Why is she considered the best of the 3?

She's the only one who isn't completely hideous.

Least amount of flaws in terms of appearance compared to her other sisters.

>>90811912
May's pretty cute in a hillbilly way

>>90811898
Looked and sounded the least redneck-y

>>90811898
She doesn't look like an Oblong's character

edgy dark colored spooky ooky

Pretty much what other anons said. Should could be interpreted as a pretty much normal looking girl with blue hair. May had a pig nose and buck teeth, Lee had a bruiser chin and awful hair

>>90811912

We don't know what Lee looks like though.

>>90811898
she's the weakest character but the most appealing design

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>>90812079
lol what

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Freckles, Tomboyish look, bedroom eyes, blue hair, short hair, shoulderless shirt, midriff, belly-button, sly.

10 year old me would be drenching in sweat if I was approached by a girl like that who aggressively showed interest in me.

>>90812146

Damn, I do not remember that.

She actually looks like she'll be hot if she did her hair.

May really got shafted in the genetic lottery.

>>90812189
I wouldn't say she's tomboyish. She's just as nasty as her sisters.

>>90812238
May does have the longest hair

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I think it also has to do with the fact that if anyone would like to relate with or be one of the ed boys, it would be unanimous that everyone would prefer to be Double D.

>>90812292
>that everyone would prefer to be Double D

That depends on what exactly is up with his head.

The reason is a concrete science. Once a woman hides one of her eyes behind her hair, she becomes 150% more attractive. It adds an aura of mystery psychologically, as well as negates the need for inherent symmetry.

Prove me wrong.

>>90812292
Fuck that.

I wanna be Ed and get NEET bucks for being mentally challenged but functioning enough to have fun and able to do whatever you felt like. Plus he's strong as fuck and likely hung like a horse.

She basically looked like a blue-haired Naz with paler skin, freckles, and eyeshadow. And Naz was universally seen as attractive in-universe.

Plus, she was the Kanker who was obsessed with Double-D, who I'm going to assume is the one most /co/cksuckers identified with as kids. That and the fact she has Sailor Mercury hair coincidentally (?) endeared her to us nerds who were waifu-fagging before that was even a term

>>90812345

It is also a trait of autism to not be able to look people in their eyes.

It may be possible that the autistic like pirates and people with blindfolds.

>>90811898
Closest of the three to resembling anything remotely close to conventionally attractive.

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>>90812345
>Prove me wrong.
I can't, cuz you're right!

>>90811912
pretty much this, FPBP

>>90811981
Yes, someone gets it.

>>90812372
>I wanna be Ed
And deal with Sarah? HELL no.
Double D has a better relation with her than her own brother.

I'm not sure I'd say I definitely want to be Double D like that anon suggests though, at times he's a little off kilter himself, early and late season. Those sticky notes, and some of his routine and habits are just not regular.

Eddy's only ills are his ego and greed and his brother. Otherwise he seems to be a fairly normal kid.

>>90812079
Lee has three eyes under that hair.

>>90812379
>girls like the nerdy guys

Glad I never fell for the meme because I could never be the meme. I was Johnny-tier minus plank. And Marie thought Johnny was a weirdo.

Yeah I'm black

Johnny was black right?

>>90812521
>Eddy's only ills are his ego and greed

and being a manlet

>>90812379
>she looked like Nazz except for her everything
They were pretty distinct and attractive in different ways. Nazz had the more wholesome girl next door thing going (plus DSLs) and Marie cornered the bad girl market. Their similarities end at being attractive and roughly the same build.

>>90812559
>Johnny was black right?
Probably. Fellow former Johnny here, although I've been the entire male cast at different points in my life.

>>90811898
>no buck teeth
>not retarded
>not a massive Lucy Ball head of curly red hair
>not the leader who is a straight up sadist
>non raspy voice

Mind you I say this as a masochist. She's the normie pick above and beyond.

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>>90812699
One things for sure, I'd fucking ride a girl with a pixie cut like a bull right now if I could.

You think we're gonna make it?

>>90812594
HE'S NOT LITTLE!

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>>90811898
Coquettish hair-over-eye and eyeliner. It's cartoon visual cue for being flirty and feminine.

>>90812736
>dating girl
>jokingly suggest she should get a pixie cut
>oh no anon I look terrible with short hair
>well fuck

>You think we're gonna make it?
I've slept with far more women than any 4chan poster had right too, and I've yet to make with a pixie girl. Maybe you guys will have better luck because I'm fucking straight laced and old as fuck now.

>>90811912
May's cute in a dorky way

Fuck Marie, Kill Lee, Marry May, right?

>>90813472
Absolutely. A lot of guys say marry Marie, but she's the absolute worst marriage prospect. Don't marry a girl just for being hot.

>short blue hair
nuff said

Lee > Marie > Nazz > Shit > Sarah > May

>>90813568
especially since Marie is canonically gonna become a fatass when she grows older
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clN6581EyNY

>>90811898
because she has blue hair and /co/ is full of f/a/ggots

>>90812521
>Those sticky notes, and some of his routine and habits are just not regular.

Mostly just severe OCD and whatnot.

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>>90812444
topjej, also checked

>>90811898
Best looking maybe. She's a lazy skank otherwise. Here's what each Kanker has to offer.

>Marie: looks
>Lee: ambition
>May: affection
So who the best is to a particular person really depends on who they'd pick out of Avril Lavigne, Lady Macbeth, and their mother.

>>90814710
>lazy skank
nah they show all three of them doing house work and shit

>>90812146
OUR MOM'S NOT HOME

>>90812146
lee also has the best armpits

>>90811898
Idk, I always preferred Lee.

>>90811981
may would actually be good for shit besides fucking

>>90812815
Nobody here has had a chance with pixie cut girls since fucking scott pilgrim hit theaters. the majority of us are doomed. the pixie cut is dominated by lgbt bitches now.

May has the ass.
Lee has the titties.
Marie is tight butt and DFC. Until she gains all that weight in her 20s, that is.

Based on these parameters, I choose May.

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>>90812521
>Double D has a better relation with her
shame that ship gets ignored by the fans for the most part, as it definitely has a ton of potential to be adorable

>>90812602
>plus DSLs
that would definitely have been an improvement on the Kanker's designs if they had those like Nazz and Sarah do

>>90815668
why choose when you can fuse?

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>>90815731
>Implying she didn't
God just looking at this makes my cock grade: DIAMONDS.

>>90812559
>>90812699
Johnny has autism.

>>90815916
Well I meant them having them as permanent features, and yeah I can agree there

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I was WAY into Marie as a kid but recently I've been into Lee, from a gross horny girl kinda perspective.
She's large and in charge.

>>90812292
As a kid i always Identified as Eddy and the older I get the more I do.

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>>90815916
Kankers only have DSL when they want to.

That said their DSL is the BEST. I'd totally smooch a kanker.

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>>90817909
Same, also I've leaning towards red heads now.

>>90815731
>shame that ship gets ignored by the fans for the most part

I will say this: if it continued to a point where Edd and Sarah got married, imagining an adult Ed being the happy as can fucking be at the fact that Double D is now his brother (in-law) makes this ship a STRONG contender.

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>>90811898
It's the whole "tough punk chick falls in love with the softspoken nerd" that some lucky enough to have in our youths, but most never did and look back on it longingly.

Show of hands everybody:
Who here had, or maybe still has, a Marie?

>>90818150
Imagine what a grown up sarah could do with those fish lips of hers.

>>90818271
>Who here had, or maybe still has, a Marie?
Doesn't really count, but I'm working on a webcomic and named the main character after her.

I kinda want the Kankers to sing "Blue" from Heathers

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>>90811898
>Why is she considered the best of the 3?
Because she's designed to look the prettiest. Also, the one eye thing, it creates a bit of mysterious sexiness I guess?
If she got them uncovered, she wouldn't look that unique anymore.

That said, I actually prefer Lee and May.

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hi

>>90818737
Someone made porn with these models didn't he?

>>90811898
one word
>no flaws

>>90818271
I did back in highschool, she was two years older than me and she jerked me off in a movie theater.
Taught how to drive, how to smoke weed and how to shotgun a beer.
Good stuff.

>>90817980
Agreed

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>>90817994
Thicc May

>>90818737

source?

>>90818271
Never with the girls in my neighborhood, but thanks to my sister and her friends I knew the black kids one school district over, and the girls, particularly one Zaniyah, used to get all up on my junk. My sis and their folks would get blazed af while we went to her room and played "house".

>>90812146

>marie and lee have the same eyes while may's is different

they all have different dads right?

is may adopted or something?

>>90819638
That's the kind of love John Mellencamp would write a song about. Good on ya.

>>90818271
>tough punk chick
I feel like a lot of people fapped so hard to the porn that they forgot what these characters actually were on the show.

Marie is just trailer trash. She isn't a punk rock chick, scene girl, etc. She's just trailer trash. She never wore chokers, spiked apparel, had a guitar, etc. All she had was green pants, a pink belt, a black wifebeater, a black wristband, terrible cooking skills, and a fucked up sense of love.

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>>90821431
>All she had was green pants, a pink belt, a black wifebeater, a black wristband, terrible cooking skills, and a fucked up sense of love.
And a GRRRREAT ASS

>>90821466
She's a child, anon.

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>>90821431
Like the Beastie Boys said, she's crafty, and she's just my type.

>>90811912
>implying

Marie is the best looking, though.

>>90818150
Sarah also has the appeal of being a bitch to everyone but sweet to her husbando. I don't know why I'm so drawn to female characters like that, but it's a more appealing concept to me than a firl who is a bitch to everyone including her husbando, ie Marie. Double D is probably the only one who can calm Sarah down, but Marie cannot be calmed. She's a force of nature.

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>>90821514
Dat feel she ask for the shaft

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>>90821634
>but Marie cannot be calmed. She's a force of nature.
This only makes my dick harder.

>>90821466
FRECKLED

ASS

>>90821652
It's good for your dick but when you're talking marriage you gotta think about the other 23 hours in the day.

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>>90815731
>>90818385
I like to imagine Sarah vet's a decent pair by the time she's older.

>>90812444
>search that on YouTube
>find this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCMIYAjHiH4

O-okay.

>>90821343
Yeah, it's never explicitly stated but they refer to them as their dads, plural. It's also possible for them to look the way they do and still have the same father. The hair color thing is really the only thing that raises suspicion. That May looks so dopey could have been just a case of taking after a different parent than the other two, or a recessive gene from a grandparent or something. But yeah, 3 dads. Each within about a year of the next. Or maybe Mama Kanker released 3 eggs in one day.

>>90821727
For
>>90821678

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>>90811981
my man

she was basically the ideal femdom relationship.
smart, cunning, and abnormally strong girl and bookish, nerdy quiet guy who can barely open a door.

shit's hot bro

She becomes fat and hideous in the future

>>90821678
They dated the Kankers as teens, didn't they?

>>90822132
You shut your whore mouth.

>>90821431
It's dumb. but this actually pisses me off so much.

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>>90822132
>she becomes fat in the future
i fail to see the problem here

>>90815731
>>90821514

Didn't Naz also so an interest in DD?

The dude was like a chad nerd.

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>>90822209
It's canon
It's part of a deleted scene where the Eds grow old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clN6581EyNY

>>90815731
>>90821634
>Adult!Johnny 2x4, the neighborhood vagrant, doing weird shit in Sarah's front lawn
>Sarah telling him repeatedly to buzz off, getting angrier and angrier
>about to blow her stack and commit a homicide when Edd walks out
>places hand on her shoulder
>she immediately turns around and embraces him, groaning as she buries her face in his chest
>Edd has a brief convo with Johnny then hands him a dollar and sends him on his way
>Edd tries to head back inside but is held in place by Sarah's super strength
>her face has gone from a scowl to a look of pure happiness as she closes her eyes and rests her head against him
>she sighs in contentment
Wew lad if only.

>>90818271
I am the Marie

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>>90822298
You said it yourself. It was deleted.

That's because the staff realized this was unrealistic. Marie is going to grow up into a supermodel with an extremely hot body.

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>>90822298
DELET THIS

>>90822296
He was like Smart Kevin, who is the chaddiest chad in chad town. Lookswise at least. Also Nice Kevin. He can get along with anybody.

>>90818271
I had a couple Maries in my life but I hated being a dude. I put on this really macho persona because I was repressing being trans and that drove them all away.
Now I'm exactly who I want to be but I'm all alone

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>>90822077
Keep holding on to that fantasy

>>90822369
Have you turned yourself in yet?

>>90821900
>mama kanker released three eggs in one day while getting her biweekly creampie gangbang
Topkek

>>90822379
Reminder that a nude version of this exists, but the artist sold the pic (and all of its versions) and only 1 person has it now.

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>>90811898
Wait a sec
She's clearly the hottest
She's the one who is the in universe otp with Double D

Hey, Double D wins one for once!

>>90822298
>"And we honeymooned in the junkyard."

Man, that's ridiculously lewd.

>>90811912
Fpbp

>>90822379
Ha. Hahahaha.
Find the nearest trailer park and look for a woman over 25 who isn't a great white whale or working on it. Marie would have hope if she left the trailer park, but she seems content to stay there doing hood rat shit with her sisters, and ultimately would probably bring the trailer park with her wherever she goes.

>mfw imagining Marie preparing sketti for her obese offspring
>mfw nfw

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Marie a cute

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>>90822501
I actually received the lingerie and nude versions years ago but I don't have the files anymore ;_;
There's also a sketch version but I never saw it.

>>90822432
Masterful. How much experience do you think she's had disrobing men?

>>90813732
>cut scene

Nope

>>90822298
Even the audience was booing.

>>90822644
Pretty sure the lingerie version is online, just not the nude one.

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>>90822577
I don't care, I'd love Marie forever whether she's fat or thin.
Maybe it's because of a childhood crush, maybe it's because I'm a dyke, but her personality is what does it for me. The other Kanker sisters are just obsessive lovers, which is cute and all, but Marie just has this downright evilness to her that's far sexier than whatever body type she might have.

>>90821811
I'm not gonna click that.

>>90822298
Looks like a dream sequence.

>>90822693
It was more of a disappointed "aww" than a "boo."

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>>90822577
kek
you made me remember the disaster of Honey Boo Boo

But, actually, let's say she marries Edd. Her life would be completely different, he would make sure she has a better situation. And body.

Marie was always the cutest, it isn't a contest.

I've actually grown to appreciate May.

>>90822766
It's just a suggestive video set to some dialogue from the show.

>>90822590
>>90822737

getting the impression that marie drags down double d to her trailertrash status and the two end up as a drugged out couple

>>90822809
>not appreciating all of them

>>90822841
I've tried to give Lee a chance but she has the unfortunate trifecta of worst face, worst voice and worst hairstyle.

>>90822501
I remember there being a pantsu variant on it, is that still out there?

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>>90821764
I prefer Vampire Meerkat's theory that it all goes to her hips.

>>90822794
There's not much he can do to "make sure" of that. She would have have to want to change herself, but why bother when you've already caught the man, the house and already have a strategy for keeping those things that doesn't require self improvement, namely violence. She'd still have a taste for all the bad food from her trailer park days like those questionable green burgers. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

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>>90822379
>>90822644
>>90822699
There's this, but I can't find anything more at the moment.

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>>90822825
Nah, Marie convinces DD to be a bit more rebellious which he goes about doing in the most polite way possible, so not a great deal different from his normal inclinations. However it's just enough to knock him out of his perfect academic standing and put him as just "significantly above average" instead of top of the class. His parents naturally assume he's thrown his entire life away and give him grief about it. Eventually DD finds the average life isn't so bad and lets himself slip a bit further. DD is pulled down, Marie is pulled up, and they end up with a normal middle class life.
This is actually the best end for both of them, Marie needed an escape from the trailer park, and DD may have had the intelligence to be a brilliant mind in the top of any field he choose but not quite the ambition to gain the notoriety for it. If DD stuck with his studious life he's guaranteed to end up working log hard hours creating innovations someone higher up than him takes all the credit for.

Best end: Marie and Edd become small town mechanics. Marie has the elbow grease and experience, Edd has the buisness sense and cleaver engineering.

>>90823005
I see you have put a lot of thought into this.

>>90811898
Because she was the cool one. May was the real prize; dumb blonde with a great ass and your only competition is a literal retard that doesn't want her, no offense to Ed of course.

>>90822760
If any kanker was gonna go both ways, it'd probably be Marie.

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>>90823041
I was making it up as I went actually

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>>90815282
Fuck
I never thought I'd be nostalgic for 2010.

Marie actually might be the worst case of character flanderization by fans in all of /co/ media.

>>90822931
>Sarah chose double D
>Jimmy didn't man up

Going full head canon, but Jimmy is going to grow up fine. I.e. boy with the snake tattoo, and Eddy's protégé show's he has a alpha hiding inside. Probably won't emerge until Sarah starts getting attention from other boys.

>>90823168
I don't know about that.

may was kinda plain and homely but also cute and loving. the kind of simple girl you could make a big family with and be simple dumb as rocks rednecks. a simple life.

lee is kind of the opposite. shes got the 50's valley girl vibe going with her beehive. most likely a golddigger. ambitious and wants fancy things. epitome of a trophy wife.

marie was the cool punk rock bad girl that paradoxically liked nerdy boys. shes also the slutyest in appearance, but was focused on a single guy.

>>90823238
jimmy was queer and sarash was his fag-hag. it was pretty obvious.

>>90823259
>but was focused on a single guy.

For the most part. There were some episodes where the Kankers would start being interested in the other Eds.

See
>>90822432

Also, the episode where Edd and Ed paid the Kankers a bribe, but didn't have enough money to get Eddy out, too, so they all took turns with Eddy.

>>90823005
Consider Double D's relationship with Eddy. He's opposed to a lot of the shit he does but he goes along with it for a variety of reasons, not least of which being a weak personality up against a strong personality. Eddy's bullshit usually doesn't interfere with school, but the Kankers are professional delinquents and all but May are VERY strong personalities. Marie will lure him in with her semen demon ways and slowly corrupt him, taking advantage of his emotions to convince him to do things he wouldn't on his own, which could possibly be a good thing but considering the source, probably not. The ideal scenario, a happy life with no problems and everyone is their best selves except Double D whose ideal life is being dragged down into mediocrity for some reason, is not the most likely.

I foresee either Double D drawing a line and them breaking up, or a lower middle class existence. Double D ends up working hard anyway but has very little to show for it. Also, a teen pregnancy maybe. And it would still be a win for Marie.

>>90823238
The only way Jimmy is going alpha is if he constantly has the boomerang. Without it I can see his future being a little more fabulous.

>>90823326
i actually like the idea that jimmy is straight anyway. its a nice fuck you to gender roles and stereotypes about gay guys.

>>90823246
Name another character who's perception by fans is universally so off mark from what they were shown to be in their original media.

I'm talking the whole fanbase has more or less agreed to make fanworks depicting the character in the flanderized way. I can't think of any character that comes close.

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>>90812815
>I've slept with far more women than any 4chan poster had right too, and I've yet to make with a pixie girl.
>I've slept with far more women

Oh, woe is you. Surely your life must be a nightmare without end.

>>90823385
The >I've slept with far more women than any 4chan poster had right too

Means he got a handy from a dollar whore.

>>90823366
flanderization is taking a character's personality to extremes out of fear of developing them in a way that disappoints fans.

this is just people being creative with what kind of teenager/adult marie might grow up to be.

>strained relationship with parents
>grew up an impoverished social outcast
>defies female gender roles
thats pretty much a recipe for a future punk chick. theyre not that far off.

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>>90823366
I don't think that really counts as flanderization.
Also I'm sure there are probably several Adventure Time characters that pull it off possibly Steven Universe.
If we're counting porn and cheesecake this is your average Jasper.

>>90823444
Nah, most of these fags are hoping for a Chloe from Life is Strange. AKA, a repressed lesbian with a pot habit.

>>90823238
Jimmy will be a manipulative beta orbiter. So nothing will change, really. His personality seems more underhanded than to become an alpha strutting around bedding women with just a look. I could see him becoming an old school PUA, and by old school I mean last decade, complete with a ridiculous moniker and equally ridiculous clothing. I guess he'd still get laid, but it's a little sadder.

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>>90823331
>so they all took turns with Eddy
All good if it's in the family I guess. Nazz seem off limits to double D

>>90823495
Why would they hope for literally the worst girl in the game

>>90823366
I'm curious what you are referring to specifically. Like, genuinely interested. What kind of character is she and what is the fan perception?

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>>90823568
Also Lee's outfit is cute

>>90823571
>"game"

>>90823571
Because they are also repressed lesbians with pot habits.

>>90823568
>DD keeping his body as far away as possible while dancing
Too close to home.

>>90823568
jealous girls are so hot. what do you call those in japanese. you guys got a word for that right

>>90823656
Jearous Gilr

>>90823568
>>90823605
Marie and (somewhat) Lee are definitely the jealous type. If you ever cheated on Marie she would probably murder that poor girl. then probably tie you down and hatefuck the shit out of you.

>>90822296
Lee was the only girl he didn't have any shipping moments with(which has me curious as to how to set one up as I'm a suckered for Harem scenarios)

>>90822327
Got me imagining Sarah as an adult having a Samantha Wright or Julia Vins sort of physique

>>90823649
>May and Lee haven't had to remove a single thing.
They're cheating. I can't tell if marie is stripping or

>>90823649
What do you think DD would give up first, boxers or the hat

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>>90823599
She's sleazy, stinky, yellow tooth stained, unkempt trailer trash. Fan perception is that she's a blue haired pic related with a hard crush on a nerd. It's very far from the truth.

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Is marie chloe?

>>90823770
Damn dude tough question

>>90823656
yandere?

>>90823735
>Sam Wright with long red hair and DSL
HHHHRRRRRRNNNNNGGGH

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>>90823803
Marie doesn't have tragic backstory

>>90823774
Ah. Okay. I agree.

>>90811912
Yes. She is the most conventionally pretty by far. Which means of the three she's the most likely to end up pregnant within three years, followed closely by May because she's the second prettiest and the dumbest.

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>>90815612
>that May

>>90823869
>growing up trailer trash isn't a tragic backstory
You know she wears her hair like that to hide a black eye one of her moms boyfriends gave her

>>90823981
She wants the Double D

>>90823981
>you're gonna put it in my butt tonight, big boy

>>90823504
This is more or less where I see him as well, although only after Sarah becomes officially off-limits by getting married. As far as that goes, I can see him trying to underhandedly seduce Sarah out of her marriage, which would result in a break in the friendship. Left without a Sarah, any sense of morality within Jimmy evaporates and he becomes Jim, an old-school pickup artist who beds easy women and hates himself for driving away the one girl he actually loved.

A scenario that is likely born out of the fact that I fucking hate Jimmy.

>>90823770
The boomerang episode suggested that Double D doesn't really see his hat as clothes so much as a part of his body, so boxers.

>>90824025
Reminds me of The Emperor's New Groove for some reason.

>>90823875
I have a hard time seeing May as the second prettiest since I can vaguely imagine Lee with a more normal hairstyle. Not Marie toer but probably leaps and bounds better than May. When I think of May I think of a true blue butterface. Dat body is more likely to get her knocked up than being pretty.

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>>90824042
Lee has Izma eye in that pic

>>90824114
I love this artist because the scenes are laid out so effectively and the characters are drawn so expressively that you can damn near hear the characters talking.

>>90824033
either that or Jimmy just goes full-blown r9k and posts tfw no gf threads on 4chan

It was the blue hair, midriff and the fact her chosen "Edd" was the nerd.
The Kankers are interchangeable for the most part so it's not like her personality is what sets her apart.

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>>90822760
>The other Kanker sisters are just obsessive lovers, which is cute and all, but Marie just has this downright evilness to her that's far sexier than whatever body type she might have.
Yeah, her Ed of choice is Double-D, presumably because she loves the way he reacts to her, well, everything, and playing with his head knowing that his adolescent brain is racked with the cognitive dissonance of "She smells like mold and motor oil, why do my nethers tingle?"

>>90824114
This pic made me realize that Eddy is probably the most likely to get with his Kanker willingly. I don't even know what it is, but he seems like the most likely to stand up to them as they get older. I can just imagine this leading to him pushing back a little, particularly against Lee, and at some point it becoming confusingly flirtatious. Loud and angry, but flirtatious. Their relationship would be rockier than the Andes though.

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>>90811898
Show needed more Kanker's bullying Nazz

>>90823722
I'm ok with that

>>90824424
Strongly agree

>>90823735
>Lee was the only girl he didn't have any shipping moments with

DD even had shipping moments with May??

I never gotten around watching this show.

How is it? Is it waifu bait? Cause I like some waifu bait.

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>>90823568
>>90823611
>>90823649
>>90823920
>>90823981
>>90824025
>>90824114
>>90824176
>tfw no Marie gf

Just end my miserable fucking joke of a life already.

>>90824405
Out of the 3 eddy is the more prone to anger and confrontation, hell he already sort of confronted them on the show
>Their relationship would be rockier than the Andes though
Oh absolutely, it would probably be worth it tho

>>90824318
Don't forget the hair over one eye.

>Kankers are interchangeable
Not quite. They may rarely operate outside the unit but they are pretty distinct. If they weren't, I'd fear them all equally instead of fearing the most dangerous one (Lee).

Seriously, Lee could solo the rest of the cast except maybe Rolf

>>90824405
Two very type A personalities. One competitive the other domineering.

Yeah, the Andes is a good analogy.

>>90824405
>he seems like the most likely to stand up to them as they get older.
There is some canonical justification for this, since Eddy is the one who stands up to the Kankers in the rare moments when they're not all running in terror.

As far as getting with the Kankers, I agree with you. Eddy and Lee will end up getting together after months of flirtatious arguments that amplify in intensity, only for their first date to come about from a sincere, unironic "Well why don't we just go to the movies together, then?!" (or something along those lines).

>>90824405
>their relationship is just them screaming at each other between bouts of hatesex

Hot.

>>90824553
It's the reverse of waifu bait, out of 5 female characters only 1 isn't an antagonist and even then she would rather stay away from the Eds

>>90824547
>DD even had shipping moments with May??
The Valentine's Day special, in its entirety.

>>90824547
Valentine's Day special. Marie wasn't happy about it.

>>90824553

It's some top tier slice of life, and I fucking HATE that genre, but this is for the most part 90% good episodes about kids being kids and doing stupid shit and concocting elaborate plans to acquire jawbreakers. I'd list some highlights, but there's just too many.

Also every girl in the show is waifu material in one way or another.

Marie > Sarah > Lee/May > Nazz > Jimmy

>>90824424
I don't know why this is so funny. No matter how many times I see it it's just hilarious.

>>90824608
>Seriously, Lee could solo the rest of the cast except maybe Rolf
Or Ed, if pushed far enough.

>>90824405
Well they all will grow up and become more comfortable around them.
They only get terrorized by the Kankers because they're still kids in the show and still can't quite process their feelings for girls. As soon as puberty hits in earnest the Kanker will have to switch to more physically aggressive tactics if they want to remain predators to the eds.

>>90824553
It's just a classic cartoon that handles slapstick and comedic timing incredibly well.
Sound effects and animation choreography are spot on in almost every episode.
some of it may be nostalgia goggles but it's still a solid show even today.

>>90824553
>>Never watched Ed Edd n Eddy

What the fuck? How you alive anon?

I've noticed that a lot of fanart of older versions of her depict her as a smoker

>>90824756
All the cool teens smoke

>>90824679
>They only get terrorized by the Kankers because they're still kids in the show and still can't quite process their feelings for girls.
This is important because I feel like the Eds' eventual opinions of the Kankers will closely mirror the opinions in this thread. Their interactions will undoubtedly become more complex, and while the end result can vary, at some point it's very likely that the Eds will begin to seriously consider some form of romance with the Kankers.

>>90824405
>This pic made me realize that Eddy is probably the most likely to get with his Kanker willingly.
I imagine it's less him being the only one to willingly do so, and more him being the only one to make the first move himself, as Ed and Edd are a lot more passive than he is

>>90824547
>DD even had shipping moments with May??
they had an entire Valentine's Day special centered around it

>>90824553
it's one of the overall best shows CN has ever made

>>90824756
She's trailer trash so it wouldn't surprise me if that was somewhat canon.

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>>90824668
Ed doesn't need to be upset to be strong, he's always freakishly powerful. It's just when angry he will deliberately smack things and people around with his full strength. But even when he's happy and easy going he can accidentally cause mass damage with careless actions. He's brutalized the Kankers a few times when he forgot his situation and casually stop/struck them as they charged towards him. Ed's just too simple minded to know he's strong.

Alright, heaven or hell /co/: who's the better EEnE fanartist, Bloochikin or VampireMeerkat?

>>90824844
Eddy is a cute manlet. Sort of reminds me of Joe Pesci's character from Goodfellas.

She's punk, she isn't a dumbass, she actually looks good, she is essentially the least fucked up of the kankers

>>90824809

she probably doesn't believe in condoms either

>>90813770
arn't the stickies left by his parents though?

>>90824881
>Bloochikin
Didn't even read that last name.

>>90823363
I mean, stereotypes happen for a reason. Jimmy was definitely at least bi, maybe playing up his queer traits so that he could get in closer to a girl he actually liked (Sarah).

t. bi guy

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>>90824881
honestly that's a pretty hard question, as both do a lot of good stuff

>>90824844

>Ed doesn't need to be upset to be strong

Fucking that. He's casually pulled trees out of the goddamn ground while not even pissed. Dude's a frightening beast.

>>90824881
>VampireMeerkat
Too much ooc for me, but >>90824180 said

>>90823774
I get where you're coming from, sort of, but the Kankers were shown to bath together and do their hair and all that chick shit.
They're just nasty, not unhygienic.

Ed was the one who was a walking biohazard. He forgot to or avoided bathing for days and actively tried to keep as much filth accumulated in his room.

I think May was the only Kanker who could look past this partially because she was sweet on him, but also because she was just as dim.

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>>90817994
>Lee leaning over suggestively with that look of confidence on her face

damn, that's a good cosplay.

>>90812292
Maybe, but Im more like Ed. Besides being dumb I guess.

>>90824800
Not the only one to do so willingly, but the most likely. Because he's the most likely to push back, he's going to feel less and less intimidated by them. That intimidation would be the biggest barrier, and the other Eds would likely still be have it, particularly Edd, who is the most sensitive yet paired with arguably the most aggressive Kanker. Ed would probably just let it happen after realizing May herself is mostly harmless, so you're right there. But in order of resistance to dating their Kanker from most to least, it'd be Edd, Ed, n Eddy. With Edd being pretty resistant, Eddy actively pursuing, and Ed just doing whatever because he stops caring. A nice mix.

>>90825053
I like long-haired Marie

>>90822432
Call me a kek if you wanna, I'd actually be ok with sharing Marie with Ed, provided he exclusively used the backdoor so there's no chance of me raising his retard kids. Ed was always bro-tier.

>>90823347
>Marie will lure him in with her semen demon ways and slowly corrupt him, taking advantage of his emotions to convince him to do things he wouldn't on his own,
Butt stuff?

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>>90825790
Butt stuff

>>90823616
Not a lesbian or even a girl, but I'd totally love to smoke out Marie.

>>90825817
...please tell me that dialogue isn't edited.

>>90824881
Vampire Meerkat is better at imitating the show's style while Blookchin's art is fucking phenomenal.

I think I'll give the edge to Vampire Meerkat just because the sheer amount of content she's put out.

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because of the potential for THICC

>>90826406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc

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>>90818271
I still wonder if this guy will come back to tell more of the story.

>>90826406
May is already the thickest one, she's just a child though so it hasn't manifested properly. Marie will be naturally slender then skinnyfat then fatfat. Slender is good too, not every character needs to be thick.

>>90811898
By far.

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>>90811898
She was always my favorite, personally.

>>90812736
Same, A+ taste anon. Only problem is every girl I flirt with who has a pixie cut tells me she's gay soon after.

>>90825978

>Huniepop
>Kyu

It's not .

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>>90818271
Didn't still don't.

>>90811898
She's seems like a lot of fun to be around, and I like girls that are a little abusive but lovely.

>>90821160
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/221583#search=blenderknight

>>90827018
Dude, no.
http://blenderknight.tumblr.com/tagged/kankersisters

>>90825978
it most likely is not given this is in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcGPYxpPt6Q

>>90827247
what even is this game

>>90818271
She was the start of a lifelong fetish for trashy punky chicks

>>90811912
I always thought it was weird how the show treated her as being ugly like her sisters when I never thought she was.

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If the thread survives after I eat dinner, I 'll do some Kanker requests.

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>>90828454
Cool m8

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>>90828454
My body is ready.

>>90826406
sauce?

I'll be honest all the Kankers were designed to be unappealing to varying degrees, and with the art style the show it wasn't hard but May definitely had a trashy hot sort of look.
Marie was cute in a dumb airhead kind of way and Lee well she was the least feminine of all of them plus the hair didn't help.

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>>90824114
>tfw you're not a child anymore
I'M NOT OLD

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>>90826764
>the original storyboard was better than this
What's the story behind this? Did the valentines episode have a different plot?

>ponytail princess Marie
Oh my!

>>90828454
That's a long time to eat

>>90827142
Them lips on May.

>>90817994
That's a Grade-A Lee damn

>>90830440
I had to buy it first. But I just finished.

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>>90811898
I prefer Lee Kanker

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>>90811912
i do not agree with that statement

>>90822369
MARYLAND?
A
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?

>>90831282
that guy needs to make a blowjob loop already.

>>90831282
>Foreskin.

Thhhank you, that makes it so much more immersive.

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>>90830963
Marie with a sidecut plz?

>>90811898
Okay write challenge
1.pick a Kanker. You now have a date with her.
2. Unfortunately you only have $20 bucks in your pocket. What do?
3. It turns out the only reason she decided to go out with you is to try and show her fetish to someone. What is it, and how does she go about it?

>>90823803
Nah Marie is actually likable

i can't believe the game thought the final "hardest" choice would be either saving this horrible bitch or an entire town of innocent people

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>>90815612
>May

>>90832038
1. Marie obvi
2. $20 is like Trailer Park Thanksgiving. We get a family sized bucket of chicken with TWO sides, drinks and biscuits.
3. She wants to watch someone poop and be watched pooping, and I regret buying all that chicken.

>>90832218
Yes, because your opinion is so important to anything.

>>90815612
This is actually pretty close to how I think they'd look as adults. I didn't really anticipate May becoming the hot one, but I find it kind of funny. Ohmygod that bod. Cute too.

>>90832038
1.May
2. Like >>90832248 said, a good bucket of chicken
3. She likes to get down and dirty, meanwhile getting all musky and putting you into various spots where she makes you smell her.

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>>90815612

Those look familiar

>>90828704
What do the guys in the background represent?

>>90832999
Parents walking in.

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>>90815612
This guy is cool

>>90832999
His past mistakes.

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>>90833104
Those version 2 models look even better

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>>90832015

>>90832218
>entire town of innocent people
THOSE WERE MY BEAAANS

>>90828454
Yo my man can I get some Eddy and Lee hugging?

>>90833262
Well met, drawfriend.

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>>90833261
>posting the lowres versions

>>90833262
You're doing God's work anon, thanks.

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>>90833261
protip: replace the 500 in the URL with 1280 to get an image without a hilariously small resolution

>>90833299
>It's okay to kill everyone because some of them are assholes

>>90832038
1. Marie
2. Buy a gram of pretty good weed.
3. Her fetish is stoned sex, so it worked out pretty well.

That's trailer park life.

>>90822737
Kinda looks like scout from TF2

>>90833553
Maybe outfit wise cause faces are nothing alike

>>90823656
Tsundere

>>90818271
I did. We even called them "The Kankers." 3 sisters living on our block. Oldest one was 5 years older than me and had blue hair in that pixie-cut. On my 12th birthday, she took me out to her dad's tool shed and let me feel her up. Of course, she had a thing about taking boys virginity. Although we never did anything penetrative, she did, supposedly, suck my best mate's dick. I see her every so often. She's got a husband and a 3 kids now. One time, we met up and went for coffee. Naturally, she decided to give me a raging boner by breastfeeding the kid in front of me. I doubt she'd let me, but we both knew I wanted to be the one sucking her tits.

>>90828454
D-do it.

>>90818271

Closest thing I have to a Marie is a coworker of mine. She's thirty, I'm twenty. Spanish, short hair, etc. She makes comments about wanting to run her fingers through my hair, calls me "future baby daddy", etc.

She's the hottest fucking girl I've ever met. According to a couple other girls she doesn't do this to anyone else I work with. She has a couple kids and that wouldn't bother me but she started dating her old, actual baby daddy before flirting with me and I ain't tryna to cuck a nigga

>>90828454
since they never had one in the show, do a shipping moment between Lee and Edd

>>90833261
>>90833339
>>90833409
really hope we get to see the May V2 model soon

>>90834480
my suggestion would be don't actively pursue her while she's still dating the guy, but if it ends between them again then you pursue her as much as possible

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>>90833312

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>>90834962
>tall girl with short male
>lipstick left behind
Muh fetish and literally best couple. Thanks

>>90834839

I think she felt bad because she stopped with it for a while but lately started up again.

I won't pursue a relationship with her because if she flirts with one guy while dating another, she could always do it again. I would probably sleep with her though if that's all she wanted.

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>>90828454
draw more marie lewds

>>90826613
First time reading this and I really want to know how it ended up too.

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>>90815731
it's my otp

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made this on the spot
for you

>>90842226
That's cute.

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>>90834804
>really hope we get to see the May V2 model soon

>>90834804
http://blenderknight.tumblr.com/post/153944911099/the-last-kanker

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>>90842226
really is a shame there isn't more content for it

>>90843237
>>90843504
apparently that's not quite the newest version, he mentions in the post for the V2 models for Marie and Lee that he's still working on a new May model(or at least a new outfit set for her)

>>90843885
> he will release these Blender models for free

kneel and pray to him

>>90828454
Marie force kissing Double D

>>90840483
>>90826613
Has anyone tried to make a thread in hopes he's lurking around?

>>90845930
I don't know, that post was from a "What cartoon girl is like a girl you like in real life" thread. I just go to any thread like that and see if he comes by, if he has I missed it. I've actually seen him twice though, so I know there's a chance he's a average user.

>>90846330
Glad to hear it. Always ask for more if you suspect someone is him.

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How do you think Danny feels knowing that many of his fans have orgasms to Marie even though she's actually 12? Should he disown said fans?

>>90846946
He made Lupo the Butcher and based the Kankers off actual super thirsty girls he used to know, I don't think he's easily phased.

>>90846946
>successful adults worrying about what people on the internet beat off to
Go to bed, Anon.