/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>90784036
Jasper is best gem

>>90784036
>tfw no thicc peridot

>>90784036
this is the kind of fat Lapis redesign that I'm on board with

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Gems should tend their garden

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>>90784078
But she's already thicc

I need Steven/Lapis smut now

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>>90784036
Always right.

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>>90784140
Always left

>>90784113
Damn, that gives my limb an enhancement

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDX7nkN2pU

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>>90784169
Always cute

>>90784149
I want this to be an episode.

Just so that Peridot can stop being a meme.

Or as much of a meme.

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>>90784217
Always dying

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>>90784099
bring her back already you hacks

>>90784219
At this point it would just feel forced.

imagine peridot

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>>90783976
What do you mean by it's not that great?

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>>90784278

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>>90784278
I can't nut to that, go back to lapis.

>>90784236
only inside.

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>>90784245
cant wait for pearl to to get ready for the mattress mambo only to find a quarts gem on her tit

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>>90784319
>>90784328
Nutmind

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I want to grope Peridot's small chest

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>>90781746
alright last one for tonight. Tomorrow ill color the carp one sugman drew and maybe the others I havent gotten to yet. Have a goodnight /sug/!
also neat my coloring is the op image, the artist for that is DeadCarl if you want to see more from him.

>previous requests:http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv

Can I snuggle Lapis, please?

I want her chest on mine~~~
And hickies~

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>>90784140
>>90784169
always together

>>90784319
is this artist implying jaspidot is pedophila or something

jaspidot = pedo ship apparently, stevidot = pedo ship apparently, older steven stevidot = still a pedo ship

tumblr is retarded

>>90784346
That would make Pearl want her even more.

>>90784245
>>90784346
I hope she either never comes back or comes back and never leaves.

>>90784374
I want Peridot to wear more human clothes!

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>>90784217
Always lewd.

>>90784416
idk i think is mostly because Jasper fucking Peri would probably break her

>>90784416
I thought becasue she looks like a cat

You might be overthinking that one

>>90784374
It's medium-large.

>>90784416
What? no one said shit about pedo ships.

>>90784447
I would like cuddles, please

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How does /sug/ motivate itself?

I am unbelievably fortunate but can't seem to get out of bed some days, much less pursue my creative and emotional endeavors. Sometimes I feel like the worst gem, Lapis Lazuli.

>>90784416
physical size difference, you retard

>>90784036
>It's just a little water weight

>>90784416
Jaspidot looks like child rape.

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>>90784469
no

>>90784149
this is cute, but I've lost hope that Peridot will ever get her limb enhancers back, if they haven't even brought it up at this point it probably won't happen

>>90784472
Do it for your gem waifu

If you want a real answer, it's all about habit. You need to make doing productive things into a lifestyle, not something you force yourself to do, well you do force yourself for a bit but eventually it becomes something you want to do

>>90784449
>>90784454
>>90784461

Yeah I get what the artist was saying, just reminded me of people screaming about jaspidot being pedophila despite them both being adults. Sorry I'm a dumbass

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>>90784472
I don't.
I sometimes have fleeting moments of motivation, but it never lasts a day.
Really need to set goals and straighten up. Need to learn unix else I'll be in serious shit when that job application comes back.

But I know I'll just spend the entire day playing video games again.

>>90784510
I have...
A present

>>90784536
You must go on tumblr too much

>>90784489
Case in point

>>90784400
This is Lapis. Back together.

>>90784469
>>>/trash/erp

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>>90784472
eh, my family and i need the money so i gotta get up and go to work, then get home and continue working. i basically live in the kitchen. i just roll with it, i might be a drunk degenerate but at least i can provide

>>90784556
/sug/ is always complaining about Peridot being your waifu makes you a pedophile

>Pewrl is laying in bed, she can't sweat but she would if she could.
>Facing her back, Mystery Girl, lays neked, her body pressed into Pearls, her hands wrapped around her, ending on her chin.
"I think you like us Humans."
>Mystery Girl's hands play under Pearl's neck.
>Rose Quartz lies infront of Pearl, her eyes replaced with sulty bedroom eyes.
>Rose's hands trace up her Pearl's gem, ever so slowly as Rose giggles.
"I think she likes gems better."
>Pearl feels two hands brush up her legs, sending shivers down her "spine"
>She feels the hands stop, just shirt of her thighs, as Stevonnie pops her head gentle up out of the covers.
"I think she likes a little bit of both."

How does Pearl react?

>>90784457
For her size.

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HEY LAPIS!!!!!

ARE YOU OKAAAAAY~!!?!!?!1

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>>90784480
That's why she shouldn't be close to huge water sources.

>>90784346
imagine though that this was canon
that S is secretly another Rose Quartz gem that was a spy our Rose sent on a mission, The other cut returned after a long while, not being able to access warp pads to avoid detection, as none of the resistance is aware of her existence with the exception of our Rose Quartz, she passes through Beach City, looking for the Resistance, She doesn't notice the gem temple-or at least doesn't think anybody would reside in it- and passes it, stopping by for coffee, wearing human clothes and bearing piercings to blend in with humans and riding a motorcycle seeing as its far faster than walking, she notices Pearl at the Big Donut, but mistakes her for another human, seeing her wearing human clothes too, she also notices Pearl driving the car, furthering her belief that Pearl is a normal human, she, like our Rose before her stops by a concert, interested in the music, There Pearl comes up and talks to her, The Rose Quartz still believes Pearl is a human making up a bunch of stuff to seem interesting, but otherwise acts as she thinks a human would, giving Pearl her phone number.
Thus, the last we saw of Rose 'S.' Quartz.

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>>90784449
Ruki-32 disagrees!

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>>90784472
Get some goals in life, something you really want, it makes everything easier, stop being negative, get a hobby and be social even with strangers, trying your best at everything and being in competitions help your self esteem a lot too.
Anything that can make you feel engaged will motivate you, you just need something like that, vidya, sports, dating, anything goes.

>>90784584
NEVER AGAIN

I am so sorry Lapis I'm gonna bother Peridot and her medium-large chest for her size

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>>90784616
You actually take that seriously?

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>>90784643
No.

>>90784472
I can't. I'm always tired no matter how long I sleep, I tend to have a light headache for an hour or two after getting up, and sometimes I wake up out of breath. I'm not even fat.

I think it's stress and depression from not being able to find a job for so long.

>>90784718
I'm sorry for asking snuggles from you

>>90784546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kznZcGiQ0_k

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>>90784625

What if what's in the chest is another video to Steven explaining the origins of Lion and/or talking about what happened with PD? Unless Lion suddenly gains the ability to talk, she's the only one who can explain what Lion is.

Unless it's PD's shards, which is another possibility.

>>90784625
She would wake up from her dream feeling incredibly confused and aroused.

>>90784823
Is this a meme for ants

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>>90784472
I think about my beautiful waifu Lapis Lazuli and feel energized for the rest of the day.

>>90784828
It will be just a piece of paper saying
You are Steven Unvierse

>>90784444
Underappreciated quads and taste

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Gems should torture eachother.

>>90784828
The chest contains another video of Rose crying and wondering what the alternate ending of the war could have been if she didn't kill PD.

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Which one of you wants to date me?
Come on speak up.

>>90785029
What are some qualities you have?

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are you smol?

do you enjoy food, or drugs?

>>90785029
If you're a kind hearted nerdy and shy boy, sure.

if you're some bitchy, unclean femanon. No.

We can talk about D&G's new fragrances together.

>we will never have all the gems in special outfits for a 10/10 episode again
HTD was something special.

>>90785029
Depends,
What are you, Amy anon?

>>90784416
Christ anon calm down, it's just a size difference joke. Quit getting so triggered.

>>90785079
It was a good episode, but I don't know if I would call it 10/10 material.

>And what do you want Steven Universe?
I want the gems to be happy, they deserve it.

>>90785079
Right around then the quality of the show began to decrease.

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>>90785079
>10/10 episode

Don't you mean Maximum Capacity?

>>90785040
Good listener, pretty nice, kind of shy, likes games and art.

>>90784616
If you're taking shit like that seriously you seriously need to go back.

>>90785079
>we will never
tell me again when the show has a set series finale/cancellation date

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Fans of all the other gems will never know the pain I feel. There are virtually no girls on Earth with Jasper's body type. And even less here in the United Fats.

It is easily the rarest body type on Earth. You'd have an easier time finding a dwarf girl who will cosplay as sapphire for you.

>>90785075
Not Smol
Like food not drugs but I don't mind when people do them if they aren't super hard ones.
>>90785077
I am[/apoiler]
>>90785086
If you mean am I an amyanon then no I'm not them
I am male.

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>>90785075
yes

yes but on small amounts, only legal ones

>>90785163
>There are virtually no girls on Earth with Jasper's body type

Obesity is peaking records highs around the world, Anon

>>90785163
>a body building male carrying some fatty deposits

>>90784897
Fuck I got the wrong filesize.

This is fucking retarded

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>>90784897
>>90784625
Intended Filesize.

Fucking who posts files on the internet 125x110

>>90785163
Her design is that of a simple cartoon, making her body type subjective. Her broad shoulders, manhands, and height, however, are objective.

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>>90785163
Good luck anon, maybe one day you'll find your Jasper.
Honestly I think Jasper's body type is pretty impossible for normal humans, memes aside.

>>90785164
spoiler correctly pls

>>90785288
She has a hourglass figure in canon too. That paired with giantism, manhands and muscular arms is close to impossible in real life

>>90785307
My bad
>>90785077
I am
>>90785086
If you mean am I an amyanon then no I'm not them
I am male.

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>>90785180
>>90785192
>>90785288
>>90785290
Jokes aside, Jasper body is truly the rarest. And by that I mean very tall and broad female + buffness.

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Canon

>>90785416
>rarest
doesn't exist

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>>90785079
HIGH SCHOOL AU EP SOON

>>90785448
>there are no large women who work out on the whole planet

I don't believe you. Anyway- They don't even have to be THAT big, since I'm only like 5'6".

>>90785462
That would be unironically great. Not even as an AU, but to see Steven at school for a day with the gems disguised as students to keep an eye on him.

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why does she blush blue?
every single other gem blushes to their skin color

>>90785553
She wears blue, her eyes are blue, plus you can't exactly blush white.

>>90785573
but her mouth and tongue are pink

>>90784100
lapidirts should tend their graves

>>90785553
because her blood is ice cold

no actually, them blushing at all is strange considering that they don't have blood, so its irrelevant

I only come here for the lapiven. Feed my savior complex

>>90785631
No, fuck off.

>>90784149
they could have drifted anywhere by now
I'm pretty sure lapis doesn't have magic ocean sense that lets her know where to find anything if it's submerged, but i can't rule it out
also I know they're cool and have laser guns and stuff but they're also symbolic of homeworld oppression and other such bad things so they're never ever coming back and peridot probably wouldn't even want them

>>90785553
She's a rainbow pearl.

White skin, pink hair, blue blush, yellow stop it you pervert.

>>90785690
>they could have drifted anywhere by now
You're talking about a show where just last episode a Ruby landed right in front of Steven's house. If it was by coincidence then it's the most contrived thing ever, and if it was on purpose then it shows they don't care about how the plot moves forward because she had never been there before. Them finding Peridot's limb enhancers wouldn't really be stretching things.

>>90785752
>file name
Ya got me good anon

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this show sucks

>>90785752
peridot's metal powers are so fucking retarded and annoying
if someone asked me to pinpoint where the show went to shit i'd say when peridot got those stupid fucking powers.

>>90785830
You're getting a little uncreative homerposter, try harder next thread.

Give me a fanfiction idea to write that's either cute or lewd

Or don't

>>90785760
>>90785690
I think the episode when they find them will just be a plot where Peridot is tempted by her old tech, starts acting superior, and then is shamed into taking them off again, so why bother finding them now if the crew wanted to keep them they wouldn't have cast them into the sea to begin with

>>90785870
peridot eats a milipede

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>>90785830

>>90785884
That's neither

I want lewd peridot to snuggle me~

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all gems have good things about them

>>90785897
it's both

>>90785897
I'd say that's really more the fault of your own imagination

>>90785870
Peridot gives candy to trick or treaters, but she laces all of it with arsenic.

>>90785911
all gems suck

>>90785870

write a fanfiction about how the CG's have an endless supply of pickup trucks to have at the farm, they've smashed three already, and the fourth is seen in a room for ruby. write the story of the peridemption from a deity like pickup truck's perspective, do it, you wont

>>90785939
*anthrax

or laxatives

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>>90785166
>hollyfag is a manlet

Makes sense, I mean I'm not really into it, but I can see the whole femdom angle with her that a person like you can get pleasure from.

>>90785953
or millipede eggs

>>90785870
Garnet explaining Lapis and Jasper how fusion should actually feel like

>>90785883
> where Peridot is tempted by her old tech, starts acting superior, and then is shamed into taking them off again
I really hate how cartoons for kids always do this shitty plot. Like, what's the moral? Don't ever be good at anything because that makes less able people feel inferior? Don't ever be good at anything because you will inevitably become smug and obnoxious? All it does is cultivate loser mentality.
And the worst part is, SU is exactly the type of sho to play this shit straight. So yeah, hopefully lemonhancers never come back, they won't stay anyway.

>>90785967
Or metal

>>90785870
Amethyst teaches Lapis and Peridot about sex.

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>>90785029
>3 replies
>0 followup replies

>>90785964
im a spider actually it's fine for me to be short, stop assuming my species
also i like holly as a sub

>>90785870
Fan fiction is cancer

>>90785970
>>90785991
Doin' these first

>>90786024
some of it is so cancer that it becomes funny, some of it though is just serious cringe

>>90785870
Gem torture please, I beg.

>>90786037
Fuck you

>>90785971
Peridot is even autistic coded. A lot of autistic people can only feel comfortable in certain kinds of clothes, and some of them like to have their clothes weighted.
There's a perfect reason to bring them back for real. Just have Peridot feel uncomfortable without long, heavy limbs, so she wants to wear the lemon hamsters again.
It'll have nothing to do with insecurity or any of that. Just autism. And anyone who argues against it is ableist.

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why did they mean by this?

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(You) ready to go back to /trash/

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Now that the meme dust has settled, we all agree that Pearl is the best gem, right?

>>90786219
No.

>>90785870
Stevidot smut. Our ship needs more of it

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>>90786219
Yes.

>>90786202
Yes. I'm honestly kinda looking forward to it.
I like being able to post NSFW, the decrease in newfags and ledditors, and the more relaxed pace of the threads.

>>90786219
No

>>90786260
Can Steven be 18

>>90786340
Yeah, sorry should have specified. I prefer older Steven anyway.

>>90786179
Pearl is shit

I think the voice acting for Blue and Yellow Diamond was fucking perfect.

>>90786219
Am I just autistic and not get the joke or do people really hate Pearl here?

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>>90786294
Well I'm already packed and ready

>>90786378
It's just a pearlfag trying to make a meme

>>90786294
>>90786381
Are we going back to /trash/ right at midnight, or is it not until the time when the episode aired last week?

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>>90786378
People don't hate her, they also don't worship her as much as you're used to ledditor.

Go back.

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>>90785029
>>90785992
Going to bed but if this anon >>90785077
was serious I'll check for a reply tomorrow.

>>90786294
Same but not looking forward to indexer ruining all the threads as usual.

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How is Steven able to take Pearl's entire 18 inches?

>>90786408
As soon as mods say so

>>90786440
By killing yourself.

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>>90786431
I'll go on a date with you Anon, I'm the third poster, are you in England?

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>>90786202
It's not THAT bad.

>>90786442
*mod

>>90786426
Why are you assuming I'm a ledditor you faggot? It's just I've seen some people on here actually get serious about their Pearl hate and having actual discussions about it. Like mentioning how she almost killed Steven multiple times and lied to Garnet makes her deserving of hate.

>>90786378
she's always been /sug/'s boner
at night is mostly just jasperfaps and lapisfags

i'd argue pearl is still the most popular gem, especially since peridot and lapis went to shit

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>>90786460
No I'm in the US actually

Rip thread

>>90786745
guess reddit left when they noticed there were not gonna be leaks

Do you think we'll ever see an amethyst backstory episode/

>>90786819
Of course as well as another pearl one

>>90786819
Her backstory is being alone at her Kindergarten and making friends out of rocks, then being found by the CGs and them deciding to keep her. What else do you need?

>>90786787
Why in the world would there be leaks now? Leaks come out on Mondays now. Fuck, get with the system guys. Stupid redditors

>>90786843
I want to see what happened when she first joined.

>>90786865
ive seen posts asking for leaks today, unless they were falseflaggers

>>90786865
There won't even be leaks on Monday considering CN won't air Lion 4 next week. Unlesd they screw up again and we get the leaks anyway.

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The comic where Stevonnie takes kiki to prom

This is pretty weird, right?

>>90786901
Most websites still stay March 23rd, but I guess we'll have to wait and see if we get our regular leaks on Monday or not.

>>90786933
what the fuck??

LAEAKS???

>>90786933
Is kiki gay?

>>90786960
I thought that was pretty obvious

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>>90786952
Saw it on tumblr
https://lesbiansorceress.tumblr.com/post/158497004763/steven-universe-2-publisher-boom-studios-w

>>90786960
>>90786979
You all think stevonnie will wear a tuxedo or dresx to the prom

Im putting my bets on tuxedo

>>90786960
Stevonnie might have a dick, though.
Traps are straight for women.

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Jasper is best best gem

>>90787041
OH it's official. After seeing the first page you posted I thought it was a fan comic. That Unfamiliar Familiar poster KEK

>>90787065
Possibly. Why not a mashup of a dress and a tux? Also as Pearl has shown us, ladies can wear tuxedos.

>>90787107
Would you call it a drexedo or a tuxess?

>>90787041
>14 year old cant watch a pg-13 movie

>>90787144
Connie can't though

>>90787144
Steven looks eight

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What are they gonna do to Peridot?

>>90787140
...yes?

Honestly though that would be cute. A female fitted tuxedo top but with a matching black mohawk skirt (shirt in the front, long in the black) would be cute. Maybe some thigh highs and black heels.

>>90787144
Who the fuck IDs for a PG-13 movie?

faggots

>>90787197
Hug her.

>>90787211
Fuck you.

>>90787197
>Make 3 pages of Lapiven bait
>End up being Lapidot with Steven sometimes in it

Mad/10

>>90787203
Honestly. Jane is a bitch.

>>90787259
Lapivens get what they deserve.

>>90787259
You're both cancer.

>>90787293
we all get what we deserve

>>90784346
MysteryGirl is fanservice and won't be her canon ship cause everybody knows Greg is Sugar's favorite and a deep character, a real character instead of a Wannabe

>>90787322
Truest post of the threda.

>>90787312
*gravelly laugh* Well, except for me.

>>90787332
Yeah, you deserve to be dead and yet here you are.

>>90786440
>Pearl goes with Steven to get some new clother for him
>Ends up choosing for him mostly white clothes.

>>90785163
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gAUxXcfkxs
is she big enough for you?

>>90787332
isn't that right?

>>90784625
Pearl throws up shit

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>>90787259
It's laperiven

>>90787339
*gravelly laugh* You could've been what we want, Rose. Fuse with me cheap tactic, Lapis. I've changed! You've ruined everything! *gravelly cry* Well, except for my Diamond, your Diamond, I can't believe I've resorted to using you /freaks/ Diamond.

Jasper would probably try to neck herself if she's brought back. Make it happen, crewniverse.

>>90787350
Is there a video of her holding a ruler or something?
Because she's not big enough unless she's about 9 or 10 feet tall.

>>90787377
you're drunk Jasper, go to bed

>>90787322
Exactly but why would she pair best character with worst gem?

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>>90787377
>roleplaying

shatter yourself

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>>90787396
oh, well in that case you'll never find a girl like jasper since 9ft and 10ft tall humans don't exist unless they have gigantism

>>90784245
She will come back season 6

>>90787426
season 6 is jarperfucking season though

>>90786466
This is /sug/ in a nutshell.

I am so glad someone made this.

Thank you. So much.

>>90786933
I don't like this.


But I kinda wanna see where this is going.

>>90787443
when Jasper comes back in season 6 she will kill MG, the pumpkin, and the memebarn

>>90787405
Oh great. You're both /freaks/. And you're My Diamond again? Why? Pink Diamond is just a cheap tactic to make weak Rose stronger. Quit fusing yourself! I've seen. You've seen me. I'm the only one who can handle what you really are!

>>90787485
>implying
she'll come back and turn into a meme, and never find love because there's no gem shitty enough to like her

>>90787485
I wonder if anyone will still be able to hate Jasper after that.

>>90787443
Sorry she got cucked for MG

>>90787485
Literally, making SU great again.

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So how much until Holly's shattering?

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>>90787499
What about Holly Blue?

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>>90784036
But can we go thiccer?

>>90787534
During the next bomb

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>>90787488
put a cork in it

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>>90787549
She'll be shattered by her 'merciful' Blue Diamond, restoring Jasper's status quo of eternal suffering and cucking.

>>90787534
She will get redeemed by standing up for the Famethyst when they'll be in danger. Because, even though she's a strict cunt with a stick up her gemhole, deep inside her heart she has a soft spot for them.

>>90787355
AMETHYST?

*stumble in the background*

>>90787534
So how much until you're not a retard?

>>90787572
She has a huge gemboner for BD. Unless she sees something wrong with the Diamonds, she'll adore them to the end. She'd probably notice BD is not a perfect kind diamond until she's under her foot.

>>90787593
She's objectively worst gem, nothing would be lost and we'd get to see how shattering looks like.

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>>90787570
That would be unfortunate but not surprising

>>90785971
Limb enhancers are homeworld shackles. Homeworld issued them to peridots. If a rogue peridot turned on them with those lasers, they could easily disable them, track the wearer, or even trigger a killswitch. I'd be cool if our peridot got them and reverse engineered them, but keeping them around isn't worth the trouble.

>>90787610
I thought more of a scenario where the Famethyst are getting trashed by some other enemy gem, unrelated to the Diamonds. Like an enemy non-CG rebel.

>>90787677
too interesting for this show

>>90787610
>She's objectively worst gem
ok, that's his opinion
>nothing would be lost
rather true actually
>and we'd get to see how shattering looks like.
but why her?

>>90787677
>>90787695
Two different Rebels.

The Crystal Gems/Resistance, who want Earth and its life to grow and live, and fight for earth and everyone on it, They won't shatter someone if they don't have to.
The Rebellion
A group of basically terrorists who think the diamonds are the worst gems of all of gem kind, Ruthless, Heartless (metaphorically speaking) gems who will shatter everything in their way of freedom.

>>90787794
>but why her
Why not? Unless we can get someone to recreate PD's shattering, we wont know what shattering looks like. She's the one gem that could be gone forever that wouldn't upset people too much and wouldn't really mess with the plot. And they made her sort of cute, so her dying would be shocking, but not too much.

>>90787824
So Bismuth's BFFs?

>>90787851
>Unless we can get someone to recreate PD's shattering, we won't know what shattering looks like
Or Steven to ask Garnet/Pearl about the war.
Hell, I could probably imagine what shattering looks like, the same way it looks in real life, the gem is hit hard enough that it splinters into several fragments that are semi-conscious.
Being Shattered is actually worse suffering than simple human death, if anyone remembers the gem monsters which I haven't seen in so long I forgot what they are actually called, Because they were forced to fuse and its individual body parts.

Imagine if your were diced into pieces and then had your limbs randomly sewn onto a crime against humanity, you can feel everything in it, how it's in so much pain with so many bodies that it can't even speak properly, It's terrifying, being chopped up and attached to a monster, Far more than simply dying to it.

>>90786466
>tfw I didn't do enough Connverse shitposting to be mentioned

>>90787916
>connverse shippers are this new

By living in our planet and wearing our clothes, eating our food, dating our men, enjoy our sports and so forth.

The gems are appropriating human culture, did Sugar ever thing about this?

We're a species, not an activity

Goodnight /sug/ I will not be following you to /trash/ so hopefully I'll see you all alive and well next week.

>>90787914
>implying they'd answer such questions

as for the second part, i meant like, what would it look like for a gem being shattered before being poofed. Like, being struck hard enough right in the gem.

>>90784645
/sug/ pls rate this theory
I think if they were desperate or just really wanted to squeeze S back in this would be some hell of a way to do it.

>>90784655
How have the mods not caught onto porn like this

This is stupidly lewd.

>>90787937
Human culture is not a one singular culture, as humans have developed a variety of cultures all around the Earth.

>>90787961
The physical body disperses as the gem does.
Eyeball getting hit in the eye with a rock left her body glitching out.
Amethyst was the same way when she landed on her gem.

>>90787991
so it would look like when Garnet got stuck by the destabilizer? Her body parts falling apart as her gem breaks?

>>90788021
Garnet's gem didn't 'break', her physical form was destabilized and because she was a fusion, her body disappeared, leaving Ruby and Sapphire's gems, which were fine.
Technically, yes, Garnet was destroyed by the Destabilizer, but Ruby and Sapphire weren't, and I can only assume the destabilizer is meant like a taser, to disperse forms without the risk of shattering the gem.

>>90786933
where can I read the rest?

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>>90788028

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>>90787561
You better believe it.

>>90788189
Delusional

>>90784645
>>90787966
I also have thought about MG being a Rose quartz long melted into discrete human history.
It will make an excuse for her to appear, it will make her character more interesting. But even if the theory it's true, she shouldn't be around for more than two episodes.

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>>90787346

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>>90787955
Too bad. Things gets interesting in the bin

>>90788237
crewniverse already confirmed shes a human stop with this bullshit

hey guys


anyone want


some
http://pastebin.com/u/BeachGlass?

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>>90788183
holly is beautiful

>>90788263
Rivet announced his retirement a few days ago and nobody even replied to him. Even when he was kind of active in the previous weeks.
The old writefags are long dead, and a new flock of writefags must shine.

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>>90788252
If Pearl got the chance to tailor him a suit, she would definitely have it look like this

>>90788252
>Pearl makes a pinkish-looking desert for Steven's new style
>She "accidentally" drops it over his head and he can't take it off

>>90788316
As long as the new writefags are good at writing torture.

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>>90788316
poor rivet, I would have replied to him if I saw his retirement post

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>>90784265
Smooch paddles

>>90788263
>reads house pest because curious

>1st
ok
>2nd
wait what
>3rd
Ho-ly jesus.
>4th
What the fuck is that?
>5th
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS?

I regret this link.

>>90788332
>a pinkish-looking desert
But what if he doesn't like sand?

>>90788445
"You probably shouldn'a waited to put your lights up this long." says Sadie, bringing you and Connie your hot chocos. She takes a seat next to you, "Y'know, tomorrow we're supposed to have a crazy snowstorm. Might wanna stock up while you're here." Winking, she nods towards a tray of donut holes before heading back toward the register.

"Didja hear that?" Connie chirps, beaming at you. "A snowstorm!"

>yes I heard it you little shit I was literally less than a foot away

"Might be a good day to get the inside of your house decorated, huh?"

>might be a good day for you to fuck off

kek

>>90788545
lapidirtfags should kill themselves

>>90788560
Connie trots into the room, giving you a cheerful grin. "Good news;" she says, beaming. "The cartilage wasn't completely broken," she runs her finger down the bridge of her purple, bandaged nose, "so I was able to snap everything back into place without much trouble." Smiling, she adds "And I only had to use two rolls of toilet paper to stop the bleeding." She's changed out of her jacket, wearing a long-sleeved sweater. "I hung up my jacket on the bar where your shower curtains are; the blood came out a lot easier than I thought, but it's still kinda wet."

this is why connie is worst character even in fanfics.

she can't tell when she's not wanted

>>90788565
Nah, they're cute.

>>90788604
lapidirtfags are cancer, and cancer isn't cute

>>90788589
>suddenly cold hands

"Suddenly, cold hands!" cries Connie, mashing her palms against your cheeks and making you jump.

>you lil fuckin shit
>spring up
>Connie springs up as well, grinning mischievously before turning to run
>too late
>grab her leg
>give it a good yank
>she hits the ground pretty hard
>ruh roh
>kneel down to see if you actually wound up killing her
>roll her over onto her back
>cold hands

"Ha!" she exclaims, "Gotcha!"

>fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck you
>initiate grapple
>Connie's cigarette-like physique lets her slip through your beach bruisers pretty swiftly

"COLD HANDS!"

>block
>counter cold hands
>Connie shrieks and starts thrashing
>knee to the gut leaves you open and she quickly seizes the moment
>latches on
>rolls you over
>proceeds to initiate cold hands on your cheeks
>yeah nah it ain't goin' down like that
>grab her ribs
>pull yourself up
>keep going until she falls back and you fall forward
>pin her hands above her head
>Connie still eyes you defiantly right up until you grab your somehow un-spilled can of soda
>condensation is taking place so combined with the freezing aluminum is the cold water on the outside of the can

"You-!" gasps Connie, briefly struggling. "You wouldn't!"

>would
>cold hand
>wet hand
>right on the neck

"Kyaaaaa!" Connie cries out, kicking and shrieking. "You win! You win!"

>and don't you forget it you lil shit
>release her wrists and start sitting up

"Cold hands!"

>you topple back from the sudden attack and she lunges
>instead of going in for the kill like you expected, she just smiles over you before boop'ing you with the tip of her nose

"All this roughhousing is great!" she says, leaning up and putting her weight right where it shouldn't be; "Our body temperature should stay high for awhile now."
further proof that Connie is worst character, was it not for the other gems and Steven we wouldn't have checked.

>>90788623
What's wrong with Lapidot?

>>90788658
UPROOTED
AND
DESTROYED

>>90788658
Fucking reddit, this is why I'll be happy to move back to trash, it scares your kind off.

Lapidot is awful because Zuke ruined two characters in order to force it into the show, now go back so you can cry in the hugbox when it gets uprooted.

>>90788638
>engrossed in watching Santa crush a horny teenager's skull with his bare hands when you feel a nuzzling
>glance
>kinda wish you didn't

"Uh, um..." Connie smiles up at you nervously, "Mom's asleep, so..." She looks away, blushing furiously.

>as much as you're morally obligated to say no, t'is the season and you don't want to disappoint
>well Connie what about Steven

Connie gives you a guilty look. "...He's... He's a good friend." she murmurs.

>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>listen sweetheart I have like four hundred more walls to put up but your mom is literally right there
>I kinda enjoy being alive

Connie leans in, touching her forehead to yours. "Then we'll just be quiet."

connie is a sexually frustrated thot

>>90788684
ok but what about lapidot when you ignore what the show did to them? I mean ships never really cared about what was in the canon before, so why should that change now?

>Humans just want to find a purpose in life. We just want to validate our existence and be given meaning.

>Rose think's we all special, because we don't have a purpouse, we can choose what we want to be and even choose to be nothing at all.

I don't get it /sug/

>>90788684
Lapidot didn't ruin the characters. Peridot being flanderised has nothing to with that. I will say that it potentially distracts from their individual character arcs, but they've done fuck all with that as it is.

>>90788722
When you ignore what the show did to them then lapidirts are still obnoxious fags who constantly spam their ship and feel the need to talk about how their ship is canon because they need their self-insert to be "reality"

>>90788701
Connie nervously gripped the front of her nightgown, hands tremoring. After a moment of hesitation, she slowly began to lift her gown. Priyanka quickly shot forward and threw it up, drawing close to Connie's groin with an intense, calculating stare. Her expression quickly soured, and she was on her feet in an instant.

"Connie Maheswaran!" she cried, causing Connie to yelp and fall backwards. "...Beach Boy." she growled, bearing her teeth at you. "How many times have I told you, Connie..." Priyanka's furious expression only intensified as she began undoing her belt. "...that we Maheswarans..." she slowly wound her belt around her fist so tightly you could hear the leather beginning to stretch. Curiously, Priyanka reached into her pocket. "...are ALL..." She began to draw closer. "...ABOUT..." You and Connie clutched each other tightly; you reluctantly accepting your fate as Priyanka drew closer. "...SAFETY?"

>que

Priyanka angrily produced her wallet, opening it up and producing condom. "I knew I couldn't leave you two alone," she hissed, tucking her wallet back into her mom-jeans as she set her belt aside, "but to think my own daughter would deliberately disobey me like this?" She narrowed her eyes, lips curling in disgust. "SHAMEFUL."

You and Connie exchanged confused looks. "Uh..." Connie blinked a few times before throwing herself on the floor, prostrate. "I - I'm sorry; I, ah, I completely forgot to, um, bring my contraceptives..!" Looking up with what barely qualified as a smile, she added, "But - but I'm sure Beach Boy -" she turned towards you for a moment, making you recoil with her strange expression, "Being the responsible adult he is, I'm sure he was planning on, um..."

>y-yeah
>I've got like
>toooooons of rubbers
this is not at all what I expected.

>>90788739
I like to fap a lot rose. 5 times a day minimum. I hope zone-tan is watching

>>90788739
>The grass is always greener on the other side
Whoa, this show really makes me...uh, what's that thing? Oh yeah, think.

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Would Pearl eat a burger if it meant Steven and Greg would love her more?

>>90788739
but we are /sug/

we are literally nothing and we choose to be

Rose confirmed to be a /sug/ supporter

>>90788811
No

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>>90788811
pretty sure the only reason she hates food so much is because it's such a human thing to do

>>90788777
>I've got like
>toooooons of rubbers

"Show me." said Priyanka, her voice cutting through you like a sexy, thicc, brown knife.

>you swallow, nodding
>you lead mama Maheswaran over to your fridge, where you reveal the cabinet above it is filled with unopened boxes of condoms, lubricants, spermicides, a well-loved copy of "How to be a Cunning Linguist - Clit or Quit" and a curious, untouched bottle of some unknown liquid
>you hear Priyanka "hmmm'ing" as she silently appraises your cabinet o'sin

"...Well..." she says, "Perhaps I misjudged you." She takes a step back, smiling slightly. Quickly remembering how frigid she is, her smile drops from her face.
I stand corrected, connie's entire family is a bunch of sexually frustrated thots

>>90788829
Pearl's such a racist.

>>90788811
no

>>90788834
"Mmhm." Priyanka doesn't let you finish. "Well, whatever you intended on doing, I expect you to be more careful from now on."

>yes ma'am

"Good boy." she says dismissively. Settling back down onto the futon, Priyanka quickly begins to toss and turn, growing frustrated. "Great," she muttered, "now I can't get back to sleep."

>shrug

Sitting upright, she balled her fists in her lap as she looked your way. "This is your fault."

>so

"So," she says, narrowing her eyes, "get over here and cuddle with me."

>hubbawha

"Cuddling has been proven to be a very effective way of making people fall asleep." Priyanka flips her hair to the side, smirking at you; "I should know; I'm a doctor."

Connie nods understandingly; "She has a point, Beach Boy." She shrugs her shoulders. "She /is/ a doctor after all."

>you are literally no fucking help at all Connie jesus tapdancing christ

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>>90788839
shes getting over it though, soon she will eat and pay taxes like a normal human bean

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>>90788829
Would Steven have her eat food to get used to it?

>>90788722
Eh, I thought it was fine before Zuke happened, just another crackship like saltwater but now it will forever be tainted.

>>90788739
the point of the show is to show a race of aliens who is even more obsessed with purpose and order than we are and how living in a society where everyone HAS to have a specific purpose and order can actually be harmful to the people living in it

Rebecca wants us to enjoy the beauty and freedom of living life without actually having a purpose

>>90788849
"Wha-" Priyanka nervously laughs when she feels you pinch her belly, "What do you think you're doing, young man..?"

>putting you to sleep
>after all
>masturbation is good for your health and helps you get a good night's rest
>I should know
>I'm not in a romantic relationship and live by myself
too bad rivet isn't making anything else.

beach anon is a very intelligent deity
no, he's not a human
he's a god.

>>90788863
And succ dick?

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>>90788865
having her hate food at the beginning of the show was is obiously a ploy to have her like it sooner or later

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>>90788894
She already does that on a daily basis.

>>90788863
I am so ready for awkward Pearl MG episode.

>>90788772
I don't give two shits whether lapidot is canon, I just think it's a cute ship.

>>90788911
This.

Fanart is top tier too.

>>90788892
uddenly Priyanka writhes away from you, sitting upright and turning to face you with a stern look on her face. "This is your fault." Before the story can shift back to greentext format, she jabs an accusing finger in your direction; "This is your fault. I'm aroused, and it's your fault." She pulls the rest of her shirt out from her khakis, angrily unbuttoning her blouse as she pouts at you. "Well?" She does her best to look at you condescendingly, "Do you plan on taking responsibility for your actions?"

>well--

An unopened condom hits your lap. Glancing over, you see Connie staring at you intensely with a face as red as a stop sign with it's eight glorious sides and eight awesome angles. You kinda forgot she was there, and you have a feeling you'll be taking a lot of "responsibility" tonight.

>connie
>no jilling on my floor

"But--!"

>connie my floor is made out of wood
>i don't want to wake up for a can of soda and slip on your sin stains