Star Vs the Forces of Evil

>no replies
every star vs thread deserves at least one star is a cuck

>>90792033
Gonna need a source

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I don't think I can take any more hiatus

>>90792033
What happened? Did Marco scream out Star's name?

>>90795158
>16 years!

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>>90792033

>>90792033
>Implying Marco could even think about anybody other than Star in the aftermath of the finale.

>>90794645
Cancer

>>90795507
16!

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Heil Mond!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! JARCO KEKS BTFO!

>>90798259
my autism at it finest

>>90792033
you think Jackie and Marco have fucked yet? has Jackie been with any other guys?

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Dark Star When?

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Harem end when?

>>90798336
None, shit girls like heckapoo, jackie, and jenna will be dead.

>>90798336
Who's below Jackie?

>>90798303
>has Jackie been with any other guys?
She seems like the kind of girl that could, but the way she talked about her crush at the skate camp in the sleepover episode showed her in a pure and unexperienced light

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>>90798320
Oh hey, somebody posted an imaged I requested once.

>>90798303
>has Jackie been with any other boy scout troops?

>>90798320
>not Death Star

>>90795112
>Two toms about to kiss a penis together

Reminder that starco is the only canon ship in the entire show and it's the only one that ever will be.

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>>90798626
>canon ship
>isnt even happening
hehehe

>>90798626
I don't think you know the meaning of canon.

>>90798003
Cuck

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>>90798611
Reminds me of this...

>>90798198
jesus, I read that in Glossaryks voice.

>>90798707
Jarco is the cancer killing /co/, you guys are the newfags because /co/ was always only accepted ship.

>>90798681
It's canon, anything else is a lie or newfags.

>>90798320
That's actually of Possessed Star.

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>>90798799
>It's canon, anything else is a lie or newfags.
i love your excuse for me using up some of the starcuck images

Did Volpe confirm that storyboard with that last tweet?

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>>90798799
Good job false flagging you piece of shit Jarco-scum.

I can't wait to watch you get your heart cucked. In real life too. I hope you become a cuck and watch your wife cheat on you while you cry and masturbate in a corner, only to realize you're alone and its time to make an appointment with the gun locked inside your bedside table.

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>>90798799
>/co/ was always only accepted ship

>>90798799
Man as the fan-base increases the more shittier it gets. People like you are making this show shipping shit central. As he talks about newfags lel

>>90798872
That sounds like something an actual false flag would say, dumbass.

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>>90798799
neck yourself, loser

>>90798799
[spoilers]>implying you can't be /starco/ as well as a cuck memester

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>>90798916
FOUND THE FALSE FLAG!

>>90798916
they're double-false flaggers!

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>its a marcos very special birthday surprize episode

>>90798906
>>90798943
Jarco was never once canon while starco is canon, watch the fucking show retards.

>>90798959
>>90798961
Nice try jarco and janco fags, you cannot fool me.

>>90798972
Jarco is canon you false flagging Jarcoshit

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>>90798972
Wait. Is the false flagger? I can't tell anymore.

Who here /falseflag/?

>>90798961
Are we playing flags now?

>>90798303
>you think Jackie and Marco have fucked yet?
Obviously not.

>>90798303
>has Jackie been with any other guys?
Highly unlikely.

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>All his bait
>Actually replying
/co/. /co/ never changes.

>>90799005
No it's not. You make me laugh how pathetic you think your fanfiction is canon.

>>90799011
>>90799016
It's just a butthurt jarco fag trying to start some shit. I know the truth.

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>>90799016
>>90799011
>>90799005
>>90798972
>>90798961
>>90798959
>>90798916
>>90798872
>>90798799
Are we playing the Game of Flags now? I sure hope you guys don't play this game falsely. Its not as fun when you're not being yourself!

>>90798799 has a point in that whenever a new thread appears long before the old one even sinks toward the lower pages, the OP is usually a post about Jarco or cucking memes, which suggests that many Jarcofags are newfags.
But yeah, otherwise he is rude and an idiot.

>>90799033
Its clear bait guys stop replying to him god damn

Who else /IloveStarsomuchIcantfunctioninreallife/ here?

>>90799083
You're delusional, janco and worse jarco is not canon at all. Only starco is. So many newfags and shitposters keep trying to force their crack ship.

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>>90799016
So many flags, so much fun. And yet, no winners.

>>90799106
Stop fucking false flagging

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THIS THREAD IS GETTING BONKERS

Shoulderposting is at an all-time low.
Edit anon has not been seen since the instagram post.
It's over.

>>90799121
You're so delusional and sensitive it's pathetic. Only jarco fag here is you.

guys , remember that ludo was scared of hair?
He grow a beard so , what happened?

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>>90799096
I'm not, but I'm slowly but surely descending into it. I thought I just liked her as a character, but there seems to be more to it now. She's too cute. Help me

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>>90799075
Yes. It really does seem to be some faggot who needs to jump the gun on his degenerate NTR fetish OPs, while the other thread is still on page 3.

If you're wondering why the entire thread turned into a political debate last time, it was because OP decided to make the entire thread's premise about that stupid feminism pic that I could give a shit less about. That set the tone for the entire thread, just like the antagonistic jarcofags setting the tone for this one by instantly starting shit with the OP pic.

Its like, shitting in a baby pool before anyone gets in and then complaining there's shit in the pool 5 minutes later.

>>90799128
wew, we now need a sweaty River pic to go alongside this

>>90799160
he used to dislike hair, but then it grew on him

>>90799165
/co/ has autism and has no ability to not reply to anything.

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>>90799189

>>90799069
Who will get decapitated right before reaching the top? We can attach that fucker's head to a horse body and send the loser right to /mlp/

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>>90799162
>>90799096
I can't say i'm non functioning about it, but I really do have a super hard crush on Star. I'm trying to be real about it though, I know she's just a cartoon. Its making me start to acknowledge my loneliness that's creeped in these last few years. Its making me want to start trying to look for a Star. Cause there are girls like her out there.

>>90799160
I was going to say that he just hadn't realized it yet and is about due for a long-delayed freakout, but I can't top >>90799189.

>>90799221
Janna is a shit

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>>90799189

>>90799118
>Farewell, Uncle Lump

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when do we learn that gyspy magic is the strongest form of magic?

>>90799096
Me. Definitely me
>>90799165
Agreed. But people still respond to it

>>90799266
She can study magic in an oven.

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>>90799189
God fucking damnit.

>>90799096
Count me in

>>90799266
what the fuck is wrong with her arm is that fat hanging down or some shit

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>>90799256
Aw, don't be like that, anon!
Wanna hear a joke?

>>90799165
Jarco is absolute cancer and so is jackie. It must be purged from /co/ at all costs.

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>>90799266
Uh oh. Looks like someone is about to receive some bad news about gypsy Janna.

I'm sorry anon.

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>>90799189

>>90799317
I'm on team Starco 100%, but holy shit dude, you're so annoying. People like you, on both sides, are why we can't have nice things.

>>90799316
Of course, Janna. Your jokes are the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAQyUOrBUY8
There needs to be a version of this with Jackie and Star.

>>90799230
This sounds fun, we should find some way to play.
>>90799252
Actually, the scenario you proposed looks like a good gag and a possible way to remark his development. He gets scared by it, but then he realizes he had it on him the whole time, taming his fears. Although it's more probable this happened offscreen.

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>>90799391
Alright, here it goes: why did Nefcy cross the road?

>>90799381
Fuck you, jarco is the AIDS killing this general. It was better before they showed up.

>>90798971
Post full

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Not enough cute stars in this thread

Star posting them

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>>90799455
Jarco was always here you dipshit.

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Star Butterthighs

>>90799448
why

>>90799513
They've overstayed their welcome and need to fuck off. They are a bunch of newfags.

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>>90799495
nu-uh

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>>90799489
>>90798971
Seconding this request.

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>>90799527
To make a story about star-crossed lovers.

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>>90799495

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Why are Star's shoulders so erotic?

>>90798198

it's not as funny as the ones where Star gets cucked. he punchline is not complete if Star doesn't suffer

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>>90799495

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>>90799575

>>90799592

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>>90799546
Honestly is Starcofags and Jarcofags constantly baiting and trying to make each-other look bad. And now it's devolved into falseflagging and shit flinging.

>>90799592
ok

>>90799641
Only the jarco fags are the problem, starco has never caused any problems to date.

>>90799641
You're boring

>>90799189
MARCO

>>90799641
>Starcuck trying to gain muh high ground

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>>90799659
except for you

>>90798971
>>90799556

>Legend of Korra ending

that will really rustle my jimmies

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>>90799659
Except for when Starcofags actually start replying to bad bait and blame everything on Jarcofags.

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>>90799675

>>90799637
>>90799659
>>90799695
>Defending a feminist character
Cucks. Jackie is best girl because she's not a feminist. Hell, even that dirty gypse janna is better.

>>90799675
wtf how do you know it's me?

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>>90799672
Say that to my face, not online motherfucker. See what happens.

>>90799710
That has never happened. Ever.

Does Star even like Marco or is this a head canon? I mean why would she see in him anyway

>>90799707
think of it more like
> marco goes magically missing again
> jackie in tears goes to his house because only star can understand
> star says "stop crying, let's remember all the funny things he does" and they start sharing anecdotes
> "…and the way he hugs me, like THIS"
> "yeah, and the way he does that thing with the neck like THIS"
> "and the way he~" wet kissing ensues

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>>90799707
Bruh we're implying OT3

>>90799742
It's just a tumblr headcanon, anon.
Everyone with half a brain can see that Star likes Oskar.

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>>90799741
You almost got me. Here anon, have a (You)

>>90799780
Oskar only appeared in two episodes and it is not an official ship, it is headcanon. Starco is canon, actually watch the show.

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>>90799489
>>90799556
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61819706

Poland has been drawing alot of star and jackie stuff recently

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Holy fuck, this is officially the worst thread I've ever been to.

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>>90799726
What? You'll show me a middle finger?
Oops, you don't have one

>>90799797
I'm pretty sure it's all intentional and we're all actually having a great time.

>>90798542
marco is a slut

>>90799796
>Poland has been drawing alot of star and jackie stuff recently
If I had to come up with a /co/ drawfag who's improved even less over time it would have to be Psudonym

>>90799797
Spoken like a true jarco fag. You're days are numbered.

>>90799867
NOBODY HOME

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ITT:
>people baiting
>people ironically pretending to take the bait
>people baited by replies of those who took the bait ironically
>people pretending to be retarded

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It's been a bit my dudes

I'm open for (1) sfw request &
(1) nsfw request.

need to warm up for the day. [spoler]Hekapoo is my favorite[/spoilers]

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>>90799835
Cheeky fucker.

>>90799892
What's the name of the marco heckapoo ship called again? I'm starting to like that one.

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>>90799892
>Hekapoo is my favorite
then why not show her some lovespikes?

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>>90799892
Hekapoo corrupting Young Marco with her love spikes?

>>90799888
we need to go deeper

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>>90799914
Markapoo

>>90799892
Marco and Jackie in bed, with Star looking through a window crying. Can be sfw or nsfw.

>>90799933
It's like having your own sex slave that loves really kinky S&M only they do it willingly.

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>>90799909

>>90799892
A cheeky Hekapoo surprising Marco by slapping him on the arse.

So, how many members of the Butterfly family are there currently?

Is it just Moon and Star?

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>>90799919
>>90799923
>8 seconds apart
Howdy, fellow spikeposter.

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>>90798736
>>90795112

>>90799909
>>90799960
This is just so bloody terrible, I'm amazed.

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>>90799978
Always remember that when Hekapoo is near, the love spikes are never too far away.

>>90799984
Implying you don't want more of it

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>>90799590
I don't know but my desire to kiss them increases every day. Fucking shoulderposters are corrupting me.

You think heckapoo likes getting hit?

>>90799909
>>90799960
>>90800013
More please I want more

>>90800013
If only to see the truth depths of terrible cliches and wonky dialogue.

>>90799189
WHAT THE FUCC

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>>90800038
i mean, she doesn't look too upset for the most part

>>90799641
The shipping wars have finally arrived in force. I was saying for a while that this show was very civil as far as ships go, but now it's clear that was only due to the overwhelming popularity of Starco suppressing all other ships into irrelevance. But now Starco is weak, the other ships smell blood in the water and the feeding frenzy has begun with Jarco leading the pack and these threads are devolving quickly into the shipping wars that plague every other show on this board. The era of Cute And Perfect is over, now is a time of vicious slander and hit piece fanart to smear rival ships. It is the sengoku jidai of Star vs The Forces of Shipping, only Nefcy has the power to end it by declaring one ship Shogun.

>>90799892
Heckapoo giving Star a pile of her and Marco's stained sheets and asking her to be a doll and wash them for her.

>>90799189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObpcGNCU944

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>>90800082
:)

>>90799892
Star getting her tongue stuck to her wand during cold weather because of her habit of gnawing and licking it

What the hell material is the wand made of anyway? Something that feels like plastic? Or is it metal?

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>>90800064
No. I was just shitposting. You're being unnecessarily dramatic anon.

Its ok anon. Have some shoulders. Calm down.

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jackie is a cuck haha

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>>90799189
Why do lame jokes like this make me laugh

>Star actually calls Janna "Janna Banana"

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>>90799964
All of these people, plus Star obviously. How the hell they're all related is a mystery. Except for Heatrude, the guy next to Moon. He's her brother

So...uhhh...i left the midnight thread around 4 AM. What happened or shall we ignore it happened?

>>90799892
>sfw request
Glossaryck watching the GigaPudi commercial and telling Star that they have to go to Japan right now. For training. Three to four months of training. Preferably near a department store.

>>90800157
where does this come from?

>>90800047
No one cares. It's a cute story to kill time, that's all.

>>90800175
are you from siberia

>>90800157
Jackie is a shit. Starco will win, mark my fucking words. Only the purest can survive.

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>>90800126
Fuck knows what texture it has, but interestingly enough it has a taste, which explains why Star is shown chewing on it so commonly.

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Remember to tag all loose-strap pics with exposed shoulders as "off_shoulder" in the booru!

>>90800061
the one on the left is a comfy little snuggledemon

>>90800175
Ignore.

>>90799997
Why does everyone assume Heckapoo's right eye is just another eye exactly the same?

>>90800199
>implying she isn't performing subconscious fellatio fantasies

>>90800194
West Coast master race, senpai. had to go to be or else i would be late for work

>>90800157
star is a cuck lol

Am I the only russian here who self inserts as Marco?

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>>90800175
ignore anon

nothing happened

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>>90800214
ye, that's my favorite too

>>90800238
Am I the only Mongolian here who self inserts as Ferguson?

>>90800238
>russian
Since when did BuffFrogs kids know how to use 4Mewn?

>>90800190
You cared enough to respond friend-o.

But seriously, individual tastes and all that, if people enjoy it then good for them.

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>>90800223
because based on nearly every person in existence, they have two identical eyes. it's safe assumption.

if you have an alternative to what's behind her bangs, I'll be happy to explore that.

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>>90800038
>No sadistic hekapoo art
This is the closest we got

>>90800238
Am I the only Australian here who self inserts as Raphael?

>>90800256
You're not mongolian though
>>90800257
I'm not a fatass like him

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>>90800257
>he doubts the power of comewnism

>>90800238
Am I the only Jew here who self inserts as Ludo?

>>90800238
Am I the only Japanese here who self inserts as Tom?

>>90799909
>>90799960
Man, do I need to catch up with this comic.

>>90800311
y

>>90800300
>image
what did they mean by this

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>>90800312
>KIISAMMMAAA!!!!!!!

>>90800238
Am I the only italian here that self-inserts as Emilio?

>>90800238
Am I the only basketball american who self inserts as janna?

>>90800305
I'd refuse to have sex with ponyhead too

>>90800300
i fucking bet you some waifufag bought that Pinata and stuck a flesh light on the crotch and fucks is regularly

what if star won a fish at a fair and it died the same day and she thought she was terrible mommy and cried

>>90800352
Caught me ;)

>>90800223
Because that's usually how eyes work. There's no reason to assume an eye is unusual unless there's some actual hint that it is.

>>90800355
They're both dirty.

>>90800354
She'd ask top to revive it

>>90800238
Not at all! Where are you from?

>>90800346
>Not getting your dick sucked by a creature with head in their name
Your loss

>>90800238
am I the only Filipino here who inserts as Lekmet?

>>90798736
>BAMAB has two drummers
>theyre both shit

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>>90800354
I'd hug and console her, but also secretly take lewd pics of her shoulders to sell on the mewni-net so I can continue to pay for her tapdancing classes she begged me to pay for.

Please don't judge me, it was for a good cause and I love her too much to tell her we can't afford it. Her face isn't in any of the photos. And those sick shoulderfags pay top dollar. Its not my fault. I'm a victim of circumstance.

>>90794645
>cucks are pushing their fetish onto Star to justify themselves

Not surprising. Starco is canon. Believe it.

>>90800388
>still false flagging
>in the year 2015+2

>>90800388
Only janco and jarco fags are being a problem because they're degenerates pushing their degenerate non-white fetishes.

>>90800305
Now the nickname I have for her is a lot more relevant. Pony Fellatio

Anyone buy the book?

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>>90800425
i do it because it's funny.
I don't believe in it.

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>>90800238
Am I the only American here who self-inserts as
Rhombulus?

>>90800238
Am I the only peruvian here who self inserts as Tad?

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>>90800420
That. That is unforgivable.

>>90800428
>Starcuck faggot in denial
Typical.

>>90800455
DO NOT LEWD RHOMBULUS AND LEKMET

Think of gently wrapping your hands around Star's neck and gently squeezing

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>mfw Starkie is end game

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>>90800470

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>>90800199
Stop posting the edit

what if star stepped on a fire ant hill

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>>90800420
That's enough! Its time for you to come with me, criminal. Don't make any sudden movements.

>Star gets corrupted and turns evil.
>Marco defeats her with a can of Raid.

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>>90799867

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>>90800114
perfection

>>90800455
ship name?

>>90800484
Fuck off starco false flag

>>90800114
4/3

>>90800455
Gross, Lekmet's like Rhombulus's grandfather.

>>90800199
So did the wands have tastes for the previous queens?

What did Eclipsa's umbrella taste like?

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>>90800420
He's right. I paid well for this, but honestly, I've never been harder in my life. My wife thinks I've been taking viagra.

>>90800491
DELET

>>90800500
This, starco is shit and disgusting. Fuck starco and fuck those who like it.

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Let us continue this
https://strawpoll.com/3g7a3sx

>>90800542
Older brother, actually

>>90800524
Time to not see you

>>90800544
>What did Eclipsa's umbrella taste like?
some sort of chocolate/butterscotch candy

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>>90800568
how about both?

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>>90799919
>>90799923
>love spikes

>>90798198
Huh, OK.

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>>90800157
cuck!

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>>90800305
holy moly

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>>90800442
I have a pic where it's even more relevant.

>>90800557
>replying to yourself
At least I'll never be as pathetic as you.

>>90800571
In the sense that Glossaryck created them, yeah, but their dynamic in the episode was like grandson trying to take care of his grandpa.

>>90800628
>Replying to yourself for a third time
Just kill yourself already.

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>>90800420
>Lewd shoulders 5.00 per pic
>Super lewd shoulders 25.00 per pic
>Goddess tier shoulder HD closeups 50.00+ per pic

We'd be RICH! RICH!

>>90800544
Who knows? Perhaps the taste is a representation of Star in particular given her super-sweet personality. Or perhaps it is just an odd element of the wand itself and each wielder has an individual taste associated with them. I like >>90800578's idea for Eclipsa's flavor, though I could also see black licorice fitting her nicely.

>>90798198
Jackie Bolin-crying will never get old to me

>>90800640
Janna belongs in a gas chamber.

>>90800653
Why don't you make me if you're so tough?

>>90800677
>idea for Eclipsa's flavor
it's what passes for toffee here in the US

>>90800675
Straight MURDER

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Reminder

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>>90800683
>Someone's family has a Gypsy Curse

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>>90800594
Watcha gonna do about em, big guy?

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>>90799923
>>90799919
>Love spikes

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! POOFAAAAAGGGGS!!!!!!

>>90800679
>Even going to Rei vs Asuka threads in the first place
Literally nothing but waifufags calling each other cucks and toilets.

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>>90798198
This panel is just the best, impossible not to laugh. The punchline could've just been she hangs herself, but this goes the extra mile and then does a victory lap.

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>>90800679
>Rei vs Asuka
children arguing over children

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This is the real picture. All others are fake.

>>90800368
Tom's a demon too and has three eyes. And he's unique in actually looking humanoid. There's a precedent for demons not looking normal.

>>90800275 Well the assumed explanation wouldn't just be 'let's take a shit on the assumed canon for lulz' it would be something that helps her be the commision on magic portal's head honcho, so I'm imagining either a blank patch of skin or a whole bunch of eyes bunched together. Two eyes focus us on three dimensional depth, so a different visual focus would either (with one eye) force depth perception out of the visual stimuli, and require the user to be able to discern dimensions intuitively (the gifted child approach) or a sort of cluster of smaller eyes of different shades that that act like a chameleon's, seeing all dimensions at all times, and that talent giving her better coordination in crafting the scissors to cut through and travel between them (the different perspective approach).

>>90800708
Didn't Volpe jokingly confirm this was real on twitter?

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>>90800719

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>>90792033
where did OP pic go

>>90800701
That completely flew over my head, toffee and licorice sounds perfect.

>>90800729
> starfan13: smell you later, juckie

>>90800727
Hitler gassed gypsies and fags as well.

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>>90800675

>>90800736
>Tom's a demon too and has three eyes
and all three look exactly the same, though

>>90800724
How badly did you disappoint your family to antagonize this place?

>>90799888
that doll star is cute

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>>90800781
>
>>90800735
I dont know what to believe anymore

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>>90800474
Image being friends with Star, her magic is pretty cool and you ask her if she can show you that special McWarnicorn Stampede™ Marco was talking about. Wanting to impress and entertain her new friend, she says "Okay, Vytautas *_^" and starts doing the warnicorn poses; but as she is distracted, doing the spell, I thought occurs within your mind: "What would it be like to see Star suffer in agonizing pain right now? That would be hilarious haha". So as she is being distracted in doing the spell, you clench your fist and gloriously strike her in the abdomen while she is doing the spell and it causing her to throw up and curve into a ball of agony. As she is lying on the ground, crying in pain, you gently kiss her shoulder and start to crying as you lie beside her comforting her with your love. :'(

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>>90800683
>>90800764

>>90800785
I'm not antagonizing anyone, you're just a pussy.

>>90800521
Fuck off jarco false flag

>>90800736
Well, you're fully entitled to imagine that being the case, but the most likely reality is she just has another eye that matches her visible one. Interesting ideas though at least.

Also, she's not a demon, she's some sort of magic creature made by Glossaryck.

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>>90799221
She knows how to rock a miniskirt and heels so she's okay in my book.

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>>90800801
Nice

Thanks for the pic

>>90800839
You're the false flag queer, now fuck off. You're trying to make jarco look bad you subhuman.

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>>90800834
I did not see that coming

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>>90800730
Looks like you accidentally opened the wrong folder. You meant to open the Best Girl folder.
I got you senpai

>>90800838
I'll assume your mom caught you sucking your dads cock.

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>>90800826
Okay. What. The fuck. Is this mother fucking, tit blundering, kid murdering, fuck starting shit?

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>>90800735
Explain the smudge then

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>>90800887
blue board, anon

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I want to sniff Star's sweaty armpits. Ya know... for science and stuff. Not for any other reason...

>>90800736
can't explore that. it wouldn't be Qt
but it is a pretty cool concept.
I just saw Arrival, so that tracks as a plausible function she should have.

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>>90800300

>>90800730
Used goods, asuka is far better. Only pathetic betas love rei.

>>90800735
reminder that this was all an illusion and never actuallyhappened

Guys, I think I'm done.

I can't come up with any new ways for Star and Marco to suffer.

I'm sorry.

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>>90800945
fucking nice
>>90800967
you have failed us all, time to commit sudoku

>>90800954
>Used goods
Yes, and?

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>>90800904
DON'T LOOK INTO IT. JUST MOVE ALONG.

>>90800967
miscarriage
WE LOSS NOW!

>>90800977
Pure virgin > used goods. I'm sorry you have shit taste.

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>>90800826
I'm assuming that because I'm the only one who's reacting to this, it's not some clever programing trick to find what my actual name is. But what the fucking fuck. There is something I am seriously missing and I would like to know how this post actually has my name in it.

>>90800500
Star isn't a fucking illegal alien, she's an exchange student

>>90800967
Star is about to kiss marco, then toffee comes and merks marco, end show.

>>90801001
it's foreshadowing your future, baltic scum

>>90801005
I didn't say asuka was the best, she's just better than used trash and an emotionless blowup doll.

>>90800736
Marco specifically said in the chat that Tom and Hekapoo are not the same species though.

>>90800997
>>90801024
Those are both certainly suffering but they're not new suffering.

>>90801069
Nice projection toilet licker.

>>90801031
Kek
>That doujin that more literally visualized her gang rape

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>>90800082

>>90801084
That was oddly specific, is that what you do in your spare time?

Hekapoo was created by Glossaryck, Tom is an actual demon.

>>90801106
Rei is a toilet that you love. I'm sorry you're a lowly toilet licker. Do you happen to be indian?

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>>90798198
>that last panel

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>>90801101
Got any more?

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>>90800904
What smudge :^)

come on /co/ don't you know how to use the clone stamp?

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>>90801113

>>90801028
Aaaaaaaand I've stopped caring already.

>>90801061
Star hits her toe on a rusty iron wall and gets infected.

>>90801132
I don't love asuka.

>>90801140
> has vision she initially thinks is Glossaryk but is actually Bob Marley

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Reminder: Marco deserves to suffer just as much as Star does.

>>90800305
I read all of that in her grating, annoying, hoarse voice.