if I kill myself while surrounded by pictures of my 2D waifu

>>90891029
Of course. But the way you gotta kill yourself is through fire or else it won't work.

Gas all waifufags.

>>90891029
No.

>>90891029
Only one way to be sure :^)

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I can only hope

I NEED HER TO BE REAL GODDAMNIT I NEED THOSE GIANT SQUISHY TITS

Yes
But your waifu would despise a fat autistic unambitious NEET like you.

No, you're reincarnated as a normalfag with a girlfriend.

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But then YOU BECOME THE WAIFU

>>90891029
Just jerk off and take a cold shower you horny idiot.

>>90891029
That's true but you need five thousand dollars cash money nearby to pay for your journey through the afterlife. Good luck getting that kind of dosh.

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>>90892666
>horny idiot
You think waifus are about the sexual? You absolute newfag. I pity you.

>>90891029
Why don't you go ahead and try

>>90891029
No, but you should do it anyway

You dissolve into nothingness just like everyone else, regardless of silly rituals

>>90891029
You will bring dishonor to your family.

Go with a sure thing like shooting yourself in the head over some train tracks. Or skip the shooting part if you're not a burger.

>>90891029
Your waifu would not be attracted to you anyway and more likely creeped out by you, so you'd be lonely anyway

>>90891029

so you watched nostalgia critic's cool world video too?

it was really good.