mind wiped

>>91038492
Actually anon, you've been deceived. It said "thou salt not toss salad", meaning exactly what it sounds like. Regrettably over the years the term came to mean something totally different. You see, it was actually a ploy by the Big Salad companies who wanted to continue peddling their satanic lettuce mix. They slowly inducted the term "tossing salad" to mean rimjobs and scapegoat the gays.

So you see, anyone caught tossing or eating salads will be sent to hell. Gays and guys who like rimjobs will not, unless they also ate salad.

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>>91036363

>>91036809
Lol it was so bad it gave him aids.

>>91036363
Gus prepared me for the absolute gayness that is military life

>>91052236
And then he told him about it and they got back together.

>>91038492
Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. For with the judgment you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. Why do you see the speck in your neighbor’s eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? Or how can you say to your neighbor, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ while the log is in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your neighbor’s eye.

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>>91037831
>The problem is that /pol/'s weaponised insincerity is the absolute norm for 4chan behavior now.
>now
Yes, it's become endemic in recent days. Completely different from how we used to casually refer to other anons with the n-word and use the -fag suffix to designate group membership.

>>91036388
Clydes parents

>>91036388
Harley and Ivy

>>91038460
Reminds me of that episode from the original where the family was trying to get them to argue or be mad at each other for a "healthy" relationship but they're just too happily married.

>>91036363
>New condoms? What was wrong with our old brand? You cheap gay bastard - these things are going to fly right off!
They have the best dialogue.

>>91049939
Cleanup, yo.

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>>91036363
How about god creators?
>>91045302
Agreed.

>>91037831
>now

nigga 4chan was built on a foundation of casual racism and pretending to be retarded.

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>>91056392
>pretending