Cartoon mascots thread

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>>90777181
>See this bitch in some no name store 6 or 7 years ago
>Laugh knowing she'll go no where and her chips are plain whack
>Today I see her in a a major grocery store in several flavors

How?

>>90777241
Sex appeal

>>90777259
But she's so simple.

>>90777302
Thats whats so hot

>>90777241
Utz has existed for a long time, m8.

>>90777278
Is it true they cut her for having so much internet porn?

>>90777241
You don't get out much, do you? Utz has been around for decades. I used to like getting their crab chips back in the 90s.

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>>90777323
>>90777419
Well phooey on me for not being attentive and falling for the Doritos trap many years ago.

>>90777920
Sorry OP, no one is going to lewdify the Utz mascot for you.

>>90777952
I just wanted to talk to people desu

>>90777407
Probably. Now you're stuck with Jim from the Office being obtuse over the same blues riff over and over.

>>90778022
I hope who evers in charge of that change gets raped by a grizzly bear

>>90778069
Geez man, this is a blue board

>>90777323
>>90777419

Yeah, but Utz is actually regional, which is why some people don't know about it.

>tfw used to live in Northern VA. Eat Utz all the time.
>Move to Arkansas
>Find out that Utz is regional and doesn't exist this far from the north east
>will never enjoy Utz Carolina Style BBQ chips ever again

I suffer every day.

>>90778227
>Northern VA
Did it suck for you as much as it does for me?

>>90778227
I lived in Georgia for eight years. They only got Utz in Chatam County in 2011.

>>90778342

>Ridiculously high cost of living on par with NYC, SanFran or LA
>Nothing but flat landscapes filled with cookie cutter suburbs and strips malls as far as the eye can see
>Gridlocked traffic night and day. Forever.

People laughed when I said I was moving to Arkansas. But the last laugh was mine.

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>>90777278
Flo is better.

>>90778587
Why did they get seth green to make a fucking progressive commercial?

>>90778579
Dont forget the fucking hicks

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>>90778579
>He thinks Arkansas is better than NoVa

>>90778721

>Pay NYC prices
>Get NOTHING

Enjoy having to pay property tax, tags, state inspection and a fucking EMISSIONS sticker just to keep your car legal every year.

With the salary I got in NoVA I live like a king down here.

>>90778789
>emissions
So fucking glad we don't have that shit in Richmond.

>>90777181
>Lived in Hanover for years
>Remember the smell of oil drenched exhaust from that factory

Carolina BBQ best potatochip.

>>90778852
>Carolina BBQ best potatochip.

Mah nigga.

It's like that sweet spot between regular BBQ and Salt n Vinegar.

>>90778789
>Full of ghetto white trash/minorities that create crime
>Overall just inconsiderate people
>Bad drivers everywhere
>Driving 10 minutes outside of the state capital to buttfuck nowhere
>Practically in tornado alley
>No jobs outside of LR

It's good to go where your money is stretched the furthest but as to why you moved to such a shit state is a mystery.

>>90778965
>>Full of ghetto white trash/minorities that create crime
>>Overall just inconsiderate people
>>Bad drivers everywhere
That describes a good portion of the country.

>>90779056
>That describes a good portion of the Deep South.

ftfy

>>90779158
I didn't know New Jersey was the deep south.

>>90777259
Walt pls

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>>90777241
She got the right connections.

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>>90779865
>Adult figure
Not muh simplistic kid character mascot!

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>>90779272
>I didn't know New Jersey was the deep south.

Well, now you know.

>>90777181
If you see all Utz products in a store you in the hood.

>>90777181
Fuck you whore, I'm losing the monthly sales contest to the rep selling your shit products.

>>90780107
That or in/near a military base.

>>90780141
Anon, maybe you should get that chip off your shoulder

>>90778714
I'd take hicks over carpetbaggers any day of the week.

>>90777278
FOOLISH SAMURAI

>>90777407

No, she just didn't connect to anyone. Only perverts liked her, and not for the insurance.

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I dare you to name a more qt fast food mascot

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Regional fucking potato chiiiiiiips!

>>90777407
No, they dropped her because she is boring.

>>90780454
What are you a faggot?

>>90780703
A carpetbagger tired of other carpetbaggers taking thier problems and shit opinions with them.

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This fucker makes me want to spend money on oranges and orange related products so god damn bad.

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>>90780551

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>>90777181
mascots?

>>90781407

post the gashi-gashi art

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>>90778227
I know that feel, bruh. I'm from the North East but fuck me if I try finding any snacks from there on the west coast. Though in California (idk if in other states), there's a Cheese Steak Shop franchise that sells tastykake and small bags of Herr's.
I see a lot of Utz pretzels at World Market but never actual chips.

>>90782015
Is that a Sonic character??

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>>90783194
Nope, that's Buffalo Bell. She's a Japanese baseball team mascot for the Orix Buffalos.

What's the name of that crow that appears on those chocolates from the Baltic countries?

>>90780614
These just appeared in my grocery store and they're pretty damn good. I like the one that tastes like a cross between a sour cream and onion chip and a BBQ chip.

>>90778227
Wait, really? I thought Utz was at least a national brand. All our major grocery stores have it.

Course I live in Maryland..

>>90778852
That paper factory though..

>>90781247
I wanna hug him.

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>>90782015
That's the stuff

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>>90780551
Good taste
>>90781407
Shit taste
>>90782865
>Heart mouths
Even shittier taste

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Hey guys, whats going on in this thread?

>>90785353
sauce?

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Cheerios Kid

>>90780051
why does 'the hill people' sound more ominous than anything else on that map?

>>90785050
Wawa is not a national store either. Despite what the Bloodhound Gang says. Not all in Pennsylvania either.

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>>90782015
If we can post Japanese mascots...

>>90791274
Who is this fuck?

>>90777241
Their cheese puffs/balls are the best in the country. Also, crab chips.

>>90792693
The start of Japan's sexual deviance.

>>90792724
>Also, crab chips.

>Old Bay seasoning on potato chips

No.

>>90792752
Shes cute

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>>90792724
>>90792761

Fuck cheeseballs and crab chips. THESE are the best fuckin chips on the face of the Earth (ironically flavored after the worst barbecue on the face on the Earth).

>>90792807
>Not Sour Cream & Onion/Chives

>>90792807
>not salt and vinegar
if it's not giving you chemical burns it's not a chip

>>90780051
I'm in the 'Bama part of Jersey. People fly confederate flags here. Our county was one of the few in Jersey to go red. It's fucking bizarre.

>>90793133
This is a good post.

>>90793133

Carolina BBQ is vinegar based and not molasses based.

So the Utz Carolina BBQ chip tastes like a cross between salt n vinegar and regular BBQ. Gets you that burn AND that spice.

So fuckin good.

>>90794493
looks like Lucille ball

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>>90794976
>those wolf girls

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>>90780551
You asked for it.

>>90795344
I was gonna post them but this is a blue board

>>90795484
Slut

>>90795485
34 deleted them, what site hosts them?

>>90795708
Don't know what pics you're talking about actually. So I can't help you

>>90796203
>I'll never see porn of the qt wolf Lolis again

>>90796239
I'm sure you have a couple decades left on this rock. I'm sure people will make more or the old ones will turn up

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>>90796309
I've been looking for 2 years now, it's over.

>>90796473
We'll make new ones. And more greentexts eventually conglomerating into a fanfic

>>90796239
alright ill humor you, what particular drawing request do you have in mind

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>>90777181
Amy is cute. CUTE

>>90792761
Welcome to Maryland, buddy. I like them.

>>90786062
>HER
Now that's some old shit.

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She's pretty cute, hair aside.

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GRANDMA CAN YOU COME OUT AND PLAY?

>>90796565
/ll/ with any of the wolf women?

>>90799721
OH LORDY SWEET CHILD

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>>90800078
I am painfully aware that there's a wide variety of products I choose to buy over others purely because of how the label is designed.

>>90780051
Were is Carls' house?

>>90800454
Red & yellow sells.

>>90800569
Some of those labels don't have red and yellow together and still grab me pretty hard. I do know the bright primary colors are a big factor, though, but I also really love round soft fonts.

>>90777419
>>90792724
>>90792761
>>90792807

Crab chips? Fuck, why doesn't Minnesota have good stuff?

>>90801199
Because instead of embracing Midwest comfy we chose Somali cock

>>90801386
tough choice

>>90792693
Peko-chan. Mascot of a cake company.

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>>90781247
AW YISS

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>>90777181
717 reporting for duty

>>90800454
>You will never have a threesome with the Morton Saly girl, the Land O Lakes woman, and the Coppertone girl

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La Cubanita, anyone?

>>90801283
I didn't know Abba wrote a song about bananas

>>90802183
>you will never give the Quaker Oats guy a blowjob

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>>90801144
There she is!

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>>90803329

>>90803296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE

>>90777952
Too bad I already did. I'm posting from my phone. If this thread is still up when I get home from work I'll share them. If you want me to.

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>>90803487
Likely story anon but your pants are on fire.

>>90780051
I think I'm in the melting pot section. maybe a bit closer poor minorities if the city gets worse.

>>90802181
>fuck everything from Philly that is a sports team
ftfy

>>90785237
My daughter has a stuffed one.

>>90800454
eh, pretty much everyone does that. and advertisers know it. it's not a big deal

>>90778645

Money
Also to appeal to meleminals

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>>90777181

>>90804883
I wish I'd had a milk carton to tell me that knowing those things was important when I was a small child.

>>90804883
What in God's name? Why?

>>90805349
Your parents should have told you this, not whatever the fuck this thing is .

>>90805383
>Your parents should have told you this
Yes. I thought you'd catch my implication that they didn't. I'd settle for having the milk carton teach them to teach me. They weren't always fully on top of the common sense end of parenting.

>>90804883
>Hey kid. Listen to this milk carton, or you're gonna find yourself on it.

>>90801283
Are those Peruean guts hanging from her arms

>>90791274
Is she in Animal Crossing yet?

>>90780223
or Sam's club

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>>90786797

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>>90777181
The unluckiest cartoon mascot

>>90800454
If they have a shitty looking label on their product, they don't deserve to have it sell well

>>90807077
But usually the product inside works just as well and is cheaper.

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Forgot this thread was still here.

Anyway, I saw this first in Jamaica but it's more common in Latin America, right?

>>90780051
>Has no mention of Lakewood

Shit image.

>>90807197
Yep, it's the same thing as American ones who know what the fuck is going on there

Mascot for D&G soft drinks in Jamaica.

https://vimeo.com/77642179
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>>90806863
>wheels

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>>90807197
Yeah, but they call them Evercrisp in my country.

>>90782015
>deepest lore