Civil War 2 abridged.

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>>91009885

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>>91009898

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>>91010220

>>91009885
Whats up OP good to see you.
Is this the page we got to so far?

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>>91010239

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>>91010276
>>91010245
Howdily doodily friendarino.

We finished issue 0. Today we can work on issue 1. Just story timing what we did so far.

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>>91010301

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>>91010379

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>>91010399
Now to continue where we left off.

I guess now would be a good time for me to explain the rules of the thread.

I will post a number with each post I make. Whoever scores the number or a dubs will determine what the text in the next panel says. This rule only applies to posts responding to me or those meant to reroll other ideas.

And now, issue 1.

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>>91010442
Rolling for a 2

>>91010328
>>91010353
>>91010379
>That edit
O god that's hilarious.

>>91010467
>I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

>>91010467
O MAN I'M IN CIVIL WAR II!
IN THE FUTURE!

>>91009898
If you're going to fill these bubbles with single sentences you may as well pick a better font.

>>91010467
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

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>>91010553
Okay, may you suggest one though? Because I'm shit at picking fonts.

>>91010544
ding ding ding

Next number is 4

>>91010467
>Why, AM I IN THE GODDAMN WOODS?!

>>91010656
FUTURE!

>>91010656
>BOB SAGET!
And add a neck brace

>>91010656
STUPID TREE!

>>91010656
I have little to no experience with fonts, I couldn't give you one. I just thought it didn't read well.

>>91010467
>I HAVE TO RUN AWAY
>IN THE FUTURE

>>91010467
>ROLLING AROUND
>AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

>>91010689
Reroll.

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>>91010724
Pretty good amigo

8

>>91010770
>LOVE ME GROOT
>PLS
>GIVE ME TENDIES

>>91010770
>I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
>WAIT
>I CAN'T STOP SAYING THAT!

>>91010770
>Someone is behind me
>They're gonna talk
>IN THE FUTURE!

>>91010770
>Ok calm down, you just emerged from a alien dick, breathed in gay frog gas, and you're still in Civil War 2, nothing else can go wrong

>>91010770
FUTURE
FUTURE
FUTURE

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>>91010844
Wuba luba dub dub

4

>>91010916
Oh, really?

>>91010921
Reroll.

>>91010916
En garde, fuckboy

>>91010916
This.

>>91010921
One last reroll.

>>91010950
Reroll.

>>91010921
reroll

>>91010921
Reroll.

>>91010916
There he is!

>>91010916
>UGH! What smells like dried cum and chicken tendies?

>>91011315
Roll

It's good to see you back, anon. I thought this game would never continue

>>91011315
Roll

>>91010921
Rollin

>>91010921
This is the people's choice, it seems.

>>91010950
reroll

>>91011990
It's not our choice, it's kek's choice.

>>91010950
FOR KEK

>>91009885
Cool, Didn't know there was another abridged other than Unxanny Re-wrights

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>>91012066
>>91010950
Congrats! Page complete!

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>>91012143

Congratulations! you are my subdit now!

>>91012143
>We're the shithumans
>I'm a fucking lizard
>Please give us money

>>91012212
roll

>>91012143
>Welcome to the X Men!
>She means Inhumans....
>Just ignore Beast, we all do

>>91012246
winrar

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>>91012212
Noice! Page complete.

Here's the real question.
Can we finish this before Illuminated is done posting his version?

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Rolling for a 2

>>91012376
Booze.....

>>91012376
>Fug

>>91012376
>Please, dad, no!

>>91012374
Probably not. I only do this when I'm free from my uni work.

>>91012376
>Fug >:DDD

>>91012376
>*Hic*

>>91012395
reroll

>>91012422
True, but here's something to think about, you both started at almost the same time and even now you are at almost the same point in the story.

>>91012465
reroll

>>91012467
Illuminated is the one, we are the many

>>91012376
>Black girls.
>I'm sorry, what was that?
>Black girls.
>I can you hear, Stark.
>Good. I love them.
>I'm not gonna--
>I'm not gonna sit idly by and watching you demean my sis'es from another misses.
>Stop trying to make that a thing, Miles.
>You don't know the half of it, man.
>If a girl so much as look into his direction? SIS FROM ANOTHER MISS.
>Guys! Shut up! My Handjob Hands maybe won't do to defeat the Frogma--
>I just like black girls.
>Don't we all.
>Nice behinds.
>Ever wondered what'd happen if a black girl wore Iron Man's armor? I'd buy the shit out of that book.

This really needs some work. Center the text, use proper punctuation, end your sentences with stops.

>>91012520
rerollan'

>>91012467
>>91012514
Wait, really? At what point is Illuminated at?

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>>91012514
That he is, but Odin's beard is he good.
Just look at today's page.

>>91012547
The one we are writing right now.

>>91012529
Sometimes the requests that get the roll are either too long for the speech bubbles are too short. I try to make due with the sizing of it.

As for punctuation, I put it in exactly the way it's suggested.

>>91012520
rerolling cause we could go a little faster. How about lending 2 numbers at the same time, OP?

>>91012618
rolling

>>91012395
How hard is it to get a 2?!

reroll.

>>91012702
you just did

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>>91012395
I mean, I managed to get dubs that were 2s, so I'd say not too hard.

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>>91012971
>Yo, white boi, why the fuck is yo mask down man.

>To express emotion

>Nigga, that's gay as fuck. You lucky I don't slap the shit out of yo punk ass

>Where's /Pol/ Machine when you need him?

>>91012971
>this is all your fault
>how *hic* so?
>you got drunk and opened a multidimensional rift to "get hookers"
>well it worked

>>91012971
>Iron Man quick put your mask back on!
>Gimme a sec...
>No you don't understand! The smoke in the air could be Frogman's gas!
>Frogman isn't real kid.

>>91012971
>Ayo hol up, hol up, where da fuq do you think you're going

>Help, I'm being mugged

>U backstabin' me, whiteboi? I thought we were the earth's mightiest heroes and shieeet

>I've made a huge mistake

>>91013079
This.

>>91013087
ReRoll.

>>91013113
reroll

>>91010125
>>91010102
Christ, I love it

>>91012971
>Booze? As in alcoholic beverages?
>Don't start.
>The drink you have to be 21 in the United States? That booze? But aren't you an alcoholic Iron Man? Shouldn't an alcoholic, y'know not have booze? Y'know THAT booze? That's what you meant right booze?
>Please stop for the love of God.

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>>91013125
>>91013113
>>91013087
That was an adventure... I don't trust the black Spider-Men

7

>>91013087
roll

>>91013171
>Hold me back, homie, hold me back
>Nevermind, Milone, I got this one
>Dad, please, what will my mom say if you go to prison again!

>>91013171
hol up why we fightin' wit this whiteboy #unwoke
Should we kill him on accident
I don't know let me call up Bendis

>>91013236
roll

>>91013171
>Bitch.
>You bout to make the biggest mistake of yo life if you don't shut your dicksucker up! Fuck man hol me back Sam i'm bout to kill dis fool!
>Miles please you go to private school and your favorite rapper is Drake. Fucking Drake kid you're embarrassing yourself.
>Yo yo yo the fuck? The fuck you say? Now you're shit talking Drake? You don't know shit bitch i'll kill you!
>Goddamn Sam I told you to hold me back hold me back white boy!

>>91010353
Holy shit, she turned into a demon!

I forget what happened to her after this, though.

Certainly Bendis didn't just ignore her completely, right?

Right?

>>91013279
reroll

>>91013271
roll

>>91013171
>Damn. This nevah wudda happened with my old crew of Ultimates. We hit the streets, not the other way around.
>Yo, Sam. Your fuccboi got any cheeseburgers left?
>You mean, assburgers, right? Haha! But no. Kamala cleaned him all out while she was rimming us both last night.
>Nova, you swore you'd keep your mouth shut about that. Tony, fire him!
>Richard, you're fired.
>It's Sam! SAM! I'm not some canary-colored zombie, you drunk prick!

>>91013291
He did. Completely

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>>91013337
Page complete.

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>>91013437
>You mean, assburgers, right? Haha! But no. Kamala cleaned him all out while she was rimming us both last night.

Did... did we really just do that?

>>91013453
>Man fuck Italy, and Japan!

>>91013171
>Wait. What happened to your mask, Tony? Oh, and, is it really solid gold?
>Dibs
>Fuck you! You can't call dibs until you find it!

>>91013453
Is that a diaper?

>>91013453
>What's the street value?

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>>91013531
Page complete.

>>91009885
>Coipel
More like /co/ipel

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>>91013595
>Let's show the Italians their rightful place

>Hell yeah, my nigga! First non bitchy shit you've said, white boi.

>KILL THE INFIDELS! ESTABLISH SHARIA LAW!

>Shut your mouth, whore.

>I hope it kills me...

>>91013595
>The Nintendo Switch Sucks DICK!
>But Breath of the Wild though. And all those fine scarlet fish honeys that want my Master Sword.
>Miles, stop pretending you have a Nintendo Switch. In fact, stop pretending you could afford one.
>Can we please stop using our real names in the field? What the point of these cool superhero aliases if we never use them?
>Shut up, Sam 2.

>>91013636
Roll

>>91009952
Bendis?

>>91013481
Illuminated is gonna sue us >>91013636 roll

>>91013692
I'd like to see them try to sue 20 people who no one knows the identity of.


Double roll.

All future suggestions featuring Tony speaking must be written in drunken slurs.

>>91013715
let it be so

>>91013595
>ME WEE MEN
>yo stark that aint yo garden gnome
>gonna eat dat shroom
>gonna get blazed
>not if I eat it first
>biatch

>>91013595
>UNLOCK POWER INHIBITOR
>AW SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT HE GON USE DAT LEVEL 3
>I swear to fuck
>You goddamn FGC thugs
>Hey guys, you think I'll be in the MCU one day?
>kid you're a poor man's Richie
[boom]
>that better not be
>who I think it is
>IRON
>AVENGER
>ZAP

>>91013636
roll

>>91013781
rerolling for this, also forgot the last two windows on the bottom
>god dammit
>put the big dildo back in your cunt

>>91013781
>>91013813
We only do one panel at a time

>>91013783
why are we getting so many 3s. Roll

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>>91013783
>>91013636
I like suicidal Captain Falcon.

6

>>91013865
>I know! I'll accuse it of racism!
>Mugga, please. It wouldn't care. This Shroomskin's an even bigger minority than you. It's got carte blanche to rape and terrorize according to CNN
>Luckily, I've got an ace up my sleeve. She's liberal. She's modestly dressed. She stole her ex-boyfriend's penis metaphor. She's cancer incarnate.

>>91013843
alright, sorry.
>>91013865
SHEEEEEEEEEIT
ANUTHA ONE?

>>91013865
>That thing is like 8 kilofeets high, boss. How we gonna ice it?

>I could have killed it with my toad seeking missiles but some faggot kid mugged me. But I have another idea

>We're going to give it cancer

>>91013960
im on a roll

>>91010239
What does the screen in the last panel say? I can't make out anything besides "Carolfags."

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>>91014006
>>91013960
Page fin.

>>91014031
>You think the frogs are your allies?

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>>91014143
>Fucking Hawkeye

>>91014143
We're all fucked...

>>91014143
>Half of these guys can't fly

>>91014143
>Why does Jen get the jetpack?

>>91014232
roll

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>>91014266
Page fin

>>91014143
Hail Hydra!

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>>91014304
>Tony, I've been thinking
>Yeah?
>Maybe the frogs aren't that bad
>Carol *hic* stop saying retarded shit *hic* you dyke. Frogs are the bane of western civilization

>>91014367
roll

>>91014304
>Fuck Jack Kirby!
>Why the Kirby hate?
>He was a goddamn Nazi!
>Says the dykehaired mega fascist. You're practically Hitler's ideal waifu!

>>91014367
rollin

>>91014367
roll

>>91014367
I will roll and roll again for this

>>91014414
roll

>>91014414
rolliruni

>>91014541
roll

>>91014304
>Damn Frogs!
>(hic) say what?
>Look at all these weird costumes! The frogs turned 'em into bondage freaks!
>I thought you Nazis got a kick out of bondage... Well, whatever, if the frogs are behind this their days are numbered.

>>91014367
rollercoaster

>>91014414
Reroll, but replace that last sentence with "You're an Eva Braun that flies!"

>>91014367
Christ, rebualubaroll

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>>91014367
Page fin.

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>>91014910
>Kcah a si noraa nosaj!
>Oh come now, Steven. Southern Bastards is only mostly awful.

>>91010220
>Wait, he's black?
This is too good

>>91014910
>Ravioli, ravioli...
>Tremble before the power of concentrated autism!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91014910
>alakazam!
>Wait a minute
>didn't you lose all your magic half an arc ago?

>>91014910
>Quick! Satan! Do Something!
>SON of Satan. I'm the SON of SATAN!

>>91015402
rolling

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>>91015671
>>91015402
2

>>91015754
>Yes, but that was before my movie came out!

>Err... NO MORE TOADS!!

>>91015754
>No nipples?! My god. IT HAS NO WEAKNESSES!
>Reminds me of my honeymoon...

>>91015754
Watson, save me!
Wrong franchise, Khan.

>>91015754
>I got better.
>I hate retcons

>>91015754
>I think this thing just crapped itself
>Smells like rancid truffles.

Nice to se this is still going. Let's keep this thread up until OP returns.

>>91015754
>Wanda! Flash him your tits as a distraction!
>Pass.

>>91015798
roll

>>91015798
rollercoaster

>>91015798
roll

>>91015754
>Look away, mother I'm going to try to suck its dick.
>OMG! Did you just assume its gender?

>>91019348
Rolling

>>91015798
rolling in the deeeeeeep

>>91015798
rollin

>>91015798
Reroll

>>91021382
hooray

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>>91015798
>>91021382
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>>91023917
>Nice try Wanda, but that alone won't do it
>So do you think Illuminated or Muh Phoenix is better?
>This isn't the time for reminding people of better parodies. And you muties wonder why no one else is trying to save you.

>>91023917
Strange: By the power of backwards words.
Magik: Fire ball!
Strange: !ereh attuo kcuf eht teG

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>>91024218
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>>91024347
>Hey isn't that the guy who played Sherlock?

>Benardyl-
>Bendysnacks-
>Bendthatdick-

>>91024347
>are they gonna pull off a deus ex machina?
>On a celestial?
>How high are you no--
>what?
>XE SUED

>>91024347
>*hic* you know, I was Sherlock once, too
>Focus on the target!
>thgir saw rrog

>>91024347
>what's taking *hic* them so long?
>they use magic,
>so they just like being dicks
>just get it over with!

>>91024512
Roooolling

>>91024512
ROOLING

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>>91024526
2

>>91024590
Elementary

>>91024590
Nigger.

>>91024590
Fuck off Danvers

>>91024590
Sequel confirmed

>>91024590
Why do I look like Thunderbolt Ross lmao

>>91024590
Non-magical plebs.

>>91024347
Ignore the normies, keep posing.

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>>91024777
Nice trips m8.

End of page.

>>91024590
Expelliarmus!

>>91024590
Doramamu I've come to bargain

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>>91024919
WE

>>91024919
>I helped.
>Wow! You did it, Spider-Man! You saved everyone!
>Yup. It was all me.

>>91024919
WORLD STAR NIGGA!

>>91024919
>BLUNTS!
>It's okay, Spider-Man. I'll protect you!
>HOLD ME!!!

>>91024919
>Shiieeeet
>I got some in my mouth
>Save me deadpool
>Quick, grab a human shield

>>91024919
>he ded
>SPIDERMAN GET BEHIND ME
>EEK!

>>91024919
>aw shit, the copa!
>Help, Im being kidnapped by spiderman!
>Shut up, you runt

>>91024919
>Shiet
>Spidey no, that's where my uncle touches me!
>Shhh

>>91025174
Roll

>>91025120
Roll

>>91025174
Roll again

>>91025174
Roooll

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>>91025299
Page fin.

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>>91025420
Beer time?
Shut up Tony.

>>91025420
>Uh
>Oh
>I know we basically did nothing, but I'm tired as fuck
>My feet hurt
>Go magic team
>wooooo

>>91025589
winwinwin

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>>91025589
0

>>91025641
>Carol's right / we're all a little beered out
>Ugh... my head
>Seriously... / ow.

>>91025641
>Hellstrom's dead. So I guess we've killed the Anti-Christ
>Heh. Bonus.
>Suck it, Satan. BOOSH!

>>91010656
Comic Sans, of course.
Gotta work on your word placement too; its a speech bubble, not a school paper.

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>>91025660
5

>>91025740
>You're Welcome
>Quite. You're Welcome.
>What?! You two hairy cunts didn't do jack shi-!
>NOVA! Language! You're an Avenger now.
>But I said cunt...

>>91025740
>Too bad the Italians didn't kill this mutie

>Sorry, ma'am, I should check my privilege

>I think Spidey ate that small child

>Hail Hydra

>What?

>>91025740
>The shithumans have arrived
>Buy our book!
>Silence, you traitor!
>Hydra? Who said anything about Hydra?
>Huh?

>>91025793
Roll

>>91025782
Roll

>>91025793
Roll.

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>>91025899
>>91025793
9

>>91025938
>You know what? Sure.
>Huh?
>These guys suck ... let's get that beer.
>And a fuck?

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>>91025959
But her pussy is for /pol/ machine! The plot thickens.

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>>91026042
>Okay, I'm back from my wank since short hair over here wouldn't gimme a fuck. Now I have an announcement!

>>91026090
rolling

>>91026042
Ladies and gentlemen and Miles! I've got an announcement

>>91026042
>Who still loves being a building? I doooo!
>Now that *hic*
>We're all *hic* here, I'd like to thank the academy and all my *hic* friends for finally killing that faggot Toad
>And the Shithumans are here too, I guess.

>>91026158
roll

>>91026158
Roll

That talking building will be my legacy

>>91026158
Roll, talking building is my favorite character

>>91026158
rolling

>>91026158
Roll

>>91026158
Reroll

>>91026158
Roll for talking building

>>91026158
Rolling again

If dubs then I demand a Talking Stark Tower variant when this is all said and done

>>91026333
>spoiler
oh fuck it was trips. Every issue is getting a stark tower variant

>>91026359
Maybe we could have a romantic subplot between the talking Stark Tower and the triskelion

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>>91026333
Whelp, better deliver during next issue.

3

>TFW you will never protect talking building's smile.

>>91026464
>Fags
>Thanks

>>91026464
>How did you get past security anyway?
>boob flash

>>91026464
>Who are these guys again?
>Buy our book!

>>91026522
DUBS CONFIRM

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>>91026522
2

>>91026678
>But hey, for a bunch of fags, at least you Shithumans have nice racks!
>I'll drink to that, Tony! (Remember when I used to have great big Frank Cho titties?)

>>91026694
r o l l f o r b o o b s

>>91026678
>Another announcement *hic*. My name is Tony Stark. I am Iron man.
>We're leaving the avengers! Call us the amazing alcoholics!

>>91026694
rolling

but add some hics

>>91026694
rolling to the sky

>>91026694
>>91026756
^this one

>>91026694
>>91026717
>>91026756
>>91026772
>>91026782
I remember your cho tits, Carol

>>91026678
>Remember you're all paying for your drinks! And if anyone needs the bathroom, know that I left an upper decker in every toilet in the building.
>Hey Tony, you wouldn't happen to have any frogs on you, would you?

>>91009977
>hey its don cheadle
I don't know why this got me that hard, but it did

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>>91026772
>>91026694
Noice 4

>>91026956
>H-Hey man!

>Tony we need to talk

>W-What *hic* what of, friendo!

>How dare you

>How dare you let niggers join the Avengers

>>91026956
>sup nig?
>...excuse me?
>Look, James. I pay your bills, the same way my great grandfather paid for your great grandfather at an auction. I'm going to use that word if I want to.
>Um...
>yeah, I guess that's fair.

>>91026956
>You'd drink to anything. Slut.
>Rev up those gas chambers
>Rhodey!
>Anthony. We need to talk.

>>91026987
roll

>Anyway ... what'd you wanna talk about, my nigga?
>It's about the Frogs. I've been doing some research into where they came from. We think we've traced them to a nearby lake, but... ummm...
>But what?
>Ohhhhh, right. Black people can't swim.

>>91027052
Oh shit, I got ahead of myself. this was for the next panel. Consider it my roll

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>>91026988
N-Nani?

I thought we already established that /pol/ machine didn't know he was black.

REEEEE continuity!!!!

8 BTW

>>91027142
Looks like he found out over the past day. NO PRIZE! CONTINUITY IS FIXED!

Rolling for >>91027052 because I blew my load early

>>91027166
Is that a winner? It's dubs.

>>91027142
Not a roll, buds got it, but Rhodey should cannonically try and deny his 12% mulatto heritage or something. Like uncle Ruckus - "Yes, my great, great grandfather was a darkie, but I've been educated and I do not listen to rap!"

>>91027216
Sounds like we've got a character arc planned! Gonna roll on some of that for the next panel.

>>91027216
HeS got reverse vitiligo

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>>91027166
6

>>91027261

>That's true, but I don't know why I have to keep telling you Tony ... I'm not actually black
>Yeah whatever you say, bud--
>Oh sup, beast. Hi five, my nig!
>Anyway, what were you saying about those fish?
>Frogs.

>>91027261
>Maybe that's how we'll win the race war! Lure the niggers into the watter!

>Uhhh, I- Ehm okay...

>But you do realize that, we'll

>That you're a nigger too.

>Please Tony, it's reverse vitiligo

>>91027298
Rolling for this

If dubs then >>91027309

>>91027298
ayyyyy

>>91027309
roll

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>>91027376
>>91027309
9

>>91027509
>About the frogs-
>Shut up, Carol. We're looking at that /pol/ machine ass
>Think he's got a nice BBC to go with it?
>He's not--
>We know we know "reverse vitiligo." Still, don't pretend you don't want to know
>You know jess, something tells me she already does. Now go away. / Maybe Shulkie cares about the frogs.

>>91013481
Someone should really repost all of Illuminatied Secret wars

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>>91027599
Damn, nice 9 dubs

0

>>91027746
>Hey guys it's me She-Hulk
>We know, you had a whole thing at the beginning.
>Did you get my report about the frogs? Gay frogs are congregating in prisons everywhere.
>I know. At this rate, at least one of us here are already gay.
>I hope it's She-Thor. She's cute.

>>91027746
>Mein Furher?
>Jen! You're not a frog, right?
>I'm -- no. No! Never! And I'll never tell you how we-
>See! Skin tone doesn't mean anything.
>(wheew, too close)

>>91027746
>Carol, Ive got intel on the frog crisis
>Go ahead
>SHIELD is planning a massive attack on them soon
>But...
> The frogs are too atractivo to be destroyed, I know

>>91028130
winrar

>>91027746
>Hey Carol
>Oh hey Missile tits
>Were planning another frog at... wait what did call me
>Missile tits, you'll get it later
>Whatever space dyke

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>>91028130
9

>>91028299
>We need something to subtly defend the frogs
>A weapon?
>A McGuffin that would allow us to see The future
>Where could we possibly get that?
>Bendis will think of something
>I want to fuck She Thor
>Not if I beat you to it

>>91028299
>We need to even the playing ground. Destroy sexiness with sexiness.
>For a start, you can grow your hair out...
>Not me! Rhodey!
>You - you wanna use Rhodey?
>BBC ain't no crime
>But-but he's not even black! And think of the risks! What if he can't take the frogs?
>There's nothing Big Bleached Cock can't take! It will work!

>>91028570
Roll

>>91028570
Roll

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>>91028788
>>91028570
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>>91028981
>oh look, it's the x-men
>oh look,it's Captain Mar-Vell
>You damn red jungle hair. Why are you still here anyway?
>Ah Carol *hic* Just in time.
I guess we *hic* can start the intervention then.

>>91028981
>Hey, Medusa, you wanna get in on this Thorgy?
>Hello! Are you here to buy my book?
>Ha! What's in it for me? You got a MacGuffin or something?
>Hey, Steve, who are (hic) these guys again? They don't look like my usual prostitutes, and Rhodey won't be able to contain his urges for much longer.

>>91029197
Roll roll roll

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>>91029266
>>91029197
6

>>91029401
>Follow me
>Im just lucky to be here
>While wandering The forest for potential customers, we found this...Autismus, The future seer!

>>91029401
>Variant cover goes for $5.99

>>91029401
>Our book signing is in the kitchen. We have chicken tendies.

>>91029485
Roll

>>91029485
Rolling for the "Autismus" section, but I wanna have Spider-man say
>Why am I even here? If anything, that hip, young voice of a generation, Miles Morales, the Spectacular Spider-Man, should be here.

>>91029485
Roller

>>91029744
Thats fair, man of dubs

>>91029744
Hey guys, OP here. I got banned for 6 minuets....soooo yeah

>>91029935
kek what'd you do?

>>91029935
What happened?

>>91030071
>>91030087
Posted smutt fics on the big girls thread.

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>>91029744
>>91029485
Page fin.

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>>91030174
>And if you but our book
>We'll let you use him as a sex slave.

>I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
>Medusa will talk directly to me. IN THE FUTURE!

>>91030174
>As you can see
>Autismus the Future Seer is the savior we have all been waiting for (ignore his erection).
>I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE!
>ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS!!

>>91030174
>We found him making Sonic OCs in the forest.
>He was making his way to the nearest Toys R Us and surviving on nothing but ants and lichen.
>I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
>SONICHU IS REAL

>>91030174
>Variant covers go for $5.99. Autismus, stay for the signing and there'll be tendies afterwards.
>P-Please, I just wanna go home. Why can't I leave?