Who would you rather be a mentor to, /co/?

>>91013475
How old is NTW?

Right.

Left is ugly.

>>91013475
Negasonic. She's got a better fashion sense.

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Use negasonic to get close to colossus

>>91013746
Wonder how warm his metallic cock would feel as he pounded me.

>>91013475
I'd NTR NTW

>>91013475
None

Nega lesbian reminds me of those leftist crazy rally goers and sjw feminist you see on YouTube


Laura will grow up to be prostitue and gets balcked on a weekly basis


I'm not touching those trash

>>91013475

>NTW
>not a kid, pretty much the same age as me give or take a year or 2 maybe, don't have to look after her and maybe we can fug
>get to chill with Colossus
>equally sarcastic and assholish as me

Sounds pretty gud.

Right.

It's easier to speak espagnol.

>>91013475
left
right is a bitch

>>91014851
Mentees are not for fug. Who do you think you are? Batman?

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>>91013771

>>91013475
Nega. We're closer in age and I get the feeling she has a low bar.

>>91013475
Laura.

I miss having other Spanish speakers around and raising a kid to be a better person is something that's good for you.

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>>91014623

>>91014623
>Laura will grow up to be prostitue and gets balcked on a weekly basis
I doubt the movie writers even know that happens.

>>91013475
Nega. She's inexplicably more chill in spite of her power set.

>>91013475
>invincible little Mexican psychopath who is prone to temper tantrums and has unbreakable knife claws

I'll take the one that probably won't kill me, thanks.

>>91013475
I am in no condition to mentor anyone. I imagine most nay all of 4chan to be the same.

>>91013771
why does getting rammed by colossus sound so appealing to me

Negasonic because she's less likely to kill me for making a move on her.

>>91013771
After the dick punch scene, I could not stop thinking about the sheer weight of that smooth metal hard on pinning me to the mattress.
My body unable to do anything but submit to the firm, yet intimate, hammering

>>91016436

Because he's a pure husbando with a steel dick.

>>91016521
s-stop anon I can only get so erect.

>>91016525
i wonder if it would feel cool, almost cold, at first, or if it would be warm and smooth.

I feel like Nega doesn't really need a mentor. She's got a fine head on her shoulders, if not a little apathetic.

If I'm Laura's mentor, does that mean I'm Gambit?

>>91016561
>I came here to teach them
>But really, it was they who taught me
>About not giving a fuck

>>91013475
Sinéad

>>91013475
Negasonic. Gonna teach her to be a neoretro hippie

>>91016930
>rips up a picture of Kirby

>>91016521
I'll actually be surprised if it's not revealed that Colossus & Angel Dust are dating in the sequel.

>>91017595
Colossus was top tier husbando material in that movie.

>>91013553
Brianna Hildebrand is hot as fuck. Look at her without the black makeup.

I feel as if Negasonic would ultimately end up being more responsible and level-headed than me and become the typical eye-rolling, long-suffering hypercompetent sidekick.

I find that dynamic too endearing to pass up.