It was so weird to watch

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT

BALLS DEEP

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>>90892488

The sequel wasn't half bad.

were you people really surprised by this? you honestly thought the mysterious GREEN lady was anything but trouble?

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>>90892488
I have a theory as to why Aka did this, especially in this manner
>Truly evil and more focused on dominance and breaking others.
1. Aku is neither male nor female (at least not in the human sense) and does not have a true form outside of appearing as black tar; think of it as an evil primordial amoeba of evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3v0vB-_0vU
Aku pretty much meant to mentally scar Jack for life and perhaps ruined his ability to truly trust or love others (at least in a close or intimate manner). Thus slowly breaking his will and part pf his bushido code/philosophy, which may be the main thing keeping him sane in such a bizarre world and terrible circumstances; one of Aku's underlining goals and is announced to be ever more successful in season 5.
This means more to Aku than death, which I will explain

2. Aku could pretty much kill Jack at any point, but does not for the same reason why he did not flat out kill Jack's father. Jack's father was pretty much enslaved for decades to pointlessly spin a totem of Aku with minimal breaks and little to no water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuoOgyHkn80
Aku prefers to break, intimidate, and watch others suffer than just simply kill; hence why he treat humans in such a way.


This is pretty much a major focus for season-5. As the creators have addressed, Jack could defeat almost any physical enemy that faced him, but he could not defeat time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XMCgp4OjUQ
Even the trailer for S5 implied this quite heavily to be a major theme of the show
Unfortunately, Aka was planning for Jack to slowly wither away with this in time.

would he let Jack fuck him?

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>>90896185
So what's really messing with Aku's mind in season 5 is his lack of control in the matter.


He wanted jack to waste his existence in a farce as he did to Jack's father. But unfortunately for Aku, Jack (as far as Aku is aware) is not even aging and is still going strong.

They did fug, didn't they?

>>90896185
Nice birth of evil commentary, wish they talked about the fact that Jack and Aku are siblings in a sense tho. Which to me, adds to your points on why he doesn't just kill Jack.

>>90896335
only in his demon form.

>>90897496
bingo
Aku is so perfectly and purely evil, has no desire to kill in most situations. Its the same reason why he is a pretty decent ruler of the planet. He gives the world just enough hope to make it hurt when he takes it away.
Killing ends the suffering.
Jack is another matter. He was content to torture and delay the inevitable, but now his favorite past time simply isnt working.

>>90892488
Have you ever fucked a tree?

>>90892488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P--jhcJiCKo&t=183s

Gave me a boner as a child the first time it aired

>>90896185
I fucking hate how some /pol/ack ruined all future callers by asking about Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.
They basically stopped having callers on the show after that.
I really wanted to call in.
And normally I love /pol/

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It seems to me that you have pent-up sexual lust for the samurai.

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>>90904541
Arguably more of a density changing liquid, if anything.

Aku even fill his machines with his primordial liquid essence (esp his fav assassin), similar to his minions simply filling cloths from S1E1, or the time Aku made an army of dead samurai suits against Jack's father (ep. Birth of evil, Part 2); this explains why Aku usually send machines in the first place...
2:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r0PSTue-ZU

>>90905483
kek

>>90905483
>shot with aku lying down
>no loss edit of aku
shame