/sug/ Steven Universe General

poopy

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WEEEEEEEEEEELLL

Here we go

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Anyone feel like posting a vocaroo of their best gem impression?

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Fusions should date

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>>90864858
>>90864911
It would be for the best if Greg and Steven could live together with Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl.
It's really sad, but Greg still has "custody" over him (Steven has no papers and neither the other Gems) so he's still able to spend time with his son.

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>>90865182
Always right.

>>90865222
What the fuck, dude.

>>90865265
The kid doesn't even go to fucking school.
I understand he's half-gem, but that mean he's also half-human, he need a "proper" education.

>>90865286
>inb4 always left

>>90865304
One of the comics did mention that Steven is homeschooled by the Gems, and Greg has been thinking about getting Steven online courses.

>>90865265
>The gems only let Steven see Greg because Greg has custody over him.

That is fucking horrible, I wonder if Rose knew this before she had Steven?

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Would you?

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this show is for nogoodniks

>>90865360
Steven can choose to visit Greg whenever he wants to, it's really not much of the other Gems' business.

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Jasper is best best gem

>>90865381
t. nogoodnik

>>90865364
People are trying really hard to force this meme

>>90865380
Those are Steven's parents. I can't even if they are cute.

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>>90865364
forced meme spotted

>>90865286
Always blue

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>>90865459
Always qt

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>>90865286
Always Cyan.

>>90865380
That's just Grose.

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Away from the funny maymays, saving those Rose Quartz gems would have been a traumatic, nightmarish hell for Steven, Greg and Pearl.

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Do you think Peridot ever gets sick of Lapis masturbating over pictures of Steven.
And then climaxing and crying afterwords?

What if Lapis was being bullied at school because of her garish color scheme and she came home crying?

>>90865623
No, because Lapiven isn't canon and Lapivenfags should kill themselves

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all gems are qt

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>>90865663

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>>90865629
Then Steven would hug her and make it all better.

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Is Steven the biggest slut in all of cartoon history?
Is their one person/gem he hasn't slept with?

>>90865716
My opinion is law

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>>90865711
/sug/ is qt.

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>>90865182
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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So what happens to Humans when they get too old at the Zoo? Does their "little voice" tell them to go somewhere, where they're taken to die?

>>90865764
Not counting corrupt/bubbled Gems? Bismuth, Holly, the Diamonds, their Pearls and the Rubies.
The Famethysts doesn't count, he was gangbanged offscreen.

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>>90865364
What is this forced meme and why are you not posting the superior human version of lapis?

>>90865764
>Ignoring gems like Sapphire and Lapis

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>>90865781
yes

http://www.strawpoll.me/12566484

>>90865834
Fuck Holly.

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>>90865596
They all have a lot of issues they need to work out more, together, like a real family.

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>>90865866
k

I'm loving this complete and utter silence from CN. It's really great.

I wish this show could've been on Disney. They've treated Star vs extremely well. It's aired like a normal tv show, but with a mid season finale, so there's a small hiatus between parts 1 and 2. But it's still nothing in comparison to SU's bullshit hiatuses

>>90865819
She should have lighter hair.
We need a human version that would look the same as regular lapis if both are put in grayscale.

Basic color theory, guys.

>>90865812
> Does their "little voice" tell them to go somewhere, where they're taken to die?
Yeah, they are probably told to leave the group and then euthanized. The other humans probably don't even know about death, they just think old people leaving to never return is a normal thing because it has always been like that. I don't think it's a bad way to do it either.

>>90865906
Don't worry anon, with their collapsing ratings and bizarre refusal to resolve the underlying problems that have made their rating collapse, CN will be out of business before long.

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>>90865565
Always cyanide.

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>>90865623
Peridot does it too, sometimes they share and swap pictures.

>>90865906
I'm never getting over the irony of Nefcy being rejected by CN ending up only helping her show.

>>90865957
Since when do we have coloring rules for gem-to-human transformation?
that orange hair is disgusting, she looks olike fry from futurama, I don't want to fug fry from futurama, I want to fug mentally-scarred lapis

>>90865973
That is horrifying

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>>90865906
if su was a disney show, the gems would have to stand at least a metre away from each other at all times

Does Steven ever wonder if his Human penis will transform into a tentadick, like the other Gems' cocks?

>>90866048
I never said the retarded ginger was better. The dark haired one is better but not perfect either.

And of course there's no rule, but it makes more sense that the character would keep the same color intensity, it makes it seem more like the same, actual, character, escept human, it's a throwback to the original design.

>>90866080
they had big gay faggot in beauty n the beast, are lezzies off limits?

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Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow

>>90866122
What about characters with black hair? are they doomed to be black-haired forever?

What if Homeworld capture Steven, and experiment on him, turning his gem into other types.

What if he became a Pearl?
A peridot?
A Lapis Lazuli?

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>>90866165
gravity falls once tried to show a lesbian couple in the background in one of their episodes, it did not pass the disney censors

imagine that but with su

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>>90865997
I wonder how Steven will feel when he discovers that Lapis and Peridot are hoarding tons of pictures of him that show him in the bath tub and sleeping.

>>90866227
I've never seen a gay couple in public ever so Disney just keeping it real.

Gimme the draw requests

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>>90866224
What if they experiment with hybrids gems and make a new powerful race of "gems"?

>>90866318
pearl holding baby steven

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>>90866224
I imagine they would be fascinated by a hybrid and would probably want to see the results of human and gem breeding.
They would probably use the zoomans or adducted humans to breed with others gems to see the results of what kind of hybrids they can make.

>>90866165
The live action movies can pull it off because they try and market them as edgy.
Animation is still seen as kid stuff, and boy oh boy we can't expose kids to that stuff.

>>90866224
>Pearl
A clingy rapist.
>Peridot
A shitty meme gremlin
>Lapis Lazuli
A more powerful rapist.

>>90865304
He's a child-soldier, he doesn't need much.

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>>90866229
He'd wonder how they got all these pictures of him, and try to track down their dealer.

>>90866345
Yeah but you'd be wasting gems in a way, since they have to give up their light bodies.

They'd probably do it a few times and then scrap the concept, full grown gems who are immediately useful are a lot better for their use as squishy and useless babies.

>>90865304
If Steven went to school, we would see amazing school episodes, rather than shitty town episodes.

>>90866340
An army of Stevens gems, of all cuts and types come to Earth ready to destroy the planet.

They all end up going to Beach City, eating doughnuts and staying with the Crystal Gems. The barn is flooded with Stevens.

>>90866345
This is probably what Pink wanted, she wanted all humans to become hybrids, so that we don't die so easily, and so we could intergrate into gem society easier.

>>90866381

To be fair, LeFou is still a bit of a pansy in the animated film.

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>>90866452
>amazing school episodes

>>90866222
In my logic, yeah. Or they could switch colors around from the existing palette. It's all in keeping visual cues. But everyone can do whatever the fuck they want, why would I care ?

>>90866318
Pearl in some Pajamas taking a nap

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>>90866466
That doesn't sound so bad.

>>90866437
Yeah but they're cute. Blue could use an empathetic friend.

>>90866470
Yes but everyone knows gays are worst than anything, like straight up death and insane asylums in the eyes of conservatards.

>>90866477
Imagine Steven going to school and showing his gem powers to everyone at lunch. There could even be a bully episode in which Steven uses his gem to kill a bully. Eventually the school would ban gem powers/magic. Steven and Connie would get in trouble regularly.

>>90866381
Kids don't even know what gender they are these days to understand stuff like that.

>>90865215
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>>90866466
See this.

>>90866437

>>90866533
>Conservatards
Don't, we get enough political bullshit here.

>>90866539
That sounds extremely unoriginal and tired except for the part where he actually kills the bully.

>>90866452
I want bullies to call Steven a fat shit at school and Steven to completely beat the shit out of them.

>>90866452
Not really
>The new student
>Steven & Connie wonders if the new student is either male or female
>Steven notices the lack of gem-inclusive bathrooms in the school
>Steven feels oppressed when the new white cisgendered teacher gives him an F

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>>90866533
>conservatards

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>>90866564
'conservatard' is a nice change of pace from the usual 'libtard' at least

I want a whole forgreworld dedicated to making Stevens. I want no control over his cut, or gem, personality or anything like that, I want it to be random, just as in real life. I just want him to act like my little brother. I'll love him forever.

>>90866227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoEBdCsrOVs

What will cure corruption /sug/?
Would you be mad if Peridot accidentally cured it doing something autistic?

>>90866505
looks likes lapis is taking a really satisfying piss

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I LIKE BIG GEMS AND I CANNOT LIE

>>90866466
>she wanted all humans to become hybrids
>Pink Diamond just wanted friends forever

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Instead of fucking around at the meme barn, Lapis should take up belly dancing.

>>90866668
more blunt than anything on steven universe.
why the fuck doesn't sugar just come out and say full force that yes pearl is gay for rose, not just hinting.

>>90866684
why does every other gem have big fat lips

>>90866671
>What will cure corruption /sug/?

Seeing as how it's been compared to shattering a Gem's mind, it'll probably be healed with Steven doing that "dream jumping" stuff.

>Would you be mad if Peridot accidentally cured it doing something autistic?

I would be if Peridot was actively involved with it.

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>>90866682
sounds hot

>>90866722
like 70% of the characters have nig lips

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Riddle me this, /sug/! Why is the Roaming Eye's panic button located in the REAR of the vehicle as opposed to where the pilot can reach it?

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>>90866668
live action though innit

i cant believe the nostalgia critic is an Su fan.

I'm legitimately pissed at 4chan for misleading me to thinking Lion 4 is releasing last night

great bait

>>90866730
I believe it was mentioned the diamond currupted them with something to do with sound waves, I think Steven will sing a song at a specific pitch and frequency to cure them.

>>90866751

The ship was meant to be piloted by Rubies, that should answer a LOT of your riddles.

>>90866789
leave

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>>90865957
This looks awful

>>90866762
same shit

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>>90866817
naw

animation is for kiddies innit mate

>>90866764
has he posted a new video or are you just talking about somthing old

>>90866739
Looks wet.

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Hey yall. Your friendly drawfriend here.

I managed to figure out the problem with getting a tumblr account and now I have one for anyone's pleasure.

https://the-magnum-ace.tumblr.com/ I don't have much on there at the moment but I am moving over everything as we speak from soup. All new art will be on tumblr.

Besides that. Who wants some requests?

>>90866791
Nope, sounds too obvious & retarded, instead, Steven combines his healing powers together with his psychic powers to heal corrupted gems

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>>90866789
>4chan
you have no reason to be here leddit

>>90866837
both are

>>90866688
Just like Rose, Pink liked plucky humans, but...

You grow attached to them, and then tine takes them away and they take a piece of you.

>>90866791
>I think Steven will sing a song at a specific pitch and frequency to cure them.

That wound't surprise me in the slightest, he'd basically be using the Gem's resonant frequency to heal them.

>>90866873
Ooh! Would you be willing to draw Martha doing something cute? I was thinking maybe have her watering some plants or something cozy like that.

>>90866789
>relaying on 4chan to know when a episode is coming out

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>>90866886
ye but live action disney shit is primarily for tweens, for all those little girlies whose lesbian phases are just blooming, compared to animation which is targeted at literal 8 year olds according to every cartoon-oriented network

>>90866874
Its going to happen, but cmon the song will be pretty decent.

>>90866709
Those legs need to be a bit longer.

Does anyone have that picture of Steven as Yellow Diamond's son where he has four different outfits?

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How long until ya boi Skinny Penis cucks Peridot?

>>90866998
gravity falls and their other cartoons have the same rating as their live action
if it were for young kids it wouldn't be rated tv-pg

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you'd visit her art show, right?

>>90866926
Sure just give me one moment

Right now I am just working to make sure I got everything ready because I am going to shut the soup account down.

>>90867100
No.

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>>90866873
Is it okay if you can draw Peridot as Pyrrha Nikos?

Please?

>>90867100

No, but I'd give everyone who does an introductory beating.

>>90867178
I will try

I can't make promises. But sure, after I get the other request done.

>>90866638
Thank you, that was the intention.

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>>90867218
God bless you

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>>90866812
Not my fault YOU made it awful.
Didn't say the hair had to be THAT light.

>>90867292
>Mexican Lapis
>Build Wall

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What if Jasper gave Steven a papercut infront of the other gems?

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>>90867292
at least we can all agree that white lapis is shit

>>90867100
>mr.pearl
How in Sam's hell would she pass as a male?

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>>90867100
certainly.
Good thing gems can't lose bodyparts.

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Is Navy best Ruby?

>>90867459
Yes

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>>90867459
no

>>90867443
it's a hipster thing

>>90867100
What kind of shitty exhibition would have a warhol ripoff anyway ?
I know quotation is a big thing in modern art, but this would be the most basic thing either.

>>90867100
>Some shitty Andy Warhol rip off tribute to a psychopath
No

>>90867459

The only good Ruby is one that been shattered and studded onto the head of a drill bit.

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>>90867443
>how would pearl pass as a male
pretty fucking easily

>>90867559
Ever*

>>90867561
Ma man.

>>90867561
which one's the psychopath?

>>90867579
I remember a tumblr artist who made her look male, as in lean but muscular, with a fucking goatee, but insisted people said "she" because muh pronouns and nonbinary

>>90867678
The green one

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>>90867681
that's gross
i just meant how she always wears guys clothes now and isnt as feminine

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>>90865239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LkUiztXt2K

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>>90867292
It's a little too dark.

>>90867681
i know exactly what you're thinking of but i can't find any of it

i always found it a little odd too but oh well i guess, people can have their headcanons. ive seen peridot get a similar treatment with artists making her look suddenly like an attractive male anime character

>>90867749
Her basic outfit is still more or less a ballet outfit.

>>90867790
That'll depend on the lighting too. Daylight lapis is pretty freaking bright, I based mine more on nighttime lapis.

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>>90866926
here ya go baby cakes

sorry it took so long, I am juggling things here

>>90867790
Also it doesn't have to perfectly match the grayscale screenshot anyway, I just meant that the original contrast/blance should be (emphasis on should) relatively kept so the transition to human colors feels more natural.

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>>90867836
its a lot more masculine and doesn't have any transparent frilly things

>>90867871
now it's my turn

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>>90867908
pearl is all frills and girly things to me

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>>90867908
Looks girly to me.

>>90867908
Now these are some square shoulders.
Talk about manly.

>>90867978
>>90867940
>>90867908
She's androgynous. It's kind of the whole point of making her the middle point between a warrior and a ballet dancer.

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>>90867940
I can't see her like that anymore

>>90867906
You don't even follow your own color theory bullshit

>>90867786
Maybe I will.

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>>90866485

>>90868065
It's about balance, anon, theory is just the starting point. Not my fault the crewniverse made her fucking neon lately.

>>90866318
Sapphire keel over and dies

>>90865906
silence how? It was never supposed to air on the 23rd. That was just a placeholder date that has happened before when previous episode titles were 'leaked'. Why would a new episode randomly air on a Thursday after all those announcements moving new premieres to Friday?

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>>90868057
Too bad the "with children" part would kill her.

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>>90868088
Please do. I live to please in a low effort shitty sort of way.

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>>90868099
>lately

She's been the same color since season one

>>90868092
Not OR, but thank you

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>>90868055
>implying girls can't be warriors and girly at the same time

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>>90867431
delicious brown is god

>>90866318
holly blue being sexually harassed when walking past amethysts
basically her getting her ass spanked and not being able to do anything about it

>>90868181
this.
retards can't piece together that her colors look brighter if you put her in a brighter enviroment

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>>90868197

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>>90868220
innit

>>90868181
don't worry that anon is just from tumblr

>>90867790
You two do realize there are multiple ways of converting a colored image to grayscale (converting an RGB or HSV vector to a grayscale scalar), and the choice between them is completely arbitrary? The whole "intensity" talk is complete nonsense.

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>>90867871
Thanks a bunch, man

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>>90868164
god I miss Al Bundy. And Jack Malloy. And Mr Floppy. God damn Mr Floppy was a childhood icon to me.

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>>90868220
some cute stuff right there

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>>90868277
>that tattoo
>that outfit
>delicious brown Lapis on top of that

>>90868092
We need a Pearl, Yearl and Bloople comfy sleepover episode, its happening right?

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>>90868340

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>>90868344
we need more of these two generally

>>90868092
adorable

>>90868340
>Getting hard over one of the most basic bitch tattoos ever.

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>>90868404
Pearl shouldn't fight Pearls
>>90868426
Oh leave him alone.

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>>90867178
Here ya go.

Enjoy!

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>>90867044
This?

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i found some nice art in someones portfolio, now im trying to find larger version of some pictures.

>>90868496
Casual Homeworld Duds Steven reminds me of Noctis.

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>>90868496
I would fug Yellow Steven he looks like the kind of guy who's acts tough but is a sweet heart in bed.
I want to hold his hand tight while I fug him.

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>>90868496
Would Lapis still be deeply in love with this evil Steven in this timeline?

Cant imagine what it'll be like for a new intern to view the episodes the crew are currently pitching for the first time.
I would imagine their at least on season 6 at this point, anything could of happened.

>>90867347
Death by gang rape.

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>>90868615
I wish Pearl still had that hairstyle, the slightly messy hair fits her

>>90867443
Aside from the voice and the clothes she's pretty androgynous anon.

>>90868784
I like the think the messy hair was to do with her bloodthirsty nature from being recently defective. I hope we get to see her fodderize more homeworld gems when they arrive on earth

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>>90868756
GARNET'S GONNA FORCE FUSE WITH JASPER?

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>>90868784
She only has that style when shes going through some stuff.

>>90865182
>7PM EDT

Can you post it in GMT so civilized people can read it?

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How do you think Lapis would react if she found out another gem or a human raped Steven?

>>90868936
Shut up, these posts are never interesting or funny.

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There's a reason why Pearl looks and dresses like a man.

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>>90868615
https://twitter.com/livielightyear/media?lang=en
Here you go
It took me SO LONG to find this one tho, it's chuckfull of star wars and twitter doesn't really have a search-in-media function that I know of
also, please append :orig to the URL when saving twitter images

>>90868985
kys

>>90868936
corner steven and lapiss all over his face to cleanse him

>>90868277
This kind of girls are great lays.

>>90868488
o hell yea

>>90868936
She would feel angry over being too late. She would still rape Steven herself, but would make it extra nasty both to vent off and to "punish" him for not saving his cherry for her. Possibly while crying about Steven not loving her strong enough.

Would Leggy make a good sla- I mean servant?

>>90868992
wow you found that pretty quick, i've been searching the twitter for may a bit now, but yeah, lot of star wars.

thanks

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>>90869149
theres already gems for that

>>90869149
Leggy would start of cute and submissive and then quickly making you the slave. Watch out for lil,leggy and rubies in general.

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>>90869267
lapis

>>90868985
Penises don't make you a man.

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>>90869219
I'm used to quickly scrolling through images and recognizing them, it's basically all you think I do
:^)

>>90869247
>Pearls outfit was a nirvana parody
>The other Pearl's didn't get album parody shirts as well
T R I G G E R E D

>>90867100
Peridot makes better meepmorps

>>90868669
SAME ANON, SAME!

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>>90869353
kys immediately

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where will you be when SU gets cancelled because jack is new daddy?

>>90869247
GEMS WEARING HUMAN CLOTHES IS CUTE
CUUUUUUUTE

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Canon

>>90869317
turned out i was only a few scrolls away anyway

also, wow, the :orig thing. I'd have been saving images for ants without that. 4x size difference

so double thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzOYvkxwio0ty5sT9QJY6cA

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>>90869590
which is why pearl is best gem

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I hope everyone is having a nice, relaxing, emotionally stable weekend.


I'm looking at you, Pearlfags.
Jasperfags, don't do anything drastic either.
As for everyone else, I'm keeping an eye on you lot.

>>90869522
>Two different networks
>Lmao jack gonna cancel SU

Sure bud.
Good attempt at starting a reason for SUfags to hate Samurai Jack, but we all know it's a pretty fucking good show and have no beef with it.

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>>90869522
>no townie episodes
>lots of action
>deep adult themes
jack confirmed new dad

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>>90869603
forgot pic

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>>90869522
Why would a show in a completely different time zone and programming block effect another outside its block?
Why would you use something happy like Jack coming back for shitposting?
Why would losing variety in programming be something to celebrate?
Why would at the most hypothetical version of your proposed statement, a revival of action cartoons make the fan base for an emotionally focused comedy/drama show suddenly lose interest in their core market?

>>90869634
i just wanted to talk about it honestly. i'd be sad if SU got cancelled

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>>90869624
You aren't my mom.

why are you sad all the time?

When is the new episode

>>90869750
1969

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Who's his favorite gem?

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>>90869704

Because posting AO3 links gets you banned now.

>>90866751
It's because it's used as a method to drop Rubies to the planet. not specifically as a panic button.

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>>90869691

so?

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>>90869636
i'm glad his back too anon

>>90867011
The problem is if that works, that means that all the corrupted gems can be cured at once, which means it won't happen until the finale. While if each gem needs to be cured individually, that's a good way of spreading it out.

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>>90869623
But so is Peridot

>>90869750
The 31st of February 2018

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>>90869704
Because despite being young (22) I feel like my failure to have an emotionally satisfying relationship since my last serious girlfriend broke up with me over 2 years ago is proof I will never find what I see as "true" love ever again which is stupid on many levels yet when I tell myself that it only makes me more more upset at myself!

>>90866791
>inb4 the healing song is the main theme

>>90869852
dude underwear XDDD

Would Navy make a good wife?

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>>90869806
>Steven has HOW MANY AUNTS?

>>90869844
The currupted gems will all be cured at once, why do people think it'll be an individual thing? Way too long and repetitive.

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>>90869776
For the second time, Jasper

>>90869927
I think regular ruby is the best wife because she's already a wife.

>>90869927
No, she's a slut

>>90869927
No, she would betray you

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>>90869870

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>>90869935
reminds me of that time in the muppet christmas carol where rizzo the rat mentions how many thousand brothers and sisters he has

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>>90868092
OR
Thanks anon

>>90870045
I want Greg and Pearl to get another episode together

>>90869870
>since my last serious girlfriend broke up with me over 2 years ago
>2 years
Oh, boo hoo hoo. Try being 27 and NEVER having had a girlfriend or even kissed or held hands with a girl. Then you can complain.

>>90870045
Thank you persons who's hands look like they skate.

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Steven imagining a bunch of gem AUs when?

>>90869791
Why?

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Are there any Gems that are confirmed to NOT have a penis? I'm tired of feeling gay while jerking off to the Gems.

>>90870201
A-anon...
They don't have genitals unless they shapeshift them
Peridot since she can't shapeshift

>>90870201
Lapis, Sapphire, Pearl.

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>>90869624
Thanks anon
I'm trying

I hope you are as well.

>>90870247
If anything, Peridot's the most likely TO have a penis, since Rose had to shapeshift a vagina.
>>90870263
Pearl is confirmed to have one.

>>90870263
>names two of the gems with the most famous penises on the entire show

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>The shop in my area that has these in stock is closed today.

FUCK!

>>90870189

It's a single mod that has some sort of vendetta against fanfics in general, he also deletes Homestuck threads on sight.

The good news is that he's the only mod that enforces it, so that means you're safe if he's not on.

>>90870247
Oh yeah, Peridot.

>>90870319
Yeah come on, Lapis and Sapphire are fucking monsters.

>>90870391
Sapphy has pusspuss

>>90870126
>I want Greg and Pearl to get another episode together
Never going to happen. Pearl is paired with a character 1000 times more interesting and deep than him now. Greg should just be killed off and deleted from the show at this point.

>>90870319
>>90870317
Fan art is not canon. Pearls are receivers and the whale dick is not a part of Lapis but just a whale.

>>90870423
That's not what Lapis said.

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>>90870432
>18 inches
>receiver

>>90870478
I'm still wondering why Pearl had a massive boner in that flash game.

>>90870317
>Pearl is confirmed to have one.
Amber's fatass girlfriend who doesn't even work on the show doesn't count, retard

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SAPPHY

THE BABIES ARE KICKING!

>>90870381
>checks Amazon
Lapis (12 left in stock)
Peridot (Warning: 2 left in stock)
Welp, gotta order

>>90870431
>Pearl is paired with a character 1000 times more interesting and deep than him now
who?

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>>90870542

>>90870478
>>90870507
Strapons

>>90870542
hurry now because the Pearl ones were sold out for like a year

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>>90870542
>Peridot
>Warning: 2 left in stock

Called it, it was the same case with this fucker when I went to Hot Topic last wee-

>Flocked Lion is also a Hot Topic exclusive.

FUCK!

>>90870542
>>90870381
Why do you people want these things? Like yes I collect figurines and make gundam models but like come on these things are horrific

>>90870581
Who wears a strap-on while sword-fighting?

>>90870573
>>90870588
I just ordered the Peridot one and it cost me £26 with postage.

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>>90870311
I'm fine, just mulling over plans for the coming week.

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what would Pearl think of Titanic

>>90870247
Zuke confirmed Peridot's tentadick.

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>>90870542
I don't even like these but thanks to you I just rush ordered a Rose.
Should only be 4 left in stock now for those interested.

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>>90870616

Because they're one the few pieces of official SU merchandise you can pick up barring Zag Toys bullshit.

>>90870681
>Zuke
>Confirming shit.
>

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>>90870621
>tfw preordered Peridot for £7.99 with free shipping

>>90870712
She confirmed it on her private blog.

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>>90870713
>>90870621
>tfw youre both autists who pay actual money for a memegem

>>90870713
>Just spent £70 on some Zelda Amiibos
>£26 on Peridot POP, thinking about Lapis too as its also £20+ and she'll be sold out very soon
>£160 on clothes the other day
>£500 in 3 weeks
Thank god payday is around the corner jesus

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>>90866189
Good thing it's purple then.

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Decided to come back to draw something extra for ya.

It's a amazonian au

I don't know where I am gonna go with it but that's part of the fun.

I am willing to draw more of this if anyone likes it/has ideas.

>>90870881
I have them all anon, gotta complete the set

Well except Connie, fuck her

>>90870881
I actually am an autistic Perifag, I'll probably leave Lapis, her next to Peridot will just remind me of Lapidot.

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>>90866751
It's not meant for Rubies to pilot, that's most likely so the pilot is safe to return to base while other soldiers land on planet.

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>>90870934
>I have them all anon, gotta complete the set.

Even flocked Lion?

>Well except Connie, fuck her

Funnily enough, Connie hasn't even been shipped to stores yet.