This is an Aku thread. Only Aku is allowed

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fr*ck the police, this is now an anarchists only thread

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>>90986116

>>90986134
its ok dude my mom is making pizza rools

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FUCK YOU, AKU!

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT BOARD

>>90986244
This is supposed to be a safe place

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>>90986244
You sure did, Jack

>>90986244
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS THREAD

>>90986281
I, ANON, THE SHITPOSTING FAGGOT OF DANKNESS

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>>90986046

>>90986337
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE PONY

>>90986371
BUT A FOOLISH NECKBEARD MODERATOR, WEILDING A MAGIC HOTPOCKET, STEPPED FORTH TO DELET ME

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>>90986046

>>90986046
Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past.

>>90986337
>not "THE SHITPOSTING MEMESTER OF DANKNESS"

one job

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>>90986449

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>>90986449
> have a porn pic of this but got banned already
sry anon can't help you

>>90986699
Link?

>>90986583
Iz nawt funneh tho.

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>>90986806
http://i.4cdn.org/aco/1489952193945.png

>>90986864
Much appreciated Anon.

>>90986046
Aku Origins story in Season 3 Episodes 11 and 12.

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>>90986897
no problem

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LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND.....
I opened a tea shop and made the best damn tea in all of ba sing se, than I payed this hooker with huge breasts to fuck my nephew silly because he is such a depressing sack of badger mole droppings I thought him blowing his load in some random girl would make him happier, but unfortunately she couldnt seal the deal....worst 10 silver pieces ive ever spent. Maybe I was wrong about Zuko maybe he enjoys the company of men, I guess thats why he's allways chasing after the avatar.

Hey does any one want to play a game of pai sho?

>>90986395
BEFORE THE FINAL BAN WAS STRUCK I TORE OPEN A PORTAL TO /b/ WHERE MY SHITPOSTING IS LAW

>>90987549
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FAGGOTRY THAT IS /MLP/!

>>90986936
delete this

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>>90986046
what a time to be alive

>>90990202
So when Aku fucks Blossom, is he masturbating?

>>90990298
whenever he fucks Jack its incest

>>90986244
THE SAMUDUBS

>>90990298
no it's incest

>>90990298
No, it is incest, Blossom's dads are Aku and the Professor.

[the sun's evil rays intensify]

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>>90986046
Aku ran like a bitch from Jacks dad.

>>90990363
There's a BotW version of this now?

Got any more?

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>>90990890

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>>90986046

>>90991623
>someone thought this was funny

>>90991751
You sound like a nigger

>>90991832
enjoy your ban, /b/tard

>>90986617
Just nuts and bolts

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>>90986244

FOOLISH SAMURAI!!!

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How many times have Aku and Jack fugged?

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>>90992875

>>90992875
He must protect his virginity.

>>90986300
>BALLS DEEP

>>90992898
BALLS DEEP, SAMOORAI

>>90990202
sensible kek

>>90990298
the real question is, can he control the "chemical x" in her?

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>>90992875
More than either of them want to admit

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is aku aku allowed in the aku thread?

>>90986046
Favorite Aku quotes?


>I AM AKU
>THIS WORLD IS AKU
>AND EVERYTHING IN IT IS AKU

Possibly the best gag in the entire series is when Jack accepts Aku's duel on 3 conditions.

>Aku gets excited and his theme music starts up for half a second
>Aku quickly becomes skeptical and his music rewinds back out

>>90986197

>Drink Aku

I wouldn't

>>90986864

>Haha you fucked me in the ass, you're so gay

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>>90996070
>>90986197
samurai jack is kino of its highest form

that picture implys that the soda aku drinks is infact sewage sludge as both streams are drawn the same

>>90996146

Or that the soda is Aku's sewage

So you're drinking Aku

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>>90986300
...yes, well, you actually went through with it.

>>90995620
My fav gag is when Akus eyebrows go out when he finds out he can't kill Jack in the graveyard episode.

My sides went into space because I have never seen the show until a couple weeks ago and didn't know. It was the best.

But your gag is really good too, that whole scene is really good with Aku offering to take Jack to the scene because Jack's unsure where it is and when Jack gives up a forced smile to the demon who ruined his life and basically killed his people.

quality

>>90995599
EXTRA THICK

>>90996229
>>90995620
these are all good
but I think that Aku's fairy tales is the greatest "aku gag".
that and the creepy tree sound he makes when he walks or s/th

Artfags with new Jack lewds when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI

>>90996277

>CONFECTIONARY TREATS

>>90996277
>BEEEEEEEF JEEEEEEERKYYYYYYY
God bless Aku
Doesn anyone know where can I get the droning sound that plays whenever Aku appears?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31-YOZ_dY0g

TWOAH

>>90995620
I always thought it would've been great if there'd been a callback to the Ikra debacle during that ep.

><Aku> *smug look, comment*
><Jack> ...I am not fighting you in that form.
><Aku> BUT YOU SAID-
><Jack> Shall I get the sword, then?
><Aku> *bitter grumbling, accusations of cheating*

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>>90996666
checked

>>90990363
I want to marry Twilight Princess Zelda so fucking bad...

>>90986365
How could he fit the sword In his suit?

>>90996760
he is a FOOLISH SAMURAI

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>>90996517

>>90992875
Since Akus in a female form it's technically not gay eight?

>>90996798
Until I see a penis, Aku is hermaphrodite.

>>90996666
Nice Get, but that episode would hae been great because SHEER sexual tension

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>>90996814
technically genderless but can be pretty much anything

>>90996859
>the Aku drone plays as soon as the baby comes out of the vag00
pottery

Which form of Aku is more dangerous: original nonsapient tar ocean, or intelligent shapeshifting Master of Darkness?

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>>90996916
well the SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS did conquer an unsepecified number of planets...

>>90996916
intelligent shapeshifting master of darkness because once he got that form he was actually able to take over the world and destroy everything

>>90996916
The form the gods fought. Because it did nearly kill them, if not for the fact that it wasn't intelligent enough to muster enough forms to fight back actual predators because it was an uncontested Great Old One tier lifeform where the possibility of such an occurrence was next to naught.

The Tar pit was the Creature's lifecycle in progress, eating the nutrients of the planet, and had it progressed and consumed enough minds, it would probably be very different had someone tampered with it at a different stage in history which Woke Aku to sapience.

>>90996951
>>90996952
SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS mind

>>90986116
No gods, no master of masters

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>>90997033
no aku

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FOOLISH ANONS!

YOU ARE NOW READING THIS IN MY VOICE!

HAAAA! HAAAA! HAAAA!

>>90997485
I am reading this entire thread in your voice, YOU FOOOOOL

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>>90986046
mandatory

>>90997485

I read everything in his voice

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>>90992969
Just saying.

>>90997485
your NEW voice

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>>90995620
that scene is incredible because literally every frame shows the thought process.

>>90996666
checked, a lot of people speculate that this is what Aku giggled about when Jack was like "IN HUMAN FORM"

>>90986936
DELET

>>90995620
Hah, I though I was the only one who thought that exact part of the conversation was hilarious. The way the music starts to pick up but then winds down in the span of a quarter second is an amazing detail.

>>90995599
CONFECTIONERY TREATS

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>>90986046

>>90996229
*FWOOMSH*

It really is fucking -great-.

LONG

>>91001046
TWOAH OPEN

>>90986936
this is hot

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What if Jack and Aku are the same person?

>>90997511
Shit, how have I missed this for so long.

>my sides.

>>90986300
EXTRA DICK

>>91001327
>that pic
my fucking sides anon
laughed so hard i started coughing

>>90997485
I wish I was.
Because it's the only way I'll ever get to hear Mako again

I like to imagine when fem Aku's O-face is just normal Akus face, and that he screams FOOLISH SAMOORAI as she cums.

and also that Jack knows it's Aku and doesn't even care anymore