This happens to you, what do?

>>90922733
>unzip dick
>proceed to do a consecutive chain of body flops
>get arrested cause she's 12

>>90922733
Fug 'er

>>90922733
Is that Lee? She looks cute with her hair wet. I'd try to fuck her but since I'm Eddy in this scenario she'd probably feed me my teeth and leave me bleeding in the shower with a rubber duck up my ass or somethin

Who would I be in this scenario?

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>>90922835
The fuck anon!?

>>90922883
Eddy

>>90922733
Lee looks better with her hair down.
Her clothes simply don't do her justice.

>>90922913
Lee is very strong. And you know what ma always says...

Love hurts.

>>90922835
>>But since I'm Eddy
If you're Eddy in this scenario she's going to let you do whatever you want to her.

>>90923044
>Letting you be the dom
This conflicts with my desire for assertive (yet tender) femdom imagery.

>>90922733
Call the police and have her arrested for breaking and entering and sexual harassment.

>>90923161
Why is everyone on this board a cockring-wearing pansy?

>>90923314
Because it's hot anon

>>90923314
tumblr brainwashing

>>90922733
Something like this did happen to me and with a girl

A lot of anons would like to think they'd do something but really all you can do is nothing
And fight her for the soap

>>90922883
The one taking the picture

>>90923376
Tumblr is not true femdom, it just full of fat, pissed of whales that doesn't care about their own body health

>>90923387
Tell me more anon

Probably wonder why Im wearing clothes in the shower first of all

>>90922733
Lee Kanker is that kind of character I have no interest in unless her hair is wet.

>>90923469
It was awful. She was man handling me the whole time. Grabbing onto me and holding on tight.

>>90923624
Don-don't stop

>>90923624
Go on you bastard, what happened next?

>>90922733
Run because she's fucking 13. And even if this happened when I was 13 I would still run.

>>90922733
Hide in the shower drain. There can't possibly be room for two in there.

>>90923647
>>90923710
The soap was in the air. Waving inbetween our hands. My body being press between hers and the wall. Her legs finding footing besides mine.

>>90922733
Pee in the shower like I always do

>>90922733
Escape

>>90922733
Lee is the worst Kanker, so I'd get the fuck out.

>>90925988
>peeing in the shower
You're a savage

>>90925988
Hell yeah dude, pissing in the shower is the best

>>90922733
Fuck.

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>>90922733
I ask her to PLEASE, PLEASE leave me alone because she is doing something mean and illegal.

>>90929567
>asking a Kanker to leave
Yeah good luck with that.

>>90922733
Call the police and have her arrested for sexual harrasment.

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>>90923210
Would they stop her in time?

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>>90929847
But she's the minor, anon, they would send you to jail.

>>90922733
>puke at her as a mode of defense

>>90923044
>He didn't watch the reverse psychology episode
Did you even watch the show?

> you will never be a kid just beginning to awaken to girls and get bullied sexually by a hot girl your age who gets it

I think the Kankers really touch on something that a lot of men dreamed of having.

>>90929953
>puke at her as a mode of defense

Is this the Cardinal outside in my forsythia bush posting?

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>>90929785
the only time they tried that it actually worked

>fucking trailer trash
You must love the burn of gonorrhea

>>90922733
Immediately run for it because it's not Marie

>>90930198
You don't go fuckin' bareback with them, m8. Wear at most a full-body condom.

>>90930202
/thread

>>90923044
The Kankers get off on dominating

Lee is gonna make Eddy her bitch like in every other encounter they have together

So, is this the Kankers thread?

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>>90929991

UUUNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stick my tongue up her ass.

>>90922766
pretend that she and you are the same age

>>90922835
Nah, she'd just make our aggressively with you. But the rubber duckie up the popper is definitely happening.I am okay with that.

>>90923314
Because we are weak nerds with fetishes for being subs to strong, attractive women.

>>90923387
Tell us the whole story

>>90929991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG33t_h0CX8

>>90932460
I was literally in this scenario once actually. But we were around 13?

We were that rare boy and girl best friend friends, we got covered in sand and mud playing by the river by her house and her mother had taken a trip to the bank or something, I can't remember.
We took a shower together because that seemed fair. We kept sneaking peeks at each other naked until we just kind of stood face to face and got a good look after we shut off the water. I remember wanting to look closer, but I kind of was waiting for her reaction first and we stood there until the cold air kind of snapped us back into action.

We washed our clothes and put towels on, and went to her room. I wore her jeans and a spare shirt with no underwear, which was REALLY uncomfortable due to how girls pants work. I don't think her mom noticed.

>>90923314
because we're /co/mblr and have no balls here.

>>90923314
Because the prostate is the magic button, and subs aren't really going to be into giving a prostate massage/___job.

That being said, fuck stapons. I just want an aggressive sexual partner, not a literal dom.

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>>90923314
Because /co/ is a naturally lewd board, and Tumblr has more porn than 4chan.

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What would you do if you were Edd in this situation?

>>90936031
>Tumblr has more porn than 4chan.
it's almost as if the images here are not permanent.

>>90936044
Shower, because I'm covered in filth.

>>90936059
Still counts.

The porn on Tumblr outnumbers the politics on Tumblr combined with the entirety of 4chan by a huge margin.

Its more a porn site than anything else.

>>90923442
Aka, the main women that think they are queens and princesses.

>>90935966
>13 years old
>Taking a shower with a girl casually
BULLSHIT

>>90936044
When the showers filthier than you.

>>90935966
Tell us about how you got cucked in high school when she decided to date a more manly guy who did things for her you never could.

>>90935966
What are you, fucking gay?

>>90936837
It was that awkward point where you still act like a child, until suddenly shit suddenly gets a different context in ways you don't really understand while in the middle of them.

>>90937125
She moved away at 14, I started dating in freshman year high school. Also I was actually pretty successful in love. After an extraordinarily bad breakup resulting directly from making a marriage proposal I've just kind of spent the last 7 years alone, which is why I've been here longer than you've been able to drive.

>>90937444
When you're 13 you're not thinking "I can tap dat", you're thinking "WOAH, I did not about that, maybe if I freeze like a deer in the headlights this will work out well for me".

>>90930059
Because Eddy was unusually intimidating in that moment
Also, It was a nice episode, to see that Essy actually cared for her friends

>>90937482
>After an extraordinarily bad breakup resulting directly from making a marriage proposal
Is it story time?

>>90936031
It's kind of sad that this is her best picture, and in all others she looks like a dyke.

>>90936044
What kind of savage puts their clothes in the bath/shower?

>>90937883
Because she is, Anon.

>>90937748
Not in detail.
Simple answer, I'm agnostic and don't really care much about religion but apparently you need to feel a personal emotional connection with god rather than just going to church with her family if you want to be anything more than a four year boyfriend. But now that the magic words were spoken at the wrong time, the relationship equivalent of Army Of Darkness must occur.

Ash firing the shotgun in the store is me jerking it three times a day for six years.

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>>90936031
Sweet mother of mothers! Time to kill my potential children again.

>Because /co/ is a naturally lewd board, and Tumblr has more porn than 4chan.
Well at least we have /aco/.

>>90922733
whip out dick and fuck tight, hotter sister

Who the fuck wears a vest in the shower

>>90939872
it's a wifebeater actually, he was just too tired to take it(or his underwear or hairnet) off, as can be seen in >>90929991

>>90923314
Because it's hotter that way.

>>90936506
Finally, someone gets it. I wish this was the tumblr stereotype instead of the sjw one.

I had a dream once where the kankers did their thing with me but I wanted it. Then towards the end they tied me to a tree and said some rule called "The Kanker Banker" or whatever prevents them from having too much sex in one day.

I woke up in a tired rage saying "bullshit".

>>90937911
Your story makes me sad.

>>90925890
Did we say to stop, you faggot?

>>90931962
Tongue punch her fart box, anon.

>>90930059
>marie keeps the bang over her eye because she has a black eye under there

;_;

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>>90923314
desu, I prefer being sub rather than dom because I'm lazy and it's less work

>>90922733
Why would I shower with Eddy? I'm not gay!

>>90940946
That's not how it works you little shit.

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>>90940809
OH FUUUUG

>>90940809
That's the wrong eye her right eye (our left) is covered in hair, her left eye has the eye shadow makeup or whatever it's called that goes over the eyelid.

>>90937482
Doesn't that mean you WEREN'T successful in love?

>>90941008
>not wanting to shower with Eddy
You have no good taste anon