Voltron Legendary Defender

I honestly hope a terrorist bombs it and everyone dies.

Why did last night's thread suddenly get deleted?

>>90942375
I'd assume because the OP looked too shitposty.

>>90942613
Considering it was the GENTLEMEN and in such a tiny ass image, yeah I can see that.

>>90942613
>>90942747
Either that, or the mod got butthurt we were talking about obnoxious SJW, and they decided we made a new thread too soon, and they deleted it.

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>>90942797
Or maybe the mods were triggered because they don't ship Shiro x cigarettes.

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>>90942828
>the mod is a Shiro purityfag

Such shit taste. Slut Shiro with his asshole open for business for a pack of smokes is best Shiro.

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gotta love the mice

>>90942797
Just get rid of editions and make the OP not shit to be safe

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Chris palmer drew something new
>>90942375
It's not deleted, it only got archived

>>90943560
Disregard my comment. I'am a faggot

>>90943790
>I'am
Nice contraction

>>90943560
>no Shiro

KEITH LEADER NOW

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>>90943980
N-NO! ALLURA WILL PILOT BLACK AND BE THE NEW LEADER! THIS ISN'T OFFICIAL ANYWAY.

>>90944312
I'm just sad that after all the bonding between Shiro/black and Keith/red that at least one of them will probably get the switcheroo next season. Unless they are just pulling a fake out like Shiro dying season 1 and they find him before they have to switch around lions.

>>90944443
We don't know why Keith is a catmancer.

>>90944927
Keith gets all the pussy.

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Slav for black paladin in season three!

>>90945685
Slav is going to help make the wormholes not need Allura.

>>90943152
Huzzah!

>>90946961
That is actually pretty believable and it wouldn't surprise me if it became canon.

>>90946961
I wonder how Slav and Coran will get along since Coran might be stuck in the castle with him.

>>90948526
This is the old Bingo board, could someone post the updated one?

>>90948689
That is the updated one.

>>90948689
The old one had spaghetti spilling as the free space. This is the new one

>>90943152
I love mice

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Thoughts on this image, anons?

>>90950163
As long as Shiro didn't make them, I'll eat it.

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>>90950163

>>90950974
What is it called when someone sorta looks like bara, but not quite muscular enough?

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>>90950909

>>90951041
Perfection.

>>90951158
He's sad because no one wants his nuggies

>>90951041
Ottermode?

>>90951578
No, Shiro isn't very hairy, he even shaves some of his head

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>>90951158
Sorry Shiro, but those are some toxic nuggets.

>>90950909
>>90951158
Somebody edit mcnuggies to look like shiro

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>>90951963
have a nice day

It's weird seeing my chicken nugget story be so popular.

>>90952531
KEK, thanks anon

>>90952531
I love how Shiro has a fat ass.

>>90952606
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear. Got any more stories to share today nugget-anon?

>>90952606
Chicken nuggets are inherently funny.

>>90952661
I have made up stories about Klancer locusts attacking Sheith villagers and Shiro/Slav raising their five children. As well as contributing to crack theories and posting the Shiro smoking image. Not anything new though.

>>90952747
YOU DESTROYED PURE SHIRO.

>>90952747
Wait a minute, you set off the purefags? You need a medal dude

>>90952747
What do you think Ryou is like?

>>90952747
Why are you so crazy awesome? Are you May Chan?

>>90952805
I think Ryou was a good boy with exceptional cooking skills and was anti-smoking. He was the perfect son.

>>90952877
In a way, smoking did kill him

>>90952776
But he was never pure in the first place if he was abducted by the Galra. I am betting he has a complicated past.

>>90952777
I didn't mean to. I just wanted to share something I had discovered. It is funny though.

>>90952837
I am not May but I do like Kallura. Does that count?

>>90952877
This. I like to think Ryou was also nerdy.

>>90952966
Careful, mentioning Kallura is a trigger word around these parts

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>>90952747
The chicken nugget incident is hilarious because growing up I'm sure all of us made chicken nuggets at one point in our lives. All you do is put the nuggets on a pan and stuff it in the oven for 10 minutes. Shiro is soo incompetent at cooking that he managed to fuck up something so easy that it resulted in Ryou's death.

>>90952877
I need Takashi/Keith/Ryou art. Give me Keith squeezed betweeen the twin Shiro brothers.

>>90952966
You Kallura shippers truly are the mysterious elders of this series.

t. quiet Shancefag

>>90953111
squeezed between their plump twin tiddies?

>>90953111
This isn't a thing yet?

>>90952966
>I am not May but I do like Kallura. Does that count?

My nigga. You don't happen to be a Galrafag, are you?

>>90953181
>no texankeith fanart and fanfic since the fandom is racist and self hate
>no galrakeith/championshiro works
>no Keith meets Akira, Shiro meets Sven shit
this fandom sucks, if you haven't noticed. we gotta get our own writer and artfags to fulfill prompts.

>>90953150
Shance is a good ship. I would love to see Keith's reaction.

>>90953233
I like the Galra and Sendak/Shiro but I am not very invested and I have never talked about it on this board. I don't think I count as a Galrafag.

>>90952747
So you're the Shlav shitposter.

>>90953504
The next twist is he's the one that's been doing ms paint requests

>>90953549
Next you're gonna tell me there are only two people posting in these threads.

>>90953482
If you like even one galra, then you're a galrafag

>>90952966
>he was never pure in the first place if he was abducted by the Galra
Are you implying that both Matt and Dad Holt are also complete whores?

>>90953606
There's at least 3 because someone sure as hell talka to me about the Galra and b apparently it's not cig kallura guy.

>>90953606
>Implying that it isn't one circlejerking anon the whole time

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What do you think of Allurivan and is it not the best ship to come out of S2.

>>90953783
>there probably is a subset of extremely popular porn in the galaxy that is called GALRAED or something and is about women of various species being wrecked by the current galaxy master race

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>>90953815
I am very sad that I don't live in that reality.

>>90953639
To be a fag you gotta be obsessed, bro. They don't seem like a faggot.

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>>90953347
You mean you don't want 10,000 coffeeshop/domestic/highschool fics?
Sad there's not many other options.

>>90953864
Well imagine there is a line-up of women from all over the galaxy set in a presenting position on a couch and a single massive Galra breaks them all in with his cock, one by one, as they scream with pleasure, and only 50% of that is forced by the contract, and you are at the very end of the line and the next-to-last lady has already been "started"

>>90953504
It's not shitposting. It's funposting!

>>90953549
I am not the MS Paint anon. They're a treasure though and we are lucky to have them.

>>90953606
I'm pretty sure there are more people than that.

>>90953639
Is that how it works now?

>>90953651
Just Shiro because he needs the cigarettes. But that would be fun too.

>>90954004
Sam Holt needs his peas

>>90953170
Keith prefers Shiro's muscular body but Ryou is better for kissing because Ryou won't give him lung cancer.

>>90954090
Ryou wouldn't hang out with Keith, because their parents think he's a bad influence. Shiro does because they already gave up on him.

>>90953150
>>90953233
>fellating Kallurafags for being tired old boring bitches with a shitty ship

You faggots are pure cancer. Vine your suicides when Kallura doesn't fucking happen.

>>90953898
Isn't that every fandom now though? It's the wildest teenagers' brains can come up these days.

>>90954054
They feed Sam space peas in Galra jail. He cries because they can't compete with his wife's cooking. His loyalty to his wife's peas is what prevents him from journeying down the slut life.

>>90954090
>>90954149
I like to think Ryou died or got coma'd before ever meeting Keith. But it is nice to imagine Keith pressed between two pairs of Shiro tiddies.

>>90954183
Summoning complete.

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>>90954183
Shhh it's ok baby.

>>90954090
>after Keith makes out with Ryou they pull away
>"mmmm."
>Ryou gasps for air
>"out of curiosity, why don't you like making out with Takashi?"
>"His breath stinks."
>"o-oh.."

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>>90954183
You were right about one thing, we are going to play bingo.

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>>90954193
To this day I still don't get the concept of Coffee Shop au, it just sounds like a boring read and plot to me. I miss the hardcore angst and smut fic days.

>>90954402
Literally coffeeau's are a thing because the authors worked there or are currently working there.

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>>90954459
I wonder if there's a coffee shop au with Zarkon, not human just Galra Emperor Zarkon working at a Tim Hortons.

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Hello yello! Ms-paint anon here, what would you like me to draw today?

>>90954620
Pidge and Lance playing their Nintendo.

>>90954235
>tumblr: Ryou is Keith's dad
>/co/: Ryou was Keith's other fuckbuddy

>>90953783
I like it a lot. I like Kallura too.

Shallura a shit.

>>90954642
/co/ Ryou makes so much more sense. And I mean it. The tumblr McRyou theory is fucking stupid.

>>90953815
They probably just call it PURPLED.

>>90954637
Hmm, full body will be complex, but I'll try anon

>>90954620
Keith squeezed between Takashi and Ryou's tits.

>>90954734
Anon, that may get me banned for porn and I don't wanna get banned :/.
Wait, maybe if it looks more comedic?

>>90954402
>I miss the hardcore angst and smut fic days.
You and me both anon

Now if you dare to like anything that's more intense than fluff and hand holding you get a bunch of antis calling you a rape promoting pedo

>>90954805
Just have them wearing shirts. A man's bare chest won't get you banned anyway. Women, on the other hand...

>>90954805
>Anon, that may get me banned for porn
That is not porn

>>90954844
I still think it could be seen as some specific fetish, but I relent. I'll try anon

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Rate.

>>90954974
The Sheith: 8/10
Shitllura: -30/10
Galratean Klancer: -50/10
Sir Lancelot: 3/10

>>90954974
They even gave Lance white hair to make him look like Allura. What the fuck?

>>90954974
Don't care/10
Might save good porn of it, but the fans are shit/10
Cute Keith but Lance is worst boy/10
Why does this exist/10

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>>90954881
As long as no dicks are posted you won't get banned newfriend. Vagina's, tits, and dicks are for /aco/ and /y/

And you're still allowed to post that stuff here as long as you spoiler tag it

>>90954974
Are you asking to rate this by art or by ship?
If it's art then the Shallura one looks the worst. If it's ships then Shallura is still the worst.

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>>90955108
That's Altean Lance, anon. One of the many ways Lancefags try to make him more special.

>>90955179
You don't need white hair to be Altean though.

>>90955179
That would be a cute male Allura design

Lance is just the worst

>>90955158
This.

>>90955209
Yeah, did they forget Coran is Altean?

>>90954974
Fuck Shallura. Marry Sheith. Kill Klance

>>90955209
>>90955366
I don't follow any of these dolts, but I think the idea is that they think Altean royalty have white hair, and Lance is supposed to be Altean royalty.

It's all really cringy. I have seen a couple of pieces of genuinely nice art though.

>>90955435
>I have seen a couple of pieces of genuinely nice art though.
post pls

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>>90954637
The next metroid game will probably be a federation force one........

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>>90955552
This one is nice, other than the weird lips on Keith.

>>90955585
This is cute.

>>90955156
I mean there was that Pidge anon posting a webm tampon hentai.

>>90955595
I like it a lot, the Keith is very fluffy. got anymore?

>>90955623
kek

>>90955662
Nah, honestly just those two I posted. It's not something I have interest in,so I only save it when I see really good pieces, which doesn't happen often. I mostly hang around other Galrafags, so a lot of paladin art just passes me by.

>>90955396
You forgot Lancelot.

>>90955158
I was gonna ask if it was about ships or art too. You're right about which is the worst on both counts though. Kek.

>>90955740
It doesn't exist

>>90955943
Neither do Klance or Shallura.

>>90955585
Good job, MSPanon!

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>>90954734
I am never drawing muscles in Ms paint again, their anatomy is fucked

>>90955993
My thoughts exactly.

>>90956072
This is OOC. Keith would be smiling and caressing the titties.

>>90956102
Don't worry anon, at first he did like it, but it got so annoying that even trying to sleep was a chore due to constant tiddy nudging

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>>90956102
Tits.

>>90956072
>you will never be sandwiched between Ryou and Shiro's cowtits

>>90956072
I already like Keith/Allura/Lotor and Lance/Hunk/Pidge. This is another OT3 I can dig.

>>90956072
FUCK. Why do I ship this now?

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>>90956218
>You will never have shiro sing you a song while you drift to sleep
It hurts me

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This show should just give everyone fuzzy Galra boyfriends. It would be the best end to the ship drama.

>>90956364
I really hope the deus vult anon replies to this one

>>90956335
I'd rather have Ryou sing me to sleep. Shiro has nasty smoker's breath and his voice is all scratchy. I'm gonna get lung cancer from him.

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>>90956411
He tries so hard anon. Shiro is depressed and needs smoking to relieve stress.

>>90955993
Top kek.

>>90956411
Ryou is also a good cook. You won't die from lung cancer or food poisoning with him around.

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>>90956411
DELET THIS NOW
>tfw shiro has been tainted by cigarettes

>>90956591
Since Shiro is an old family friend of the Holts, does this mean Ryou knew them too?

>>90956622
I don't think he knew them that well but since Ryou is a nerd he got along with fellow nerd Matt.

>>90956599
He tainted his lungs.

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>>90956599
His breath stinks and Shiro smells in general. Not even Keith wants him. It's time for Keith to get with the well put together twin who can cook and doesn't smoke.

Shiro would just chug down liquor while he's posting on /r9k/ about how his life is now shit.

>>90956591
It's a shame he died. He was too good to be true.

>>90956763
Everybody avoids Shiro's cooking but Ryou trusted his brother and ate his nuggies anyway.

>>90956591
>>90956763
>implying Ryou didn't have gross habits like having a filthy home and is a very thrifty cheapskate that puts most to shame

Also a hoarder

>>90956751
But Shiro has a better body than Ryou and his robo arm has a vibrate setting.

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>>90956751
NORMIES GET OFF MY LION REEEE

>>90956981
Takashi is for fucking.
Ryou is for marriage.

>>90957011
Ryou is my wife but Takashi is my mistress. Oh and Keith is the cheap whore I see sometimes.

>>90957058
Fuck Takashi, marry Ryou, kill Keith.

Let's discuss Klance. What are your thoughts on it and why do you think it's good/bad?

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>>90957101
>Shiro's face when his ex is a kill

>>90957203
I rather not. Mentioning kl ance so many times summons Klancer-anon
Ctrl +F kl ance

did VLD get a big advertising push somewhere? the threads are reeking of summer lately

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>>90957101
Fuck Shiro, marry Coran, kill Lance.

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Pure child Keith or a facade for his Galra tenancies, you decide.

>>90956981
The Galra improved him.

>>90957210
Nobody cares if you kill prostitutes.

>>90957271
We're obsessed and also shitposting

>>90957271
Someone advertised /co/ 's Voltron threads somewhere, maybe. The newfags easily single themselves out.

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>>90957363
This isn't Slutkeith anon. This is canonKeith.
Slutkeith would fuck Shiro no matter what because he's a slut

>>90957271
Well, Wondercon is coming soon so maybe more anons are coming out of the woodwork.

>>90957396
I can tell a lot are newfags because they're confused by the desu world filter

>>90957639
They talk like late teen or twentysomething females from tumblr too.

>>90957291
Facade, but galra child keith is still cute

>>90956599
SHIRO IS OLD AND BUSTED.
RYOU IS NEW HOTNESS.

>>90957639
I've been here for a few years, so I know of the desu, senpai, etc. wordfilters, but haven't actually had them change one of my posts yet so I don't know what they actually filter.

>>90957831
Ryou is the pure boy. He is a true Yamato nadeshiko.

>>90957849
Lurk moar. :/

>>90957763
Not to mention-
>using emotes
>using "le reddit meme"

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>>90957639
>>90957763
I'll be honest, I'm sorta a newfag to these threads. Is that bad?

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Space parents xD

>>90957763

Newfag reporting in. Also twentysomething female from tumbrl. So spot on.

>>90957967
Disgusting. Photoshop this to make it Alfor and Zarkon with baby Allura instead.

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>>90957967
Trying a touch too hard, there.

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>>90958003
>>90958010
Red and Blue XD

>>90957763
You can tell they're from tumblr because some defend trannies instead of throwing around /pol/ memes.

>>90957967
I am actually repulsed, thanks anon

>>90958003
We can have Coran and Lotor in the background going yandere.

>>90958050
Genuine /pol/ shit isn't well-liked around here even by natives, honestly.

>>90957915
Only to idiots.

>>90957763
They're visiting 4chan for the first time because they feel uncomfortable on tumblr.

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>>90957897
>tfw despite all the discourse you just want them to be happy

>>90958106
Because if we had /pol/ shit being thrown around, our ships would be disallowed. And I'll be damned before a /pol/ anon takes away shendak

>>90958106
Anon said /pol/ memes. Not genuine /pol/ shit. Fuck the alt-right.

>>90957981
So what are your thoughts on us? Yay or nay?

>>90958166
Fuck the left too.

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>>90958128
Sheith shippers are not welcome on tumbrl.

>>90958166
>>90958215
Fuck all sides and ship in peace, no matter your skin, religion, genitals, orientation, or opinion on your genitals.

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>>90958223
We're basically a refugee camp.

>>90957915
Nothing wrong with being new just >>90957899

>>90958215
Which left? At least /leftypol/ knows idpol is stupid but they are full of tankies.

>>90958281
I think they mean the liberals.

bored writeanon here, any ideas/requests?

>>90958208
Much better stuff out here. Better theories, better fanon. And I love mice anon.

>>90958223
these threads should not go back to when sheith shippers came here to whine about what the antis were doing to them. we had a lot of those faggots back in 2016 but they left or calmed down

>>90958395
Always remember VLD /co/ threads as the birthplace of Bad Boy Shiro.

>>90958378
requesting pancefic, where Lance slowly learns to deal with Pidge's weird habits and personality quirks

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>>90958279
I started on here for similar reason. Year ago and a zeithfag, most of the other shippers are here so it's been a good time.

>>90958430
Also birthplace of the nuggets theory, shiro smoking, deus vult allura, Klance jesus anon, etc.

>>90958281
/leftypol/ is stupid but they would scare the mainstream left.

Less newfag talk, more Galraposting or Shiro smoking.

>>90958281
>>90958349
Extreme liberals, Sjws.

>>90958378
Punkfic please. Preferably with them bonding over some project where he makes the hardware and she writes the software.

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>>90958440

>>90958476
The nuggets theory and Shiro smoking were both started by a Kallura shipper. This is the birthplace of Kallura grand masters of esoteric studies.

>>90958482
I don't know which anon did it, but>>90942828
is still my favorite edit of my shitty drawing

>>90958546
I bet May Chan posts here.

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>>90958128
We should build a wall to force them to stay and defend their homeland, rather than let them invade ours whilst diluting our noble bloodlines

Can we all agree that this is a better place for theories and ships because nobody freaks out over dumb shit?

>>90958476
>Klance jesus anon
I heard he's been around since Dotu. Preaching to the oldfags about how klance would smite them if they didn't believe in it.

>>90958546
Their summoning magic is so powerful they can summon anti Kalluras without even mentioning the ship.

>>90958591
sup deus vult anon, thoughts on keith being part galra?

>>90958546
Ask them to divine the possibility of Shlav being canon.

>>90958644
Allura secretly wants Keith to fuck her.

>>90958648
I originally started off thinking of it as a joke, but I'm actually starting to warm up to this ship. Is this wrong?

>>90958616
>nobody freaks out over dumb shit
are we in the same threads?

that aside yeah, most of the theories and headcanons from here are better than tumblr

>>90958616
Yeah, all you risk here is insults and shitposting. You're not going to get fucking blacklisted or have people call your job and tell them you're a pedo.

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>>90958482
>ywn get lung cancer from Shiro via passive smoking
fuck this earth

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>>90958648
>>90958704
I want Slav to constantly THINK Shiro is coming on to him and have to always be "rejecting" him.

>>90958736
Anon this is great, did you make this?

>>90958736
Anyone found any good smoking Shiro fanart?

>>90958616
>The Maze disscusion

>>90958762
>.gif filename
>his hands aren't moving while ruffling his hair
This is depressing

>>90958546
The Kallura shippers are the /int/ Australians of /co/

>>90958763
I did, thanks. I was bothered by the lack of smoking Shiro art.

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I'm sick. Does anyone know any home remedies to help get rid of sore throats?

>>90958835
You could try some chicken nuggets, I hear they're a good treat

>>90958704
No. Slav is the only one who can convince Shiro to quit smoking because he can see parallel universes. Slav tells Shiro that in one world where Ryou is still alive his one wish is for Shiro to quit smoking and live a healthy life.
Also Slav is annoying as fuck so he would wear down Shiro eventually.

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What are your hopes for Lotor? Do you think he'll have a harem like he did in the original series?

>>90958791
Oh Kek.

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>>90958862
They're more deadly than people give them credit for.

>>90958791
Not sure I get this joke, care to explain?

>>90958616
People freak out over dumb shit all the time but then go right back to shitposting together since we have what, a single namefag? It's a pretty ideal atmosphere for this kind of thing.

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>>90958862
..No, besides I'm in the mood for some fries. The only problem with this is i can't eat it since it'll be a pain to swallow.

imagine swallowing glass.

>>90958897
I don't thing he will have a harem full of slave girls. I think he would be a playboy so maybe a lot of casual girlfriends.

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>>90958933
A debate/discussion on the maze Keith and Lance did about who fucked up and was wrong. It lasted what felt like three threads and over the dumbest shit.

>>90958960
I don't mean the anti kallurafag, I meant people don't scream "PEDO" when talking about, say, Pance

>>90958704
imagine Slav's nuts. i bet its like a double row of cute little sleigh bells

>>90959058
>Implying we don't already discuss the same topics for three threads already

>>90958897
I don't think they'll go the harem route for fear of controversy. (Never mind that he's a villain.)

I'm mostly hoping for OG Lotor, but replace the Allura fixation (since Zarkon has his obsession with Black) with general hyper-narcissism.

>>90959084
Shiro sucking Slav's nuts while caressing Slav's 12 titties.

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>>90959058
Oh hell I remember that.

>>90959078
/co/ is the promised land for our kind.

>>90958999
Maybe try a smoke break instead?

>>90959188
>Yo how you want your race edit famalam
>JUST

>>90958897
i hope they're re-imagined as an all-female elite military squad, ocelot unit-style. and summoned the exact same way

Am I the only one who can't stand Lance ?

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>>90959162
Pance makes me sick.

She should get with Hunk.

>>90959235
Nope!

>>90959235
I love lance, but being a Klancer is insufferable sometimes

>>90959137
looks exactly like someone playing a tuba

>>90959235
Lance is fine desu. He's a comic relief character, and serves as such until he gets his own storyline. Why do you hate him?

>>90959271
When you use "Klancer" that implies that you're cancer

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>>90959084
Slav is a weird alien and probably has some kind of cluster of internal hermaphroditic gonadveries and a creepy insemination tentacle that comes out of his nosebeak.

>>90959270
Hey, as long as it's Pidge.

>>90959322
>Slav is a weird alien and probably has some kind of cluster of internal hermaphroditic gonadveries and a creepy insemination tentacle that comes out of his nosebeak.
Mmmmmm

>>90959235
There's northing wrong with Lance since canon Lance is not whatever the hell fanon Lance is.

>>90959288
Different anon replying. I hate Lance because he's blueballed me on lore at least twice by interrupting others, and because his comic relief shtick of being ultra-horny has endangered the team and thus the war effort at least twice too.

>>90958897
Maybe Lotor will have an implied harem or at least loads of female servants. They won't be called slaves, he won't be kidnapping women and he won' be raping Romelle.

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>>90959400

>>90959400
I know the Coran one, when did he interrupt a second time?

>>90959400
>endangered the team and thus the war effort
>taking the show more seriously than the show takes itself

why bring this suffering upon yourself. for what purpose?

>>90959235
I don't like season 2 lance and I can't fucking stand fanon lance but idk he's alright when he's not forced comic relief

>>90959510
>the Very Special Episode where Hunk is diagnosed with ROCKAIDS

>>90959479
REEEEEEEE

>>90959495
When Allura was describing what Blue needed in a paladin, while the camerawork was setting up who'll be flying which lion now that Shiro's gone.

>>90959510
Just how I've always been. When I get invested in a work I want the good guys to win, and I hate it when one of their own cocks it up.

>>90959590
At least Hunk can get laid unlike Lance.

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>>90959590

>>90959644
>that book

>>90959510
>the episode where the entire cast confronts their undiagnosed PTSD that ends in a PSA about the global plight of child soldiers

>>90959737
I actually want this. Maybe not that dark, but just some acknowledgement that these teenagers have been killing like thousands of people.

>>90959787
What people? :^)

>>90959737
STANDING, ON THE EDGE, OF THE CASTLE, LIKE THE DRUIDS ONCE SAID

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>>90959787
Maybe it can also be a beach episode.

>>90959644
Do you ever wonder about rock vaginas

>>90959863
Allura, go to bed.

>>90959948
Is there any NSFW art out there of Shay? I'd imagine it's still self-lubricating. Maybe moss for pubic hair?

>>90959948
Shay has vagina dentata except teeth are made of sharp crystals. Hunk is such a good boyfriend.

>>90959946
>lance constantly sets himself up with a watergun to shoot Keith only to be comically stopped every time
>Pidge makes friends with crabs on the beach
>allura and coran make a sand version of castle of lions
>shiro tries tanning but every alien girl is pining over him
>hunk attempts to catch an alien fish and fails until he at last catches an alien minnow

>>90959948
wonder why i was cursedly born into a world without them, anon.

>>90960057
>alien tentacle monster attacks the beach
>it captures Shiro

>>90960102
You can always make one, anon. No one's stopping you from fuckin a rock.

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>can't stop seeing Pidge as a guy
>sometimes even forget she's a girl
>want to see Pidge NSFW until I remember she has a vag
Why does this happen to me, /co/?

>>90960057
>Shiro blushes at a buff alien dude he sees

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>>90959946
>>90960057

>>90960145
For people like you, the only solution is Matt porn.

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>>90960145
Must suck being trapped like that

>>90960145
Stop bein gay damn

>>90960145
You're gay, son.

>>90960181
There isn't enough around. He had like 2 minutes of screentime.

>>90960180
Good comic, thanks anon

>>90960210
Carlos!

>>90960210
god damnit Carlos

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>>90960145
>>90960229
It's also mostly from the most hilariously named ship, Shatt.

>>90960237
I think Pidge would definitely wear a t-shirt and shorts like that, unfortunately.

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>>90960219
>>90960227
Yeah, I noticed when I got together with my current boyfriend 5 years ago

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>>90959787
>>90959863
>>90959966
>Lance: We just liberated you guys from Zarkon and Lotor. You're welcome.
>Galra Widow: You killed hundreds of thousands of our people to do it.
>Keith: ...well, I happen to be half-Galra...so-.
>Galra Widow: GET THE FUCK OFF OF OUR PLANET!

>>90960335
None of these females are on Sendak's level.

>>90960302
Shiro has taken the virginity of so many people.

>>90960335
Far right is good, rest are a shit waifu

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>>90960302
>tfw a doujinshi artist thought of the same ship

>>90960364
Sendak cheats on his husband with those fine galra women.

>>90960335
>implying the Galra cultural philosophy wouldn't welcome the culling of their weakest, and the rise of a martially superior race over them

Team Voltron will be welcomed as liberators.

>>90960335
Left and right are amazing

>>90959288
I hate him because I dislike comic relief and playboy wannabe type of characters.

>>90959948
I bet Shay squirts mud.

>>90960335
>galra females aren't large, aggressive furries
Fuck off

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>>90958897
He identifies more as an Altean than a Galra so he thinks nothing of squandering the lives of his soldiers. He's all hugs & kisses & heroism with Allura, but to everyone else he is a deadly, unstable psycho. Kind of like FF6 Kefka, but with a love for destruction replaced with a love for brown Altean childhood friend puss.

>>90960424
Quit shitposting on Galrachan, Sadak.

>>90960314
>5 years ago
Nice! Are you ever gonna make honest men out of each other?

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>>90959128
>replace the Allura fixation (since Zarkon has his obsession with Black)

I think keeping that would make for some good drama. If he's anything like his previous incarnations, he despises his father, so if you retain that you add this extra layer of "We're not so different/I guess I'm more like my father than I care to admit."

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>>90960419
She's also the patron saint of Pance art.

>people on tumblr obsessing over lance/lotor
>s3 btfos these shippers with keith/lotor

How likely is this, anons?

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Ms-paint anon here, requesting more sendak/shiro fanart if you have it, also will draw best reply request of my choice

>>90960537
>"We're not so different/I guess I'm more like my father than I care to admit."
Is he introspective enough to realize it, though? He didn't seem to be in DotU or the 1-3 episodes I saw of Third Dimension.

>>90960603
>lott happens

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>>90959469
>>90959234
>>90959021
>it's an "Allura infiltrates what she thinks is Lotor's harem" episode
>turns out they're all warriors and scientists helping him with his schemes
>and they all take turns talking shit about Allura because they're jealous that they're hot, rich, smart, badass boss is in love with an ugly spoiled brat who has awful hair and ears

>>90960603
Keith's asshole may be free game, but his heart belongs to Shiro.

>>90960603
I'm shipping klotor already t b h.

>>90960603
Lancelot is dumb. I've been into Klotor hatefucking since the original series though.

>>90960603
Klotor will destroy Lancelot 100%.
Just wait for it.

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>>90960657
Sluts, the both of them.

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>>90960656
>Allura trying to stick up for herself without blowing cover
I'm going to need this quite desperately.

>>90960751
They're that couple who score bar hookups together, aren't they.

>>90960681
I'm waiting for Keith to get his ass kicked by Lotor.
Shit's gonna be hot.

>>90960619
So you're taking requests?

Keith babysitting Sendak and Shiro's baby girl while crying and thinking about the Sheithchild that will never be.

>>90960603
I'm going to add Lancelot BTFO in the season 3 bingo card.

>>90960647
>Matt's time in the slave pens breaks him
>he becomes genuinely loyal to the Galra Empire
>eventually becomes an alien-citizen instead of a slave
>catches the eye of the Prince
>the paladins only learn this when he infiltrates the castle as they "rescue" him
>episode ends with Matt escaping with some necessary thing
>Lance/Hunk has a shot, but Pidge puts herself between the shooter and Matt
>"He's my brother, damn it!"

>>90960833
>Sendak and Shiro's baby girl

Why are you trying to ruin Sendak's marriage to Eyebrows?

>>90960746
There will be the inevitable Klance vs Klotor discourse. Meanwhile Kallura sneaks closer to being endgame underneath everyone's noses.

>>90960746
But Tumblr won't like it because Lance is left out. It's literally the only reason they hate Sheith so much, they use "pedos!" as a false sense of moralfaggotry.

>>90960833
Going once

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>>90960603
>>90960837
>Lotor does the Chin Grab

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>>90960873
>Meanwhile Kallura sneaks closer to being endgame underneath everyone's noses.

The Kallurafags shall inherit the Earth, again.

>>90960837
Bingo anon, is this you?
I've already thought of so many bingo spots and we're still 5 months away.
>Slav can create wormholes
>good guy Lotor
>Shiro's in another reality
>Keith has dads
>Lance pilots red, Allura blue
>pre kerebos

>>90960871
Do you so easily forget good times past in the Cuck Keith threads?

>>90960870
Why would Lotor choose a goofy looking nerd like Matt when he can be putting the moves on Sendak's war widow?

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>>90960943
DELETE THIS

>>90960873
It was already sneaking about in S1 and people are now shocked or in denial about their developments in S2. It'll be fun to see what happens next.

>>90960943
His dad would never allow it.

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Just finished episode 5, I just have one question

Pidge isn't trans, right? She's just a trap, right?

>>90960873
This is exactly what is going happen. Kek.

>>90960833
Sold to the anon who's making me draw a baby galra, wish me luck

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>>90961009
She a man.