So. The secret of Gaston's strength and manliness is, basically,

>>90994654
yep
he loved eggs so much that he broke like one in the end

What I learned from Beauty and the Beast is that the secret to masculinity is big game hunting.

>>90994654
That is some really impressive juggling.

>>90994654
Yeah, don't you ever go to /fit/? Squats oats and eggs are the holy trinity

Can't be beta enough to force a hungover bird to eat a bowl of eggs when you've already eaten them all yourself.

Gaston is like Popeye, but with eggs instead of spinach

He forgot to eat his eggs before taking on Beast

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>>90994654
Eggs makes his head strong enough to withstand explosive fireworks. Theoretically.

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>>90994654
AND NOW I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A

>>90994654
Eggs have tons of protein for little calories.

>>90994654
All I can think about is that stupid egg post.

>>90995495
DOZEN EGGS

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>>90994654

Would Gaston post on /fit/

In some alternate universe there is a chicken Gaston who gains strength by eating foetus'.

>>90995616
> implying that he's not the future ubermensch that Hitler spoke of

I'm still trying to figure out how he managed to digest the shell.

>>90994654
>eat 36 eggs a day
>collect your shits on an evaporation table
>separate the sulfur from your dried shits with acetone
>become a walking sulfur factory
>never run out of gun powder

>>90994654
Protein bro, gotta get them gains

>>90998443

Maybe they were all hardboiled eggs?

>>90995616
It's always hilarious when /fit/ tries to go barge-mode. Anybody have the screencap of the anon that ate 5 dozen eggs?

>>90994654
AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME'S COVERED IN EGGS

>>90995245
No one burns like Gaston
Fills the urns like Gaston
Blows himself off the Earth as it turns like Gaston