Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

>>91007016
I beat the shit out my school bully with a ruler and punched my abusive father in the face and made him cry

>>91007070
Translation: I dropped my ruler in front of a bully and got my ass kicked. My father was there to cheer me up when I got home, but was secretly disappointed in me.

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>>91007016

>>91008249
nah, i fuck him up real bad with the ruler until it broke, and it got worse when i started stabbing him with the broken end of the ruler, and i'm a pretty terrible son, but he deserved it for beating me with a coat hanger and belt for so many years including my mother.

>>91007016
I fap'd to everything in /d/.

I parry Lynel AOE's, shoot them in the face and while they're stunned I take selfies with them.

>>91008773
Easy there, Sheik.

>>91009303
i wish i was a zelda character

I said videogame titles often use wordplay in /v/ once. Somebody told me to name 200. So I did.

>>91008773
Translation: His buddies joined in and took turns beating my ass until a teacher broke them up. They were given detention and I was sent to the nurse. My crush saw the whole thing and thought nothing of it.

My mother and father fought sometimes but were otherwise a happy couple.

I watched all of Wakfu
without fapping to any of the characters

>>91008773
>he deserved it for beating me with a coat hanger and belt for so many years including my mother.
He used your mother to beat you? Like, picked her up and wailed on you?

Not gonna lie, that's pretty metal.

He can come in.

>>91007016
I crashed a plane.
With no survivors.

>>91010847
>>91011000
and then i cried in my sleep

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>>91007016

Well I could probably fuck up fish guy here.

>>91007016
Tough enough to left all 300 pounds of my cock.... without any milk.

>>91012556
>>91012556
*milg

my bad

>>91011000
Trips of truth. >>91008773 's dad is hard core he deserves to be here

>>91012615
he can't walk right now and is going through a really bad eye infection

>>91007016
I just vomited bad fried rice up for 10 min straight and didn't cry.

>>91007016
tough as nail

>>91007016
"I beat a Halo game on legendary with all the skulls on."
>Which game?
"The master chief collection."

I get in the shower and then turn the water on

>>91007016
I just sucked your dick without a condom
And swallowed

>>91008249
>>91010847
I feel as though you were trying to tell us something with this.

>>91007016
I eat salad with a spoon.

>>91017336
I raped a girl.

>>91007016
I eat bagel bites, while they're still frozen

I visit /co/ unironically...without the SPOILER TAGS.

>>91017336

I eat spoons with a salad.

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>>91007016
I called her fat and survived. Barely.

>>91007016
I stepped on a Lego yesterday. I only cried in pain for 30 minutes.

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>>91007016
I finished Cerebus

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>>91007016
I've read every issue of Sonichu and only became a little bit more autistic

I'm so tough my mum irons my shirts.


WHILE I'M WEARING THEM.

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>>91007016
I sleep for 16 hours and only sleep every two days

>>91007016
You think you are though? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TOUGH! I SHAVE MY BALLS WITH WATER AND STRAIGHT RAZOR, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?

>>91007016
Whenever I drink tea, I swallow the tea bag first and then drink the hot water straight from the kettle.

>>91007016
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?

I'm extremely emotionally sensitive and deal with it every single day.

With the support of my family.

>>91008773
LOL fucking faggot

>>91011000
>tfw beating a motherfucker with his mother

>>91007016
had a knife pulled on me three seperate times and never once pissed myself or begged for my life

>>91007016
I killed all the voices in my head.

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>>91024612
Not all of them
Not yet

I once had a golf tee stuck in the bottom of my foot and only cried for 20 minutes

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I read all of the injustice run.

And I never got mad

>>91025343
I read Avenger's Arena.

And I only got mad twice.

>>91024808
Wait a week and that voice will also be gone.

>>91024808
why are you posting pics of Garbage?

>>91021411
did that ruler end up somewhere uncomfortable? like a warm, moist area in your body?

>>91027039
it was pretty big ruler, like big enough to be a sword

>>91027319
how much mana did it take to use? what lvl?

>>91007016
I watched "Onion Gang" three times

>>91007016
I'm so tough I sat through multiple "Girls" storytimes and even a female superhero story by the same authors

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old meme

>>91011000
Shit, lifting her is enough to be hardcore. I heard his momma was so fat that she caught a flesh-eating virus and the doctor gave her 20 years to live.

>>91027877
level 13 with ruler of rage, no mana required

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i eat steak burnt to a crisp well done with ketchup