/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>90933667
Jasper is best gem

Jasper sucks

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>>90933667
Always right.

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Daily reminder that Lion is a shard of Pink Diamond

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>>90933667
Jasper is best best gem

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Amy is the best!

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2 days until you rock fuckers are banished to /trash/ where you belong

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>>90933688
Always left

>>90933667
I need a full gallery of sucroses devisnt art work

>>90933702
YAY!

>>90933695
And Lapis is the worst.

>>90933675
How? How are you so fast

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>>90933693
>since when did you ever own a cat?!
JUST TRY TO DENY IT

>those cucks suffering in the other thread

>>90933723
Jasperfags must have superhuman abilities because they drink lots of quartzmilk!

>>90933723
The answer should be pretty obvious at this point

>>90933723
4chan pass maybe?

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>>90933722
These are facts

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best gem

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>>90933812
>MFW

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lapiven

>>90933722
no that's jasper

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>>90933853
canon

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>>90933853
>>90933873
DOUBLE CANON

>>90933858
That's what delusional Lapisfags like to think.

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this show makes me ill

>>90933898
That's because this show is a contagious hybrid form of cancer and autism.

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>>90933888
>>90933921

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>>90933853
>>90933873
>>90933886
Good shit, my doods

>>90933921
ill be sure to use that one

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>>90933667
How can it be the last thread when you didn't save the best character for last? Peridot.

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>>90933966
That's RIGHT!

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>>90933987
full of energy today

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Maya posted this recently
she included Bismuth but no Jasper

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>>90934016
Gotta be loud about the things you like, of course

>>90933853
>>90933873
>>90933886
>>90933987
>>90934016
Cancer

>>90934019
>Jailbreak scene, but with Patrick Warburton playing pic related
>completely played straight.

I'm kakkin for some reason.

>>90934113
>he has a voice crack right as he says "I do!"

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Did somebody say Peridot?

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>>90934083
Yeh. Has no one found her lewd blog? It's probably just amedot but still
>>90934101
The jasperfag philosophy

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>>90934109
Ooh, missed one! >>90934101
You'll get it next time though, right?

>>90934177
Maybe you'll get your suicide right one day.

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>>90934153
How terrifying

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>>90933966
guuuud stuff

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>people actually think Steven vs. Amethyst was a bad episode

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>>90934164
as if i need to see peridot porn

>>90934153
How powerful is that thing?

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all gems have good things about them

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>>90933853
a counter-proposal

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>>90934224
Nice!

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>>90934265

>>90934305
except Peridot

>>90934305
Except Jasper

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>>90934305
as long as you fix them

>>90934305
Except Lapis

>>90934153
delete this

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>>90934309
counter counter

>>90934329
You ruined it.

>>90934329
You...fucker...

>>90934305
Except Pearl

>>90934305
Except me :(

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>>90934321
>>90934324
>>90934333
T R I O
T
R
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>trips of threes

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>>90934019
You're cruising for a bruising you cyclops bitch.

>>90934373
Except Scaramouch the Merciless.

What if Steven got infected with a worm that was eating his brain slowly

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>>90934385
tf

>>90934329
she looks much better, 10/10

>>90934394
Will we ever see the HW trio become a thing? I want to believe.

>>90934419
Game Theory what if Steven were in Undertale

>>90934249
>pearl pouch
>good fight
>pony tail
it was a good episode

>>90934436
No

>>90934419
OKAY..

SO we clearly are running out of things to talk about

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There's a really bad thunderstorm outside and it's beginning to flood. Could you guys post some Armstrong to make me feel better?

>>90934394
They're the cancer trio for a reason.

>>90934436
Jasper is dead.

>>90934249
It was a good episode marred only by Zuke's shitty Pearl.

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>>90934407
do you think pearl would be turned on by herself if she looked in the mirror looking like that?

>>90934446
>STEVEN, WE'RE IN UNDERTALE

>>90934419
He would befriend the worm and probably sing a duet with it

>>90934329
She looks like a man without her lips

why would you do this

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>>90934436
>>90934394
HW trio is a false myth perpetuated by the crew for maximum despair

>>90934413
Except the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, Aku

>>90934419
so, the glow worms in Limbo?

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>>90934394
*autistic meme cancer trio with the autistic meme cancer fags

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>>90934483
Hate Zuke all you want but the pearl pouch bit was cute.

>>90934493
...and the High Priestess and her daughters.

>>90934329
>getting rid of those prime dick sucking lips

You are no friend of the succ. I hope you get a paper cut right on the frenulum of your dick.

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>>90934446

>>90934520
It was funny, but nothing about that thing you just posted is cute. It's fucking awful and makes me wonder how she ever got that job to begin with.

>>90934520
Zuke was trying her damnedest to meme her too

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>>90934461
Well, I'm always up for some Armstrong posting.

>>90934461
*Bed Mutant

>>90934485
Solid lel

>>90934520
she only knows how to write memes, she's shit and should khs

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When is Skinny going to fuck Lapis and cuck Peridot?

>>90934446
>what if Jaspertale was canon

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>>90934568
When is Skinny going to fuck peridot and cuck Lapis?

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>>90934573

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>>90934461
there has been floods all over my country lately
i hope you're alright anon

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>>90934535
>Steven After Not Surviving

>>90934596
I hope you drown.

>>90934292
It can defeat anything capable of committing suicide.

>>90933853
>>90933851

>>90934224
>>90934613
I hope your micropenis shrinks even further into your body.

>>90934535
>tfw you not survive and become meme skeleton with blue hoodie and deep voice
>tfw you may have come up with the single worst "what if" scenario in both the SU fandom and the Undertale fandom

>>90934589
Desperate

>>90934617
deep down people just really don't like fat people

>>90934540
What's wrong with it?

>>90934292

That depends on the type of power you're talking about.

I wish I had that chart showing off fusions between Jasper, Bowser, and Pete though...

>>90934535
>steven is sans
>sans starts wearing lapis' clothing
>lapiven is canon?

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>>90934613
rude

>>90934681
Zuke.

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>tfw homeworld trio version of this will only get malachite and MAYBE lapidot fusion revealed before the show ends

>>90934113
>their fusion dance is sapphire yanking ruby around and flipping her into the air

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>>90934535
>garnet about to kill herself in the back

>>90934535
>Girls, lets go on an adventure.

So this dude has never watched any SU then, right? At least none in his first language.

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>>90934748
Nah, she's just fixing to go on vacation. She really needs it

>>90934751
its meant to be as retarded as possible

>>90934739
homeworld trio is fucking retarded and was always just ooc fandom bullshit, if you like them at this point just kys they will never be like what you autists dreamt them to be

>>90934701
But anon, lapiven already IS canon Desu.

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>>90934738
I think her Pearl is cute imo, her Lapis and Peridot suck though.

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>>90934535
the person who made it said it was a joke

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>>90934804

>>90934436
The HW trio are all dead in their own way.
Peridot has gone completely brain dead and can no longer even speak other than in memes, like that comic with Simpsons quotes, but with memes instead.
Lapis is dead inside, no longer having goals, no longer doing anything, no longer feeling anything, just going through the motions with a false smile and glazed over eyes.
Jasper is dead in the regular way, where she's no longer alive.

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Gems should be creepy

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>>90934817

>>90934808
Her hair looks like its laughing or about to eat something

>>90934790
Speaking from embittered experience?

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>>90934823
this.
OG trio are the main characters and still best

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>>90934318
>all those gems

>>90934857
>Garnet
>a character

>>90934292
Scrappy is pathetic, Dot is extremely powerful, and Junior is decently strong. You do the math.

>>90934831
Lapidirts should creep into a noose

>>90934823
I want to nurture a brain dead, meme-spouting Peridot

>>90934823
Fuck this show

>>90934879
she might be boring but she's not nearly as much as a meme as IS THAT A WEAPON XD or MEEP MORP LMAO

>>90934831
I think you should post more

>>90934911
>WOW
>THANKS

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>>90934831
>peridot trying to steal pearl's sleep creeping

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>>90934831
>pearl, rapist and baby murderer
>thinking none of the gems are creepy

>>90934885
you want to nurture shit

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>>90934912
More of what?

>>90934948
I'll be sure to tell her that

>>90934778
>garnet in old grandpa golf pants teeing off at mini golf funland
>"I always get what I want!"
I wish the show was this funny again.

>>90934940
shh you'll rile up the pearl dindu nuffin fags

>>90934964
It makes me smile every now and then, at the very least

>>90934940
she couldn't help herself

>>90935001
Soon you'll realize this show was much better before peridot and lapis were recurring characters

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>>90934696

Scratch that, I found the only thread-related one that was done.

>>90934885
Anyone saved that greentext where peridot gets smaller and smaller and only speaks in memes until she's the size of a thumb and gasps out one last meme before disappearing into thin air?

>>90935028
Everyone already knows season one is the only good season

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>>90934568
That happens in Zuke's final episode.

>>90934959
I don't know, /sug/gy, I kind of want them to interact more.

>>90935028
You think I don't already know that?

>>90934857
Easy there, tiger.
The HW trio may be mentally, emotionally, and physically dead, but the CG trio are also dead.
Garnet is spiritually dead. She stands for absolutely nothing but fusion, and just kind of exists to talk about fusion and get excited about fusion.
Amethyst is practically dead, because her arc is over, and she does nothing now. She's been explicitly stated to no longer be doing her hobby, wrestling, so we're left to assume she just sits on her ass, and eats and sleeps until there's a mission, no longer proactively approaching life.
Pearl is sexually dead. This one's obvious enough that I don't really need to explain it.

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>>90934831
sneaky sneaky

>>90934831
Lapidirts should be dead.

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Howdy folks, Jacinth here! Anyone have any late night art requests?

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>>90934959
Yeah, more of THAT would be sweet

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>>90934739
My most wanted fusion is Jaspidot however unlikely, it's more probable than all three of them together at the very least

>>90935118
smoky forcefeeding lapis

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Anyone want to come over to my housr and hurt me? I'll let you if you want

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>>90935118
drunk holly

>>90935150
>jaspidot
awful

>TFW no decent merch besides T-shirts

>>90935051
Fuck, I know which one you mean, but I didn't screencap it.

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>>90935150

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>>90935118
Lapis eating leaves

>>90935060
That's inverse to the general opinion that season 1 was most boring and therefore the worst. Strange how stuff changes.

>>90935154
emotionally or physically?

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This is now a POSITIVE thread.

>>90935178
>That's inverse to the general opinion that season 1 was most boring and therefore the worst.
only memegemfags think that

>>90935154
Sure, I'll bring the nailgun

>>90935073

Didn't you hear the news? Zuke's last episode was declared unfit for all forms of broadcast and destroyed by the suits at CN. Sugar and the rest of the crew didn't care much about that episode either, so they let it them destroy every single copy and the master tape.

>>90934589
>tallest screwup with shortest screwup
I can see it happening.

>>90935118
HW trio in saiyan armor

>>90935154

Sounds good, I bring the meat cleavers and the tenderizing fluids.

>>90935203
Good thing Rebecca always keeps a backup in a USB that is locked safely behind a vault. Now I just have to find that damn thing

>>90934589

>Skinny
>and Peridot

Oh. Oh, my god. I never knew I wanted this until right now.

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>>90935154
What's wrong anon?

>>90935238

She deleted the USB back-up too, it was that disgusting.

>>90935203
What was it about?

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>>90935205
>>90935240

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>>90935182
You can hurt me anyway you want.

>>90935261
Whaaat? She's not even allowed to touch the thing after she makes the backup. Ian's orders. Or was he in on it too?

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>>90935253
Nothing, I'm just bored.

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>>90935142
You'd think this ship would more common considering Garnet held Lapis in her arms.

Anyone has the different sizes of steven image?
I want to see bean steven again

>>90935267

Fuck you, they'd be cute together. Skinny would brag about everything and act 2 Cool 4 School, and Peridot would buy every bit of it and hang off every word.

She'd be all, "Wow, Skinny! You're so great!" and Skinny -unused to getting such praise- would blush and try to play it off like it's nothing.

And them Skinny would muff-punch Peridot behind the barn while Pumpkin watches.

>>90935028
meh, I don't blame the characters I blame the show just getting lazy. Thats honestly the feeling I get out of most episodes lately, just laziness. It feels like they're just soft-balling episodes in. Only exception were the couple of stand-outs at the beginning of the season and the zoo bomb.

Sucrose needs to reel in her fucking storyboarders and start shooting for more story/character driven episodes. I didn't mind townie episodes in the past but they've honestly just sucked lately. Meandering episodes with no real pay-off at the end.

>>90935263

I can't say, my NDA prevents me from saying anything.

Well, that and international laws.

>>90935287

Her lawyers.

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Skinelian is endgame

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>>90935299
After watching Love Letters, I didn't really think most Garnet ships would gain a lot of traction. But, there's a good amount of art out there for them from what I've seen, so that's one situation where I'm glad my assumption was wrong

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>>90935118
Pearl in a dress like this.

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>>90934823
A moment of silence for those we lost

>>90935352
>that bad

Zuke did it just to spite Sugar, you just know. She wanted to have her last laugh, but now that the episode is gone forever, she can't even have that. Well played, Sucrose

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>>90935240
It's the only pic I've seen of them together, some pretty deep crack it is
>>90935330
Didn't expect the muff punch

>>90935111
>She's been explicitly stated to no longer be doing her hobby, wrestling
This really frustrates me, I get she didn't need it anymore but it was something she really enjoyed
I hope they give her a new hobby or something

>>90935450

It would've put a lot of folks in hot water, not just Sugar. That's how out-of-touch Zuke was with reality.

And it'll only get worse. Remember tyat secret blog she had and quickly it disappeared after she posted that rant? Libel lawsuits from CN are coming her way.

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>>90935185
This is now a HAND thread

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What if Steven started to think Pearl was his owner?

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>>90935361
I love lapithyst

I hate how the last episode was basically the writer's way of saying.

>SEE!
>GEMS CAN BE ASSHOLES TOO!
>THEY CAN'T ALL BE REDEEMED!
>THOUGHT THIS SHOW WAS FORMULAIC DID YOU?! WELL I SHOWED YOU!

It's pretty sad really.

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>>90935555
Orig, in case anyone was wondering

>>90935562
i love you

I've been off of /sug/ for a while, do we seriously have no idea when the next episode is out? I'm itching for more Rose backstory.

Also, the numbered Lion episodes are guaranteed feels-in-a-can, and I've been dead inside for about a month now. Looking forward to emotions again.

>>90935563

Rubies are still stupid, you know.

>>90935584
Okay, Steven

>>90935580
it's gonna be an april fools joke

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I miss Garnet being a character.

>>90935563
Steven is retarded. That's what the episode was about

>>90935613
She was never a character.

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>>90935579
ty

Would Navy make a good wife?

>>90935613
I miss the episode where Garnet did sick bike tricks

>>90935450
I just realized that that's what Zuke meant by 4 or 5 more of her episodes left.
She wasn't sure if Becky/CN would just passively allow her absolute travesty of an episode to air.

>>90935645
if u wanna get cucked sure

>>90935645
I guess

>>90935664
>sucrose forced her to board the uprooting
>she does a sub rocknaldo, sub beta job

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>>90935584
Not all of them

>>90935645
She'd stab you in the back while hugging you just to see the look on your face.

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>>90935555
This is now a SAUSAGE thread

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>>90935645
Yes

>>90935706
Sounds like my kind of gem!

>>90935711
I wonder how many of those fingers you could take up the ass.

>>90935749
Anon's slutty butt could take all 5

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>>90935711

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>>90935613
i dont

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What kind of job would each gem have?

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>>90935555
This thread is now for limb enhancers!

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>>90935711
You wish. SUPERIOR hands coming through

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>>90935832
why are they all so cute? holy shit

>>90935847
>not wanting each gem to be the best they can be

stupid pearlfag.

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>>90935875

Okay.

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>>90935884
SAUSAGES > gross neon cyan glow sticks

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>>90935863
I could see Pearl being in the army, she's a huge nationalist
Garnet would be a dance teacher
Amethyst would work at GameStop or something like that
Peridot would be a techie at a local computer shop or Staples
Lapis would be a fucking homeless person begging for other people's money

>>90935711
>jasper air-groping some sweet imaginary ass

>>90935902
i really just wanted to post pearl on a skateboard

>>90935937
>she's a huge nationalist
>"I'm not exactly a citizen, steven!"

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>>90935936
Jasper can keep her FILTHY sausages to herself. Eye-bleedingly neon fingers are where it's at, you see

>>90935973
>>90935936
both of them look just fine

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>>90935936
There's nothing wrong with glow sticks
>>90935929

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>>90935999
>"Whoops!"

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>>90935937
>Pearl not being a ballerina or dance teacher
>Garnet not being a marriage counselor
>Amethyst not being a trashman
>Peridot not being an engineer
>Lapis not being a professional lifeguard/rapist
>Jasper not being the one working in the army as a drill sergeant

>>90936038
jasper would work at the dog pound

>>90936038
pearl would never do any job that a pearl on homeworld does, she hardly does her ballerina shit anymore anyways
garnet isn't a good talker
peridot is too childish (retarded) to do something that big

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>>90936037
anon you petty little fucker

>>90936038
>Peridot not being a NEET living off of autismbux

>>90936038
Lapis would work at a library. And if she studied enough, would make a lovely historian

>>90935563
I'm still disappointed that Garnet saw Navy as either joining the barn group or running the ship as at least distinct possibilities, and didn't follow Steven to keep the later from happening.

>>90935937
>>90936038
Lapis a depressed neet who mooches off her friend's money

I dreamt I found some literal 10/10 pornwith Steven and the zoomans
Why couldn't it have been real?

>>90936111
Lapis is a retard and shouldn't be allowed near good books because she might ruin them by drooling on them

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>>90934407
Both of you clods are gonna get you're asses shattered.

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>>90936098
Hey, that scene pissed me off too, you know

>>90936119
>anon doesn't want garnet to believe in steven

>>90936137
No problem! Peridot can be her professional drool-catcher
>now she can be a librarian and a retard at the same time

>>90936111
>if she studied enough
She'd need to learn how to read first.

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Lapis is a very smart gem.

Waiting for the eventual rise in human progression through the series.

I want them to be superior warriors to gems.

>>90936107
>making sure Steven's okay in Gem Drill
>making sure Lapis is comfortable 24/7
She's demonstrated a lot of empathy for an autistic rock. Lapis would be the one to go for the combo autism and depressionbux

>>90936212
*shit

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Jasper won't live in the dinky little barn, in the temple surrounded by CG especially when Peridot didn't even get that privilege, Bismuth's forge or Greg's van... if she is revived she is going back to Homeworld with the Rubies. But then how would she develop as a character if she does that?

>begrudging ally not stationed anywhere in particular during an important part of the plot that forces teamwork
Yeah ok I'm seeing something
>that is basically what the already perfect peridemption arc was
>and just look how skimpy lapis's 'redemption' was and Jasper would need a lot more work
Ah...

>>90936213
Oh wait, I forgot it takes 10 episodes for a single character to screw in a light bulb.

Never mind.

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>>90936212
Lapis is a full-blown idiot

>>90934751
Just replace 'Girls' with 'Gems'.

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>>90935891
Idk but I want them all ba k together again

i stopped watching this 30 or so episodes ago, don't tell me they befriended jasper?

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>>90936111
>>90936190

>>90936270
Ha!

>>90936270
Jas-who?

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>>90936236
jasper's gonna live with the famethyst if she comes back. or with bismuth, they have some stuff in common.

>>90936277
>>90936281
so yes, no?

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>>90936246
Lapis is a genius.

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>>90933667
>Steven wears girl clothes in the new comic
>flashbacks to "STEVEN UNIVERSE Comic Creators Promise To Make Ongoing Series 'As Queer as Humanly Possible" article
Why can't they just get the crewniverse to work on the comics instead of some random tumblrinas?

>>90936270
Jasper's dead.

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>>90936270
Steven and Jasper are not just friends, they are lovers.

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>>90936309
Lapis was right!

>>90936236
Jasper's redemption arc is easy.

>Heal Jasper.
>She begrudgingly agrees to be "friends".
>17 filler episodes later.
>Battle breaks out with particularly tough enemy.
>Just Steven and Jasper left.
>Jasper almost tanks it alone.
>Steven holds out his hand and tells her they have to fuse.
>I-I didn't want to fuse with you anyway, B-BAKA!
>New fusion hype, lalala hype hype hype, Jasper can feel Steven's love, blah blah blah.
>Unfuse, awkward Jasper hug, everyone cries, the end.

>>90936306
The famethyst are at the zoo, you need to fill in some steps there

>>90936326
They've been madly in love since The Return.

>>90936310
cringe.
do any gems appear before i spend my money on it?

>>90936038
A trashman is a good one but I think amy would be a cook or something with food

>>90936341
im talking endgame here
but as soon as she is healed? probably out on her own like bloodstone, idk

>>90936341
>zoo earrings
>hey famethyst you still have those spare ships?
>the red ones that travel ftl
>sweet thanks guys!

>>90936336
I want this unironically

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>>90936387
i could see pearl being a cook
from experience i can tell you a lot of cooks, specially pastry cooks, like the act of cooking more than eating the food they make

>>90936161
>Risking something as important as your only source of interplanetary travel to a belief in a group of people who, combined, have spent less than one percent of time getting to know the Earth as you have.
There are a goodly number of scenarios in the show when throwing caution to the wind was at least an okay idea.
This was not one of them.

>>90936336
>Jasper's first consensual fusion is with a boy
I wish I was so cute that lesbians would fall in love with me.

>>90936387
She'd get fired the moment she suggests a motor oil souffle.

>>90936270
Anon, Jasper has been dead

>>90936439
Her experience with lapis was so traumatic she became straight, don't tell greg

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>>90936369
yeah

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>>90936428
>trusting a being that doesn't eat or know taste to cook for you

>>90936336
>She begrudgingly agrees to be "friends".

This is the part that I can't imagine happening after she explained the reason for her murderlust. She correctly thinks that Steven's attempts at friendship are an elaborate form of brainwashing. How in the name of FUCK do you convince her otherwise?

Best chance I could see is if they heal her up they convince her that trying to beat them is futile, and then just let her go play lone wolf for a while. A LONG fucking while. Then she can eventually work with the crew in a Protoman-esque capacity. Although I still don't see why she wouldn't betray them to Homeworld at the first available opportunity.

>>90936471
If Jasper starts whining about her "trauma" after she gets redeemed I'm gonna have a much harder time taking her seriously

>>90936473
pearl in a tux is honestly pretty great... i'll buy it

>>90936310
Post the whole thing! I want to see this trainwreck

Also, are you implying the crewniverse wouldnt have actually done the same thing?

>>90936493
>why she wouldn't betray them to Homeworld at the first available opportunity.
Learning the Diamonds are responsible for corruption and perhaps a plot twist with PD's death of which we only know scant detail

>>90936485
im sure she could follow instructions to a T and be okay without eating it
she could always taste and spit

>>90936439
It's not as good as you might think.
You'll mostly just have girls starting conversations with you, and then trying to end them as soon as possible after they hear your voice.

>>90936493
>Arguing with shonen powers.

Why do you do this to yourself anon?

>>90936473
what website is this out on, anon?

>>90936493
Steven PD meme theory would make half the show's conflicts go away.

>>90936493
She has already admitted to feeling ashamed of serving under anyone who isn't PD, whenever they heal her there will not be a lot of routes they can take her unless it involves redemption or going back to a revived PD

>>90936336
Nah, I want her first healthy fusion to be amy

I want her to feel the love from her sis

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If Rose was a zookeeper, just think of all the humans she condemned to never see their loved ones again.

>>90936500
Anon, redeemed gems change. Look at Lapis and Peridot. They're nothing like what people thought they would be when they showed up. I highly doubt casual Jasper is the same she is now. She'll be memed too, no way the show will have a serious character.

>>90936493
"Friends" just means she doesn't want to kill them, which is the closest to friends Jasper would ever be with anyone.

>>90936546
>Cmon... Sis...

Yeah, I can see it.

>>90936561
>Peridot and Lapis are her friends with this criteria
Yay?

>>90935654
buddy's book

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>>90936550
>Anon, redeemed gems change. Look at Lapis and Peridot
and everyone who isn't autistic hates them now anon, redeeming a character shouldn't have to involve turning them into a meme

>>90936577
>implying she'll get to choose.
>implying she won't be on a wild ride from the moment she gets redeemed.

I want to see an Agate that's actually terrifying.

>>90936550
That's so true. Jasper WILL change a lot, which as the odds are indicating, will included being memed if she sticks around

>>90936598
that was my point. they'll ruin her character too and there's no way to prevent it

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>>90936447
Amy was shown she can cook pretty well in restaurant wars, im sure shed know what humans can and cant consume

Please dont doubt her.

>>90936598
Jasper is even less important than Peridof and Lapis, that and with all her issues she will be memed -the hardest-

>>90936447
there's someone at my school who made a curried milk cocktail and thought it was a good idea, and she just got laughed at. she'd probably just get told that's not acceptable

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>>90935863
abortion doctor

>>90936550
This is a SOL cartoon after all, not an action anime.