Dusty old bones!

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Full of green dust!

...I don't get it.

Green dust?

>>90903158
He's saying that he's so old, his bones have mold in them. Mold has the appearance of dust and can sometimes be green.

This kid will forever remind me while i'll never be a home owner, even if my poorfag days will ever come to a close.

>>90903355
Gosh Caleb is so original and creative <3

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>>90902731
I don't think anyone in KoTH ever pissed me off as much as this kid.
Hank should have run this kid over with his got-dang truck.

>>90903355
I assumed it was cuz he was so obsessed with his lawn, like "green dust" is the mulch that gets in his jeans and shoes and presumably, in his dusty old bones.

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>how'd you get your shirt so white, white shirt?

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>>90902731
>>90902742
Caleb I swear to god, I will knock your little ass off that bike and use it to fuck you to death.

>>90903825
>>90903355
This is a very layered insult.

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>Caleb is homeless and harasses passerbys like stoop kid
>Bobby is fucking his way through Texas towards Los Angeles while riding a motorcycle of humor
good end.

The Police on the show were dumb as biased as shit.

>Kid is obviously being a disturbance and the entire neighborhood could prove it, but police does nothing because "Duuuh innocent children do dumb shit sometimes"
>Football player flips a entire car on someone elses lawn, only person who has a house full of burly dudes that could pull that off, but do nothing because they want that autograph

Kids are assholes

Football star's are assholes

Canadians are assholes

>>90904258
Texans worship at the altar of football. Pro, college, highschool, peewee, doesn't matter. If you played football, you are a god to texans.

>>90904308
>Canadians are assholes

I don't even want to think about that episode.
It was honestly the worst episode I remember seeing. The Canadians were completely inaccurate, total whiny weirdos, and everyone acted like an asshole.

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>>90904308
I'm glad there's a show that admits that Texans are uncomfortable with everything. From being a prissy pamela who cries his eyes out over not having "his" seat in church, to neighbors not being into lawn mowers or football, to being an autistic nazi over his own fake list of rules in the "charter".
god damn Hank is insufferable, pushing every one of his ideas onto everybody else and God herself blessing him by always letting him win

>>90904429
Finally someone agrees. Hank honestly feels like the worst character in the show on several episodes.

I understand preventing his son from turning into a libtard, but he pretty much alienates everything that doesn't fit in his traditional values.

Where the fuck did these traditional values even comes from? His father was a womanizing hick and his mother was making dumb decisions in every episode she was in.

>>90904587
I think you just answered your own question

>>90902742
what did he mean by this

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>>90904587

>>90902731
busty old dones!
>>90904587
that's his one flaw. he's right to have traditional values, the problem is his traditions are imaginary and his values are baseless, yet he follows them as solidly as one should if they were right

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>>90902731
ACK, GREEN DUUUST

>>90904429
>From being a prissy pamela who cries his eyes out over not having "his" seat in church,

God I hate that episode.

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>>90904429
>God herself blessing him

>>90905342
>Minh
I understand the others but not her

>>90904426
>The Canadians were completely inaccurate, total whiny weirdos
If you don't know some Canadians who act like that family, congratulations, you ARE those kind of Canadians.

>>90904308
>>90904426
Pretty sure the episode is saying Canadians are sanctimonious and they are absolutely that.

What's the best Dale episode and why is it The Exterminator?

>>90905342
>Luanne
>that hooker that lived with them that one time
How do ya figger?

>>90907986
Is that the one where he gets to fire people or the one where a female exterminator tries to seduce him with pigeon mating noises?

The only episode that ever actually upset me was the one where Hank accidentally winds up stuck in the middle of spring break with his mom and her biddies. I just felt bad for him constantly being henpecked, and then the moral being "You need to respect your mother's distraction that she used when your father flew into psychotic, abusive rage, even though that probably left into open to abuse that turned you into the sort of person who'll let four old women shit all over him all day."

>>90908073
Oh, and the one where Peggy decides to become a realtor and winds up selling their house on the spur of the moment while Hank wasn't even in the goddamn room, and for some reason instead of saying "Now hold on, my name's on the lease.", they go through this retarded plot of "if Hank deliberately fails this safety inspection we don't have to sell!" just so Hank has to pretend to be a bad homeowner, which is so excruciatingly painful it was like seeing Antichrist or some shit.

So yeah, Hank deals with enough shit, he deserved to be vindicated sometimes.

>>90907995
>Luanne
He saw her fully naked and faux married her. Also the lie Luanne told him was that she got pregnant because of his prank.

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>>90902731
>>90902742

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>>90902731
>>90902742

Good thread OP

>>90903917
There was a Chinese kid once who's bike seat got broke off and the pole rammed up his ass

>useless tmi

>>90906430
THIS! This right here is when Simpsons turned to shit.