Armpit hair on Wonder Woman

>>90814671
>uk.yahoo
Honestly, no source at all would be more reputable.

>>90814671
If they're going to be true to the Amazons she should cut off one tit as well.

>plenty reckon so
Plenty of people think communism is a good idea too, doesn't mean anything except that plenty of people are stupid

>>90814693
T. Western imperialist

>>90814702
>implying imperialism is bad
How you enjoying the internet?

>>90814691
Came here to say this. Wonder Woman has no armpit hair for the same reason they never show the scene where the corpse voids its bowels. There's a line where realism stops being fun and starts being annoying and/or terrible. Better to err on the side of not disgusting.

>>90814718
Ironically the few times we adhere to the realism of a corpse voiding its bowels is when we use it for comedic effect.

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>>90814671
>reckon

People who type out shit like this and "y'all" are vile cocksuckers 100% of the time.

>>90814764
What're y'all tryin' ta say?

>>90814764
I reckon so, anon.

>>90814764
Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got — it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon — it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol – I think therefore you are man.

>>90814671
Why does this article exist

Wonder Womyn is not feminine

She has hair on her chest and she farts, she is not a sexed up Barbie doll

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>>90814718
>>90814691

>>90814885

to make clickbait money

>>90814671
Why the fuck this thing matter?

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>>90814905
>You'll never be pegged by a buff amazonian goddess

>>90814702

How are you enjoying shitposting on the internet from your comfy home, anon? I for one would rather be digging in the cold hard earth with my bare hands on a collective farm

>>90814885
>Why does this article exist

Because we don't have real problems anymore so we fixate on shit that doesn't mater and make it a much bigger deal than it is

>>90814671
>I'm going to pretend I am putting thought into this for any reason other than a hairy armpit fetish
Ok, OP

>>90814671
It would be more embarrassing having hair than without...

>>90814714
Careful now, in South Africa the premier of the Western Cape said this and now her party wants to expel her

>>90815165
Because it's popular to hate on colonialism these days, despite empires being the second biggest thing that leads human advancement. Behind war, of course.

>>90814671
americans ruin everything

>>90814691
Wasn't that just anti-Amazon propaganda?

>>90814691
>true to the Amazons
The Amazons didn't actually exist, anon. They were a fantasy race used in fictional Greek stories.

>>90814671
Honestly, if you're a warrior type, male or female, isn't that all the more reason to shave? You're gonna sweat when you fight and armpit hair's gonna retain a lot more of it and stink more. Also, it could chafe some. In fact, she should shave her hair too so enemies can't grab her by the hair.

>>90814671

Who wrote the article has a hair armpit fetiche. Next these SJW will try to tell you those fucking obese "models" are beautiful and healthy...

>>90815858
> so enemies can't grab her by the hair.

I still can grab her by the pussy

When you have so little problems in your life that you have to get mad at clean armpits.

I can't wait for this society to fucking die. I hope these bored fuckers get lost in their mental illness and end up killing themselves.

>>90814671
People care about this shit? We got religious wars and resource scarcity and global warming and shit and this is what some one decided was important? This is stupid. The idea of a magical super warrior woman wasn't enough?
Fuck us. Fuck the whole human race. Fuck us in the ass with a big bag of dicks.
Especially you OP.

>>90814671
No one ever gave a shit about Thor's shaved chest. Why would this matter more than that?

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>>90814671
Because then they wouldn't be pretty.

Why do I get the feeling that 99% of people arguing for "female empowerment" things just have weird fetishes.

>>90816386
Because you're mostly right

>>90814671
WOW!
Remember that thread a couple of days ago about this exact topic? I can't believe they took satire and made it real!

>>90814671
here's a shocking new idea: who the fuck cares?

>>90815958
"Should directors focus more on actresses' feet? Plenty reckon so!"

>>90816241
I wish Thor had a hairy chest. Too many superheroes look like Ken dolls.

Yes, how dare Gal Gadot not grow out her armpit hair specifically for this role?

>>90815022
god dame it

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>cgi head

>>90817067
Nice!

>>90815839
Then who cares if she had armpit hair. Case dismissed.

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>>90817067
This is fucking hilarious

It's funny, because a lot of the "I don't shave, my pussy is natural, eat my forest or you're not worth my valley" people have baby smooth armpits.

>>90814671

So she shouldn't shave her armpits but should still wear makeup and lipstick and have highly conditioned and stylized hair? I don't think you can really make progress on the women appearance thing because everything about them is made up.

>>90817067
>>90818902

I don't get it.

>>90819140
Exactly. It's like the vegetarians who have a "cheat day" if a pepperoni pizza is around, or the human rights protestors who take selfies of the rally on their iPhone.

>>90819140
> I don't think you can really make progress on the women appearance thing because everything about them is made up.
Exactly, even the most hardcore "women are more than their looks" women still wear makeup, jewelry, and flattering clothes. People only push the "body positive" meme because they need positive reinforcement not to kill themselves for being disgusting human beings.

>>90816469
And more heroes need shoulder and backhair.

also I plead for balding heroes that are presented as sexy

>>90814671
>plenty-reckon-so
JOURNALISM!

>>90815969
me as well

>>90817067
spooky

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>>90814671
yeah well, Amazonian warriors are also probably supposed to have more muscle tone than a veal cutlet but that shit ain't happening either.

>>90814671
Part of her supposed to represent the embodiment of feminine beauty. If armpit hair isn't considered attractive then why would she have armpit hair?
Im talking about wonder woman, not gal gadot btw

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why is she smaller than normal men if shes an amazonian

>>90817067
It's not her in most of the action scenes, even when she could easily do stuff

>b-b-but she has army training! she does her own stunts!

>>90815820
No. Supposedly it was functional:
Amazons were famous archers, and they cut of one tit so that it didn't obstruct the bow in that awkward fashion familiar to female archers.

Or so the stories went.

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>>90814671
>Loosely based on Classical Greek stuff
>Was originally a sort of statue come to life
>Ancient Greek statues have ladies without any body hair
>Ancient Greek women would remove their body hair

>Also pit hair is gross

I don't see any reason for her to have pit hair

>>90814671
Spartans would braid their hair, perfume, oil and shave their bodies along with multiple other cultures' warriors. Just because feminazi's are lazy cunts doesn't mean warriors are.

>>90817067
Now speed it up so she looks like she's dancing

>>90825065
Greek, roman, persian and egyptian women and certain celts would shave their pubes and underarms because of smell, lice and parasites. It's not because of beauty(though for 99% of the world it is) or oppression those cunts are seriously delusional.

>>90819140
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>>90819212
So ignorant to so many cultures on this very planet.

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>>90825252
Can't speak for all ancient people, but the Romans wouldn't exclusively be shaving their body hair, either. They also used pumice stones and tweezers. These are from the first century.

>>90825156
>Just because feminazi's are lazy cunts doesn't mean warriors are.
You're right where you belong in life.

>>90814671
>Well, /co/? Should she?
I don't give a shit because I'm never watching another DCEU movie again.

>>90817067
kek

>>90825437
I mean shave as a broad term they're smooth their bodies for battle or for aesthetic and health reasons is what I'm saying. Feminists are just lazy cunts who think femininity is a weakness and want to make masculinity their own for some odd reason.

>>90825521
Explain yourself.

>>90825766
You're an loser who belongs on 4chan, mate.

>>90819593
Injustice looking good

>>90825798
>unironically believe the meme
Keep telling yourself that.

>>90825865
Yes, just a meme.

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If it doesn't improve the story or add anything to it, why does it matter?

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>>90814764
Yaint ready for this

>>90815839
Wonder Woman doesn't exist either, but people seem to care if they stay true to her.

>>90814671
My God, the NeoFemminists are becoming a joke at this point. If they wanted mythological accurance, then they should point out first that Wonder Woman should have only one breast, like the mythical Amazons did. Also the Amazons were not Greeks, but lived in the steppes, outside the ancient Greek world.

>>90826046
Nowadays, many people seemingly actively want their shows/movies/comics/games to be didactic, spouting some lesson or making a stand on some ideology or shit.

>>90817067
Why are there so many variations?

>>90814671

Wonder Women doesn't seem like the type of person to have unshaved armpits, unless she's really slugging it out somewhere for a long period of time.

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>>90814884

You have to inject it into the middle of a condescending tumblr rant or it's just not the same dangit.

>>90828016
I'm guessing it's showing the progress of CGI. First it's the action actress, then some CGI fixes, then final composition.
Look that the knee pad for reference.

>>90825738
How is body hair masculine though?

>>90825738
>who think femininity is a weakness and want to make masculinity their own

It's a little sad how femininity is being so strongly rejected by females in North America. I think it is also really contributing to a huge increase in girls having gender issues and becoming trans.

>>90814885
Because feminists are there to provide the rest of us with laughs

>>90814671

my fetish

>>90814671

Isnt she a fucking statue made out of clay by her mother and Zeus?

Shouldnt she by definition not even have hair?

>>90828884
Femi-jesters would be the right term.

>>90814671
There are plenty of reasons to shave. Especially for Warriors like others mentioned above. Health reasons like lice or parasites.
This is a stupid article and just oroves ignorance to things thst have been done for centuries. .but femnazis want to cry men made us women do it cause beauty standards.
The world is way cleaner tgen it was so you can get away with it.
Back then no.

>>90814671
Wonder Woman with hairy pits and a treasure trail would be hot. So sure.

>>90814671

As a feminist it's her body and therefore her choice.

If she wants to shave her armpit hair (which she's been doing for 75 years) then she should shave her armpit hair.

>>90825065
the statues didnt have any hair at all!

>>90832118
Something something internalized misogyny

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>Caring about DC or Marvel when Monsterverse is in full swing
>MFW no repetitive formulas or complete horseshit movies
>All the films have been at least 8/10

>>90832204
King Kong is good?

>>90814671

>This is an article
>This is a thread
>This is something people will argue about

>>90814718
>comparing female body hair to a corpse voiding its bowels

Jesus Christ, what's it like to never touch women?

If you are a man or woman who likes body hair on men or women. I hate you and I hope you die like the animal you are.

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>>90832204
Is Kong better than Godzilla? I was so disappointed by that film. What a well-shot piece of crap.

>>90833204
godzilla was goat, who cares about some giant horny monkey

>>90823021
>>90823021
That, my son, is pure bullshit.

>>90833336
Dude, don't try to start arguments over which giant monster is better. We aren't 6.

Also
>"Godzilla is the better monster so his movie was better"
>Godzilla was in the movie for 6 minutes.

>>90814691
>>90823021
>cut off one tit

*Burn* it off is what I'd read.

>>90833394
Look it up there are multiple classical sources you just have to look and not be stupid.

>>90828581
They somehow view body hair as a masculine trait even though in ALL biology books it's stated that armpit hair is a sexual maturity trait for BOTH genders. Feminists are stupid.

>>90833204
I thought Kong was great!

It's not high-class entertainment like the original film, but it was a lot of fun. I hope the next Godzilla film is more like it.

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>>90832919
>Disney pays for some sites to report on imaginary people supposedly complaining Wonder Woman shaves her pits
>Normal people start saying how crazy these feminists are
>Mainstream feminist sites don't like that people are calling feminists crazy and saying women should shave, and start to push the narrative that Wonder Woman in fact should not shave her pits
>Critics buy into this
>????
>14% on RT

>>90828558
No, you're dumb
All of them have a CGI head, but each trailer had different CGI

You could call it "progress" between trailers, but it doesn't look like they made any progress. Mostly it just looks different, not better.

>>90816285
oglaf: the beacon of truth we need

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>>90814691
>>90823021
Oh shit

I thought it was just on Y The Last Man

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>>90814671
Whoever wrote this likes to lick hairy pits, I'd bet my whole savings account on it.

To be honest they're right and ancient warrior women probably didn't shave their pits, but doesn't wonder woman live in modern times in most comics? I think it was post WW1 when the trend kicked off, because razor companies needed to keep selling at home while the men were off so they did a market campaign to sell razors to housewives. Anyways, if anyone wanted warrior women to be realistic about their hair they should start with complaining about the fact none of them have short hair or at the very least wear their hair up in a bun where it won't get in their eyes during a fight.

>>90814691
>>90823021
>>90835816
#OneTitWonder2017
let's go to twitter and start the trend, lads.

>>90832985
maybe men wouldn't be so bitchy if women actually fucked them.

or maybe reality sucks for people who are emotionally insecure... of which plenty men and women are

>>90814671
>freaking out about shaving

EVERYONE should trim their armpit hair. you don't have to shave it, just trim it. it's not a big deal. just get rid of it because that's how the stink stays, it gets in the hair. if you have hair there, you can't apply deoderant well.

i'm a dude and i trim my armpit hair like twice a year because hair traps bad smells and gets in the way of soap and deoderant. i don't know why anyone would ever expect a woman to shave their armpits when that makes the hair grow back even thicker.

trim it up. it's hygienic. razor blading that shit is just going to lead to problems

>>90814671
>those skinny arms

wonder woman ain't some skinny waif. the fuck is this movie shit?

>>90814764
eat shit carpetbagger

>>90833336
What was one of the biggest memes of last year?

>>90847510
if men want sex that bad they can fuck each other

>>90847648
regrowth only seems thicker because the ends have yet to be tapered down by friction

>>90842680
Nope. Body grooming and shaving/removing body hair has been a thing for ages because of hygiene issues.

>>90839758
The effects guys have to justify their paychecks. Same reason 4kids throws in all sorts of edits that don't even have anything to do with sanitizing or localizing content.

>>90837071
>Feminists are stupid.
pretty sure it's the feminists fighting for the right to have body hair

>>90816386
Probably because that's exactly what Wonder Woman's character is. A S&M fetishist's wet dream, masquerading as female empowerment. Even Wonder Woman's creator thought that feminism and femdom were the same thing.

>>90850965
please teach us more, /co/ wikipedia reader

>>90814691
>>90814718
>cut off tits
>implying i dont want to happen

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>>90828811
Honestly it's nothing new. People have been noting the masculinity of the American female for well over a century. Frontier life hardens people up.

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>>90851518
>ywn have a house-husbando

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>>90814691
There is only one kind of true Amazon and WW doesn't stand the ghost of a chance!

>>90825065
She should have it because women want to piss men off.
>This is the actual motivation.

>>90814671
Sweet click bait thread nerd

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Why wouldn't the character want to look good?

Only fat, nasty legbeards don't shave their armpits because they think that being thoroughly disgusting will eventually make people accept being gross as the new norm for women (meanwhile watch them demand that all men must be 10/10 while they try to ridicule men that don't meet their own standards.)

It's easier than taking proper care of your body.
The level of delusion is full circle.

>>90815839
Amazons were probably based on the Iranic steppe peoples. I'm not going to say "Scythians" because there isn't really good evidence of Scythians/Sakas existing in 800 BC or 1200 BC but we do know that Iranian steppe peoples often had the toughest chicks join in combat too.

>>90851413
Actually according to wikipedia Wonder Woman was invented in the 1940s, long before modern feminism existed

>>90851573
Are there not homosexuals who prefer to stay at home?

>>90825738
>>90828811
Historically women have never done anything themselves

Those big poofy wigs and makeup and bright puffy clothes worn by 17th century nobility were largely abandoned because French noblewomen began copying the styles of French noblemen, much to their annoyance

So began the trend towards men wearing lighter, darker clothes and avoiding makeup.

>>90839611
Why are critics such betas

Why are so many men in general pathetic faggots?

>>90814671

I guess for the sake of realism on the next Superman film he should not fly. Bcs you know... men can't fly

>>90853534
Because body hair is comparable to the ability to fly

>>90817067
>German in Stahlhelm on the left
>something that should be a Soviet Commisar on the right
>Wondie in the middle fighting them both.
A case of commie nazis?

>>90814671
Gogo's a woman and she doesn't have armpit hair

>>90814671
>amazonian
she doesn't look like she's ever been to the amazon.
not nearly dark enough.

>>90814671
>making a huge fuzz about armpit hait

Why are anglosphere countries so retarded?

https://archive.is/s69Ln Reminder

>>90816438
Quentin Tarantino, hero of the oppressed.

>>90814671

I'm hoping that society is getting closer to integrating the new reality of social media giving everyone a voice. To some degree its a good thing but the simple truth of the matter is that the internet has expanded the reach of people who used to only be heard by standing on street corners with "the end is nigh" signs.

This is simply a non-story, that a couple of outlyer kooks are upset about a 100% trivial issue and suddenly its international news. Society *must* adjust to social media and start filtering out the truly irrelevant.

I don't see why they'd want her to have hairy pits, I'd gladly shove my face into Gadot's smooth underarms.

>>90850554
Having hairy armpits, like every other "right" feminists fight for, is already allowed freely. Nobody will arrest them for having body hair.

>>90851670
if you wouldn't sleep with an attractive woman just because she has body hair (like all fucking women do) you're a goddamn beta of the highest order. You wouldn't have lasted a day in the 1970s, let alone 70 BC.

>>90856585
>If you wouldn't sleep with an attractive women who has unattractive features then you're not an alpha male
Whatever you say bucko.

>>90842680
>it was post WW1 when the trend kicked off, because razor companies needed to keep selling at home while the men were off so they did a market campaign to sell razors to housewives.

>citation needed intensifies

>>90856585
>sleeping with anyone before marriage
cuck

>>90857158
Citation: my WWI fanfic

>women don't have to cave to beauty standards blah blah

Don't really care. It's not revolutionary, and the only annoying thing about it is that feminists think it is. People shave their armpit hair as a matter of personal hygiene - when you don't shave it, odors more easily cling in the hair there, and if you don't shower or use antiperspirant you end up inconveniencing everyone around you with your personal odor. Making women more stinky is hardly some revolutionary act, only under that pretense is it stupid. Only under that pretense will people be annoyed.

>>90847510
>I don't have to act like an adult until a lady touches my peepee

Oh my god.

>>90858349
Women's liberation for civil rights and economic opportunities are largely complete at this point (beyond bickering over what is and isn't equal pay based on aggregate stats), so most of the battles feminists have left are symbolic and ultimately don't matter at all. Fighting fashion and body trends isn't really doing much to "free" women from oppression, but it feels nice to be involved in a "cause." And fighting for women's rights in places like Africa and the ME is hard and creates cognitive dissonance because of Islamic values.

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I think we should go full tilt reverse, and men should start taking up all the beauty effects women abandon, yet still being naturally built stronger, naturally more aggressive and dominative, and with less emotional instability. Imagine a man with long braided hair and makeup, is shaven and well groomed and composed, wears elaborate garb, has manly confidence, speaks in a deep voice, and still runs shit. Could be dope, senpai.

>>90859193
Anon, you almost convinced me this was a good idea. wtf
I mean, it would totally work, but for the reaction we want the majority of women would have to have abandoned those beauty standards, and right now they are a minority.