So, what EXACTLY was the evil that he unleashed?
>>90917820
His dick pic
>>90917820
We don't talk about it
>>90917859
UNSPEAKABLE
>>90917820
Lavos. It explains the time travel.
>>90917820
Himself
>>90917820
Himself, in theory
Remember that he also refers to himself as "the evil that is AKU", although I wouldn't say he is quite unspeakable
>>90917820
We don't speak of it.
>>90917820
He turned himself into it. He used to be some sort of wizard that could shape shift into animals. Now he's a giant immortal demon made of darkness that can shape shift into whatever he wants.
>>90918012
So I take it you never saw the Birth of Evil episode?
I dont see whats so bad
I rather live under Aku than SJW america
introduced traps
>>90917983
>>90917892
Remember how Lavos was summoned by that princess chick on the floating islands?Jack will summon Aku to kill Aku.
>>90918055
Do you how to talk about anything without making it SJW related?
>>90917820
Cartoon Network
>>90918549
I do remember that!Although they were beneath the ocean when they summoned Lavos, and it shot the islands down. And killed the MC, that was pretty unexpected!
>>90917820
Capitalizm.
>>90917820
An alternate universe where Earth has a variety of humanoid mutants, giant sprawling cities and intergalactic trading under his tyrannical rule. Really, his unleashed evil was radically changing Earth's presence in the known universe.
What the fuck was his problem?
>>90918590
>Do you how
Do you even know how to talk, retard?
>>90918817
>>90918927
And hell, for all we know, there actually could be a normal 21st century and a seemingly normal Japanese history with variations of Aku meddling leading to the future that Jack is ultimately hurled to. Who knows how far the show take place? In a distant future? Or an alternate present?
>>90918927
> Aku's evil was the fucking Mass Relay and Mass Effect
>>90918940
The Gods and a sword he doesn't realize is lost to the darkness.
>>90917820
Tyranny, forcing the masses to cowtow to him, give him massive tribute, putting people in horrible conditions, eradicating most forms of law or government that aren't his own and promoting a brutal world rife with crime and violence.
>>90917820
Globalism. Destruction of the cultures and way of life for everyone who opposed him
>>90917820
Globalism
>>90919186
Fuck culture, progress is all that matters
>>90918549
>Remember how Lavos was summoned by that princess chick on the floating islands?
Lavos fell from the sky several aeons before that in prehistoria.
>>90917820
>He says 'UNSPEAKABLE EVIL' while this picture is showing
He unleashed Tentacle Hentai.
>>90917820
he turned off the Internet
>>90919313
I honestly don't know why people find tentacle hentai all that awful.
It's pretty tame shit to be honest.
>>90917859
>GREAT FLAMING PUBIC HAIR!
>>90918958
>not doing how to not get offended
How you even done life?
>>90919315
he turned ON the internet
>>90918055
Aku's society is pretty diverse, lots of illegal aliens.
>>90917820
Communism
>>90919313
He just raped everyone at some point en masse tentacle
>>90919372
No, they're there legally.
They just have to subjugate themselves entirely to his will to live there.
>>90919331
Some of us only like it when we can self insert, and most of us aren't tentacle monsters.
>>90919413
Could you imagine if you were a human fucking some chick?
>>90917820
the 17 jack threads
>>90917820
Enslaved the planet, forced Jacks people in slavelabor, spent thousands of years expanding a galactic empire and probably killed lulu he's basically sheev level asshole with a sense of humor
>>90919434
>asking people on 4chan if they can imagine themselves fucking chicks
>>90919877
He said humans, Anon.
>>90919987
sorry
>asking beings on 4chan if they can imagine themselves fucking chicks
>>90919250
Define progress
>>90920364
Inevitable.
>>90917955
>The evil that is EVIL
What did he mean by this?
>>90919271
Yeah, but Queen Zeal woke him up and summoned him from deep within the Earth.
Bane?
>>90919082
People have screen shots of Townsville's ruins in Samurai Jack. Aku's future is probably the bad end for PPG and Dexter's Laboratory.
>>90917820
It's a reference to genocide.
But the show is TV 7, so... unspeakable.
anyone got a link to episode 2?
>>90917820
My peenus weenus lol
>>90918817
>Capitalism
How can markets be free if nobody is free?
Is Aku even a fascist, even a dictator? Every community Jack visits seems to govern themselves.
>>90922058
I'm only on S2E5 in my between-new-episodes rewatch but from what I've seen and remember, he doesn't really "govern" so much as demand tribute and respect from those he allows to prosper under his thumb. His dictator actions have thus far been limited to active conquest and the spreading of propaganda. His brand of evil is more capricious and outright destructive.
>>90922574
So he's kind of like the feudal lord of Earth and some other planets?
His serfs "work" for themselves three days a week and then for Aku for two. Figuratively speaking.
I could be worse.
>>90922678
>I could be worse.
Lel. I meant "it". Not that he refrains from total destruction or subjugation out of the kindness of his heart. I doubt he likes the responsibility that comes with immense power, anyway, and would prefer to have time off to fuck with people or try to kill Jack.
Aku does have the cult of personality thing like fascism/dictatorships do, I guess.
>>90922678
Sounds about right. Most brutal shit I've seen him do is enslave people and work them to the bone without water.
>>90917820
The latent evil inside of jacks father, the emporer.
At least that's my interpretation.
>>90922574
>>90922678
Well hes been on his throne for quite some time. We know at one point it was a fairly bloody dictatorship, and that there were plenty secretly opposing his rule. Eventually culture just takes over and generations come to accept their overlord.
His "evil injustice" would be that if anyone ever TRIED to seperate from his culture, theyd be destroyed
>>90919413
but why not self-insert as the chick?
>>90922730
He was only shown to be denying water to the man who sealed him away, mind.
>>90917820
multiculturalism
>>90919434
>if you were a human
tentacle ayys get out
>>90917859
I came here to post this.
>>90918927
Also for some reason medieval scots
>>90921915
Ask the US.
>>90923609
>America
>Free market
funny joke
>>90920453
>the same result wouldn't have occurred
Queen zeal just made it happen slightly sooner. Lavos spawn are a planetary death sentence. Lore indicates that much.
>>90917820
The lie that traps are gay.
If we could speak about it it wouldn't be unspeakable
>>90922574
>His brand of evil is more capricious and outright destructive.
This. Despite his origins, he's more or less the embodiment of the evil, subdued side of humanity. Think Moloch. Narcissistic, hedonistic, manipulative, scheming - favors capitalism at large at the cost of destroying cultures, but will revert to totalitarianism or a dictatorship to get what he wants.
He's like the CEO-villain cliches from the 80's and 90's - but given some lovecraftian powers and Japanese oni aesthetics to differentiate him.
>>90925959
But that's true
>>90917820
he unleashed THIS
*unzips dick*
>>90921915
nigga just close your wallet
>>90917820
he introduced putting pineapple on pizza.
>>90922841
not everyone wants to be tentacle-raped, anon
>>90928380
that why it's tentacle rape
>>90919250
>t. Aku
>>90928188
That cur!
>>90918133
but aku doesn't have a gender.
he can become whatever one he wants on a whim
>>90918817
I think we all know.
>>90920609
I've always assumed that they're an alternate timeline, in which Jack returns to defeat Aku and Townsville doesn't get destroyed
anyway, I always thought that maybe it was like 100-200 years later or something, since there are people from Jack's time still alive
although that guy was connected to a tree to keep him alive, the fact that the culture still exists is kinda weird
kinda like how in Gin Tama, there are still Samurai, but aliens invading made technological advances a lot faster
>>90917820
Destroy whatever he doesnt like, anyone who keeps in line is fine
>>90920424
Why try to speed up the process then?
>>90917820
how many of these threads are we going to get? He became ruler of the world and beyond and he ruled with an iron fist with literally no restrictions he destroyed planets and demanded everyone worship him, what else do you really want.
>>90919250
>We must run into the abyss headfirst because its the cool thing
>>90919250
t.Millenial niggerlord
>>90920424
Death?