F/M/K thread

>>90872811
Fuck dipper, marry mabel, kill wendy

>>90872828
Why?

Also, what about Stan and Soos?

>>90872811
Marry Soos, Kill Mabel, Fuck Wendy. Make Stan and Dipper watch.

>>90872750
Fuck Yellow
Marry Pearl
Kill Blue

But I'd gladly fuck/marry all 3

>>90872878
Because mabel is cute and wendys an annoying mary sue bitch

>>90872943
True. Wendy's more boring than annoying, though

>>90872903
only correct answer

>>90872750
>Fuck Yellow.
>Marry Blue.
>Kill Our Pearl

>>90873004
Her boringness os annoying when all the focus seems to be on her

>>90873263
Never watched DP, but I'm gonna go with

Fuck the right one, marry the middle one and kill the left one.

>>90873273
fair point

>>90872750
what is F/M/K ?

>>90873344
Good choices

>>90873563
Frank Mary-Jane Kryptonite

>>90873676
that makes sense

>people here fucking kids

dude

>>90872750
Fuck Crystal Pearl, Marry Blue Pearl, Kill Yellow Pearl

>>90873344
>>90873605

I don't get why everyone always wants to kill Kitty in these. That said, switch Kitty and Spectra around for me.

>>90872750
Fuck Pearl, Marry Blue, Kill Yellow

>>90872844
Fuck Marie, Marry May, Kill Lee

>>90873263
Fuck Ember, Marry Kitty, Double Kill Spectra

>>90873450
Fuck Clover, Marry Alex, Kill Sam

These are the objectively correct answers.

>>90873563
A thread where you guess which one is Female, which one is Male, and which one is really an alien(but it's instead depicted as K for Kryptonian because that's how the term was first used).

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>>90873789
>>90873898
>Killing Yellow

>>90873450
Fuck Sam
Mary Alex
Kill Clover by inflation

>>90872844
Fuck May
Marry Marie
Kill Lee

Easy, desu.

>>90873907
On that note:

>>90872750
Blue is the female, Yellow is the male, and Pearl is the alien.

>>90872811
Wendy and Mabel are females, Dipper and Stan are males, Soos is the alien.

>>90872844
May is the female, Marie is the male, Lee is the alien(she has three eyes)

>>90873263
Ember's the female, Spectra's the male, Kitty's the alien.

>>90873450
Sam is the female, Alex is the male, Clover is the alien(she's been transformed so many times that she's definitely not human at this point)

>>90872811
Fuck Stan and then remain friends w/ benefits, Marry Dipper... I guess, and mutilate Mabel.

>>90874255
>Soos is the alien.

I see what you did there

>>90874275
>mutilate Mabel.

Don't have the stones to kill her, do you?

>>90874321
She doesn't deserve the sweet release of death.

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>>90872750

>>90874350
But ghosts are canonical in Gravity Falls, so she might end up as a tortured soul for all eternity

>>90874364
Fuck Luffy
Marry Zorro
Kill smoker guy who's name I don't remember

>>90874377
>might
Not good enough, desu. She'll die eventually regardless, so... might as well make the most of the time we have.

>>90872750
Fuck Yellow, marry Pearl (the more neurotic the better), regrettably kill Blue.

>>90874364
M/K/F

>>90874364
Fuck Luffy. Obvious choice, dem rubber powers

Marry Sanji. She can cook a mean meal

Kill Zoro

>>90874255
Holy shit you are adorably gullible.

>>90874364
Fuck Luffy because rubber body and fun times. Marry Sanji because god tier cook and legs. Hand Zoro a map and tell her we'll fight to the death at the X and let her wander aimlessly while I hide.

>>90872750
Fuck yellow,marry blue, kill our pearl by putting a baby in her.

>>90875097

Wanna hear a secret, anon?

>>90873907
>>90874255
Both these posts were me, I guess I didn't make it too clear by saying "on that note", though, so I can see why you'd be confused. I just thought it'd be fun to follow up on my dumb explanation and do my take on it.

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Can you do stuff to the dead body? Because it would be a waste if you couldn't.

>>90875621
>kill our pearl by putting a baby in her
Is there any other way to kill a gem?

>>90873751
They're just cartoons anon. sexy cartoons