Iron Fist

Because that's what Bakuto wanted.

I can just imagine when, in Daredevil S1, Gao was talking to Fisk about how he can't try to be a good guy while maintaining his role as a criminal, she must have been picturing Bakuto during the whole conversation.
This annoying new rival to her, trying to put on a front for The Hand that turns it into a YMCA.

>>90913586
No, she jut didntwant to hang with the smelly hobbo that lives in the park

She was my favorite part of the show, by far.

>>90913586
WOMEN, MAN.

>>90913586
The only reason Danny fucked her was because Luke fucked his waifu in his show. If Danny didn't get some pussy in his own show everyone would think he's just some limp wrist cuckio.

>>90913761
When you think about it everyone got laid in their shows. They didn't want to leave Danny out in the cold.

>>90913586
Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't take her up on that offer?

I never realized Danny Rand was such a fuckup before.

Is abandoning his post true to the comic version?

>>90913761
Do you honestly think Luke Cage's Misty Knight is a better pair for Danny than Colleen? Colleen and Dany make more sense than slutty big tits afro cop.

>>90913826
A white man with standards.

>>90913858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

>>90913855

Eh, I was kind of rooting for DannyxJoy instead due to the childhood connection thing.

Do you think she also has a cute mole on her ass cheek?

>>90913826
I wouldn't.

It's a monk thing.

>>90913855
The only benefit she might have over Colleen (besides the brown sugar), is that she might keep Danny down to earth a little more. Like Claire mentioned, when Colleen and Danny fight together, they occasionally bring out the crazy in each other.

Danny has no morals at all.

>>90913586
>expects better from a bad show
lmop

>>90914037
Easily better than Luke Cage.

>>90914106
>easily better than a rancid turd

not much of an accomplishment

>>90913893
Dude they're like brother and sister eww

>>90914169
A brother and sister everyone around them joked about being destined to marry to each other.

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>>90913893
Childhood friends never win.

>>90914169
Didn't stop the Flash.

>>90913893
Joy is an asshole. I mean, she is like the hottest woman on earth, but she is a fucking asshole.

>>90914325
You wouldn't fuck a dolphin thing, would you?

>>90914344
Barry just likes fucking with timelines and the status quo. He's the ultimate villain.

>>90913893
Danny can't fuck Joy right away. HIs childhood friend has probably had millions of cocks by now. THey had to make Danny lose his virginity first. This how these directors think.

>>90913586
SHE is perfect.

>>90914477
>Danny can't fuck Joy right away. HIs childhood friend has probably had millions of cocks by now.

And Colleen hasn't?

>>90913586
The difference is less about money than him being confirmed not crazy, homeless and showerless. Have you met women? I'm surprised she talked to him in first place. I'm doubly surprised an Asian chick did. They usually likem clean cut.

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Danny should just fuck Claire. Matt and Luke have.

>>90914691
Colleen is just some slut though. Joy is the bestie.

>>90914884
you fucking take that back

>>90913840
He fucked up the tournament, so pretty much, yes.

>>90914884
>just some slut
She gave up her life and entire worldview. And then decided to go hang out with him for at least fifteen years. That is love bro.

>>90914982
are you ready for Ironfist S2 when he kicks Colleen's tired ass to the curb for his TRUE LOVE?

>>90915233
After what they've been through in S1, it's going to take some serious shit to believably break them up.

>>90915233
>are you ready for Ironfist S2 when he kicks Colleen's tired ass to the curb for his TRUE LOVE?
Misty Knight?
Martial Arts?
Mysticism? I can't wait

>>90915029
Well it helped that it turned out she'd been lied to her entire life. In that they were diffrent from the rest of The Hand which they weren't.

>>90914325
They do when they haven't seen each other since childhood.

>>90915296
>Danny's true love Misty Knight.
Stop that. That's a fucking maymay.

>>90914770
Brown latinas look so dirty, she looks like someone with a dirty pussy

>>90915402
Dude, post that on her twitter so I can have a good laugh.

>>90914770
Wait, my memory is foggy, did Matt and Claire actually get down to business?
If so, they should continue the proud tradition of cuckage by having Frank put his lil' Frank into Karen in his show.

>>90915326
Yeah because people never double down on their worldview. Religion. Politics have some of most recalcitrant people I know and longer you're raised it in more benefit of doubt you give it. If anything real unbelievable part is her not fighting him to the death and their relationship ending as starrcrossed lovers.

>>90915439
Karen is a dope head. Nobody gives a shit if she gets fucked.

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Still want to hug her and pinch her cheek

>>90915464
Yes, and I bet she gives dope head. Frank should definitely capitalize on that.

>>90915464
Matt caring about Karen at all when all he dreams about is Elektra.

>>90915396
Explain to me how MistyxDanny is a meme, /pol/.

>>90914447
>he wouldn't fuck a dolphin
I take you haven't heard about dolphin vaginas.

>>90915530
Why'd you assume I was from /pol/, friend? Was it because your pairing is just a CRAZED LEFTEST MAYMAY? Hmmm?

>>90915530
She's an old lady for starters on show. And he has colleen. She's the captain now.

>>90915233
S-stop...!

>>90915439
>did Matt and Claire actually get down to business?
Yes. They did the horizontal mambo. It's like you just heard of Matt Murdock. Dude fucks every woman that enters his life.

>>90915595
it'll be super progressive. She's black and old getting fucked by a young monk mode white boy.

>>90915546
No, I haven't. Care to tell me more?

>>90915704
He's only one in a stable relationship out of the four shows so we don't know how they will handle it in long run. As Claire said though, they're very alike in that whole punching to salvation in nearly psychologically violent kind of way. I mean neither of them could keep a relationship with someone that didn't live the life. Etc. So I'm curious how they'll handle it going forward.

>>90915459
Well once you get dragged down to the horror chamber kinda only one way to go with that.

>>90915660
Not this Matt. He's a huge sperg with catholic guilt.
He didn't close the deal with Claire, because he started talking about killing criminals and Claire dumped him.
He didn't close the deal with Karen, because even though she wanted it so much after their date, he decided to delay it, and the next day Elektra rolled in. Also Karen started considering maybe killing criminals ain't so bad, and Matt, being a hypocrite, dumped her.

He had game when he was younger, though. Hence Elektra, the only pussy he's been factually known to smash.

>>90915660
Actually I'm pretty sure they never had sex.

I don't think she actually had sex with Luke either.

>>90916857
>He's a huge sperg with catholic guilt.

Personally, I feel that they really need to play up Matt's Catholicism more, but maybe they're afraid of alienating their audience. I also wish they'd do a bit more lawyer work.

Why did Iron Fist get the best two waifus in the Netflix MCU series?

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>>90917111
Because he's handsome AF.

>girl would rather fuck rich guy then a homeless guy on the streets

How dare she!

>>90917192
She also didn't know he was the Iron Fist. Once she knew she was slobbering over that golden hand.

>>90917242
Girls get all hot and bothered when he pulls out iron fist

>>90917288
Girls get all hot and bothered when you whip out fat wads of cash.

>>90917402
So would I.

>>90915296
Luke Cage nigga

>>90917402
Girls get all hot and bothered when you're homeless and peaking in her class?

>>90917111
Colleen and Luke?

>>90913688
Couldnt agree more. Show was whatever but jesus i have to bust a nut every time i see her...

Hobo-looking hipster billionaire is way less likely to eat your liver than an actual hobo.

>>90913586
She's a whore, actually. Sluts will fuck anybody, whores will only fuck people with money.

>>90918890
She wasn't only hot as hell, but she kicked ass. Her fights were the highlight of the show honestly.

>>90917402
So....acquire glowing hand, acquire bitches?

>>90918941
Meant to quote >>90917288

>>90918937
I liked the cage fights in particular. Although that first one when she arm bars that dude you could tell he could have just flexed and broken out of it

>>90913657
I wonder how long he took to take a shower.

>>90916842
Unless she blamed not turning him in on all her misfortune so became twice as determined to hunt him down even if the hand kicked her out. That didn't happen but just saying there is always that second path even from the torture room.

>>90916920
>bit more lawyer work.

Agreed I really liked the Frank court stuff.

Writing a spec script for their fellowship that does some court investigations stuff.

>>90919013
Yeah second one was better with her just going berserker on the two guys.

>>90915439
>my memory is foggy
kek

>>90913840
He got offered a choice in his origin but the dude in charge wanted him to fuck off and knew he'd leave if offered a choice

In living weapon kun lun gets shrekt and Danny wasn't there and he is Kun luns champion

Immortal made everything a bit weird though with all the iron fists fucking off

>>90915530
Misty is an abrasive whiny unlikable cunt

>>90915774
Not him, but take a peak at /b/ this summer, they always have dolphin threads around that time.

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The creator addressed the "cultural appropriation" claims. Something tells me that this might not go over well with certain people
>https://www.inverse.com/article/29155-iron-fist-marvel-comics-whitewashing-roy-thomas

Also, apparently Lewis Tan, Asian-American actor and martial artist, auditioned for the main role and didn't get it.

>>90919782
Lewis Tan ain't fucking a white blonde guy. So fuck 'em. he ain't danny rand

>>90913586
Those first couple episodes were kind of tiring to sit through.

>Hi, I'm Danny!
>Ugh, get away from me you crazy hobo

Repeat this over and over and over again.

>>90919782
I respect that guy even more.

>>90913855
>Do you honestly think Luke Cage's Misty Knight is a better pair for Danny
yes

>>90915660
They didn't have sex. They only made out once and that was it. Quit projecting your cuckold fantasies where they don't exist.

>>90920119
You're wrong.

>>90920143
You've got a desperately weird idea of what the word "cuckold" means.

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>tfw the pier scene where Danny and Colleene are looking at each other and panting

>>90913586
I wouldn't want a smelly hobo in my honorabu dojo either.

>>90920143
I think it's you that have such fantasies.

>>90919871
Yup, this show felt unnecessarily stretched out from the get-go. At least with LC and JJ that didn't really feel like the case until about halfway.

>>90920183
>>90920199

>If so, they should continue the proud tradition of cuckage

>>90920253
I'm just confused as hell as to how one character having sex with another character is cuckolding in your mind. Who was being cucked?

>>90915591
Probably because you refer to a canon relationship that's decades old as a "maymay". Like how much of a Trump-era underage newfag could you get? The half-baked attempt at irony is really the most cringey part that makes it super fucking obvious.

>>90920277
I didn't say anyone was cucked, the person who I responded to said Matt had sex with Claire and in turn cucked Luke. That literally makes no sense, they didn't have sex, and even if they did, that doesn't mean Luke was cucked. He never had sex with Karen either so Frank wouldn't be "cucking" him.

Do you get it now?

Say what you want but those two are an amazing couple. I love how they're just so willing to murder for each other and Claire just fucking knows they make each other psychotic

So I just got done with the first season. Danny only has two emotions; Autistic sadness and Autistic rage. Ward also sways from being a dick to being less of a dick. Joy is fucking useless. Something is off about the first season, but I don't know exactly what it is.

>>90920392
>Something is off about the first season
It's the first of these shows that is legitimately awful and no one is looking forward to a 2nd season.

>>90920403
>It's the first of these shows that is legitimately awful
Luke Cage is god damn awful too.

>>90920403
this will get a 2nd before JJ
nothing can top killgore. they busted their only good villain nut way too soon

>>90920502
No it isn't. It's awesome until Cottonmouth dies.

>>90920403
>no one is looking forward to a 2nd season
I mean, I wouldn't mind a season 2, but I hope that I they iron fist some wrinkles with the characters, specifically Danny. His freakout episodes need to stop, they're borderline tumblr-esque

>>90920553
I would only want a 2nd season if they go full K'un L'un but after that finale that's not a possibility so why even bother? The fights are lackluster and Joy's heel turn is dumb and convoluted.

>>90920590
In the comics Danny finds a way to get there even outside the once a 15 year thing. It will probably happen in the show.

>>90920403
>no-one is looking forward to a second season

Fan reaction has been mostly positive and I'm hyped as fuck for a second season I loved the shit out of this one

Now go on, call me a brain dead faggot who is objectively wrong etc

>>90920626
>It will probably happen in the show
Like it happened in this season? Flashbacks of the plane crash 10 times and nothing but snow. Complete disappointment, and that's not even getting into the acting.

>>90920638
>Fan reaction has been mostly positive

Utter utter sides you fan-boy.

>>90920690
As in, next season. If they get one

>>90920514
It's pretty awful all throughout though, sorry.

>>90920704
I am not optimistic that they'll go that route in the next season. They had their chance to do that in this one.

>>90920711
Anyone who says Iron Fist is better than Luke Cage has objectively bad taste

>>90920690
>Flashbacks of the plane crash 10 times and nothing but snow. Complete disappointment, and that's not even getting into the acting.
Hey yeah, what the fuck was up with that? We basically the same damn flashback over and over again without it adding anything to the scene. All it managed to do was warn the viewer that Danny is about to do some autistic iron fisting

>>90920690
Step outside of /co/ alot of people like it

>>90920778
>alot of people like it
a lot of people like the Thor movies and BvS too.

someone explain to me why night nurse didn't call in daredevil?
>inb4
>DD would be too good
>didnt want to pay DD actor
seriously she knows ONE other person who hates the hand

>>90920814
Don't compare BvS to the Thor movies. BvS is at least fun to talk about which is why we have several threads per week, Thor movies are just boring.

>>90920375
Those scenes in episode 13 were hilarious when colleen decides she needs to murder Harold.

>>90920638
>Fan reaction has been mostly positive

Is this true and the SJW faggots are wrong once again? I know IMDB has like an 8/10 score and Netflix itself has the high 4.5/5 star rating.

>>90920502
Luke Cage was my favorite and I'm not even particularly fond of negros.

>>90920760
I say so. And it is better.

>>90920875
>Wahhh muh SJWs

The show blows and it has nothing to do with Danny being white.

>>90920852
Yo, I was kind of hopping for an IF/DD team up episode. They kept alluding to him(as well as others) but we never got it...I just think it would be cool for at least two of the Defenders to touch base before their official meet up

This was the first Netflix/Marvel show where I liked the entire supporting cast.

I only really had a problem with Claire. Her going to China was completely retarded.

>>90920896
Then you have objectively bad taste. Condolences.

>>90920903

Great argument, solid, thick, tight.

>>90920852
She hasn't been on good terms with Matt since DDs2.

>>90920936
What argument did you even make?

>>90920875
Watch it for yourself senpai and find out most people on /co/ just spout what critics say or are contrarian because most on this board don't have the intellectual capacity to think for themselves

>>90920956
if i remember correctly it was because he puts himself in danger too often
>goes to china

>>90920908
Luke and Jess know each other.

>>90920922
>objectively

Please leave

>>90920922
Not at all. I have great taste. You're the one with terrible taste.

>>90921000
First off, nice trips. Second, I know that, I mean I want them doing some cool shit

>>90920910
>I only really had a problem with Claire. Her going to China was completely retarded.
I thought so at first too but she hates the Hand so god damn much that i bought it.

>>90921000
that moment you realize JJ got she cucked by NN

>>90921027
Your taste is objectively horrific. Iron Fist is the worst of these netflix shows.

>>90921036
Sorry anon I'm going to have to second >>90920922

You have bad taste

>>90920922
>objective
>taste

>>90920957

I was the one asking a question, not the one making a bold statement, you fuckbag.

>>90921105
No, seriously. You're wrong on this. My taste is quite good.

Why was Joy suddenly plotting to kill Danny at the end?

>>90921115
Yes. Tastes can be objective. Like that one guy you know who can't hold any relationship for more than a few weeks or keeps ending up with psycho girlfriends. He has an objectively awful taste in women.

The same way people can watch Marvel's Iron Fist on netflix and say that it's actually good.

>>90921167
I asked this in a previous thread and a bunch of morons hounded me saying that it made sense cause people act irrationally all the time and that it doesn't have to make sense, although the way the character is written doesn't justify her acting that way.

>>90921098
Your taste is objectively horrific. Luke Cage and Jessica Jones are the worst of these Netflix shows.

>>90921248
You seem upset fella. It's okay.

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>>90921167
Ever since Danny came back:
-She lost her company
-Her dad died (again).
-Her brother started doing heroin.
-Her company lost millions of dollars
-She got shot.

Of course she at least wants to hear how to get rid of him.

>>90921387
Huge fan of show here and I thought it was a bit of a stretch. I get the logic but it should have had another scene before it of her resenting him or being pissed at her father's death. Instead the previous scene was her grilling her dad about framing danny

>>90921610
Yeah i agree. The scene is just her telling Davos that she wants to hear what he has to say, not agreeing to murder. We'll see how it develops.

>>90921387
That literally makes no damn sense.

>>90913586
She was the only decent character. Goddamn did they drop the ball hard on this show.

>>90913761
>cuckio
When will this buzzword end? It has no meaning anymore.

>>90922130
Ward.

>>90920392
He's a very bad Buddhist.

>>90922120
For you

>>90913656
>This annoying new rival to her, trying to put on a front for The Hand that turns it into a YMCA.

They were taking in wayward youths. I half expected one of them to offer cigarettes in regular or menthol.

>>90920392
This bother me too, I don't read Iron Fist comic but for what I know from crossover and cartoons Danny is a pretty chill dude, he is a dude that see the positive thing in life but he isn't naive like in the series, I don't know it is because this is a original story but this Iron Fist is the complete opposite of what I know of the character

>>90922313
Man, I WISH Bakuto's hand had had a sick skatepark/arcade.

Where the fuck is Stick?

>>90922177
Cant act for shit. Honestly, this entire show was packed with pisspoor acting. If it wasn't for the gorier stuff, I'd assume this was a CW show.

>>90922130
She was trash. Just like everything about this adaption. Take your grrl powah shit and shove it up your ass.

>>90922395
Apparantly the Chaste seem to be the only people in the entire world who don't know about the Immortal fist and their role against the Hand. Which must be why Stick doesn't up and seems to think Matt is crucial for the fight/needs to be ready when the "doors" open

>>90917159
>Doing martial arts almost 3/4 of your life
>Terrible dorsiflexion

someone want to tell me what the hand is doing that's so bad exactly?

they seem to be controlling crime rather than creating it, at least in a sense directing it in some places which keeps it away from others. The people fighting them seem every bit as bad, and in some cases even worse, and the only reason we look at the hand as the enemies is because the show tells us they are

is it perhaps because after being exposed to them for 39 episodes of these shows, they still haven't explained what the end game is?

seems to me they are more like the templars, the assassins where the villains of that story

>>90922435
I don't give a shit about girl power. I just liked her, probably cause she wasn't tied to any boardroom bullshit.

She at least had some sass, ergo making her the only character with some sort of personality.

>>90919782
Except for the fake controversy that old people sometimes forget that "oriental" isn't PC any more, the interview doesn't really have that much to offend. He's basically saying "I don't care as long as they give me some money for my creation," which is what most comic creators feel.

I wish they'd asked him what he thinks of the Vision. That's his pet creation and they got him to the screen, costume and cape and red face and all. He's got to be happy about that.

>>90922549
>someone want to tell me what the hand is doing that's so bad exactly?
Selling drugs, monopolizing crime. Basically what Kingpin was doing.

Just introduce Shang Chi so everyone can shut the fuck up about cultural appropriation. just give him a mini series where out does the poor white boi so every just shuts the fuck up and dies.

>>90922549
That's honestly what's bothered me about DD and IF: both have had to deal with the Hand, but neither have ever laid out an actual overarching Hand agenda. Yeah, they kidnap and kill people. Yeah, they manufacture and distribute drugs. Why? What's their endgame goal? World domination through pharmaceuticals that don't cause addiction? Seems strange unless there's a hidden something-something in it that puts the users under some form of control, or else it's a physical addiction tradeoff for a psychological one, where unless it's specifically the Hand's superheroin nothing else even tries to scratch the itch from then on.

If the whole thing is because they pull an EU Sith schtick and got kicked out of Kunlun for doing shady shit and they've spent thousands of years plotting revenge from the world they got exiled to, that's weird and obsessive but okay for motive, as long as their upper tier were all ancient zealots with actual memory of the schism.

So yeah, the Hand. Huge mystery of global implications for an unknowable purpose. Could just as easily be a Dormammu cult and it'd be just as nebulous a villain organization given the moves it's made thus far.

>>90922549
>someone want to tell me what the hand is doing that's so bad exactly?

Selling heroin and killing people?

>>90922608
yeah, but crime is a constant, and organized crime is better than random crime. They have an important role in the ecosystem of modern society

and it's hard to fault them too much when the funds from their criminal enterprises are being used to help less fortunate people and give them a better life

>>90922769
I know. Let the murdering drug lords roam free i say.

>>90922549
It's honestly incoherent writing anon. We don't know. And that's why Madame Gao turning out to be a part of the hand is so confusing.

Presumably they are evil because they are trying to open the gates to hell or something like that

>>90922858
I hope to find out what's at the bottom of that big hole at some point

Who is Madame Gao's master that she refers to?

>>90914445
Hottest woman on Earth? You blind nigga?

>>90921730
>>90921610
>>90921387
davos siding with gao and the hand all of the sudden is pretty retarded as well. sure he despises danny but he still hates the hand with a pation

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>>90923059
This guy

>>90923132
He never does. Gao is just THERE, Davos isn't with her.

>>90923176
he implies that he can find a way to kill him, gao is there, davos is a weaker fighter so i assumed he meant using the hand's resources.

even so him getting heartbroken over his bro shouldn't have led him to try and kill danny

>>90923259
Is it possibile he knows kun lun has been destroyed wand wants revenge for Dannys failure to protect it?

>>90923259
But he never MET Gao did he? He doesn't know her at all, so it's not like he'd go "A random Asian Grandma! THE HAND IS HERE!" He was just talking to Joy while Gao eavesdropped.

>>90923059
Probably Sigourney Weaver's character in The Defenders.

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>>90913761
or worse

>>90923302
he may have met her off screen. much like he switched to hating and planning to kill danny off-screen.
>>90923286
this makes sense but i don't think kun lun is destroyed, just that the pass is closed off or some bullshit about dimensions

The sex scene in this show was so cringe.

>>90914770
Luke and Matt didn't fuck Claire. Luke was about to but got arrested.

>>90924074
Maybe some people have access to the uncensored version of these shows where Claire had sex with both of them.

>>90924016

I liked the intimate scenes in Daredevil, Matt going into a peaceful state listening to elektra breathe was such a nice little detail because of agonizing sensory overload that he deals with and it never gets brought up.

>>90916857
>>90916920
Uh, I was raised catholic, so were most of my friends and none of us (or other catholic kids around us) gave a shit about pre-marital sex, you can just go and confess.

>>90924254
And the Luke Cage sex scene was hot. But Iron Fist's was awkward

>>90916920
>I also wish they'd do a bit more lawyer work

There was already too much of that in season 1 mang.

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Danny Rand is a piece of shit human being that abandoned his people and left them exposed.

Not only did he leave the passage unguarded. He ended up revealing to the Hand, their sworn enemy, that Kun'Luun was presently unguarded. And before you say he didn't know, Madame-fucking-Gay didn't need him to say a word, his mere presence gave that away. He didn't leave to destroy the Hand or protect the world and not just Kun'Luun or whatever. He left because he was a whingy little bitch that was still upset over a scarcity of parachutes 15 years ago. Say what you like about Madame Gao but she was bang on the money there.

He abondoned his post. He stole their strongest weapon. He endangered the people he was sworn to protect. And he did it all for selfish reasons.

>>90924472

I didn't feel that it was awkward, if anything she was pretty natural with him. Especially the stuff afterwards.

>>90922934
It's simple, anon. They're digging a hole to K'un L'un.

>>90924284
>none of us (or other catholic kids around us) gave a shit about pre-marital sex, you can just go and confess
catholicism was a mistake

>>90913586
I just finished the first season.
Is it okay to say it sucked?
Like , Danny has issues I get that but the acting is so fucking cringe mang.
I can count the good action scenes on one hand, why revive the martial arts genre with such pussy choreography and scene cutting.

I had to vent guys I just wasted 13 hours of my life.

>>90925299
It was almost universally critically panned and it's become a meme because of how terrible it is, what did you expect?

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The Asian girl soured on me in ep7 when that Indian guy or whatever came, and she said he came before anyone else.

Slut.

well, she can be as slutty as she wants, her ass was literally the best part of the show

>>90915660
>You enter my life, I enter your wife

was that orson?

Don't worry, lad. My nigga Luke Cage will steal Danny from the Jap menace.

>>90913893
Joy is too god for Danny.

>>90920508
>good villain
No.

>>90915834
Just don't tell Mr. Krabbs they were doing Karateh

>>90922579
>"oriental" isn't PC any more
And yet calling black people "colored" is in vogue again.

You're better off learning Sumerian than trying to understand liberal morality.

>>90920638
My nigga. I liked it better than Luke Cage and JJ.

joy a bitch nigga with daddy issues

>>90923259
Davos deal is about jealously. He trained all his life to become the Iron Fist and then this pesky white boy comes, takes it and then fucks off to the outer world.

Joy's heel turn apart to mirror Ward's face turn makes no sense whatsoever which bothers me since she wasthe only person in the show who made all the correct decisions and was competent at what she did.

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>>90913586
>she's a slut for not fucking a hobo

>>90929296
It's 2017, Hobos are a minority need to be treated as equals, she should have spread her legs the second she saw him instead of give him money like a dirty racist.

>>90924898
>And he did it all for selfish reasons
That reveal was the worst, the writers pussed out so hard.

>I saw a bird so I left
It could have actually been a character conflict, and Danny could have actually been selfish, or wanted to leave deep down, whatever but no we had a bird be the fucking cop out.

>>90923414
Timely Scrubs reference.

What was Bakuto crime again? And why did his parents named him like he was an anime character?

>>90913586
>compromise morals to keep dojo open because the Hand handouts aren't enough
>all your students wind up becoming murderous cult members that would gut you for the Hand

Now that's a kick in the prayer beads.

>>90920868
God that was fucking ace. I can only hope her and Luke get along so Danny doesn't have to choose.

>>90922155
At this point it just means victim of ntr, and remember you don't need a relationship for there to be ntr

Why the fuck is Madame Gao suddenly a member of the Hand? Is there different groups of them or what?

>>90930696
Did you not watch the show? It was even hinted at in Daredevil where she arranged things so that Nobu would wind up permanently dead.

>>90920922
>>90921105
Nice samefagging

>>90930784
That doesn't answer the question. Daredevil implied Gao and Nobu were from different organizations.

>>90930925
they're different factions in the same organization. company politics turned deadly, might be religious too.

>>90930367
>What was Bakuto crime again?

The same crime as everyone else, shitty writing. He hadn't even done anything to be suspicious of, he was trying to turn the Hand around and do something good with it.

>>90932737
He DID have blood draining cages and equipment in his basement. The cult thing is more insidious though.

>>90928799
>And yet calling black people "colored" is in vogue again.

That doesn't sound right, where is this a thing? I was under the impression that you only start throwing colored around if you wanted a fight with every dindu in earshot.

Wait, the footage Bakuto shows Danny of the old Iron Fist "defending a passage" is from 1948. Going by the 15 year interval we've been given, Kun Lun wouldn't have been anywhere close to intersecting our dimension in 1948.

>>90924898
And somehow, he was surprised to see that the hand attacked Kun Lun while was gone and they knew it was unguarded.

>>90923455
In an ideal world, it's because the convergence has begun and Iron Fist must now go compete in the tournament of the seven cities for season 2, which will go full "wuxia bullshit".

Dog Brother and Bride of Nine Spiders can be soft retconned with some bullshit about how the hand got their brainwashing hooks in pretty good, but a good ass kicking and their handler going awol for a while let them come out of it, and now they are much more competent/powerful since they shook it off and are fighting 100%.

>>90913586
>Crazy hobo that claims he's a long lost dead billionaire kid and hasn't showered in months
>Later on confirmed as not crazy, cleans up, and reveals himself to be a decent guy that can fuck people up

How is this hard to figure out?

>>90924898
So why the fuck is he indian?

Nobody who bitched about Danny being white has brought this up yet. A Chinese guy is now Indian for... no reason I can think of. And he's supposed to be native, so unless Thunderer did the nasty with a dot knot that's kinda bullshit.

>>90933443

If they cared about character integrity at all this wouldn't have ever been an issue, anon. As long as the changes coincide with their bias, they won't say anything about it.

Character purity goes by wayside when you get what you want.

It's too bad Danny doesn't know Dr. Strange. He could probably help him pop over to Kun Lun and back.

>>90922747
nah but hole in the ground and blood egg thing tho

>>90932842
Yeah, they didn't go in detail to what was going on with Bokuto, but that was the same draining equipment as in DDS2.

He's most likely to reappear during defenders due to him mentioning Ward he also was revived by the hand.

>>90933533
Dr. Strange only helps with vip hobo cases.

>>90922313
naw The Hand only go for the best nicest kids who go to school and always listen to their parents and stuff. The Foot take the cigarette smoking juvenile delinquents who don't give a crap about their parents.

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>>90933832
...and robots.

>>90933880
well yeah I mean The Hand have ninja zombies and good kids. The Foot have ninja robots and delinquents.

>>90933832
Fuck now I want a TMNT crossover. Wonder if they'd get along.

On a side note, are those old films good?

>>90933832
>>90933985

I thought that was big inside joke is that same thing that created Daredevil also made TmnTs

>>90933985
1 has aged pretty well.
2 hasn't aged quite as well but is honestly pretty fun.
3 is worse than you remember.

>>90933985
the first Ninja Turtles movie is fucking great, second one is ok and the third is fucking hot garbage. I'm also kinda surprised that there was never a Daredevil/Ninja Turtles crossover but we get a Batman/Ninja Turtles crossover because that makes so much more sense.

>>90933925
But the Hand has plenty of qties.

>>90934002
It is. I was honestly wondering if Bakuto's Hand is some kind of nod to the Foot. I kinda want to see Bakuto wearing some bladed ninja garb in either the next season or in Defenders. whichever one it happens in.

speaking of which was anyone else wondering why there was no mention of Stick and the Chaste? all this talk about K'un Lun and the Iron Fist being the enemy of the Hand was kind of annoying me.

>>90934137

We'll probably find out that it's like in-fighting going on with the hand. Multiple groups of good guys fighting it out how to handle the bad guys sort of deal.

They may want to guard their secrets and out last the hand kind of deal

>>90934049
and the Foot has Karai. I'm sure there are other girls in the Foot too.

>>90934137
I'm 80% sure Stick and the chaste are yet another faction of the Hand only this time they're legit good guys. I can't wait for Matt and Danny to chimp out if this is the case.

It's quite interesting seeing The Hand's "immortality" work. It's basically rigging the body to keep functioning, only cognitive function and reasoning seem to degrade with each death. Probably no company parties over at the Hand, because so asshole always wants SOME GODDAMN VANILLA!

Any chance they'll let him wear a costume in the Defenders?

>>90934377
Poor Kyle.

His only sin was wanting ice cream for breakfast.

>>90934450
It's confirmed he will.

Boner fuel every time she was on screen. Fuck even OP's pic gets me going

>>90934469
Oh please, the faggot is asked what he would do with immortality and his first response is "I want ice cream for breakfast!"? What kind of beta asshat says that? Then Harold goes to the trouble to give him the MasterCard Baskin Robins treatment and he says he doesn't like fancy flavors without even trying it? That was rude anon

>>90934672
Kyle was a simple man who enjoyed the simple things of life like vanilla flavored ice cream.

Until now, I never knew that Iron Fist's super power was being constantly wrong.

>>90934377
I hope they touch on it in Defenders on how the afterlife works in the MCU. So far Harold has described it the first time as "eternal darkness" (which funny enough, Robbie Reyes said the demon within him described Hell like that), and the second time as a nightmare of him never getting a hold of what he valued most on top of being constantly freezing.

>>90934672
I can't remember was the ice cream brightly colored or was it just in like colored bowls? because if it was the ice cream that means it was mostly sherbert and fuck that garbage.

>>90934742
He was retarded as fuck yeah.

>>90934770
Kyle pls you're dead.

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>Before telling her he was a virgin

>GET OUT OF MY DOJO!

>After revealing he was a virgin

>I'm gonna finger that sphincter.

>>90934742
Well yeah. Danny's a fuck-up. His origin story involves him finding out that over a decade of preparing for his coveted revenge scheme was more or less worthless.

>>90934922
This person does not know how kids talk.

>>90934981
It's a dream kid. It's a nightmare Danny's having as he's falling into hell to punch some demons.

>>90934981
Its the same writer who had Mary Jane die from radioactive sperm in a what if. No surprise he can't write for shit.

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>>90914770

>>90922451
considering Danny is implied to be the first Iron Fist in centuries to abandon his post at the gates of Kun Lun, it doesn't seem like a position anyone outside of Kun Lun would ever consider even on the table as a potential ally

it'd be funny if Sticks stop giving a fuck about whether Matt fights the Hand or not as soon as he meets Danny in Defenders

>>90935895
>"I want to use your Iron Fist!"
>danny ptsd activates and goes into fetal position while colleen yells at the old man for wanting to use him for his own agenda