Whats Doug been up to these days?

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>>90920332
was there ever any doubt?

>>90920420
you are giving him too much credit

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Hes still sending death threats to President Bluff last I checked

How long until the feds get him?

>>90920541
He won't go down without a fight. He has it all planned out.

>>90920332
He grew a beard and lost his sword, but he'll find a way back to defeat Aklotz somehow.

>You've forgotten your purpoth, Douglath!

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>>90920332
wasn't he in jail?

>tfw Doug will never make another Quailman comic

>>90920332
Haven't you heard? He killed himself like... four years ago.

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>>90920332
I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.

Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.

since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.

the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.

Too much of Doug's bullshit hit too close to home for me. I was probably a lot like him as a kid, fortunately I've managed to trick people into thinking I'm mostly normal.

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>>90920332
Nuthin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfTthWm2BNU