What the fuck is her problem?

>>90918840
She wants the Aku dick

>>90918840
She sneezed and the inside of her mask is all moist and sticky and gross now ew

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Senpai dosent notice her

>>90918840
She got the UNSPEAKABLE DICK, Aku never called her back, and she desperately wants senpai to notice her

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>>90918840
Her first show got cancelled

>>90919283
I'm so glad Hex is still getting work.

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>>90918840
People mistake her for a coat rack.

>>90918948
>unspeakable dick

underrated

>>90919298
underrated rack

>>90918840
She had a very extreme reaction to a one night stand.

Fuck off and come back when you can formulate a thread opener without resorting to shitposting forced catchphrases

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>>90919988
She actually has a pretty nice one.

>>90919298
Dat rack

>>90920042
What the fuck is your problem?

>>90920042
What did you mean by this?

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She was willing to get banged and impregnated seven times by Aku.

What are the odds she was some warrior queen or something fighting Aku with a flu, and got possessed the same way Jack did.

Why isn't Jack aware of Assassin cult thats been after him for about 50 years?

Anyone else really want them to address this at some point? I want this to be a weekend fling Aku completely forgot about, and the cult leader gushing over him like some high school nutjob

>>90920642
They're veeeery sneaky

>>90920646
I don't like the idea of Aku having sex.

Is Aku even aware that a cult dedicated to him exists? Does he even know that some crazy chick popped out 7 (now 6 thanks to Samurai "Toddler Slaughter" Jack) kids and dedicated the better part of their childhood to training so that they could one day kill him?
I'm betting that they'll eventually meet Aku just for him to basically say "literally who are you".

>>90920042
Makes you think

>>90920688
What he's just a writing mass of tentacles? I find myself more okay with that image.

>>90920642
>Aku is paranoid of Jack and needs to get his mind off things
>Bangs this broad who later forms a book club
>Gives birth to 7 daughters, trains them for about 20 years in some hole
>They start hunting down Jack, who could be anywhere in the world
You act like they've been searching for him for 50 years

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Aku probably doesn't even know about the cult., even though literal piles of shit and gay robots can hit him up anytime.

>>90920688
If Aku was capable of having children, he'd have significantly more than seven. He'd be greater than Genghis Khan.

>>90920718
Surely you can be swayed by the fact that his cum would be like tar.

>>90920822
You make a good point.

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>>90920763
>UNSPEAKABLE EVIL is released
>Aku is waiting for cult woman to leave
>"So....I got an early day tomorrow. You know how it is, people groveling at my feet, hunting a pathetic samurai.."
>"I thought we could grab breakfast"
>"Im going through some things right now. My therapist says I need time to find myself an-"
>"So you dont love me!?"
>"No, no, no I didnt say that! Look, I tell you what, you have this HUGE responsibility now, you must go forth and.....um.....spread my glory and all that"
>"Really? You mean it burn brow?"
>"....Yeah, sure. NOW GO! YOU HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO FOR AKU! HAHAHAHAhahaha......teleport the fortress"

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I'm thinking the Daughters of Aku aren't literally his daughters. But offered to him by the cult leader.
>mfw they're Jack's kids
>He had a one night stand and never wrote back.
>She goes crazy and harbors a burning grudge against him and starts worshipping his worst enemy.
>she offers up Jack's kids to him as elite assassins as icing on the cake.

>>90920966
Dubs confirm. Aku is a fuckin' mac

>>90921010
Took you this long...

>>90921010
>Jacks kids
Stop this retarded theory

>>90921010
considering she's voiced by Azula I wouldn't rule this out

>>90920556
Thats not how septuplets work dumdum.

>>90921173
depends if they're identical or fraternal septuplets

>>90920966
>"Aku, honey, please look at me."
>"Uh huh. Yes. A big one. How much? PERFECT HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"
>"Aku!"
>"HUH? Oh, it's you. I thought you would have left already."
>"But last night was so wonderful. I thought we could have breakfast."
>"FOOOOOOOLISH MORTAL. Do you think I, Aku, the terrible, master of masters, the almighty scourge, would take time away to eat when this FOOOOLISH SAMOORAI needs smiting?"
>"So when the Samurai is dead, we can be together?"
>"Sure, sweetcheeks. Whatever floats your boat. NOW BE GONE!"
>And thus the cult was born.

>>90920966
>Aku banging that sticc woman
>not the EXTRA THICC cultist

>>90921211
No, that's not how that works either.

>>90920646
>>90920688
The 'Daughters of Aku' name isn't literal, is it? I took it being figurative. I thought there was just some cult that worshipped Aku that happened to find some chick that were having septuplets and decided to take them and raise them in Aku's name or something.

>>90920642
Because they weren't always a thing, the episode made it seem like this is the first time they went after Jack. The girls were training before then.

>>90921317
But the sticc mother cultist is hot. The thicc one is ugly. The choice here is obvious.

>>90921344
But they were covered in black goo

>>90921010
BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY

>>90918840
she gave birth to septuplets without the use of anesthesia or surgical help and just stood up as if was nothing when she finished

she probably has a few screws loose

>>90918840
She was just pregnant with seven babies, okay? Stop body-shaming her.

>>90920203
I dno man, looks odd

>>90921389
Were they?

>>90921415
She practiced a lot. Worked her way up from golf balls.

>>90921211
If you're joking, that's the funniest thing I've read all day.

If you're not joking, what the fuck man?

>>90920763
>LORD AKU THE SHIT PEOPLE FROM SHIT PLANET HAVE ARRIVED TO GIFT YOU A SHIT STATUE

>>90921471
no, don't women just grow more wombs if they have twins? 1 baby, 1 womb, right?

>>90921474
>they give him a literal shitpost

>>90921497
I love this bait.

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>>90921267
Anyone else picture Aku in bat form flying out this bitch's window after the deed?
>I'LL CALL YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>90918840

Her problem is fuck.

...Or the lack thereof.

>>90921497
Yes. That is exactly how it works. Anyone who says different is trying to trick you. Don't ever believe them.

>>90921522
That is so something he would do.

Would they worship Aku if they knew how fucking goofy he is?

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>>90921497
I actually have a friend with 2 uterus'. Shits confusing.

>>90921713
Lost

>>90921713
every time

>>90921505
Underrated mudpost.

>>90921713
JACK NUTS, AND BOLTS

>>90918840
Women are very impressionable.

>>90920203
Do you think she breast fed all of the babies? Or did she have her lackies pump the milk out of her?

>>90918840

>She talks with a statue pretending it's her husbando while people made of fucking mud can just walk into the room he sleeps in.

>>90921317
>>90921359
>sticc


For some reason I lost it.

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>Aku finally appears as Jack storms their face
>FOOLISH SAMURAI!
>Master!?!?! YOU'VE FINALLY NOTICED ME!
>Aku looks around and his face drops
>What in the world...
>We did everything for the great Aku! Our lives, our souls are yours to command!
>Yes...well...no thank you! Where were we- yes! FOOLISH SAMURAI
>mfw

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>>90920966
>>90921267
I can actually hear and see this whole scene play out.
[spoilers]It's pretty hot and funny[spoilers]

>>90923889
Kek'd and checked

>>90924237

It was of by one though.

>>90918840
She wanted Aku senpai to notice her and receive his shape shifting dick of darkness by pumping out kids, training them and sending them out to kill a certain samurai to be worthy of above mentioned gifts.

>>90918948
>UNSPEAKABLE DICK

lel

>>90923889
they had an appointment

>>90923777
>t. man

>>90918840
She's batshit crazy.

>>90923889
>It's revealed he has a restraining order against her

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>>90921713
>>90923766

Motherfucker.

>>90924561
Why doesn't the high priestess just make an appointment?

did Aku make her a immortal?

>>90920822
Aku doesn't want any half-breed hellspawn trying to depose him.

I don't think The "Daughters" are actually his kids.

>>90922156
she's probable sterile though, unless it's some extreme rare shit, didelphys uterus is an mal-formation that makes her have 2 defective smaller uterus than one "healthy" one.

>>90931470
>Semen Demon made immortal via Demon Semen
It's poetry, because it rhymes.

>>90921010
Damn that would suuuck

>>90921010
>Jack must now face his toughest foe yet
>Alimony

>>90928702
She didn't get his number.

>>90918840
Off topic but is this season supposed to be the "Finale" of the series? If i remember correctly it's only like 12 or 10 episodes long and I think the comic goes beyond that. I just don't see jack being able to defeat aku in like 8 or 10 more episodes.

Will there be another season afterward?

>>90918840
Single mother

>>90921435
Seven times the postpartum mania.

>>90934961
It's gonna be the end. Originally Genndy wanted it to be a feature length film, but got picked up for a season instead.

>>90918840
She's had black dick now she's obsessed happens every time really.

>>90921010
>>He had a one night stand and never wrote back.

That's not something that Jack would do though. He's too nice for that, plus he acts like a fucking sperg around women on top of it.

I'm gonna go off a limb and suggest that someone took his DNA/sperm/what have you and they used scifi shit to inseminate the cult leader.

That or Jack was fooled and seduced.

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>>90918948

Considering The Aku Infection, is it possible this crazy fuck stole a shred of Aku and impregnated herself with it?

>>90935700
I'd like to think so, but considering the seven daughters show absolutely no Aku-like traits, that's probably not what happened.