Detective Comics #953 Storytime

>>90938472
Cass way ? YOU CUNT.

>>90938488
I hope she die.

>>90938462
Oh, FUCK! How is Clayface gonna handle a bunch of assholes with swords?

>>90938498
She wanted to kill him.

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I can't believe it, guys. He's back...

>>90938564
yeahhhhh kill cass.

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UBU REBIRTH

>>90938575
He was in the last issue and the last issue of Trinity so

>>90938583
>>90938584
Oh shit nevermind, true hype

>>90938385
Oh damn, right in the nipple.

>>90938583
>it's a return of based ubu episode

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Action Comics: >>90937894
HJ/tGLC: >>90938116

>>90938583
HE THE GUY FORM THE BATMAN and SON MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>90938419
I think I see a cameltoe.

Detective Comics 953 (2017) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www2.zippyshare.com/v/MzbDz2nV/file.html

>>90938583
Oh. It's him.

Woopdeedoo. So fucking what.

>>90938669
>he doesn't know how based ubu is

>>90938462
When did Basil become Best Boy?

>Spoiler
>Batwoman
>Shiva
>Cass

Basically Tynion's run on Tec can be summed up as Batman get's beaten up by every woman in Gotham.

>>90938451
Wow, didn't expect that exchange. Feels.

>>90938583
Question. The T-Rex was stolen by the Joker and painted to look clownish. Then the T-Rex was relocated to the Narrows Youth Center and converted into a children]s playground slide. So my question is, Is this the same T-Rex? Or a new one?

>>90938583
Batman and Ra's team up, nice.

>>90938451
She knows how to read???

>>90938451
Clayface is best.

>>90938505
Lately everybody gets into the cave. Maybe Bats should upgrade his security or move to Batbunker.

>>90938385
>right through the nipple and entire boob
holy shit that's gotta hurt.

>>90938856
SLAAAAY QUEENSSSS!

>>90938409
>two of our associates have already been taken
Someone remind me. Were Azrael and Batwing taken by Shiva last issue?

I'm glad that Damian andJason is not in that book.The book is just something for tumblr feminists.Poor Bruce is a joke him his own book.
>Spoiler
>Batwoman
>Shiva
>Cass

tumblr feminist cancer.

>>90938451
>>90938462
>every issue we get closer and closer to Basil's inevitable return to being evil
I don't think my heart can take it.

>>90940118
>>90938856

>Batfags getting triggered because Tynion is writing him as an actual person that cares about his family and not some silent, brooding, I'LL DO IT MYSELF Batgod

>Spoiler
He let her win because he refused to fight her seriously.
>Batwoman
What? He's beaten her every time.
>Shiva
>Cass
They've always been better hand to hand fighters than Batman.

>>90938583
WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE????

>>90940198
Tynion pls.

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>>90940198

>>90938498
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. That bitch.

>>90940246
>not wanting Batgod makes me tumblr
Give me the Pirate or I'll break your damn back
Give me the Pirate or I'll break your damn back
Give me the Pirate or I'll break your damn back

Batfags are the fucking worst.

, Tynion is an inconsistent writer, and I think he might be too much of a fanboy to write balanced stories. He's letting the hype of these characters get in the way of the story.

>>90940353
tynion? ughh... i'm so over the escalation. Batman is a parody of himself at this point.
i'm not sure how people can take this seriously.

>>90938515
>there are pieces of clayface all over

Yeah, and? that seems perfectly fine

>>90940367
In what way? The only character so far that has legitimately beaten him is Shiva last issue.

>>90940396
>Spoiler
>Batwoman
>Shiva
>Cass

>>90938605
>>90939985
>inb4 there's a twitter controversy about DC supporting sexualization of violence through a problematic detective comics variant cover

Cass leaving would be good . put her back in limbo.

>>90940416
>The only character so far that has legitimately beaten him
See >>90940198
Did you even read the issue? He straight up said he wasn't going to fight Cass. >>90938498
>I won't fight you
>I won't do it
Same thing happened with Spoiler. I don't recall Batwoman beating him at all, every time she thought she had him beaten he turned the tables.

Cass is trash.: "Pssst, Joker. Over here.

>>90938546
>He really did it, didn't he?

The absolute mad man

>>90938553
>fight between two fo DC's best martial artists
>the fight is terribly drawn

Awesome

>>90940586
It's well drawn but it's terribly choreographed.

>>90938492
>>90938508
>>90938581
>>90940118
>>90940229
>>90940270
>>90940460
>>90940558
Damifag needs to leave

>>90940695
James pls.

>>90940695
Timfag we all hate Tynion.

>>90940353
>>90940198
>>90940695
Timfag is a feminist lol.

>>90940777
So do you think that your strategy of always just calling whoever calls you out some random name of a person you don't like does anything? You constantly come off as an illiterate idiot whose tenuous grasp on the English language makes every thread worse and embarrasses yourself.

>>90940812
tynion Write your tumblr fanfiction.

>>90940812
the two main Batman books are in a worst shape then they've ever been, I don't see Snyder doing anything worse at this point. , but I'm still hoping that this Snyder empire falls at some point and take all the Snyder hacks (tynion and king ) with it.

>>90940777
>>90940789
>>90940810
>>90940832
Also your strategy of posting a bunch of replies to the same post is retarded. Why do you think it is that everyone immediately knows it's you when you show up? It's because literally no one else types as astoundingly stupidly as you do.

>>90940875
king and snyder are good nigga

>>90940994
Tynion "you suck"

>>90940994
No One Cares.

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>>90941013
Tynion wrote this.

>>90938505
Tynion just finished BRE, and BRE was complete shit. And he's specifically said that he wants 'Tec to be a continuation of BRE, so all signs point to 'Tec being complete shit too.

>>90941013
The point is that both are shit, and one doesn't deserve to be held head and shoulders above the other.

>>90941126
>this teenage orphan is more of a blank slate than any teenage orphan I've ever met. I could groom her into any kind of person I want and she'd just roll over and let me.
that's not a compliment

>>90941126
Who is saying this? Bruce? What the fuck, she's useless.

>>90941251
Yes. BRE was a mistake.

I dunno what that one asshole is whining about, this was pretty good.

>>90941126
What's wrong with that?
Do you people even understand Batman?
"Perfect partner" would be someone that follows his orders without questioning ever, unlike the Robins which all end up having their own behavior and be independent.
It was also what Mother promised him, a partner that wouldn't act on his own like Dick did but just be a tool.

>it's another "Batman does nothing other than look lost" episode

Tynion is fucking garbage

and so is harper row

>>90941308
Typical Snyderissm and Tynionism.

>>90940198
No cares about Batman(or any character for that matter) losing, they care about him jobbing. There's a big difference.

>>90940198
so tumblr

Does this end with Bruce officialy adopting Cass?

>>90938553
Terrible.

Jesus christ.

>>90938583
IT'S AL GHUL, AL GHUL
YOU NEVER GONNA NOW WHAT
HE'S GONNA DO NEXT
IT'S AL GHUL, AL GHUL

>>90938553
I feel like they thought this was going to be a real stunner of a page lol.

Why is the art on an almost 80 year mainstay so bad?

Why does DC always do the "this little woman/girl is a better fighter than batman". It doesn't matter how skilled you are, she doesn't have the strength to hit a 260 pound man backwards like that a few pages before.

I don't care if Cassfags think she's top 3. She isn't. Show me, don't tell me.

>>90938583
This gets people hyped?

Jesus. Thank god I dropped this book months ago.

>shiva is a better fighter than Bruce
>Cass is a better fighter than bruce
enough of this tumblr cuck betamale sjw shit
shiva should have stayed a wimp with the long blade hair, she cant beat a male let alone batman

is there an explanation to why Shiva is the best fighter anyway? all the other characters have a reason to be good but she just seem to be good because she is supposed to be

>>90940452
>SJWs
>Reading DC
lols

>>90942410
sjw feminism nonsense

>>90938451
>>90938462
After see Cass crying I like that Smile.

>>90938409
>So, it's him again. The Joker. More of his brand of hell.... When are you going to rape him and put an end to this Batman?

Woah! DC! Too far!

>>90940695
I am Damian fan.. But I have no problem with this.

>>90938451
If you would have told me last year that Clayface would be my favorite character in DC comics I would have believed you.

I'm going to be dropping it after this Cass arc is over .Anyway, the story arc is Shit.

>>90942025
Him or Kate.

>>90938553
Damn. Cass didn't even touch her. But Shiva was gentle. Curious...

>>90938553
I don't like Cassandra Cain:

I've tried. Believe me. I've read most of the issues, thanks to a friend who's a big fan. But I can't bring myself to like her.

It's just...she's so cliched in concept. And I know that now that I've said that, I'll probably get a few people going on about the "originality" of a fighter who can't speak and communicates through/perceives body language as an actual language.

>>90943428
oh yes, we need Batwoman stealing even more stuff from Batman

>>90938498
Cass is so poorly constructed that I'm not even mad anymore, I just pity her now.Power levels are whack here, remember this Batman beat Grundy only to almost get killed by Cassandra Cain.

>>90938443
IMMORTAN JOE RETURNS

>>90938451
>Basil giving Cass the Bard
Absolute Patrician taste. I mean, he's tossing a toddler in the deep end expecting her to figure it out on her own, but if she can figure it out, there is no one better to learn from.

>>90938462
I'm not in Gotham, but I like you, Clayface.

wow… that was shit

honestly Batman doing nothing but getting beaten is getting stale

>>90938608
I'm glad I'm not the only one hype for Ubu.

>>90938583
I mean, as often as Bruce breaks into Ra's's place, Ra's should bee allowed to opportunity to repay the intrusion.

>>90943781
Maybe you ought to read literally any other book where he pulls Batkaku's out of his ass all day every day.

>>90943834
James pls.you sucks.

>>90943834
I meant on a physical level, since Rebirth started this is like the 8 time he is physically bested

>>90938575
>>90938583
>Bruce Wayne
>not detectvive
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>90940695
Jason and Tim fags are the worst

>>90938367
Jasontards out in force

>>90938419
I don't care about Cass enough to hate her. She's just there. Too me she's nothing more than a temp character. Hopefully when Tynion leaves future writers will forget about her.

>>90938539
Did she just take her mask off in front of Time's Square??

>>90943834
bat_girl_cc pls.
http://community.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?93052-Detective-Comics-953-preview/page6

>>90944365

Cass and her secret identity are things she really doesn't care about. Then again at this point she hasn't even built a proper civilian life yet. It's been all vigilante so far.

>>90943510
Understandable anon your opinion. For me it isn't that though that I like the character. It's struggling to have a life beyond that of a vigilante. She has that same obsessive nature of the mission about her that Bruce has. The only other who has that same quality is Damien.

It's the struggles of dealing with all that shit. So she's a good fighter and perceives body language Okay, then let's throw her into a random situation that is the shitty city of Gotham. Let her grow from that.

>>90938553

For fuck's sake DC, PLEASE hire somebody who knows how to draw and frame a martial arts fight that looks exciting. Please. Just... just fucking read manga. Grab Grappler Baki or something, sit down and learn how to frame shots so that they look dynamic and like there's force behind blows and people are moving fast.

For fuck's sake. I don't need more depression in my life.

>>90938367
bump

>>90938553
This page here should show everyone why we don't Ultimate Level Martial Arts characters in western comics.

Bump Comics

>>90947300
No it shows us Cass is holding back.

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>>90948320
My take
>Poorly choreographed action on a stark white background with minimal figure detail

Your take
>Cass can actually fly and bench press the earth and beat up everyone without trying but she just chooses not to and she also is not too OP because she can't read or talk so good. Read Kelly Puckett issue #8 page 12 if you don't believe me

>>90948986
Emo.

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>>90938964
Probably the same, part of the Rebirth initiative was playing fast and loose with continuity so authors could just focus on telling good stories.

>>90948986
I mean... Shiva is right there on the same page screaming that she isn't fighting back, but ok.

>>90948986
> Shiva even saying she isn't fighting back in the actual page.
> the whole basis of the first part in #950 was Shiva knows Cassandra is hurting mentally and physically not going all out.
> Bruce even tells her before hand a few pages prior Cass isn't a killer.

Anon just go read Marvel, because clearly you want something shitty, and this just ain't what DC is putting out.

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>>90938472

>the bat symbol is a weak point

>>90951657
Just because one character is holding back in a fight doesn't mean that the fight needs to have terrible choreography and layout

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>>90951840
I thought I was alone here

>>90942338

Cass is peak human. Shiva and Cass are bttr martial artists. Not better fighters. The problm is that most popl working on this are not into martial artist books.

Hell /co/ doesnt know shit aboutDC martial arts and always namedrop shiva or tiger in a really meme way. But in this continuity Bruce isnt as good as in Morrison's.

Remembr bruce got 2 huge power ups during the 90's, shiva got 1 but that is being ignored

>>90938443
This artwork is fucking abysmal.

>>90951801

Where the fuck did this "weak points" nonsense come from anyway? That was never Cass's thing. Cass's thing was specifically that she can predict everything you do.

Is it because they brought Midnighter to the DCU and he has a stronger version of the same gimmick so they had to come up with something else?

>>90952534
>and he has a stronger version of the same gimmick
Not the same

>>90952357
>Hell /co/ doesnt know shit aboutDC martial arts and always namedrop shiva or tiger in a really meme way
> /co/ just had a thread on martial artists in DCU.

Oooooh the bait is strong with this one.

>>90953641

For combat purposes it is just the same thing but better.

>>90938395
Is that Renee?

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>>90954675
>Is that Renee?
Does he literally call her "Montoya" in the first fucking panel?

>>90953914
>> /co/ just had a thread on martial artists in DCU.

Yes and it was shit.
>>90954631
No. Mid isnt about the enemy but the situation. As in he can se what to do if a plan is about to crash. Cass cant. But at the same time you can mess with middy's computer not with cass..

>>90956533

I don't know what the fuck Nu52 has done to him but Wildstorm era Middy specifically had combat precognition, to a down right ludicrous degree.

One issue of his solo series was printed with the pages in the backwards order to show how he sees the world.

>>90938451
>>90938462

Dammit how did this end up being the best part of the issue?

>>90942453

Shiva is older than feminism (feminism was invented in 2005 by Anita Sarkeesian as a part of a tax scam).

>>90938443
>constantly monologuing David Cain

Anyone remember how David didn't let Cass hear human speech so that the language center of her brain would be wired to visual input? That was like the whole point of the thing? Well, Tynion doesn't remember it either.

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>>90938472
>>90938488
>>90938498
>>90938505

...What the fuck was the point of this scene? Cass almost murders Bruce for no reason? First I thought it was a hamfisted way to make her look tough but Bats isn't even fighting back so it doesn't do even that, all it accomplishes is making her look like a cunt.

>>90963610
Wait I don't know Cass, how did that work in-utero? Babies can hear voices even then.

Or was the science not known when she was created?

>>90963956

Presumably Shiva kept quiet for nine moths.

>>90964032
>Rough sex, food, water, sleep.

Four months straight

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>>90943510

To be clear, those of us who like Cass like her because of her early comics, the good ones. Not this depressingly awful Nu52 bullshit that might as well be telling of a different character since they kept almost none of the original vision.

The really awful part is that I kind of get the impression that Tynion is trying, trying as hard as he can - but he just flat out doesn't know how to write a comic. Somehow that feels worse than having a writer who's bad because he doesn't give a shit.

I've already resigned myself to not having a chance at a decent Cassandra Cain comic until the next reboot comes along, which might take as many as five or even ten years.

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>>90938553
When are they actually going to fight instead of Cass taking a one-sided beating? She aught to fucking know better than not trying at all.

>>90963693
it's okay, no one cares when Bruce is treated badly

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>>90964389
I swear, it just seems like he uses some old plot points to reimagine them, but totally fails to understand the whole point of her character and motivations.

This is not Cassandra Cain. This is not David Cain. I dunno why I wished for her to come back, the same fucking thing happened to Tim. It's not even that hard to understand and write her character.

This whole thing is just an edgy revision, fuck that.

>>90938367

>>90938575
>>90938583
>"League of Shadows is not the same as League of Assassins" they said
>"It was all Nolan's mistake" they said

Nope. It was the same since New Earth.

>>90938409
What do you MEAN, not the Joker!?