What would dating Winnie be like?

>>90994985
Itchy.

>>90994985
Comfy.

>>90994985
I don't know. I don't know what dating a real girl would be like let alone a fictional monster one.

>>90995415
Dating a real girl before you're an adult is easy as fuck. After you've hit the 20s? Good fucking luck.

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>>90995457
Well fuck me, then.

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>>90995457
It really wasn't.
Second part is spot on though but that makes sense.

>>90994985
Someone post that story where she and anon fix a car and fuck outdoors.

>>90995457
Just end my life senpai

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>>90995457
Well that explains a few things.

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>>90995213
This.

>>90995457
hasn't been that hard for me

>>90996064
Chad pls

>>90994985
Ruff.
Everybody go home now, that's what you were expecting?

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>>90995457
>26 years old
>never experienced anything romantic in any sense, even hugging
>at this rate, never will
>much like the kid that learns Santa isn't real at a young age, I already know that no sorcerous powers await me when I hit 30

I wish I had bad enough autism to not let me be aware of my failures as a human, rather than just enough to make me a monster that is aware of his fate.

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>>90995457
thanks, i needed to feel suicidal today.

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>>90995457

A-at least my waifu will always be there for me...

Ruff.

>>90996969
Boco c'mon people are already getting suicidal here, horrible puns are the last thing these poor bastards need.

>>90995457
You underestimate how unattractive some people are as teenagers

Going by Winniequest it's like playing advisor to a politician and trainer for a UFC pro.

I hope it comes back soon. I want to see Winnie fight a Kitsune.

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>>90994985
Nice but expensive.

>>90994985
Like dating your dog except higher maintenance.

>>90994985
This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQpk01M5ls

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>>90997221
Please tell me you don't fuck your dog, or at least not on an everyday basis.

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>>90995457
saving this as future bait

>>90996372
I'm in a similar situation.
Don't give up hope man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_LUSe1s7y4

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I'd say dating her would be like a mix of having and girlfriend and a dog.

Imagine life if she moves in with you.
>She wakes you up like 3 hours before your alarm was set for no reason other than she wants you to be awake now.
>When you're getting ready to go to work, she desperately attempts to block the door so you can't leave.
>You will probably hear her sadly howling as you get to the car.
>When you get home, be ready for her to tackle to the ground and slobber all over your face, followed by her casually getting up and asking "When's dinner?" as if nothing happened.
>After all that, don't relax just yet, at least not until you've cleaned up all the fur she left around the house from stress shedding.
>Be sure to install an air conditioner in your bedroom! Sleeping with her may be nice during the winter, but you'll regret it during the summer.
>If your date ever involves walking in the park, be sure to avert her attention from any other animals. Perhaps put her on a leash, you may get weird looks for it but it'll be worth it in the long run.
>You won't have to worry about picking a restaurant at least, because she'll eat just about anything that looks edible to her. But you may also get kicked out of some restaurants, because she'll eat just about ANYTHING that looks edible to her.
>Be very alert about when she's in heat, and cancel any plans to go out on those days if any. It's best not to risk the embarrassment of your girlfriend grinding up against your leg in public.
>Also, you're going to want to take proper safety measures for when she's in heat. If not, you may never have a functioning pelvis again.
>She canonically doesn't wear pants or underwear. This has nothing to do with her acting like a dog, it's just a fair warning that you may not want to take her out on windy days.

If you're willing to deal with all of this, you'll have a loyal and loving girlfriend who will probably rip you to shreds if you break up with her. Enjoy!

>>90994985
I imagine things would get pretty hairy.

>>90994985
Hairy and kinky

>>90994985

like you're trapped in some hellish groundhog day from the 1990s where nobody ever grows up and people constantly draw aged up porn of you and the other children

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>>90995457
Did... Did you just describe my life, anon?

>>90997551
How does no one grow up yet they're aged up?

>>90995457

I never dated a girl until I was 24. It happens. We dated 3 years, mutually broke up from one another when I had to move from a job. We are still on good terms and still in touch. And I found another girlfriend about 6 months agter moving.

Shit happens guys, you just have to put forth the effort.

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>>90995457
>tfw 22 year old hugless virgin
Just end it

>>90995457
Lmao @ these fucks who act like this isn't true.

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>>90997413
Perhaps this year will finally be the one where Anon and Winnie try for a baby.
Or at least have an unplanned pregnancy.

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>>90995457
nah I'm good
I've accepted my fate

>>90994985
Well there'd be a lot of fur on the bed in the morning.

>>90997762
Being a virgin isn't even close to be the worst part.
The lack of any kind of physical contact with people is slowly killing me.

>>90997688
I know that, I just want to get some schooling done and have a nice job before I start dating, gotta take the lady out from time to time.

>>90997834
A wolf/human hybrid. I wonder who the child would be more like?

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>>90997934
This

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>>90995457
>implying there aren't awkward girls who aren't as romantically experienced in their 20's
>implying that, with a dash of confidence and a little adjustment of taste, finding a kinda qt hygienic girl who's into the same weird fetish shit you are is impossible
>implying you can't settle with trash girls for a little while and enjoy the ride

>>90995457
Nah if you feel like dating a women that already has a kid and is divorced. Fuck that in my opinion though

>>90998050

Sure, there is not a rush. I didn't really start until I was 24 due to me being pretry mentally unstable for a very long time. 24 is when I started to get things worked out a bit more. The point is, that's it is very possible.

The hard part is you need to go out and meet people. Show genuine interest in other people. And try for a long period of time. Then when you get into a relationship it is also a huge amount of work. But it happens.

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>>90998076
This is possibly what they'd look like.

>>90994985
Hope you like daily vacuuming and attempting to spend hours brushing all the shedding fur out of a woman who fights you with every stroke of the brush.

>>90998155
Winnie fighting back as you try to brush her sounds adorable as fuck tho.

>>90998118
Alright dad, when did you start posting on /co/?

>>90998145
I would love him as me own.

>>90998213
It's all fun and game until she accidentally claws you,

>>90998101
Be careful with trashy girls, some seem harmless but act like flytraps.
I nearly ended up with one but got my shit together before going too far.
Now one of my friends is in couple with her and holy shit i'm glad i passed. He's quite spineless so i guess he'll manage but holy shit that girl is obnoxious.

I still feel empty inside tho.

>>90998155
>>90998213
>>90998332
Just imagine trying to bathe her. You won't be able to live with the scent of raw meat a shit forever.

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>it's an /r9k/ episode

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>>90994985
Fruitful

>>90994985
So the mods deleted your spooky girl thread and you decided to try again?

>>90998388
Source?

>>90998277

I came over from SA back in '03 or '04. Been posting on co specifically since '08 or so. So, yes, I am old. About 28 now.

>>90998476
google

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>>90997413
>mfw winnie eats a pile of shit, licks her asshole and kisses me on the mouth

>>90998388
Why is she fat

>>90998654
Why don't you ask yourself Mr. "Condoms feel weird"?

>>90998654
The artist has a style that places fetish>anatomy. It's very common.

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>>90998654
>>90998701
probably wouldn't even be exaggerated proportions, really

>>90998388

Anyone got source on the artist?

>>90995457
>Dating under 20.
Fucking overrated. Girls have tons of baggage that you have to deal with and you will eventually break up anyway.

>>90995551
Someone please?

>>90995457
I managed to get an 18 year old cutie pie to date me shortly after I turned 24.

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>>90999000
http://pastebin.com/3QT0bzjS

>>90999043
Thanks anon

>>90998891
is not so much the age as personality types. true you find far more immature, dumb bitches hung up on trying to say "fuck you" to their parents in the under 20 crowd but I've met some 18-20 year olds who have their shit together and are pretty awesome. there's just a lot less of them in that group
but finding the girl that annoys you the least is the trick in any age group

>>90994985
Probably a lot of time running from the government and various special interests who want to use her strange physiology to further the scope of scientific knowledge and genetic research.

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>>90995457
shit, i turn fucking 30 this year.
been single for nearly 9 years now. after my ex-girlfriend broke up with me
did look around and try to find new love. no luck over the years...now for the past 2 years i don't even care anymore...hell i don't even feel anything anymore

>>90995457
Is not that hard either.

Finding a girl who will agree to date you is the easiest shit in the world. I have to imagine that anyone who complains about how difficult it is hasn't actually put in any serious effort out of fear of rejection.

The hard part is finding a girl who is both enjoyable to be around and do things with, and who is also okay with all the weird shit you draw.

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>>90999483
Yes it is. Speaking from experience, women don't wan't "guys", they want some buffed up jock that'll treat them like shit 24/7. Nice guys finish last -- it's sad, but true. Unless you look like pic related, you're out of luck. People like me are doomed from birth.

>>90995457
Hm, well observed.

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Here you go, an autistic gathering of almost every fanart and free text and story ever made https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ng1jewsa9zk39e1/AADzX1Rx9XckJhe9Y30zcm4Ma?dl=0

>>90999733
The world ain't black and white, Anon.

>>90999773
Is that so? That's exactly what my therapist said to me before I fired him.

>>90999733
You don't need to look like a member of a boyband or act like a douchebag for girls to like you, you just need to not be a faggot or an overweight neckbeard, which you obviously are.

>>90999825
>You don't need to look like a member of a boyband or act like a douchebag for girls to like you
Prove me wrong. Really, post ONE example.

>>90999733
>Assumes every woman is incapable of rational thought and behaves based on an feral attraction to a certain stereotype
>"Why don't girls like nice guys like me????"

>>90999629
this, really

i could probably get just some random trash girl if i really wanted to, but i personally just don't think i would get along with the majority of women so it's not worth the effort

>>90997177
>Winniequest

Also looking forward to it coming back.

Would posting White Fell be acceptable in this thread?

>>90999881
Look, if you think confidence is only for douchebags, there's not much help for you.

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>>90999963

>>90994985
who is Winnie?

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>>90999629
I'm about 0/20 at the moment, since we'll say as long as I've had a job at 18. I'm 23 and no woman wants to touch me. I've won bets over this kind of thing. You can't try too hard or you'll get a reputation as "that guy."

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>>91000031
She is a werewolf girl from Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School.

>tfw you just want a comfy gf to draw porn with but you don't want to drive away all normal society people by talking about how you draw porn early on.

How do I escape this catch-22

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>>91000030
Ah. Never mind then.

>>91000082
>you will never be an artist/writer team with your gf and work on little projects together

>>91000127
Like these two?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-qbDvNBg9w

>>90995457
In Murrica it is, but in other counties it's just a start.

>>90998388
>YWN have puppy children with werewolf waifu
>YWN sleep in a dog pile of your scared children and wife on a stormy night, trying to comfort them and assure nothing bad will happen
>YWN have your werewolf children try to give you shoddily made presents like torn, glued-together-paper cards or something they caught in the backyard
>YWN get greeted every day you get home by your exciteable werewolf children who trample over each other trying to get your attention

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>>90995457
man. All the girls are my age have jobs, have kids or are busy with college
It feels like I've missed my chance completely to have a casual relationship, let alone date.

>>91000076
So...Why?

>>91000331
>One of them brings you a dead crow.
>One of them brings you a dead squirrel.
>One of them brings you a dead rabbit.
>One of them brings you a dead neighbor.
>That last one is Winnie.

>>91000417
...Was the neighbor evil?

>>91000407
Why what?

>>91000179
I can relate to that. In Turkey, active sex life starts after 25. Girls are pretty much divided between islamic dogmas and acting like a westerner.

>>91000443
Fuck if you know, you can't even recognize their face now.

>>91000407
It's because some artists (especially Plague of Gripes) updated/fetishized the character, completely changed the design,yet kept some nominal features including the name.

>>91000407
>>91000488
And a pretty successful quest on /qst/.

>>91000488
>>91000518
why even pretend its the same character?
why not just claim it an OC?

>>91000488
I had a crush on her from the cartoon as a kid, I'm sure plenty of other anons are in the same position

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>>91000407

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>>90998101
>with a dash of confidence and a little adjustment of taste
Impossible. You underestimate how stubborn I can be, even to myself. I've tried to force myself to be different before. It doesn't work.

>>91000559
Because it's Winnie. The updated version is Winnie. It's her name.

Why change it when its simpler just to keep her name?

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Hastur's ballsacks, what is with this thread?

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>>91000407
>>91000488
It's not just Winnie. All the girls attending the titular academy have caught the eye of various anons and recieved updated designs.

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>>91000559
>>91000630
I feel like some people may not be aware of her original design. It's a pretty obscure movie so I guess it's bound to confuse people.

>>90994995
Scratch the itch

>>91000745
It's a scooby-doo film, how obscure can it possibly be?

>>90999733
>I still haven't accept that I'm the problem so I blame everyone around me
I'm a fucking loser who will never be on a date in his life too anon, but I realize I'm a fucking loser, not some /r9k/-tier "girls only like assholes" straw grasping.

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Less folktale more sci-fi.

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>>91000776
Fair enough. It did get a DVD release, and has been aired on television recently.

There is actually a good portion of fan art with the characters in their original outfits made by non-/co/mrades.

>>91000830
Bugger off. Stop trying to make it happen, it's not gonna happen.

>>91000776
It's a standalone Scooby-Doo animated made-for-tv film from 1988.

That's pretty obscure.

>>91000734
Why is Sibella a womanlet?

>>91000858
Cartoon Network has aired it very frequently since I was a kid. Why do people find it so difficult to acknowledge that people find Ghoul School nostalgic?

>>91000417
>You started making bets with Winnie on which kid will get to the new mailman first
>You haven't gotten any mail or newspapers in several years

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>>91000830
i love xeno cuties

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>>91000852

It happened before it even began, submit.

>>91000915
>>91000965
You just spam those and they get ignored. It happened more than once in October and it'll happen again.

>>91000816
I fail to see how I'm the problem, but ok. I can admit the other thing though, I'm not going to make it.

>>90998891
But discovering things together is a blessing.

>>91000896
It's because many people come here with specific interests in a few shows (which they stream or download exclusively) and forget that these come from networks who broadcast dozens of different ongoing or reruns of shows/movies weekly.

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>>90999629
And is single.
That part is supposedly important.

>>91000997

>ignored

We had a poll with dozens of people just to give her a name. Brandy won by the way.

>>90999733
yeah man you're a real nice guy lol

>>90998101
My first rule, is no women fatter than me

>>91000871
That's just the stylized look this particular artist uses. Here's a more "canon" height estimation of the girls for you to observe.

http://m.imgur.com/apL42VQ

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>>91000830
dammit I had almost forgotten.
I hope she has a resurgence when Covenant comes out.

>>91001280
I'm almost sure that you're responding to yourself.

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>>91001300
stay assblasted, buttbaby

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>>91001300

Naw, I'm over here. I was busy navigating the xeno thread on /aco/.

>>91001377
Ayy, what are your thoughts on the new white Xenomorphs. Great or horrible?

>>91001343
Thanks for the confirmation.

>>90997270
No I don't fuck my dog. She's spayed.

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>>91001447
no problem, heres more xenos

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>>90994985
What would being her roommate be like?

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>>90994985
>cat threads are not allowed
>a thread about a dog is fine

>>91001430

Honestly, I've been avoiding all the Covenant trailers. Wanna go in fresh, for good or bad.

If they're white, I'm fine with that. I grew up with the comics and Kenner toy line. Black, brown, red, blue, translucent green... I love em all.

Except you, Queen Facehugger. You were lame.

>>91001597
>Honestly, I've been avoiding all the Covenant trailers. Wanna go in fresh
Ah. Apologies for the spoiler, Anon.

>>91001597
it's a sequel to Prometheus, just a heads up

>>91001511
>Smells like dog
>Hair fucking everywhere
>Kitchen's a mess
>Clothes scattered about her room; refuses to clean up
>Will sometimes turn off the heating completely on cold nights
>Says she wants to save cash and asks to sleep with you
>Immediately warms up the bed
>While she's asleep, you think anyway, she scoots backwards to you with her back against your torso
>Keeps you warm all throughout the night

In short, it's OK.

>>91001691
So like any female roommate really.

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>>91001638

No harm done. They tweek the design every movie so it was expected.

>>91001682

Aw, fart nuggets.

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>>90994985

>Relevant banner

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>>90997934
A toast, to fellow wizards.

>>90995457

Funny.
I've had a few relationships since I hit 21.

Before that I had nothing.

>>90994985
Why the obsession with Winnie? I always thought her and the Frankenstein girl were the ugliest by a big margin. Honestly I thought she was a boy sometimes. Sure this version is attractive but it's fan art, right? It doesn't even look like her.

>>90998476
>>90998804
Get ready for a lot of vore and dickgirl weirdness.
http://grindavikbydaylight.tumblr.com/

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Just for shits and giggles, what would a Xeno that tore itself out of a werewolf be like?

Out if 10, how fucked would everything be if that existed?

>>91001832

So is it a regular xeno that turns into a slightly bigger more ravenous xeno on full moons. What if it's on the moon?

>>91001883
What if it's on a planet with two moons? or one with no moon?

>>91001772
Right. She's essentially OC, just with the Winnie name for some nostalgia/recognition credit.

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>>91001832

>>91001883
What if it's on a moon created from dead bodies like Dead Space? Would the Xeno be as big as the moon, or?

>>91001936
It's supposed to be Winnie having aged enough to be fuckable.

Really, Phanty is the only one of the girls with much distinct personality in the movie, so waifuing any of them requires a bit of work (like making Sibella a drunk or Tanis an angry edgelord stuck in a child's body). At that point, yes, the character becomes a bit OC-ish.

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>>91001003
>>I fail to see how I'm the problem
>You're boring as fuck
>You don't socialize enough to meet a girl
>You're not actually a nice guy, you're an egotistical piece of shit, or an obsessive stalker type
>You have shit hygiene/poor health and aren't willing to do anything about it
>You're a complete deadbeat with no job or education
Take your pick, chances are you're not the perfect, beautiful soul you think you are.

>"S-see, women do only like only assholes or the toppest-tier good looking males"
And yet here you are complaining that you never get a 7/10 or higher waifu while completely ignoring the absolute mountain of single, lonely fat fuck leg beards.

>>91001832
Are you that desperate for content that you try to hijack a thread?

>>91001984
>Phanty is the only one of the girls with much distinct personality in the movie
Nigga, every line she had can be summed up with "*loud, autistic laughing*"
Winnie actually had the most personality being a sort of tomboy type character, and even then I use the word "personality" very, very loosely.

>>91002093

When are you going to admit to yourself it's more than one guy. We don't even write the same.

Besides this thread derailed four replies in.

>>91002139
>"*loud, autistic laughing*"
Yeah, that.

>>90998101
>adjustment of Taste

There's the key issue.
NOT HAPPENING

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>>91002139
>>91001984
Is making them "OC" for the sake of giving them a personality and character bad though?

>>91002088
>you're not the perfect, beautiful soul you think you are.
I'm not denying that, I just wish these bimbos would stop living up to their stereotypes and give me a chance.

>>91002217

Is that a wendigo?

>>91002219
>give me a chance
I'm sure they'd be severely disappointed if they did because you sound like an extraordinarily sad fuck who would probably be an absolute nightmare to spend time with.

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>>91002093
here's more xenos

>>91002283
Whatever. I'm a nice guy, so I guess it's their loss. Worthless skanks.

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>>91002336
Have you tried getting to know women for reasons beyond wanting to fuck them first?

How about speed dating or online dating, where you can co-mingle with other sad sacks who hate the opposite gender?

Have you actually ever tried to make yourself presentable?

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>>91002336
>I'm a nice guy
I know this is probably bait but I'm gonna suspend my disbelief just a bit so I can enjoy it.

>>91002398
>Have you tried getting to know women for reasons beyond wanting to fuck them first?
Yeah, but they all look at my like I'm a monster after saying LESS THAN three words.

>How about speed dating or online dating, where you can co-mingle with other sad sacks who hate the opposite gender?
What's the point? It'll never work.

>Have you actually ever tried to make yourself presentable?
Yes. Out of all my flaws, fashion isn't an issue for me.

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>>91002253
Yes. White Fell from Winnie Quest. She started as Winnie's rival and became her omega (and maid) after Winnie defeated her in combat.

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>>91002521
>Yeah, but they all look at my like I'm a monster after saying LESS THAN three words.
Dude, Disney's Quasimodo has fan girls. Just how nightmarishly deformed are you? Do you just never, ever bathe? Are those three words "DOWN TO FUUUUUUCK!?" slurred and followed with a giant loogie?

>What's the point? It'll never work.
More pathetic people than you have succeeded.

>Out of all my flaws, fashion isn't an issue for me.
Beyond fashion, like basic self-maintenance?

>>91002398
He's just fishing for (You)s at this point.

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Guys definitely mature after the 20s and know how to handle themselves. It's just that all the good ones have been taken, especially the ones that will be pretty for a long time, have the same likes as you and are successful. FUCK!

>>91002740
>Just how nightmarishly deformed are you?
I'd say I look pretty normal.
>Are those three words "DOWN TO FUUUUUUCK!?" slurred and followed with a giant loogie?
Alright, fuck, that got a chuckle out of me.

>More pathetic people than you have succeeded.
I guess, but it just seems like a waste of time.

>Beyond fashion, like basic self-maintenance?
I brush my tooth twice a day, shower twice a day, wash my hair every night, and etc.

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>>91002826
>I brush my tooth twice a day
That might explain why girls don't like you the moment you open your mouth you one toothed fuck.

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>>91002826
Well then, it sounds to me like you aren't casting your net deep enough.

If you truly, genuinely care about finding female companionship (despite what society says, not everyone needs it nor should they devote their lives to seeking it) then you need to start finding women with similar interests, making legit friendships, generally diving further beyond your comfort zone and locating other people to build a social life with. There are plenty of resources to do this; fuck, most of the comic conventions I frequent have started Nerd Dating seminars and meetups just to get people to stop hitting on cosplayers. If you really, really care and put in the effort, you can find someone. It's simple, but requires 1) effort 2) research and 3) looking in the right places.

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>>90995457
Awww, Anon. Have a hug, bro.

>>90994985
prolly a bunch of handholding since she's like, 12

>>90999629
True though to be fair I literally have no idea what to do and can't talk to normal people let alone girls I'm interested in

>>91003159
Alright, I get what you're saying. This is also really petty of me, honestly. Thanks for advice. Also sorry for hijacking your thread OP.

>>91003025
Fuck you, asshole.

>>91003233
Are you in college? Throw a speech class into your rotation.

Overcoming your inherent awkwardness and anxiety with speaking to people will do wonders in 1-on-1 interaction.

>>91002139
>Winnie
>Tomboy

I disagree with this. Winnie's personality seemed more similar to a puppy then a tomboy. She was loud, energetic, and kind of bossy.

Elsa felt more like a tomboy to me.

>>91003313
How'd you lose your teeth anon?

>>91003324
nope I'm long past college. Spent all College wondering how it was done. Made no friends. Loneliest 4 years of my life.

>>91003346
Hammer.

>>91003454
Sounds kinky

>>91002217
Thing is I felt they had personalities, just not very strong ones. I think it would be better to build on what they already had rather than scrapping it.

[/spoiler]The cadets on the other hand were like planks of wood with faces drawn on.

>>91003474
You're not very good at this, are you?

>>91003474
In the /qst/ Ghoulquests that seems to be goal. Winnie is a boisterous tomboy pack alpha. Phanty a bubbly prankster who can't stop laughing and telling bad jokes. Sibella is soft spoken and graceful.

>>91003511
I'm not on my computer so I can't Ctrl+S

>>91003534
>Winnie is a boisterous tomboy pack alpha.

Refer to >>91003345

Why the fuck are people so angry about Ghoul School

>"How dare you want to think about how this 8 year old character would grow up like instead of wanting to fuck them as a child"

>>91003345
>>91003566

>Puppy
That's pretty much a tomboy, at least how I see it. Boys are puppies and girls are kittens as the old stereotypes go. But then again tomboy isn't a mathematical quantity. She was loud, energetic, and hit the potato monster back when it tried to kidnap her.

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>>90995457

>>91003587
>instead of wanting to fuck them as a child

That is an enormous leap you just made, sir

Though there certainly some who would. This is /co/.

>>91003587
Because Ghoul School has become synonymous with Spooktober, which is only really appropriate in October (not to mention most people remember the shitshow that was last year, where people in the Spooktober threads were coming up with terrible justifications to continue Spooktober threads year-round).

>>91000397
Amd what are YOU busy with?

>>91003760
Man did those last couple threads go downhill. It was sad.

>>90998101
It is impossible.

>>91003760
Don't forget the constant "is it October yet?!" threads that popped up like two months before October

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>>90998101
What the fuck is this image I'm looking at?

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>>90999733

>>91003587
Because a shitton of waifufags is capable of driving away people.

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Why is there no art of Winnie having her belly rubbed?

>>91004403
This one is cool as fuck.

>>91003454
If you legit only have one tooth, just get it pullled and get dentures. They're great. My teeth rotted to hell and I had them all pulled when I was 23. Best decision I ever mad.

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>>91004456
Stop making me sad Anon...

>>91004567
>My teeth rotted to hell
Bad genes?

>>90994985
Her head in your crotch. Next question.

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>>91004746
>Next question.

Why does Winnie get so much attention when Sibella is best ghoul?

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>>91004881
Because people love dogs and she's alive.

>>91004922
She's technically the only living one and also the youngest too funny enough

>>91004922
Living girls are overrated.

>>91004957
Tanis is actually the youngest. They said so in the movie.

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winnie is for sexual

>>91004989
>an Egyptian mummy
she's several thousand years old unless dad Mummy went out and killed a kid to make into a mummy

>>90995457
>high school relationships are more likely to end in divorce or a child in your 20s.
Good bait tho.

>>91005041
It's a Scooby-Doo movie from the 80's, what do you want from me?

>>91005062
I have never seen so many pregnant woman in one place since high school

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>>91004922
well vampire's are sort of alive.
she would age very slowely and keep living until she would get staked

only phanty and tanis are fucked in the aging department
phanty is a ghost
tanis a mummy

elsa would need to swap body parts to 'grow' older

>>91004682
Coupled with poor dental hygiene in my teens.

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>>91004989
maybe mentally as she died as a small kid
but as she is an mummy her body is a few thousands years old.

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>>91005276

>>90999898
>make observations based on experience
>"HA! YOU ARENT ACTUALLY NICE! ;;;)))"

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>>91005339

I see you, Mommy.

>>90994985
illegal. she's six years old and a toon. toons don't mix with noids.

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>>91005562
This guy's Avatar stuff was always cute.

>>91005041
I figure her age is only counting time awake, not the time between her original death and whenever she was awoken as a Living Mummy

>>91005276
I figure with Phanty and Tanis you can always use magic as an excuse for them aging, as for Elsa it depends on how alive a Frankenstein can be considered, although you do have a point regarding swapping parts out

Also on the topic of older designs for the Ghoul School girls, I personally really like the designs Good Bad Artist did;

http://goodbadartist.tumblr.com/post/152471807004/my-take-on-ghoul-school-girls-i-guess-i-made-them

>>90996372

fuck, I"m in the exact same position only I'm turning 26 in a month. The terrible part is even if by some miracle I do get a girl interested in me how the fuck do I explain I'm a virgin in my high 20's?

>>91003860
I'm glad they stopped; just like before, that's exactly the reason why it should be kept to only October.

>>91005701
Most women don't care, some might even find it cute. If it legitimately bothers you, just tell them you "didn't find anyone special".

Or be honest with 'em.

>>91005703
The issue is those hardheaded individuals had to learn the hard way. Though, I'm not opposed to have ghoul school thread if CN is airing the movie for whatever reason like when they aired it around christmas for some reason.

>>91005701
You can just say you're Christian and you want to keep your virginity till marriage, but the problem is you gotta keep that promise to the end else she'll find that suspicious.

That's my reason for not having sex, but it's no excuse for not getting a single date myself.Shit, I could've probably gotten laid in middle school in the "sex club" hidden in the bathrooms during school fairs. Middle school was wild.

>>91005772
>Might find it cute
>doubt

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>>91005667

>>91005931
Was he bench pressing on the floor? What the fuck?

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>>91005959
Miles isn't all there

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>>91006017

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>>91005959

>he doesn't do floor presses

>>90996064
there is a little blue pill for that

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>>91004881
I ask myself that question every October. Sibella is clearly the best pick of all the Grimwood Girls.

>>91007176
>sweat beads
Do the undead sweat?

I don't think I ever could date someone with orange hair.

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>>91007176
>turntable is an all in one with no counterbalance
Disgusting

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>>91000488
Plague did draw her original design once.

>>91008178
Why are her eye lids blushing?

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>>90997762
I see you watch ForgottenWeapons/InrangeTV as well?

>>91005310
Have you ever considered implants?

>>90999043
Good pastebin. Really good

>>91009087
Because she's completely plastered on red wine.

>>91009384
She probably took like one sip.

>>90997001
Thank you anon, I'm glad someone's thinking about us.

>>91009384
How does that make her eye lids blush?

>>91000858
they used played it constantly on cartoon network all the time

>>90999043
Cool. Got any other good stroies?

>>91009371
I'm American and that's considered cosmetic surgery since my health isn't threatened by not having them. I don't like the idea of having new teeth drilled into my jaw. I'm not even sure I have enough jaw left to drill into. My gum line shrank a lot.

>Tfw Winnie was too hard to make as a BF1 emblem so you made Phantasma instead

>>91001213
That'd not hard if you're over 90 kilos.

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>>91009492
Artist license ya knob.

>>90995457

I actually found dating, and life in general being a lot easier when I entered adult hood.

>>91005339
Cotton candy colored Xenos are actually pretty neat looking.

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>>91004922
>>91004957
>>91005276
>>91004881
Actually...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werewolf
>Before the end of the 19th century, the Greeks believed that the corpses of werewolves, if not destroyed, would return to life in the form of wolves or hyenas which prowled battlefields, drinking the blood of dying soldiers. In the same vein, in some rural areas of Germany, Poland and Northern France, it was once believed that people who died in mortal sin came back to life as blood-drinking wolves. These "undead" werewolves would return to their human corpse form at daylight. They were dealt with by decapitation with a spade and exorcism by the parish priest. The head would then be thrown into a stream, where the weight of its sins was thought to weigh it down. Sometimes, the same methods used to dispose of ordinary vampires would be used. The vampire was also linked to the werewolf in East European countries, particularly Bulgaria, Serbia and Slovenia. In Serbia, the werewolf and vampire are known collectively as vulkodlak.

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>>91010370
I'd say the whole Neon Xenomorph defeats the point but they're also fuck huge and probably stronger and more agile than peoplemorphs. So fuck stealth if your vanilla form was invincible and now you're double invincible.

>>91010636
>Hyenas
Did there used to be European Hyenas? Way to kill ALL your cool animals Europoors.

>>91010636
Ah! I knew that there were myths that treated werewolves as undead too, but I forgot just what they were exactly.

>>91010742
Since the Greeks had continuous and long-term contact with middle-eastern and African kingdoms such as it wouldn't be hard to them to know about hyenas.
I think.

>>91010814
The thing is, werewolves can't traditionally be killed like normal creatures.

Silver can kill them (and maybe wolfsbane) but I think it's safe to assume almost anything else won't finish them off. I like to think of it being like in Monster Squad, where they can even recover from being blown up.

>>91010742
North America used to have hyenas too way back in the past if I remember right. We also used have fucking dire wolves too.

>>91010973
There should be another Van Helsing-style, monster killer movie.

Do you think one set in the present would work? Say monsters reappear, and despite mankind's massively improved weaponry, the most it does is slow most monsters down or take obscene amounts of firepower to take down as opposed to their weaknesses as told in myth?

>>91011103
And of course the solution to get monsters to fight monsters comes into play. A good way to make a dynamic is give them human handlers/partners to keep them in check. For vamps it'd be willing source of human blood and werewolves would be taken advantage of their pack instincts.

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>>91011103
>Do you think one set in the present would work?
Only if there's a scene with the Loser Geek who happens to be the only one know knows how to kill each monster sexes with a qt monster girl.

I wanted to draw some Winnie for this thread, but I can't think of anything good enough.

Does anyone have any suggestions?

>>91011977
It's Springtime, so perhaps like all mammals, send her into heat for anon. But make her somewhat embarrased

>>91011977
Winnie being jealous of anon/her bf petting a normal dog

>>91011977
How about Winnie holding someone's hand as they rub her cheek?

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>>91011977

>>91011977
more werewolf and their red ridding hood fetish shenanigans

>>91011151
Ooh, that'd be a neat idea.

Do you think that other countries would have their own unique monsters, some of which they have "tamed"?

Do you think some countries would consider war using their Pokemon-mythical monsters to dominate other countries? It's the stupidest thing I've ever conceived, but the thought of American monsters duking it out with foreign monsters like Russia in a war, neither side gaining any leverage, and then Japan shows up with a singe "tamed" kaiju and turn the battle into a massive clusterfuck sounds really cool to watch.

>>91011977
How good are you at drawing werewolf children?

Because I'd really like to see Winnie with werewolf puppies.

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>>90995457
It's true for most people, but I had a few decent experiences while I was still in my teens and I'd rather focus on college at 21.

Idk man I see so many people at my college just focusing on shit like partying or a relationship and I don't know why they're wasting their time and money. I'm really paranoid so I'd rather focus on the thing that's going to either make or break my future. I'll go on casual coffee dates every once in a while with a female from one of my classes but I haven't met any girl who I've felt like spending a lot of time on.

that said I really hope I connect with some cynical pessimistic QT in graduate school.

>>91011103
>>91011151
Depends on what mythology you're going with.
If Monsters are just naturally evil because that's how the mythology goes there's no real playing ball with them
If they're capable of being good then Vampires deciding to be Uncle Vlads because it's easier than working out the logistics of people farms and fighting a war they could lose. Werewolves if they're not genetic and only change on the full moon would probably be pro-human since they're pretty much just people 29 to 30 days out of the month.
Mummies could be hard since they're pretty much just superghosts pissed off at whoever disturbed them.
Ghosts can probably go any way you want.

>>91012122
Nah better to take advantage of the ability to be a drunken slut now rather than look back and wish you just had the fun while you could.
Just don't be a total fucking retard is the easiest plan of action.
And really hoping for a dream girl to materialize is pretty dumb.

>>91012105
The US actually has a pretty good menagerie of mythological monsters when you consider all the Indian monsters and even more if we combine with Canada and Mexico for N. America. Fucking thunderbirds and all the lake monsters the US has for example.

>>91011103
If you want a movie in a similar vein to Van Helsinng, there's a pretty underrated film called "Brotherhood of the Wolf". It's virtually Bloodborne, but with the Beast of Gevuadan, French men in leather coats and a Iroquois tracker.

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>>90994985

>Relevant banner

>>91012193
Not really into partying though, I'd rather just kick it on a friday/saturday night. I go to a hick state school and the parties here are only fun if you're belligerently drunk.

>tfw fucked up a chance I got with a qt last weekend after I immediately texted her after I got her number while I was still at the party

justfuckmyshitupfam.jpg

>>91012262
played by a Japanese man who was the host of iron chef

>>91012085
Okay, I'll start with this one and try some of the others after.

>>91012285
Yeah I gotta agree, I'm not a fan of spending my weekends going out with people. Ironically as I've gotten more /fit/ the less I want to socialize and slave for pussy. I am spending more time reading, watching anime or tv series or playing video games than I am going out to clubs or bars. I just don't like drinking or getting high.

>>91012370
Transferred here from a community college and for the first year I felt like I should be wanting to go to parties, then after a while I got really passionate about school/my major and I stopped giving a fuck. People say "you'll regret not having fun" when I have plenty of fun doing shit I want to do. I'd much rather focus on my studies. Sorry for the blog post I'm a little drunk atm.

>>90996372

Me too anon, fuck it. Just go pursue your dreams instead, even if its fucking a cartoon character.

>>90995457
Jokes on you I am a gay. All the single gay men my age are successful adults without the temptation of women or degenerate faggots.

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>>91012414
That's better than my position. I fell out of love with my major, and I'm graduating in less than a semester. I basically just want to make money now, but STEM is usually preferable to exit with a Masters. I also have delusional grandeur about going into the military for muh virtus muh imperium but am likely just a puppet for Israel's survival and war is probably really shitty.

It's either I'm going to war or I'm going to pilgrimmage and maybe find some sort of meaning in my life beyond lifting, waifus and reading history.

>>91012701
Getting into the service will straighten out your priorities anon. I think you're on the right path, at least you're graduating.

Some of these fucks that don't care about their classes, while going to college in burgerland really activates my almonds. These shitters don't realize how hard life is going to be after college, and that it's best to just get your damn shit done. What's worse is that so many of them bitch and moan about school being SO HARD, when they don't even fucking try, they're wasting their parents money and their own time, it makes my head hurt. It's all worth it for that huge dopamine release when you get good grades at the end of the semester and realize you should hold off on killing yourself another year at least.

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>>91012085
Okay, first one is finished.

Be honest, everyone.

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>>91013802
I like it. Expression's nice.

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>>90995457
what if I'm 18 and In a steady relationship with a girl I've known since freshman year of high school?

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>>91008178
I'm such a faggot for vampire 2d's.

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>>91013934
I fucking hate you.

>>91013934
What if? Who cares? Why are you seeking validation on 4chan of all places. Live your life, go to school (only if you really feel like you want to), and prepare for the real world.

also fuck her before she goes to college if you haven't already faggot.

>>90994985
I dunno, lol

>>91014036
I did once, but we both have strict parents (her dad not only is wary of boys, but also is the local weedman of her neighborhood, and thus wants no strangers in his house to arouse suspicion for his business). add to that me constantly fapping to porn made me less hirny than I was in high school. I need to take a 7 day break
>>91013987
we all can get girls someday anon. in high school slightly more girls rejected me rather than liked me.

>>91014275
Your gf's dad is a middle aged drug dealer?

Top kek, good luck with dealing with her, that broads gotta have some issues. I'd be so sketched out if I were you.

>>91014275
>We all get girls some day
Reminds me of when my dad told me we all find people we fit in with
That was a lie too.

>>91014306
stop being so self absorbed and aloof and maybe you'll find people to connect with.

worked for me. no one likes an edgelord.

>>91014333
Don't really know how to do that at all.
I'm more self absorbed in the sense I'm extremely self concious and my aloofness is more me trying to stop myself from saying or doing anything stupid.
Whenever I think I have an ounce of progress whenever I see that person again it's like it never happened.

>>91004456
Oh? None, huh...

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>>91005884
The what club?

>>91014432
Also I'm easily at a point where I'm not meeting anyone to socialize with.

>>91014432
stop giving a shit about what people think of you. Do anything you can to change your physical appearance for the better (as cliche and fake as that sounds). Put yourself out there, talk to women. this is the biggest thing I learned, be genuinely friendly with girls and they'll respond to you.

>>91000331
>YWN get greeted every day you get home by your exciteable werewolf children who trample over each other trying to get your attention
As the parent of two toddlers, I can assure you that this is not exclusive to werewolf children. My wife is swarmed nearly everyday without mercy.