HONEY YOU MEAN HUNKULES

Hottest Muse.

>>91006990
yuck man she is too thick

>>91007156
low test beta detected

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>>91006920
You are wrong

>>91006920
If I meant hunkules, I would have said that, dumbass

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>>91006920
Least thing you could've done was post the gif.

WHO PUT THE GLAD IN GLADIATOR???

Which one of the muses do you think would give the best blowjobs?

>>91006920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuzBpuiXnu4

>>91007281
MAH FUKKEN NIGGA

If he was an Oreo, he would be Dunkules

>>91008464
If he was a Finn he'd be Drunkules

>>91008065
Even with the retarded repeat parts, this is some seriously good poop.

>>91007156
>too thick

Low. TEST.

>>91008597

HONEY YOU MEAN

HUNK

ULES

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>>91007281

>>91007156
No such thing as too thick.

>>91007965
HER-CUE-LEE'S

>>91007965
>Gladiators
>in pre-Roman ancient Greece


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91010516
That's not even the tip of the iceberg of ridiculous historical/mythological inaccuracies in Disney's Hercules.

>>91008037
Fat girls always give the best blowjobs if you close your eyes.

>>91008464
If he worked at Dunkin Donuts, he would be Dunkin Donkules

>>91010650
>story about Hercules
>hera is his mother
This is where I knew they fucked up

Really wish the fatass of the group didn't get so much screentime.

>>91011949
Due to Arnold's stint as Hercules, the name Hercules was better suited to getting people marginally interested. They also knew more people knew about Zeus than Jupiter, so they went with Greek pantheon but Hercules.

>>91008464
>>91008597

If he was a Roman he'd be... Oh, wait.

>>91008065

kek

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>>91008065
The mighty Kirkules!

>>91012227

Didnt catch that. Thanks anon.

>>91010516

It was a movie about Hercules, Anon, not Heracles.

>>91008464
>>91008597
If he was Black he'd be Funkules

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>>91011844
>if you close your eyes.

>>91006920
I wanna be her Hunkules

>>91012242
I wanna say the tv show lampshaded this with Herc complaining about "getting a bunch of mail addressed to this Heracles guy"

>>91006920
>HOO I'D LIKE TA RIDE HIS BIG GOD DICK AND HAVE HIM FLOOD MY WOMB WITH CU- Our story begins...

How'd they get away with this?

>>91012453
Lol how did Raimi get away with this amiright guys? XD

>>91012353
If he were an angry musician in the late 1970s, he'd be Punkules.

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Why were these supposed greek goddesses become shitty niggresses from the southern Georgia?

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>>91007281
Fucking excellent taste my man

>>91008597
If I came in his face, he'd be Spunkules

>>91012611
It's not like the rest of the movie was based heavily on realism. They were like that because the someone decided it was more entertaining.

>>91012611
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-figure_pottery

Get educated, fool.

>>91008603
>this is some seriously good poop

>>91008603
That's...certainly a way of putting it.

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>>91007156
>too thick

My sister was so pissed off when she found out the fat one was Thalia, since her name was Thalia.

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>>91007281
>>91009332
>>91012683
Plebs, the lot of you

best muse comin through

>not fucking all the muses at once
only correct answer

>>91013543
Melpomene is best girl.

>>91013543
Hell yeah!

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>>91013543
>>91013675
>>91013696
My brothers from various mothers.

The middle height girl. Great, full, loose, long hair that's both poofy and just a little curly. Single shoulder strap. Best voice of the bunch. Best rack.

Clearly the superior muse.

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>>91013744
dubs confirms

K I N O
I
N
O

I went to a gospel performance once. I expected it to be like this. It was not like this.

>>91007231
>>91008631
>>91013459
>>91010042

There's a difference between thicc and being fucking obese.

>>91015013
There's two types of people who don't understand this. Sticklovers and chubbychasers. Both are vile human beings, but the latter is especially vexing because they ruin search results with their filth.

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She was always my favorite of the group

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>>91015013
No, there's only thicc and then EXTRA THICC

>>91006920

Terpsichore > Calliope > Melpomene > Thalia > Clio

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>>91008065
>There was a NAS wherever you stepped

Fucking keked

WHO YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING
HE'S THE EARTH AND HEAVEN TO YOU
TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN
HONEY WE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU

>>91015935

OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>91016017
GIRL YOU CAN'T CONCEAL IT
WE KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING
WHO YOU THINKING OF?

>>91016028

NO CHANCE, NO WAY

I WONT SAY TRAPS ARENT GAY

>>91016134
kek

>>91006920
No, she meant Heracles.

>>91016232

HONEY YOU MEANT "HERC" ULES

>>91015703
She definitely represents the best genre.

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>>91006920

Here's a gift from /v/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mrm9fQLNO0

>>91015175
Truth.

>>91012082
>public is uncultured
>better keep spreading misinformation rather than educate them
The american dream at his finest.

I fucking loved that movie despite that bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g__9ighLvRw

HEY HEY HEY

>>91007965
can i put the glad in her instead

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HONEY YOU MEAN HUNKULES

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He's got a sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS0P8Hn01F8#t=237.477415

>>91012611
Imagine if the movie was released nowadays,we'll never heard the end of it and the whole of 4Chan would have loose their bowels whinning about "LE SJW AGENDA".Tough luck,it was released in 1997 and no one gave a shit if the muses were black

>>91012611
Gospel, Anon.

Do you get the joke, or are you too autistic?

>>91013543
this famalam senpai

>>91006920
>>91007281
>>91013543
>>91015703
I love all four of them. Each is perfect in their own way.

The fifth one is trash though.

>>91016134
HE HAS A DICK

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT OKAY

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Post actual best μ's.

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>>91019975
Yeah, she does have the worst hair.

IT WAS A NASTY PLACE

>>91007930
>>91016688
BAWDY LANGUAGE

>>91010516
this made me laugh more than it should have.

>REEEEEEEEE

>>91023065
Truly. What is going on with her hair?
What is with the horns, tuft of hair in the center, and a pony tail? What is going on?

>>91012611
They're a goddamn ladybird/gospel choir, you mong.

>>91006920

matronly round women with huge racks are patrician tier. you can just melt into them.

>>91027712
I've always wanted to know what being with one feels like.

>>91027712
They're too much like my mom.

Meg was better than all of the muses. Her voice gave me fucking hardons with every line.

Every. Line.

>>91028000

Too much like your mom? what are you, gay?

>>91023998
THAT'S THE GAGA TRUUUUU