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TWO HOURS

I don't care what anyone says I'm fucking hype

What y'all doing for food?
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Ordering a calzone later.
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This is the first one that I'm not waking up early to watch. I just don't care.
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wtf why didn't Powerless show tonight? I hate sports so much
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>>90784946
Because powerless is shit
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>>90784869
I'll probably watch the first episode and sleep like a motherfucker
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>>90785312
And yes, this is my blog, bless you guys
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I'm just going to drink a fuckton of tea and hope the caffeine keeps me awake and not hungry.
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Good on you guys for staying up. Don't be faggots and spoil it for everyone else.
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>>90784898
Fuck

Now I want a calzone

I would put the show off another week if I could get a good calzone right now
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>>90785484
I'm in ausland, starts 5pm here feels good to be in best cuntry am i rite lads
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>>90785228
still better than Luke Cage and The Flash
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>>90784946
Murica priorities is sports over everything else
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>>90784869
>>90784869
>>90784869
Only Marvel would make a TV show about a martial artist and do the following :

1. Hire the guy who was in charge of the final disasterous seasons of "Dexter" to run the show
2. Hire a non-martial artist actor who looks like he came off a set from TWINK.COM.
3. Have him do minimal martial arts training. Wasnt there a facebook posting from one of the trainers that the lead actor was lazy-as-fuck?
4. Have no fights scenes in the TV show (at least in the first 6 episodes that was screened for critics). And when there are fights it is so badly choreographed / edited because the lead actor moves like a spaz. With Daredevil, at least they could hide a stunt actor under the suit but with no Iron Fist costume, the twink lead actor has to do all these scenes.
5. All the 'action' is in the corporate board room where the 1st 6 episodes is about a guy trying to wrest control of his company from shareholders ... ZZzzZZzZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

And yes, this is the lead actor Finn Jones on the cover of the magazine "Gay Times"
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>>90785813
The balls on them
Hopefully it turns out better than the reviews are making it, just to blow people's minds
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>>90785813
Why did you feel the need to quote OP 3 times
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>>90785656
fuck off cunt
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>>90785813
>Ryan Murphy
>Pill to stop being gay
>Young Avengers
>Twink with a baby dick on the cover

This looks like a terrible issue
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>>90784869
Allowing my stomach to growl. I'm partially /fit/ and it is cutting season. I hate this IF diet and I can't eat until 2pm tomorrow anyway. Staying up just makes the hunger noticeable but I want to see Danny doing kung fury, so I'm here for the ride.

I'm hype, fuck the critics.
I'm liberal even I say that these cunts are too far up their own asses.
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>>90784869
Been slaving all day preparing the stuff, and so far I have

>3AM
Bet it All on Black Garlic Burger, from Bob's Burgers, in slider form
Sweet potato fries with Lime-Chipotle mayo

>Breakfast
A box of Frosted Flakes
chilled mangoes

>Lunch
Chicken tendies that were marinated in a Maple Syrup and Jack Daniels BBQ sauce overnight
Kale salad with apples, cranberries, candied walnuts and poppyseed dressing

>Snacks
Buffalo Wings and Crudite

>Dinner
Korean Beef Stir Fry
Chicken Potstickers

pic related, tendies
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>>90784869
>What y'all doing for food?
I have baked six 'twice baked' potatoes. With cheddar and chopped bacon. No, not bacon bits, this morning I made so real bacon just to chop it up and cover my potatoes with it.
No chi on earth can save me now.
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>>90785813
>1. Hire the guy who was in charge of the final disasterous seasons of "Dexter" to run the show
This is truly the biggest crime. What was the justification other than "he's cheap"?
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>>90786120
>>90785813

At least he'll be better with the Inhumans show, right guys?
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>>90786072
You're ready to have a good time
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>>90786153
I made all this food, and no one to share it with.
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I hope it's fun as a turn your brain off and enjoy kind of way. I don't know much about Iron Fist aside of a few storytimes.
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>>90786188
Invite a homeless person to share it with. You'll be doing a good deed feeding a man who has no food.
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>>90784869
fuck you amerifats, you eat too much :'(

t. third world dweller who's been eating leftovers for 3 days
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I like Iron Fist's comics enough to say I'm a fan. But ditching the dragon? C'mon.
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>>90784869
Needs an Iron Fish logo parody
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>>90784869
WHERE IS IT
I WAS READY TO NOT SLEEP JUST TO MARATHON THIS SHIT
WHY ISN'T IT OUT
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>>90786272
It's almost like they don't have the budget
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catching up on Legends of Tomorrow shenanigans then gonna watch my boy Danny kick some ass
I'm so much more hyped for this than I was any other Netflix show
I just want stupid awesome fights
at least Agents of SHIELD embraces zaniness
just give us some cool shit I hate grounded shows
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>>90786343
It comes out when all of continental America has reached March 17th.
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>>90786347
Yeesh, I've seen other netflix shows with bigger budgets and even lower ratings.
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like how much is it to afford cool fight scenes like all those Asian movies? they probably get paid in like jade or rice
Marvel could get like the best karate choreographers nbd
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>>90784869
Gonna shower and make a sandwich
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I feel pretty sad about the show, honestly. Been hyped outta my mind for Iron Fist for 2 years and then not only does it get shit reviews but suddenly everyone is telling me my favorite superhero is racist without ever having touched a comic book.

I knew tumblr got around, I just never thought they'd have a problem with poor Iron Fist.
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I have ADD so I'm basically just going to fast forward until fight scenes because who cares about talking bullshit
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Going to go with the classic: Popcorn.

Only going to watch one episode before bed, though. The days when I could pull an all-nighter are long gone.
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>>90786630
the racism thing was always annoying but I figured the show would be good and everyone would just start sucking it's cock. These last few weeks have tripped me up, but here I am
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>>90786834
I assume the fight scenes will pick up towards the last half of the season, but man what a complete disappointment in terms of public reaction
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>>90784869
Nah, hard pass dude. i dont like when white character are portrayed by... wait for it.. white actors. WTF u know, critis should add to their status "connoisseur" or "casual"
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Sitting in new zealand waiting for it to come out on netflix. Any idea on how much longer till it's up?
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>>90786648
Wait, is this because of work or because you're a pusspuss now?
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>>90786874
like 8 minutes
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>>90786879
Pusspuss.

Not even ashamed to admit it. I'm getting old and tired.
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>>90786630
You know what's the difference between a white guy in blackface and a whit guy who likes using black slang?

Malevolent intent. Disdain. Hatred.

If Danny doesn't have those towards Asian culture, then he's not racist. If the Iron Fist franchise doesn't have those towards Asian culture, then it's not racist.

There's no such thing as accidental racism at this level. It's either intentional or it doesn't exist. "I didn't mean to" isn't an excuse in this context, it's a fact.
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4 minutes my
I'm so stoked
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anybody know if its going to be in 4k?
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>>90784869
Halo Top chocolate chip cookie dough and fried chicken with Honey Jack Daniels and Vanilla Coke Zero.
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>>90786949
ninjasssssss
too excited for real sentences


I'm gonna practice my kung fu for a minute or two
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>>90786962
why would it be?
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>>90786905
Don't worry, I was falling asleep earlier tonight at around 11pm est. I'm just watching one episode as well, for I have sleep to catch up on.

Sucks not being 14 anymore. But these old bodies need their rest.
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im bustin out my cigar boys
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>>90786975
netflix puts random shit it does in 4k from time to time and i like actually using my 4k tv in 4k
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>>90786928
shut it chink
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>>90786992
neat, I didn't know they did that
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>>90786993
What? I'm saying Iron Fist isn't racist.
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Is it there yet?
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It's up!!!

Hope everyone gets some form of enjoyment out of it.
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>>90787007
yes
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The opening is cool, at least
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>already at five stars
lmao
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>>90787023
very fucking cool
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>>90787023
Eh, the other netflix marvel shows had better ones.
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>>90787034
You know those netflix ratings are just "tailored" to what netflix thinks you will like, right? Those aren't aggregate user ratings.

Fucking stupid system IMO.
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>>90787051
I thought Luke Cage's was weak
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>>90787023

It's generic as fuck what are you talking about?
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Have to install silverlight bullshit to view
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>>90787083
so was Daredevil's but everyone wanked it super hard
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at least the song they used at the beginning was kinda sweet and they didn't bs for a while before a little brawl scne
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Joy is hot as fuck
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>>90784869
fuck two hours

i guess i better dl and watch luge cage today

iron fist tomorrow

zzzzzzz


is it racist i put off watching cage so long, i knew i wanted to and knew i would but like

is it racist?
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wew this is shit
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>>90787128
too bad she's retarded
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I didn't finish Jessica Jones but there was an incest plot right? That's pretty cool
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>>90787158
that makes it better
smart and pretty girls will never fall for me
gotta take on or another
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>>90787158
>too bad she's retarded
You say it like it's a bad thing.

Dumb girls are the superior female.
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If your name is Ward in the MCU you are a shit kid
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>>90784869
Y'all ready for Bob "Iron Fist" Ross?
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>>90787206
take it back
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Watched the first 6 episodes early
Watching episode 7 now

Danny and Colleen are fucking and I'm not even 20 minutes into the episode yet.
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Holy fuck Joy a qt
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Is Danny retarded why not go to cops or somebody who could fingerprint check him or something
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>>90787269
Who get's their fingerprints taken as a kid?
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how the mighty have fallen, rip in pieces netflix MCU we never knew you
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>>90787288
Everyone?
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the fuck is this homeless nigga talking about
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>>90787299
No, Tyrone, not everyone lives in gangland chicago.
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>>90787269
He's a fuckin hobo and hasn't lived in civilization for 15 years
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>>90786050
>I want to see Danny doing kung fury, so I'm here for the ride.
You're gonna have to wait until episode 6, my man.

>it's cutting season
Are you autistic? If you're hungry, eat something.
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DOES HE GET THE SUIT

WHERE THE SUIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90787329
They said no suit this season, but maybe for the defenders.
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>>90787343
REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90787269

Hogarth checks his records and finds everything wiped clean. They discover that Joy has something with Danny's fingerprint that confirms his identity.
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>>90787313
Every school I've taught at in 10 states kids were fingerprinted when they started preschool
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>>90787329
Haven't you watched any of these netflix marvel shows? They don't get their suits until the end of the first season.
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>>90786383
>I just want stupid awesome fights
So go watch a kung fu movie.
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the fuck is this whole scene with the hobo in the park, jesus christ who writes this shit??
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Now I remember why I dropped Dexter
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>>90787375
The guy from dexter
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>>90787362
The first time i had my fingerprint taken was 5 months ago.

Im 19.
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Why the fuck is he so angry, he needs to be way more zen.
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So have any SJWs kicked up a fuss yet since it released? Or have they all shut up?
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>>90786383
>just give us some cool shit I hate grounded shows

You're probably going to be disappointed then because #2 on people's shit list is this has really little action.
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>>90787411
It just released 30 minutes ago
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>>90787411
Who cares?
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He's dealing with ptsd
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Why did Finn choose to act as a crack addict for this.

>>90787404
That was so dramatic, anon. Tell us more.
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Just getting into it and I'm not sure what the """reviewers""" problem with Danny was, he seems fine so far.
Pacing's a little fast, though.
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>>90787247
Boooooo
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Let me know when the realization and disappointment sets in, boys.
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cute Asian girl is being cute but Danny getting with a thicc black girl would be hotter
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>it's just SJW bitching lad, the show is great!
Jesus christ
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it's gonna be one of those threads huh
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>>90787491
It has not been out long enough for you to have watch enough of it to decide
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>>90787503
Disregard this I suck iron cock
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I wish this dude had more of an Owen Wilson laid back vibe but he's kinda award like all the Netflix leads have been
is having no charisma a prerequisite for these series?
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Bakuto shows up about 36 minutes into episode 7

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Bakuto_(The_Hand)_(Earth-616)
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What are some iconic Iron Fist stories?
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>>90787525
akward* but the cinematography has been pretty good so far while the first two fights were subpar and Arrow-tier
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>>90787545
>sub par fights

How could they ruin that of all things?
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>>90787533
The Seven Capital Cities of Heaven

I know it's just a tournament arc but it's a damn fun one.
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>>90787023
I liked the look but it felt like it needed better music
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Fuck, how am I going to make it through this if I have to stop and jerk off every time Joy is on screen?
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>He just starts speaking Mandarin to random Asian people
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Davos is in Episode 12
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>>90787531
>more hand bullshit
Holy fucking MCU
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>>90787576
>language spoken by at least 1/6 of the world
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Really great establishing shots of the city tbqh
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>>90787554
not hiring good choreographers, including the ones who worked on Arrow, or like Into the Badlands or any Jet Li movie ever
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ten minutes in so far and the only fight was kind of awkward, but still better than anything in Cage or Jones.
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>>90787601
What do you think Defenders will be about, anon? The Hand is basically the Netflix version of Thanos. And it will be just as disappointing.
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>>90787648
>Turk
oh I'm looking forward to this
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This hobo friend of Danny's is gonna die huh

>>90787648
We gonna lose with this card everytime bruh
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>>90787665
he dead
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>>90787649
>but still better than anything in Cage or Jones.
You're basically setting the bar on the ground there.
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What the fuck Ward, it's monopoly.
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>>90787654
Why do people hate on the hand? It's the most comic book thing in all these shows. The daredevil nobu fight was the best in the series so far.
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>>90787648
If I see Fat Cobra I will forgive this series of its sins
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>>90787206
>my dad says rules are for pussies
>Danny is being a problem
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>>90787682
Nobu's fight was great, but the rest of the hand is just really fucking meh ninjas
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Poor Kyle :^(
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Done the first episode. Kinda dull, but not terrible by any means. The fight choreography was lacking though, and that's where the show needed to shine.
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YOU BITCH
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>Danny obtained: Shoes!
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this show is balls
has danny always been a PTSD riddled dickwad getting TRIGGERED!!!! all the time?

I thought he was supposed to be some kind of sagely pacifist bro tier guy

the acting is pretty abysmal though, it's cheesy as fuck but in an obviously not intentional way
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>>90787718
He's supposed to be, but he does have problems processing his past.
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>>90787718
>pacifist
>immortal weapon

pick one
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>not using Ravencroft
goddamit
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>>90787709
>Kinda dull, but not terrible by any means.
It's an action series, pham. Dull IS terrible. Action is its primary objective and it fails at that.
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>>90787718
He becomes a yoga bro later on after he starts hanging out with Misty and Colleen, but when he first shows up back from K'un Lun he's a one man wrecking ball determined to murder Harold Meachum
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>>90787739
Problem is none of the marvel Netflix shows have been action series they've been dramas with action there's a difference
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Cages acting seemed masterful when compared to some of these characters in Iron Fist so far.
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>>90785813
He only had three weeks to train. Less than originally though.
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>>90787576
>sees Chinese person
>tries talking to them in Chinese

RACIST!!!
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>>90787764

Damn that sunds bad
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>This niggas bond villain penthouse bunker
lmao what is this cheesy shit? He's such a goober actor too.
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>>90786272
It will be alluded to, we just won't see all of Shou-Lao.
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>>90787784
SJW's
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>Colleen wearing a Golden Tiger jacket
Chaka when?
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When is it gonna drop on torrent? I forgot to pay Netflix this month
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Somebody plz skip to the end & tell me ward dies horribly
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Always think it's kinda dumb when people in superhero stuff refuse to believe in magic or crazy science or any thing out of the ordinary.
Like, y'all live in a world with the Avengers. Aliens are CONFIRMED. The Norse Gods are Confirmed!
But no way can some who was presumed dead come back after a long time. Especially was dumb in Doctor Strange.
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>>90786630
>Tumblr

Twitter mate. All this shit was based on Twitter drama.
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>>90787718
His origin is him basically wanting to learn martial arts from the monks who saved him so he could kill the man who murdered his parents, monks told him that vengeance would suck cocks, he didn't listen. Abandoned Marvel Shangri-La, fought his way through Meachum's bodyguards only to discover that vengeance did in fact suck cocks.

Way back to K'un Lin was closed for a decade so he decided to kill time by being a superhero and he chilled out thanks to his new vigilante friends.
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Are there any fight scenes in this show that don't make Arrow's look good? I'm dropping it now but I'm still curious
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Ward and his dad look 5- years apart.
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>>90787829
>tumblrfag trying to shift the blame
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>>90787835
They have all been really lackluster so far.
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>>90786859
The well was well and truly poisoned, lets see if the show brings back good will. Those who truly believe that may already be too far gone.
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>>90787811
>When is it gonna drop on torrent? I forgot to pay Netflix this month

Pay for Netflix and watch it.
I want this to do well (viewer wise) so we can all drink SJW tears when this gets renewed.
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>We'll never get fight scenes as good as the Raid movies
fug
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could of given us an asian american iron fist, but no...no...this one is going to crash and burn. and it will never ever get a second season.
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>>90787165
No, the twins were just weird.
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With DAREDEVIL, it took Marvel heroes down to the street level. With JESSICA JONES, it was about Victimization and female empowerment. With LUKE CAGE, it was a homage to Black exploitation movies of 70s.

IRON FIST : Martial arts with action scenes.

This seems simple enough, how did they fuck that up? "Into the Badlands" on AMC does this on a budget that is probably smaller than that these Netflix Marvel shows have.
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Can we stop pretending that Jessica Jones and Luke Cage weren't abysmal now?
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Everytime they say Ward, I get excited for a split second before realising I'm thinking of the wrong Ward. Business Ward is a let down so far. His dad's alright, and I liked the hitman's shoes though.
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>>90787811
>I forgot to pay Netflix this month
Can't you automatically pay for Netflix through Paypal?
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>>90787247
Danny and Colleen are a ticking fucking timebomb, I swear...Just you wait.
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Fuck I love Colleen already
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>>90787877
Or made it good. People would begrudgingly accept it, at least. If Tilda Swinton sucked and was a wooden shit, then maybe the movie would've been shit on. But they sure as shit didn't get a lead on that level, or a good showrunner, or good choreographers. OR THE FUCKING DRAGON
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>>90787811
Just make a free trial account.
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>>90787247
Gross.
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The end of the first episode is goofy as fuck. It was probably supposed to be dramatic but that music, man....

>>90787880
Jones literally heard them having sex, man.
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>>90787764
acting is gr8 nigga
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>>90787928
No, it is absolutely not
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>>90787533
Claremont/Bryne run and The Immortal Iron Fist. The Living Weapon optional.
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>>90787409
What dispensing fortune cookie platitudes every third scene wasn't enough? The zen shit doesn't stick. It falls flat on its fucking face DESU.
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>>90787409
>Why the fuck is he so angry
gee I wonder.
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Any feet yet?
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>>90787811

what a poor faggot
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>>90787718
He starts out on a revenge quest because him wanting to become the Iron Fist and use it to kick Harold Meachum's ass is one of his driving ambitions. It would explain all of this.

But only if Danny knows that Harold sabotaged the plane, which maybe he did, but it doesn't seem like Danny knows anything about that happening and it lacks the personal touch that his comic origin had of it.

I dunno, I've only finished the first episode, but it looks like they kept Danny's anger and trauma over what happened to his parents but got rid of the revenge quest aspect which justifies his origins.
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>>90787962
Fuck off footfag
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>>90787962
Yeah, Danny is barefoot the whole episode
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>>90787960

Being zen is different from being a damn fortune cookie. He comes back for revenge but he's really supposed to have a lid on his anger.
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>>90787871
Bro watch Banshee.

It's not Raid tier but it has some of the best fight scenes I've seen on television. Into The Badlands has some good ones too but they're more wire-fu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqRPaucl8r4
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I need Collen to sit on my face
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>>90788002
meant to quote
>>90787951
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>>90787990
I was hoping for Colleen, but I can accept this.
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>>90788003
Too many cuts
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So, what? Did he just turn himself into a living weapon for fun?
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I wish Colleen would berate me
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>>90788041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1yh6Nq35F0
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>>90788002
But he doesn't come back for revenge. Not in this adaptation. I mean I'm only on ep 2 but he doesn't seem to know anything about meachum and his parents.

I agree with you on the first point in that he's NOT any kind of zen with this piss poor motivation. But the moments where they try for zen end up being fortune cookie tier.
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Right now, somewhere, Scott Buck is fucking Inhumans all up.
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>>90788006
a man of refined taste
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>>90788063
He might be all revenge driven later if it's revealed Harold saboed the plane
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>>90788066
Good
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>>90788014
she teaches her class barefoot, you see them for a brief while in ep 1
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>>90788066
Couldn't happen to a nicer team.
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>>90788074
That's fine but right now he's in a mental institution for being a moron and we're gonna waste an episode watching him be a moron.
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>>90788014
Prolonged foot shot of her from fr away in ep 2
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>>90788092
How small "go to hell" is written on this page makes me feel like he's whispering it
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>>90787847
Are you fucking nuts? It spread through twitter like wildfire and convinced several in the business that the strawman blog post was true. Then articles were created based on this ill-informed version of Danny and retweeted, making it bigger. It also reached people all over the industry, via their twitter accounts. Everyone added their two cents. There was a big schism.

Twitter as usurped Tumblr as the "Call-out Culture" King.
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>>90784869
>What y'all doing for food?

I'm baking chocolate chip cookies!
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>>90788066

Excellent. It's all going according to keikaku.
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>>90788133
go blog about it, sweetie
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>>90788066
good. this is mutant country
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>>90788078
>>90788092
>>90788139
>>90788143
I haven't been paying attention. Why is Inhumans getting fucked a good thing?
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they hate the brown ones
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On the plus side.
The casuals of twitter seem to love the show based on the episode 1-2 reviews.
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>>90788151
because fuck the inhumans
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>>90788151
They are Diet X-Men
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>>90788151
X-fags are being salty
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>>90788151
Marvel's been shitting on the X-Men and attempting to replace them with Inhumans to spite Fox, at the expense of X-Men's fanbase.
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>>90788155
Further proof casuals are fucking morons.
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>>90788152
only m&ms worth a damn are the red ones
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>>90788170
>royals
>diet x-men
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>>90788185
X-fags are more delusional then Trump supporters.
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It's not really like the Iron Fist I love, but Luke Cage being completely different to the source material already softened that blow for me.

I enjoyed the first episode, at least.
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>>90788214
>I believe that she will win
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BITCHES AND WHORES poisoning tea and shit.
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>>90788063
He tried to drive him and Ward off a cliff because he wasn't answering his questions. He suspects.
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>>90784869
Good goy.
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>>90788151

No one likes Perlmutter or his decisions

Inhumans is only happening because Perlmutter is determined to force them in as the X-Men replacements since FOX wont give back the rights.

According to leaks he pulled rank and forced the MCU team to do an Inhumans film which is what caused them to complain to the head of Disney. The head of Disney trusted in Kevin Feige over Perlmutter. Thus he separated Marvel Studio's from the rest of the company.

Marvel studio's 'delayed' the film indefinitely afterwards. (They actually cancelled it)

Perlmutter however is still determined to make them a thing. Instead they're getting a TV show.

Perlmutter was also a driving force in this 'All New, All Diverse' Marvel which a majority of people hate.
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>>90787922
They were arguing, or well she was shouting at him.


Gotta say I wasn't expecting the theme montage to look like that. You can tell its mostly gonna be in NYC. Plus, it's so dark, expected more colour for Danny.
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>>90788276
That's a stretch at best and a gross misinterpretation of the scene to be more realistic about it.
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>>90788276
that's not what happened. He just got too mad because everyone was treating him like shit, he had a gun pointed in his face, and he lost control
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>>90788312
I kinda hate the theme, and I LOVE the others.
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Anyone want to skip to the end and give us a look at the costume? I'd do it myself but it seems like my sister has changed our netflix password for some reason.
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>>90788293
>Perlmutter was also a driving force in this 'All New, All Diverse' Marvel
The same guy that's part of the Trump administration?
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>>90788347
There's no costume.

http://comicbook.com/marvel/2017/03/04/iron-fist-no-costume-mask-on-netflix-show/
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Are you really allowed to walk around NYC with a sword strapped to your back? I thought they didn't even allow concealed carry there.
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>>90788356
>The same guy that's part of the Trump administration?

Yep.
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Is Simon /our guy/?
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>>90788370
Commies
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Netflix Christmas Specials when?
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>>90788370
Eh, maybe they loosened it up after aliums fucked around there.
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dudeeeee


Joy is fuckin hot.
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>>90788370
Well the fact that it's strapped to her back means it isn't really concealed and I'm only on the second episode but she hasn't carried a real sword around.
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>>90788383
>donating stolen cash
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>>90788365
You've gotta be kidding me.

So Daredevil is going to be the only one in costume? That's fucking dumb.
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>remind me what's wrong with this one again?
Jesus Danny, how problematic can you be?
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How's Danny's ass? How lesser is it compared to Matt's?
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>>90788420
Luke Cage has a yellow shirt.
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>>90788206
Did he stutter?
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>>90788420
>So Daredevil is going to be the only one in costume? That's fucking dumb.

Theirs a rumor that he gets his costume in Defenders after being inspired by Daredevil's costume.
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>>90788454
jesus
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I like that they are not shying away from the insane other dimensional magic stuff in dannys backstory
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When does the torrent come? Don't have any means of payment that isn't cash.
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>>90788468
Save that shit for the tournament arc
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>>90788454
Hopefully they all get costumes in the defenders.

I mean, I'm okay with luke cage skipping out on the head gear but Jessica Jones and Iron fist should at least suit up.

It makes way more sense for Danny to wear a costume than any of the other characters too.
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>>90788468
right? I thought they were gonna make kun lun just a temple hidden in the mountain or something
>>90788479
>save kun lun being another relm for the tournument arc
???
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>>90788474
it will probably be a couple of hours.
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Man, those first two episodes suck.

I feel like I'm constantly waiting for them to get to the fireworks factory, but replace fireworks factory with "exciting martial arts."
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>>90788479
Season 1 should've been the tournament arc desu. Would make for a much more entertaining tv show. They could have just made a 13 episode long super powered wire fu movie. I think most people wold want to watch that over an inheritance dispute.
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>>90788485
Strange. Tv broadcast weekly shows like Flash usaully have something up within the hour.
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>>90788474
You can just buy a gift card for a Netflix subscription.
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>that first time he uses the Iron Fist in the show
A little bit anticlimactic but it was cool.
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>>90788503
i think they usually try to get a chunk of the episodes up at a time.
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>>90788493
Episode 1 was fine for the most part. Episode 2 spent its entire run-time having Danny flash back to the same few scenes while yelling about getting out of the insane asylum.
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HOGARTH
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>>90788505
Oh really. I'll look into that.
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>>90784869
What villains are we expected to have in this one? I know absolutely nothing about Iron Fist or this show.
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Kyle is best character
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>>90788555
Big business.
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>>90788570
I want to give hima hug
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>>90788555
Madam Gao from Daredevil, probably Steel Serpent
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Oh, so Colleen IS half Chinese in this.
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Kneel
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Gao showing us who's in charge
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>sworn enemy of the hand
ugh, fine
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Who thought it was a good idea to set all of episode 2 in a psych ward and have Danny yell at people?
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Joy is just as shit as her brother
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Starting third episode and this show is just bad. Terrible dialogue and I still have no reason to remotely give a shit about any character.
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Whoa! What the hell is up with this Danny?
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>>90788637
I'm a sucker for psych ward eps.

And cmon it makes sense that Danny str8 outta kun lun would get himself into a psyche ward unintentionally
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>>90788668
Go back to your blog
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>God Danny why won't you let us erase your identity and just change your name completely? What's wrong with you?
Joy is out of touch
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>>90788668
stop watching it then
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Why is Harold pretending to be dead?
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>>90788555

Madam Gao
The Hand
Harold Meachum
Bakuto (In episode 7, not confirmed as villain)
Steel Serpent/Davos (rumored for episode 12)
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>>90788680
Jeri's the only person who does the sensible thing about Danny from the start, with the questions and shit.
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>>90788680
My family use to have atleast 30 men to contine our family man, over the genwrations some died some were disowned some didn't have kids or just had daugthers
Now the only people to have the our my brother and I are left
Your name is important anon
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How did this nigga not see dannys glowing hand
>>90788698
The Hand is probably making him
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>>90788698
What, you aren't? Get with the times
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>>90788698
Because he's a paranoid nutcase who thinks people are out to kill him.
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>>90788706
I know that. I think you misunderstood me.
Though I'd say my own name isn't important. A LOT of people have it, and my dad already has a son he likes more than me anyways.
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>>90788431
No one can beat Matt's ass.
Someone post that one gif, you know the one.
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>>90788748
Should of been Nightwing. Nohomo.
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This show would actually be really cool if they advertised it as a show about a crazy dude who thinks he's magic instead of playing it straight.

It's still an interesting take, but I already knew before I started watching that he's a real superhero because I saw the trailer.
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>>90788779
Moon Knight.
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>this underground fight club announcer
it's like I'm watching Spider-Man all over again
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>>90788779
>It's still an interesting take, but I already knew before I started watching that he's a real superhero because I saw the trailer.
Not because you, I dunno, read comics?
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>>90788481
What outfit do you want Jessica to wear? Jewel? Why would she put that on AFTER everything that went down? Her usual outfit is basically her costume.
Luke just needs a yellow shirt, a CAGE buckle, and maybe those gauntlet things and he's good.
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>>90788786
shit, I forgot he even existed.

Now I'm kind of bummed they used this plot for Iron Fist.
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>>90788800
/Co/ doesn't read comics
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>>90788779
that's a horrible idea and you should feel bad for having it
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>Ward disobeys his fathers orders again
Harold is right not to trust him
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>>90788728
I don't think that's very far from the truth
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>reviews were literally shitting on it just because Danny is white

Holy fucking shit. This is way better than Luke Cage and JJ
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>>90788763
He's got the assets for it, that's for sure.
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>>90788800
It's entirely different from the comics though. None of these shows have been straight adaptations.

Luke Cage is now a cop from Georgia with an evil brother, for example.
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Damn I love Hogarth
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>>90788870
So obviously they were gonna throw out everything that makes Iron Fist cool and instead turn him into a Moon Knight-knockoff nutcase.
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>>90788676
It really doesn't though.

Like I get the iron fist is a living weapon but there would be an understanding as a warrior (espicially one pulling from Asian teachings) of how to Fucking de-escalate a situation and figure out a nonviolent way to get people to listen to him.
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make fun of liberals they get mad i get it now
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>>90788899
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>>90786072

>No activated almonds
0/10
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>>90786967
That's some next level shit, senpai. I bow to the master.
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The opening credits sequence is kind of shitty compared to Daredevil and Luke Cage.
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>>90788914
one of them make fun of them in the show
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>>90784904
Same here. Going to see my girlfriend. We binged Cage together, but this...

It just looks bland and boring.
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>Faramir sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers
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>>90788943
it's better than Cage
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>>90788953
I bet she loved Cage.
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Looking over other sites and I'm seeing a general consensus of "What were the critics talking about?", and most people enjoying the show so far. I'm in the same boat, as I went in thinking this would be dogshit, and I'm pretty entertained, a few episodes in.
>>90788943
It's really weird as usually the titles have come up after an opening scene or two in the other shows, I believe, it caught me off guard at first
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So what do you guys think of it so far? I mean, structurally, it doesn't hold to candle to Daredevil or LK. But I can't help but like it.
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>they're like the illuminati but real
if only he knew
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What kind of beer is Iron Fist, /co/?
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>>90788991
It's a real microbrewery. The clothing line also exists.
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>>90788650
I'm learning that very quickly, when the good seeps out she immediately takes a few steps back. The only difference is like she said her brother sees everything in black and white but she doesn't. In the end she is in denial. Basically it is Luke Cage all over again.
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Episode 9 reveals that Madam Gao had Danny's parents killed and he wants revenge.

Episode 10 reveals that Danny didn't complete his training. Bakuto teaches Danny how to recharge his Chi.

Also we see the costume in episode 10 (around 16 minutes in). Bakuto has a B&W video of an older Iron Fist (looks like WW2 possibly). He's wearing a variant on this costume (see picture attached). The 2 dangling bits from the head piece are pretty noticeable.
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>hey sensei even though these cage matches are illegal I posted the video of you bashing a mans skull in to the internet so that everyone can see it and you get more students
Darrel please stop breathing
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>>90789040

Forgot to attach the picture.
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>>90788978
I think it's fine so far, above JJ, and maybe Luke Cage and/or DD S2. DD S1 is still on top though.
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>>90789083
Will DD S1 ever be beat?
what's left, Punisher and Defenders? Jessica Jones S2?
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>>90789094
Luke Cage S2
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I'm at the end of episode 2 and this is meandering, stupid schlock
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>Luke Cage get's to say nigga
>sensor it in a song sung by a black man int he background
literally why
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>>90789040
The coolest part of immortal iron fist was being introduced to all the previous welders of Shour Lou''s chi and how they used it in creative ways.

There was a pirate queen lady who infused her arrows with chi to lay waste to an entire fleet, and the iron fist before Danny used that same technique but wit guns, so he could shoot chi-infused bullets that shredded through armor.

That sort of pragmatism is rare in comics and I hope he eventually does something similar in the show

Also holy fuck Joy is hot goddamn.
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>>90789101
>iron fist's shitty reception will result in luke cage season 2 being replaced with luke cage and iron fist season 1
it's like poetry
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>>90788978
Basically complete schlock but parts are charming, i don't like what they did with the plot but i'll wait and see if it wins me over
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>>90789094
Punisher should be great, really, and Defenders seems to have a high chance of being at least in the top 3 when all is said and done, if only because Sigourney Weaver should be great depending on her role.
I legit don't know why JJ is getting another season, or at least, where they can really go with another, 13? episodes. Maybe it'll be shorter.
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Harold is handling the whole Danny situation way better than his dumbass son or bitch daughter
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I madam Gao part of the Hand?
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Colleen's booty is doing all kinds of things to me.
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>>90789040
>see picture attached
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>>90789176
Yeah she's got quite a behind on her.
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>>90789172
>I madam Gao part of the Hand?

Her Heroin has Steel Serpent's logo on it. So maybe.
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Harold and Danny talking about the Hand while Ward rolls his eyes
Ward a shit Harold must be so disappointed
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>>90789172
It seems like she's affiliated in some way with the Hand and Kun Lun considering all we've seen in Daredevil and what Danny said
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>>90789176
she has the cutest butt, it's like a modest size but tight and bubbly. It's perfect
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>>90789147

He doesn't seem to be doing it yet. Though I'm hoping they'll have him try something different with his Chi in The Defenders (by then he should be more refined with his Chi control).
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claire booty
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Why didn't danny just tell them personal info about them that only he knew from when they were kids?

This seems dumb to spend most of his time stalking them and going "i'm danny lol"
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>she headbutt a punch
neat
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When Joy first got in the limo with Pate I thought she was going to whore herself out to close the deal, in front of her brother to establish that she'll do anything to succeed while Ward is a pussy.

Then they drove to the building and I thought she was going to have him tortured or killed in order to secure the property, again to establish she''s actually top dog like with Black Mariah in Luke Cage.

Then she fucking turns around and offers Patel''s nephew a perfect match kidney from a guy who's and organ donor that''s been vegetative for a year and is about to be taken off life support, in exchange for him selling the pier. She really is just better than Ward in every way.

She obviously rook her dad''s advice to heart regarding treating people well in order to obtain loyalty. It's a nice change of pace from villains who constantly abuse their henchmen and yet still expect suicidal devotion
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>>90789213
he does just that, but Ward a shit
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>>90789213
It isn't a well written show
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>>90789179

See >>90789071
and imagine it in black and white with shitty quality (the video is apparently of the Iron Fist that was active in 1948).
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>>90784869
Thanks for reminding me about this.

I'm gonna watch the first episode, then spend the rest of the day binging Shaw Bros movies.
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>>90789071
okay but danny had better have a fucking collar or else i'm going to take action
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>>90789213

Ward is in denial about how big a prick he is.

Joy figures he's getting information from the internet.
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I know they're not showing Shao Lao but he does still fight him right?
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ah, time for the hallway fight
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>>90789259
don't get excited
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>>90789261
very short and this techno music is killing my vibe
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>>90789259
it's just a way of believably pitting one man versus many different opponents, they're funneled into confrontation one by one instead of all being able to charge him at once
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>>90789210
meeeeeeeeh
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>Harold Meachum treats his son like shit on purpose
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>ate all the m&m's except the brown ones

i laffed
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D R U N K E N F I S T

This shit is hype.
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Does the fight choreography ever improve? I'm currently on episode 4 and it all seems so lackluster.
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>>90789288

It's all ballet slap fights.
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>>90789245
yeah
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>>90789284
oh fuck
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Wait, Al was a fellow living weapon, right? I'm not reading too much into it/misunderstanding, am I?
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>danny thrashing a yellow belt
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>>90786383
>catching up on Legends of Tomorrow shenanigans
One of the best LOT episodes this week.
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>theres a skip intro button now
neat
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>>90788141
>All that, because you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>90789420
omg I like totally can't even
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>>90789420
ignore the retard
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So far this is following the same beats as Jessica Jones. Maybe danny should have been raped in the mountains so people would have defended it
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>>90789427
nice reblog, faggot
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The evil dad is the best part of the show.
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>>90789450
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>>90788779
Save that for Moon Knight.
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>>90788830
I know right? I'm like "What's the deal? This is pretty darn good!".
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No one should ever listen to critics again after this debacle
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>sweaty Clarie and Coleen training.
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>>90789482
I know how you feel, but I thought Luke Cage was pretty great until they killed off and replaced their main villain.
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When this stop being mind-numbingly boring /co/?
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>>90789535
Episode 4 is where things finally start to get moving.
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>>90789483
So it's good
?
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>>90789558
Dropping it then, have fun friends
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>>90789561
Better than JJ so far. Not sure about LC yet.
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>>90789150
There is a change it could get renewed by audience reactions and ratings. If not expect H4H series 1, although Luke Cage 2 has been announced, so that's awkward...
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so I'm watching the first ep. and its fine?
I'm pretty sjw and I don't understand the big deal.
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>>90789071
>Iron Fist on Netflix being so hamfisted
>Iron Fist on Puzzle Quest being GOAT

Why can't we just have both? I know next to nothing about Danny other than his kung fu makes him One Punch Man and his costume colors. Maybe the game and reading the Shadowland arc of Daredevil gave me high expectations for a series based on him
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>>90789618
*chance

>>90789427
Cheers, mate.
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>>90789619
Several clickbait outlets went out and claimed that Iron Fist was whitewashing its cast without actually knowing that Danny in the source materiel is a white dude.
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It's not worse than Jessica Jones so far. Then again Jessica Jones was really bad. I guess this is kind of awful too, just not that bad
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>Claire Temple is wearing some very short shorts.

Hnnnnng.
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>>90789648
Its better than Jessica Jones.
Its worse that the 1st half of Luke Cage.
Its better than the 2nd half of Luke Cage.
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>>90789618

Has Netflix ever cancelled one of their original dramas with only 1 season? It seems like 2 seasons minimum are guaranteed.
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>>90789667
Agree. 5/10 so far, but I'm getting bored
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>>90784869
So, watching the first episode it's.... fine. I've actually noticed that ALL of the critic complaints and compliments seem to have come from the first fucking episode. Did anyone else notice that?
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>>90789667
So... it's shit.
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>>90789709
Yes
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Pretty comfy show. Liking it so far
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>>90789699
yep.
I hope they don't stick with the fucking looney bin shit
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>>90784869
>"Make sure to pay for the door repair at the hospital."

Man, Meachum is a lot of fun. He and Danny are the only things getting me through this three episode. The Iron Fist punch helped.
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What must i achieve to have pure Joy?
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>>90789724
They drop it by the 3rd ep.
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>ITT: SJWs just upset Danny isn't asian
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So was Ike the one who severed the ties with Marvel studios?
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>Episode 5: Davos is mentioned
Steel serpent is gonna show up either in the second half of the show like Diamondback or next season
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>everytime I disobey my father things get worse
>better keep doing that
Ward pls
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>>90789778

No, Perlmutter got shut out after Age of Ultron underperformed.

Feige went over his head to the Mouse.
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>>90789804

He's introduced in episode 10.
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>>90787247


BOO
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>This stuff he said about magic powers and alternate universes can't be real said the doctor who lives in a universe where a black hole shot out aliens and fought a norse god.
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3 episodes in and I'm bored. I'm talking Luke Cage after they killed Cottonmouth bored.
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Are things finally going to start to pick up?
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>>90789829
>fought a norse god.

That's a weather satellite reflecting light from venus.
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>>90789744
>its a you might be crazy and you aren't actually a protag episode

worst trope
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>all Wards achievements as head of the company is because of Harold
>the moment he tries to do anything himself he screws up
Literal waste of sperm, should have aborted
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>>90789829
Did you watch Dr. Strange? He shows up in astral form and talks to Rachel Mcadams and she's only mildly freaked out for a single second and after that he tells her here's a portal nearby and she was acting all like "psshh, that's impossible"
BITCH YOU JUST FUCKING SAW HIM IN GHOST FORM NOT A MINUTE AGO
I swear, these things are made for 12 year olds...
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>>90789846
>That's a weather satellite reflecting light from venus.

I believe this.
That Norse God thing is fake news.

Can you tell me the truth about Sokovia? What really happened there? None of this Ultron BS the media are spreading.
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>>90789869
>Comic book adaptation
>Not made for twelve year olds
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>>90789887
>average comic book customer is age 18-29
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>>90789887
>the sarcasm
>your head
>>90789880
Sokovia was actually built on a swamp and the gasses caused an explosion
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>>90789887
Road To Perdition
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>>90789896
Try 30-50 years old
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>>90789561
Its ok
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>>90789896
>>average comic book customer is age 18-29

>average comic book customer is age 40 - 55
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MY NAME IS DANNY RAND
AFTER FIFTEEN YEARS IN A STRANGE LAND, I'VE RETURNED HOW WITH ONLY ONE GOAL: TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
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>>90784869

Does Misty show up in any episode?
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>>90789869

Daredevil

>"Man some crazy shit has happened. It's crazy but I can believe it if someone tells me some shit."

Luke Cage

>"HELL YEAH I CAN BELIEVE A BULLETPROOF NIGGA EXISTS. I GOT THE AVENGERS FIGHT ON DVD"

Jessica Jones

>"A man who can use his powers to control people and make them do what he wants? Haha you women and rape victims are silly"
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God Claire is starting tog et annoying now
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>>90789896
Straight white & male
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>>90789838
Your just tired. Go to sleep.
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Does Ward ever stop being a fuck up?
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>>90790036
I sure hope not
>>
A lot better than I was expecting based on all the negative press it's been getting.

Only on the third ep so far though.
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>>90787023
>its all colourless, not even green
Its boring as shit
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>>90790046
it's hilarious
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>>90789518
Yeah, so far I'd take DD S2 1-4 or LC 1-7 over this, but as of the 6th episode, which is what the critics watched up to, it's still better than JJ, and the latter halfs of DD S2 and LC. It's not great or anything, but it's pretty comparable in quality to the other shows if a bit less inspired. Harold and Colleen are solid characters at that.
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>>90790048
I feel like it's building to the crazier martial arts shit but because they only gave the reviewers the first 6, slow eps, they hated it.
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>Danny stole a passport by proxy

#NotMyDefender
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>walks in on board meeting
>rolls his chair around and asks if he can sit next to joy

Jesus danny what the fuck are you doing
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I'm not seeing this white savior thing people are complaining about unless it's him giving money to Colleen for helping him.
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>that hand intimidation in ep. 2
ok this is pretty cool.
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>>90790084
it's """""white savior""""" because he's white and the best fighter in kun kun and the chosen warrior
it's bullshit spewed by casuals who don't know anything
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>can fight 10 guys at once
>struggle against 1 guy

every fucking time
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Stop leaving heroin in my office, Danny.
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>>90788953
Is this a cuck joke?
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>mad science
>faked death
>abusive towards kids
>conniving backstabbing schemer
>eccentrically chatty with just a dollop of actual charisma

Oh my god. I just figured out why I like Meachum so much. He's basically Osborn.

I feel so used now.
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>>90790117
>Danny brought these prostitutes in here, n-not me
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>>90786002
>Pill to stop being gay
I dunno, that sounds pretty great!
>switch a guy's fever pill with an anti-gay pill
>he gets cured
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Be more subtle, Danny, goddamn.
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Ward is a huge dick but I feel bad for him. He's spiraling out of control.
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>>90790198
At first I wanted to hang him but now I want to tell him it's gonna be okay
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>>90790102

Like really, I cant see any difference in pacing or choreography that wasn't in any other marvel netflix show so far unless everyone is just raising their standards.

>tons of scenes in luke cage about building cotton mouth's club through criminal dealings

cool. ok. no complaints from reviewers

>IF has stuff about Rand Industries and it's owner dealing with the hand while trying to use Danny

ugh this slows the pacing down

Is everyone upset this is just a white dude doing karate.
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>suddenly Lawyer MILF

Curse you, Marvel! Now I have to watch this all the way!
>>
It's time.
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>Danny hugging Meachum

Well, Ok.
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ring of blood is pretty cool
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>>90786072
>Bet it All on Black Garlic Burger
Sounds like the title of an anime episode. Add two exclamation points and you're set.
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>>90790212
>Like really, I cant see any difference in pacing or choreography

Go back and watch the very first fight in Daredevil

It completely shits on anything I've seen so far in Iron Fist
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>>90790084
I agree.
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>That liver shakedown

Holy fuck. Joy is a badass. And a creep. Fuck.
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>>90784869
got some coco's ichiban lvl 3 curry katsu and I'm chillin in okinawa

feels good man
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>>90787545
You still misspelled awkward*
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God damn it, I forgot this was out already, thanks lads now i've something to watch all day while i work at home
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Are fights actually bad or not?

This looks pretty good to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMxh6bPve6o&ab_channel=CosmicBookNews
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HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
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>>90790338
I wouldn't say their 'bad' per-say. Besides Calleen, Danny doesn't try to severely injure people he fights for no reason, unlike DD.
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>>90790338
Upto to ep 5, they are by no means spectacular, but they are good enough. Not good as DD though but hopefully it gets better. They are better than JJ and LC at least
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Danny you fucking virgin, don't get caught in her web
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Asian lady is hot. She'd probably be into a bit of s&m
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>>90790370
I never thought about it but he would be a virgin.
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>no chest nest
dropped
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What's the early verdict? How is it?
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>>90790403
it's good
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>>90790403
It's about the same as the other 3 Marvel Netflix series
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Say you were in charge of costume design but we're told by Netflix not to use a spandex costume or mask, how would you get around it? Personally I'd go for a green/yellow tracksuit
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>>90790416
the implication being that it's shit? because there's no way Jessica Jones was good
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>Claire picking up Luke's catchphrase
Cute
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Is Turk in this bitch yet
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>>90790367
I liked two JJ's fights, those were Hellcat vs. Nuke and JJ vs Luke, I thought especially latter was a pretty fun showcase of two stronghold types of characters going at it (with one being weaker than other), destroying surroundings, using shit like car's door as a shield

Luke Cage had not a single decent fight, hell, I don't think on screen we saw many punches connect at all. I especially fucking fell off my chair when Cottonmouth was killing a guy with his bare hands and we are supposed to be intimidated and shit and we don't even fucking see his punches connect to the guy, he might as well be punching air, lmao, gif related is how you fucking do it.
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>>90790419
without the cup and the mask I guess since you said no mask
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>>90790419
Hoodie. Danny gets green and Luke gets yellow.
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>>90790381
Are you talking about Coleen or Bride of Nine Spiders?
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>>90790438
brighter colors too of course

And this for Daredevil once he gets his shit together
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>>90790401
Meh, it's too edgy and it doesn't even have anything to do with kung fu
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>>90790425

Many of the people crying about this said Jessica Jones was good.
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>>90790438
COLLAR
O
L
L
A
R

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90790403
MCUnbelievably great!


like always
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>>90790347
I saw her in the trailer. Is she Bride of Nine Spiders or some OC?
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>t-that's dishonorable
>what do I care for honor
I love you Gao
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Well, just got done with the first episode and I'm afraid I'm not going to continue it.

It's truly sad because this is what I was most interested in when they first announced those Netflix shows...

It's just baffling that they'd make a series like Iron Fist and wouldn't go out of their way to make the fight choreography amazing. Hell, they didn't even bother with something decent, it's straight up shit.

And the acting, my GOD, these people look bored as fuck repeating endless cliches at each other. Danny has 0 charisma and can't deliver a line to save his life, Joy belongs in a soap opera, Ward is like Defoe without the charisma... or acting ability. The part where Danny speaks chinese with Coleen is straight up cringe and the classic cliche of "let's add a tiny bit of foreign language up in this bitch, we'll look so smart"

No sense of direction, terrible scrip and horrible actors. Great. Truly no redeeming qualities.
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>>90790198
>I'm just watching him go full junkie and it is terrible, at 1st he just seemed like it would be a small addition issue but that shit with the car door was when I knew shit was gonna go south fast
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>>90790338
Not great, but better than the reviews led me to believe.
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>>90789805
Rebelling against Daddy is not about making smart decisions
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>>90790520
There's no way it's not her.
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>>90790574
Which makes me wonder,
Danny said that Kun Lun was one of the 8 cities of heaven which I guess confirms the other relms, but why would the bride not only be an agent of the Hand, but also working as a scientist in a uni somewhere? I guess it's posible that she was just inspired by legends and stories of brides before her?
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>>90790543

See ya.
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>>90790543
Ok.

I like it, you are a hypocrite if you liked anything Netflix starting with Jessica Jones onwards
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>>90790520
I she is Bride I'll cum buckets
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>Rand is my home?

I thought, K'un-Lun was your home, bro?

>Not a lot of traffic in here, huh? Guess the critics did their work...
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Oh Harold
>>
I'm glad Marvel made Danny white. If I'm being honest here, I really enjoyed watching his scenes. He exudes a sense of purpose and power someone of Oriental descent could never match. Let's be honest, Finn Jones really makes this a better world - and sometimes to build a better world, like what we have in Iron Fist, means tearing the old one down. If you SJWs have been complaining about him being white, do you think this has been easy for Marvel? Do you know how hard it was, the sacrifices, the decisions they had to make? That's what they do. They're survivors, unlike DC. It's the next step, if you have the courage to take it. Political correctness is just a holding action. A band-aid.
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>>90786630
>I knew tumblr got around, I just never thought they'd have a problem with poor Iron Fist.
Tumblr is offended by anything and everything. What they set their sights on is random. They're like some sort of chaos entity. Face it: tumblr is the new hate machine.
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>putting the moves on Ward's black assistant
>keeping all the brown M&Ms to himself
He loves it
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>Cut's off his own finger
this fucking guy
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>>90790630
Also imagine how great his cock and balls look contrasted against Colleen's tight little brown pussy
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>>90790616
Oh hey, maxed out!

>>90790630
Bro...
An Asian guy could do that, but it wouldn't be appropriate for Danny to be Asian-American.
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Guys can you post cute Colleen butt here. Or any pic that has her be all sexylike. I need it for my collection.
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>>90790664
watch the show and make your own
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>>90790598

It's possibly explained, though it's more implied then anything.

It's referenced in like episode 9 or 10 that The Hand has various scouts around the world who train and manipulate runaways. Some do i knowingly, others don't realize it.

Colleen is one of them. Her students are being trained for the Hand. She trains them and then Bakuto takes over.

Anyway, it seems like this version of the Bride Of Nine Spiders is one of these runaways that was manipulated. They reference that one was sent to Uni for a particular reason.
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Even the sex scene was boring compared to Misty's.
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>>90790682
Predictions on the eventual Danny/Misty one(s)?
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>Me and my friend Davos x2
>young Danny and Davos engaging in tomfoolery
Somehow I have a bad feeling
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>>90790699
They better make it good. Danny and Colleen's was just them kissing and then staring at each other.
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>>90790699
Hnnnnng you just reminded me how big Misty's titties are
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>>90790198
>>90790208
>>90790547
>When Ward starts talking to the dead bodies
Oh....oh, oh, no.....oh, boy
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>>90789844
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>>90786866
>critis should add to their status "connoisseur" or "casual"
This is a great idea. Adaptations need people who have a knowledge of source material to have their opinions weigh more than someone who's never heard of it before.
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>>90790644
Iron Fist OTP love interest is actually black - Misty Knight.
>>
My boys about to become a man
>>
Just tell me if it's as bad as the reviews implied.
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>>90790682
well this was more of a sensual/romantic thing and danny is a kissless virgin
>>90790766
No, how could it be?
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>those marvel monsters stickers underneath his dad's desk
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>>90790766
never trust big review
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>>90790435
>Luke Cage had not a single decent fight

That's because Mike Colter sucks

http://mcuexchange.com/mike-colter-describes-his-initial-concern-with-playing-luke-cage/

>I was so against it,I revisit the feeling I had, that first initial look at the character, trying to figure out the research and the character, who this is guy this, and I’m like, ‘I don’t want any part of this.’ I couldn’t think of anything that I didn’t want to do more. I didn’t want to do anything physical, a role where it relied on power and all the stuff like that. And also, I didn’t know how the character would be written, I didn’t know what this character was going to be like. It just seemed limiting. I just thought, ‘What could I do with this?’ I hadn’t seen any material yet. The idea of the character made me cringe.”

>“Everybody has an idea of how the character is going to be, and I’m like, this is how I’m going to do it and this is it, take it or leave it. I’m not saying that’s what I said, but I felt like if they were to try and push me in a certain way, that I would’ve walked away from it. There was only one way that I thought this character should be portrayed that I wasn’t going to compromise on.

Explains a lot about how Luke Cage turned out. Colter was the wrong choice to play Cage.
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>>90790766
No. If you watched any of the Netflix shows before, it's the same letdown since Daredevil S1.
>>
>>90790608
Nah, Jessica Jones is a horrible character, I only gave it one episode because I wanted to be fair but I expected shit and I got...worse. Luke Cage also got one episode and sucked. Thing is, Iron Fist could've actually been good.... but it wasn't. Daredevil S02 was also a massive disappointment but at least I finished it and it wasn't complete ass with no redeeming qualities.
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>>90790790
>plays Power Man
>Doesn't want anything to do with power
I don't dislike chill portrayal of Luke Cage, but where's the fun part of Luke Cage?
>>
>>90790790
WOW that fucking sucks

I thought he was ok for a while but got really stale, i would have cast someone else in the first place anyways, he's too old
>>
>no fingerprints
Don't they take baby fingerprints for exactly this reason?
>>
I wonder if Colleen was a virgin too
>>
>>90789437
Wouldn't work if they use Madame Gao because she is actually menacing and not an utterly pathetic villain, so critics won't cream their pants over her.
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>>90790867
>20 something years old
>virgin
What realm of reality do you exist in?
>>
>>90790866
>tfw no one ever took fingerprints from you
Remind me to burn my fingers to the point where they're unrecognizable.
>>
>>90790867
probably had an asian boyfriend who she had "sex" with, but I doubt he could break her hymen
>>
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>>90790886
mine
>>
>>90790887
Okay, MIB.
>>
>>90790886
delete this
>>
Just got to the elevator fight. I'm loving this.
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>>90790909
I wish.
>>
Ward is going to kill himself by the end of this.
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>>90790461
But it has everything to do with the mysticism of the cities
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>>90791125
Idk man a chick with a million spiders in their torso seems like a pretty drastic tonal shift. It's like something from an R rated horror movie
>>
>Danny is angry, vengeful and spiteful at first under his naive layer
Good
>>
>the old homeless guy isn't black
Surprised DESU
>>
Danny bout to get date raped
>>
>all this hand shit and claire is there

why the fuck hasnt she called Daredevil
>>
>>90791159
>tonal shift
it fit fine in the story
>>
This is probably the weakest intro sequence of the Marvel shows.
>>
>>90791192
She did say she was done with superhero drama till this happened.
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>>90791218
>till this happened

exactly
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>dat spider lady scene

why aren't there a porn like this?
>>
When is this set relative to everything else
>>
>>90791252
After Luke Cage for sure
>>
WARD NO
>>
>>90791252
Claire is pretty much the clock.
>>
>>90791252
Before Jessica Jones.
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>>90791252
It's after Luke Cage. Claire only started taking lessons from Collen after she saw the flyer near the end of Cage. If it's taking place during the Punishers show or something Like Luke Cage took place during DD S2, we won't know till events here are refferenced there
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>>90791331
So they're all chronological, right?

I'm pretty sure there aren't any discrepancies so I don't know why people keep asking for the order every time a new one comes out
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>episode 6
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>>90788214
>mfw 2 inteligent 4 win
>>
>>90791366
I thought so. Claire temple always references stuff from the prior series.
>>
>>90791375
Exactly. 4D chess.
>>
>>90790766
It's firmly average in the early episodes, but clearly building to ninjas. Nowhere near as bad as the reviews implied, and most of them clearly only watched the first episode.
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>>90791366
I guess so. JJ had a reference to the Devils of Hells Kitchen

I can't remember if anything was said about Luke or Jessica in DD S2

Luke Cage referenced Purple man, Frank's rampage, and Jessica Jones, and Luke was back in Harlem to get away from Jessica and all the Hell Kitchen shit

Now here we have Claire taking lessons from Colleen after grabbing her flyer in Luke Cage, and Gao referencing Luke and Matt
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>90790776
It should have been Misty. ;-;
>>
>>90791621
Bread.
>>
Wait, is Colleen teaching a vigilante class? Her students jumped her, and she's trying to prepare them for the real world? what the fuck?
>>
>>90788293
>According to leaks he pulled rank and forced the MCU team to do an Inhumans film which is what caused them to complain to the head of Disney.

No. That isn't what happened at all. Feige got pissed because Perlmutter was being obnoxious over script reviews. He got sick of having to walk through all the red tape Perlmutter and his "Creative Council" had set up (also the reason Edgar Wright quit Ant Man), saying it was stifling creativity and good movie making.

Thus, after Civil War, the Creative Councile was disbanded and Feige was put in total control
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>>90791770
Hands-on self-defense lesson
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>>90790790
Makes me really think about how his and Danny relationship is gonna change
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>>90791529
And to add on
Joy hired Jessica Jones to dig up dirt on the board members a while back on case they ever caused a problem for her
>>
I hope everybody is upboating this on Netflix to piss SJWs off. Even if it is shit.
>>
I gotta say, this is actually kinda bad. There hasn't been a single exciting moment in the first three episodes, and this plot has been done to death and done better a million times. It better pick up soon because jesus.
>>
>>90791961
It's actually not bad and pretty enjoyable
>>
That first fight with the guards was REALLY terrible. I mean I wasn't expecting much from a TV show but still there's a line between trying to make it look good and just using the first take.

And the effects and acting are just abyssmal. It honestly looks closer to a fan made series on YouTube.

I'm just really dissapointed.
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>>90791984
>And the effects and acting are just abyssmal. It honestly looks closer to a fan made series on YouTube.
First netflix series huh
>>
>>90791811
Defense from the people that they're mugging?
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>>90792007
All three other Marvel shows had way better practical effects, acting, fight choreography.

I'd say even JJ had better fight scenes than IF does so far.
>>
[Spoiler]Iron Fist vs Drunken Fist was hella cool yo.[/spoiler]
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>>90792067
duh, you never know who has powers these days, being a mugger is hard
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>>90792118
Always go for a Chinese granny. That could never go wrong.
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>>90791213
Needed more colour. At least some green? Isn't. That meant to be his, but where is it?
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>>90792243
Music kind of sucks, too.
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>>90792282
It's O.K, don't think a theme has topped Daredevil's yet.
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