Professor Poopypants annihalated most of the supreme power's world leaders during a UN meeting, making him supreme overlord of Earth. Now you must all change your names according to the chart and post them in this thread!
I still have my name memorized from all those years ago: Falafel GerbilChunks.
>>90957625
PinkyHamster Chunks
Zippy Banana Juice
>>90957625
Buttercup Bananahead
Gidget Toiletchunks.
Poopsie Girdlechunks.
>Poopsie Bananabuns
Ugh. I go by my middle name, maybe thats--
>Pinky Bananabuns
Hm.
>>90960911
Interesting, i'm Zippy PottyJuice.
>>90961162
Shut up, Boco
>Stinky Diaperchunks
please
>>90961270
Yes sir...
>>90961162
Shouldn't your name be Lumpy SnottyBrains?
>>90961395
BS L? Thats a name?
Gidget Pizzafanny
>>90961436
B___ s__________Y
it's yours
>>90962331
Fill in the blanks, please.
>>90962361
I can't. I'm afraid if I did, you would come through my computer screen and kill me.
>>90962428
I'm Bloody Mary now?
Go ahead. Really. I have absolutely no clue what you're referring to.
>>90957625
Pinky PizzaBrain
Buttercup Burgerbuns.
I ain't even mad.
Oprah BananaChunks
Too many names end with an N
>Pinky Chucklechunks
I feel like I got the better end of the stick than all my classmates.
>>90957625
Use this chart instead.
>>90964647
...dangly assgod
>>90957625
That's not how the UN works:
Crusty Gerbil-Chunks
>>90962469
What exactly is it everyone has against you? Other than being a tripfag.
>Poopsie BananaLips
Yep. This is beyond worst of the worse.
>>90964647
Erect Scrotummassacre reporting in.
>>90964647
>Fucking PenisSimulator
How do you fuck a penis exactly?
>>90964647
Legendary PussyMan, is that an insult or a compliment?
>>90964647
>Dank AngusDeliverer
I must be a butcher of sorts!
>>90957625
Poopsy Gorilla Fanny
>>90966151