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What the fuck was his problem? Jack had proven numerous times

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What the fuck was his problem? Jack had proven numerous times he was strong enough to beat Aku. Just let him through the damn portal.
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blue people anon, blue people
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>>90807727
yeah but Aku has hasn't had much experience with people who can hurt him
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>>90807727
Its entirely possible Aku isn't the final boss
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>>90807727
>the portal was destroyed

did Aku kill his ass?!???!!
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>>90807940
Makes me wonder why the Gods didn't get off their fat cans and kill Aku when the realized part of the evil escaped.
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>>90808032
They gave a magic sword, man; you can't expect them to do everything.
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>>90807982
Might've ruined his suit, but I don't think Aku could kill him if Jack couldn't.
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>>90807982

But he saw future Jack being ready to enter the portal.
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>>90808202
On the other hand, he can't hurt Aku.
Attrition's a bitch.
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>>90808266
But could Aku hurt him? The blue guardian was so fast and strong that jack couldn't react to his attacks when he got serious. If neither can hurt the other then I think it becomes a question of 'How long until Aku has to leave to stop Jack from reaching another portal'
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>>90808202
He doesn't have THE SWORD. When Jack didn't have the Sword Aku won hands down. I lost my shit when the latest episode revealed that Aku doesn't yet know Jack lost it, and Jack broke the phone to keep it that way.
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>>90808032
>gods
>ever benevolent
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>>90808564
>He doesn't have THE SWORD.
There are other things that can hurt Aku.
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>>90808032

Because Aku isn't quite the existential threat the Ultimate Evil was

Aku is content to sit on Earth and profit

The Ultimate Evil was likely a threat to the universe as a whole
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>>90808531
How many ways back did Jack find in the series. Off the top of my head:
>Jewel from Jack and the Warrior Woman
>Well from Jack and the Archers
>Portal from Jack Learns to Jump Good
>Fairy from Jack Tales
>Portal from Jack and the Monks
>Portal from Jack and the Travelling Creatures
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Can the gaurdian even hurt aku?
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>>90808620
>Aku is content to sit on Earth and profit
Only occasionally travelling into space to turn planet-eating dragons into BEEF JERKY!
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>>90808634
That's what I mean. Aku can't fight the giant for TOO long or Jack will get back to the past.
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>>90808646
No clue really. The mobster episode establishes that certain types of magic can hurt him or at least consistently chase him off.
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>>90807727
Not yet, man. Not yet
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Will the Guardian let him through at the end of this season?
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>>90809154
That's not what he says.
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>>90808651
I tried to find info on this, but all I found was "Jack and the Farting Dragon"

I did not remember this bag of Whatthefuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppMe1I0xVo8


Why is the Guardian so overpowered?
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>>90808634
Aku Infection
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>>90809287
Nerf this fat fuck.
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>>90809225
Aku's Fairy Tales. It's cute.
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>>90809291
Doesn't a portal get destroyed at the beginning of the Mountain Monks episode?
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>>90809287
He's had thousands of years of more battle experience than Jack and a full array of weapons if anything it's a miracle Jack actually lasted as long as he did
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It's a trick, you can't change the past anyway.
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>>90809154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ikG-jvC_g&t=0s
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>>90809390
>Fucks up Jack's gi laughing the entire time
>Jack turns his bullshit on him
>immediately gets pissed when his suit is tattered
What an ass. Wear something combat practical next time.
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>>90807727
His Idol has to be better than him, he's been watching and training to see and lose to Jack again for a very long time
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>>90809794
I showed my dad Jack and the Scotsman the other day, and the Scotsman is making an ass of himself, and dad says, "It would be poetic if he punctured his bagpipe." He laughed his head off when Jack actually did it, the absolute madman.

>Yoo've done it, now.
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Is there a chance Jack won't get a rematch in the penultimate episode of the season?
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>>90808634
>>90809291
>>90809547
The fruit jewel not-Totoro ate in Jack and the Creature.
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>>90809739
WE
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>>90807727
That makes it seem that Aku either got stronger in the past somehow, or that there is another foe even stronger than Aku in the past and Jak needs to get stronger
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>>90810122
High chance, or he simply lets him through.
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>>90808651
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>>90808032
>>90808620
You know I'm starting to think Aku isn't only a fragment of the cosmic evil. Aku himself has been shown to be able to completely regenerate over time from tiny pieces of him that survive (like whenever Jack beats his ass and hes reduced to the size of a bird or mouse). So I'm wondering if Aku is the whole essence of the cosmic being that hasn't regained his strength and isn't just a fragment.
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>>90810635
B E E F J E R K Y
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>>90808599
you can keep him at bay but only the sword can actually put him down for good
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>>90810863
We already know he's a fragment of the cosmic evil thanks to the Birth of Evil episodes 1 & 2.

Are you saying that he could regrow back into his original cosmic evil form, and that right now he's just in a sort of infantile state?
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>>90812561
>>90812561
i'm a vagabond
i'm a vagabond
My mom says, "You are kinky!"
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>>90813096
>Are you saying that he could regrow back into his original cosmic evil form, and that right now he's just in a sort of infantile state?

Yes just cause it seems beings of pure evil in this setting seem to have the "you have to destroy every last drop it will grow back" thing and I imagine if the cosmic horror fragment from "Birth of Evil" hadn't gotten hit with Japanese arrow voodoo then it would have gone on consuming earth eventually regrowing to the original size.

Unless I'm over thinking this.
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>>90807727

Really hope Jack gets a Round 2 against this guy in the reboot
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past aku is stronger than future aku

future aku is lazy from already having had won for 1000 years. past aku is aku at the top of his game.
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>>90813285
it's a continuation, reboots are remakes or retoolings. season 5 is just season 5
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>>90807727
Here's the deal: Jack must defeat Aku in the future first
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>new episode today

feels good lads
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>>90813257
I like the idea but I think you're overthinking it yeah. If he hasn't *noticeably* gotten significantly stronger these past few thousand years honestly it's not gonna happen soon. Naturally that is.
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>>90808634
The spaceship episode. It was bullshit since the scientists could've easily stopped to wait for Jack or even send him a message.
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>>90807727
Easy answer.

Jack is destined both to save the present/future and the past.

Jack will one day use that passage in time. The guardian is there to prevent him from abandoning the world that needs him, as Aku's actions split the timeline.

The real proof will be defeating Aku in that timeline, and then he will be the man worthy of using the portal.
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>>90814629
Here's my question though, what's the point of defeating Aku in the future if all of that will be erased by him defeating Aku in the past
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>>90807727
Rewatch episode one.
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When's the new episode today?Will it be available in stream like the first one?
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>>90814748
I think what that anon is saying is that the way that time travel works in the SJ universe is that the timeline where Aku won will continue to exist, even if Jack goes back to the past and defeats Aku. So Jack has to defeat Aku in the future so that they'll be free of Aku after he leaves them, and then he can create a new future where Aku never won. I've gotten no also so I'm not sure how understandable this is.
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>>90814748
Noone would help him if that would erase their present time line. he traveling back will create a paralel one
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>>90808032
same logic as in LOTR. when gods fight - tectonic plates crack, oceans shift, sky spews fire... and if there is life on the planet that these gods are care for - they cant just directly intervene. it would be like trying to get rid of a honeybee parasites with a flamethrower.
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>>90807727
my question is actually whyTF the forces that put him to guard this portal wouldn't employ him to kick Aku's ass or at least do some damage (one time or over a long period of time)? He would do a better job then aimlessly wondering guy in a bathrobe...
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>>90808634
>Well from Jack and the Archers

I thought the Well was evil and monkey paws you?
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So who was the first worthy one? The guardian says only one man is allowed in, but then Jack is added to that list when the fight is over and he essentially proved his potential.

Is the Da Samurai the true hero?
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>>90815493
nah, he didn recognised him without DA BEARD.

some drawfag, pls make a SJ version of the pic pls
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>>90807727
he was a short, angry person as a child.
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>>90815493
it wasn't like that. Jack was the chosen one, but only at an unspecified future time.
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>>90808032
Because they're gods
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>>90808202
>The portal was destroyed when he had one of the creatures fly him to the dry cleaners
You gotta look good at all times
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>tfw can't find a torrent of the original series above 480p quality

Is my google-fu weak, or did NOBODY bother to rip the dvds?
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>>90816447
Just buy the dvds
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Why didn't Jack immediately get sick and die of all the radically mutated germs and diseases that he would have no resistance to as soon as he entered the future.
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>>90816581
plot armour.
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>>90816581
Why would he? It's not like we have evolved in order to adapt to the mutated diseases of the modern ages. We use antibiotics and medical technology.
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Because Jack still can't beat Aku and the portal is good for one time use.
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>>90815551
>last panel is the baby after discovering the way of the samurai
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>>90816581
>tfw tosmart too enjoy an implausible and scientifically incorrect cartoon
When the scientists were discussing FTL and I heard one of them say "This theory is very sound!" I just had to drop the show entirely.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOeo_zHTWB4

Why didn't Jack just check the laundry?
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>>90814748
There's no proof that Time travel in Sam Jack doesn't operate on Multiverse theory.
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>>90818795
Which isn't really time travel, just travelling to a different universe.
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>>90818795
>>90818872
then Aku wouldn't really care to stop Jack from using portal to "go back" wouldn't he? But he apparently does and since he probably knows what exactly he is doing (time or dimension tunneling) it is safe to say that the portal is two way time portal. also from the storytelling perspective it would both kill the idea and introduce unneeded mechanic, that complicates things and robs us of ever getting a proper conclusion.
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>>90814551
Aku's power level is weird.

On the pilot it is said that the gems that the Japanese were forced to mine made him more powerful.
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>>90809739
I swear to God, Zeus, Allah, Muhammad, Buddha, Shiva and Ra. They better fucking circle back to this in the new season.

Jack returning to the Guardian after reaching his full potential (and maybe killing Aku) and finally going back to the past to kill past Aku would be such a delicious ending to the series.
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>>90807727
>let him through the portal
>he goes back to the past right after Aku sends him to the future
>Aku begins to take him more seriously and kills Jack this time

That was my guess.
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>>90807727
then why aku still alive ?
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>>90814748
>>90814935
what the other anon meant was that this is DBZ. time travel aint really real, it opens up portals to alternate realitys. so aku made 2 universes when he flung jack to the "future". its also just the right thing to do, leaving aku alone even in a different universe is probably a bad idea
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>>90815369
Because only jack can help jack.
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>>90819905

Because the Guardian is Aku after he has been purified of evil.
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>>90815369
also. random guy starts cause lots of shit, this pisses aku off, guy cant hurt aku due to no magic sword,the only reliable way for jack to go home is then taken from him
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>>90808032
Because Aku is beneath them. Giving mankind the means to destroy him is enough.
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>>90819059
He wouldn't want his timeline A version to lose either.

And it would be a bummer if Jack essentially killed everyone he's helped through retcon time travel.
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>>90814457
But what about Present Day Aku?
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>>90807727
Oh yeah?
>Jack had proven numerous times he was strong enough to beat Aku
>one blow away - thrown into the future
>multiple future instances of one blow away - stops attacking, stands and watches Aku transform into some small animal, yell at him a bit and scurry off
What did Jack mean by this?
Did he mean Genndy wasn't considering his 90s children's cartoon with 100% autistic severity and these threads are just low-effort excuses to Jackpost? Don't get me wrong, I like to post, but ask a real question.
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>>90819059
>he apparently does and since he probably knows what exactly he is doing
He doesn't.
Time travel to the past is impossible and Aku is just as clueless as most of the people in the Samurai Jack universe.

Take the extremely wise sage that attained "the highest levels" of some bullshit or other, and he didn't have a clue about Jack.

Take the fairy, who could have told Jack "wait, before you make your wish, instead of JUST wishing that I were free you could wish that none of this ever happened!"

Take the thief who wanted the pyramid gem just so he could sell it, without considering the amazing wealth he could accrue if he were to time-travel with it.

They're all morons. There's no backward time travel but they just don't know it.
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>>90807727
Why didn't he give the blue guy the sword and let him beat aku?
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I haven't watched the original series, but isn't the Scotsman's sword special as well? Would it also be able to kill Aku?
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>about to recommend the show to a friend
>suddenly remember Jack and the Farting Dragon
why
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>>90813257
That's kind of what I figured too. Aku is noticeably different from the original monster. Rather than being some cosmic Eldritch abomination, he's a very petty, very human sort of god.
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Is adult swim streaming for plebs with no cable log in tonight?
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Yes or No to an Aku vs Guardian fight in the series ?
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>>90816682
Damn you're uninformed.
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>>90821699
the blue guy is chaotic neutral. even if he demonstrated the ability to defeat aku, why would he do so if his portal is not in danger?
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>>90822402
>There's a few episodes that aren't as good as the rest, but overall the show has amazingly consistent quality and it's worth watching even for those few misses.
There you go anon.
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Grant me entry through the portal - or your wife's son gets it
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>>90808032
I'm guessing it was because Evil was in their realm so that's the only reason why they cared. At least give them credit for giving humanity a tool to harm Aku with.
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>>90807727
Just saw this episode yesterday, and holy fuck it was one of the best so far
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How come the Minions of Set are stronger than Aku? Why couldn't the sword burn them?
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>>90823193
>stronger

I think that you guys miss the point of some things.

I dont know if they would be able to hurt Aku, but they were more indestructible than him, for being a higher tier of magic by great gods, while Aku seems to be on the same level that the spirit water elemental of Earth.

But its pretty obvious that Aku most OP skill is his regeneration, if it wasnt by it, he could be killed by a good chink of the bounty hunters that he sends after Jack - that usually gives more of a challenge to him, than Aku.


Every fight of Jack against Aku ends with Aku being destroyed in few minutes, and you can SEE that Jack had struggled more with other foes. The only fight where Aku was a scary as fuck menace and clearly outclassed Jack, was when Jack didnt had his sword, and could not even wound him in any way.
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>>90823193
I don't think they were stronger than Aku, but in any case without a holy weapon they can't really hurt him. The minions are stronger and faster than Jack, and Aku arguably is as well. It's just with Aku, Jack can hurt him with the sword.

As for why the sword doesn't work on the minions; I dunno, plot-wizards?
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>>90823193
The sword is made to cut evil. The minions of Set aren't "evil" in the same way Aku is evil.
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>>90822970
Would be pretty cool to see Aku fight someone other than Jack who can give him a run for his money.
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>>90823384
I think the Minions of Set are pretty evil
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>>90823420
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>>90823384

>Akshully

The sword is never shown to cut organic material, only inorganic.
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>>90823422
They're just minions. They might not even be sentient.

>>90823453
That's actually and interesting point.
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>>90808032
>Gods
>actually helping humans after creating them
Good one, anon
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What if current day Aku follows Jack through the portal in time and then combines with past Aku and turns into Super Aku?
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>>90823555
I always wondered sense the Aku-bots would would have killed Jack if not for robot arm and divine intervention why Aku didn't just make a giant robot for him to place himself inside as a suit of armor should Jack show up.

I mean it would be better than fighting the Jack and the sword naked. Make Jack work for it.
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>>90823555
What if you throw bleach on Aku and he turns into a pure white benevolent entity?
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>>90821436
He wants to beat Aku at his giant pointy throne.
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>>90823667
What if he unlocks his inner dark potential and becomes Shin Aku?
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>>90815340
best explanation ive seen in awhile
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>>90823502
>>90823422
Minions of set are creations of a dark god whereas Aku is literally a sentient mass of evil intent, their regeneration is probably moreso fueled by strong regular or even divine magic rather than true dark/evil magic
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>>90823555
What if Aku travels so far back into the past that he merges with the original mindless black mass of evil that corrupted the universe some millions/billions of years ago, becoming an insane and unstable Azathoth/Giygas-tier cosmic eldritch abomination in the process?
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>>90823555


>The episode begins with the minions of aku in the sea shrine, looking for the hourglass

>Aku picks out the smallest hourglass

>Jack tells him that the real time traveling hourglass would not be "so small and insignificant", it would be "honorable and pure".

>The scotsman chooses the biggest hourglass in the sea shrine. Jack asks how they will transport it to the warp pad, and the scotsman says he can carry it.

>Jack stops him, saying they need to be careful which one they touch, reminding him what happened "last time". DA SAM-MOO-RHAI then makes the call by grabbing an abtract designed hourglass.

>After he grabs it, the sea shrine's roof breaks, resulting in a huge amount of water pouring into the shrine. The minions of Aku are about to leave, but Aku wants to get the small hourglass that he picked earlier, because DA SAM-MOO-RHAI got to keep his.

>He shapeshifts and gets the hourglass, and as he teleports back, a huge wave of water flows towards him. The Scotsman pushes Jack out of the way of danger.

>The minions of Aku then warp out of the sea shrine. JAck then angrily says they they unfortunately have to wait another 100 years for the sea shrine to reform. The Scotsman then points out that jack has a lobster on his butt, to Jack's dismay.

>AN UNSPEAKABLY EVIL shaped alarm starts to ring, and Aku is reminded of the upcoming Evil-A-Palooza, which he is to be performing with demongo. He then leaves his lair, saying goodbye to the minions of aku, and that it was fun to go on the mission.

>Aku goes to It's a Bloodbath to meet Demongo for their rehearsal, but cannot rehearse with him, as the ninjas boat is stuck in the bloodbath. Aku leaves, dissapointed, saying that HE'LL BE BACK, JUST YOU WAIT

>He suddenly gets teleported back in time, confused at first but soon glad to realize that he can prevent the FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR

>He runs to demongo, calling, "Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past."
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>>90807855
Blue people got no reason
Blue people got no reason
Blue people got no reason to liiiiiiiiiiiiive
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>>90823987
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>>90823555
What if Aku transformed into a big dildo and tried to fuck Jack in the ass to death but Jack winds up liking it and turning evil and joining Aku?
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>>90808032
>>90808592
>>90816303
>>90823506

Already posted this theory in another thread but

>Jack's good will, kindness and justice is well-received by his sentient, magical, divine sword

>in return, Jack doesn't know that the sword has been transferring divine powers and abilities into him over time

>hence Jack assuming that his immortality is a product of Aku's curse when it's actually his sword that's been changing him

>the mysterious figure we see in his hallucinations is future Jack, who's essentially become a divine being/spirit/oni after spending hundreds of years fighting off evil with the sword

>keep in mind that the shadowy figure appears to be very ornate and has his own distinct mount - similar to how the three primary gods had their own signature mounts and weapons (Odin with his spear and horse, Ra with sickle & amulet and crocodile, Vishnu with his bow and elephant, etc.) Also the silhouette of the figure's horse doesn't exactly look imposing or intimidating, but rather noble and graceful - further implying that the character riding the horse probably isn't evil either

>that's why the 3 primary gods won't intervene and finish off Aku, because this is their process/trial/ritual for transcending worthy and honorable mortals into divine entities

Probably won't happen but it's interesting wishful thinking.
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>>90823987

>Demongo then stops The Ninja from reversing the boat into the bloothbath. Aku realizes The Hourglass took him back in time with joy.

>But while Demongo tries to explain to The Ninja that the boat is "fat", the truck pulling the boat slips and hits a pole, which breaks and crashes onto the truck, setting it on fire.

>The fire quickly spreads to the telephone wire, and sets the bloodbath ablaze. Aku then wishes he could go back in ttime to stop himself from stopping Demongo. He goes back and manages to stop himself, both Aku's then deciding to create a band and go back in time to get more Aku's.

>The scene cuts to four Aku's singing the song "Aku and the Aku's" After the song, they decide the "Original Aku should be the leader of the band. Aku 1 then labels the other three Aku's 1,2,3, ane 4.

>He states that Aku 2 is the smart one, while 3 is the funny one, and 4 is the sensitive one. Aku 1 then brushes his hair up, and labels himself THE MASTER OF MASTERS, THE DELIVERER OF DARKNESS, THE SHOGUN OF SORROW.

>Aku 4 then says something funny. Aku 1 tells 4 that Aku 3 is the funny one, but then Aku 3 says they are all equally prone to smiting the world as they did in days long past.

>Aku 1 then says how incredibly observant that was of Aku 3. 2 then asks who he is again, and 1, getting rather frustrated, tells him he's supposed to be the smart one. Aku 4 then asks if they are all not good looking, since 1 is the handsome one.

>Aku goes outside and says he cannot believe that he is so annoying. He considers quitting the music business, when suddenly he hears a loud racket. He enters the house to see that all 3 Aku's are playing loud music, and asks then to stop. The other 3 Aku's decide to kick him out of the band, saying that his attitude is not working.

>Aku 1 angrily objects about him being kicked out and tells the other Aku's that without him they would be nothing. This gives 1 the idea to TRAVEL TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU!
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>>90822402
Jack and the Farting Dragon is pure fart fetish kino, why do people hate it?
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>>90824285

Your question answers itself.
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>>90823945
Then we get a Bad End. Jack is tough but he can't beat that.
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>>90821559
dood, its a children's cartoon with wacky characters. they aren't supposed to act logical and with accordance to what would be optimal or even plausible behavior in our universe.
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>>90824285
Yeah I guess it does. Some people just hate God tier fetishes like farting.
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>>90822039
that's swordsist! not all magical swords are the same!
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>>90824388
>>90824300
Fuck my bad.
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>>90823506
They do on the comics, they make a new sword for Jack out of HIS soul, but only after goes throuth somes tests.
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>tfw you realize it's not Aku that Jack needs to beat, but himself


YOU ARE ALWAYS YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY, SAH MU RAI.
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>>90824268
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>>90823060
>"his" portal.
he clearly acts according to some higher power's will. the power tasked him with guarding the portal. the power could have tasked him with fighting Aku. and seeing his determination, he would have tried to do so with or without the sword. he would chew him with his teeth if he had to. the point is the said power didn't ordered him to mess with Aku in any way.
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BRAAAAP
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>>90823453
he's cut some trees and staff IINM.
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>>90824460
To quote this guy "a true coward runs not from his enemies, but from himself."
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>>90822039
MAGIC RUNES LAD

You should watch the original series.
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>>90823193
The Minions of Set work for Set who works for Ra. Ra was one of the three gods who forged the sword. They probably wouldn't create a sword that would be a threat to themselves or their subordinates.
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>>90824760
Many receive advice; only the wise profit by it.
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>>90824633
>farting

The Dragon is actually Queefing desu lads. That's why an egg comes out at the end.
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>>90825365
What a great TV show, brave Gennedy.
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>>90814748
I think it's like in the LoZ Ocarina timesplit, two timelines are created, one where the saved future continues but without a hero, as he travels back to the past. So they're doomed if the evil is revived (Windwaker). The past is also saved by the hero when he travels back in time and there he remains (Majora's Mask).
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>>90824388
>God tier fetishes like farting
what
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>>90823131
>There's a few episodes that aren't as good as the rest
It goes beyond "not as good as the rest.
Further even, than just being a bad espisode
Not even bad enough to be called a trainwreck
It's a literal Tails gets Trolled level of autism episode, but done unironically.
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>>90824760
really made me think 2bh
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