Poppy O'Possum

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She was on the last page too.

>>90936438
>In which Poppy sets a tone.

Also, Mary says what we're all thinking!

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>>90936438

>Poppy dropping truth on these entitled shits.

Don't pull out morbi, use both of your testies.

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>>90936438
Gator does not like the complaints.

>>90936660
Snake is pretty lucky they have some restraint. He got awfully close to Poppy, and with Rufus there too, this could have turned into Lone Digger really quickly.

I kinda figured Poppy's position would be more of a symbolic figurehead kinda thing.

...I mean, isn't it a terrible idea to actually give her real authority over serious projects when she has no absolutely no experience in politics, resource allocation, diplomacy, or money management?

>Your pride isn't worth jack

I mean, even if it's true...just comin' out with that shit in a place that's rife with spontaneous mini-race wars in the streets seems poorly thought out.

>>90936758
It's fine because no matter how badly she screws up, she just has to leak her and Kit's sex tapes to the public and everyone will forget.

woah poppy

>>90936781
It probably holds a bit more weight when everyone knows from experience that she can snap the entire room in half.

>>90936804
Wouldn't the use of violence on her part cause a massive political scandal and throw Kit under the bus for appointing her?

I'm just sayin', I don't think any racial conflict in the history of the world has ever NOT been made worse by insulting people's pride.

>>90936823
Well the point isn't to insult their pride. The point is to convince them to put it aside before it makes things worse.

And scare the holy shit out of everyone assembled.

>>90936438
I guess Morbi's mother is not proud of him.

>>90936877
>The point is to convince them to put it aside before it makes things worse.

You don't do that by telling them that their pride is worth nothing. That is literally insulting their pride. She goes from somewhat reasonable/idealistic to insulting/intimidating to 'everyone be nice'.

>And scare the holy shit out of everyone assembled.

That is fucking awful for a politician to do, this is gonna cause a goddamn riot.

>>90936804
>>90936823
I think it's more the experience than the threat. Snake guy lost a tanning spot. Poppy lost friends and saw real oppression. She wins out on saying it's something they should drop.

>>90936922
>Snake guy lost a tanning spot

Snakes need tanning spots to live. Obviously, reptiles should be given priority over mammals when it comes to sun patios.

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So I wonder if Poppy is talking about the backlash in Sorvail or if when she was traveling along the Bourbon coast she ran into Crodilius Panzer's rebellion?

Or maybe a combination of both?

>>90936965
A feline taking up a sun patio is like an able-bodied person parking in a handicap spot. That sounds like a legitimate issue that requires being addressed.

Poppy basically responded to this by saying 'Well, maybe the cripples can raise some funds to build even more ramps'.

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>>90936965
>Shedheads posting on /co/

>>90936781
First step: Poppy incites a gang war
Next step: Poppy incites a civil war.

>>90936758
Most positions can actually petition for funds to be allocated for community projects actually. Hell, citizens technically can if they get enough signatures and enough political interest that its better to spend the money to placate them.

But every step higher on the political ladder you are means there's less people between you and the people who can actually make a decision or bring up a vote on what you want.

Technically Poppy may not be able to actually fund a project herself, but she has nibbled the queen's ear, meaning no middle management shutting down her urban renewal project or small-time politicians looking to decrease taxes by making cuts to reject any expenditure.

Even when/if she gets the money, she doesn't spend it though. Depending on the project you would most likely have an appointed team draft and present a plan to a committee of which Poppy may or may not be part, which then gets handed down to execution to the proper department. With constant photo-ops with Poppy in the process.

>>90936965
they need heat to live, the tanning spots are obviously a luxury because the snake balked at using lights over the sun.
the tanning spots aren't priority and obviously not the only way for reptiles to get heat, the snake was being a whiner

>>90936905
Thankfully, Poppy is not all knowing, or very wise, so it does not matter what she says.

What I am trying to say is that she could be wrong.

>>90936965
>>90936996
True that they should have priority but there are other ways to stay warm and Snake guy already rejected the idea of 'fake sun' out of nothing but pride. Hardly sounds like his life is threatened.

I want poppy to sit on my face

>>90937019
All part of the plan to start a World War and have Kit appointed Queen before her 30 years are up.

>>90936905
Actually, threat of civil war tends to placate nations. Especially if its happened in recent memory regardless of where.

That's why there's generally only one major civil war going on in the world (known world that is) at a time regardless of what point of our history you look at. If tensions rose in Ireland at the moment, one look at what's going on in Syria would give calmer heads a chance.

>>90936965
They likely have communal tanning spots, or personal ones if its literally a necessity to survive.

Don't forget that the winters around the kingdom force the population to seal themselves away. We know from the Christmas comic that the region gets hit hard by snow and darkness, so they HAVE to have non-sun options or be migrant workers.

>>90937025
>>90937029

Yeah but again...reptiles need those spots. Mammals don't. The issue isn't 'There are too many reptiles and not enough tanning spots'. The issue is 'People who don't need to use tanning spots aren't given priority to those who require them to function normally'.

Again, this is like telling disabled people that the solution to able-bodied people taking up handicap spots is not to discourage able-bodied people from taking those spots, but to raise funds to build MORE handicap spots so both the disabled and physically able will be able to use them.

Which is a waste of goddamn money.

>>90936987
I was thinking the incident in Trance that caused a new political order to rise that was anti-Possum.

>Snakes need tanning spots
>Cats don't

If anyone is to raise funds and resort to using artificial sun lamps it should be the cats.

>>90937050
You forgot a letter.

>>90937097
They want the tanning spots necessary for comfort, not survival. Otherwise they'd die in the winter since Flora gets 30 Days Of Night winters.

Its more like access to the community pool while it's 130 degrees outside. Sure its a dick move when people from a closer neighborhood always get in, and in extreme situations there can be a death that could be prevented, but the solution really is just more access to the public resource.

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>>90936438

>>90937124
I'd want poppy to sit on my face???

>>90937124
I'm sorry to tell you that "wants" isn't proper grammar in this case, anon.

Kindly review this short lesson and get back to us tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

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>>90937097
They're public spaces like parks, they're not handicapped zones.
The language being used suggest this is just some petty inability to share more than anything else.

>>90937133
>>90937147
Nope.

>>90937129
>They want the tanning spots necessary for comfort, not survival

The snake just said the cats don't even need to sunbathe, so the snakes do.

>Sure its a dick move when people from a closer neighborhood always get in, and in extreme situations there can be a death that could be prevented

None of the cats are gonna die from not having sunbathing. Whereas in the pool scenario, both people from closer neighborhoods and far-away neighborhoods are at equal risk.

Let's just stop comparing it to other situations. We have one species that requires regular sunbathing in order to live. We have another species that does not require sunbathing in order to live but still likes to sunbathe. We have a limited number of public sunbathing spots. We could make more artificial ones but that would cost time and money that could be used for other things. Should we...

A.) Just tell everyone regardless of species to share the current sunbathing spots equally despite the fact that one species objectively needs them more than the other
B.) Treat public sunbathing spots in the same way we treat handicap parking and require something like a public sunbathing permit

The reptiles need it. Therefore, they should have ready access to the public service.

The cats don't need it. Therefore, they should have to rely on private services.

>>90937152
Oh shit, that was a united reptile thing.

That puts this >>90936660 in more context. She wants her old gang members to shut the fuck up and listen to the local hero.

>>90937097
Again, Snake guy refused alternatives for no real reason. It's like somebody asking for a glass of water and throwing it back because it's not fancy mineral stuff.

Plus from his and the cat's way of speaking, they want the sun spots all to their selves. Again for nothing but pride.

In any case, Poppy's right in telling him there are bigger things at stake than pride.

>>90937152
>They're public spaces like parks, they're not handicapped zones.

Yeah. That's the problem. They're apparently treated like parks instead of like handicapped zones. The cats should rely on privately funding and building their own sunbathing areas and leaving the public ones to those who actually need them.

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>>90937132
R u sure?

>>90937203
>Snake guy refused alternatives for no real reason.

His reason was shitty but the refusal of the alternative is not a bad thing. People who need the service to live shouldn't be told that they have to go raise funds and build more stuff just because a bunch of people who DON'T need the service to live are hogging it.

>Plus from his and the cat's way of speaking, they want the sun spots all to their selves

The cats are wrong and the reptiles are right. It's a service that reptiles treat as a need and that cats treat as a luxury. Why should they have equal claim to it when it's a much more vital issue for reptiles?

Fuck off, cats. Go build a sunlamp on your own.

>>90937210
Again, it's clearly not a survival thing. They live in a city, it's safe to assume they have access to heating in general. Worst case scenario, they might get a little sluggish from time to time.

>>90937188
If this is a public service required for the literal survival of another species, logic would dictate there would be enforcement of access like how parking in a handicap space results in a fine. This is not really a comparison to another situation, merely logic since if there really was an actual life-threatening danger than we'd have deaths as a result of no access to sunbathing spots, in which case we'd have a faction be the IRA (motivated initially by a greater cause, but ultimately every individual due to personal tragedy resulting in a grudge) rather than a minor street gang looking to scuffle with fists over alleys.

Since there is no law in place, its clearly not a matter of danger but convenience.

Furthermore they must have access to a non-natural replacement already because, as stated, they would all die in the Floraverse winters if not.

Does Poppy even know how reptiles work? She seems to only be interested in Opossum affairs.

>>90937210
If the public ones were specifically for the survival of reptiles, then there would be enforcement of that. Instead gangs are allowed to fight over them like kids in a park over who gets to sit in the gazebo all day.

We don't even know if this is a public resource. From what I can gather, they're basically just loitering on top of private buildings.

>>90937246
>Worst case scenario, they might get a little sluggish from time to time.

And then the worst case scenario for the cats is...fuckin' nothing because they don't ever need to sunbathe. The reptiles are still right.

>>90937248
>logic would dictate there would be enforcement of access like how parking in a handicap space results in a fine.

Maybe the government is incompetent. I mean, logic would dictate that there'd be serious consequences for cops taking longer to respond to calls in bad neighborhoods, but that's not the case.

>Since there is no law in place, its clearly not a matter of danger but convenience.

Or maybe the laws are shit.

And convenience matters too. A guy in a wheelchair isn't gonna die from parking too far away from a store, that doesn't mean he shouldn't have a reserved space closer to the store.

>>90937241
>People who need the service to live shouldn't be told that they have to go raise funds and build more stuff just because a bunch of people who DON'T need the service to live are hogging it.
It is so incredibly hard not to make a comment connecting that statement to real life politics (cough*MEDICAID*cough).

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>>90937279
>Maybe the government is incompeten
steptits get out
haven't you got better things to be doing

>>90937271
>If the public ones were specifically for the survival of reptiles, then there would be enforcement of that.

>If you really needed it there would be a law protecting your need of it

>If they really needed these things to live then why isn't there already a law in place protecting their access to it? Checkmate, you wannabe lawmakers.

>>90937241
Is it actually a service? The language implies that the cats are hogging hangout spots in the sunlight rather than some kind of reptile sun station.

>>90937265
That's literally what the meeting is about mainly, but she's addressing the concerns of the inner city as a whole because that's where most of the Opossums live; the slum. Kind of like how social programs that are designed to help black people in ghettos also helped the odd white or Hispanic person living in the community as well.

Clearly the only real solution is to have the cats lie on top of the reptiles

>>90937271

1.) It's possible it is a law but it's not being enforced
2.) It's possible the sun patios were built before reptiles arrived in the kingdom since the kingdom was originally a sheep kingdom that is now ruled by dogs
3.) It's possible it's not a law. You're operating under the idea that all needs are accounted for by the law in this setting.

Chicadino is a fucking mob boss and he's involved in the government, by the way.

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>>90937329

>>90937279
>Maybe the government is incompetent. I mean, logic would dictate that there'd be serious consequences for cops taking longer to respond to calls in bad neighborhoods, but that's not the case.
>Or maybe the laws are shit.
A bit of a stretch of logic. I mean it is the inner city, but if we're talking about a population that literally needs something to survive then there should at least be half-assed enforcement.

>And convenience matters too. A guy in a wheelchair isn't gonna die from parking too far away from a store, that doesn't mean he shouldn't have a reserved space closer to the store.

In that example the parking space is not a requirement, but a luxury. The conversation is about if reptiles need the sunbathing spots to survive, and if its a public resource specifically set aside for the survival of reptiles or if these layabout gang members are just climbing up on people's roofs.

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>tfw best girl will never come back

>>90937351
>but if we're talking about a population that literally needs something to survive then there should at least be half-assed enforcement.

Not necessarily, no. There's plenty of survival needs not addressed by the government.

>In that example the parking space is not a requirement, but a luxury

Right. So even if sunbathing spots are just luxuries then reptiles should still have priority access to them because they'd be more greatly affected by the lack of them.

>>90937363
I'm sure her corpse will make an appearance at some point.

>>90937332
1) Seems unlikely, just given that it seems like too much detail for not much payoff for Morbi to write. Meta logic aside though it seems too important for it to not be enforced, if you have a section of your population that will literally die without it.
2) In this case the reptiles have no claim, any more than the cats anyway. Fairness dictates sharing it, but then again these are largely hoodlums.
3) Then the reptiles also have no claim.

>>90937378
>Right. So even if sunbathing spots are just luxuries then reptiles should still have priority access to them because they'd be more greatly affected by the lack of them.
That's not how public resources work. Like, at all.

If its not a necessity, its pretty much first come first serve.

>>90937409
>If its not a necessity, its pretty much first come first serve.

Then we should abolish handicap parking? They don't need it to live, it's just a luxury. First come, first serve.

But yes, that is how certain public resources work. This is why millionaires don't have access to food stamps.

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From Morbi's tumblr.

>Exactly how essential is sunbathing to the reptile characters, for reference? Do they need it to survive?

>Not really. Spending a couple of hours in front of a simple space heater each morning is usually enough to keep them feeling active throughout their workday. They might get extremely drowsy if they get too cold for too long, but not much else.
They just like sunbathing a lot more.

>>90937445
There. are. alternatives.
blatantly ignoring that point doesn't mean you win the argument.

>>90937188
Neither species NEEDS sunbathing spots.
Reptiles need heat, regardless of source.

Dumb thread.

Save us Chochi.

>>90937538
>Chochi
>do anything
hah

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>>90937538
>a comic page with something kind of sort of resembling the current political situation
Nothing can save it now.

>>90937480
I want to do things to Kit's cute little nose.

>>90937445
>Then we should abolish handicap parking? They don't need it to live, it's just a luxury. First come, first serve.
Literally the only reason that we have handicap parking, a requirement for elevators, and expanded rights for the elderly is because during the early 80's those groups organized heavily and staged political movements.
Ronald Reagan broke conservatives that urged him to tell them to fuck off like the gays that were marching with them and told his own party to suck his huge fat Communism-crushing cock before siding with the liberals and expanding the rights for everyone other than gay people, who he mostly just told to wait for the culture to shift in their direction. (This is something most conservatives like to forget, Reagan was really liberal in a LOT of ways; he wouldn't even be considered a Republican now since most of his policies run counter to the current vibe).

As a result handicap spaces and wheelchair access is required for all public buildings, and you can't take away the driver's license of old people simply because of their age as long as they can still pass a driver's test. Thanks to Reagan and handicap people staging mass protests.

Unless you're non-'murrican, not sure how you lot got those things. I feel bad just assuming you copied us, I'm sure there's another explanation.

I kind of went on a tangent here, but you can kind of see what I mean. Were it not for heavy protests back in the day during the last years of a president who wanted everyone to love him, and the fact that no politician wants to have the black mark on their record as the guy that took it away, there would never have been handicapped parking anywhere but hospitals to begin with.

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>poorfag reptiles can't afford magic heating devices so they have to squabble with a bunch of alley cats and argue for their cause on a Trench newsgroup for Yapanese cartoon enthusiasts
lmaoing @ ur life kiddos

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Out of context, this is fucking hilarious.

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Huh, I was listening to this asshole who was on my Youtube homepage-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPNfVXOmQ0U
-and apparently the Kakamora from Moana are Hobbits who eat possums.

>>90937715
I'm glad there's a shitposting tag.
It's hard to tell when people are actually being serious about things like this.

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>>90937715

>>90937752
>Gay
Wait what?
Was Lilly's dad such a fuckup that he turned her?

>>90937516
The alternative is to give priority to the creatures that need it more than others. The government can enforce peak hours as reptiles only. Cats can hit the tanning booths during those hours.

Its funny how every other thread we get some anon or two arguing the minutia of some point of the current page because they are deliberately missing the point and misconstruing some issue or try to make some small issue in the comic a huge issue.

like thread before last when people were trying to make Poppy and Kits relationship sound like it was a loveless uncaring affair they they both only continue with for selfish benefits they get for it

on the one hand it means people are invested and willing to talk deeply about the comic, on the other its annoying cause it dominates the thread with ultimately circular back and forth

>>90937795
Just ignore them and post suggestive things about the characters. They're in their own world anyhow.

>>90937715
its hilarious IN context
people asked Morbi a political question, he gave a similarly political answer then they got pissy cause it wasn't the one they wanted

>>90937776
sometimes people use Gay as a substitute for the umbrella term QUeer or he might be referring to the fact that poppy is currently in a lesbian relationship

>>90937778
Wow. You really are just ignoring it, aren't you? Even Morbi confirms the reptiles don't need the sun to stay warm. Sunning spots are purely a luxury and something that one snake guy thinks should be his right over others.

>>90937776
I think bi falls under the gay category since they get treated like shit too so its the same political movement.

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So do people in Canopy know Poppy is dating their Queen or do they just think they're political gal pals like the magazine cover said at the restaurant? Cause you'd think that this topic would of been brought up by now.

This thread unironically hurts my head and makes me mad

>>90937845
Worse, bi even get shit from militant gay people saying they must "chose a side" or being told they're straight if they're correctly with somebody of the opposite gender at the time.

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>>90937874

>>90937873
They don't know yet. It'll probably be leaked by some paparazzi, though. The inferior daughter of the royal family having a romantic relationship with a filthy opossum is bound to cause some uproar.

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>>90937930
Which, given how most of her kingdom is a slum, only really politically affects the family.

>sis'sfacewhen

>>90937906
All Morbi's fault.

>>90937980
Now I want to see Vix and Poppy get into a battle and beat the everloving shit out of each other. Then, at the point of exhaustion, they can no longer control their primal urges and start fucking right there in front of everyone. Step-tits has a heart attack from the shock and Kit wonders why Poppy is taking off her clothes and grinding against nothing.

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MAMMALS GET OUT OF OUR SUNBATHING PATIOS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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kill me though

>>90938534
I hate you.
In a sexy way.

>>90938560
thanks

same

in a real way

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>>90937124
what do i win

>>90937122
>Cats don't
basking in the sun lets cats to conserve energy that otherwise would have gone into maintaining their metabolic rate. a cat that doesn't get enough sun has to eat more and has less energy overall which in this anthro world means higher living expense and lowered productivity at work

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>>90938720
>I want poppy to sith on my face

>>90937776
poppy may have just been letting him in her pants in exchange for protection. hell it may even have been sex through coercion. she says Lily was the only good thing to come out of that period in her life. the exception proves the rule; Lily's dad was NOT something considered 'a good thing'

>>90937930
especially when from the outside it looks like the queen just handed her girlfriend a cushy government position despite lacking any political background.

>>90938975
Wasn't it kingdom-wide news that Poppy single-handedly held off a dragon to allow citizens to escape it?

I want to sit on Lily's face

>>90938975
>A member of a species no one cares about gets a position no one cares about while dating a princess no one cares about.
Talk show gossip tier at best.

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>>90938928
who wouldn't

>>90938956
She made Lily's middle name his first name. I think there was some positive emotional connection between the two.

>>90938975
I mean Trump is handing off senior whitehouse roles to his family and nobody is caring about it either

>>90939092
A lot of people care about it, just not the people that can do something about it.

>>90938906
The obvious solution is to give the reptiles big, fat cloaca warmers that radiate heat for all day long like my dick

>>90939092
you mean his wife?

>>90938956
She regrets not seeing Henrod again when she's about to die to the dragon

>>90938956
>>90939436
>>90939044
i love when people try to make up bullshit and then get shut down

>>90937480

Not everyone can afford a space heater, you privileged privilege-haver.

Sunbathing spots should still give priority to reptiles who lack economic advantages.

Imagine a large family of snakes who have to share a single space heater. Now imagine that they can't go out and use a public sunbathing spot because the cats won't piss off and go lick their butts or whatever it is that cats do.

>>90939688
Man, cats have those spiky tongues. Why would they lick their butts with those.

>>90936487
>"AAHH, THATS-A GOOD DOUGHNUT"

>>90937776
Lilly is likely adopted.
I doubt Morbi would go rape baby.

>>90939688
how hard can it be to use your magic prosthetic hands to place a flat rock in the sun and then lay on it?

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>>90939797

Bruh, have you ever lived in the inner city?

>>90939688
>Not everyone can afford a space heater, you privileged privilege-haver.
They would have to, otherwise they wouldn't survive the ULTRA DEATH WINTER

>>90939797

Tell that to the cats, not the snakes. The cats should have to go make their own spots.

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Honestly if sun bathing spot issues are the worst things people in Canopy have to worry about then it must be a pretty fucking sweet place to live.

>>90939833

The queen executed someone without any trial of any kind and no one has any problem with it. Sounds like a dystopia.

>>90937480
Also from Morbi's tumblr...
http://morbi.tumblr.com/post/158678542547/morbi-the-game-of-i-dont-play-identity

>>90939847
It's not like she pulled the dude out of a crowd, he was literally trying to assassinate her in broad daylight in front of thousands of witnesses.

>>90939847
Also, why? Why the fuck would they just execute them and not arrest them?

Is the queen stupid? Did she not think that maybe there could be very useful information acquired from an assassin there to kill her? Like information on organizations dedicated to overthrowing the royal family?

You don't kill the assassin once they've been rendered harmless. You detain them, question them, imprison them...and then maybe execute them later once you've gotten whatever useful information they may have had.

Even if they didn't have any useful information and were just a crazy lone wolf you still have to question them to find that shit out.

>>90939887

Yeah, but they were almost immediately rendered completely harmless because of the queen's powers so there was absolutely no reason to kill them. Still evil on her part.

John Hinckley Jr.'s still alive.

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>>90939930
She's dealt with assassins on a near daily basis since childhood and is practically a physical god, it's not surprising she's arrogant and overconfident about it by now.

>>90936438
>we need this thing to survive
>oh well go build artificial things with your funds

Why is Poppy so fucking retarded?

>>90936438
This sounds pretentious, like it was written by someone who isnt very self confident.

>>90939930
>evil
Treason and attempted murder against the reigning queen has basically always been grounds for execution. Whether the would-be assassin was a threat or not is irrelevant, treason is treason.

>>90937207
I need more Poppy/Rufus Kusomiso in my life

I mean I need more Kusomiso parodies regardless

>>90937329
They should all do it without any clothes too, make the sunbathing more efficient

>>90937752
I think Lilly might have been adopted, there doesn't seem to be any proof that she is her birth mother.

>>90936438
>poppy's teeth
Jesus Christ my dick

>>90937810
all the sunbathing talk makes me want more of Rufus in a bikini

And Gloria too, just to give the girl her due

>on 03/21/2017 at 11:00 PM
WTF, why did he lie about it again if he was honest with the previous update?

>>90940720
Lie
Again
I checked at 8 am this morning (central Europe, +1) and it wasn't updated, like last week
Morbi is a fucking scammer.

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>>90939237
no, his son in law, and more recently his daughter

>>90940914
>snake pride is idiotic
>opossum pride is okay through

>>90940914
>opossum
>pride
u wot

>>90940914
>>90940956
>PS: check your reptile privilege

Habits crossover when

>>90940956
when has poppy ever had any pride?

>>90941166
when she was trying to kill the dragon by draining all its magic

>>90939891
And when these assassination attempts happen so regularly people bet on how they happen every time you swing by?

When the queen is so powerful they're like ants to her, completely insignificant.

Would you interrogate the ants you step on?

>>90941215
that seemed less like "pride" and more "I am fighting a magical abomination and I am fresh out of fucking ideas"

>>90941242
I bet she masturbates while replaying the complete annihilation of her would-be assassins in her mind.

>>90936692
Rufus and Gloria both saw Poppy in action. That snake couldn't hurt Poppy if it tried!

>>90941288
I think she was being pretty boastful during it though, at least until her heart gave out

>>90941166
We all know it's coming. A bit before the civil war.

>>90937207
Pretty sure it's canon that Poppy has a cat fetish.
>raised by a family of cats
>actually is attracted to felines

>>90941375
>Pretty sure it's canon that Poppy has a cat fetish.
So Poppy has a cat bias? Thank you anon, that explains everything.

BIG
FAT
CAT
TATS

>>90941406
We saw pics of her girly mags, and they all seem to feature cats. I assume she has a thing for them.

>>90941425
>girly mags
>feature cats
Poppy loves the pussy.

>>90939891
The assassin most likely was just one of the angry sheep independence zealots. From the royal family's point of view it was more useful to make an example of him for everyone than track down which grumpy community he crawled out of.

>>90941644
>The assassin most likely was just one of the angry sheep independence zealots
>From the royal family's point of view it was more useful to make an example of him

But you can't know if they were or weren't if you don't do things like question them or perform an investigation. That means that the decision to kill them was done based off of an assumption.

Which is stupid. You gotta confirm these things.

Why did an example have to be immediately made? Why couldn't the example follow an investigation and a trial? If you kill someone who currently poses no immediate harm without a fair trial then it's not even an execution, it's just murder.

>>90941242

>Would you interrogate the ants you step on

If the ants potentially knew of something relating to plots being conspired to overthrow the queendom, yeah, absolutely.

All we're getting around to with this is that I'm right. The queen is so overwhelmingly proud that she's a fucking idiot and doesn't know the benefits of a functioning judiciary system.

Y

>>90941322
>Implying she even remembers that assassination attempt among the countless ones she has lived through.
It's completely normal for her, and happens all the time. You don't jerk it while remembering your meal that day, right?

>>90940720
That was the time it went up in his timezone.

>>90939930
Steptits did nothing wrong.

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>>90941644
>The assassin most likely was just one of the angry sheep independence zealots.
Judging by the "yellow on red' crosses, that does seem to be the case.

>>90941848
In absolute monarchies, what the reigning monarch says is law.

>>90940297
>Treason and attempted murder against the reigning queen has basically always been grounds for execution.

Nah, see, execution is what happens after a fair trial. Also, that trial only happens if the accused is deemed mentally fit to stand trial. Also also, execution tends to be carried out in a structured way like a beheading or a hanging or something.

That shit was just straight-up murder.

This is what happens under a bad monarchy. Not like a good monarchy, not a Princess Peach kinda thing, nah, this is some tyrannical, fearful, evil Ivan the Terrible shit.

Just get back to suplexing dragons already.

>>90942343

Didn't say she wasn't lawful. You can be lawful evil.

Absolute monarchies usually are kinda evil.

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>>90937776
>tfw speedreaders

It's been implied really fucking hard that Lilly is adopted, anon. Try reading the comic sometime.

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>>90942394
Anon pls

Nobody ever suplexed a dragon

Poppy just threw a mountain at it. There's a difference

>>90942405
Not always but they stray towards evil. Power corrupts and Absolute Power corrupts absolutely, but you occasionally get a monarch that genuinely gives a shit about the underlings.

>>90940214
>Claiming public property as their own
>Giving no one else rights to them
What a shedhead

>Not organizing a revolution, laying waste to the royal family, abolishing the archaic monarchy, and established a representative republic of democratically elected officials

THE REGIME MUST FALL

>>90942478
>One needs something for survive
>The other isn't
Equality =/= Justice

>>90942573
The reptiles just need warmth to be active. Not even "survive," mind you, just so that they aren't sluggish and tired.

>>90942573
>Start a Race War
>Not just use alternative source that's just as effective
What a shedhead

>>90942622

People gotta work to live, motherfucker.

>>90942624
>Not just use alternative source that's just as effective

Tell that to the cats.

>>90942622
>The reptiles just need warmth to be active. Not even "survive," mind you, just so that they aren't sluggish and tired.
Are you stupid? You need to be active so you can survive.

>>90942624
>Not just use alternative source that's just as effective
Surely then almighty Poppy is gonna pay from her pocket? Or maybe ask her dyke girlfriend to share a bit from the royal vault where she keeps all the taxes she steals?

>>90942743
>Surely then almighty Poppy is gonna pay from her pocket

She suggested just 'raising funds' which, in the very least, suggests voluntarism.

>keeps all the taxes she steals?

We know nothing of how taxation works in this setting.

>>90942662
>Tell that to X
>It's never your fault, it's always the other guy's


>>90942743
>Lazy fuckers don't wanna pay from their own financial aid but want more government money.

You-you-DOUBLE SHEDHEAD!

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>>90942775
>She suggested just 'raising funds' which, in the very least, suggests voluntarism.
Which exactly is my point. You don't go to people who need aid and say 'I dunno, go ask for charity lol'.

>We know nothing of how taxation works in this setting.
We know that dear leader is extremely rich and eats very lavish.

>>90942781
>Lazy fuckers don't wanna pay from their own financial aid but want more government money.
Yeah, just like why don't poor people just make more money?

Oh wait that was sarcasm. You cannot remove priority from someone that need something for someone who doesn't.

>>90942881
>We know that dear leader is extremely rich and eats very lavish.

She owns one of the world's most successful pharmaceutical companies. She's a chemist.

>>90942881
>I deserve free money!

>>90942881

They don't really need aid. Snakes don't need the sunbathing spots, they just need heat. No one's dying from it.

I think Poppy is just treating it as a petty issue. She's not even charge of that stuff, she's there about immigration.

Of course, cats SHOULD give priority to reptiles out of consideration. Maybe not make it a law but the cats are in the wrong.

>>90942912
>She owns one of the world's most successful pharmaceutical companies. She's a chemist.
Oh yeah, I'm sure the monarch made all it's fortune by private initiative. That surely how it goes. Just like the president of Brazil got rich by giving lectures.

>>90942957
>They don't really need aid. Snakes don't need the sunbathing spots, they just need heat. No one's dying from it.
From this logic we don't need accessibility either. They aren't going to die by the lack of it, who cares they need it to function properly?

>I think Poppy is just treating it as a petty issue.
Because it's not her ass who needs it.

>Maybe not make it a law
Are you against preferential spots too?

>>90942957
>I think Poppy is just treating it as a petty issue.
Morbi just described it as "the equivalent of fighting over the swingsets on the playground."

So... Poppy is supposed to be a parody of liberal politics, right?

That's the only thing I got from this page full of purple prose and pandering.

Hey, guy who is taking this seriously but says he's human, How exactly does a snake like you type?

>Cat says sun spots belong to city
>Snake doesn't wanna share
>"It's the cats who are wrong!!"
It's like not going to the park because other people are there, reptiles need to get over themselves.

>>90942153
We've all proven time and time again that what you say is bullshit. Why do you insist?

>>90943458
It went up on the Patreon just five minutes later, though. Morbi doesn't have control over that timestamp like the one on his website.

>>90937019
Step three: Poppy incites a race war
Step four: Poppy incites a holy war
Step five: Poppy incites a World War

Clem wasn't there, she is a shit possum.

>>90936781
>Mini-race wars that are literally started purely by pride
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what needed to be said, actually

Is there porn in Morbi's world? Is there something like, interspecies magazines or video, maybe even a POSSUMED?

>>90943039
Which is retarded, because children don't have their wellbeing threatened by the lack of swingsets.

>>90943073
> one race needs it more than the other
> but let's coveniently ignore this

Do you also fight for the right to park your car in handcap spots?

>>90943798
Which is just as retarded as telling the guy in charge of snacks to address the lack of swingsets.

Which is what's going on right now.

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>>90943743
Poppy gets magazines of naked cat ladies. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a magazine or a website for every taste.

>>90943743
>Not reading the comic

>>90943061
>being this prejudiced against snakes but doesn't ask the same about birds
With magic, but it's not my job to educate you.

>>90937176
IS THAT A FUCKING HUMAN KNEE UNDE THE GUY'S ARM?

>>90943848
>Which is just as retarded as telling the guy in charge of snacks to address the lack of swingsets.
Except she is now a goverment worker and part of the face of the goverment. If she was smart she would have replied 'I don't know about it, please ask this other name about it' and not give them a gently 'fuck you and fuck your problems.'

Poppy is too stupid to be a public face. Of course people are going to ask other stuff when they see a public person, this always happens in real life, of course she should be ready for this.

>>90943798
This is not a matter of wellbeing or health, this is a matter of the reptiles just wanting the nice sunbathing spots all to themselves. Heat is a necessity, getting that heat via sunbathing is just a luxury.

>>90943871
It's the possums tail.

>>90943940
>This is not a matter of wellbeing or health
Except it is because snakes need it.

>this is a matter of the reptiles just wanting the nice sunbathing spots all to themselves.
Except that there is no other public alternative.

>Heat is a necessity, getting that heat via sunbathing is just a luxury.
Except that Morbi just said "If you’re a reptile, then immediate access to heating within your home is one of your big priorities" which means goverment does fuck about it.

>>90943594
Could patrons confirm this for the rest of us?

>>90944119
Patron here. Time posted on Patreon is 11:05. Time posted of the Poppy website is 11:00.

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>>90940956
There is a difference between 'RACE WAR NOW' and 'Oh of course, please burn all my kind alive because of [political/religious reason], I won't stop you or care in the slightest'

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>>90942452

>>90937906
Is that Morbi in the background?

>>90944164
But what timezone does Patreon use? And are we sure there is no way to tamper with the timestamp?

>>90940914
I'm waiting for Poppy to drop a truth blitzkrieg on Kit. And then cuddle with her assuring things will be alright.

>>90943927
>'fuck you and fuck your problems.
Except yes that is the case when there are far more pressing concerns yet you get interrupted by petty disputes by petty people.

A 'smart' person gives a gentle reply and lets them argue until all time is wasted. A smart person tells them to get the fuck over themselves.

>>90944179
>my racism is less bad than yours so shut up
Great job. I love when minorities are insensitive to each other.

>>90944608
>Except yes that is the case when there are far more pressing concerns yet you get interrupted by petty disputes by petty people.
Except that no you cannot do that when you are public person because it would get you hated and outed as an asshole.

>A 'smart' person gives a gentle reply and lets them argue until all time is wasted. A smart person tells them to get the fuck over themselves.
Do you even turn on your TV? Do you ever watch a press comitive? A white house interview? You cannot treat the public like shit. That's extremely retarded and would get you fired.

>It's not a big deal because heating is a priority in any reptile home

What about the homeless?

What about a poor family with lots and lots of children? The heating bills would add up in a household like that where it's hard even to feed your little whatever-it-is-that-baby-snakes-are-called.

You gotta think of these issues from the point of view of the impoverished, not from the point of view of those who already live comfortably. Imagine being a homeless lizard and not being able to use the only sunbathing spot you can comfortably walk to because a bunch of cats are hogging it. Then you're sluggish and lazy all day. When you live under a bridge that can severely impact you.

>>90944694

I didn't even grow up that poor and my parents got pissed if I turned the thermostat up above 65. Heating bills ain't no joke.

>>90942662
The cats weren't the ones objecting to the sun lamps on a point of pride.

>>90944694
That's a good point. I would like to see Morbi address it.

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>>90944637
wat

I was expecting the first reply to be pointing out how I worded that sentence completely wrong, comparing the two opposite meanings AND levels of seriousness by mistake, not this badly-thought-out strangeness.

Poppy uses the fact that overzealous pride is what lead to opossums being fucking burned alive en masse, as an example of why the people in the city (or anywhere, really) shouldn't be forming gangs based entirely on race.
My comment was supposed to be pointing out that starting arguments over everything they can purely because of race pride (the sunbathing) is NOT the same as her use of 'opossum pride' as you put it.

Mainly because 'pride' does not mean 'self-preservation' in this context. Poppy is referring to the BAD RESULT of pride, not using it for her advantage.

>>90944751
>The cats weren't the ones objecting to the sun lamps on a point of pride.
Even without pride somebody would have to pay for them.

REMOVE POSSUM

>>90944677
>Except that no you cannot do that when you are public person because it would get you hated and outed as an asshole.
She tried polite. He wouldn't shut up. She put him in his place. Now he shuts up. It gets results.

>Do you do thing
Yes and amazingly nothing ever gets done. What a shock.

>>90944823
>She tried polite. He wouldn't shut up. She put him in his place. Now he shuts up. It gets results.
First off, she was not polite. She gave her a gently 'fuck you' (she is a female snake). Second, you don't shut people at the first show of problems. You gently explains that it's not the purpose of the meeting and point them to where to bring it up.

>Yes and amazingly nothing ever gets done. What a shock.
Except that it does since PR is extremely important.

>>90944694
Heating bills would add up in our world, sure, this is a place with a magic. Has Morbi elaborated on exactly how most homes are heated in this world? They could be much more energy-efficient than us.

The biggest problem for the reptiles is still the ultra death winter. I'd like to know how they do that. Do any of the races in Flora hibernate like their real-world counterparts?

I need to know this. I want to know everything that happens in your average Floran snake's day. This is important.

>>90936438
I guess when you're the very bottom of society "pride" has very little value to you.

>>90944796

You fool! It's not the possums! The possums don't oppress us. The possums don't get fat off of our accomplishments.

It's the dogs. The canidae menace controls the kingdom. They oppress the people from atop their lofty royal perch.

They also bark a lot and keep me up at night.

>>90944891
>Heating bills would add up in our world, sure, this is a place with a magic.
Not him, but not even a few pages ago Petunia was threatened by her city electric needs. So yes, even with magic it's still costs getting power.

>>90944929
That's really inconvenient then. Running a space heater for a few hours every day, potentially multiple space heaters if there are enough people in one household, would really add up over time for the average family.

See, what we need here is less pride and more free market. Privately owned 'heatbaths' would stimulate the economy, be a more cost-efficient way of reptiles obtaining what they need, and be a great way to bring the reptile community closer together.

So Poppy has the right idea but what we need is more free enterprise.

>>90944986
And what about those who cannot pay?

>>90944986

Intervention from private nonprofit organizations would be the best for the poor community.

Imagine the YMCA...but for poor reptiles.

>>90945017

Charitable organizations or nonprofits come into play too. Imagine a soup kitchen but with a giant heating area in the back.

Businesses could still help though if the demand for sunbathing was high enough. It might be easier for, say, a poor bachelor snake to pay for entry to a heatbath once a day instead of upping his electric bill.

Maybe even have year-long subscriptions and exercise equipment.

>>90944986
>>90945035
That's not the point through. The fact of the matter is that it should be a human right, alongside healthcare and education since it's necessary for ensuring a minimum quality of life.

Hope no burger here gets scared by 'socialism'.

>>90943743
READ THE COMIC YOU FUCK

>>90945095
And yes, I know they aren't humans. But they act like humans so the concept still applies.

>>90945095

If another person is required to provide it then it ceases to be a right, dude. You have the right to have free access to healthcare, free access to education, etc. That's not the same as 'You have to provide this for us'.

Someone's gotta pay for it, resources are limited, and the government is notorious for the mismanagement of money. Free markets and charities do it better.

Here's solution to the the reptile sunbathing issue.

1.) Sunbathing spots have two time periods. A few hours is reserved for those with special permits, a few hours is complete public access. Special permits can be given by the government to reptiles who are economically incapable of acquiring the service themselves.
2.) At the same time try to encourage the construction of private businesses and non-profit organizations for those who don't live close enough to where the sunbathing areas actually are.

Minimum government intervention, boon to the economy, positive growth within the reptile community.

>>90944780
It speaks to the failure of in-group/out-group mentality. Both sides blame the other and demand they acquiesce instead of recognizing that the problem is scarcity of resources, not that any particular group is using them.

>>90944891
Even if the the Magical Death Winter was just a regular winter then the lack of sunbathing spots during winter is moot point, as anything colder than a subtropical climate would mean that it'd be too cold to try and sunbathe.

>>90936642
Yeah nut 'em in their entitled face instead of holding it back.

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>>90945238
>Both sides blame the other and demand they acquiesce instead of recognizing that the problem is scarcity of resources

But that resource is only a resource for the reptiles. They objectively need the spots more than the cats. For the reptiles it's a resource, for the cats it's a novelty.

>>90945261

Maybe it's dyed? We've seen a green squirrel too.

Maybe it's the fashion.

>>90945095
The problem with universal education is that in the long-term it doesn't raise the quality of life, it just raises the minimum threshold for entry to the overall job market. That's not even getting to labor surplus.

>>90945218
>
If another person is required to provide it then it ceases to be a right, dude. You have the right to have free access to healthcare, free access to education, etc. That's not the same as 'You have to provide this for us'.
Except free access means jack if you don't have money.

>Free markets and charities do it better.
Every first world european country disagrees.

>>90945317
>The problem with universal education is that in the long-term it doesn't raise the quality of life, it just raises the minimum threshold for entry to the overall job market.
Except that countries with good and free education have much less poverty.

>>90944694
If they were homeless they could walk to a place with lots of sun outside.
Like a public park or less shady parts of the city, possibly outside the city gate.

I mean this isn't about a shortage of heat, merely a shortage of space for everyone who wants to sunbath.

>>90945263
Someone already clarified that cats need their daily dose too. Fuck off.

>>90945329
>Except free access means jack if you don't have money.

Free markets include non-profit sectors and charitable services. Private charities work better than the government too.

>Every first world european country disagrees.

They're wrong then.

>>90945263
Morbi already confirmed that the sunbathing patios, specifically, are considered a luxury for both groups.

>>90945261
These keep getting better and better.

>>90945261
Could be a lucky star that isn't important cause it isn't powerful.
Magically causing the cat to be differently colored.

>>90945367
Not him, but it's a fact that reptiles biologically need it more. So you fuck off.

>>90945373
>Private charities work better than the government too.
Poverty charts from around the world disagrees.

>>90937019
>>90943612
The final solution

>>90945407
Because Morbi needs to justify Poppy otherwise she would look like an asshole.

Realistic however we know it's a completely different thing. Especially since he shoot his shoot by claiming that reptiles have to buy self heating because there are bad public heating places.

>>90938975
So what is this supposed to mock?
The US political climate or Worst Koreas?

>>90945459
>"Spending a couple of hours in front of a simple space heater each morning is usually enough to keep them feeling active throughout their workday. They might get extremely drowsy if they get too cold for too long, but not much else."
You know what this actually sounds like? This sounds more like the reptile's version of getting a morning pot of coffee.

>>90945459
>reptiles have to buy self heating because there are bad public heating places.
What's your point? I have to buy saline solution for contact lenses because there aren't any public dispensaries. It's just a basic fact of life that some people need to invest in things they themselves need that are pointless for other people.

>>90945261
I don't want to be that guy but why is the squirrel not colored green too and why does she have a hamster face?

>>90945534
Can't you just use regular glasses?

>>90945531
>You know what this actually sounds like? This sounds more like the reptile's version of getting a morning pot of coffee.
Except that you don't need coffee if you have a good night of sleep. And if everyone needed coffee or they almost hibernated then we would need to provide people with coffee or the country would stop.

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>>90945528
How about it not being an allegory to anything in particular? How about the curtains just being blue?

>>90945534
>What's your point? I have to buy saline solution for contact lenses because there aren't any public dispensaries.
Can you work without lenses? If yes no problem. If not then you require those to function so you should receive them. Sorry if your government doesn't.

>>90945629
I still have to buy glasses. That's my point. I have terrible vision, so I have to buy shit to account for that, and spend money for optometry services. It's an expense that people with good vision never have to worry about. A snake needing a heater is pretty much the same thing. You're treating it like some kind of universal concern. This isn't food we're talking about, it's a niche requirement that most people don't need to bother with. It isn't the big deal you're making it out to be.

>>90945686
I'm not the shedhead who keeps this discussion going in circles, I was just concerned about your eyes.

>>90945686
Yes, but first you have money to do so. Second, someone with a bad vision is hard but can still get a job. How would one who couldn't even stay awake be able to work however?

>>90945794
They get drowzy, not comatose. It's like feeling entitled to coffee.

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I don't think Morbi fully understood how invested a bunch of fucking losers like us could get into imaginary animal politics.

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>>90945831
Extremely drowsy. Which can be even dangerous.

>>90945649
Anon, you're just reaching it by now.

>>90945852
I think he should know already how obsessive his fans are about trivial things. I mean, he did have to disable the comments section in the main site because someone got rude out of nowhere when discussing the Mothers of Magic.

>>90945921
There's not cars nor are there highways for them. The queen has one (1) that flies. Everybody uses public transport.

>>90945935
>Anon, you're just reaching it by now.
So you are saying that if 100% of people for some biological factor needed coffee it shouldn't be a duty to provide the population with it, knowing full well that it's impossible to work or study with quality without it?

>>90939092
Technically the only familial nepotism so far is his son-in-law.

His daughter is an unpaid volunteer, just one who gets security clearance and an office (which they had to kick a REAL employee out of most likely). That's why her position has no title, she may as well be a live-in priest or personal yoga instructor.

Not saying its not bad, but the problem is her being privy to what's in Area 51 rather than being given a job.

>>90946012
>There's not cars nor are there highways for them. The queen has one (1) that flies. Everybody uses public transport.
>t. completely missed the point
The fact is that you cannot go without it. It's not a minor inconvenience.

>>90945957
It's a pity that he had to do that, I enjoyed the people there while it lasted. Then again it was way earlier when the fandom was much smaller, it felt comfy.

Snakes should join and buy a place for them and stop paying taxes

>>90939819
Would a pub with excellent heating be a good investment?

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we need this redrawn with kit and poppy

>>90946018
I need booze to handle your posts yet I don't see the government building a tap in my kitchen, anon.

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>>90946050
This.

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>>90941242
That's a terrible analogy, ants we could communicate with would be of tremendous importance.

>>90946042
The snakes in the comic are clearly handling it, though.

>>90946096
Well memed, but what I said is still true. Government need to be ready to attend to the basic needs of the population.

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>>90946171
get lost ran you'd just want to watch them fuck

>>90946175
You know it from a single page? Or will Morbi suddenly make every snake wealthy to make her right?

>>90946018
College student here, my teachers don't treat me specially for having sleep disorders or my colleagues with demanding jobs. We all just deal with it.

>>90942452
Wasn't there a /tg/ greentext about an Orc luchadore in Dungeons & Dragons suplexing a dragon off a cliff head first?

>>90946183
Up to a reasonable degree, yes. Government may be expected to provide a place to live for everyone, but it doesn't need to be a nice house when a commieblock apartment will do just fine.

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>>90945261
>The monkey

>>90946253
>College student here, my teachers don't treat me specially for having sleep disorders or my colleagues with demanding jobs. We all just deal with it.
College student, you probably know your problem isn't something that affects every last human being?

>>90946274
So how do you expect for a snake to study and work without heat?

It's not a commieblock, it's a shitty shanty.

>>90946069
That's horrible, opposums don't last even 1/4 of a dog's lifespan.

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>>90946365
that's fine because poppy won't live for 1/4 of kit's lifespan either

>>90946045
Nice.

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post lewds

>>90946327
And what the fuck are we talking about?

>>90945356
Countries with universal higher education also tend to have significant welfare systems so you'd have to unpack that before you make an analysis.

>>90945459
Realistically the reptiles would be a tremendous burden the infrastructure and occupational sector of Canopy as they require extensive daily periods of inactivity at a certain temperature threshold to function normally. That's not even going into the issue of demanding outdoor space specifically set aside for their purpose, and their purpose alone, in an urban environment that is located in a densely shaded location, for a non-essential activity.

Forget possums, everyone should hate reptiles.

>>90946440
That's it's not something inherent to every last snake in the world. It's not a niche, it's a major problem.

>>90946327
And in the comic, the heat thing doesn't affect every last human being. Human beings being effectively all the animals. It affects a tiny-subset of the population, the reptiles. So it's a minor concern for a minority of the population. Just like having to deal with a fucking sleep disorder!

>>90936987
The backlash is what caused Poppy's parents to move to not-France, so it was before she was born.

>>90946228
From a resource allocation standpoint it'd be far efficient to give reptiles a subsidy on their heating bills than to build new sunbathing spots.

>>90946317
You should see the previous one. There should be an award for using stock images perfectly.

>>90937067
Just to be clear, are you not counting Africa as the known world on purpose? Because they're killing the shit out of each other all over there

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>>90945573
>it was a squirrel
FUCK
And I thought it was a cat the other time

>>90946581
Isn't Miss Lam a black-faced sheep?

>>90943994
The comic JUST SAID sun lamps exist.

>>90936438

...

I swear to Cat Jesus some day I'm going to make sweet tender love to every hole on Mary's body.

>Artist and Worldbuilder says that the patios are a luxry and that the heating is acquired by other methods by the majority of the group
>Everyone in here trying to go "well actually"

Whether you think the justifications are poor or not the word of the guy writing the setting is law. Instead of trying to argue against what the dude has already declared is canon, why don't you argue about the implications of what the dude has said is canon.

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>>90936438
Misread Mary's bubble as "Dank" for a second

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>>90946581
Here's a quick fix

>>90946693
There's far more pictures of normal sheep
Editing the image is effortless compared to looking for the right animal picture

>>90946581
>>90946693
And Rufus is a bobcat, IIRC.

>>90946860
>the implications of what the dude has said is canon.

Reptiles tend to have higher unemployment rates and flock to jobs that see them working outdoors.

>>90936438
>ring tail
IS THAT A RACCOON IN THE BACK?

last time i saw this the fat possum was fist fighting someone

wtf happened that she is now in a suit talking about race relations

>>90947019
Plot.

>>90947019
Have a read of the comic. Its pretty good.

>>90943743
>Morbi will never do a full in-universe porn mag a la Hellmouth

>>90940221
This. It's really bad.

>>90941375
>>90941406
>>90941425
Fennec Foxes are canine

>>90946359
What I'm assuming is that the government subsidizes heaters for snakes. The sunbathing is a luxury item.

>>90946454
Higher education essentially requires good welfare. You cannot expect people to have good grades if they are hungry.

Also:

>reptiles would be a tremendous burden
Der Fuhrer, should they eliminate the ill and elderly too?

>>90946481
Except of the huge biological differences between each species. It's not something as 'blind humans', it's every fucking human. And yes, there should be support and accessibility for everyone, I was just pointing the huge difference.

>>90947241
Successfully completing higher education =/= universal access to higher education.

>>90946454
You do know reptiles can go for very long periods without food and water just fine. A decent meal will also last them for multiple days too without the need to eat again. Other than heating, they require less resources than mammals who need to eat daily to survive.

>>90946495
It's cheaper to give money to use artificial suns continuously than simply creating a new spot where people can sunbath?

You are not good with math are you? Flora is nowhere near crowded so that would be cheaper.

>>90947273
It's not a huge difference. A huge difference is snakes and birds not having hands. And every single one we've seen has a magical prosthesis so they can function in a world where most species have hands. That's a major fucking thing, and that's a case where every "human" should have a right to hands. And that's clearly the case.

Needing a space heater isn't on the same level. It is a small to non-issue.

>>90946722
You didn't read the comment. I said public.

>>90947273
You're misreading the guy.

If you take the Entire Population Of Flora as "Humans", effectively, then the small subset that are reptiles can stand in for the portion of humanity with a disability.

IE since reptiles are (whatever percentage of the population) then giving them treatment for their disability is a similar cost per citizen arrangement as, say, putting in wheelchair access.