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>>90876142
Jasper is best gem
>>90876144
How the fuck are you so fast?
lapiven
Finally
>>90876155
..is shit
BEST MEMEGEM
Humans should have shotgun weddings
>>90874573
>>90874617
>Peridot becomes addicted to the sensation of showering
>>90876186
>>90876173
This is now a Peridot thread
in the buff
>>90876223
No, please, no
Damn, Steven? I know you have a heart of gold or rose or whatever, but when will you learn not to trust everyone all the time?
>>90876223
Is Lapidot okay?
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=TnCXiWRa7Hs
>people are this stupid
>>90876243
embrace the meme
>>90876254
No.
Jasper is best best gem
>>90876172
good shit not that boring Connie shit
>Let's make a cartoon with a female majority cast so little girls can have someone to look up to!
>Except they're not really female and don't have any female traits besides a vaguely feminine appearance and female VAs
Music Anon here and after much thinking I decided for a project that may be a bit more liberating.
I want /sug/ to give me a location from the show and I want to make aFighting Game stage themefor it.
>>90876254
always
>>90876223
From stomping on defective robots to literally rolling around in dirt.
How far you've come, Peridot.
>>90876254
Yes.
>>90876253
Hopefully soon. I'd like to see an episode where he calls someone on their bullshit.
>>90876322
Strawberry fields!
>>90876324
fuck off with the Lapidot for a single thread and appreciate Peridot on her own
all gems are beautiful in their own way
>>90876254
>>90876324
>>90876332
Lapidirtfags should kill themselves
>>90876316
>act like girls
This mysoginism is exactly why we need more pro female shows. The only reason woman currently act like this is years of patriarchal dominance, once feminism and its values break through the barriers men have set we won't be able to tell the difference between males and females behavior.
>>90876378
I'll cut you you blue bitch.
>>90876272
I stopped watching after like a minute. I like the idea that Lapis was part of BD's court, but her still being an agent of HW is retarded.
>>90876331
If we're lucky, maybe we'll see Peridot get stomped on for being defective.
>>90876322
Infront of the temple right after the homeworld ship crashed
>>90876378
Except Peridot
Right always.
Canon
>>90876433
>eyes
>>90876433
Lapizapple Lazooglimoogly
>>90876416
Just imagine a future where men and women are nearly indistinguishable, and the only way to tell the difference is by slapping everyone's crotch like Goku.
>>90876473
This would be my fetish world.
>>90876322
The ocean, but it's a transitional stage. It starts normally on the beach, then Lapis comes and does her thing, lift all the water, dropping it and making it rain for the duration of the match.
>>90876155
canon
>>90876473
Honestly, that'd be kinda hot.
>>90876272
>lspisfags still thinking lapis is more important than she really is
Ya pretty stupid
>>90876364
On it!
>>90876430
I like this too. Backlog it is.
>>90876166
I want both to suck anon's dick
>>90876272
Raven does good expressions.
>>90876417
>>90876569
But she does the worst proportions
>>90876552
I can't wait for them to hatefuse.
>>90876473
I hope guys start growing boobs in the future, this world needs more boobs. I wish I had my own boobs. I want all men and women to walk around with their boobs out and I want the future's most formal greeting to consist of squeezing your acquaintance's boob while they squeeze yours.
>>90876603
still better than zuke
>>90876569
Too bad about her bodies.
>>90876142
Always right.
pearl!
>>90876316
Ya this kinda bothers me to
I never really understood the need to say "oh no! they arent REALLY female, just look it" like kids are really going to know that in the first place
I hate Pearl
>>90876155
>>90876670
>>90876670
is shit!
>>90876696
>>90876676
This is kinda hot.
>>90876718
you're kinda hot
>>90876670
>>90876696
hehe love it
>>90876735
Oh my. Thank you.
>>90876696
Perfect hole for some fun
>>90876473
Imagine if there's not even a noticeable difference in the crotch.
What if everyone's genitals were also externally indistinguishable? And people could just be naked without anyone knowing their gender.
And some people don't even find out which gender they are for their entire lives.
>>90876322
The Barn, post-Beta
>>90876829
>>90876616
trash when
>>90876614
>not name three of their songs
>>90876829
[-]
zachary is not for sex!
>>90876696
>Look at me
>I am the Rose now
>>90876934
is that a girl
>>90876804
>you thrust your dick in to her while she tries to uphold the dress
>>90876934
What if men and women looked the same, and instead of genitals, we all had gems on our crotches?
>>90876614
im listening to earth right now wtf
>>90876829
turn the corn to cotton and were good
Tfw i never get (you)s
>>90876316
I see no problems with that.
>>90876155
>>90876534
Good shit, my doods
>>90877018
my nigga
Torn by the Fox of the Crescent Moon is what im listening to rn
>90877036 (You)
Skinny WILL fuck Lapis.
Does Pearl really wish Steven and Greg were dead? I don't think she does, but she may be hiding it well.
>>90876473
>A 50% of chance of pleasurable experience.
I'm in.
So I have a theory about future events based entirely on aesthetics and my preference for Amethyst.
So basically, Amethyst is the only crystal Gem with a new outfit for what has been many episodes. They've teased at the idea of Peridot getting a new form, but still Amethyst is the only one with a new form. The first time Amethyst (after Garnet and Pearl) reformed we got a new intro, and it's been that new intro ever since. So it would seem that the intro won't change again till we get some more new outfits.
So here's the theory: something big is going to happen, like the diamonds confront the Gems. Everybody gets poofed, everybody except Amethyst (and perhaps Steven, though maybe him getting pooped would add to the drama. Amethyst finds herself in a position where she has to save everyone, save their gems from being shattered. Now of course this doesn't mean I expect her to take the Diamonds head on. But I imagine her summoning some power in herself, finding some way of escape from destruction of her and her friends, and finding some place to hide from further pursuit. It would lead into a very dark part of the story. Maybe Steven loses hope, forcing Amethyst to do the pep talk or something, reminding him that all the Gems believe in him. As she does, the other Gems reform, adding their own words. Finally everyone has a new look, and is ready to begin the resistance against homeworld.
>>90877064
good shit my dude
>>90877121
>Do not repost
>>90876934
Oh, someone saved that, I'm not sure if I should be honored or confused
>>90876829
To me, she looks more Indian than black.
Like right now, I keep picturing her with a headset on, talking some senile old lady through solving a computer problem.
>>90877253
I was the one writing the greentext.
>>90876142
announcement that SU will not be renewed for season 6 when?
Jasperdemption soon
>>90877288
My name is *my name* and im here to say I want to fuck pearl in a major way!
From the north to the east to the south I make pearl scream and shout!
Id over flow her pussy and make her drool the amount of cum would fill a swimming pool!
>>90877422
Jascucks get more retarded each day.
>>90877359
If anyone actually cared about the show they would want it to end as soon as possible because with how things are going now SU would be absolute garbage by season 6 anyway.
>inb4 it's been garbage from the beginning
>>90877482
no just since swi
>>90877288
Do you think Pearl has ever tried to molest Steven?
here come dat blue gem
>>90877518
>>90877541
>>90877573
Sapphire dont be lewd
>>90877573
Very nice.
r8 my fanfusion
>>90877482
I'm much the same. Season 6 I'm okay with because that should give them enough time to wrap everything up, but I don't want any more than that.
>>90877288
I'd rather do a half-assed limerick...
>There is a Crystal Gem they call Pearl
>Who looks like a really pretty girl
>She once got cucked
>When Greg came and fucked
>The Rose Quartz with big pink curls
>>90877628
Kibble?
>>90877628
This >>90877622 one is a million times superior in every milky way.
>>90877667
Kill yourself, you fucking memer.
>>90877628
I'm not a big fan of it but it its not bad
>>90877573
>>90877626
Thanks!
>>90877675
Kill YOURself you fucking turd-squirting dick nipple.
http://www.cbr.com/steven-universe-2-2/
I guess they skipped the mayor dewey issue and went straight to kiki and stevonnie
>>90877675
>micropenis is back
>>90877628
I like his hair.
>>90877744
last one
>>90877531
>>90877573
>2 boobs
saved.
>>90877744
>dat ass
saved.
>>90877815
>2 boobs
End this meme.
>>90876326
this image Made me realise why peridot cares SO much about being a Certified kindergartener, she's likely too small for a peridot, thus the limb enhancers, so she wanted to make sure everyone was a big and powerful as they could be.
>>90877805
Wow, you're really good.
>>90877824
1 boob IS the meme, you got it backwards.
>>90877916
>1 boob is a meme
End this meme.
>>90876473
I'm bi and I don't think this sounds good.
>>90877897
what a stupid headcanon
>>90877929
End yourself.
>>90877934
well fuck you too
>>90877960
>End yourself.
End this meme.
>>90877805
>>90877744
>>90877573
>>90877531
Fuck why couldn't Garnet have just been Sapphire instead, Sapphire's the best part
>Monotone bong voice, only gimmicks are deadpan delivery and relationship metaphors
or
>Actually feminine voice, cute laugh, has all the powers that make Garnet relevant
>>90877916
Thanks! Sapphy is my #2 after Amethyst, but I haven't drawn any of her for some reason
>>90877531
>>90877573
>>90877744
>>90877805
saved
>>90877985
>I haven't drawn any of her for some reason
please do if you ever have the time
>>90877149
Why not?
>>90877537
cute holly
>>90877772
Yes, I can see that you're back.
What woukd happen if Steven saw a gem, bully another gem?
>>90876473
i would be okay with this
i welcome the caramel colored androgynous children of the future
>>90878114
>sharp teeth
hol up
>>90878159
>>90878071
I'll try!
i just want... a pearl episode.... please god let me meet her
>>90878191
are you ok
>>90878129
"Shut up Lapis you dindu nuffin!"
>>90877978
>no strength
>no gauntlets
>cracks under pressure
>no passion for anything besides ruby
>not made of love
>not stronger than you
>>90878174
cheeky got nice teeth, but cranberry got the cutest chipped tooth
Sucrose needs to get Genndy Tartakovsky to make an episode.
>>90878191
>>90878239
i love her she's my favorite amy
>>90878244
she did. he helped direct the pilot.
>>90878244
She did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaMlHFJWSw4
>>90878191
>i just want... a pearl episode
There's like fifty of those already.
>>90878244
the crewniverse needs to die so Genndy and his SJ team can replace them
>>90878224
that was rape not bullying
Why couldn't Sapphire or Garnet tell Steven that Navy would betray them if she could see into te future
>>90877628
2 out of 3 materials of this fusion have normal skin anon, why the fuck it has the lesser one's skin color?
>>90878246
so, how old is mystery girl?
>>90878296
So he could learn to stay noided.
>>90878191
If you want to meet irl Pearl just go to Germany.
>>90878296
Because Garnet is shit.
>>90878309
It is a mystery
>>90878319
>lover pearl
>last girl I seriously dated was german
Oh no. Not this again.
>>90878191
Why? So we can have "Muh Rose, fuck Steven's father." again? Fuck Pearl, fuck Pearl fags,
>>90878309
Probably 23 or 24
>>90878345
yes actual drama instead of dude clods lmao
>>90878309
22.
she will parallel greg's meeting of rose when he was 22.
>>90878295
rape is a form of bullying
>>90878382
The same drama gets tiersome, Pearl is a tired, worn our wretch of a character. Take your "waifu" lust elsewhere.
>>90878407
did i strike your memegremlin nerve?
>>90876322
>>90876364
>>90876558
The composition is done!
Now for the long part...Rendering.
>>90877434
lolme too
>>90878309
Seems kind of young for Pearl honestly. I wonder if they will take a romantic route with her.
>>90878435
No, because I don't waifu children's cartoon characters, stop projecting your bullshit onto me
Are there any male gemsonas/concept art that isn't cringey as fuck?
Is there anyone on tumblr that actually like lapiven?
>>90878469
yet youre on /co/
Finally finished binging the show (skipping a couple episodes). What now? Will someone tell me why I should start hating it?
>>90878491
There are no "people" that ship lapiven.
this show is for legbeards
>>90877255
>>90878475No.
>>90878498
>skipping a couple episodes
>>90878498
Because it's social justice propaganda. You're not allowed to enjoy something that feminists also enjoy.
>>90878498
Because of the sharp drop off in quality in seasons 3 and 4and arguably season 2
>>90878491
went to go check, one blog full of it but i think its someone originally from 4chan
>>90878507
kek
>>90878493
Yes, just because I'm here on this board dosen't mean I have autism for a stick thin lesbian, or a green meme machine. Stop projecting and realise that... As the meme goes "Your Waifu is shit" and a blight on this show.
>>90878469
What Peri fusion do you want to see the most?
>>90878435
>those bony ass feet
>>90878555
>tfw Lapis will never look at you like this
>>90878538
This is their mentality for us. They don't want to enjoy something men enjoy.
>>90878604
peri x death
>>90878604
Pumpkin
>>90878536
I skipped "Say Uncle" and "Rocknaldo".
>>90878540
I didn't notice a significant drop in quality. Any specifics?
>>90878612
But Anon, if that's the case, then no one is allowed to enjoy Steven Universe.
>>90878498
Because seasons 3 and 4 are shit and Rebecca needs to pull her head out of her ass
>>90878604
Peridot x Torture and Shattering
>>90878619
>I skipped "Say Uncle" and "Rocknaldo".
ah, gotcha
>>90878604
Peridot/Pearl Permafusion so we never have to see it's components again
>>90878625
>Actually enjoying this show.
Kek, I've just watched all the episodes to hate on it, I bought merchandise unofficial and official just to leave it on my desk, and keychain. I've wrote greentext, just to... annoy you all.
I hate this show, yeah.
>>90876322
Priyanka's Hospital?
>>90878540
I think the only reason people didn't like season 3 was because it dropped all at once in a single nuke, so we didn't really have time to process what was going on. Season 3 had some solid episodes, Alone at Sea, being one of my favorite episodes, period. Although, it didn't have much of an overarching theme or plot, since the first two episodes literally resolved all of the big issues from season 2. I guess Jasper fucking around was a big thing, but it wasn't really a threat.
>>90878617
I get why peeps hates pumpkin, but I like the lil guy
he should meet watermelon dog
>>90878646
>>90878615
t. Yellow Diamond
http://www.strawpoll.me/12568765
>>90876316
You forgot that every time they're referred to with a pronoun, they use "she" and they don't say anything.
Also, they're kids. Show them a picture of them and I bet you they'll say "That's a girl."
>>90878687
.Picking anything but Shippers
>>90878678
>he
>>90876851
Who gave Jack a gun?
>>90877121
I like that anon, it would be interesting
But idk if I see them giving amy such an important role
Also everyone getting new outfits at the same time would kinda overshadow peridot finally getting her star
>>90878296
There was a possible future where Navy wouldn't betray them, because Steven would say the perfect thing to change her mind, or Lapis would rape-fuse with her and drag her into the ocean until her mind was broken. Thus why garnet waited at the beach.
>>90878687
Pearlfags and Lapisfags are harmless, the rest can get fucked.
>>90878704
Steven called it a he in Gem Harvest. Pumpkin is trains.
>>90878683
>implying Yellow Diamond gives a shit about Peridot anymore when she has a whole fucking empire to run
>implying corrupted Jasper wouldn't go crazy when she sees Peridot getting cozy with Lapis
>implying Peridot wouldn't get shattered into a pile of green sand by Jasper in a jealous rage
>>90878090
Its what it says on the art
Some artists just dont like people reposting their art on other sites
would Leggy betray the Gems
>>90876614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4k1IK_o59M
>>90871202
>27yo kissless virgin
>being capable of sorting his life out
Nah. At that stage, best you can do is getting used to the loneliness and despair.
Has anyone here got any Steven X Reader stuff?
>>90878734
i dont think jasper gives a shit about lapis, she just wants power
>>90878580
>not having autism for your waifu
hmmm
>>90877422
>Yellow erasing the pink
>Start looking forward, stop looking back!
>>90878509
am legbeard can confirm
>>90878785
YD confirmed final boss in StL
>>90877422
Those hints are abput pumpkin
>>90878687
>no perifags
really makes me think
>>90878769
True. But realistically, she isn't going to find it elsewhere. She had a taste of Malachite and now she's a fusion slut.
>>90878815
she'd fuse with anyone, even with a corrupted dog. i bet if peridot offered her fusion she would accept
>>90878815
How come Steven or Amethyst haven't become sluts?
>>90878499
>>90878619
>Any specifics?
The shift away from comfy, magical slice-of-life, and a lack of character and relationship focused episodes. Also waay too many pointless/shitty episodes as of late.
>>90878676
Alone at Sea was good. So was Mr Greg, but I didn't care about most of it.
>the only reason
C'mon man.
>>90877422
Any word on if any of the homeworld gems will be in the game? I heard something about there being ten playable characters, including Connie and Greg, but the others could be fusions or something, or Ruby and Sapphire.
>>90878498
>skipping episodes
How about you watch those episodes then?
>>90878833
because they're not insane
>>90878687
>tfw when i'm a steven fucker, jasperfag, shipper and a fat poster
fuck u lapisfags
>>90878619
>I skipped "Say Uncle"
>yfw Steven manages to singlehandedly convince/charm/Steven every Gem (except YD) to be free by the end of the series during the inevitable big battle that it ends up being millions of Homeworld gems plus two Diamonds plus the people of Beach Citynot that most of them will do much goodVS. Yellow Diamond
>>90878842
it was 8
>>90878851
this
wtf is wrong with you anon, just watch them all
>>90878071
Here's a rough Amethyst for ya, anon. I'm inspired to do more tomorrow... Sweet dreams, /sug/.
>>90878869
>implying WD won't be the final boss
>>90878876
Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire, Connie, and Greg. That's 8. I bet Peridot and Lapis won't even be in the game.
In an Alternative Universe, Steven is Half Lapis Lazuli and freed Rose Quartz from a mirror.
>>90878612
You assume that we are men anon. Also, you're the reason the "they hate men!" Joke exists.
>>90878892
Very talented. Are you pursuing a career in art?
'Amethyst' began as Greek for 'not drunk': it was thought that dipping the jewel in your wine would prevent all intoxication.
>>90878909
No one cares that you're a girl, btw.
>>90878913
I gave up on that years ago :^)
Thanks though!
>>90878687
why are jasperfags on there twice?
>>90878924
get wasted
>>90878924
>>90878897
>implying Navy won't be the final boss
>>90878940
You're welcome!
>>90878811
Perifags haven't been that bad lately.
>>90878655
>expecting the outcome to be better
"Why didn't you like my joke anon? Hope you like hearing me cry and sing about how you don't like my jokes!"
>>90878967
because everybody hates peridot now
>>90878754
she just popped out a few days in cannon, she's too innocent to be a liar
>>90878857
You know what to do.
>>90878754
yes, bubble it
>>90878498
>Sardonyx arc was shit
>Peridot's arc was the only well-written and cohesive arc in the entire show
>Malachite spent a season being built up for nothing since they didn't even try to make her into anything more than a plot device to keep Jasper and Lapis gone while Peridot got her redemption arc
>Cluster pushed to the side immediately after Peridot's redemption arc in a very rushed and unsatisfying manner, making it feel like another plot device to push Peridot's redemption arc along
>Amethyst's arc was all about her being angry about being a piece of shit and treating others like shit because she wants to beat somebody else up for informing her that she is a piece of shit
>Jasper and Lapis' almost non-existent "arcs" sucked
>the season 3 finale sucked
>the Memebarn is retarded
>Peridot is now a shitty meme
>Garnet is a fusion meme
>Lapis is now a woobified depression meme
>Jasper is now a fucking dog
>Zuke's autistic shipping fanfiction
>the retarded pumpkin
>the retarded mystery girl
>character designs for new characters are getting shittier
>wasted potential everywhere
>filler episodes everywhere
>the crewniverse stopped putting any effort into townie episodes and townie episodes are taking away time that could be used to develop other characters (whom we actually care about)
off the top of my head
>>90878924
time to get me some amethyst
>>90878940
as a fucking jobless loser after spending 3 years in digital media school wanting to be an artist, how did you give up your dream? i just cant seem to let that shit go. i wanna go back to school for art but my family said it will just be a waste :/
>>90878980
>>90878993
I agree with everything you said except
>the retarded mystery girl
Give her a chance first.
>>90878993
>Peridot's arc was the only well-written and cohesive arc in the entire show
>>90878498
>>90878993
>Someone who's literally not happy with anything
Don't listen to this grumpy old fuck, everyone makes the show sound WAY worse than it ACTUALLY is. If you, like MOST people, don't hate it yet, you're not doing anything wrong.
>>90879034
peridemption was good anon, don't lie
>>90878993
>Amethyst's arc was all about her being angry about being a piece of shit and treating others like shit because she wants to beat somebody else up for informing her that she is a piece of shit
I was with you until this one, this is just stupid
Its like you didnt really watch her arc or you just hate amethyst
>>90878975
I always hated her myself. I felt like she got super overrated in the Reddit place and all the fanart
>>90878995
I don't think gems can do that.
>>90878993
>Peridot's arc was the only well-written and cohesive arc in the entire show
stopped reading
>>90879059
pretty irritating that people think she's the show's mascot now
>>90879067
shhhhhh
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>90878993
>4 seasons in and the protagonists still don't have a clear goal set in place
>plot happens once every ten episodes
>anytime a question is answered it's something blatantly obvious or dissapointing
>>90878687
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12568765
you guys really hate the fatgem posters huh? I mean, it's weird, sure, but is it repugnant?
>>90879092
To be fair, she pretty much is now.
>>90878959
>implying some super Gem Empress that is larger and more powerful than all of the diamonds combined won't be the final boss
>>90879046
The strongest and longest period of true hype and fun since the leading up to s1 ending and some time after
>>90878980
>>90879108
no, people are getting very sick of her.
the short peridot graph is fucking everywhere now
>>90879034
>>90879069
I fucking hate Peridot and yeah, it was.
Hamsper?
>>90878296
becase it was 50/50 chances.
>>90879143
meaty
>>90879102
Alright fine, you wanna drop rocks in your glass do it, I'll stick to my soft sweet tasting ciders thank you very much.
>>90879092
Its the crewniverses fault for dedicating so many episodes to her specifically
Before we had even got an amethyst or garnet arc at the time, you know the "main" characters
>>90879123
That's not about hating Peridot, that's about the incessant bitching of flucatuating proportions. The SU critical deal is a "community" now
>>90879123
It seems like the crew is trying to make Peridot the mascot.
They're making her smaller and "cuter", and giving her a bunch of wacky random catchphrases.
She's basically like a character from Teen Titans Go who leaked into Steven Universe.
>>90878728
>trains
lol
>>90878720
But she needs am important role!
Also I feel like it'd be perfect for Peridot to step forward with her new star and say something like "we all believe in you Steven!"
>>90879180
If you want to get technical, even Pearl hasn't had a proper arc.
>>90879176
anon i hope you dont think i was serious
anyhow time to go back to my shitty vodka
>>90879110
>still implying Navy won't be the final boss
Let's face it guys, the only reason to keep watching this shitshow is Pearl.
>>90878993
At least we'll always have Pearl to shine a bright light in the middle of this garbage heap!
>>90878769
>nobody I fuse with ever wants to stay
>fused with 2 Gems
Naw she was Lapis obsessed.
>>90879229
>>90879248
Pearl a shit.
>>90879205
I've seen people do stupider things because they thought it would let them drink with no consequences. Just looking out for ya.
Amethysts a shit Holly a best.
>>90879229
I only watch it for these two and their QT son
>>90879229
>Not Steven
Faggot
>>90879261
im pretty aware of my alcoholism dont worry
also nice holly
but all gems are ok
So, I got tired of waiting & started to rewatch the series and noticed things like this, all this time, everything has been there, right in front of our eyes, I just discovered white diamond's purpose in the series, a lot of things are out there, and yet, we are too blind to see the truth
>>90879301
Holly is more okay than others though.
>>90878769
she must have gave somewhat of a shit since it turned out she took getting rejected personally and felt sad about it
>>90878931
North does anyone care that your a boy anon, so stop imagining they do.
>>90879195
I mean, I agree, I really want her to have a more important role to but the way her "arc" was handled, with her never really getting any big moments like her doing something special on her own (w/o the fusion) I guess I just dont trust crewniverse to give her that much of an important role
Heck, she didnt even get a song during her arc
>>90876254
Yep.
>>90879182
>SU critical
Not even once.
>>90879337
im a spider what do i get
>>90879330
hmm
>>90879337
im not him but you were the one who came out with im a lass he just made a shitty post
>>90879363
kill yourself
>>90879325
white diamonds purpose?
care to actually explain?
>>90879325
What is the last one from?
>>90879325
>I just discovered white diamond's purpose in the series
What is her purpose
>>90878993
You forgot Peridot's stupid metal powers
>>90879386
Never actually said I was a lass now did I anon? Only said there was an assumption that we're all men.
>>90878993
>the season 3 finale sucked
Remember when Matt said it would top Jailbreak
>>90879398
>>90879360
She's getting a song in the near future anon. Have hope...
>>90879229
god... it honestly is
>>90879504
Remember whenhe was right?
>>90879229
Let's face it, Pearlfags are literal fucking cancer and should kill themselves for the betterment of this fandom and mankind in general.
>>90879487
that had nothing to do eith the conversation lassy, not all feminists are like yourself some are men you didn't have to put that were not all men part
>>90879521
haha nice one Matt!
>>90879521
You're a funny one anon
>>90879544
>>90879229
>>90879248
Rebecca is such a hardcore Pearlfag that she'll make the show and all its characters surrounding Pearl suck just so Pearl can look better in comparison
>>90879504
>believing Matt's lies
>>90879415
>>90879426
not him but it is probablycommunication
>>90879504
That Tweet is deleted now.
>>90879544
Reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNeFGKjzLtM
>>90879548
>This is their mentality for us. They don't want to enjoy something men enjoy.
>something men enjoy.
Nice try anon!
>>90879562
>>90879596
Am I wrong?
Give me three reasons Jailbreak was better than Bubbled.
Hell, give me a reason it's even better thanThe Return
Here, I'll give you one for free:
>The meme Song was pretty good
>>90879605
>tfw shes only had 2 episodes in the last 2 seasons
there is a direct correlation between amount of pearl episodes in a season and how good the season is
>>90879602
nice collage thanks
>>90879617
>Gem Culture?
>Alternate Earth History?
>Yeah fuck that let's make episodes about a bunch of mundane-ass townspeople and Gems dealing with their crippling emotional disorders instead
>>90879517
Maybe anon.
Maybe
Or itll be just her singing a couple lines in a song again
I still look forward to it, but we probably wont be getting it for a long while
>>90879635
Wait, isn't he supposed to be dead? I thought he had an infection or something.
>>90879635
oh god no...
>>90879668
FUCKING THISSSSSSS
and the excuse they use is "we have a lot of episodes to fill"
>>90879644
Lets face it, if you're on this site, you're either a trap or a hambeast. So you're a man either way lmao.
>>90879420
The last one is from the shitty crossover episode where uncle grandpa joins the show, he appears from the inside of a clam that magically rises from the bottom of the ocean, the point is that the apparently random comments most characters make from time to time, actually predict major events in the series.
>>90879487
We assume that all the time, we are not wrong, most of us are men,
>>90879700
yep even though at this rate they're not going to get renewed for season 6 and they're going to go OH SHIT SHIT SHIT GUYS WE ONLY HAVE 26 EPISODES LEFT WE BETTER BUCKLE DOWN
>>90878448
Hey, it's done!
How'd I do, /sug/? Just getting back into the swing of things.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B0tsCPc2yd
>>90879650
Bubbled was overshadowed by Earthlings, whereas Jailbreak was complimented by its buildup.
>>90879635
>Chris is a Pearlfag
well there you go
>>90879703
>either a trap or a manbeast
>so a man either way
thanks anon I needed an actual laugh
>>90879650
>writers didn't try to pull a cheesey tear jerker ending out of their ass
>actual believable tension
>no major hack writing or plotholes (why report Jasper staying on Earth to Yellow Diamond? why continuously lie to the Rubies instead of bubbling them? how is Steven breathing in the middle of space?)
>had three new gems, two new fusions (since we didn't know Garnet was one until then), musical number, surprising rape scene
>was the beautiful resolution of everything season one had built up about Steven learning that the Gems are aliens who were at war for Earth
>wasn't boring as fuck
>>90879668
>>90879700
>>90879755
Just be patient, they are probably saving the next episode for another bomb that segues directly into Season 5, where it's going to get serious according to becky herself.
>>90879700
>we have a lot of episodes to fill
But there's no filler, remember?
>>90879760
It kind of feels more like a beat-em-up tune than a fighting game at the start but it's really nice for a chaotic strawberry field battle scene. Always nice to see you still going music anon.
>>90879798
You're making it sound like all of Season 5 is going to be intense, and not just more of the same until the big cliff hanger finaleat which point the series will be cancelled
>>90879786
Earthlings was technically a part of the four-part season finale, but you are right that it was by far the best out of all of them.
>>90879798
>the chance that there will be good episodes in the future excuses the shittiness of episodes in the present
>>90879798
she also said she was planning to more or less write the series into a specific corner for the series finale, and I feel like if she's planning something grand and they end up limited to 5 seasons, they're either going to have to make season 5 longer or rush things.
>it actually just occurred to me that an extended season 5 would be pretty satisfactory, as long as their budget would be increased accordingly.
>>90879786
bubbled sucked and was pretty boring imo
gotta include all the gems because steven is ehhh especially now
>>90879760
replace the fart noise with a fuzz organ and your all set
>>90879650
>meme Song
What?
But anyway I can give you a few reasons:
1. The fight b/w Jasper and Garnet (heck we really havent had any good fights since, other than watermelon island)
2. The episode introduced sapphire and ruby
3. Officially learning garnet was a fusion
4. The ending was pretty good to, leaving things pretty tense at the time (tho it sucks the show never really did much with the whole malachite storyline but was still a pretty cool end to this episode)
What did bubbled have? Mostly just 10 mins of eyeball and steven just talking and than trying to make an emotional ending but pretty much failing
>>90879786
>>90879797
There's seven reasons why Bubbled was shit now kys Matt you fucking hack.
Why didnt the gems just give Jasper to the Rubies?
>>90879832
It's fun to take projects like this since the first thing I wanted out of SU was a 2D fighter.That'll never happen though. I can't use FightMaker or even sprite worth a damn.All I'd be able to do is make the music andMaybe Voice Steven or something.
>>90879921
Because Steven is in love with Jasper and wants to keep her all to himself.
[Spoiler]CN are being ridiculous. sorry about the schedule. Here is a shot from lion 4 to tide you over. Don't make any YT videos about it. Tell me what I need to prove I'm a ligit intern without giving away my real identity. I'm at home right now.[/spoiler]
>>90879797
>writers didn't try to pull a cheesey tear jerker ending out of their ass
You're right, it took the first episode of the next season to actually wrap up loose ends with a decent emotional moment.
>actual believable tension
It was predictable the moment Steven found out he could tank the destabilizers
>no major hack writing or plotholes (why report Jasper staying on Earth to Yellow Diamond? why continuously lie to the Rubies instead of bubbling them? how is Steven breathing in the middle of space?)
1. Status Report since the Rubies were sent to look for jasper, numbnuts
2. Attempts to keep them friendly
3. Healing Powers? (admittedly not very well explained, that's 1 good point out of several shit ones)
>had three new gems,
Barely Characterized any of them. Still aren't characterized very well today.
>two new fusions
*One old fusion and a Fusion we saw for less than a minute
>musical number
Already pointed it out
>was the beautiful resolution of everything season one had built up about Steven learning that the Gems are aliens who were at war for Earth
No, the resolution took a whole break and new episode in Season 2 to even wrap up "The Return" and "Jailbreak"
>wasn't boring as fuck
Fair, I guess. But that's the most subjective point here.
>>90879755
I know this shit is going to happen and it's going to break my goddamn heart.
>>90877359
That movie with naked Sadie making out with naked Silk Specter.
>>90880009
The filename really sold it to me
>>90879924
Never heard of Fightmaker. What is it? Didn't find anything on google.
Just get someone to do all the animations and coding :^)
It's too bad there aren't many SU fan games (any really)>voice steven
Post a voice clip
>>90876254
no. end your life.
>>90880010
Wow Matt you're even more retarded than I thought
>>90876254
It's not everyday when your ship is so bad it brings down the quality of the actual show itself
>>90879504
Hey fuck you I enjoyed it.
>>90879848
That's the problem, though.
Crack the Whip starts Amethyst's arc with Jasper that just builds up until it finally concludes with Earthlings, but then the season still has 2 more episodes.
Earthlings is to Bubbled as Political Power is to Jailbreak. And that really does emphasize how disappointing Bubbled is.
>>90880083
kek its true. lapidirt always was and forever will be garbage but at least it wasn't as bad when it was just a shitty crack ship
>>90880132
Good for you?
>>90879635
I can't tell if he dyed his hair or if he's just so diseased and filthy that his hair turned green.
>>90880132
you enjoyed shit
>>90879786
>>90879848
>best episode of the season one finale is the episode with Jasper in it
>best episode of the season three finale is the episode with Jasper in it
I know what Sugar meant by this. Jasper needs to come back to make Steven Universe great again.
>>90879635
>Chris Chan is a Pearlfag
How do you even recover from this? I don't even think it's possible. Nothing can possibly be worse than Chris Chan.
Lapisfags constantly woobify their waifu and pretend she dindu nuffin, but at least they aren't Chris Chan.
Perifags are autistic ledditors who have shit taste in everything and prefer memes over actual characters, but at least they aren't Chris Chan.
Jasperfags are delusional idiots who constantly try to act like their waifu is actually important and pretend she's coming back, and spam threads with their shitty season 6 and breastfeeding memes, but at least they aren't Chris Chan.
Pearlfags are eternally BTFO.
>>90880236
jasper was kind of a plot device to develop other characters, anon
it's sad, waifufags aside i think she had potential and i really liked her design
>>90877755
>>90880058
>Post voice clip
Can't record since it's 3 in the morning but I've compiled a few of my recorded lines
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oVzjxZMFaePls no bully
>>90880271
Only because she hasn't gotten her development yet, but everything is set in place for it to happen, as soon as she comes back in jasperdemptionseason6. Notice how she is already a better character than any of the non-"plot device" characters. Once she is allowed to grow, she will highhandedly save the show.
>>90880329
*SINGLE HANDEDLY FUCJ
>>90879635
why do people still pay attention to this guy? seems like only faggy edgelords comment on his videos and keeps tab on him
>>90880346
How did that happen?
>>90880348
His life is kind of like an irl Truman Show.
It's just a matter of principle to keep following his life until he dies.
>>90880329
she fucked a dog and died, anon
she just has dead mommy angst. there's no way she'd ever forgive the CGs and will have to remain contained
>>90880329
Jasper having interesting reasons for doing the shit she does and being the way she is doesn't mean shit if the writers don't actually explore or develop it. Just look at Lapis.
>>90878716
>Earthlings
>>90880374
We only know the barest of details behind that situation, the other gems don't seem happy about and Steven is the anti-Rose actively against. I'm sure there's a plot twist in PD's demise somewhere
>>90880329
Even if she does come back, I just don't see her taking any action that wouldn't involve the IMMEDIATE attempted murder of Steven. She interpreted his kindness as brainwashing for fuck's sake.And she's not wrong.
>>90880327
It's pretty alright for a fan steven
>>90880374
Oh it's just one of the "Jasper is never coming back" memers I see.
>>90880394
She, like bismuth, kind of got that Steven wasn't Rose or at least the strongest seed of doubt planted yet at the end
I bet healing corruption will be a personal, individual thing...
>>90880009
>Intern
>Wevideo watermark
>Yellow "NEW EPISODE" instead of the new blue "NEW"
Sure. When you go back to work, take a picture of the nearest coffee machine and vending machine with a timestamp and maybe we'll reconsider again.
>>90880420
They could check the security camera for when someone took the photo to find out who I am though
>>90880329
Jasperfags really truly believe this. Sad!
>>90879229
Yeh, Townie episodes, and little plot progression really did a number on the show
>Greg and Steven save the Rose gems.
>Take them back to Earth, let them chill in Beach City.
>Pearl's thirst gets the better of her, and she gets eith one
>The others are interested in Greg and Steven.
>One tried to comfort Greg and bout the loss of Rose.
>This triggers him, and he screams at Steven, Pearl and the other gems.
>He asks if they ever really cared for Rosr, as they're replacing her.
>Proceeds to fall into a depressive state, missing Rose dearly.
>>90880400Wow, thanks
>>90880480
TLDR
Rose maybe Pink Diamond
>>90880410
i do believe she will eventually
but at this point i dont even want to get my hopes up because it's going to suck, i know it will
my hope for her kind of died a long time ago, her coming back would be actually serious and would force other characters off their meme status, but we can't have that. she'll be memed to death or tossed aside again
>>90876254
Definitely.
>>90880394
>IMMEDIATE
Honestly, I agree that Jasper would want to murder Steven, but she wouldn't do it immediately. It's out of character.
One thing that's been consistent about Jasper is that she always asks questions and is surprisingly open minded.
>>90880009
Im the REAL intern here are my very realfakeleaks
>>90880505
>Blatantly ignoring that Cookie Cat went out of production
>Something that's been canon since the FIRST EPISODE
For every load I blow over BM's art I guess I blow a gasket too
>>90880539
Careful, your autism is showing.
>>90880510
>Jasper
>surprisingly open minded
Jasper coming back for Jasperdemptionseason6 is true but this is less true
>>90880555
You must be autistic to like BM's art, yes
>>90880484
Do any other impressions?or singing?
>>90880510
i wouldnt say open minded. she is definitely curious though.
>>90880578
Bi curious once she moves into gregs van
>>90880539
How many "gaskets" have you blown to BM anon?
>>90880561
She changed her mind about fusion when presented with evidence that conflicted with her worldview.
Who's to say she couldn't at least be convinced that Steven is a different person than Rose?
>>90880597
>presented with evidence
Have to lel at the wording
>>90880521
gotta say these look really good though. i don't understand why they would be bringing back holly though. whoever made these is obviously a hollyfag
>>90880572
>Other Impressions?
I can do Jasper if I want to kill my throat, but that's it in terms of SU characters. Not a whole lot a guy can do from there.
>Singing.
I've sung on here before.I'm okay but lack the equipment to get anything good recorded.
>>90880594
More than you'd think.
Less than I'd hope.
>>90880561
when she finds out that her beloved diamonds are the reason earth is full of fucked up corrupted gems, including the gems she fought along side with and were loyal to homeworld, i think she will come around.
>>90880594
Who made this?
>>90878993
>character interactions have become ridiculously simplified
>storyboarding has gotten lazier
>status quo refuses to change
>whole season has given us little lore, plot advancement, character development or memorable moments
>haven't actually laughed at the show since like Steven Floats
>>90880594
Why did BM make this meme about themselves. Fuck off BM
>>90880668
How new
>>90880659
it wasnt PD's doing
>>90880659
Jasper gives no shits about the corrupted gems tho.
>>90880677
I'm not talking about BM's image, I mean with the text. Was it you?
>>90880659
She likes the corrupted quartzes lots and lots!
>>90880695
or did BM actually add the text?
>>90880687
she doesnt know what corruption is, she probably thinks they let earth ruin them or that they shaped themselves like that
>>90880687
Now she knows what it's like to be one.
>>90880597
I think she is more in denial about Steven being Rose than anything, but when it comes to her personality in general she is very stubborn and not open minded at all, at least not when it comes to seeing the CGs perspectives on things. She never really stopped seeing fusion as a tool and instead stopped seeing herself as someone who is strong enough to be above using it.Though by Earthlings she did seem to express some desire for something more out of fusion.
>>90880711
Still she has no sympathy for them.
>>90880771
why would she?
>>90880771
she will when she realized their own diamonds left them on earth to rot just like her
>>90880687
She actually HATES them because she hates weakness, which is the same reason she hates herself. I would guess that if she got a redemption of some kind she might sympathize with them more, but I think >>90880659
is dumb, since the biggest issue keeping Jasper from getting redeemed is her loyalty to PD and hatred towards the CGs for what they did to her, not the other diamonds
>>90880597
I just realized that Jasper was forced to fight in a war with no choice because of Rose Quartz, and Steven was also forced to fight in a war with no choice because of Rose Quartz.
>>90880675
>>90880876
>jasper has to be perfect in every way because thats what she believes her diamond and everyone else wants
>steven believes he has to be "what everyone wants him to be when he's grown"
>>90880903
>>90880903
>tfw no Pearl to dump my sperm occasionally and ignore the rest of the time
>>90880943
Knew it was coming.
I fucking knew it.
>>90880866
wow fuck you too buddy. Jasper thought corrupted gems were the way they are because they were weak and deserved it, when they didn't. obviously the diamonds lied to their people and Jasper won't be happy about that if the CG tell her the truth about corrupted gems. the fact that the diamonds used such a cheap attack which sacrificed their own soldiers (probably including Jasper's friends) will probably waver Jasper's loyalty to Homeworld.
>>90880903
>>90880943
BM please leave
>>90876614
seriously what the fuck is going on with these colors
they hurt to look at
>>90880974
That and getting cured of Space AIDS by fusing with Steven
New episodes on Friday?
>>90880996
FUCKING GO BACK TO TUMBLR
>>90880672
Wow it's almost like this show got a bad case of "spongebob syndrome" after season two
>>90880943
We /paintposting/ now?
>>90881009
>Steven's gonna be Jasper's first healthy fusion
>>90881037
Spongebob Syndrome would be the show going to shit and becoming a parody of itself AFTER all the original staff members and creator left
>>90881054
i am ok with this
>>90880327
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oVzjxZMFae
I'm slightly impressed.
>>90881054
>world's longest YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BOOOOOIIIIIIII
>>90881065
Well their creativity certainly left. On the plus side, the recent two seasons of spongebob have been pretty go so we only have to wait 14 more seasons
>>90881065
Maybe Rebecca Sugar died a while ago, and now the other crew members are controlling her like a puppet, a la Weeked at Bernie's.
hey late /sug/, are you doing ok?
>>90881036
What?
>>90881112
FUCKING FANTASTIC BABY.
>>90881113
>doesn't know about su critical
>>90881124
that's good, anon!
>>90881112
The usual ennui is abating for now
Genndy and Toonami have blessed me with a good cartoon to watch and that's keeping my mind off of SU for now
>>90881112
I'm doin' pretty alright.
Tired but not sleepy. Sucks pretty bad, but I'm not upset.
>>90881093
Thanks, anon.
>>90881109
I bet she never made it out of Adventure Time alive
>>90881054
>>90881112
I want to remove the space kebabs
>>90881202
I always find it funny that lapologists used to exist.
>>90881202
Good God, I'm a Lapisfag and the original text is fucking retarded.
>>90881222
>used to
>>90881202
>the original
>>90881202
thousands of keks
>>90881202
Man /sug/ made it so that I hate Lapidot whereas before I just didn't care about it, dammit
>>90881202
>didn't go all out by replacing the lapis/peridot icon with a jasper/steven one
>>90881237
Post it
>>90881202
Thing is Jasper had snuck one more fusie in before she perished
>>90881239
>used to
>>90880539
Steven did have a bunch leftover that the CGs bought for him in that episode, right? My money says one of those will pop up before the show's over, or they'll be "back by popular demand."
More importantly, you should really work on your chill because your blood pressure must be reeeeeally high
>>90876173
not my fave gem but fuck if her dances aren't top-teir
>>90881321
There's nothing wrong with hating Lapidot.
Lapidotfags nearly always coincide with Lapis apologists, Zukefags, obnoxious "LMAO I'M SO GAY" Tumblrinas and people who refuse to admit there's anything wrong with the show.
>>90881356
Don't forget periautists.
>>90881356
I know, I wish I could just be blissfully apathetic again
It was good
>>90881360
whats with all that extra space
>>90881360
Awful, apply yourself
>>90881356
It's celebrating the downfall of the show pretty much, or at least a much bemoaned weak patch, not to mention the fuckery behind the scenes with our fair lady Lauren
>>90881036
Lapis' color palette is fucking ugly get over it
What are some interesting ways you can psycologically torture the Crystal Gems, Greg and Connie?
>>90881330
Not that hard to tell what it was from the picture
>>90881329
>>90881376
>>90881377
Whoops.
Just pretend that didn't happen.
>>90881330
C'mon anon, you can figure it out.
holly is so qt
>>90881386
Psychological torture is a meme.
>>90881383
nobody gives a fucking shit go back to tumblr retard
>>90877074
>2 best gems + fellatio
>>90881386
I want a HW Rose Quartz to rape Pearl until she learns to enjoy it
Then she makes Steven call her Mom
>>90881393
The icon is still bad, you can't really tell what it's supposed to be.
>>90881356
Don't lump me in with those faggots. I just think they look cute together.
>>90881386
That scene on Both of You where steven sounds like Rose.
That could really fuck them up if it keeps happening
>>90881412
That's the company you choose to keep by shipping shit.
I remember a time when, I didn't know whom Lauren Zuke was, or how "Season 4 is shit" it was just before Three Gems and a Baby and I was fresh from /g/. I even writefagged cheesy love stories for /trash/sug, I miss those days.
>>90877422
SO THIS IS WHERE SU'S SUBTLETY COMES FROM
>>90881356
tumblr has become such a cesspool
>>90868496
Yes, that's the one, thanks
>>90881422
It could be worse. I could shiplapiven
>>90881409
I'd feel worse that Steven seeks his mother so much, that he'd turn to someone who wants to kill him for maternal comfort.
>>90881443
i love this version of steven, sad the artist's blog died.
>>90881464
That's nonexistent off of /sug/
>>90881464
Lapidirts will always be worse.
>>90881479
Exactly.
>>90881383
it hasn't always been that way, tho, has it? I don't think her body has always been that fluorescent.
>>90881487
I want to go back to the days when it was just a crack pairing, so I don't have to deal with this shit.
>>90881498
It hasn't changed at all since season one.
>>90881393
>>90881491
Exactly what? Lapidot is the cancer you can't fucking escape from
>>90881498
It technically has, but just her daytime palette.
The first time we see it is in Jailbreak for a few seconds.
The second time we see it is in Super Watermelon Island.
So it's easy to make the mistake of thinking that Lapis's atrocious color palette is a new thing.
>>90881520
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is it
>>90881522
I don't go on tumblr, so lapivenfags on /sug/ are all I have to deal with.
>>90881520
That's better
>>90881498
its the fucking same. i don't get why some retards don't understand that lighting will affect colors
>>90881513
Guess it's just that she was never onscreen long enough to blind everyone
Lapis in daytime was a mistake
What would happen if we learned Jasper never actually shattered a gem, she just lied because she wanted to sound mean?
>>90881356
>people who refuse to admit there's anything wrong with the show
it is not at all surprising that meme shippers like the memes the show has devolved all the characters into
>>90881402
>what is gaslighting
>>90881520
fucking kek
>>90881554
tumblr be like REEEEEEEEE PASTEL COLOR HURT MY EYE????? CANCEL SHOW? PERDOT TOO SMOL CANCEL THE SHOOOO
>>90881538
>I've been here for 3 weeks
>ignoring this very thread
You're the same lapidirt who makes the same complaint each time aren't you?
Let's say you're Sugar and you are forced to pair Steven up with a Gem
Who would you pick and why
>>90881551
that will be one of the contributions that come with turning her into a meme
>>90881575
No? I've been here for about a year.
>>90881583
Amethyst because I love sibling incest
But realistically Peridot because it's the only pairing that has a chance to not destroy my career
>>90881583
Rose. Because then we can have a happy family with Greg and that Homewrecker Pearl can die.
>>90881583
Jasper because she needs delicate love, honesty, and patience and Steven can provide all of that and then some while bettering himself in the process!
>>90881583
Make a sheltered, emotional fire based gem who's Steven's age so my Finn/FP ship can live on in some new form without being utterly destroyed
>>90881583
Jasper, but I'll put in a timeskip first.
>>90881583
Make Connie a gem and make Connverse canon.
>>90881596
It only became prominent in the last few weeks, your cancer has lasted years. Kill yourself.
>>90881551
she probably did
would be cooler if Garnet admitted to her babykiller ways though
I hope Greg gets turned into a Gem. I hope its a Rose Quartz as well just for the lulz
>>90881624
>the show will never touch on this
AAAAAAUGH
>>90881624
But Garnet is the good guy, so everything she does is good.
Also, she's a fusion, so if she kills babies, then it means gay people kill babies.
>>90881583
Peridot, duh. I'm a slut for this ship and they have similar maturity and heights
>>90881624
None of the rebels besides Rose shattered gems, it's why Bismuth was a big deal.
>>90881620
relax dude, I was making a joke. I don't really care about lapiven, it's just bants.
>>90881618
Imagine being this big of a pleb.
>>90881644
just because rose didnt approve of it didnt mean her CGs would feel the same
>>90881520
>"and a single tear drops out of her eye"
>not "a single drop of milk"
>>90881663
That's Sugar for ya.
>>90881666
Except if the others did shatter gems there would be no reason to bubble Bismuth or for her to believe her weapon would be significant in any way.
>>90881624
That theory isn't even confirmed canon retard.
>>90881609
Ah yes a 6th Ruby
Just what the show needs
>>90881676
Fuck fix it again kek
>>90881618
>>90881548
why should the lighting be different between these two scenes?I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here
>>90881618
ugh
>>90881695
Yeah but this one will be orange and just naive and not retarded
Trust me, show would literally be saved
>>90881112
I just woke up and decided that today I will give in to my autism, I'll draw my favorite gem.Peridot.
>>90881723
I look forward to it.
>>90881593
I WANT JASPER TO BE MEMED
>>90881721
go away finn x FP was shit
>>90881717
That's weird, she is a lot brighter in Room For Ruby.
>>90881723
good anon
i should probably draw mine but i cannot do her justice
>>90881717
stop listening to tumblr propgranda
>>90881773
Having a pair of functioning eyes is tumblr propaganda now?
>>90881758
You're not wrong, but I don't think it can be accurately judged because they barely ever hung out together so the viewer never got a feel for what their chemistry was like
Man that pair was handled so poorly, SU may do shitty stuff too but at least its romance drama is usually accompanied by a decent Peal song
>>90881694
It's usually Jasper/HWfags trying to paint the main characters as the "true bad guys"
>>90881717
I think CN fucked up again.
>>90881583
Jasper, their relationship should be loving and nurturing but not romantic. Steven is the boy who can heal Jasper's broken heart, and Jasper is the gem who can nurture Steven enough for him to grow.
>>90881773
I don't give a fuck about what Tumblr says-solid cyan is always ugly as shit in large amounts
>>90881694
Jasper came out of the ground fighting, I doubt they were fighting coyotes.
>>90881717
Are you using the same video source numbnuts?
>>90881782
she's the same fucking color you retard.
>>90881802
exactly what i was thinking. colors of the image can change depending on where its from and the quality. just going on google and searching lapis isn't fucking accurate
>>90881805
Here's your last (You), savor it while you can.
>>90881786
I honestly think it's a great theory and would be something in-character for Bismuth, don't know about Garnet but this was during the middle of the war, but it's stupid to actually expect a character to address a theory that has not been confirmed in any way at all.
>>90881819
>>90881831
You can literally watch the episode yourself and see it.
You have been forced by CN to make a redemption arc for the Diamonds. How do you go through with it?
Hard mode:The scenario must not involve a third party (i.e: a bigger antagonist.).
>>90881844
DID YOU or DID YOU NOT use the same video source?
>It's a "retard tries calling others retarded" episode
Hilarious every time.
>>90881826
God that left one is so awful, is that the version that airs on CN?
>>90881852
Tell CN to fuck off.
>>90881854
kill yourself retard
>>90881853
Considering they're both from the mega, yes. Now, do you or do you not have a working set of eyes and a functioning brain? Because I'm starting to doubt it.
>>90881826
>her eyes aren't even white on the right
Colors are fucked
>>90881852
I'd rather be in charge of writing them as interesting and entertaining antagonists since the crewniverse is incapable of doing that themselves.
>>90881860
CN fucks with the colors of their shows sometimes.
>>90881888
Koreans were a mistake.
>>90881903
It's the source that's poor, Koreans are irrelevant here
>>90881893
The diamonds were great in the Zoo arc.
>>90881773
I would just like to know what you're talking about, honestly, because I don't have a tumblr account. I've pretty much only gone through dement09's tumblr, as far as SU shit goes.
>>90881802
image number 1 is literally >>90876569
and image number 2 is a personal cap from Room for Ruby from the episode as posted on kisscartoon. If I recall correctly, she makes that face from within the barn and her face is STILL LIGHTER than the full daylight tone from Gem Harvest.
Can we stop bitching about the colours? Let's get this convo back on track.
How do you think Pearl's eighteen inches would feel inside you?
>>90881927
oh fuck whoops
>>90881927
>dement09
disgusting lapidirt
>>90881939
kys
>>90881826
The colors on one of these is fucked. Which one do we shoot?
>>90881919
All blue Diamond did was cry like a little bitch, and neither of them were actually antagonistic in that bomb. If all BD's going to do for the rest of her appearances is be a sad baby then I will continue to stand by the crewniverse being incapable of writing good antagonists.
>>90881942
ITS PRETTY MUCH THE FUCKING SAME YOU AUTIST
>>90881960
Both just to be safe.
>>90881927
lapidirtfags should kill themselves
>>90881942
Lapis is perfect no matter what colour.
>>90881983
*Lapis is shit...
>>90881942
These are random caps from different sources?
>>90881942
We should all just agree that her day time palette is shit and her colors in general should be closer to that of her irl stone.
>>90881961
>kidnapping Greg
>not antagonistic
>>90881986
>>90881988
How do you people even function when you're this stupid? Watch the goddamn episode yourself and you can clearly see the difference.
>>90882016
calm down billy
>>90881948
guilty
>>90881963
why are you so upset?
>>90881983
Lapis is sooo not perfect but she does ignite my feels
>>90881988
I dunno about random, but no I did not compile all the caps personally.
>>90881867
I lold
>>90881999
BD loving Greg so much that she takes him to live in a lovely paradise doesn't make her antagonism greater at all.
Would Navy make a good wife?
>>90882016
>>90882024
why are you so autistic
>>90882046
You asked this already and the answer is 'no'
Lapis is pinoyyyyyy
>>90882046
Navy is a little shit.
>>90882024
>Lapis is sooo not perfect but she does ignite my feels
Yeah, I know. I actually didn't like Lapis for a long time, but this season turned me around on her. One of the few things this season got right.
>>90882024
>lapisfag who ships the shitty ass ship that ruined his waifu
>likes lapis' shitty color palette
>using the word "feels"
KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED FUCK
>>90882039
Her going against the protagonists, by taking away someone dear to them, makes her an antagonist.
>>90882046
fuck no she looks like a child. and i hate rubies and their stupid ass square hair
Lapidirtfags should kill themselves.
>>90882046
>"Do you promise to love and cherish this man?"
>"YES! I LOVE THIS HUMAN SO MUCH OH HAHAHA!"
>She ties you to the bed in your honeymoon suite and sets you on fire
>>90882060
Leggy would be better?
>>90882047
I really don't know
>>90882047
Why are you so stupid?
>>90882065
>muh depression
>muh dindu
>muh woob
>muh let me mope and angst until steven feels bad for me
yeah Lapis is such a great character and season 4 is such a great season
>>90882086
gaffawed
>tfw people are gonna be fucking murdering each other over what color Lapis is by the time a new episode airs
Sugar what the fuck are you doing we're all gonna die because of you FUCK
>>90882089
cry more lapidirt
Steven's penis
>>90882110
But what if it gets in the way?
>>90882080
Anti-Lapidirtfags should live long happy lives :)
>>90882100
its because these stupid fucking tumblr su critical autists keep coming here AND NOBODY FUCKING WANTS THEM HERE
>>90882072
Yes, but what she has done so far does not make her a good antagonist
>>90882086
>>90882091
Season 4 is terrible, but Lapis's characterisation in TNCG and Room for Ruby was great. The right balance of "woob" and snark.
IS Connie a whore?
>>90882101
I guess that's an answer in and of itself.
>>90882116
kill yourself
>>90882067
>yes it was the barn that most certainly ruined her
>it had nothing to do with specific writers
>the barn wasn't one bit funny or charming in at least a handful of episodes
>Gem Harvest absolutely sucked
>no no, you're right, those laughs were absolutely forced.
>you make a coherent argument
>>90882115
Jasper will take care of it
>>90882139
Yes
>>90882116
>>90882140
kill yourself
>>90882139
Yes.
Pearl is her pimp.
Drinking Blood
>>90882137
her being woobified constantly makes her cuntness annoying rather than funny or endearing
>>90882118
Not my fault some fucktards decided to ignore something that was staring at them right in front of their faces.
>>90882139
>>90882148
>>90882155
Is she Pearl's best girl, though?
>>90882086
>>90882148
>>90882155
How often does Connie make Pearl money?
>>90882080
No one was talking about lapidot.
>>90882169
When the Steven is away, Connie gives her hips a little sway
>>90882169
Every day.
>>90882161
i was talking about you, faggot
>>90882172
The fact that you're still alive is enough.
>>90882162
You mean her bottom bitch?
>>90882144
>yes it was the barn that most certainly ruined her
yes
>it had nothing to do with specific writers
Zuke the Lapidirtfag is the worst offender of Lapis' shit characterization
>the barn wasn't one bit funny or charming in at least a handful of episodes
no
>Gem Harvest absolutely sucked
yes
>no no, you're right, those laughs were absolutely forced.
?
>you make a coherent argument
you sure don't
lapidirtfags should kill themselves
>>90882172
>a blind lapidirt
Someone put this thing out of its misery.
>>90882181
>I was
>>90882158
Yeah, she is a bit of a cunt, but I like that about her too.
This feels like PB all over again.
>>90882179
>>90882180
Does Steven know?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUG IS FALLING APART HARDER THAN THE SHOW EVERYBODY KYS
>>90882209
Set an example for all of us and do it yourself.
>>90882139
Is Blue Pearl?
>>90882205
He's her best client.
>>90882186
Sorry about your autism.
>>90882195
retard
>>90882204
PB was not a wooby/tumblrpression self-insert and had other sympathetic things going on for her character besides lines that are trying to force you to pity her
>>90882224
Just because she's incapable of saying no doesn't mean she's necessarily a whore
>>90881583
I'd really love for adult Steven to be with Pearl, but if it has to be kid Steven? Amethyst or Peridot. Prefferably both.
>Sugu raku ni shite yaru.
>>90882224
No, Blue Pearl is pure.
>>90882194
I may be autistic, but I'm not autistic enough to spend hours going back through seasons 3 and 4 and carefully recording which moments I found humorous and why I disagree about her characterization.
I know lapidirt was cringey and annoying about 50% of the time, but that 50% lapis was usually not the one making me glad I was watching the episode alone, and the other 50% was fine.
It's funny how I get alternately called an SU critical autist yet I seem to hold the show in higher general esteem than most of the other sugfags.
I really don't even thing season 4's been absolutely terrible. I liked Gem Harvest (a lot) and the January stevenbomb, which would have had good ratings if they hadn't sunk their own ship.now here's some nauseatingly cute off-model lapidirt fanart just to trigger you
>>90882247
That's why I'm saying they've found a good balance for Lapis that doesn't make me feel like I'm supposed to feel sorry for her all the time.
>>90882291
Yes, we know you're just like every other retarded Lapidirtfag who needs to kill himself >>90881356
>>90882291
oh and LOOoBC was good too. can't wait for MG/P
>>90882291
>I liked Gem Harvest (a lot)
Why? Literally 2/10 episode.I'm the other lapidirt in this thread btw
>>90882291
A good artist
>>90882325
>>90882329
See, I'm conflicted on you because I liked LOOoBC too.
>>90882314
PB was the good balance, a character who acts like a cunt and does questionable shit but the characters in the show acknowledge it, Lapis' character is the definition of a wooby and is treated by all the characters as a dindu despite her also being a piece of shit, do you not know what a wooby is?
>>90882291
>I seem to hold the show in higher general esteem than most of the other sugfags
jesus christ fuck off already
If given the chance now, at this point in the show, would Pearl go back in time and stop Rose and Greg meeting?
If she was going to do such a thibg would she at least tell Steven or say goodbye? Would she tell Greg?
>>90882329
I found the awkward tension from the "everybody hates talking to their prejudiced relatives" and "oh yeah remember that time I was locked in a mirror for thousands of years and you treated me like a plain old mirror [haw haw snort snort]" bits funny as well as the fact that uncle DeMayo was quasi-redeemed without having some sort of insane 180-degree u-turn in character. There's probably more, but I haven't watched it in 4 months
>>90882359
>all the characters
Lapis wasn't villainized or praised for anything related to the malachite arc by the gems and was only white-knighted by Steven at every chance. Lapis hasn't even had a conversation with any these gems relevant to any mishap she caused aside from Steven
>>90882345
does lapis have mommy issues?
>>90882405
Gems don't have moms. They have Diamonds to fill that role.
>>90882405
>we have no idea what lapis thinks of the diamonds or what her history is with them
Jasper and Peridot were foaming at the mouth when it came to diamonds, from this gem, nothing
>>90882359
Sorry if I was unclear, I did not mean to suggest PB was a wooby.
The thing is, I don't feel that sorry for Lapis, and I don't think we're supposed to feel that sorry for her. She's clearly done questionable shit, even if the other characters don't call her out on it. I'm hoping that will come eventually. Maybe that's not the intent, but I enjoy her simply as a emotionally fucked up character.
On a scale from 1 to 10, how repulsive is the act of eating?
>>90882405
no but Lapisfags have brain issues
>>90882224
that depends on how naughty/bored the diamonds get, I think.
>don't just stare at it, eat it!
>yes, my diamond
>>90882442
ohhh yessss these poils
>>90882419
*peridots
>>90882188
Well, is she?
>>90882361
>>90882463
lapidirt drink bleach
>>90882456
Nah, Peridots are the nurses at the hospital.
>>90882376
> "oh yeah remember that time I was locked in a mirror for thousands of years and you treated me like a plain old mirror [haw haw snort snort]"
Easily the best bit of the episode. I didn't care about the rest. The message was too blatant and DeMayo was a pointless character. I would've preferred to get some more gem interaction.
>>90882478
I have mighty load ready to blow for the day Pearl and Lapis finally have a conversation
Dos Diamanté
>>90882476
Well shit now I want to see Peridot in a nurse outfit.
Is it bad Connie made me want an Indian GF?
>>90882519
Yes
>>90878617
watermelon steven died for this
>>90882435
>I don't feel that sorry for Lapis, and I don't think we're supposed to feel that sorry for her.
I'M not trying to say that she is unsympathetic, but I do not agree with you when you say the show doesn't want us to feel sorry for her, because the problem is that it seems like they are trying way too hard to make us feel sorry for her, and because they refuse to stop woobifying her and won't ever acknowledge that she's a cunt (without justifying it with muh depression) while never letting her do anything other than act like a mopey cunt, her character is shit and unlikable.
>>90882471
but I'm also a poilfagand I'm less a lapidirt fag and more a anydecentlydrawnlapilewdwilldomefag so let's post some while the mods are asleep please don't ban me
additional lapis lazulis when?
>>90882513
>Season 4
>Lapis and the CGs haven't interacted properly yet
>>90882541
MEIN VIRGIN EYES
>>90882538
you sound like a person I would want to be friends with and has a healthy relationship with women who are ever anything less than bubbly
also what the fuck is "woob"?
>>90882571
woob is Lapis
>>90882459
Depends, who are the other bitches and can she keep them in line?
>>90882538
>but I do not agree with you when you say the show doesn't want us to feel sorry for her
She's been cast in a rather unfavourable light I think in recent eps. She abused Jasper, she likes using her powers on people, and was happy that Navy turned out to be a cunt. We'll see what happens.
>>90882541
please get banned and never come back retarded lapidirt
>>90882541
I'll post more lapidot in your stead after your ban.
let's just get one thing straight
we have nothing productive or substantial to talk about, right?
>>90882601
>lapidirt
lel
>>90882630
>ban
somehow I get the feeling that there aren't enough people on /co/ right now for that too happen for at least a while. but thank you for valiantly offering.
>>90882638
Nothing substantial has happened in forever so yeah.
I hate this showOh god I love it so much, Steven is a good kid
>>90882638
Bingo Bango Bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo
>>90882638
lapidirtfags haven't killed themselves yet
Steven vs Superman?
>>90882638
>/co/
>for that matter, 4chan as a whole
>wheredoyouthinkweare.bmp
>>90882638
We could talk more about how Lapis is or isn't a shit character.
Answer: It depends on how they handle the rest of her arc.
KA
I want sug to get banned to trash already so all the Tumblr and Redditfags can leave ant take their shitty meme ship with them.
How would you go about kidnapping Steven?
>>90882694
Seemed pretty easy for Peridot.
>>90882694
easy. anytime Steven lets me know he's bored cuz the gems are out, I put roofies in a smoothie, or the icing on a donut or pancakes or something. if anyone else is eating with us, same thing. then bam.
>>90882680
Real Answer: Lapis has spent an entire two seasons being shit and she is not going to get an arc that changes that
Am I the only one here who doesn't hate Peridot's current character?
>>90882718
either that or serve him alcopop til he passes out
>>90882706
>>90882696
>>90882686
you do realize image limit has been reached, right?
>>90882726
Peridot is second best gem desu, hating her is a meme because of Zuke
>>90882726nope
>>90882726
No but you should.
>>90882726
no, you aren't the only autistic memefag here
>>90882736
No, it's because she's been reduced to a comedic relief "character" who is only there for the occasional joke and to be next to Lapis.
>>90882736
>memedotfags actually believe this
>>90882736
You've got the cause and effect backwards. We hate Zuke because of what she did to Peridot (amongst other things but still).
I hope we see More Greg and Steven bonding.
>>90882818
Yeah, with their dicks haha!
>>90882818
How about instead of that, we see more of what Sadie's been up to! It's been a while since we checked in on ol Sadie, i wonder what hilarious hijinks she's involved in!
>>90882831
It would be even better if they introduced a friend she's had this entire time that we've somehow never seen before and will never see again.
>>90882690
I'll make sure to post lapidot every thread for you.
>>90882840
You would have done it anyway like the faglord you are.
>>90882855
You're right.
>>90882831
her and Lars, as long as their's no drag Steven singing a song I end up hating myself for liking
>>90882839
good one m9
>>90882818
> I hope we see More Greg and Steven bonding
We won't. Greg is to be removed from the show so that the best characters Pearl and her wife MG can raise Steven free of cis-male filth.
>>90882903
More like Pearl moves to the other side of the country to be with her midlife crisis lesbo enabler
>still love you mom
>>90882864
Wait, what? How'd you post that?
in my cervix it goes
>>90883025
Someone deleted their image.
>>90882864
kys Lapidirtfag
>>90883025
kys newfag
>>90882903
I know you're being an"XD Troll" but it fucking infuriates me that people don't like Greg.
>>90883072
Tell me why you want me to kill myself so much anon? I don't hate you.
>>90883027
Pearl pls. Stop being so thirsty. Just make yourself a robot and fuck it.
Can you actually fuse with someone against their will?
>>90883125
Jasper did.
>>90883125
This show's consistency is so fucked up you probably could.
>>90883131
>Implying that dog wasn't asking for it like the little slut she is.
>>90883131
She instigated it? Jascucks are delusional.
>>90883141
It was trying to run away.
>>90883131
>Jasper did
When?
>>90883148
And it got out thanks to Jasper being dumb enough to fuse with it.
>>90883151
Earthlings.
>>90883125
>Jasper finally has Steven.
>She uses her arms to pin his out, and him against the floor.
>He kicks wildly as Japer laughs.
>She smiles and moves closer to his face as Fear fills Steven's eyes.
"Rose."
>Steven sees Jasper's gem begin to glow
>He feels his belly warm up, as his starts to glow as well.
>He tries to fight it, but realises his body is doing this, he has no control
>He tries to call for help as he feels his body turn to light.
>Jaspers does as well.
Rape is bad.
>>90883187
mmkay?
>>90883187
Said no one in the show
>>90883187
>"We just needed a reason to fuse"
>>90882664
Oh no no no no nooooooo
*various musical instruments*
>>90883206
Garnet did, but no one listened to her.
1A - 8/10
1B - 8.5/10
2 - 7.5/10
3 - 6/10
4 - 4/10
The last two seasons need to be at least an 8/10 to redeem the show.
>>90883252
You can't actually believe it will with this kind of trend, can you?
>>90881443
How is Steven supposed to be momma's boy when his mom is dead? Or when he is his mom?
Is he some other momma's boy?
>>90883252
Nigger the show has been in decline since season 1, do you really need think it's going to get better?
>>90883315
Most of the townie arcs have either ended or will be ending soon.
>>90883341
It seemed that way during season 2, but they still found a way to cram more townie episodes into the show.
>>90883341
>He actually believes this
Prepare yourself for the Suitcase Sam bomb
>>90883338
Not him, but yes.
>>908833154
>>90883338
Maybe the pressure of it ending will get them to pull their heads out their asses and start trying again. Maybe.
>>90883328
The gems and Greg are his mommies.
>>90883388
maybe if you got your countrymen to do better work we would have only nice things about you and your almost nonexistent animation business
>>90883472
나는 매우 미안 해요.
>>90883484
자살. 시도 해봐.
Steven is just so soft, and easily manipulated. He is the perfect rape target for gems. I wonder if they know that?
Odds I fap to Pearl
Evens Lapis
0 Steven
>>90883545
>Having taste this plebeian
>>90883252
More magic and fun times. Less relationships and shipping bullshit.
>>90883542
Pearl knows, but she knows not to rape him.
>>90883562
>says the Jascuck
>>90883542
They think he is being like that intentionally, so it's not really rape if he basically asks for it
So are these threads reduced to waifu-war?
>>90883599
Pearl deserves Steven the most to be fair.
>>90883646
Sometimes we have ship-wars.
>>90883646
that and is the show dead or not
>>90883652
based on what? her loneliness and heartbreak? Garnet is the superior parent.
>>90883646
With no new episodes we have nothibg left. We are /trash/en one.
>>90883623
I miss Pearl /ss/
>>90883665
Steven is a Rose Quartz gem, Pearl likes Rose Quartz gems. Pearl watches Steven sleep, Steven loves Peael.
>>90883668
I don't :)
Peeeeeaaaaaasrl
>>90883693
Is shit
What if Rose was actuallySteven's loving mother, who gave eveything up for him?"
And Greg is...The Diamond known as Pink
>>90883652
Pearl wants Steven to love her just like she loves him, but she doesn't want to hurt or scare him. She can wait a couple of decades or centuries, however long it'll take for hi to love her.
>>90883679
pearl may be hottest mom, but Garnet is still the superior parent. Pearl REEEAALLY needs to move onto mystery girl
>>90883791
I've said it before. Pearl's endgame is to have MG move into the house and act as Steven's mother. Pearl wants her Rose Quartz family.
>>90883731
it makes me mad that the image limit is full cos I prolly have 20 different SU reaction images that are all perfect for how stupid the second idea is.
>>90883807
Is she gonna get Steven to dye his hair pink too?
>>90883791
Move on to Lapis please. Lapearl pleaaaaase
MILF OF THE MILLENNIUMhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/043/201/909.png
>>90883846
>pearl plebs
>>90883824
More than likely.
>>90883859
>Pearltricians
>>90883845
still not sure if I dig this... I just don't see the chemistry.
>>90883859
>peridotards
>>90883846
Need more science pearl
>>90883846
it's too bad she's a repressed frigid lesbian.
I could end Lauren Zuke's life with three words.
>>90883901
Who needs a loving dicking
>>90883846
>you will never be breastfed by pearl
Why even live? ;_;
>>90883912
Fus roh dah
>>90883914
Who needs to give a loving dicking to her pink waifu
>>90883924
words cannot express...
I mean this is probably more common than people admit, but talk about some Freudian level of weird, my man.
It doesn't even merit the kink level of bodily waste fetishes, because it's legitimately edible, but that's part of what's so bizarre about breastfeeding fetishists... it's the pure infantilization/Oedipal thing, it has to be...
>>90883901
Don't worry, Steven will straight her out.
>>90881769
Ye you can.
>>90883966
Certain people just want to be dominated, others want to be cared for with a tender hand.
New thread.
Can we have a Greg edition?
>>90884056
what the hell is insufficient with holding hands, spooning, cuddling, hugging, massaging, sharing secrets, making dinner for/with one another, even possibly unusual stuff like kissing everywhere, smelling everywhere, eating food off of the other person's body... unless you know for a fucking fact that your mom never let you suck directly from her tit, that shit is crossing the streams, and you can call me a prude or whatever you want, but I do not want to get my rocks off anywhere near my mom or dad.
>>90884143
SHUT DOWN BY THE PERIDACTYL
NEW THREAD
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>>90884151
I rember when the G squad shut people down. Not P Dotti.
>>90883960
They both can share a lucky DICK