Post funny capeshit interactions

>>90997329
>That Spider-Man

You first.

>>90997329
Ok, you start.

>>90997329
Well, do you Jess? Do you?! Is that kid going to be a bastard because you want to be a single mom, you stupid bitch?!

>>90997726
Carol's the dad, anon.

>>90997819
Women can't be dads, they make a terrible job at it.

>>90997842
Well, she can't do worse than Jess's parents.

>>90997329
I never followed this. Who was the dad?

>>90997897
Miles Morales

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>>90998001
That kid is going to grow up messed up. Gays make terrible parents.

>>90998001
That's a really fat baby.

>>90998033
Well, he is american. Wouldn't be surprised if her tit milk is cream cheese.

>>90997386
I am fucking calling it, this will be the "Carol was raped by her own baby" of this generation. Some guy will make it so Jean mind controlled him to be gay so she could have a gay best friend.

>>90997726
I dunno the superhero populace ain't the best place to find fathers in the MU. I'd say just keep him around good father figures like Spidey and Cap. He can have a lot of great uncles.

>>90998001
Wow this is actually a fun page to read. Is the comic shit or is it "/co/ shit"?

>>90998226
Rodriguez carried the fuck out of Hopeless for the better part of two volumes. Fish isn't bad either.

But it's still Hopeless.

>>90997897
A random sperm donor. And she impregnated herself just because.
You see, having a baby is something you do when you have nothing better to do to past the time.

>>90998861
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I am sooo fucking glad I never pay for comics. The rest of you are idiots though.

>>90998861
If this is true, then I have lost ALL respect for american women.

>>90998226
>Wow this is actually a fun page to read.

>Two lesbians sitting on a coach next to their baby
>Discussing the dangers of being a hero when you have dependents

WOWEE, this is so much fun, this is exactly what I always wanted superhero comics to be!

>>90998963
It happen at the same time hopeless wife was pregnant.