Happy st. Patrick's Day /co/

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>irish holiday
>posts Scottish character

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>>90789760

>>90789777
We're all Irish today anon

>>90789760
I want to see the Scotsman's wife react to her husband suddenly being a woman.

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Stay sober, /co/

>>90789790
Go choke on a potato
oh wait you CAN'T

>tfw I xoibxiswbtally vought a beer today without realizing it's paddy's day

>>90789777
Same thing, much as you lot try in vain to deny it.

>>90789777
Who the fuck cares, Scotslass is hot

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>>90789760
I don't' think there is anyone more /co/ Irish then her.

>>90789854
The fact nobody can tell the difference should tell you something.

That being that there is no tangible difference.

>>90789760
You can tell the artist of this know nothing of Scotsman. He loves only his beautiful wife, a true family man. Even as a lass

>>90790011
And he is not some pansy to get drunk on such a shitty weak trash like sake.
Also he would never consider this form womanly.

>>90789800

eat a snake

>>90789854
Were you the ones with red kilts or green?

>>90789760

wait, lemme fetch meh snake fer ye

>>90790011

I link to think of her as his good for nothing sister

>>90789831
t.flyover resident

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>>90789882

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More actual Potato-niggers please.

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>>90790679

>>90790011
>He loves only his beautiful wife, a true family man.
/co/ wants to fuck the Scotslass so bad that she's actually become a completely separate character from the Scotsman as far as characterization goes.

The Scotsman loves his wife more than anything else and can hold his own in just about any competition, most assuredly including drinking (it would take a lot for the Scotsman to get drunk).

The Scotslass is a tsundere harlot who doesn't give two shits about her wife because Jack is present and gets hammered after one sip of wine.

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>>90789760

>"Give it UP for DA BADDEST BITCH IN DA CLUB, it's DA SAH-MOO-RAI!"
>"Yea nah, hol' up baby girl, I'mma let ya chill for just a sec while I take my earrings out. Ain't fightin' nobody with these in."
>"C'mon now, I ain't got all day! Gotta leave me some time to go and steal yo man, ya heard?"

>>90789911
Ulster Scots is a thing.

Top o' the mornin' to ye, /co/.

>>90790782
awesome

>>90789911
>there is no tangible difference
Tell that to Norn.

>>90789760
Don't Scots celebrate St. Andrew's Day though?

>YFW Scottslass actually becomes a complete separate cahracter from the scotsman and she helps Jack

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Like I needed an excuse today.

>>90790694
>>90790679
Irish eyebrows are the best
Say irish eyebrows 5 times fast

How many Irish /co/ waifus are there even?
>go míshuaimhneas nuair no prátaí gleoite ceann dearg

Art of Scotlass with her wife when?

>>90792373
Not sure if want

>>90792373
>two legs

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Erin for best Irish.

>>90792514
1 vagina

>>90790581
Amanda's American

>>90792729

Imagine.

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He had a comic book adaption, and he's most certainly Irish. So, Artemis Fowl totally counts.

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>>90789882
She's scottish. You can tell from her accent.
>>90791187
Not for long. I've heard that with Brexit happening, the Irish Republic wants unification of the island a la unification of Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIygGNORHWg

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Blue Diamond is best Irish /co/ waifu

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Is this the picture from Wizard Magazine? I think they had smt like that when Banshee died.

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>>90789806

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>no one has posted best Patrick

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcduoPOqb1s

>>90792836
Wait, fowl's Irish? Shit, that actually makes a lot of sense.

>>90791234
And the rest of the day to yourself, Boco.

>>90793195
Yeah. Fowl Manor is outside of Dublin. That, and the author is an Irishman.

>>90789852

I the fuck cares you shortbread-munchin', caber-tossin', pipe-blowin' porridge wog.

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>>90793232
Well shit, I'm not sure if I just missed that when I last read the books as a kid or if that was just another thing that colfer didn't expand on. That series always felt a little empty to me, like there was a lot he didn't bother to explore.

That, and I didn't know that you could be Irish and look like Donald trump Jr.

>>90793002
>Garnet sounds British
>Blue Diamond sounds Irish
>Yellow Diamond sounds classical American
... If one more gem shows up with a weirdly noticeable accent, I don't even know what the fuck I'm gonna do.

Seriously? Are we going to meet a French gem next? Spanish? How about a fucking New Zealander, why the fuck not?

>>90793500
They mentioned him being Irish a lot in the books.

Can you lot genuinely not tell the difference between an Irish and Scottish accent?

>>90793214

Ye--thank--was that an insult?

>>90793812
No, it's the proper response to "top of the morning to you".

>>90793840

Oh. Neat, I learned something!

>>90793726
Can you chaps honestly not tell the difference between a Texas and a Tennessee accent?

>>90793726
Nope!

>>90793938
That one I can answer, ironically, a Texas accent sounds less 'southern' than a Tennessee accent. If you hear somone's voice sound like a real hick, their either trying too hard or doing a virginia/Kentucky/ Tennessee area accent.

>>90794038
That was a rhetorical question, the point I was making is if you're not part of or at least very familiar with an accent family it tends to be difficult for you to tell them apart.
aka, Americans can't tell Irish and Scottish apart very well, and British can't tell Tennessee and Texan apart very well.

>>90793012
Who are Fiddler, Blond Dude Lighting A Cigarette, and Cross Face?

And are those leprechauns The Irish Rovers?

>>90793726
The accent, yes. But culturally, y'all niggas are so similar, there's no point in separate classifications. Hell, the accent pretty much IS the only real difference, and most people can't even tell that apart.

>>90795985
That's bullshit. Texans (and the Southwesg in general) are much more liberal then "the south"

>>90794038
The Texas accent is actually pretty non-existent until you get to East Texas near Louisiana or Butt Fuck Nowhere West Texas. Most people living in Houston, Austin, and Dallas sound about the same as anywhere else due to all the immigrants, Northerners, and Californians living there. Houstonians sound fairly normal but they may occasionally slip in a "y'all"

>>90796114
Hear hear. Texas was a swing state in the last election for fucks sake.

>>90793726
Maybe people wouldn't keep mistaking the Irish and the Scottish if you potato niggers kept speaking Irish.

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>>90796233
Triggered

>>90793012
Why is Luke Cage here? Is he of Irish decent?

>>90793155
Surprised no one posted this sooner

>>90792773
Eh, she could still be somewhat Irish.
She is a red-head

>>90796233
Póg mo thóin cunt

>>90797265
Redhead means she has a lot of Neanderthal genes.

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>>90797325
Sounds like someones salty, what's wrong? Did the English beat your granpappy because he refused to say "good day" in English?

Shame more people don't remember Bridget, the Irish mouse that was Tony's love interest in An American Tail.

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Happy Leprechaun Fucking Day!

>>90792773
>American
>(((((((((((O'Neil))))))))))))))
Nice try, Liam.

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Come on...everybody get naked!

>>90800467
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT

>>90792836
He died.

>>90792861
The only people who want a united Ireland are Unionists.

>>90797325
Fun fact!

The English were the ones to instigate preservation of the Irish language After the Catholics outlawed it.

The Entirety of the troubles are caused because the Catholic Irish population thinks they have a right to genocide the Protestants.

>>90799815
what the fuck I like leprechauns now

>>90800673
Yeah, but too be fair fuck Protestants

>>90789760
I can't tell if you're doing this on purpose.

>>90800742
The ousting of the Catholics from England and the union to Protestantism was one of the greatest turning points for Britain and the one that allowed it to flourish.

Catholicism was a crushing stone of old Dogma and superstition.

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I'd like to bump with Molly.....cause she's my favorite gal??

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tfw corned beef dispensation today

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How about posting actual irish waifus

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I heard you mother fuckers having a Saint Patrick's day thread and didn't say my movies name.

>>90801128
Wasn't that movie Scottish?

>>90793500
Thats actually the reason we wont see a movie;

Colfer wants majority Irish production for any of his properties from my understanding.

>>90801128

MacBeth?

>>90801158
>scottish
>a movie about an actual, real Irish monastery and its famed Irish illuminations
>scottish
Fuck you.

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>>90801158
>Made by an Irish Studio
>The Book of Kells, a manuscript known to have been made in Ireland and famous for it's illustraions
>Crom Cruach, a pre-Christian god of Ireland that was said to have been defeated by St. Patrick

I expect faggotry from Boco >>90801231 . What's your excuse >>90801158 ?

>>90801254
>>90801298
Haggis niggers pls, Secret of Kells is obviously a Scottish movie, stop trying to make yourselves relevant in a saint Patricks day thread.

Just look at OP, posting a real Irish /co/ character in the spirit of the holiday, be more like him.

>>90801224
Wait,is that a problem?
I know NOTHING about Irish movie productions.

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Best Irish waifu coming through
>inb4 she's a cunt
Yeah, that's why I said best.

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BattleAxe from season 6 of Venture Bros. Cant get more Irish then her.

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Posting again, because that other thread is going to die.

>>90789760
>You will never stuff your cock between Scotswomans soft, freckled tits

>>90800911
Is she Irish?

>>90802592
what the hell? that animation was based off of something?

>>90800810
>crushing stone of old Dogma and superstition.

As opposed to a crushing stone of *new* Dogma and superstition...?

>>90802148

That-

That looks cool.

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>>90789760

Away wi' ye, ye pint-sized red-topped heather-sniffin faux-Scots strumpet!

>>90803244
Her last name is "coddles" which is a Dublin term for leftovers, it describes her character perfectly

>>90805228
I thought her name was just a play on "mollycoddle"

>>90793555
Would the French gem be the sexiest?

>>90803265
Yes, Captain McMorgan and his pirate-ninja leprechaun crew.

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>Brendan single handedly beats fucking Crom Cruach
>Scared of a few vikings

>>90801973
It's a budget thing. Hollywood thinks Americans won't go and see a movie if it isn't about a Real American Hero who Saves the World and possibly the Woman he Loves. Sure you can film abroad for tax purposes and even have most of the extras be foreigners but the leads have to be good old American boys and girls or they won't fund it, and Ireland's domestic film industry is effectively non-existent, having been largely absorbed into Hollywood by the 1970s (see also: the British, Canadian and Australian film industries) because they couldn't keep up with blockbuster budgets.

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>r63 scotsman being generically hot

>not being fat, muscular, ugly, sweaty, and still probably has facial hair

>>90805982
It's based off the comic you fucking casual

>tfw Medieval and Renaissance Studies Minor (fuck you, I can explain)
>Saw the Book of Kells years and years ago
>Watched it in class last semester and finally understood what the fuck was going on
I felt like a complete FOOL

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>>90805982
Think of it as Midnight Bliss instead of just r63.

He was specifically transformed into the hot girl version of himself.

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>>90789854
Can't we all just get along?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQPi9nzgqqU

>>90791851
>stop pumping blood
I spit took, I should be used to it with TF2 comics

>>90806460
"I'm not English" is not a good basis for national identity.

>>90806280
I thought it was the Welsh that loved sheep.

>>90800673
The Northern Irish Catholics are fucking idiots. They prohibit condoms and after how many decades they still haven't outbred the Proddies into becoming the minority? Just keep fucking each other, really not that hard. Of course at that point it'll be a massacre as the Protestants are outnumbered ten to one in both countries, but it means no more Irish Situation.

>>90806533
yeah it is. fuck the english

>>90804931
We're talking about Ireland here. The best you can hope to achieve are ever increasing highs and lows in continuous cycles of abject poverty and suffering. It's enough to make any nation one entirely made up of melancholy alcoholic poets.

>>90799815
>Too much ass

>>90806533
Worked for the Americans didnit?

>>90807381
It's pretty easy to call yourselves all Americans when those cunts you hate are exiled to another state where they could practice the marriage of cousins and the imbibing of turnip juice while you get to keep on sipping lemonade and rootmarm. Not so easy when you have to unify two people who either insist they aren't fucking English and the other party absolutely insists it is, especially when they're sharing a landmass smaller than many American states.

Though honestly the peace process has done wonders for the average Irishman person's attitude, not having to worry about some drug dealing inbred pedophile clans of criminal terrorists on either side blowing you up for more than a decade is something many of them are unwilling to give up.

>>90806575
Nah, it's the Welsh that shag sheep.

Key difference there.

>>90807340
>Too much
What are you, gay?

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Short animation on the irish pirate queen grace o'malley

https://vimeo.com/25229012

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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNQpMCxh-ww

Happy St. Paddy's Tater Bros

>>90809129
Which is also by Cartoon Saloon. Part of a whole collection of Irish music videos they did.

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>You did know it was St Patricks day didn't you?

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>Irish cartoon about a potato

>>90801053
>still no wincest
Even Kells got tons of shipping art and a bit of fic

I don't even want any lewdfic or 34, just literally anything at all incorporating the 'Threads of Destiny' visual elements somehow. Especially if it's a handfasting ceremony...

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>>90789806

>>90802592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

Obligatory

Yea Irish day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2okWytbVX0

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>tfw slavic
>no holiday to celebrate slavs
>no thread of cute slavs on /co/

just cheeki my breeki up

>>90811632
I guess you could celebrate Chaika as a slav

>>90795825

Seriously, who are these dudes?

>>90789760
SOURCE

>>90806191
More Scarah.

>>90804985
>He hasn't Anya's Ghost

Nigga where are the Song of tge Sea caps that movie's pretty as fuck

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>>90808885
Just Irish.

fucking newfags i swear on me mam

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>>90811719

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>>90814992
noice.

>>90814992
Artist: http://sidneyanders.tumblr.com/

>>90814992
Freckles are seriously under-appreciated

>>90810154
You cheeky cunt.

Why do so many Americans love LARPing as Irishmen on st. Patrick's Day

Nevermind that you're probably somewhere between 0 and 20 percent Irish at most, even if you were near full-blooded you still don't give a shit about Ireland or Irish things every other day of the year.

Is it like those people who are only religious on Christmas?

It's worse than Americans LARPing as vikings

>>90815504
It's an excuse to get drunk.
See, Americans love to get drunk just as much as any other anglo, but their prudish morality prevents them from doing so constantly like a Brit or an Aussie. "Saint Patty's Day" gives them a great excuse which combined with muh heritage and heavy marketing by the Diageo brewery sends things into overdrive.

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>>90799815
>>90807340

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>>90815636

>>90799815
Soooo THICCC!

>>90802148
Ghost cigarettes
>Amazing

>>90790782
Voiced by ???

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>>90814992
I decided to try and color it

>>90789806
WOA NELLY

Someone should have storytimed that Hellblazer comic that was just his girlfriend running around Dublin.

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>>90802148

All her issues stemmed from getting cucked and trying to feel like she was loved by living vicariously though Anya. All Emily needed was for you to give her a good dicking and then she'd be your waifu for laifu.

>>90789760
>Happy st. Patrick's Day /co/
Why didya nai post 'is on St. Andrews day ya dozey cunt

>Be Irish
>Most significant holiday celebrates a British man coming over to Ireland to impose his culture and religion on the natives
>Everyone defends it to the death

Being Irish is suffering

>>90817129
',:^)

>>90809129
Hold up, that Dreadnoughts song was actually based on someone? Neat

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>>90811632
I know that feel well můj vole

>>90817145
>M-muh stolen culture
>Muh traditional Irish values
Nigga, unless you're some old village born dude who actually speaks Irish on a daily basis you're basically an Englishman with a funny accent living in Ireland. Don't complain about how a culture you've never been any part of was stolen from you.

>>90802148
>>90817111
Who is this sperm spectre?

>>90816082
Cree summers

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>>90793155

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So is The Secret of Kells pretty much the only good Irish cartoon?

>>90818702
Song of the Sea was really good too.

>>90818840
Drink drink drink

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Scotland rules!

>>90820146

Aye.

>>90795825
I think the fiddler is Darby O'Gill, and tthe Cross Face is the mad irishman from Braveheart.

>>90816336
>Leprechauns are said to have granted 3 wishes when caught in exchange for their freedom

>love me
>marry me
>stay with me forever

Alternatively:

>fuck me
>get knocked up
>rinse and repeat

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>>90806533
>not knowing that there's a strong ethnic connection between Scottish and Irish

>>90792552
Erin go braless

>>90793555
Aussie, you know it;s going to be aussie.

Also Garnet is talking white (proper english)?

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>>90811632
>>90817708
>look up St Cyryl 'n' St Methody's day.
>it's 14th of February...

how about:

>Battle of Grunvald anniversary on 15th July
>united Slavs with Liththuanian and Tatar alies stop germanic imperialism.
>seriously , most population of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania were slavs and the gov language was proto belarusian.
>it's also St. Vladimir's day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_the_Great

>>90818702
>The Secret of Kells
>good

>>90792861
If Northern Ireland doesn't want to join the Republic of Ireland, then it won't happen. And Northern Ireland is pretty comfortable where they are now.

>>90823003
You mean in Europe?

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>>90818107

Emily from "Anya's Ghost."