Beard or No Beard?

>>90961493
every /co/ man looks better with a beard, that's how science works

>>90961523
Most men just look better with beard

Before anyone gets on my ass I said MOST

>>90961493
groovin' babe

I prefer with beard.
But then I too am bearded, so perhaps I'm biased.

But he does just look better. Looks like a proper warrior surviving in a "forsaken time," not just some clean shaven, basket wearin', milk drinkin' etc. etc.

a man isn't a man without a beard

This whole face shaving thing is just part of the feminist agenda to neuter our culture's males.

We should all start growing our beards out in protest

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>>90961493
I typically date guys without a beard because it's my preference, but hot damn, Jack with a beard is heavenly and has converted me to beards. I wish it hadn't been cut last episode. Don't think it would've been a good idea for him to have it from the start of the series, since Samurais don't have them.

I've spent a good hour or two getting high quality screenshots from the episodes I downloaded and am using them as wallpapers.

10/10 beard/mane combination.

You know I wasn't crazy about the front scruff but I am GROOVIN on the mane

>>90961493
We need more protagonists with beards across the board. For the last like 30 years, anyone with facial hair was either an authority figure or a villain. Sometimes both.

>tfw If I knew how the new Jack looked I could have been him for Halloween
Too bad I'm donating my hair soon

He looks more punished with a beard.

>>90961493
i'm with you, good chum
and i always liked it when his hair came loose. it's not like i hate the topknot but it should have bulged out more at the side and in the knot, like the real thing, instead of looking like a utonium crewcut with another triangle on top.

>>90962658
Whenever his hair came loose on the original series, it was a nice treat. Now we get to enjoy that treat all the time, and somehow, it won't get boring or tiring and I'm loving it.

>>90961941
I always assumed he couldnt grow a beard. i mean he is a japanese.
i also assume he can't drink milk
>>90961960
close. it's part of the gay agenda to juvenilize our males, going all the way back to the romans. i strongly suspect they're also behind the whole thing where you get called a pedo for liking young-looking girls.
that's how it works. it's a double-standard, yeah, sorry older ladies, but that's nature. we're potentially fertile for a century, you have 30 years max.

>>90961994
wow i didnt notice it was cut at all.
if it's anything like his gi though it'll grow back just fine. i remember that episode where he breaks a hanao on his geta and searches for replacement footwear.. it's like.. just end the episode and start a new one, they'll come right back

>>90962074
don't do it, anon. grow it 10 additional inches then donate those, keeping the rest.

>>90961960
>This whole face shaving thing is just part of the feminist agenda to neuter our culture's males

You ever heard of nu-males?

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>>90962747
Yeah the second episode when they're scuffling in the forest, one of the girls manages to slice it with a sword. Now it's this short.

Wait, how does Jack keep such a close shave all the time?
Does he use his sword?

>>90962797
it bugged the hell out of me how it kept jumping from back to grey

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>>90962916
Yeah same, I'm wondering if they were doing it artistically on purpose? Because after it got cut, every close-up shot it became greyed out (for the most part). Wish it would've stayed black throughout.

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>>90962776
But I can't do another summer with this mop

>>90962974
put some pigtails and you have a sick zappa cosplay

>>90961523
>>90961718
Would Aku look good with a beard instead of a goatee?

>>90962916
>>90962953
its so you can tell where his beard stops and his hair begins

probably so they don't have to put weird outlines around his beard in closeup shots like this. otherwise it might just blend into each other and look worse

someone should shop it to black to see because l can't be bothered doing it

>>90963093
>GREAT FLAMING BEARD
yes

>>90963086
I'm drunk enough, give me a second

>>90961493
beard

>>90962974
YES YOU WILL

>>90961493
It does give him a wandering Ronin Yojimbo look that helps contrast his questing Samurai thing from his early day, but I don't think he needs it.
I'd say my preference is beard though.

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>>90962974
Jesus Christ, why are you on /co/.

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>>90963086
There ya go

>>90963201
Just to hang out I guess
Not even joking tho I was Jesus last Halloween instead

>>90963201
>>90963219
>heaven and earth
kek

The trimmed beard he now has is elder god-tier. Episode 1 beard was great too but shorter beard is perfect.

I want to find jack in the river, patch him up, and cuddle him to keep his body temperature up while he heals, play on I call you playing with his beard while he sleeps..

Then when he's half healed in a few days the remaining Daughters come in the night and kill me just as I'm bringing Jack his dinner, and Jack has no time to mourn me, and he's too desperate and traumatized overall to even get battle-mad about my death, but I'm in the background of his next PTSD hallucination.

>>90963112
That's kind of why I thought artistic choice. Good idea, if I have time between writing research papers and browsing too many Samurai Jack threads, I'll take a shot at it.

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>>90963319
Cuddling and protecting Jack is everyone's wet dream who watches the show these days. Fuck, just look at him.

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>>90963538
Jack doesn't seem to want to protect Jack

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>>90963112

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>>90963569
>feels bad

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>>90963538
>>90963319

Suffering Jack is the best Jack.

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>>90961994
>>90961493
>>90962713
Samuraï beard

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>>90963585
>Jesus christ, those eyes

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>>90963112
Have a quick edit.

>>90963654
Thanks, kind anon. Damn, that still looks decent in my opinion. Oh well.

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>>90961493
no beard with hair down>unkept beard and long hair>>>>>>>>traditional look tied up in a bun (default)

After season 5 I kind of realize that the bun look was the worst look and I'm surprised that the stuck with it through 4 seasons. Probably because they didn't want to bother wasting time animating his hair I guess.

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What would Jack look with a beard and pull back hair.

>>90963709
Probably like that.

>>90963675
Honest to god, hair bun Jack really is a lame design. I was watching older episodes earlier today I really feel the entire show could have had long hair (and beard) jack and it could have been amazing.

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>>90961493

Chuck Norris approves of the beard.

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>>90963776
>>90963675
My idea is that they wanted Jack to have a clean, rough-edged look to go along with his straight-edge justice, do-gooder personality. Unfortunately, with stereotypes, a beard and long, flowy hair doesn't get that message across for most people.

But yeah, without the bun he's amazing. And def was easier to animate.

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>>90963776
But then it wouldn't portray the cute and innocent Jack.

>>90963675
>>90963776

No ya goofs it was a visual shorthand to emphasize the samurai-ness of Samurai Jack. A man who, even though he had been flung through a portal in time to a future where Aku's evil was law and was a hunted fugitive, never compromised his integrity or wavered from his righteous mission. Punished Jack's wild unkempt hair and shaggy beard is also a visual shorthand to how the past five decades have broken his will.

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>>90963835
Oh mb, didn't post the gif. From the episode with the mountain monks.

>>90963846
He's adorable with a beard

>>90963776
>Honest to god, hair bun Jack really is a lame design.

It really kind of is, once you reflect back on it.
Even something like a longer ponytail would've been better, but it's logical to to assume that they went for the bun hairstyle for budget and animation reasons.

>>90963112
yeah in one of their interviews they say something like "we try hard to style our designs so to avoid having to use outlines to improve visual clarity"

>>90963846
That episode was so fucking adorable. Watching him fidget around a woman and taking naps was amazing.

>>90961493
I like the beard too but it's good he didn't have it from the start

The unkempt beard and hair help show how far Jack has lost it

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>>90963907
>"we try hard to style our designs so to avoid having to use outlines to improve visual clarity"

yeah thats one of the things l love about the samurai jack art style, nothing has a solid outline like in other cartoons of the time which really makes everything pop

Cartoons look hand-drawn and colored in, samurai jack looks like someone painted it (pretty sure all of the backgrounds in the first 4 seasons are all paintings)

When he finally obtains his sword again, he's going get the old robes back, shave the beard, and tie the hair back again

Guarantee it

>>90964106

what's the odds that somehow Ashi recovers the sword for him?

>>90963966
It's really kinda cute and endearing seeing how awkward and shy he is around women in general. All the spaghetti he drops around them really sells just how pure he truly is.

>>90964173
And it wasn't even 4chan levels of cringe spaghetti. Just pure, innocent spaghetti.

>>90961994
>typically date guys
L O N D O N

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>>90961523
truth

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>>90963119

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>>90964310
>I wish I hadn't seen that

>>90964283
Pat?

>>90964417
who

>>90964457
A bald manlet who plays vidya

>>90961493
I preferred his design before his beard got cut in episode 2. For some reason he looks weird with a shorter but still scraggy beard.

>>90964527
I dont follow eceleb hentai shit

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>>90963119

>>90961493
Beard for sure.

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Are you guys excited for cowboy beard Jack?

>>90964882
It annoys me that she's going to stick around him

>>90964882
What's lana doing there?

>>90964907
I really doubt she's going to be with him all the time in every episode from now

>>90964882
Is his hair tied back?

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>>90964907
>>90964882
I don't want her to stick around with Jack. I want to be the only woman in Jack's life. I have faith that they'll make it interesting though, and not something cheesy and stupid just for the sake of Jack having a companion.

>feelsbadman

I love the beard but after seeing Seppuku Jack and that small bit in the intro I want to see old Jack again sometime in the season.

Gotta get back to being a pajama wearin' stoner.

>>90964310
>All he did was grow that stupid beard
More like /fa/Ku.
Actually a lot of Aku's stuff is pretty aesthetic, from a hellish point of view anyway.

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>>90965006
>>90964907
Honestly doesn't bug me if she sticks around but it would be cliche and bad writing if Ashi is shafted to a typical female romantic role.

If anything I like to see the Mad Max route. Mutual understanding for one goal. Both equally continuing being bad-asses.

>>90965090
Yeah, that would be a nice way of handling it. I didn't know how to describe it, but that's a good description. That's how I feel/hope they'll write her if they have her stick around for more than a few episodes.

>>90964907
>>90965006
I'm fine with it as long as their relationship ends up developing into a father/daughter bond. I'm a sucker for that kind of shit.

No romance though. A romance would feel too forced and rushed for a 10-ep season finale, especially when it's so out-of-character for Jack in general.

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>>90962713
>asians can't grow beards

watch Three Kingdoms for this bearded bastard

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>>90965225
Father/daughter bonds kick me right in the feels. Not a bad way to write it either. God, I can't wait until more of these episodes come out.

At least I've got 4chan to entertain myself with until they release each week.

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>>90961493
like it or not I want him to keep it until he beats aku.
I'm convinced his beard is a win condition on par with getting back the sword.

>>90963865
this

>>90964882
>>90964907
I'm still hoping that Jack is in a disguise or that that it's not Jack.

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Thanks for all the fun in this thread, I'm heading to bed to return to my depressing daily life that isn't with perfect husbando, Jack.

I made a thread on /wg/ for Jack wallpapers if any of you want more of these screenshots, I'll be updating that later when I have time.

>wish I had IRL friends to stream Samurai Jack with

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>>90965387
>wish I had IRL friends to stream Samurai Jack with
My family is Japanese and I'm the only one who watches the show. Feels lonely bro.

I prefer clean shaven jack. He looks more intense when he has an angry facial expression.

>>90961493
I like both with and without the beard. Also, him having long hair and let it free is fucking cool.

>>90965289
He'll keep it for as long as he battles with his conscious, it's a clear visual indicator that separates past Jack(his conscious) and the present Jack.

>>90964882
OH THAT'S SO COOL!

>>90964882
That emoji doggo portrait in the background.

>>90962713
I don't think there's a lot of 110 year old men spreading their seed.

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>>90965387
>>90965447
My brethren. This shit is kino.

>>90962713
For once I'd love it if /pol/ could just fuck off with their off-topic shit.

Men have been shaving for thousands of years in cultures that despised homosexuality - it probably started off or evolved into a status symbol to signify that a man was from a civilized society or high social status. That and most of the time they're just impractical and unattractive on a lot of men either way.

Might as well say that women shouldn't shave their legs or their armpits either since that's also the natural way to go, even though largely it's disgusting and unattractive to most men now.

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>>90964417
Holy shit

>>90964882
FUCK, HE LOOKS SO COOL

>>90965006
LONDON
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blah

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>>90965387
>tfw no friend(s) to watch the stream with and see reruns of the show with irl at my or their place

>>90966788
Wasn't a big reason for shaving because of the risk of lice way back then? Seems like a pretty good reason for it to be a common practice

>50 years past but i cannot shave
it makes more sense because he lost his sword/katana

>>90961493
he looks better with it, kinda gives him more of a mad max feel though.

>>90965225
There's also Jack being essentially a 70 year old, while Ashi is like 17 or someting

>>90966974
Might as well apply the same logic to men and their natural beards, chest hair and/or arm and leg hair.

Regardless it's still the natural way of things, even though society evolved to reject it overtime. Same issue applies to your pedo argument. People live significantly longer, healthier and safe lives now and the world is so ridiculously overpopulated that there's no reason to start fucking and popping out kids as soon as someone reaches puberty anymore.

>>90967105
>Same issue applies to your pedo argument.
Wut

>>90967123
Assumed you were this anon >>90962713

>>90961994
I mean the whole thing wasn't cut. Just trimmed, I think it looks better shorter.

>>90967139
Uh, no. All I noted is that I think I remember reading that men shaved to reduce risk of lice crawling on front of their faces. Some egyptians took it all the way and shaved their heads regularly.

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>>90965387
>>90966889
>tfw best friend is gonna watch all of samurai jack with me

>>90967779
that's really cool, anon!

my boyfriend is doing the same as well. it's such a conerstone in a relationship when someone dives into something out of the norm for themselves to appease the other. even better when said person turns out getting into it.

>>90961493
no beard is pure and seductive
beard is oddly sexual as well (i say oddly because i'm one of those girls who likes guys as hairless as possible)... almost daddy-tier. which is so different from my pure husbando. but beard jack also brings out my maternity kinks and i just want to take care of him.

jack just brings out so many flavors of gut-punching kinks, it's incredible.

>>90961493
No beard.

Beard Jack hot af

>>90961493
I like both.

I enjoy men with beards and without 'em. Jack not having a beard and having one is fitting for their individual characters. Works for me because they're meant for separate themes.

Wonder if he's gonna go with the traditional look by the end of the show. Bun & shaved.

>>90963877
In retrospect, I understand why this show has such a strong female following.

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Even with the beard gone he looks more rugged and weary

Jack dressing as Guan Yu when?

>>90961493
beard, it looks 20% cooler for fighters and drifters.
not beard if you are a lazy bastard.

>>90967163
Egyptians shaved their whole bodies including eyebrows, both males and females.

>>90969376
Nathan Explosion

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>>90964173
Of all women, the one to make him drop his spaghetti the hardest probably was Spring. Just listen to that stammering:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYKV6BdeWp8

>>90965225
It'd actually be more emotional if they don't make the father/daughter dynamic literal, in my opinion.

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>>90963675
>>90963776
I hated the beard at first, but it looks decent now that it's trimmed.
Still can't wait to see Jack with his traditional bun and no beard desu, it looks better and contrasts better when it gets loose in battle.

>>90963865
Hes right you know

>>90964310
isnt that the scottsmans beard?

plz delet

>>90969164
Damn right there's a good reason for it. Women like action and adventure as well, but it's not often that the genre panders to people who appreciate looking at a hot, polite, male fighter.

I never appreciated how hot Jack was when the show first aired, but now I definitely appreciate the series.

>>90971573
Oh most definitely. If it was a literal father/daughter tie, then that would be awful imo. Nowhere in my mind did I think Jack would be interested in banging women all these years while he's focused on getting back to the past and all his PTSD.
That's a completely different Jack than the one from the original series that would need way more character development than 10 episodes to explain that away.

>>90961493
I'm pretty disappointed he lost his bike and all his cool gear so soon

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>>90971547
>The music in this part

Holy shit why is this show so good?

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can't wait for more suicidal jack on saturday

>>90973110
The music in that scene is my favorite of the whole series; I like it even more than the one when the daughters of Aku are looking for Jack in the tombstones.

Beard.
Also, I don't think Jack is gonna make it.
All time portals are shut, there's no way he can back to the past so, it's either now or never. Or someone else finds the sword and defeats aku.

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>>90973309
>Or someone else finds the sword and defeats aku.
Don't you fucking dare, Genndy.

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>>90962974
>TFW I found Jesus
>And he's a faggot on /co/

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>>90964310

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>>90964907
I wouldn't be that annoyed IF THEY DIDN'T PICK THE WORST HAIRSTYLE ONE TO DO THAT.

Like holy fuck they killed the best looking one first and we will be left with that disgusting onion head thing for the rest of the series.

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>>90974483
Well she has the same hairstyle as Illana so maybe that's why Genndy chose her to be the lead one

>>90974510
>Mulan
>not Raven
shamefur dispray

>>90974588
raven's hair is slicked back, not parted to the sides like mulan

>>90974588
raven has a widow's peak

>>90971547
It's kinda sad how literally every woman we've ever seen Jack trust has some sort of trick up her sleeve.

>>90974945
just like women in real life

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>>90974945
>>90974976
Thus Jack finds more comfort and companionship with the same sex.

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>>90961493
>can only grow a beard, with no mustache, look like a total tool
Damn, my a father's genes.

>>90975036
MILK DRINKING

>>90975103
>can only grow a neckbeard
>it's fucking red
>all other hair on my body is dark brown
>including my mustache

>>90975036
Well he is a samurai who follows bushido code, it wouldn't surprise me if he also likes men honestly.

>>90975103
>can't grow beard
>effeminate face
>hard to grow muscles because of high metabolism
it hurts

>>90975103
>can only grow a mustache and goatee
>makes me look like a spanish conquistador
>tanned skin too

>>90975103
>Damn my father's genes
Liquid?

>>90963569
Any other edits like this?

>>90963675
>>90963776
Th bun was a good trick to make Jack look like he is going wield when it comes undone.

Jack Vs mad Jack is a great use of that.

>>90975103

>Not appreciating a patrician goatee

You don't deserve it.

>>90961493
Nope.
Only the clean, young look is great and I'm waiting for its soon revival.
Beards are for ugly, old neckbeards.

>>90961493
Nah, it fits with his confused and lost arc at the moment, but Samurai Jack is only himself when he's clean shaven and orderly in his attire, conducting himself with grace.

>>90975103
>Can only grow dirt
Step up Senpai.

Reminder that facial hair attraction changes every other generation or so, with a majority of women having a stronger preference for one thing or the other.

When your grandmother was a young woman, anything that wasn't clean shaven was seen as unattractive.

When your mom was a young lady, it was moustaches.

Young women today like beards.

Your daughter and all her friends will probably prefer clean shaven.

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>>90961493
I like it and I kinda don't. Just kinda neutral to the whole beard thing. But seriously I can go either way.

>>90975103
There was some video on Buzzfeed, yeah I know, where they did makeup for men. Apparently there's a beard filler. Kind of like and eye shadow-mascara thing for your face I guess.

>>90978455
>moustaches
From my detailed observations women hate and always hated moustaches
They either like full facial hair stubble or clean shaven

>>90965090
I watch that movie everytime I run across it on TV. It's so fucking great!

>>90978956
A study by Quicken shows that men with mustaches on average make 8.2% more money than bearded employees, and 4.2% more than clean shaven. Some group must has a bias for mustaches.

>>90979482
that or the personality type that works for raises hardest has a penchant for the mustaches

>>90975103
>Tfw can only grow mustache and neckbeard
HOW MUCH LONGER CAN YOU KEEP THIS UP?

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>>90978455
>Your daughter

Y-yes my daughter. That I will undoubtedly have. Heh.

>>90975165
if jack is gay im going to kill genndy and then im coming for you, faggot

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>>90963613
>tfw that's my fetish

>>90975103

>Can only grow a sshameful, thin ass beard and stache that spreads throughout my entire face but never gets full at ANY point and looks like a tree at the end of autumn
>To top It off have a perfect smooth hairless patch right under my chin where nothing Will ever grow which might be getting bigger

My father has full on rugged sandpaper beard, too. Maybe it is just not meant to be.

>>90980437
Fucking go and try anon

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>>90962974
Caiaphas, get the Prefect.

>>90961493
I'm a sucker for the grizzled veteran archetype, I love it.

>>90961493
Beards are neat

>>90967105
it's apparently actually a myth that women started having babies when they hit puberty, people used to have their children in their twenties back then too

>>90975103
>can only grow a pube beard
>hair only grows thickly on my neck, never my face
>2 months without shaving and I still barely have a mustache
>wanted to grow a mustache since I was a kid
I'm goddamn 23, this isn't fair.

>>90964907
Leave Genndy alone. He's an old guy now. Old guys like to do Father/child stories because its close to home. Let him do it.

>>90961493
>Anyone here actually prefer him with the beard?

Yes

>>90961523

Also this. Superman should have kept his beard

>>90975165
Nah nigga. He's the son of the emperor. Gotta keep that line on point yo.

>>90966788
>it probably started off or evolved into a status symbol to signify that a man was from a civilized society or high social status

It started because people kept getting lice and shit in their beard. It was purely for hygiene

>>90964907
as long as she doesn't get the victory over Aku.

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>>90975103
>Can grow a beard easily
>It's so light red that it's nearly see through blonde
>It interacts with my fucked up skin and causes pimples
>I'm fucking 25

Jack with the beard reminds me of the guy from those Dance of the Manwhore videos

>>90961960
This is autistically close to feminist shrieking about the natural state of the body. Shaving is grooming, there isn't some secret agenda to keep you down. Even if you have a beard, you have to take care of it by shaving. It's basic hygiene.

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>>90975103
>tfw can grow a full beard easily since high school
>tfw started balding at 19

>>90987005
Shave it off man. A shaved head looks better than a balding one.