The whisper

1 year and 4 months after i stopped giving a fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH8b03cEt6k

>>90917476
>Unworthy says what?

>>90917476
It will be shit.

>>90917476
Wasnt that shit explained in Whor that the Hammer is sentient or some shit?

>>90917476
You are not odins son.

>>90917476
Whatever it is, I guarantee you it wasn't worth the wait. I bet Aaron thought he'd never have to address it.
Remember how nobody cared when they revealed Whor's identity? This will be the same thing.

I still like the "Thor kills Jane Foster" idea.

"You gave Jane Foster cancer"

>>90917526
Yeah, but that doesn't actually explain what the whisper was. Finding out that the hammer is sentient wouldn't make him unworthy.

>>90917476
>Gorr was right

>>90917476
>You killed Donald Blake

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>>90917476
He reminded Thor of the promise that he made to Odin not to touch Mjolnir when he was young.
It's pretty fucking simple.
As for how Fury knows about the promise, I don't know Loki was probably a fly or something and relayed the info to Fury.

>>90917607
We already know how Nick Fury knew, he had access to the Watcher's secrets and the Watcher knows everything.

>>90917476
>Tomorrow, after over 2 and a half years of waiting, we will FINALLY find out what the fuck Nick Fury whispered into Thor's ear that made him unworthy.
We will? You don't think they'll just puss out and keep it a secret?

SCANBRO! I SUMMON THEE

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what will this be all about

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/03/20/major-spoilers-unworthy-thors-final-issue-5/

>comments section

>Thor: “Fury. When he whispered to me. The whisper that left me unworth. All he said was…Gorr was right.”

>Bill: “Gorr? The God Butcher? Gorr the God Butcher was right? Right about what?”

>Thor: “About everything. Gods…are vain and vengeful creatures. Always have been. The mortals who've worshiped us for centuries…would all be better off without us. We gods do not deserve their love. No matter how much we fight to fool ourselves. We are ALL unworthy.”

>Bill: “You don't truly believe that. You can't.”

>Thor: “If I did not…I would still be holding my hammer.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>90917751
Odin as thor.

>>90917476
haha benis :DDDD

>>90917753
Holy shit, I was right. Word for word even.

>>90917753
but they already showed this in the first unworthy issue

>>90917753
Fuck that would be so lame.

>>90917753
That's just some guy in the comments section. All we know for sure is that Odinson ain't getting that hammer.

>"Unworthy says what...."

>>90917476
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE, STARING AT THE SUNNNNN NN

>>90917476
>Traps and Futa are still gay

It's so obvious that Aaron had no idea what Fury whispered when he wrote it.
He just thought it'd be a cool scene

>>90917753
I remember hearing this being called like six months ago. Either it's guaranteed or it's going to be something even dumber.

>"Jane Foster is THE REAL Thor"

>>90917476
He whispered

your gay

>>90918498
his gay what?

>>90917476
ALL THE ASGARDS ARE ALIENS.

>>90918177
liar!

>>90917878
No I just read the issue myself I can confirm it. That is the truth.

>>90918695
Prove it, post a picture.

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>>90917501

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>>90918177
Science has proven conclusively that futa is not gay.

>>90918628
>"Your hammer is gay for you."

>>90917532
This. Thor was unable to hold the hammer when he was a child, and his mother tried to discourage him from trying and to just forget about it. Thor was puzzled because he thought being Odin's son entitled him to being able to pick up the hammer.

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>>90917476
>over 2 and a half years of waiting

>>90918862
Original Sin was back in 2014, so it's been almost 3 years.

>>90917476
i'll repeat what I've always said - Fury didn't talk to Thor, he talked to the hammer.

>>90917878
>Some guy
Look at Bill's first line. The one who wrote it was clearly Bendis.

>>90917753
Motherfuck. Like Thor didn't already know that anyway.

Fuck are there any parts of Aaron Thor that arent just weaker versions of the back half of Jurgens Thor?

>>90918748
Ha no. But here's something the post doesn't mention the All New Ultimate Thor aka War Thor. Wait till the storytime.

>>90917476
Your name is Clor.

>>90917476
Some Anon here suggested that Fury said "Thor is still dead, you're the Reed Richards clone thing."

It ain't a profound explanation but I could live with it knowing Kirby/Lee Thor has been on ice al this time.

>>90919708
That would be kind of a cool twist but would also make no fucking sense.

>>90919151
Huh? The bleedingcool article already mentioned that

>>90919732
They could retcon it so that Odin could have used Clor as a replacement after "Fear Itself."

>>90917780
Aaron's a hack.

>>90917753
>the war Thor
I'm done, I can't be wasting my time with this shit anymore.

>>90920016
I was expecting to be disappointed and underwhelmed, not stupified but I guess the joke's on me.

>>90918803
That science is biased and faulty.

>>90918823
How can the hammer be gay if it's apparently female?

>>90917533
oh look it's another episode of /co/mplain about books i've never read or intend to.

>>90920354
It is really the real Thor and it identifies as female.

>>90917476
>"benis"