This is Valerie Velociraptor. Say something nice to her.

>>91035857
Clever girl.

>>91035857
You don't have a proper pussy, like us more evolved mammals.

>>91035903
lmao

>>91035857
Pteredon mom is such a fucking whore. That big Elvis dinosaur always makes her moist.

That's why it's so fucking funny the T-rex hatched in her nest and dad is too stupid to figure it out.

>Gotta prep the Rex!

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>>91035914
>"That's right! Between her legs she has a 'cloaca' which is a fancy way of saying one hole that kind of does it all! Us sauropods leave the fancy genitals to the mammal crowd."

>>91037086
I wonder if your archaic primitive anatomy ever makes you cry at night.

>>91035857
Why does she have feathers but all the other dinosaurs don't?

>>91037358
she wants to be pretty for you

>>91037358
Because 'Jurassic Park was wrong, lol'

Other dinosaurs don't get misrepresented as often as Velociraptor. T. rex doesn't have feathers because the main characters were designed before the sciences got considered. The others who should have feathers don't because reasons.

>>91037992
fun fact: this show actually implemented feathers onto certain dinosaurs in a special way

For example, the conductor >>91037086
had feathers the "whole time"; they were just under his hat

>>91037086
The original Mr. Conductor was better.

>Create locomotives
>Create high-speed locomotives
>Harness solar energy
>Create massive submarines
>Create undersea buildings and flawless glass tunnels for transport
>Create zeppelins for air travel
>Create a massive drilling vehicle that can dig straight through the planet's crust and to the outer edge of the mantle
>Master the warping of space-time to create time travel across the prehistoric era

>Can't save themselves from mass extinction

>>91049741
Oh, but they did!

Because Timey-Wimey their entire civilization travels around the pre-extinction loop outside of normal space-time constraints.

>All those fossils are the remains of the plebs of little consequence. Entropy was allowed to eat them. These wretches had a particular culture of extreme nihilism and hedonism knowing the hour and the day they are/were all killed. They never rose up against the upper classes and the upper classes return periodically to taunt them of this fact. A locked outcome which can not be altered no matter how much they try.

>>91035857
Mind if I open your door? Get on your floor?

>>91035857
Feathers!

>>91035857
where this semon demon is from?

>>91052155
Dinosaur Train. Specificallythe episodes Now With Feathers! and Tiny's Tiny Doll.

>>91053308
Isn't Dinosaur Train Craig Bartlett's (Hey Arnold) show?

>>91053354
That sounds right.