Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

>Turtle
>Eating pizza

>>90789671
He's half human. Humans are omnivores.

>>90789671
The animator is clearly inserting his vore fetish into the cartoon.

Children's cartoons are the Mecca of deviant sexual fetishes.

>be human
>have appearance of rhino but everything about you is still human
>you can talk, fall in love, have (shitty)opinions
>can eat meat because look at your goddamn teeth

Anon, don't be stupid.

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>>90789671
That's a nice looking bunny you've got there.

>>90789671
Look at those teeth, anon. He's not cut out for veggies

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>Make a cartoon shamelessly aimed at children for toy sales that's incredibly awkward for anyone over the age of 13 to watch
>Still make the best version of one character

>>90789708
That origin is so awkward and I don't why it's never been deviated from.

What's so hard about dumping radioactive chemicals on zoo animals?

>>90790127
>Monster man is a former human
Everyone does that, how is that weird?

>>90790141
It fucks with the rules of how the mutagen is supposed to work.

>>90791239
No it doesn't.

If you're going to complain about something, complain about the teeth. Those are clearly gator teeth.

>>90789671
...Rocksteady never was very smart.

>>90791239
in 1987 tv show mutagen mutates you with the last creature you touched

>>90792343
why was he touching rhinos?

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>>90792376

>>90792376
Why aren't you?

Also poacher. Probably.

>>90792376

Just watch the second fucking episode.

Shredder steals a rhino and a warthog from a zoo and then brings them into a lab where he's mutating Bebop and Rocksteady so they'll have the animal DNA.

>>90792343
A better idea for how mutagen works than the most recent film's explanation (some bullshit about "we all have animal DNA in us" and "this unleashes your inner beast" or whatever).

>>90789671
Funfact, many herbivores are actually opportunistic omnivores. Nut eating rodents will eat their own babies, there are tons of videos of cows eating chickens, I even saw a video of a deer eating a rabbit once.

>>90792376
>having never seen the original show
Casuals are disgusting

>>90792887
> "we all have animal DNA in us"

what? is this shit in the new show?

>>90793532

The second Michael Bay movie.

>>90793135

I dont believe you anon

Your gonna have to provide proof

>>90792231
The definitive answer.

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>>90792343
>>90792594
If you steal an actual live rhino, why not just mutate the rhino? If your intention is to turn a human into a rhino then it it'd be more efficient to just use a tissue sample from a rhino, alien technology or not, a rhino is not easy to handle.

>>90791239
Eh, mutagen can do whatever the fuck the writer wants it to. I dunno how the newer comics dealt with it, but in the latest movie, they distinguished between the "green" ooze and "purple" ooze, the former works like comics mutagen, the latter like cartoon mutagen.

>>90792343
>Touches a Herpes virus
>Bathes in mutagen
OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO NOW

>>90795404
A virus isn't a "creature" anon. By definition it isn't even alive.

>>90795325
>If you steal an actual live rhino, why not just mutate the rhino?
Cause then you have to teach it shit.

>>90795430
Does the mutagen know that though?

>>90790127
Well first of all, then OP's pic would make no sense. Second of all, the point is that they were former thugs given bestial strength to be better thugs. If we start with animals as a base, we have to work a bit harder to justify their role, as we did with the Turtles being trained by Shredder.

And what would be the benefit of that? None. It would just be different for the sake of being different. Pointlessly complicating simple things for no reason just to be unconventional is what hipsters do anon. We gotta avoid that.

>>90795459
Has a single person turned into a "virus" after contacting mutagen? If not, I'd say yeah the mutagen "knows."

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>>90793773
what a piece of shit idea

>>90795211
https://www.google.com/search?q=cow+eats+a+chicken&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

The cow literally chases down and eats a chick

https://www.google.com/search?q=deer+eats+a+rabbit&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

If a deer finds a dead rodent it might just eat it

>>90795325
Actually Shedder could have two bebops and rocksteadys then

>>90795475
When did shredder train the turtles? Was it in those new movies? I haven't seen them

>>90795573
The second set would require too much set up between explaining what they are and training them. Rhino isn't exactly a natural predator. Training an attack rhino would be even harder than training an attack turtle.

No. Better to just feed the first two some pork and rhino steak and call it a day. For our purposes using a human rather than the animal itself as a base is much more efficient.

>>90795578
I meant Splinter. Slip of the tongue so to speak.

>>90795720
> using a human rather than the animal itself as a base is much more efficient.

Bebop and Rocksteady were a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lSvVgFTL3E

>>90795819
I fucking love that Technodrome background music.

>>90795819
I miss 80s and 90s style inept henchmen duos.