why did they give Darth Vader a girlfriend

>>90848070
Because to Disney the Prequelitis Trilogy isn't canon?

Why shouldn't he have a waifu?

>>90848070
For dat ass.

>>90848070
>Darth Vader isn't allowed to get his dick wet.

Nigga wants FUK, let him be.

>>90848070
he doesn't have a dick any more so it doesn't matter

>>90848162
you're thinking of all that Vong garbage

>>90848070
Better than forcing him to be gay

>>90848701
there's no way his dick survived the magma bath

>>90850594
Robo dick.

>>90848070
Fuck buddy. Vader lost the will to love after the events of Episode III so he can no longer have a waifu.

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>>90850638

>>90848701
>>90848745
>>90850594
>>90850638

Robodick is cannon. He also uses force dick for do action.

>>90850594
>implying he can't use the force to fuck the shit out of her. Or jerk her clit and nipples across galaxy with just a view screen.

Vader didn't give a shit about her. To him she's like every other person he interacts with. Someone to exploit while they're useful and then throw out of an airlock when he's done with them

Do people actually like Aphra?

I don't really care either way. Not annoying enough to straight up hate but not interesting or weird enough to really like either.

>>90851004
>Robodick is cannon.
Why doesn't he use it in combat?

>>90848200
He did, she died, every other woman is just a ho to him.

Vader didn't give a shit about Gillen's pet character that's why he threw her out of the airlock and forgot about her.

>>90851495
>It doubles as a lightsabler.

Holy shit, someone please tell me he has a laser penis.

>>90848070

who writes this trash?

I tolerated her when I believed the story would actually end with her death. Now she has an ongoing that will probably outlast Kanan's.

Why wouldn't Vader want a girlfriend? Apart from having a burned off dick I mean. I thought getting some was one of the perks of going dark side.

Because Vader is best husbando.

I've had a crush on Vader since I was a kid.

>>90848070
Gotta pander to the fat fangirls, that's all Disney does nowadays.

>>90852467
With or without the mask?

>>90852482
Both. He's got to wear the suit for public events obviously but in private I'd like to see him without the armor.

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>>90848070
Yeah, a girlfriend. Sure.

He doesn't give a shit about this loser. Padme's death broke him along with his ego being shattered.

It took his son to pull any compassion back from the darkness. Not some random galactic swamp hole that some Tumblr bitch wrote.

>>90848070
So that she can fuck his son in revenge for dumping her

>>90854503
Thats what she gets for not wiring herself with a thermal detonator

>>90854503
Horrible way to go.

>>90854503
she survives this..

>>90848070
It's more like he got himself a fangirl who was leaking everytime it felt like he's about to kill her who also built him an army of robots + did operations that would harm the Empire he himself could not have pulled

>>90854713
it would be, had she died. It was a " I counted on you doing that instead of giving mercy with the saber so I had a ship on stand by to save me from space"

>>90854862
then she sold him out to sheev

>>90854857
What's that supposed to mean? As far as I can tell she is tossing her into a pod

>>90854886
That's debatable. Vader had no way of knowing that for a fact.

>>90854909
Well now, he's the one who wouldn't give her the dsaber.

>>90854916
What is debatable? yeah he did not know (and did not sense in the force) but that does not mean the reader was not denied

>>90854944
loyal girls stay loyal regardless, this was of the ho way

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>>90854972
For some reason I thought of this.

>>90855017
how can he be a loyal nigger if he has a side chick? do they mean like an open relationship, I assumed words side chick were used only with cheaters

>>90855073
I think that's the joke.

>>90854911
Airlock to space

>>90848070
>why?
Gillen is a gen x'er that's only capable of exploring narrative agency and heroism through female characters because he's been brainwashed in to thinking anything else is haram.

>>90848070

>Vader has eyes for anyone but padme

>>90854503
Wow she's ugly.

>>90851224
>Imagine being able to cause sexual agony to abe girl via telekinesis without touching her

>>90848162
The Sequelitis Trilogy shouldn't be canon either.

Aphra is the only good thing about Disney Wars.

>>90848070
I thought this was set up to get her with Luke?

>>90848070
>paying attention to D*sney's fanfic

Literally why.

>>90854503
>the saber
>nice and quick
Lewd.

>>90854503
Too bad the bitch doesn't die and it's just another way to show off how great Aphra is, managing to get one over on Vader.

>>90848162
to JJ*

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>>90857051
You have no idea