Invincible Iron Man #5 storytime

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>>90945895
This solicit is also a lie
>The world now knows about Riri Williams and what she can do. So other heroes come to court her for their super-teams and villains come looking for revenge on Iron Man. Welcome ... (Oh, and Deadpool.) more

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>>90945908
Honestly, I don't know what I would do in the mother's situation either.

>>90945895
Those dick sucking kamala lips cant be a lie!

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>>90945934

>>90945908
isnt the whole registry thing in effect where uncle sam chooses her destiny?

>>90945934
I wouldn't monologue, that's for sure.

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>>90945954
>>90945940
She isn't in this issue and neither is anyone else on the cover, it's a lie

>>90945895
>that look on Cap's face
>"You're all going to be fucking mulch in a few weeks from now."

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>>90945996
Thanks for the recap Riri, but why did you wait 5 pages do do so?

>>90945895
I will never not be mad about how lazy of a character Riri is

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>>90946025
How come everyone made fun of Bendis for always saying "Scott Summers" but nobody ever says anything about him always refering to Tony as "Tony Stark"?

>>90945954
> Hey Tim, there's an ironman suit sitting in some chics garage and it works!
> Holy shit john! must be under the highest of security
> Naw...just a garage door thats open most the time

>>90945895
BENDIS!!!!!!

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>>90946052

>>90946086
Oh hey, it's an army of slydes.

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>>90946086
And thus our hero saves the day by hacking! Again! It's Venom Blast 2.0!
You'd think that Bendis would want to show off what her new armor can do, because I sure as hell don't.

>>90946052
Nice hips riri.

>>90946086
is she even wearing a bra?

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>>90946126

>>90946126
>It's Venom Blast 2.0!
Actually, that's something to think about. If Bendis were to make black teen versions of the others in the main Marvel lineup (Thor, Captain America, Hulk, etc.) what do you think their Venom Blasts would be?

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>>90946166

>>90946196
She's gonna get murdered here right?

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>>90946196

>>90946189
asgardian thunder, the people's power and its-gamma-energy-I-dont-have-to-explain-shit respectively.

>>90946189
Thing is, Bendis always, ALWAYS has a solve problem card.

His Avengers? Sentry
His X-Men? Tempus or Jean Grey
When he can't use one of those cards? The heroes just gangbang the villain when they are off guard and just win.

>>90946189
Do they all involve electricity?

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>>90946226
Bendis writes Sharon Carter the same way he writes Maria Hill. I don't think he's happy that Spencer took her off the table. Bendis has a real SHIELD-boner.

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>>90946258
Why would SHIELD want to recruit a teenager?

>>90946189
its a virus she used againt their mech. sorta like tony has a billion times. where is venomshit coming from?

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>>90946301
>Riri unironically calls SHIELD the devil
>Sharon makes a joke about her liking Hydra
>Riri is offended and goes on a rant

>>90946246
Sounds like Bendis.

>>90946247
They're black teenagers, so of course they're electricity-based.

>>90946258
>We have DOZENS of agents all over the world looking for them.
>They're that much of a priority; it's amazing that you found them almost by chance.

>>90946301
>Panel Five
Oh my god, it's almost like Bendis is aware of the meme.

>>90946301
Damn my pnis getting hard for jailbait eb0ny

>>90946258
>my armor is tehnically a weapon of war
Bendis ignores origins yet again, this time the rescue armor

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>>90946330
That Deadpool
So maybe the solicit wasn't a complete lie

>>90946258
>"A big hydra fan, are you?"
>"Me?"
>"You, hydra."
>"You think I'm something to do with hydra?"
>"Yeah"
>"Oh."
>"Yeah"
>"Well I'm not"

Am I as great as bendis yet?

>>90946258
> everybody has hover boots but me

>>90946258
Bendis is one of the brattiest writers in the Big Two. Like, he probably bullshits these stories months in advance, and only changes the names around if they contradict current stories.

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>>90946341
>>They're that much of a priority; it's amazing that you found them almost by chance.
These ninjas specifically targeted Riri because they saw her on TV and figured that she was a bigger threat to them than any other hero because she wears armor like Iron Man, a hero who fought them once yet failed to defeat them.

>>90946330
You know, it's ironic that a Bendis character is saying "Just because I'm not with you doesn't mean I'm against you" when this is the writer who has had every character who disagrees with his Avengers end up being a villain.
From Wonder Man to that woman Carol Danvers imprisoned.

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>>90946404
>>90946353
>Bendis ignores origins yet again, this time the rescue armor
I was thinking the same thing, but at least Pepper said "technically". It still uses reactor technology that could be used as a weapon if modified.

>>90946367
>Deadpool outta nowhere
first of all, IF I SEE THAT FUCKING DEADPOOL ONE MORE TIME

Secondly, this had better lead into SOMETHING, or else he's just here for the fuck of it and it doesn't actually matter why he's there.

>>90946367
Let me guess, Tumblr found Deadpool and they are going "OMG! DEADPOOL IS IN THIS BOOK! I CAN'T EVEN-"

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>>90946441

>>90946468
Hologram sex in 3...2...

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>>90946468
Well, looks like AI Tony might be a little evil.

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>>90946489
Amusingly, Marvel Future Fight is the only place where you can see Riri's armor in action because Bendis forgot.

>>90946468
Tony's a sentient hologram and he's wearing that outfit?

Geeze, poor taste transcends death, it seems.

>>90946489
but dem lips in Panel Six, tho
it's like a ghost blowjob

woo woo motherfucker

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>>90946523
And that's that, hope you enjoyed or whatever.
Next time: Fuck if I know, this cover is really generic and Bendis' solicitations are notoriously untrustworthy

>>90946489
Evil hologram Tony wouldnt be a bad Iron Man villain, but this is current Marvel so its already going to be done poorly

>>90946489
OH BOY! ANOTHER ULTRON!

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>>90946489
>>90946586
It looks like AI Tony will actually fight Ultron.

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>>90945895
>This cover is a lie
>>90945908
>This solicit is also a lie
I can excuse a lot of things, but blatant false advertising even worse than silver age Superman covers?
Well, let's just say that the next time I'll feel bad about reading pirated comics, I'll remember that this kind of scam makes it legit

>>90946523
> taped a pocket lamp to her jugs

Kinda HOT

>>90946330
Riri has a very good point here. SHIELD is not the Devil, but it is the Ultimate Imbecile.

>>90946196
>Hey daughter wanna go fencing?
What? What even is this?

>>90946586
Funny, I was thinking about the same thing. Is there anything built by Tony Stark that won't get wrong?!! He dared to say Peter Parker will ruin his company because he's useless, but I believe Stark is even more useless.

>>90946995
A guilt trip.

>>90945934
Sigh...I just want to hug her...whatever her name is.

Yeah...Bendis still hasn't come up with a name for her yet.

>>90946696
Ai tony is the ironman in generations.

I love Riri's design so much

>>90946995
> his father never taught him fencing

He wasnt gonna teach her how to PMS.

I don't even understand why anyone lets Bendis write anything.

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>>90947398

It's not a design.

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>>90946025
I wish Stefano Caselli woudnt be burnt by this series.
Ok, i wish he would restart defex.
Guess wishes will not be granted in the future.

>>90946196
>>90946166
>suddenly she even knows how to sword fight
Is this some exmachina thing from the 80s?

>fencing
so she comes from a rich black family?
Or
>my father taught me and his faghter taught him
So he is a pirate?

>>90946301
>hydra might be the devil
is this like all cops are rascist thing? So she believes authority are bad for her as a people of color?

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>>90946489

Wow She beat the bad guy by...overloading ther duits so that there was no fight or conflict at all and then someone else punched out the villain before she was shredded. After that she ranted about systematic oppression or some bullshit. RiRi is the best super hero ever! Those old Marvel comics where characters punch each other and the villain gets a momentary upper hand before they are cleverly defeated are so lame.

>>90948114

Honestly thought this was going to be a "you're gay" thing

>>90948584
would " Op is a fag" work?

>>90947303
Yeah, I feel bad for her. No one deserves to have their child abducted by The Bendis.

>>90946139
Bras are for white women.

>>90946258
>Red Ronin
That is a way deeper cut than I'd expect out of Bendis.

>>90946258
>a weapon of war
>whole point to the rescue armor is that it has 0 offensive capabilities
OK, Bendis. OK.

>>90946341
>it's almost like Bendis is aware of the mem
He is. Bendis has mocked Bendisspeak in his own comics many times.

>>90946460
I don't know, why don't you go check? You seem to care so much about what tumblr does afterall.

>>90946468
Venom Iron Man _

>>90946404
>3rd panel was enough to get the Ninja Rap stuck in my head
What has my life become and how do I end it?

>>90946578
It wouldn't be the first time a Tony AI was a villain. In fact, it wouldn't even be the second time if you count alt-universes.

What makes her armor different than Iron Man's other than being skinnier?

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>>90949888
It's still a heavy metal suit that can tear steel apart with its hands and act as a flying battering ram

Plus Toni Ho showed how the Rescue armor could be used offensively.
Compress the forcefields until they are razor thin and they can even decapitate a planetary weapon that rivals Pod
She did something similar by turning the image inducer in a stealth armor into a high powered laser

Plus the last Rescue armor we saw was designed to fight Symbiotes with sonic weapons

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>>90945996
>push the button!
>now?
>now!

>>90950353
The Ironheart suit? Nothing. So far, she's won every fight by hacking her opponents operating systems which has nothing to do with the suit itself.

Her proto-Ironheart suit had the whole "rocket punch" thing going for it though.

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>>90945908
All the future solicits are even vaguer than this one, promising Riri battling bad guys

Meaning that we're in for an entire arc filled with lots of talking, little plot, less character development, and maybe some fighting.

>>90946226
>SHEILD shows up at the ass end of the fight
Why are they so useless?

>>90946301
Caselli killin it.

>>90945895
Kamala looks hot here.

>>90951099
Because they are staffed by normal humans.

>>90946020
I like how Ben is looking at him like
>"what is up with Cap?!!"

>>90949687

Neither of which Riri is.

>>90951099

That carrier doesn't move all that fast.

>>90946196
OF FUCKING COURSE the blacks teach their kids fencing. Godsdamnit Bendis. This...I give up.

>>90952815
But he didn't teach her fencing, that's the whole point.

>>90946301
>>90946330
He just did all of this to have Riri make a speech.

>>90951267
she looks off-model, with huge nigger lips

>>90954531
although we can all rejoice that bendis didn't mary sue crayray any further, no black father in the ghettos of chicago goes up to their kid and goes "fencing lessons kiddo?"

>>90955603
He just did that.
Maybe her father was a Europe fetishist like her to Japan.

>>90945895
>>90945908
I hope bendis dies a horrible, slow death. preferably soon.

>>90946330
Heh, Sharon's face is like "Oh god I'm in one of those sjw books"

>>90945908
I still snicker at the name.

>>90945895

Good god what trash.

>>90946025
You know, I never really got why he put his name on it. There's a giant chuck of text wrapping around the page, Bendis, of course it's you.

>>90947872

I want future Riri to sport massive tits. Caselli make it happen.

>>90951180
>Caselli killin it.
I'd give Gracia some credit for the colors, famalam.

But, yes. One thing you can say about Bendy is he tends to have very very PRETTY books (I certainly didn't stick out CWII for the writing).

>>90951009
>lots of talking, little plot, less character development, and maybe some fighting
This is literally every Bendis comic for the last 10 years, senpai.

>>90946460
why do you care, and how would we know?

>>90946196
And I thought Crystal Skull's swordplay excuse was bad.

>>90946189
Whor has this thing where she just lets go of the hammer and it flies around beating people up on its own. Usually ends fights in one panel.

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>>90946301
>panels 2 and 3
The real heroes

>>90945895
If they didn't want us to call her Whor, why did they put a big W on her forehead?

>>90946052
I'd rather read a series about this Inhuman GATTAI-ing with every tech character in Marvel desu

>>90946446
>Secondly, this had better lead into SOMETHING, or else he's just here for the fuck of it and it doesn't actually matter why he's there.
First Bendis comic, eh?

>>90946468
>>90946489
They are fucking, right ?!!!

>>90946489
can Friday win against Tony's holo cock?

>>90946382
I remember when he wanted to casually kill of D-man or something. Breevort of all people actually sat him down and made him ask permission to the creator because these characters means a lot to them. Bendis had the gall to say he learned about respect that day.

Fuck that hack. Every thing that goes against his way he finds a way to ruin it or bash the fuck out of it.

>>90946139
Let's hope not

>>90946052
I feel Tony Stark is more justified because of his celebrity status. It's like saying Steve Jobs

>>90946196
>>90946226
>I know fencing!
>Doesn't even hold the sword right

>>90969552
She doesn't know fencing. That's the point. Her father tried to teach her how to fence and she told him to fuck off. Now she's regretting it. This may be a shit comic, but that doesn't excuse having reading comprehension this awful.

>>90945908
>>90945934
>>90945954
I get what he's going for, but it doesn't work because she's not well established, it drags on for far too long, and she has the same voice as every Bendis character.

It's a real shame he's a hack, we could be getting decent comics instead.