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What the fuck is his problem?

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>conqueror the world
>defeated Jack

And yet all he does is just mop around and act moody. Wtf did he expect to happen with his plan?
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>>90856679
He's bored, Jack just became another resistance fighter.
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>>90856679
I mean, it could be worse
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>defeated Jack
No he hasn't?
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>Wtf did he expect to happen with his plan?
He literally lines his plan out and why it didn't work in the therapy session.
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>>90856779
Jack has no sword, talks to rocks, and is on the brink of suicide. All the time portals are gone.

He done boi
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>>90856800
>I kind of just expected the samurai to...
>DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90856800
He said he'd hoped Jack would just die with time, right?

Well what did he expect after Jack died? Dude's bored af without him
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>>90856835
This. I expect aku to be happy as fuc when Jack gets his shit together and comes for him
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>>90856763
>Bleedman
Fuking ew
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>>90856835
Dude's bored because he's locked himself in his bedroom waiting for Jack to die of old age instead of conquering and being UNSPEAKABLE EEEEVIL.
There was like two thousand years of no Jack between time portals, remember.

If he knew Jack didn't have The Sword he'd be back at it in a jiffy.
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>>90856679
He thought Jack would die of old age

Aku didn't defeat Jack, they're at a stalemate
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>>90856835
It's because Aku is paranoid that Jack will still kill him. He thought he could outsmart him, and just not engage him in fights that would potentially kill him, but now he has to worry about his life for eternity until he can actually kill Jack.
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>aku and scaramouth are wacky as shit
>everyone else is incredibly serious buisness
i like the dichotomy
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>>90856805
He apparently doesn't know Jack doesn't have the sword, even though he knows he has a beard. Also there could still be a time portal, maybe Aku didn't know about the one the Guardian was guarding
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>>90856931
So he basically became a basement dwelling NEET out of fear that Jack would hurt him were he to go out again?
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>>90856953
>Jack is on the verge of suicide
>Aku is talking to literal pieces of shit about his floor he had vacuumed
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>>90856679
He's stressed out continuously that Jack is still alive and thus could destroy the evil that is Aku. It's a sword of Damocles that he just can't get rid of so he's choosing to ignore it but after 50 years that isn't working anymore.
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>>90857000
>Pepe fails to kill Wojak and spends 50 years in his basement filling up piss bottles and REEEE'ING at himself
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>ignore major problem for fifty years
>it doesn't just go away
The procrastinator's worst nightmare.
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>>90856909
>two thousand years of Aku
>Earth become an intergalatic planet
>technology advanced beyond what normal Earth could ever be
>Alien everywhere
>sentient robot

Doesn't seem that UNSPEAKABLE EVIL to me
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>>90856679

He decided to just send people after Jack instead of doing jack shit, thinking he would die out of oldness

Instead that went against him. So he act like his own psychiatrist for the hell of amusement.

The thing is, why did he never bother to leave the planet? does he fear being in space?
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>>90856679
Aku is the embodiment of shortsighted, petty evil. He's never truly happy because he's never truly satisfied. He has no capacity to appreciate anything but the temporal, and the temporal is inherently short-lived.

Whenever we see Aku having fun he's actively making someone miserable or indulging in some short term pleasure. He lives for hedonism, but hedonism is ultimately empty if it doesn't lead anywhere, and Aku doesn't have the ability to move beyond what he is.
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>>90857132
The bit where Aku murders entire cities every week is pretty evil
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>>90856679

>His last resort was send Jack to the future

>Aku had all that time to fuck shit up

>Jack arrives

>Aku needs to make sure he doesn't find time portals and doesn't get hurt with his sword

>Aku manages to destroy all the time portals and decides to wait it out until he dies

>He doesn't

>>>>>>Aku doesn't know Jack lost his sword
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>>90857132
We don't know how far into the future it is. Earth could be pretty behind
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>>90857145
Aku went to the Amakandi planet no problem, so no, he doesn't afraid of space
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So is Aku in hiding because he fears Jack?
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>>90857152
I disagree, Aku knows when to have fun and when to let things lie. If he didn't, he would have torched the Earth completely already. He lets enough people prosper so that he can have fun tearing them down later.
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>>90857413
He is not hiding. He just stopped going outside doing shit because he got fed up trying to kill Jack. So he decided to just sit at his home and wait it out. Then gets depressed that Jack won't die from old age
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>>90856679
> What the fuck is his problem?

>receives literally poop tributes from poop races
>his scientists can only come up with the same variation of beattle robots
>accidentally made the only human that could kill him immortal

Yeah I would be depressed too
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>>90856679
Why doesn´t Aku just throw Jack into another portal into the future?
That way he would have his peace and quiet for another 1000 years or so.
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>>90857132
He turned Earth into hypermulticulti shithole
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>>90857800
Jack probably wouldn't let himself be thrown into the future twice. He knows to stay away from Aku Portals.
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>>90856763
Is the mother of that child who I think it is? Is the crackship at least played up for laughs?
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>>90857132
Multiculturalism, globalism, selling the planet's resources to foreigners and mass immigration are pretty evil desu.
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>>90856679

He was at his best when he was tormenting the foolish Samurai, but now that he chose to wait for Jack to die for 50 years he find his rein to be a boring one.

He should just admit he misses Jack as a Rival as his Nemesis, Aku is nothing with out some one to appose him.
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>>90857656
So he got bored of trying to kill Jack because he never succeeded and decided he'd wait, but now he can't stop thinking about him?

Why doesn't he go out and just try to kill him again
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>>90857413
He realized that Samurai can't fight an empire alone and he is always more dangerous one versus one, so he just decided to wait out for him to die...but he apparently doesn't age, so he doesn't know what to do.
>Samurai can kill you with his magic sword
>He does not age
>No one can kill him
>You just sit home all day hoping that someone will manage to kill him
If he knew that his sword is gone he would fuck Samurai up.
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>>90858096
No, this isn't some willy nilly jocker batman bullshit, every time Aku got rekt was when he fought Samurai and fighting samurai is risk on his life even if the time portals are destroyed. He is bored because he has been sitting in his lair for fifty fucking years not doing shit in hopes of Samurai dying eventually from something at all.
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>>90858096
>>90858139
Which is generally a good tactic for any immortal being, if you have a mortal chasing you, just avoid him for long enough, he will die because of SOMETHING at some point, but he won't get killed due to his skills and he won't age, so it's two immortals that fear each other and can't get rid of each other.
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>>90858096
If he goes outside, the Samurai could kill him. Aku's otherwise immortal, so he doesn't mind waiting a couple decades for Jack to either get too old to fight or some assassin to get lucky and succeed. It's just taking so damn long that Aku's beginning to go stir crazy and wonder if anything's actually going to kill this guy.
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Did Aku EEE-RRRA-DI-CATE the Guardian's portal as well? I mean if he missed that one he could have missed others.
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>>90858096

Because we was 100% sure the foolish samurai would die of old age if he wait it out, so he sat at home just doing his usual shit.

He won't go after him because he's afraid there is something jack will do to kill him, and he can't allow that to happen even if Jack doesn't have his sword.

Aku is afraid, but right now he's going batshit insane of boredom

>"This is a safe space, we don't mention his name here"
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>>90856679
He's the epitome of a villain. Deep down, they know they will completely be bored out of their minds when they get what they want without anyone stopping them. What CAN they do after that?
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>>90856763
bleedman is so fucing nasty
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Aku's voice was alright.
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I hope they redeem Aku, he doesn't seem endgame to me.
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>>90858810
baldwin sounded alright, but his Aku sounds kind of Mexican.
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>>90856763
GREAT
FLAMING
EYEBROWS
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>>90858383
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>>90858862
>redeem Aku
>Not endgame
What the fuck am I reading
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>>90858383
>and he can't allow that to happen even if Jack doesn't have his sword.
It was made further clear this episode that he doesn't know Jack doesn't have his sword, though. Otherwise, he would just go and kill him.
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>>90859042
I hope we see more banter between ghost and rugged Jack. Especially after the inevitable team up with the redeemable daugter
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>>90859042
why does OG jack's head look so skinny in comparison to seasons 1-4
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>>90859042
He's just such a cartoony silly villain. He seems very out of place this season.
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>>90859108
Same, I love angry, bitter, old Jack.

>>90859166
Different artists+time+artstyle evolution

>>90859285
>He didn't watch Birth of Evil
>He didn't watch Jack and the Zombies
>He didn't pay attention at all to the previous 4 seasons
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>>90859285
Aku has always been like that. He switches between ridiculous and terrifying based on his mood. One day he orders bounty hunters like they're pizza, then the next day he's burning down a village and forcing them to pray to him as a god.
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who exactly is the shadowy horseman figure that keeps showing up? did they explain that and i missed it?
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>>90859516
How the hell did you miss it?
It was clearly laid out, he's as yet unexplained Shadowy Horseman Figure
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>>90856762
>Jack just became another resistance fighter.

Not just that. Jack can't kill Aku, but he also just won't die, so Aku's pretty much stuck dealing with him forever.
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>>90859452
>One day he orders bounty hunters like they're pizza

Extra Thicc?
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Aku isn't bored you idiots, he's just afraid to fight Jack 1 on 1 because he could die. He's been waiting for Jack to be killed or die of old age but neither appears to be happening so he's essentially frustrated to the point of mopping around.
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>>90859666

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RMewtbRxPQ
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>>90859807
stop, never post anything like this again
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Was the unspeakable evil a fart?
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>>90859807
KEK
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>>90859807
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>>90859963
You know they really should've just painted defoes face green in spider man 1,his regular smile is far more sinister than a power ranger mask
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>>90859807
kek
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>>90860167
dafoe is fucking great, loved him in John Wick>>90860126
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>>90860324
>that music that plays during that scene
movie is too good to exist
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>Literal shit people made out of shit get to have an audience with Aku
>"Daughters of Aku" talk to a statue of him

WHAT
DID
THEY
MEAN
BY
THIS?
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>>90860382
they somehow made marylin manson sound good
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>>90856679
It's the Joker/Batman thesis. The enemy (The Joker/Aku) without a hero to opposite and defeat (Batman/Jack) will lose all meaning and get bored. Why do you think Aku was so giddy when Jack finally arrived thousands of years later when Aku sent him forward in time.
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>>90860382
That movie has the best scene in any movie to date for me
>that fucking nobody is John Wick
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>>90860324
>watching John Wick 2
>the camera pans over to a pencil
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>>90860499
a fucking pencil
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>>90859807
This is better than Greg Baldwin.
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>>90856679
I'm watching the new saw but never watched the original and honestly I don't want to sit before 4 seasons of a 10+ years old cartoon.

Can someone make me a sinopsis of what happened?

Or I'll get it if I just watch the s01e01 and the s04 last episode?
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Is the king and his coffins supposed to mean something? And I dont understand the wolf vs tigers scene either.
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>>90860452
In this case, it's more one-sided and less meaningful.

Aku feels bored yet anxious.
Jack is going nuts and anxious.
At this point, neither one wants to meet the other.
This will eventually develop into Aku realizing Jack has no sword and launching an all out attack.
Jack fights without a sword, a McGuffin shows up and he gets his sword back, alongside his true spirit.
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>>90860538
>And I dont understand the wolf vs tigers scene either.
Well I knew that people on /co/ are retarded, but that's just abysmal.
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>>90860520
The synopsis is ur a faget
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>>90860538
I'm pretty sure the wolf/tiger thing was just showing what Jack's doing will end in a pyrrhic victory
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>>90857132
He destroyed other planets to make Earth a intergalactic planet.

like the first episode where the water people needed to take refuge on earth because Aku destroyed their planet.
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>>90860538
>And I dont understand the wolf vs tigers scene either.
Yeah I dont get why they interspersed scenes of a pure white wolf getting its ass kicked between scenes of jack getting his ass kicked
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>>90860538
Sounds like your skull is EX-TRA THICK
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>>90860538
the king is royalty, dead royalty, jack is royalty
jack was hiding in a coffin

the coffins looked a lot like the holocaust memorial in berlin, plus fireflies, fire etc.
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>>90860617
Ah, so Samurai Jack is actually a commentary on how the holocaust could not have actually happened.
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>>90860617
yeah yeah, we remember the 6 million okay. Give it a rest.
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>>90860520
Here is a guide for you.
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>>90860401
Is it even confirmed that Aku knows about the daughters of Aku? They could just be part of ome fanatic cult, unless I missed something in the first episode
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>>90860701

On the contrary, it's confirmed he doesn't have the slightest idea they exist. His last scene this episode was wishing there was someone who could get rid of the samurai.
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>>90860617
You kidding? Those stone slab style coffins are all over fantasy media whether or not they have a basis in historical fact. You'd be more likely to be right claiming he stole it from LotR than from the Holocaust Museum.
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>>90859807
Not bad

Needs more guttural work
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>>90860698
>When you notice she has 3 hands on the middle right panel
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>>90860736
could be
the initial shot really reminded me of that memorial though, the scene soundtrack reminded me of tango of death
could be because i was a denier when i went there the first time so it left an impression on me when i learnt the facts
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>>90860452
It's a little different with Aku. The Joker enjoys playing his games with Batman, but it seems like Aku's not finding joy in throwing robots at Jack anymore, and he just wants to get a final victory already.

Maybe he'd be happier if he went out to personally confront Jack, except he's not doing that; he's just trying to avoid the guy and hoping he'll drop dead on his own. Is he completely bored of messing with Jack? Or so scared shitless of him that he doesn't dare to approach him anymore? One of their final confrontations in season 4 made it look like Jack was getting pretty close to a point where he might defeat Aku.
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>>90859807
lol
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>>90859516
Probably some personification of Jack's issues.
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>>90859807
100/100
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>>90860401
Aku sometimes bans people from seeing him (can't remember the episode, but it happened)

The cult must have got on his nerves so he told them to gtfo. Now they want to redeem themselves.
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>>90860834
those are her knuckles i think
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>>90858096
Because Jack fucks him up whenever they've fought.
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>>90856679
He has not defeated Jack. Here's the rundown since it seems you missed it.

Aku conquered the world. Awesome. Now Jack is there fucking everything up. He tried to kill Jack before, but never worked. In fact, he usually gets his own ass kicked.

So instead he plays the game of Attrition. Destroy EVERY possible method of Jack returning to the past and let TIME kill Jack.

SOMEHOW Jack is staying immortal, though, and Aku is stuck with a problem.

He can't personally kill Jack at risk of getting his own ass kicked.
His own machines and bounty hunters have been doing jack shit for 50 years.

He does NOT know about the missing Sword or the Sisters of Aku. So for all he knows, Jack is just running circles fucking up his stuff and he can't do anything.

It's like being stuck in a multiplayer match that's ranked with a shitty team on your side and an OP Play-hard team as enemies that kill you right out of spawn, but you can't leave because if you do you get severe penalties, so you have to wait it out.

BUT THEN the timer breaks so the game is unending.
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>>90856679
>Defeated Jack
He doesn't know how broken Jack is nor does he know that Jack lost his sword (otherwise he'd be jumping on the first train to murder him himself). Living constantly with the annoyance of Jack busting into his lair, trying to kill him for 50 years has left him too tired and emotionally exhausted to give a fuck, he can't even fucking wait it out because Jack is now an ageless immortal.
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>>90860858
Jack is really good at fighting, and Aku's worried that Jack might eventually kill him one day, as he also has the only weapon capable of even injuring him.

At least, as far as Aku knows. If he knew Jack didn't have the sword anymore, he'd be out there pummeling Jack ASAP.
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>>90860858
>One of their final confrontations in season 4 made it look like Jack was getting pretty close to a point where he might defeat Aku.
Every single time that Jack fought Aku, we saw Jack completely own the fight and Aku being forced to flee.
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>>90857132
>Two thousand years of destroying humans until they seem an endangered species on their own planet.
>Earth became a REFUGEE planet for other planets Aku fucked over, just so they can be psuedo-slaves
>Technology advanced for the purpose of domination and fucking over anyone against Aku
>Alien refugees everywhere
>Sentient robots (Either super killers going around destroying whole villages or in the same shit situation as Alien Refugees)

Context is a helluva game changer.
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>>90860509
who the fuck does that?
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>>90857800
Because he still wouldn't be dead. Aku wants Jack dead; not to delay the inevitable any further.
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>>90860996
If you watch in Chronological order, that isn't the case.
He improves a lot as the show goes on.
In season 1 he struggles to defeat Aku
In season 4, he wails on him with ease.
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>>90861024
I feel like the delivery in the second movie wasnt all that great, the first one still gives me chills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPgY_V4QNQ
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>>90860950
>His own machines and bounty hunters have been doing jack shit for 50 years.
>jack shit
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>>90860996
This. I'm watching the series through the first time right now and I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why Aku is supposed to be intimidating when every time they've fought Jack has beat his ass like a pinata.
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>>90860955
He's just ageless, not immortal.
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So, if this season has the same amount of episodes as seasons 1-4, when do you think Aku will find out the obvious about Jack?

Also, how fucked is every villain now, with Jack now more than willing to kill even humans if he absolutely has to without giving a fuck?
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>>90861108
because aku is slippery and can and has fucked up everyone but jack
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>>90860520
just watch the first 3 episodes, and then (in no particular order) jack & the scotsman, jack & the travelling creatures, samurai vs ninja, jack and the lava monster, samurai vs samurai, aku's fairy tales, jack and the monks, jack and the blind archers, 4 seasons of death, the good the bad & the beautiful, the princess and the bounty hunters, jack & the ultra robots, jack and the hunters, & the aku infection. then finally watch birth of evil part 1 & 2. off the top of my head that covers about all the best episodes, they're all well worth your time watching them
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>>90861108
Because Jack's weapon is the only thing that can harm him, so as long as Aku avoids this one person (who travels on foot) he can do whatever he wants to the rest of the universe.
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>>90861108
Well, the main reason is because everything other than the sword Jack had can't do diddly shit against Aku, and Aku can be able to absorb and use all weapons and projectiles against his foes if he wishes to. Kinda the main reason Aku took over easily after removing Jack and the sword for so many centuries.
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>>90861128
I can't remember the episode names since it's been years. Are any of those Demongo?
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>>90861117
he is not invincible, he seems to be immortal though
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>>90861108
Because he's not intimidating. He has never been intimidating. He's always been a weaselly, comic character. He's weak.

>What the fuck is his problem?
He can't step out of his cave because murderous samurai is actively hunting him. He's "conquered the world" but can't enjoy any of it because he's a prison in his own lair.
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>Aku's life right now
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>>90861128
>no Scotsman saves Jack
>>90861169
Demongo has his name in a title. None of these are Demongo.
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>>90861197
Alright then.

>>90861128
>no Demongo
What the fuck are you doing?
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>>90861019
Are refugees such a bad thing?
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>>90861179
"Immortal" means no death, period.
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>>90861190
>Aku finds and finally kills Jack
>assumes he has finally won
>one week later celebrates the death of the samurai at last
>[steel slicing noises]
>his robotic guests are sliced, diced and ded
>turn around
>another samurai wearing the same garbs and using the same sword now before him
>Aku finds out that the moment one samurai dies using it, another takes its place
>the sword will literally not stop trying to murder Aku, no matter how many samurai it takes, until nothing remains of him
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>>90861259
>Jack was just the chosen wielder
>the real conflict is about Aku and the sword
Reminds me of Zelda
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>>90861169
>>90861197
>>90861221
damn, i knew i'd forget some. honestly not a big fan of demongo but every episode with the scotsman is great
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>>90861259
>Aku finds out that the moment one samurai dies using it, another takes its place
>the sword will literally not stop trying to murder Aku, no matter how many samurai it takes, until nothing remains of him

Reminds me of the beast spear, even chased its target all across China despite having no one holding it.
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>>90861128
I'm not a fan of Aku's Fairy Tales.
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>>90859807
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>>90857132
It's the general tone.

He basically turned almost everything into a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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>>90859807
>that laugh

kek, anon you should contact gendy and replace baldwin
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>>90859807
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ITS LISTED AT 5 FUCKING GRAND
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>>90861463
I doubt Genndy would listen, but i'll gladly do any requests as the show progresses. I'll even do some Scaramouch.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dunZ0APpNO
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>>90859807
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>>90861539
>ScaraMOUUUUUUUCH
that was godly
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>>90861108
Are you forgetting the episode where Aku get a hold of the sword and straight up horror movie stalks Jack's ass? Aku was beating the everloving shit out of him
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>>90860520
Necessary episodes:
- S1E1
- S1E2
- S1E3
- S1E11
- S3E6
- S3E11
- S3E12

Maybe relevant:
- S1E6
- S2E1
- S2E6
- S2E12
- S4E4

Good shit episodes:
- S1E7
- S1E10
- S2E5
- S1E13
- S4E1
-S4E3
- S4E5
- S4E9 EXTRA THICC
- S4E11
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>>90861573
Haven't gotten to that yet.
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>>90861257
This isn't dragon ball z dumbass.
Immortal means death can not come from natural causes.
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>>90857105

Underrated post
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>>90857803
>>90857934
It's not multiculturalism if everyone has one culture/culture doesn't exists.
Also I'm pretty sure religion is prohibited too.
Correct term is globalism.
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>>90861658
Is Aku a religion?
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>>90861658
It's multiculturalism. The original series has tons of cultures, some even untouched (mostly) by Aku.

I think the main part about Aku being evil is that he murders people all the time, but that's just me.
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>>90859807
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RMewtbRxPQ

>that pronunciation on "waifu"
>dat laugh

8/10 anon, not bad at all, you should apply to Adultswim
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>>90861019
>>90857187
>>90857363
>>90857803
>>90857934
>>90860581
>>90861019
>>90861438
Can't really rember any sort of forced labor from humnan side.
Luxury>Freedom/culture
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>>90861728
>Can't really rember any sort of forced labor from humnan side.
Jump Good.
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>>90861539
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dunZ0APpNO
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>>90861614
It literally derives from "Not" and "Mortalis", the latter of which comes from "Mors" (death). No death.
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>>90861728
>Can't really rember any sort of forced labor from humnan side

Uh?
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>>90861703
Yes
>>90861710
Outside of cities.Jack spend most of his time in the wilderness.
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>>90861835
>>90861809
How did humans from first episode allowed their lifestyles then?
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Aku's first plan was to hide from the samurai, but the samurai instead went looking for portal to destroy Aku in the past. With the portals gone, we're back to plan A, but the samurai is unable to die, so the hunt goes on forever.
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>>90861858
Cities had a variety of cultures too.
The mobsters are clearly culturally different than the underwater people.

Why is this important though? Aku murders people. All the time. For no reason.
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>>90861728
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>>90861881
The existence of slavery does not mean every person is a slave.
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>>90861881
Dunno, just because some people are enslaved doesn't mean all people are enslaved.

Slavery is pretty minor compared to other shit Aku has done.
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>>90861905
they are exercising
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>>90856956
The scientists who were trying to escape the planet had a way back to the past that didn't rely on portals.
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>No one ever mentions Jack Tales
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>>90860701
Daughters of Aku is the name of the fanatic cult.
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>>90861941
This can all be explained if time travel to the past is impossible and everyone who THOUGHT they could do it were wrong, including Aku.
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>>90859807
Pls replace new aku
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>>90856679
>What the fuck is his problem?
His problem is he doesn't sound like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwWaWlqDfzk

And this guy isn't even being payed to sound like Mako.
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>>90861987
What about it?
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>>90856679
this is the end game for all evil villains
they will get bored of being king of the hill eventually and they wouldn't know what to do with the free time since they rule everything.
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>>90862127
He's not "bored of being king", he's got cabin fever because he's gone full HIKKI-NEET waiting for Jack to die
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>>90862042
>>90859807
If I had to guess, Samurai Jack is a Guild show and if you're not a member of the Actor's Guild you can't get hired.
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anyone got a megalink? tired of watching it on computer
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>He doesn't know Jack doesn't have the sword
Even if he doesn't, its still a Magic sword designed specifically to kill you. Its still out there somewhere. How would Aku know if the sword wouldn't just appear in front of Jack when he attacked, or pull some other kind of magic sword trick. Best to stay safe in your neet cave.
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>>90862381
>How would Aku know if the sword wouldn't just appear in front of Jack when he attacked
Sounds like something 3 dickish gods I won't name would do.
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>>90862436
Explain
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>>90862436
>>90862445
Because the Egyptian God Ra is a huge fucking troll and wouldn't even answer Jack's question about a Time Portal before he went back to Egyptian Heaven.
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>>90862445
The three gods that forged the sword originally that have occasionally stepped in to help Jack when things looked bleak (Like Ra blasting the minions of Set).
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>>90857105
I love how Aku is just as crazy as Jack is.
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>>90861257
Jack is immortal though. Too skilled to be killed, and age doesn't slow him down.
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>>90857800
Or a portal that leaves in on the sun or in space, even the moon will do, just let Jack die to no atmosphere.
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>>90860947
That didn't stop him from trying multiple times
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>>90862765
>too skilled to be killed
he's currently floating down a river with a knife in his gut
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>>90857105
h..he'll die eventually
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>>90862967
And the show is called Samurai Jack. Not 'Samurai jack dies 3 episodes in'
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>>90861253
Alien dog sluts > Muslims

Aku's Earth confirmed better than ours
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Im a small sci fi freak and time travel always rise too many plot holes.

I think jack will stay in the future, and the universe will move on after aku is defeated.
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>>90863076
Well yeah, because plot armor. But he's clearly not invulnerable.
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>>90861905
Honestly if they couldn't escape from that they deserve to be slaves.
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>>90856679
He lives in fear of Jack now because he thought there would die of old age. He doesn't know that jack lost his sword. Say a feral dog was outside your house waiting for you to come out, You give it time and think he will leave and that solves you problem.

Hard Cut to a month later where the dog is still out there, just not in visible sight. You don't necessarily want to test whether or not it's there anymore, it's been four months and all the times you did try have ended up in you getting attacked. You'd get depressed too
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>>90863119
The only time that time travel will be involved here is when Jack goes back to the past to save Ashi from being killed by Aku in the final fight.
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>>90862515
>that have occasionally stepped in to help Jack when things looked bleak
This was one time and only because Jack did the proper ritual.
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>>90861253
Cute alien doggo refugees > human refugees
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>>90856679
nigga he owns the whole world, you ever try to mop an entire planet?
Takes some fuckin time.
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>>90862967
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>>90863216

>nigga he owns the whole world, you ever try to mop an entire planet?
>Takes some fuckin time.

He can't even keep his lair clean...
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>>90856679
He does not seem aware that Jack lost his sword, but is aware that Jack simply won't go away.

He tried taking the sword, but it didn't work. He tried fighting Jack head on. Didn't work. He's tried all sorts of robots, top henchmen, and bounty hunters but that also didn't work.

So he destroyed every time portal he could think of and hoped to just have him die of old age, but even that isn't working. Now he has no idea what Jack is really up to and, since he's confident Jack can't return to the past, he has no real reason to have conflict with the samurai.

He feels killing the samurai is pretty much pointless now and he's depressed that his conflict has ended so anti-climatically.
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>I wish there was someone who could dispose of my problem. Yes, one can hope.
>stares directly into the 4th wall

what did he mean by this?
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>>90856679
I think He and Jack are in the same pit.

They are both demented, both after each other forever now, both are sick of it, and...

I think both of them actually just wants it all to end...

Aku thought He won...


Imagine that you have released your final poop out of your ass...
Yet, it's just stuck there.
You cannot detach it.

It's just clinging there... You can't do shit about it.


That's aku's situation...
Incapability to remove the shit out of his ass.


Jack's on the opposite side, basically just wanting to get this gag over with...
He's already lost everything, has no actual path to the past, yet, still keeps going, since... Whata hell?


Both of them are stuck in this eternal limbo, in which the winner might just be the one that keeps their sanity the longest.


Aku gave up.
Jack didn't.


Aku can't kill himself.
Only the magic sword can kill him.
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>>90863276
We know skilled assassins are going after him and Aku doesn't.
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>>90863287
Why are you typing like a "2deep4you" tumblrite?
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>>90863276
I am beginning to think that him musing for someone to take care of his problem seeded into the mind of the Daughters of Aku. It seems so casual, but considering he managed to nearly corrupt Jack by just coughing on him, it's not too far fetched of an idea.
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>>90863287
This is literally something out of an /r9k/ Pepe comic.
Gennedy browses 4chan confirmed.
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>>90859807
You sound so much better than Greg
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>>90863276

>Samaurai Jack
>Is similiar to Wojack
>Fights for justice, is pure, obssessed with fighting evil
>Samaurai Jack Wojack
>S J W
>Sjw
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>>90863276
This isn't the first time He did this you know...

This whole Aku act is a massive reference to the highly self-aware episode in which Aku tried to trick Jack, in order to get his sword.

Think about it...
The way aku got up, and stretched...
It's a clear reference to what Jack did.

This weird "Aku moment", instead of a phone, you have a friggin alarm clock... And, you still have the "Villain" service, except that Aku kinda just doesn't give a crap anymore.

Aku can't even get up... It's a chore for him now, to just run his domain...

Heck, when they stared at the camera, it was a reference to what He said back then... When He told how no one can do your job for you... Except, He can't do it either.

Also...
There is only one person that can dispose of his problem.

Jack.
Except Jack got no sword even.


Aku isn't only depressed by Jack.
He's depressed by his own kingdom...


Look, He's suppose to be the master of darkness...
Ends up just managing a kingdom, and doing the same thing for 50 years.


Even the whole "I just mopped the floor!!!"... Kinda saying how He's getting sick of his own followers.


There's a ton of symbolism in this single episode... It was delivered to an extreme artistic level.

Someone needs to review this whole episode on youtube, there are a ton of messages all through it...
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>>90863330
I dunno.
Looks more presentable? Easier to read than having it all clustered?

I never even tried to use tumbler -.-
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>>90863436
>Aku is pepe
>Jack is wojack
it was written in the stars
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>>90863488
Are you autistic?
>>90863530
>-.-
Fuck off
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>>90863119
There are lots of ways Jack could go back in time without creating plot holes. Time travel only creates plot holes when the writers can't keep it's properties consistent within a sungle universe.
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>>90856763
Who's the mom?
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>>90863287
>>90863488
leave
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>>90863557
Yes.

>>90863557
>-.-
> 0.o
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>>90863583
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>yfw they literally say WO-JAK in the themesong
You can no longer deny it. This is a tale of Pepe and Wojak doing an eternal battle.
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>>90861253
i dont think doggos are going to violently supplant whatever culture takes them in
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>>90861253
doggos don't have sharia
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>>90856679
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING MISSING IN MY ETERNAL LIFE...
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>>90863627
That's too evil even for Aku.
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>>90863276
Or maybe he's just staring at the wall in despair.
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>>90863630

yup.
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>>90863638
Maybe not violently, but...
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>>90863711
It's probably consensual, Aku/Blossom is a crack pairing that took off for some reason.
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>>90863557
It's "seppuku" you meme-spoutin, crackjoking, hillybilly-like, non-samurai.

Go play the game called Sudoku on your own chest.
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Anyone else surprised he let the shit guys live? I thought for sure he was gonna laser eyes them.
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>>90863906
I didn't make the image, you goddamn son of a bitch
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>>90857803
>>90861658

The 'globalism' here isn't the problem, what makes it evil is that he's using it to extend his power and fuck over people not only on Earth but on other planets as well.
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>>90863906
How many layers of irony are you on right now senpai?
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>>90863627
>>90863901
nani the fuck?
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>>90863828
:100: o shit senpai i hadn't thought of that :laugh: :laugh: :retiredjanitorgettingaspitefulblackmailblowjobfromhisstepdaughter: :eggplant:

these dog bithcez is LIT
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>>90863906
Everyone knows that already.
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>>90863906
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>>90863991
What?
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>>90863920
>I thought for sure he was gonna laser eyes them
>eye laser the shit people
>now your layer is covered in and smells like burnt shit
FOORISH ANON
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>>90864009
>Started reading it right to left
Dammit.
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>>90863951
>Genndy creates a world where every culture being homogeneous is good
>but every culture being mixed together with robots and ayyliens and whatever the fuck is bad
>also the good guys are those who maintain their cultures and customs even despite the new horrible globalist tyranny (Lava Monster, Spartans, Monks etc.)
Could it be that Genndy is secretly /ourjew/?
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>>90863261
Does anyone wonder how shitty the rest of the entire universe has to be that so many different kind of refugees come to Akus world where his evil is law?
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>>90864078

Here.
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>>90864137
As I recall they're refugee because of Aku.
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>>90864200
>the ultimate evil creates a future where everyone is crammed like sardines in dystopian mega cities and stinking refugees from every armpit in the galaxy pour in like a busted septic tank
It just keeps getting better and better
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>>90864178
this just looks like he's scribbling in the sudoku, sheathes the sword, lays down when suddenly his chest explodes
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>>90863920
think that is the point of that scene. The old Aku would have done something to them. The Aku now is too apathetic to do anything like that
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>>90864299
>>90863920

Dunno, they seemed genuinely happy to worship Aku unlike most people, so he merely kicked them out for dirtying the floor.
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>>90864178
Now I had to do a whole thing.
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>>90861539
You really captured the his broken neck and windpipe.
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What was the meaning of the akus looking directly at the camera at the end of their scene
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>>90859807
Its hard to tell through the lack quality mic and lack of synth whether youd actually do a better job than baldwin
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Aku is definitively not the father cuz wouldn't his cum do the same thing as his phlegm to Jack?
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>>90856679
He's obviously more scared of Jack than ever. He says he doesn't care to people, but the whole "safe place" line, plus the fact that he doesn't know Jack lost his sword proves otherwise. Since his aging plan failed and he knows he can't beat Jack's sword, he thinks that the only way this can end will be Jack eventually destroying him.
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>>90864462
Comedy.
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>>90862348
bumping for this
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>>90862348
>>90864736

https://mega.co.nz/#!nZI0zbqb!vEECQBJ3_GwlVRGDx397ENAlPWEvHcrB9OoJk7MfGcA
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Jack has killed people/sentient robots/cyborgs before, why does he care now?
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>>90864778
do you have the first ep as well?
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>>90864811
robots can't be sentient
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>>90864507
No.
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>>90864811
Flesh and blood has more value than souless automatons
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>>90864846
Robots with sensors are literally sentient.

Sapience is another matter.
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>>90856679
what plan? He owns the universe. He's rather board it seems.
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>>90864843
Yep
https://mega.co.nz/#!XRYyWK7R!QMv5fx5pFD1xLnZIrGcyDt00YGj6h2d_fsz-IuHWOt8
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>>90864001
>>90864009
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>>90857803

>he doesn't want the chance to bone alien hookers
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>>90864778
>>90864896
thanks my man
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>>90864906
>He wants to get space AIDS
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>>90864846
yes, they can
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>>90864811
He doesn't particularly care, if the leaks are right the next episode will show he just does not like having to take a life that has the choice to walk away.

The robots that Aku send are usually just programmed to fight, they wouldn't listen to a call to turn around and retreat even if Jack tried.
The androids like the Wild Ride Gang, X9 and Scaramouche usually pursue Jack until he has to kill them to carry on.

The cyborgs Jack usually only disarms, or if they blow up it's usually because they kept hounding him in which case see above.
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>>90864906
>three tits in the middle
You drive a hard bargain, anon
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>>90864979
ok I see how that can work

for a minute I thought this would lead to Jack freaking out like he's never destroyed a non-programmed enemy before
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>>90864811
Because she was a pretty girl.
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>>90864462
>>90863276

Addressing the 4th wall is a plead to the producers or creators of the TV show. Since the show wasn't being aired Jack/Aku have been in limbo. Trapped in an eternal battle where neither of them can win, because the story didn't provide and ending. Aku is asking for an end to this story, and end to his suffering. (he's so very tired) The story can only end with the hero winning, which from Aku's perspective, means the story won't end until he's Aku's won. After killing a human being, Jack is no longer innocent. I think it's possible, the story won't end with Jack's success, or rather will end with a pyrrhic victory.
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>>90857039
It's funny how he didn't even bother to eye-laser them to the pit of hate, he just told them to leave cause they were getting their bodily fluids on his clean floor.
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more attempts from me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zw3uV9lZbC
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>>90865018

That's a sleeve retard. Multi-breast is the worst fetish I stg.
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>>90863261
>Trying to wait the problem out in therapy
>Literal mudslimes shit up your lair

Being Aku is suffering.
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>>90865223
pretty good for a /co/anon. do the laugh!
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>>90863239
>that file name
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>>90863216
>>90863261
Genghis Khan did it on horseback.
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>>90863549
>FUCKING MUDSLIMES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LAIR
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>>90863261
I love how they still kept him comedic. I was expecting him to get all serious and just kill them all, but nope.
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>>90860617
Nigga it was a reference to The Good The Bad & The Ugly at best, didn't you hear the music playing in that part?
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>>90864253
Right to left you filthy gaijin.
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>>90859807
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>Jack and Aku parallel each other
>Jack has even lost his way, and is nearly a bad person now
>Even though he still fights for justice
>Finally Jack vs Aku
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
STANDING HERE
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>>90865033
>They're just nuts and bolts, just nuts and bolts.
I think it's going to bother him a bit.
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>>90857105
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>>90863627
>>90863901
>>90864045
I'm a shipper and even I hate nonsense ships that come out of fucking nowhere.
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Why doesn't Aku fling Jack further in time to the point of where Earth is no longer habitable?
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>>90865560
Like say, 10 billion years into the future? Is that just not something Aku can do? If nothing else it'd give him peace of mind for a very long time.
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>>90865560
Then that's future Aku's problem. And future Aku isn't going to be able to beat that.
Plus using the same trump card twice isn't much of a trump card the second time.
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>>90859042
backseatgaming.jpg
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>>90865560

literally crazy scared of jack, doesnt even want to be on the same continent as the guy
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>>90865560
>>90865619
Well, the first time made him ageless. Maybe a second trip through a portal will make him even more powerful.

Or, Aku just doesn't have great control of his portal powers, or doesn't want to face Jack again, knowing he could kill him, and growing even more paranoid about that in the 50 years.
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>>90865632
>Then that's future Aku's problem

Like, fucking launch him so far into the future, that there's a crater of rubble where Earth should be.

I know Aku's scared of him, but Jack can't exactly breath in space.

Paranoia's a decent enough answer, though. I guess.
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>>90865560
https://youtu.be/a5FMdWdNXi4?t=223

It's a really telegraphed attack. Plus if he traps Jack in a way that he could fling him to the far future, he'd just kill him this time.

All it takes is one solid fuck up on Aku's end and Jack could kill him, so he won't even attack Jack instantly when he finds out he doesn't have the sword, he'll wait till he's sure its not a trick.
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>>90865560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fj8gWJRJUj
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>>90859042
Hidden in a small dark room, whith the blueish light on the monitor on his face, haven't shaved in months. Young angry self asks him to kill himself.

Is this some sort of message for the average SJ season 5 audience?
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>>90856679
>defeated Jack
He hindered Jack. Jack is still alive and kicking.
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>>90864479
i wanna kiss those cute aliens
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>>90857105
We need a therapy version of pic related
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>>90865806
They are very head-pattable.
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When you truly think about it, Jack is the ultimate nightmare for Aku:

>will never die of age
>has training and mastery in practically every form of martial arts and every type of weapon
>will never stop no matter what to try to murder you
>takes blows, cuts and wounds that should normally kill a man and still manages to heal fairly quickly
>has (or had at this point) a weapon specifically designed to murder you
>your greatest machines do nothing to stop him
>the best assassins you can buy or even create are no match for him
>he keeps improving every time you or one of your many servants/slaves/henchmen/ect. try to fight him
>and now he is not even afraid to kill human beans if he is forced to

With all this and so much more, are you surprised by now that Aku stays in his lair terrified to even step outside for one second?
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>>90865675

Eh, thats future Aku's problem
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>>90866005
It's a perfect sense of justice that Aku is terrified.
just imagine the incarnation of pure evil, the shogun of darkness being afraid of a lone human, fucking hilarious.
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>>90865241
Look closer, faggot. That's a tit. She has three tits
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>>90865491
>he fights him with the Scotsman's claymore
>THIS ISN'T MY SWORD
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>>90856679
Did Aku really obtain a Degree in psychology to be able to psychoanalyze himself, or is he even crazier than Jack and has started to developed multiple persoalities?
Both?
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>>90860538
>>90860617
>implying jews have anything to do with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubVc2MQwMkg&feature=youtu.be&t=40s
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>>90866312
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What the hell happened to Jack's sword? Why is it lost? Can it be regained or is that it? Is this just a bullshit heelturn?
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>>90866435
episode one had a 5 second flashback where Jack is robeless (so you know his power level is at maximum) and it falls into a pit
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Aku has resigned himself to the idea that Jack will never go away, the same way Jack has resigned himself to knowing that there's nothing he can do to kill Aku once and for all.
He will only defeat Jack the moment he's dead.
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>>90864507
> aku needs assasins to match jack's skills
> cult leader get pregnant with aku's (supossely) offsprings
> girls get a montage where they were trained for years
> non of them have any semblance or even abilities aku has
> just normal human beings
> they're all asian (possibly japannese decent)

makes you think doesnt it?
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>>90860538
you're not to smart.
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>>90856762
He's not bored. He's frustrated because Jack won't die and frightened because he still thinks Jack has the sword.
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>>90860401
As you can easily see, Aku doesn't think too highly of the people who directly talk to him. They're usually beggars, brown nosers or more incompetent minions. The daughters of Aku strive to be something better, to make themselves worthy of his presence. Only after they have Jack's head on a stick will they show themselves before Aku. The statue is merely a reminder of who they are fighting for.
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>>90860617
I knew Genndy would manage to sneak in a holocaust reference. It was a matter of time.
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>>90866028
God what's wrong with nu-Aku's reds. Am I mad, or are they a completely different shade to usual?
I put it down to the shitty new voice at first, but the more I look at the new Aku the more off it look even visually, I can't tell if it's some of the facial expressions just being different or if it's the shade of his eyebrows / beard being too deep.

Thankfully everything else is great, but Aku is really rubbing me the wrong way every time I see it, which is a shame.
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>>90860542
>McGuffin shows up and he gets his sword back,

Calling it now, he doesn't get THE sword back.

He gets HIS Sword.
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What if Aku is having an existential crisis?
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>>90862515
why haven't they just fucked aku up?
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>>90860734
That either proves that, as you say, he doesn't know of them, or that he does but doesn't think they'll pull it off.
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>>90866727
Top is original. Bottom is season 5.
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>>90860617
That's the stupidest fucking memorial I've ever seen. It's just a bunch of mismatched stone slabs. Fucking commie Jews.
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>>90866312
This should end with the Scotsman bursting into laughter again.
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>>90860538

The Wolf VS Tiger scenes symbolize Jack's fights.

One tiger for Jack's PTSD wanting himself to kill himself, another one for the big ass bug that he killed easily as shit, and the last one being the sisters. In the end, you have Jack's broken spirit that is the wolf's form, bloodied
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>>90860617
it goes deeper
holocaust is during world war two
the location of the tomb jack hides in is southeast asia
the japanese conquered southeast asia in world war two
jack is a jap
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Wait we know the Scotsman's blade is magical and he's wanted by Aku for being a nuisance. But can the claymore hurt him at all? Or is it only Jack's blade?
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>>90866755
So richer color palette because better shit got better in 15 years?
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Anyone else think Aku has kind of a Spanish accent?
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>>90866782
No idea. It might be able to hurt him but not as much as Jack's sword can, and it certainly won't be able to kill him.
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>>90863691
EXTRA THICC
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>>90866782
It can hurt him since Odin managed to hurt Aku's original form.
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>>90866782
Jack sword was made of pure good and human will or something.
unless there's a sword made out of that than jacks sword is the only thing that can harm Aku.
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>>90866782
they're majek roohnes
there's plenty of magical shit in samurai jack
but the sword itself isn't stated to be holy or forged by the gods like jack's
jack's sword is the only weapon that can do anything more than inconvenience aku
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>>90866842
How so? Any weapon from Egyptian, Celtic, or Indian mythology should be able to kill Aku.
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>>90866860
Ra, Odin, and Shiva could immediately kill Aku right now with their weapons if they wanted.
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>>90859807

Someone give him a ticket to adult swim, we need a proper Aku
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>>90866755
Thanks for at least making me sure I'm not mad.
Such a minor change in colours is throwing me off so hard, especially when combined with the voice thing.
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>>90866914

Then why don't they?
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>>90866914
Gods don't give a shit, they were like "here have a sword, figure it out"
Ra was pretty pissed that he needed to descend from Heaven to kill the minions of Set.
or maybe Ra is a stoic autist and didn't know how to properly communicate with Jack.
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>>90866755
I like the deeper reds.
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>>90866887
>How so? Any weapon from Egyptian, Celtic, or Indian mythology should be able to kill Aku.
Really? Jack's sword was forged for the explicit purpose of vanquishing Aku, I'd have thought that was a pretty big differentiation between it and just generic God-associated weapons.
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>>90866844
Jack received no training to deal with thicc.
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>>90864846
>robots can't be sentient
Say that to X9, you son of a bitch
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I don't remember, but where there any Samurai Jack future imitators around? Tales of him must have inspired some.
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I'm gonna need 329723 more mental breakdowns in the next 8 episodes, each worse then the last
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>>90866934
His teeth also lost their red outline. And his appearance in XCIII was animated much more cartoonishly than any other Aku scene in the first four seasons.

Little things add up to make the character not feel quite right.
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>>90866865
There is a lot of magic in Samurai Jack, but not a lot of it can stand against Jack's sword. There's even a bit of the Four Seasons of Death where trolls forge a formidable magic sword, and Jack's own blade easily sunders it when he tries to do so.
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>>90856805
So, Jack bascially can't die while he don't kill Aku. Right. No clue about the sword's whereabout? Maybe, Jack isn't "pure" anymore to use it?
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>>90867012
You mean like DA SA-MU-RAI?

I think that's the only imitator in the show, but he's pretty fucking rad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KODo-qsBoIE
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>>90866782
>>90866887
I don't think the Scotsman's sword can hurt Aku.

The reason Jack's sword can is because it's forged from the pure human righteousness of the Emperor.
The reason it couldn't cut through Scotsman sword is because the Scotsman's sword has "magic runes", but nothing was said about it being capable of killing Aku.

>>90866939
One could argue that they did. They created Jack's sword and gave it to humanity as a means to destroy Aku.
Gods work in mysterious ways overall.
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>>90866782
>Scotsman
I just hope he's not dead. I want them to show him one more time, insulting Jack as a 80-90yo man.
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>>90866972
He probably just didn't feel the need to talk to him.

"Job's done. Gotta go."
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I'm kind of worried the ending will be rushed, since it's only 10 episodes.
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>>90856679
His new voice is a bit too jewey
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>>90866471
I wonder what happened there, it had to be more than Jack dropping it down a hole. There has to be something that is outright stopping him from getting it back.
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>>90867030
>There's even a bit of the Four Seasons of Death where trolls forge a formidable magic sword, and Jack's own blade easily sunders it when he tries to do so.
Man that's one of the best episodes. I love ones like that and the one with the bounty hunters where the entire story is spent detailing the "badguys" efforts, then they're completely outdone and left despondent by Jack.

It makes a nice change from the usual "Jack fights a badguy and loses for a while before pulling a victory out", none of those shenanigans - Jack just wins and the badguys earn merit for effort rather than pre-asspull results.
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>>90867034
>So, Jack bascially can't die while he don't kill Aku.
Jack can't dies because of a side effect from time-travel. I don't think even Aku's death could make Jack start aging again.

Since Sku has destroyed all time portals Jack will have to stay in the future and rebuild everything that Aku has destroyed, which is where King Jack comes in.
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>>90859595
>keep sending countless bounty hunters and armies after Jack and they all fail
>decide to do the smart thing for once and just destroy the time portals while you wait for him to die of old age
>tfw you make the problem worse by accidentally making him immortal

Being Aku is suffering
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>>90866823
Sounds Russian to me.
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>>90857881
>>90863583
>>90863991
>not knowing teacupballerina
C'mon
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>>90867162
quit shilling your shit
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>>90862042
i don't take ANYONE seriously who wants to be a VA and has an anime or cartoon avatar that looks nothing like they do IRL

fuck youtube
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>>90867144
Kinda like how when trying to defeat carnivorous tree/tar Aku, Jack's dad woke him up and made him more powerful than before.
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>>90867070
>Jack finally reunites with the Scotsman
>Despite being 90 years old, the Scotsman is still traveling around in his wheelchair, kicking everyone's ass.
>The Scotsman is the one to snap Jack out of his funk with a minute long insult.
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>>90867175
hey quit your shitflinging
tcb is alright
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>>90867162
should I assume this is one of those freaky chicks with a dadcon
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>>90867222
her arts good but MAN is that crack pairing obnoxious as shit
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>>90867175
nigga I'm not TCB, but she comes around /co/ pretty regularly and she's had that ship for like a decade. It's just weird to see people confused.

But then again, I'm guessing all the Jack stuff has probably brought over a lot of people who don't normally visit /co/.

>>90867228
Nah, she just has a weird OTP and isn't ashamed of it. She draws other stuff, though. Last thing I remember her doing around here was porn of one of the Daughters of Aku in a trailer thread.
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>>90867070
He's already confirmed by Genndy. We even say a few seconds of him in a Sneak Peek.
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>>90867220
That would be hilarious
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can i get a gif of DDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE?
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>>90867291
Hell yes. Blu-ray collectors edition when?
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is there any place to watch the original show above 480p?
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What about Jack's REAL secret weapon?
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>>90857105
FOOLISH SAMUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90859807
holy shit
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>>90867152

>Russian

The accordion playing in the background certainy doesn't help.
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>>90867400
480p is the original DVD release resolution, so no, probably not. We might see an upscaled complete-series Blu-Ray release once season 5 finishes, given how successful it is.

Until then, though, I know there's a guy doing a 1080p upscale using waifu2x. I think he has the first season done so far.
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There are two things Im waiting to see in this show.
>what happened to Da Samurai.
>what happened to the baby that got The Spirit of the Samurai.
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>>90866823
He definitely sounds like he lost the Japanese accent and became Spanish instead.
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>>90862515
Are you sure it was Ra that helped jack against the minions of set? He looked different, maybe it was Horus.
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>>90867007
Friendly reminder that it's been 50 years and Lulu sweet thing... is dead as shit, just like X9, who's probably rusting somewhere in that abandoned robot factory after Jack sliced his shit.
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>>90863906
w-wait, I'm confused
is this post-post-irony or new-sincerity?
I dont even know anymore..
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>>90866312
What happened to the Scotsman anyways?

If it's been 50 years then he'd have probably died of old age at this point.

Since he has a wife, shouldn't he have had kids too?

Are we going to see the child of the Scotsman?
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>>90867662
>We might see an upscaled complete-series Blu-Ray release once season 5 finishes, given how successful it is.
Chances are they'll probably go back to whatever original negatives they have and rescan them. Some of the episodes on Hulu look like they're from broadcast tapes and not the original source.
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Why are people saying this is Jacks first human kill?

Didn't he kill Boris?
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>>90867822
When I Google "new sincerity" all the results are about bronies, so I'm assuming "new sincerity" means "furry manchildren"?
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>>90859807
Job well done!
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>>90867838
Scroll up a bit, Scotsman's already been confirmed alive but as a wheelchair bound old man with a minigun leg.
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>>90867865
Explosion no kill Boris, BORIS BIGGEST, BADDEST BOUNTY HUNTER OF ALL!

DAH!
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>>90867220
To be fair, the Scotsman is one of the few people (only counting Aku as second) to have ever made Jack lose his temper on their own. Maybe he will be the one to snap Jack out of his suicidal mindset.
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>>90867911
Oh, that's convenient.

I wonder if his wife is also still alive.
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>>90864009
>Not having someone there to cut your head off in case you start screaming
Now he's gonna bring dishonor to his family. Shameful.
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What the fuck was his problem?
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>>90867722
I think you mean Osiris?

Assuming Jack's Egyptian god mythos is the same as ours. Ra and Horus are the same God at this point in time.
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>>90867967

death wouldnt touch her with 10 yard long scythe.
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I got so hyped when this homage started

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZHEu7HusG4

He even used the same music
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>>90867964
oh god, what a scene that would be
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Does someone have the video of all star playing when Jack is fighting againts the daughters?
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>>90867865
You mean the explosions that left him totally whole and in one piece, despite bombs being stuck on his bare limbs? Where he was just kind of collapsed in the snow?

Boris was fine. People in Samurai Jack are really sturdy, especially when they're muscular or fat.
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>>90868218
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5f7zwj_smash-jack_tv
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>>90867967
>>90868086
>I wonder if his wife is also still alive.

>twist is she'll be the one to defeat Aku
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>>90868490
>not found
shit
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>>90868002
That guys voice has me in stitches.
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>>90864248
He also pillages planets of their resources en masse, like entire oceans, mountains, fields uprooted, dug up, or swindled. I would say he stole anything that wasn't nailed down or on fire, but It wouldn't surprise me if he just up and stole an extra sun to keep the original one going in just the right way.

It would not surprise me if earth as we know it has literally changed drastically with just Aku patching on entire chunks of other planets onto earth just to ensure its the only place in the universe that's hospitable for any species.
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>>90857105
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>>90857336
Except her didn't destroy all the time portals.

The blue guardian is still waiting near that one portal for jack.
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>>90859807
send to cartoon network immediately
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>>90859807
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RMewtbRxPQ
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>>90868271
wait...didn't Jack kill that guy with a tickle heart-attack?
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>>90869348
I just took it as collapsing from exhaustion. He didn't clench his chest or anything; he just kind of writhed around laughing until Jack stopped.
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>>90867784
>implying Aku didn't just kill Lulu after Jack killed X9
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>>90861539
holy shit that scaramoooOOOoOOuch was fucking amazing
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>>90867182
why is that?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vZi_rVbds

>tfw you will never find dat remix
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>tfw we still don't know jack's name
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>>90859807
Please re-dub all aku lines in season 5
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>>90869678
He's lived 50 years with the name of Jack. He was only known as his original name for 25; Jack's his name now.
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>>90869721
>>90869678
His real name is Wachaaaa
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>>90869678
It's probably going to end up being something super generic like Taro.
It'd pay homage to the (something)taro heroes in Japanese folklore.
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>>90861072
underrated
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>>90869678
It's Date
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>>90869678
Sasaki
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>>90869678
His real name doesn't matter. If we ever find out it'll just be a disappointment, like Atem.
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>Series ends with Aku killing himself because he's so bored
>The key to defeating was boring to suicide
>The sword actually led Jack to this destiny
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>>90868002
>blahbidablabahblahdablarbahdabangbangbiggidybang!!!!!!
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>>90869643

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqQOGTshak

>Tfw you will never find the track for Aku's lair
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>>90867291
Did Genndy say anything about Da Sah-moo-raye being in it?
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>>90860401
Aku just pumps and dumps a few of them every decade or two. Doesn't call.
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>>90860538
old jack is dead, just like the wolf
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>>90864507
Jack is going to end up being the father.
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>>90867869
>all the results are about bronies
nigger wat

what kind of search history do you have?
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>>90871178
I cannot stop loving that scene
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>>90871178
Why didn't this voice actor managed to get a role as the new voice of Aku?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsCwAjtYSho
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>>90866887
>>90866986
>Any weapon from Egyptian, Celtic, or Indian mythology
Well, certainly not as powerful as THE SWORD OF HUMAN SPIRIT forged specially to de-Aku the world, but it would be a nice plot point that it's a lesser sword of the light or some shit, that proves useful in some way
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>>90871797
Um, he did. That's Greg Baldwin, who is also doing the new voice of Aku
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>>90871689
it's influenced by anon's search history
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>>90871894
Really... He sounds really different comparing that Iroh and this Aku.
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>>90871178
Like Hamill's Joker I think the thing a lot of impressionist are going to have trouble getting down is how much Mako seems to legitimately love his lines as Aku.

You can't just mimic what Aku sounds like, you can't just mimic what Mako speaking like Aku sounds like. You have to be both. It can't just be something you're reading out, you need to be in the mind of the amusement Mako gets from giving a voice to the childlike glee this demonic entity gets from having its way or, like with the Joker, on the opposite end of the spectrum a hint of genuine confusion and sadness whenever he's impeded or boiling fury whenever he's defeated.

There's also that fitting but oddball bored casualness Mako pulls off whenever Aku is trying to lay down what seems par for the course to him, for example discussing how the struggle between him and Jack typically goes, no matter how bizarre it seems to Jack or the viewers. After all this, destroying the hopes of rebellion and heroics, has been his life for thousands of years now. It's all very routine.

Kudos to Baldwin though for at least giving us the chance for Aku to continue making character filled scenes instead of appearing completely silent, or with recycled voice work or even worse just not showing up at all.
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Did jack lose the sword in season 4? I dont remember this at all
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>>90872331
No, it happened in one of the 50 episodes between season 4 and 5.
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>>90872287
Because Iroh and Aku had different voices. Even when Mako did it.
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>>90863276

We want Samurai Jack to end. The story to end, he looks to us to see it to the end.
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>>90872375
Aku is iroh after smoking a FUCKTON of cigarettes
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>>90872331
No nigger it's a new status quo.
People's inability to understand things that aren't plainly spelled out for them in 3rd grader language is pathetic.
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>>90872493
Kinda, but also eviler and more cartoonish
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> Mysterious horseman represents the darkness Jack is approaching while the blue spirit represents his last chance at retaining his honor, "The only thing honorable left to do..." means more than we think

> Losing more friends, more humanity, committing more dark horrors, Jack takes back his katana but his new darkness infects it's righteous purpose

> Beginning to be corrupted, his body breaking apart and turning to darkness, he uses his last moments to face off with Aku, finally slaying him with the sword as his sanity begins to slip

> Finding a time portal in the behind the now dead shogun of sorrow, he stumbles through it as the last of his body becomes nothing more than a dark shadow,

> Unable to choose to when he returns as the last of his mind perishes, he appears in a time unknown in the cosmos,

> Seeing this evil black 'thing', the gods go to destroy it

> But a single piece breaks away, falling toward the Earth...

The cycle repeats.
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>>90872363
40 episodes.
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>>90872363
>>90872683
Any reason they skipped an arbitrary amount of episodes?
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>>90872794
Yes
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>>90872794
>amount of time IRL people waited
>amount of time that passed in cartoon
hmmm
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>>90872813
40 episodes represents 50 years?
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>>90872843
do we always have to whip out the autism and make an episode count to year measurement scale? Its just a fun little nod to the time everyone waited, i dunno.
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>>90864778
>>90864896
Thank you kindly!
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>>90872915
No, I'm completely ok with that.

I just feel like it should've been a bigger gap
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>>90859807
Perfection. You made my day
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Question
Was it ever explained where Jack got that really badass polearm?

The sword was magic, sure. But that thing was amazing.
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>>90866823
Sounds like Strong Bad
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>>90856679
>tfw your plan to kill Jack backfires horribly
>tfw Jack doesn't even give a fuck about pursuing you like he used to because no sword
>tfw you secretly miss the FOOLISH SAMURAI trying to stop you at any moment because there's literally nothing else interesting going on
>tfw everything has just been literal shit people praising you and scientists making more shitty robots that always fail for years
Being Aku is suffering.
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>>90873985
Why doesn't aku just rape jack?
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>>90873758
The show will never explain which blacksmith made his equipment like the armor either.

Looks like it was custom made too so Jack trusted someone enough to use measuring tape and measure his height, width, etc

It doesn't matter anymore anyway.

The Daughters broke everything.
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>>90873985
A lot of you guys have Aku all wrong, he's not lamenting the absence of Jack. He's exhausted at the idea of an ageless Jack.
>>90858235
This guy has it, Aku can afford to wait the lifetime of a human because he's an immortal deity. He decided to just hide out until Jack died of old age or got too old and weak to fend off the robots, and he's getting stir crazy seeing how there doesn't look to be any end in sight.
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>>90869518
INTO THE PIT OF HATE
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I just want more scenes where Aku is physically unnerving and imposing not because of anything he's doing or saying but because he's still an unfathomable evil blob from space and would be terrifying IRL. I want that drone sound in the background and nothing else for a few seconds.
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>>90874025
Too busy with Blossom.
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>>90875171
teacup get outta here, your crackship is lame as hell
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See you guys later. Thank you all so much for the positive feedback. Channeling Mako legit scratches my throat something fierce, but it's worth it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u2DUUX5eGv
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>>90868855
Aku's probably not aware of that one and Jack's probably given up on it specifically for a while now.
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>>90876005
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>>90863963
idk, like 5?
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>>90856679
His master plan was ruined and now there's a permanently unaging man who he thinks has the only thing in existence that can kill him.
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>>90859807
send this to cn lol
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>>90859807
wow this is pretty good actually i lold
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>>90857934
>selling the planet's resources to foreigners
Aku did the exact opposite. He stole an ocean so the aliens there would be forced to come to earth as slaves.
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>>90877080
Why doesn't he just dump an ocean on Jack from orbit?
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>>90861539
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dunZ0APpNO

Please pursue voice acting and get paid to do so. You've got the talent.
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>>90866766
I agree.
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>>90877391
Hahahahaha, I thought so.
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>>90877117
Why doesn't jack just fly the eagles into aku?
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>>90867291
Is that a fucking wheel chair?
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>>90877599
Yes

He's old

It happens
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>>90877599
He's probably in his mid-80s by now.
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>>90861881
It's like Caesar's Legion. Everyone is a slave, but Caesar.
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>>90863691

how does aku masturbate? since he can make copies of himself he could technically make a copy of her and fuck her.
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>>90859807

>EXTRA THICC
>that laugh

Fucking hell, I'm dead
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>>90856679
He's just so bored already.
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>>90872601
Where the fuck did you first read this retarded theory? Yeah, Aku was Jack all along you STUPID fucking IDIOT.
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>>90877599
Let's assume Scotsman was only 20 when we first met him. A conservative estimate. 50 years have gone by. That puts him at least at 70. Same for Jack.
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>>90877735
Aku seems to get off on making someone ELSE suffer, so I assume he can't really masturbate.
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>>90856763
should just add this to the list of crimes bleedman has committed.
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>>90859807
Somebody needs to use you for a SJ abridged series
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>>90877999
Who the hell cares about bleedman besides young kids anyways?
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>>90877999
Isn't he an actual paedo
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Fresh OC for you guys
She's next
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Before thread die wherecan you get torrent, I can't stream very well
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>>90878422
Do you need to torrent specifically? Because there are Mega links in this very thread.
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>>90878472
that's good, thanks
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>>90869678
>>90870084
Makotaro
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>>90859550
Skullkni-samurai?
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>>90865557
how is it a ship it's rape
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>>90867869

>when a literal retard outs himself with his own Google history
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>>90878533
the second episode is a lot lower quality than the first
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>>90872601
Fucking stop with this theory bullshit.
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>>90861128
which episode feels most like the last to you?
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>>90863691
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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