LEGENDS OF TOMORROW TALKBACK: BEST BOY RETURNS EDITION

Oh yea, Tolkien served in WWI as a horse wrangler

who is returning? is it patty?

>>90927965
kinda hard to imagine only 100 years ago we still used horses to fight wars

>>90927980
what, no it's Snart, he's been in the promos

>jesus

what

>>90928010
The Germans uses horses in WWII.

>>90928126
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Lance

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>Scratching your nuts with Jesus' blood.

>>90928162
I was thinking ass. But that works too.

>>90927904
I missed last week: How was it?

hey look it's firestorm!

Did Sarah just make a joke about killing Jesus?

>>90928185
goofy fun

>>90928199
Fucking godless lesbians.

>>90928199
She's a lesbian, so yes

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Wut? This lance?

>>90928228
>>90928232
Lesbianmind

>HE TURNED THE TOWER TO JELLYBEANS
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN

TRANSMUTATIONS AND SALUTATIONS MOTHER FUCKERS!

>Transmuting the spire into jellybeans
FUCK YES FIRESTORM.

>they're not smart enough for this to be happening

kek Thawne

THEY FINALLY USED FIRESTORM'S POWER

why are they suddenly competent

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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>>90928228
>>90928232

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/co/ come on. Do you seriously still watch this show? What redeeming features does it possibly have? Be honest.

And don't talk about how attractive the actors are because that's not an argument.

>>90928270
>>90928288
>>90928292
>>90928310
Time to never use it again

>>90928312
Because they're going to lose it by the end of the episode.

Come on, we all know it.

>>90928336
It's campy as hell and the character interactions are good.

THE FIRE GUN BURNS!

WHO WROTE THIS EPISODE?!

Why is Jesus' blood so evil?

revealed by flames in a Tolkien ep
kek

Hey Firestorm why not try turning it into jellybeans too.

>>90928360
We're in the Shin Megami Tensei universe now

>World War 1
>Spear from Christian Lore
>Spear gets burned and shows a hidden message

Huge Tolkien reference here

>>90928336
And lesbians are hot. Duh.

Okay, Rip, why would the spear do that?

Wait, is the Spear doing the Lord of the Rings bit?

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Why don't they just throw it in to the sun?

>>90928010
Yeah, the last century pretty much destroyed all concept of technological progress. It used to be S-L-O-W.

>GIDEON, WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE CRUCIFIXION

>>90928336
It's fucking adult Power Rangers, nigga!

So Catholics are the one true religion

Michael Moorcock's "Behold the Messiah" Anyone?

>Rip frantically explaining why they can't go meet Jesus
Pussy ass writers.

>>90928336
You can turn a TV show on while using a computer, doing anything you want. If the show is remotely decent, then why not?

If they need the Blood of Christ, why don't they just hop into church one sunday and grab a chalice?

>>90928397
All mythologies are somehow true.

WE'RE GOING TO MORDOR

wait what

Damn it, I thought they were going to get a Jesus descendant.

We Hobbits now!

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>>90928382
You can't just throw everything into the sun, Superman.

Didn't Emerald Knights teach us not to mess with the sun?

Sarah, rule one of time travel: NEVER GO TO THE TIME OF CHRIST. No writer wants to even touch that can of worms.

>>90928397
Lucifer, Zauriel and Etrigan all point to it being true.

Wonder Woman is a strong, STRONG counter argument though.

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>>90928126
Spear used to stab dr. Stein right after his crucifixion

>>90928441
I'm pretty sure Jesus is a virgin.

All you niggas need is a $10 bottle of wine and a priest.

Do you even transubstantiation?

>>90928397
All mythologies are somehow true.

And the Spectre serves God...and Lucifer is doing a police procedural show set in LA.

I feel like chucking the Spear in a sun or black hole would require less effort and ultimately be more secure

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How old is JRR Tolkien? He can't be military-age in WW1 and write the LotR movies in the 2000s. WTF.

>>90928375
Hey I was right

>>90928460
I wuv u.

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>>90928288
Salutations?

>>90928420
>No, never. We can't go to see Jesus, there's no place anywhere close to looking like Palestine in Vancouver.

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>>90928453
Unless you're a cartoon.

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>>90928465
>Niggers being this gullible.

>>90928453
>who is Mel Gibson?

>>90928480
I know its bait...but I can't be sure.

Tolkien wrote and published the Lord of the Rings in 1954 and he's been dead a long time. They were adapted for film by a bunch of other people with the permission and rights granted by Christopher Tolkien, JRR's son, who manages his estate and notes.

So many unpublished notes.

>>90928480
Haha. Good one, anon. You're funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

>Snart will once again be a mirage

Just bring him back already

Whenever I hear World War One I think about Eternal Darkness.

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>Legendary idiots

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>Legendary Idiots

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>yfw snart is the star player brought to help the underdog team win
nice

>>90928509
Hmm. I guess Supergirl is fighting a shit monster next week.

>Tol Kien

>>90928397
Judeo-Christian God was the big dick of the multiverse before Morrison re-arranged stuff with Multiversity. The New Gods are around the same playing field now

Who else besides Snart are they going to tap for the Legion, I wonder?

Also, I think Vixen is going to try and alter her home's future.

>>90928550
the video game? I love that game

>>90928420

>Cut to title card

>The Legends kidnap Jesus of Nazareth

>Always Sunny music plays

Why can't Sarah say, " Tolkien" properly?

Could Firestorm transmute the spear?

I'm not sure I understand the magentic properties of the Spear. What could Thawne do wielding it?

Rip isn't clean shaven enough for WW1. I assume they gave him an officer's uniform to let him get away with not being gasmask ready.

>>90928585
probably Vandal

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I need zombiefu back

>>90928596
It was a fun level.

He's not an illusion

>Fool of a Tolkien

Fuck! It's not "Tol-keen"! It's "Tol-ken"! Everyone knows that!

>>90928646
I thought he was like, destroyed throughout his own history or something?

>mimic's a dog

roof

>>90928627
'cause she's a damn valley girl.

Come on Blackadder reference!

>when have we ever destroyed anything we've stolen?

... I distinctly remember you guys torching a painting.

Wentworth Miller needs a hair dye.

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>>90928669
This friday on Twitch

>>90928585
I'd like to see Black Siren personally, but I don't think they're adding anyone but Snart

>>90928722
Oh, that's gonna be fun to watch with the chat.

>>90928716
Nah I like the gray hair.

>>90928336
I like the main villains' actors.
That's all.

>CHiPS starts Friday
>Still embargoed
Sucks worse than Power Rangers

>>90928628
It literally has the power of Christ in it. You can use it to rewrite reality. Think of it like the "~" key of the universe.

>>90928722
is that when they are streaming RPM?

>>90928716
Why? It's the only thing that is keeping him from playing late 20's/early 30's roles for forever.

>>90928722
What are they on now?

>>90928684
probably doing it on purpose to avoid a lawsuit or something since Christopher is still pissed at hollywood about the movies

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>Malcolm in the Middle Mom in the CHIPS movie
>Brian Cranston won all kinds of awards and is now a renown actor
>Still is down for the Power Rangers movie

I feel bad for the mom

>>90928781
Ninja Storm

>>90928738
Didn't they confirmed Katie Cassidy appearing on Legends? Her Black Siren or not is another thing entirely.

>>90928722
Wait Amy Adams was a Power Ranger?

>>90928798
Cranston's only doing Power Rangers because doing voiceovers for every other monster was his first recurring gig as an actor

>>90928798
I kinda wanna get Brian Cranston to autograph my Macross Plus VHS tapes.

I know they can't grab villains from other realities, but Winn's dad, Toyman, would be pretty cool in this lineup.

Maybe Solomon Grundy should be on the team, and Cheetah and Black Manta. Just show up with the Legion with no explanation.

None whatsoever.

>>90928819
she'll only be on the finale and guggenheim confirmed she only has one scene, which is briefly with sara

>>90928808
>Ninja strom
I think I'll join in now then.
I recall Ninja Storm and then Dino thunder being pretty great

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>this episode

>>90928819
i saw all of Katie Cassidy I needed to this week /wink wink

>Tolkien was hot
Only on CW

>>90928837
God I hate Uncle Guggie.

>I enjoy long stories

kek

>>90928716
Maybe he should get his hair frosted

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>>90928397
You didnt need a TV show to tell you that

Stop influencing Tolkien you fools! Fly!

>>90928837
Why. WHY do they insist on wasting Black Siren!?

>>90928865
We all do, anon. We all do.

You did not need to tell him that much about the future.

>In this week's episode, the Legends convince Tolkien to write science fiction instead. He never breaks up with CS Lewis. They co-write Venus novels.

>>90928764
I know this is kind of dumb, to try and figure out how it works, but Stein mentioned that it somehow contains its own magnetic field? Like, the T-flux would be overlapped on the B-flux.

I'm just curious to how an object like that would interact with Negative Speedforce. Maybe some induction shit going on.

>>90928843
Ninja Storm's pretty fun. It's the closest we come to doing a comedic season.

>>90928798

His first break into industry gig was Power rangers, it's all homage for him which I thought was pretty cool that he would still be down for that.

>you're going to church!
hahaha

>>90928930
He was just pulling that out of his ass to try to explain it.

>the boy who cried Snart

>I believe you!
>You do?
>No, I just don't want you to hurt me

Kek.

It is Eternal Darkness!

>>90928336
What the fuck do you care what we watch?

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LENNY'S BACK!

>nate can see speeding bullets

damien and snart together are fucking hysterical already

>tolkien now goes on to write star wars

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Poor Mick.

>Snart's acting like jealous ex

fucking lmao

>Mick's gun shoots flaming punches now
What the FUCK?

Quick, which characters in LotR could turn into steel and/or shoot fire?

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>Yfw Lenny's back
>For real this time

>>90929049
Gandalf the White could shoot fire, I think,.

do you think Legends has enough of a budget to afford Grodd?

>>90929046
I take it you didn't watch season 1?

Hot and Cold stopped shooting their elements so much that Snart could even properly freeze the bomb at the end.

>>90929049
Maybe one of the Maiar?

>They don't care about you Mick!
>Ray goes back for Mick and tells him to go with them

Yeah right.

>>90929049
Smaug sleeps in an Uncle Scrooge chamber and breaths fire.

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>>90929051

>>90929049
not turn to steel but there is that mithril stuff

>>90929049
Gandalf used magic to turn some pine-cones into firebombs in The Hobbit.

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>>90929049

I'm happy Snart's back, but I don't want him to take Mick back.

>>90929072
And Heatwave's default colours in the comic are grey.

I guess he's a Maiar now.

>>90929109
Gotta get me one of those. Maybe Thinkgeek.

>>90929046
Just like the Cold Gun, it does whatever the writers want it to do at the moment.

Maybe its effects vary depending on how tightly you pull the trigger, like those old video game controllers.

Now let's get Rip and Rory on the Legion's side

>secret only fire can tell

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Stop bullying Mick!

Tolkien's making story notes all through this ep.

>MIDDLE EARF

So do we think Mick will bring Snart back?

>>90929169
Didn't know the Ardennes had a giant fucking volcano forge in them.

>>90929202
Snart's already back

>one can't simply walk into the warzone
aaay

>In the middle of No Man's Land
Ha
HA
HAVE FUN WITH THAT

>>90929023
What anime is this from?
>>90929202
Stein will use it to make his daughter canon to reality.

>>90929204
Sounds like they did. 0.0

It's not a tool it's a fucking thumb in God's eye!

She can't handle it

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOROMIR.

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>But one cannot simply walk into the middle of a war zone

STOP IT.

>>90929225
I know, I mean undoing his death

>Maybe if we convince both sides to stop fighting

Shoulda gone to the Christmas truce!

so who's going to match up the Legends to the fellowship count Snart there's 9 on each side

"One can not simply walk into the middle of....Mor-no, wait, war zone."

>>90929268
but we already had the Revolutionary War for Christmas

>>90929268
>post-war, english soldiers bring home a craving for brautwurst, german soldiers bring home a hankering for tea

>>90929252
Ay, Vixen is Boromir

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>>90929297
Can't every day be Christmas?

>>90929326

I think Mick is boromir, he's going to try to steal it.

If this is World War One, where is Wittgenstein?

That is one swarthy looking German.

Ray is one of the hobbits. He looks like he's up ofr 'second breakfast'.

How many people is Steel going over the top going to kill with ricochets?

Steel, that's cheating. Well done.

Stop making jokes about WWI you jerks!

>Gremlins.

kek

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>Ray's laugh

>Rip quoting LOTR

>>90929236
>>90929023
Pls respond.
>>90929559
They're really laying it on thick with the LotR-WW1 jokes.

Rip knows the Germans have no clue what he's saying right?

>Men of the West speech

But it is not this day!

Oh sure, send out the French guy to surrender.

>it's the blood of--
>CHRIST you're so predictable
hahahah god

Question: is there any reason they couldn't get back in their ship, come back one year before or after the war, and get the blood without any effort?

Do it Mick wish them out of existence!

>>90929614
Wadja mean? That's what the Frogs are best at!

>>90929644
They are not very bright.

>>90929596

They might be translating it to German for the krauts.

Because future tech.

>>90929644
lazy writing

>>90929655
that and eating cheese

>>90929644
Because that would require the legends actually thinking for once.

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>that Aragorn speech
So fucking good.

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>>90929644

>>90929644
see
>>90928559
>>90928564

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Mick, no!

oh lord I just realized, Sarah trusted the most powerful weapon in creation to a man who's loyalty she literally just put into question a few hours ago

>>90928310
He turned an Nth metal meteor to water back in the first season.

>>90929655
It's a hack joke though.
Especially for WW1, where France basically suicided by not surrendering.

Well, at least this way maybe we get Cold and Heatwave in the Flash next season.

A season of character development down the drain!

>it's a Mick has a crisis of conscience and everyone just pushes him further away episode

>We failed Rory

Yeah, but Snart was his weak point.

>>90929862

not really, Mick is a triple agent

>>90929880
Looks like you're right.

>that promo
HYPE

>Jax is Stein's boss
Next episode looks fun.

>Flashpoint 2: Jesus Blood Boogaloo

Next week should be fun.

>It's a "the villains won and altered reality" episode!

Oh boy, another Flashpoint.
Might be cool.

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UPCOMING EPISODES

16. Doomworld (March 28, 2017)
>BETRAYALS - After obtaining the Spear of Destiny, the Legion of Doom rewrites reality, leaving the Legends changed, perhaps forever. Frightfully, the Legends' and the world's hopes rest with Mick, but being the "great hero" is not easy for him. Meanwhile, there is tension within the Legion of Doom as the reason why the Spear of Destiny needs to be destroyed is revealed.

17. Aruba (April 4, 2017)
>SEASON FINALE - As the Legends are about to take off for their next destination, a massive timequake rocks the ship. In order to try and fix what has happened, they are forced to break the one cardinal rule of time travel. But if they are able to destroy the spear, they will face the ultimate consequence.

>>90929880

My vote's for quintuple cross.

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>Rewrite reality
>Suddenly everyone's working for the "Legion" in an evil corporation

Wow. How frightening. Such imagination.

>>90929945
>Aruba
>They're mocking Tahiti

Well done.

>>90929960

Or more than likely he will take himself and snart out of it and back to their bad guying ways which will revert reality to right way kind of thing.

>>90929945

Oh shit, they ARE going to kidnap Jesus!

>>90930016
Holy shit

>they are forced to break the one cardinal rule of time travel.

Not intentionally doing weird shit to England on Christmas?

>>90930061
>>90930016
Jesus is going to become a Legend for season 3.

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>>90930016
>>90930061

>>90930130
Season 3: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
...
AND THE LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

>>90930092

Traveling to the times and places involved in the birth, life, and death of Jesus Christ.

>>90930130
I can't wait

>>90930092
Not involving Barry Allen?

>>90929945
Wait I just realized, Merlyn's greatest desire would be for his wife and Tommy to still be alive. So how stupid of a hand-wave will they have next week for Tommy not being there?

>>90930697
I'm sure they'll have a younger version of Tommy, i.e. use a child actor

>>90930697
haven't you heard he's busy working at a hospital in Chicago, that's why he missed the Arrow dream sequence ep

>>90931409
Chicagoverse Arrowverse crossover would be bonkers

>>90929236
>>90929590
yuru yuri

>>90932796
Found it already but thanks.

>Music Meister
>His power is he puts people in a coma and steals their power
>It's not even always a musical themed dream
Why'd they even name him after the BatB character?

>>90929753
Right? Afterwards everyone's like "well we never REALLY trusted him" but she just fucking handed him the spear without a second thought.

>>90929945
>they are forced to break the one cardinal rule of time travel.
They are meeting Jesus Christ in the finale confirmed

What was the point of the spear tempting them if they couldn't even use it?

>>90928576
New Gods were always on that level, the same level as a greek pantheon, they were just self-aware gods that didn't need humans to praise them/make them.

>>90927904
Music Meister was almost nothing like his original depiction. In fact his powers were just movie based and musical was just a coincidence. That's terrible.

>>90934412
That was the dumb part. LoT has those.
>>90937383
>expecting the Berlanti and co to get it right
It was just an excuse to do a singing and dancing episode. Flash is complete garbage this season.

>>90933088
Honestly?

I'd bet anything they had the episode written up, saw everyone wanted MM in it and just rewrote his name without changing the character at all to drum up hype.

>>90928336
Are you kidding? This show is most like comics than any of the other current DC shows.

>>90928848
i need more of Katie

Isn't Flash supposed to show up in these last episodes?

>>90940183
He's too busy watching Iris die

Is Sara still the fucking leader? Holy shit. Rip is like a minor character at this point. Fuck this.

What stopped them from switching to a different time after learning the location of the blood? Surely there would have been better timelines to retrieve it than the middle of a war

>>90928228
>>90928232
Alan Moore was right. #KillAllLesbians

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>I've been pronouncing Tolkien incorrectly all these years

>>90941556

Naw, is fine. Surely Sara will be famous enough to make the jump to comics soon.

>>90928336

I lved the meta stuff earlier this season

>>90928397

Darksied is the only true god

>>90928422

They need the real blood of christ not the made up stuff

>>90928472

They can always ass pull a Time travel before the spear was chucked into blackhole/sun and steal it when it existed before that

>>90928848

what are you talking about?

>>90928714

Maybe Eobard brought him from before that

>>90928933

What about SPD?

>>90929110

I kinda like Mick in the Legion, the Legion seems complete with him

>>90929436

Mick is Gollum ..duh!!

>>90929665

He cant speak two different languages at the same time. Though I am sure there are translators on both sides of the war to keep top ranking officials to keep them updated

Besides some soldiers started waving white afer listening so it was sending a clear signal on the field

>>90930130
holy fuck they already confirmed there's a new team member who's not from the comics.

>>90929644

They cant go later because they were trying to race the Legion. Why they wouldnt go to an earlier peace time period in that region is beyond me

>>90929932
Those are my favorites

>>90929945
>as the reason why the Spear of Destiny needs to be destroyed is revealed.

Its to avoid undoing the new reality, calling it!!!

>>90930697

They will just pull the "He is in Chicago performing a surgery" bullshit again

>>90929945
>Frightfully, the Legends' and the world's hopes rest with Mick,

This'll be great

>>90940183

Why would you think that?

>>90928469
>>90928423
>>90928397
And also evolution. Dinosaurs.

Arrowverse alone confirms Abrahamic religions simultaneously with African Totemist Paganism, Mesopotamian deities (though they are dicks)... and evolution.

God saw dinosaurs and said: "Why not?"

>>90928493
>>90928420
>Reminder that Arrow tried to portray fucking Afghanistan in Canada.

>>90928685
No, only the final version of him that was destroyed with Nth Metal weapons of Hawkgirl and Hawkman.

The other two Vandals were also destroyed, but to a level they could regenerate from. Their meteors also got destroyed.

The final time-traveling Vandal is dead for good, but they could bring back SOME versions of him, if they wanted to.

>>90937837
>We're at a point where Guggie is better than Berlanti

>>90949674

Guggie smartened up and just stopped meddling much