/co/ What Simpsons quote makes you laugh every time?

>>90871573
best part is that made me laugh even back when i had no idea what BYOB was

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>IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIS! DAMN YOUR FEEBLE BRAIN!

>I'm going to the outhouse
>...
> we don't have an outhouse
> My tool shed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFags7Pwko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcYLVdfFro

what's a battle?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaUSE0kCYJw
>Ahaha, that's your picture on the front!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81FGVh1dj0A
>900 DOLLARY DOOS?

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She's got the munchies for a California cheese burger

>>90872207
Did that boy just say "what's that battle?" ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfxabSYFs88

Get's me every time

Gym? What's a Gym?

>>90873073
that one works better if you write it 'gime' or something

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>It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Homer's delivery on this line is 10/10

The "hounds with bees in their mouth"
scene

I love when Homer gets sarcastic/indignant

>Aim low. Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed.

>Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

I could call my maw from up here

hey, maw! get off the dang roof!

>>90872153
Ah a good sit. From the highest kings, to the lowest of peasants, everyone enjoys a good sit.

Not so much a line but Homer's monologue to the kids about the history of rock and roll.

>Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which paved the way for Jefferson Starship! Then the stage was set for The Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some kind of hovercraft...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbFhOeqTzY

>>90872100
>Fags
hahehahahea

>>90873830
> /s

> We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LToJi5eZcQE

>>90872032
>Later in the episode Homer is hosing out the tool shed

>>90872752
God, that one always gets me too

>>90872068
For the longest time, I thought that was Ned and Maude in disguise. I didn't realize it was Ned's parents until I watched the episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NgqSsEPrEQ

The way Homer yells at Grampa at the end gets me every time hes so fucking angry I love it

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

>>90871573
>>90871722
Anon it says "byobb" not "byob".

>>90875117
That's a typo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3FUVDJtiSQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs

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Yes.

>>90871975
Oh teacher please pick me, I'm ever so smart!

>>90871573
Flowers
By
Irene

I like big GUTS AND I CANNOT LIE

>>90872914

No, he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.

>>90872068
>democratic party platform.jpg

I'm seeing double!

Four Krustys!

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

>Marge: Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.
>Homer: That's not how I remember it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjhNhM1_CmA

>>90878658
Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

>>90872032
>The opening of the world's first two story outhouse.
>"Oh god, stop!"

>>90871573
Homer is kicked out of a nightclub
>Hey what about my hat!
Random hat is thrown out
>Haha Suckers!
He runs away

I don't know the name of this episode but I loved that scene

>>90875410
as a scot, I can confirm the accuracy of this

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Homer's delivery in particular gets me every time.

DENTAL PLAN

APRIL FOO-

>>90882504
LILA NEEDS BRACKETS

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Sir, that man ate all of our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!

>>90882581
DENTAL PLAN

>>90882617

LILO NEEDS STITCHES

>>90882632
DENTAL PLAN

>>90882644
LESLIE NEEDS CRICKETS

>>90882704
PLAN DENTAL

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OH YEAH THE TAXES

THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES

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>To find Flanders, I just have to THINK like Flanders!
>"I'm a big four-eyed lame-o. And I wear the same stupid sweater every day an-"
>THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!

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>we're talking about s-e-x in front of c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
>sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

>>90882731
LISA NECESITA FRENOS

>>90882899
SEGURO DENTAL

>>90878933
This is one of those lines where it's funny even if you don't get the reference but once you finally realize what the reference is,it's even funnier.

>>90882904
LISA NECESITA UN APARATO

>>90880352
It's when Moe remodels his bar and turns it into M's. Then Homer builds a bar on his garage and manages to get REM to play on it.

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I say this every time someone comes over to my place
its been stuck in my head since I first saw it

>>90871573
What's -that- extra b stand for?

>>90875042
>underage

>>90872068
Definitely the line I quote the most.

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>>90885396

>>90873570
Except InuYasha

>>90871573
>Marge! Marge!
>The doll is trying to kill me and the Toaster's been laughing at me!

>>90882732
god the 90s episodes were thebest

>>90885592
>and pork chop night-
><MOAN>
>with be chudd night
>Chudd?

>>90875367
this is honestly one of my favorites
>the plan hinges entirely on the post office worker not knowing who mr. burns is, or what he looks like
>homer does a fake voice anyway

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>Iraqi's again. Launching Sidewinder missile.

>>90882533
that bit was absolute perfection

>>90882800
>"Oh Maggie, you're a Simpson through and through."
>*Barney's Belch*

>>90885876
>this is what happens when you cut funds from the military!
>it's a good program just give it a chance!
soldiers land while trading blows

>>90871573
most classic to me really is
>dad you killed the zombie Flanders!
>he was a zombie?

>>90886759
>The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels.

Also, I casually quote "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead" pretty often.

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>>90884997

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"Project Arturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a step closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're in the east coast, Hank Scorpio."

"....."

"AW, THE DENVER BRONCOS?!"

>>90887995
Thats amazing

>>90883014
>just googling Rashomon
You're not wrong my friend.

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>>90888060
>one of them tries catching a ball and instead has it hit him in the head

>>90871573
Lisa needs braces

>>90888060
"I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good!"

"Yeah, yeah.."

"Well explain to me why it isn't."

"*sigh* You just don't understand football, Marge."

>>90888562
Iron helps us play!

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>>90882819
In the latino version was
>we're talking about s-e-x in front of c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
>sexy children?. I though they closed that hole!

>>90886759
QUICK! WE HAVE TO KILL THE BOY!
>Grampa, how did you know bart was a vampire?
He's a vampire? AAAAAAHHH

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>>90872100
>Fags

>>90888060
Not a quote but that scene where Hank pulls a handful of sugar out of his pocket and dumps it into Homer's coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD2r5pgLLlU

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>Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS"
>"Hey, those are half truths!"

>>90888663
Best adaptation

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>>90871573
The quote still echoes in my mind

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1l2F1xB8Zk

One time when I was in the 4th or 5th grade I was on the playground singing this song and a Teacher heard me and I got in trouble they called my parents and suspended me from school for 2 weeks

>>90888883
>NUTHIN' AT ALL

>>90888663
sexy niños kek

GUESS I FOR-GOT TO P-U-U-U-T THE FOG LIGHTS IN.

I have three kids and no money!
Why can't I have no kids and three money?

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>>90875410

>>90872303
AI MISTAH PRI MINISTAH

Any scene with Lionel Hutz
>Yeah, but there's the truth... And the truth!
>Look at him, he's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood.
>I'm not wearing a tie at all!

>>90883043
Thanks man.

>>90873073
Oh a gym!
>>90873144
I always pronounced it gym