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star Vs the Forces of Evil

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Will our dynamic duo ever be reunited? will toffee be stopped? tune in next time for the next thrilling episode of Star Vs!
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First for suffering
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>>90767522
>>90767576
I just want them to be happy.
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>>90767674
happiness is temporary
suffering is eternal
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Janna and Marco centric episode when
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>>90767741
>Marco leaves Earth to find Star
>Next episode: "Janna in the Wild"
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>>90767850
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>>90767522
What's the next step in her master plan?
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Tell me something /co/, why do I want to see Star suffer? I like Star. Star is adorable. I hope she gets Marco in the end and lives happily ever after.

But before then I want to see her pushed to the edge of utter despair, staring off the edge of a cliff, about to break and deciding whether she should end it all.

I've never felt this way about a fictional character before. What's wrong with me?
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>>90767522
how do I dress like Toffee?
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HOL UP
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>>90768000
With a suit and tie
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>>90768000
He just wears a suit and combs his hair man.
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>>90768002
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>>90767522
>>90767576
suffering is always the answer
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>>90767988
because little girls suffering is an acquired and refined taste only for intellectual gentlemen anons such as us
it is the highest calibre of fetishes
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>>90767988
I'm pretty sure that's called love.
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>>90768035
This would be preferable to Marco actually picking Jackie.
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>>90767988
Could either be:
-Sadism, you find her tears delicious
-Empathy, you enjoy the emotional rollercoaster alongside Star
-You enjoy seeing a girl desperate about a guy since it's rarely seen in the media
-You just think she looks and acts much cuter when she's emotionally devastated
-You want to step in and comfort her when she's crushed
Or any combination of those.
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>>90767988
schadenfreude
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>>90768035
Helga?
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>>90767981
Crashing this planet with no survivors!
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>>90767981
To get that branch out of her hat
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>>90767988
You were probably abused.
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>>90767988
star is puny little bugshit and deserves no happiness thats why it feels so good
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>>90768157
I wonder how hard your dad actually beats you.
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>>90768176
jokes on you my parents are dead
insect people deserve no sympathy from us
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Would you wear a dress if Star wanted you to?
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>Manna theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvG1lp8xaeA
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>>90768217
If I get $650 every month and become the face of a revolution, then yes.
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>>90767988
Because that makes you feel emotions you normally don't experiment.
We are used to fun little shows that makes us laugh. But sadness is also awesome in shows and movies. You may disagree, but Interstellar is one of the best movies ever made, and I cried like a baby in the end. But after watching that movie, I undestood why people like drama and sad movies too. You feel emotions you don't expect to feel watching a screen. And this is from someone who loves comedy movies.
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>>90768226
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
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>>90768217
Would actually begrudgingly do it and would probably eventually get way too into it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
Star and the forces of evil season 3 official theme song
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Why is Star such a dumb little cuck?
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>>90768288
I agree to this anon.
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These threads are starting to get depressing.
First we get a flood of /pol/tards who never watched the show and are here just to cuckpost.
Then there are sufferfags. I'm okay with you having fun in your special fucked up way, but you're seriously starting to go overboard.
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>>90768326
Because she is bug!
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>>90768236
What if it was only in private?
What if she said she wanted to make you her princess?
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>>90768326
Because she's a hyperactive 14y/o daughter of royalty who's father would regularly take her on hunting trips.
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>>90768332
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>>90768332
Still better than shipfags.
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>>90767522

Final scene of the show:

"You know what, Marco?"

"Yeah, Star?"

"I think Earth is a pretty great place."

Marco laughs, "And that's saying something, cause you've been to outer space."

A silent moment, then Marco pulls out a box and gets down on one knee. He pulls out a ring and puts it on Star's finger. Star is speechless and tearing up. Marco says "I think it suits you. It's just your style. Will you stay with me a little while?"

Star hugs him then looks in his eyes again. "I don't know what I'd do if we'd never met. You were always there for me and you never broke a sweat."

She puts her hand on Marco's heart and says "I really think that I could call this place home."

They kiss. Fade to black. Fin.
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>>90768353
Well no.
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>>90768353
Fuck it. If nothing else, that's one hell of an experience.
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>>90768387
way too corny, bud
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>>90768353
Nah, not a fag.
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>>90768332
We've been through pure cuckposting several times already. Moreover, some cuckposting and ntr threads were so much over the line, that it wasn't even entertaining hence funny.
But then it gets better again
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>>90768387
I wonder if child marriage is a thing in Mewni..
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>>90768387
You can stop posting this now anon
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>>90768387
Just awful.
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>>90768432
>Having sex with a girl
>Gay
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>>90768217

this

>>90768424
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>>90768468
>Having sex with a bug
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>>90768453
By the time the show finishes they could be adults. Especially if they do a timeskip. Anyway in medieval times it wasn't so shocking for royalty to marry at 14.
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>>90768332
I just got here and I was mostly just relieved to find out I'm not the only one hoping for MAXIMUM SUFFERING.

It's perversely comforting somehow.
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>>90768426
Wrong, just corny enough.
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>>90768387
Fuck no
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>>90768487
I sincerely and very seriously doubt they would do a time skip.
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>>90768387
If they do that cheesy ass ending, I'm going to blast the creator myself.
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>>90768332
>not knowing that nefcy is the one posting as sufferingfag
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>>90768387
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>>90768468
Sex with a girl? Getting sodomized with a wand (what I assume is happening in that cropped picture) is not my idea of sex with a girl.
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>>90768523
With your cucked flaming asshole?
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Star training to unleash her final getsuga mewni in hekapoo's dimension when?
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What if Star's endgame wasn't Marco? he's got Jackie and while Star has a crush on Marco this could help her grow up, become a great Queen, live with her King in Mewni and sometimes on distant nights look into her teenage years journal and remember her days on earth.

Just because of their chemistry and interactions do they have to end together when Marco is going out with the girl he's crushed on for years, and if it did happen it would seem as if Star was just the second choice, the "if I don't get with this girl I'll end up lonely" choice.
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>>90768320
You know this made me think if they are going to change the intro in season 3.
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>>90768550
Are you really gonna live your entire life doing nothing but the missionary position?
If so, you're miles ahead of anyone else in terms of being a fag.
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>>90768580
what if she ends up with Tom
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>>90767755
It's tomkie
I've only ever seen like 2 fanarts, but I love the ship so much ;_;
If I could draw I'd make some myself, but I can't
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>>90767522
Someone keeps posting the Starfan13 one instead of the original. REEEE!

>Final scene of the show
>Star and Marco's dimensions become completely disentangled.
>They intentionally do it to save the multiverse as a whole.
>They'll no longer have any memory of each other, so they don't mind spending their final moments with a passionate kiss.
>This is literally the only on-screen Starco we'll get.
>Fade to white.
>Marco is seen sitting on a sidewalk outside of the school, messing around with a stick in the summer sun.
>Suddenly a shadow appears in his view, blocking his light. He glances up.
>Its Star, but she doesn't have hearts on her cheeks.
> "Hey...aren't you that ninth grader with no friends?"
>Cut to black.
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>>90768592
I dunno, but outtro will definitely be changed
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>>90768565
Worse than that.
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>>90768460
Just for that, I screencapped it and will repost it in every future Star thread.
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>>90768523
Now i really want that ending just for the throbbing erection i'll have over your hate
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>>90768636
That literally just emphasizes the fact that it's so horribly bad, it was worth screencapping.
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>>90768141
I was abused but I don't like suffering Star
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>>90768604
There's a lot of space to play in between missionary and getting pegged. I'm not interested in being submissive.
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>>90768226
>>90768288
>no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK--TysFA34
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>>90768634
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>>90767981
>When you brick you'll see some shit
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>>90768689
star is a cuck lol
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>>90768332
Cuck is the new faggot or nigger, it has nothing to do with /pol/
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>>90768680
anon pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91pvMdoZ80
fly me to mewni
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>>90768622
weird, i thought there's more
it's a good ship, all things considered
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Too much cuckposting

Post cute star instead
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I wouldn't mind being deaf right now tbqfh
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>>90768629
I love it
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>>90768749
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>>90768749
just collected this one for such occurence
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>>90768749
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How tall is each character? Jackie, Marco and Star all seem really short.
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>>90768749
Here you go. I made it myself.
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>>90768749
The cutest.
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>>90768732
That's the new ending. It's about Star waiting for Marco
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>>90768789
And then forget to put the fucking file in. O-fucking-K, me.
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This is what Starco's future looks like
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>>90768789
Not bad, anon.
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>>90767522
Wanted to post in the last thread before it got archived.
>>90767386
>Toffee knows Marco is close to Star
>Just like how he played Ludo finds a way to corrupt Marco without him knowing, especially since he was temporarily corrupted by reading the Eclipsa pages and monster arm.
>Marco's strong but It's a constant battle everyday in Marco's mind where Toffee is in control of Marco's body and a throwback to the S1 Finale has Toffee in his chair looking at a mirror which he uses to control the body while Marco is trapped in a glass cube watching/screaming in horror (also Toffee cheats and plays on Marco's pride and tries to turn his persistence into arrogance with mind bender battles/puzzles like Inception mixed with the alternate dimension episode.
>Toffee knows that Star has to be corrupted to ensure another body snatch like he did with Ludo.
>Star thinks Marco is okay but has been body snatched by Toffee.
>Toffee Marco keeps rubbing salt into the romance wounds while playing coy to corrupt Star.
>Leads to a final showdown where he reveals that he's been Toffee the entire time.
>Toffee lets Marco out to bait Star into killing him as the final act to corrupt Star.
>This Happens https://youtu.be/fnwwUvEcjh0?t=395
>Toffee laughs manically and returns to Mewni actly like a coy Star to get close to Moon.
>It ends with Moon noticing something's different with Star and she touches her shoulder only for Star/Toffee to turn around and give Toffee's signature SUPRISE face to Moon.

Exactly as planned.
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>>90768785
Some anon is going to tell you Star is 4'2" because the wiki page says it, but that's obviously not correct (and probably referring to the original concept where Star was a 5th grader) because she's about as tall as most adults.
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what if star was a cow instead of a bug
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>>90768821
Cute!
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>>90768320
Nah, this is the official theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXTS10h2WI
>A shaft of light is all I need
>To cease the darkness killing me
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>>90768789
>>90768821
>>90768823
Last one is even better. Nice work!
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>>90768749
The cutest and most perfect
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You're not getting rid of me that easily.
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>>90768881
IT'S PIKACHU!!!
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>>90768881
It's tad
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>>90768881
It's a horned kuribo from yu-gi-oh
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>>90768881
One of those monsters from the Goblins dog episode?

Or just a weird creature in general
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>>90768855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
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>>90768387
Halfway through, they get interrupted by a Hekapoo portal, right
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>>90768320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfR6_V91fG8
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>>90768749
But Star is only cute when she's devastated.
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>>90768822
I really feel like Star would say something like this after they sat awhile in total silence.

And then he'd rub her silky smooth shoulders
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>>90768829
Skip to about 6:30 in the video. Also with the past few episodes I could see a Toffee/Marco possession like those Kosaku Kira edits that were on the board a while ago. Pic related could easily be foretelling into possessed Marco as Toffee takes his body and proceeds to reclaim his Black suit and has Marco wear it.

Just think of the raw shock value if Suit Marco eyes opened with voided black swirls and it was Toffee mocking Marco while he slowly possesses him in his sleep.
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>>90768320
>>90768288
>>90768226
>>90768680
>>90768732
>>90768919
>>90768925
This /mu/ now
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>>90768942
>cuckposters taint even the old comics by Nefcy
IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!
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>anything alive (living creatures are afraid of the toilet and will fight you)

Star confirmed for psychopath?
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Don't mind me, just posting the best dad
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>>90768971
'fraid not.
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Nefcy has an obsession with heartbroken females.
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>>90768904
>>90768909
>>90768914
Wow! You suck at this even more than usual.
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>>90768991
>Star confirmed for psychopath?

No shit Sherlock
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>>90768994
This fuck gets it.
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>>90768991
Her psychopathic tendencies are endearing.
She's an adorable little monster and I love her.
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>>90767988
She needs to grow up. Think about how mature Moon was at Star's age, actually understanding the great responsibility that she is inheriting. Star has mostly run away from, or actively rejected that responsibility. Only through her own personal suffering, does she ever seem to grown and learn.

Star moves through the worlds leaving lots of physical and emotional damage in her wake, often showing little remorse, and not learning from her actions. Like many hyperactive manics, her own personal suffering is all that she will learn from, because she is bouncing off the walls too much to notice anything else.

One of the results of her suffering in Season 2, is that she is starting to mature, and probably won't destroy the universe due to "woops, butterfingers", and might even make a good Queen.
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>>90769007
Fuck, is that the evil twin?
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>>90769031
It could be.
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>>90769015
Fuck you Watson
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>>90769027
Star is lowkey insane. Insane girls fuck the best. Jackie need not apply
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>>90769028
IT'S NOT CRIMINAL, TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL!
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Okay fuckers

Season 3 when?
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>>90769071
Summer (TM)
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>>90769071
FIVE
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>>90767981
Crashing this kingdom
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How about this for season 3?
>Marco appears on Mewni and goes after Star
>Tells her he loves her and he broke up with Jackie
>Star is overjoyed
>Eventually it turns out he is possessed by Toffee and nothing he's been saying or doing has been a product of his own mind
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>>90769087
>>Tells her he loves her and he broke up with Jackie
>>Star is overjoyed

Star is not that selfish
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Stars parents die in the premiere, and then throughout the whole season Star has to learn how to fulfill her new duties as queen.
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>>90769071
137
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>>90769082
Non-burger here, exactly when is your Summer?

For me, Summer is right now
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What would happen if Star found out about your shoulderposting?

What would her reaction be?
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>>90769071
Summer time. My prediction with no other basis than my self-reasoning is... The 31st of July. Because why not.
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>>90768320
But she Knows
>>90768630
I don't think so
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>>90769111
>Stars parents die in the premiere

ok but how
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>>90769096
>>Star is not that selfish
>star butterfly
>not selfish
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>>90769087
This is bad and you should feel bad
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>>90769111
>later on in the series, when Star is at her absolute rock bottom, she breaks down crying and starts pathetically calling for her mom, knowing full well that she's dead
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>>90769129
painfully
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>>90768612
then the Butterfly / Lucitor alliance will be strengthened.

most queens do not marry for love unless they are powerless ceremonial figureheads, or they are not irresponsible selfish children. They marry with the Kingdom's (Queendom's) interests in mind, not for their own personal happiness.

The Johansen dynasty is actually an important and powerful ally of the Butterfly dynasty.
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IS THERE A DRAWFAG IN THE HOUSE!
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>>90769087
How's this instead?
>Star didn't really like marco but was possessed and confused.
>Toffee did it so things would be weird between them.
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>>90769120
"I think maybe it's time I destroyed this internet thing......

....they really think cinnamon comes out of my ass"
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>>90769118
About 4-5 months from now
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>>90769129
Thresher accident
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>>90769128
but does she know that marco and jackie has been fucking behind her back even before they got together
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>>90769120
This
>>90769156
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>>90769118
Just saw in google June 21
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>>90768592
There's no need to change the song really

But they should really do like Steven Universe and animate something new
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Daily reminder that there is already a perfect disney song for star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRYU4cqUAUs
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>>90769153
>both Marco and Star are possessed by Toffee
>no particular reason to do that
>he's just bored out of his mind
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>>90768991
Is this shit really real?
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>>90769128
>But she Knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYMBEW3D9s
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>>90769070
>>90769146

put your people's interest before your own, or abdicate the crown.
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>>90769028
>mature Moon was
poledancing?
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>>90769129
they get shot in an alleyway after seeing a movie
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>>90769212
Provided there's literally any politician in the world who actually does this.
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>>90769152
DRAWFAGS! IF YOU HEAR MY CALL, DRAW STAR BUTTERFLY TRYING TO SEDUCE MARCO OR THE VIEWER WITH HER SHOULDERS!
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>>90769238
Sorry I've left already.
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>>90769238
>sexually aroused over the shoulders of a 14 year old girl
And I thought this place could truly go no lower. Soon we will eclipse even the Loudfags in scope of sheer degeneracy.
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>>90769212
>implying the will of the king is not the will of the people
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>>90769198
yes, it's from the official book
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>>90769237
politician =/= hereditary monarch

also, the picture you're responding to is of a British King who abdicated his crown in order to marry the woman that he was in love with.
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>>90769264
>shoulders are degenerate

Cool story bro!
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>>90769120
>"Marco, my shoulders have been feeling sooo sooore..."
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>>90768157
>>90768351
>>90768481
>>90768844
Star does not like to be called a bug.
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>>90769289
I meant that is it an edit or not. Seems like not...
Holy shit.
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>>90769264
Eww. Get those floppy fish shoulders out of here.
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>>90769002
Why did Marco and Jackie raise a homo?
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>>90768387
>final scene
>not star and Marco dropping off their daughter to live with their grandparents on earth
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>>90768844
We could milk her for milk instead of honey.
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>>90769341
I swear, there is something about the animation in this series.
It feels like it's too much for a show like this.
There are glimpses of perfection in the animation of this show.
And I'm not talking about the shoulder thing.
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>>90769289
>hopes and dreams
so how many times did she flush down marco
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>>90769376
he found a poster and a doll of princess marco. that will really screw a kid up...
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>>90768855
>A shaft of light is all I need
Racist much? Marco's brown shaft isn't good enough for her now?
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>>90769293
>twice divorced woman
Bongs don't want no cuck king, hence why everyone hopes that Liz outlives Charles.
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>>90769393
I lost my shit.
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>>90769190
I completely forgot about that movie.

It has some really good parallels with Star vs. aside from Marco not having a daughter.
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>>90769176
i wanted marco to have a red belt in the second season opening
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>>90768320

This is how mass shootings happen.
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>>90769477
Give it some time.
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>>90767522
Is there any way they can all still be friends after this?
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>>90768991
>>90769289
>Hopes and Dreams
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wow.
Maybe you shouldn't have tried that, Star.
Btw, still 2-4 weeks before my book arrives REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>90769525
Only way that happens is if Star gives up on Marco.
No way for it to happen if Marco gives up on Jackie.
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>>90769169
Yes
>>90769205
Actually this fit better
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Janna is so fucking ugly holy shit
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>>90769590
be nice to janna
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>>90769525
Yes, but with benefits.
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>>90769590
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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>>90769590
That's just like... Your opinion, man.
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>>90769590
why would you say that
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>>90769590
anon is so fucking ugly holy shit
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>>90768035
So, Marco die when he has 16
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>>90769528
Same holy fucking shit. Living in Asia is fucking suffering.
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>>90769559
Or if Jackie acknowledges Star is the one for Marco and breaks up with him for that reason.
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>>90769688
Maybe. But I'm not 100% sure I see that happening.
It might be exactly what happens but who knows at this point besides the writers and editors.
Still though, that's kind of tough on Jackie.
You're just putting her in Star's place, you're not solving anything.
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>>90769688
It's always the best way to solve love triangles.

And like in >>90769190 she can just end up with Tom.
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>>90769120
She wouldn't be weirded out by it. In fact, she would fancy it, teasing me her shoulders.
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>>90769427
>Bongs don't want no cuck king
will the Mewni peasants accept Star as their queen if she marries Marco "Used Goods Ubaldo" Diaz?
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>>90769742
What do Star's shoulders taste like?
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>>90769742
You keep telling yourself that as you fap yourself to sleep tonight, anon.
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>>90769376
Don't worry, Star will make a man out of him yet.
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>>90769784
She basically just tastes like slightly salty, slightly sweet cinnamon.

She also likes the attention and affection. ALOT.
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>>90769784
Like your mom.
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>>90769784
Like skin. Normal human sweat. But they smell like coconut.
>>90769793
>Picture
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>>90769884
I completely lost my shit. Thank you, anon.
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>>90769867
star is a cuck lol
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>>90769906
Hey, np man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUOPHqx5Gs
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https://youtu.be/vcplJy3itmo
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>>90768821
Kudos
>>90768971
Nothing was sacred from the beginning
>>90769376
Just a kid
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>>90769228
>fighting Toffee on the front lines
>sacrificing her maidenly honor to earn money for her impoverished kingdom.
>marrying a boorish barbarian manlet to cement an alliance with the Johansen clan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP8NpPcVgBA
this song will either be star or jackies theme in season 3
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>90769959
>ohohoho queen butterfly pleases evil lizards for money
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>>90769002
>I'm sorry aunt Star, but I'm in love with your parallel universe daughter
>>
Rewatching S1 again, BOIII STAR IS THICC FÁM
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You don't actually do this right? You wouldn't sexualize this innocent little princess, would you?

Sick fucks.
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>>90769776
women don't care if a guy is "used goods". in fact, most of them prefer it.
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>>90769959
>marrying a boorish barbarian manlet to cement an alliance with the Johansen clan.
Yet nobody in her family approved of the union.
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>>90770007
>sexualizing bugs
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>>90770007
lewd
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>>90769960
Excuse me while I go and cry in my corner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB_B-ksBgJY
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>>90770007
>no wings
No one would sexualize that piece of garbage.
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>>90770007
>Gratuitous shoulder action
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>>90770042
I love posts like this.
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Janna is secrelty a vampire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNGH-LYEBMo
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>>90770001
>>I'm sorry aunt Star, but I'm in love with your parallel universe daughter
story of my life
>be me
>draw r64 comic of myself
>actually like it and make it my waifu
>draw my self insert in the comic
>they live happily ever after
>realize that i just cucked myself with myself and myself
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>>90770042
So there is intelligent people here after all.
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>>90770022
the butterfly family (except moon) seem like sheltered nobles. I doubt that they are privy to the geopolitics and national-security concerns of the Kingdom.
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>>90770042
What about this princess instead? This one is objectively better.
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>>90770007
Delet this
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>>90770007
S-shoulldeeeerrssssssss mmmmmmm
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>>90770007
>>90770082

Part of me knows its wrong, but it is oh so right.
>>
>Eclipsa went for a literal monster.
>Moon fell for a barbarian manlet.
>Star fell for a fucking human

Is the Butterfly dynasty doomed?
>>
what if star butterfly tried to lift a television but she dropped it on her feet and it broke and she screamed and cried like an infant
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>>90767576
>section8nese
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>>90770084
ToO LATE
>>90770082
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>>90770158
Very simple my man.

>Cum inside
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>>90770158
That sounds retarded
>>
Why do people keep depicting jackie as if she's the one instigating the drama when she's clearly just a plot-device.
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>>90770157
>>Star fell for a fucking human
a human with dimensional scissors. the butterfly family will survive. as puppets of a banana republic.
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>>90770188
Go back to
>>>/mlp/
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>>90770158
My question is why does it feel like the scenario is arousing you?
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>>90770205
I suppose the people who do this are using their real life antagonist in Jackie's place
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>>90770205
She isn't a plot device. She's going to be a major player in the upcoming polticial drama.

Nefcy wouldn't describe this series with "game of thrones but without the sex" as a joke. Its about to catapult into an endgame we never saw coming. This show is the ultimate red herring. It starts off in some magical girl in a high school setting that plucks the weak willed away from the fandom, and the reward is, each season becomes progressively more removed from that premise, and more intense.

Those looking for slice of life magical girl stories can look elsewhere. We're about to go full political drama. The book's launch date was intentionally after the season ended to maximize the amount of eyes on it.

The way they're setting it up, especially during the last episode with Ludo's family, is just the tip of this iceberg.

Ride isn't even half over yet gents.
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>>90770158
well... that would really hurt. so try to comfort her and heal her wound? While saying "Oh you poor little thing, are you alright?"
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>>90770305
This was never westaboo Sailor Moon, it's westaboo Madoka
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>>90770064
Underrated
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>>90770205
>>90770255
My question is why does my raspberry jam tea always sink to the bottom and form a disgusting sugary sludge at the bottom.
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>>90770082
Is "she" a trap?
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>>90770305
Mermaid princess!
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Whats your problem with Janna?
She is cute, little, wears a hat aand need someone to tell her whats good and wrong.
Everyone with at least two brain cells would love to be that person.
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>>90770409
>Accusing perfect bug specimen to some degenerate shit

There is no hell deep enough
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>>90770205
I browsed this general before watching and thought she was some evil person especially with all the fanart stuff, I expected her to be be like Brittany.
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>>90770420
what a fucking loser
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>>90770454
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>>90770305
>that episode when Star funded obligatory schools for the native non-mewnian tribes of the realm with the purpose of disenfranchising children from their father culture, damaging them psychologically so they wouldn't be able to integrate back in their families and communities and teaching them the values and language of Mewni by force, all while keeping them thousands of miles away from their parents and forcing them to assimilate if said children didn't want to live in their communities anymore, all as a measure of soft-imperialism with the purpose of wiping out non-Mewnian culture and expanding the kingdom's domain
How the FUCK did they get away with that? on a Disney cartoon of all things
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>>90770420
She's a fucking witch!
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Anyone else get an unsettling case of the feels after reading this...?
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I just watched Frenemies. I was actually cheering for Tom and Marco the be bros.

Why can't Tom be cool guys? Why must he destroy his happiness everytime.
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>>90770498
NO i....i mean she isn't
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>>90770420
i love janna.
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>>90770420
>>90770462
I like Janna. She's definitely better as a side character than pony fellatio.
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>>90770462
>Crying at a birthday party
>Where everyone else is happy

Subtle
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>>90770420
I want to steal her clothes and leave her naked in the streets!
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>>90770420
I want her to be happy
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>>90770420
Go back to the Nutshack
>>
>Starco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q
>Jarco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
>Janco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>Markapoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSoOFn3wQV4
>Tomco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo
>MarcoXAngie and MarcoXMoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
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>>90770508
They are kinda friends during his next appearance
>>
>>90770515
She tries witchcraft like in her first episode.
>>
>>90770508
Because he's a self centered douchebag.
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>>90770515
yes she is
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT
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>>90770608
>ain't nothing wrong with that!
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>>90770551
Would you at least let me keep my hat?
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>>90770619
Fuck no
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>>90770619
No, you lost the pokemon match
>>
>>90770608
A newt?
>>
>>90770618
>>90770619
just look at that nose and that hat and she also has a wart
BURN HER ALREADY
>>
>>90770566
>Starco
>anything but this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppxt5HQMpFs
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>be me
>sophomore year of highschool
>new girl moves in
>don't really talk to her that much, no classes with he so mainly at parties
>time passes
>she starts hanging with this dude
>star player of basketball team
>looks like they get along nicely
>about to date
>so everyone thought
>dude does a 180 and starts dating this other chick out of nowhere
>thisismyshot.jpg
>start talking to girl
>become friendly
>friends don't like this
>everyone doesn't like this
>end up not dating cause of this
>mfw dude breaks up with his gf to date new girl
>mfw my life is parallel to star vs
>mfw I'm Oskar Greason
>>
Can someone post the screencap that was posted in a star thread yesterday of a green depicting the closing of the connection of earth to mewni and the end of the show?
>>
>>90770648
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
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>>90770662
>of a green
You fucking redditshit have to ruin everything with your retard speak?
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>>90770662
The one where a portal cuts Marco's arm?
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>>90770305
>>90770411
From the show and book we know:
>the Butterfly Kingdom is allied with the Ponyheads, Lucitors, and Johansens.
>no other allies are mentioned
>there is an aquatic kingdom in mewni
>it is disgustingly polluted with trash
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>>90770564
well she really does have Tito Dick's jawline
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So does Janna have a crush on Marco or not?
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>>90770718
Yes, but it's not like she ever had a chance
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>>90768035
Wow, Star really fills out in the next few years I guess.
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>>90770718
I think we all know who she has a crush on, don't we anon?
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>>90770706
>waterfock kingdom
made me do a double take
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>>90767988
I want to see Star suffer but get over things not being the way she wants.
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>>90770740
Well, there are two camps, Janco and Janstar
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>>90770718
She's a desperate fuck, she dated a fucking skeleton.
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>>90770762
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>>90770718
She's just autistic
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>>90770718
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>>90770740
I feel like there is a case to be made that she likes all three in the party desu.
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>>90770694
im sorry anon. How about i use the term meme arrows. Or how about vlad the >implier would that suit you? And here! Let me post an image from my iphone with an image called image_**** so you can call me a mobilefag
>>90770700
i think its that one
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>>90768226
>Janna
>not flat as a board and with the hips of a child
Try again.
>>
what if star fell off the roof
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>>90770718
>you know who to call after the divorce
she is ok with sloppy seconds or thirds
>>
>>90770787
That freaked me the fuck out. How long have I not used that acronym?
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>>90770718
She flirts with him a way that seems insincere to cover up her sincere feelings. Obviously fake affection is the perfect cover for real affection, she is a master tactician.
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>>90770773
Fuck, that's so fucking stupid
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>>90770718
It's useless to talk about it.
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>>90770762
>Janstar
That shit doesn't have any actual basis other than tumblr retardation.

Even Tom and a fucking tentacle have had more evidence.
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>>90770794
This one?
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>>90770718
Yeah, but she's just too chill for that drama.
>>
>>90770649
I never thought there would be a proper use for any Initial D song anywhere. I am glad I've witnessed this today.
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>>90770718
Even if she did, she would be insane to try and pursue it.
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>>90770828
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What did she mean by this?
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>>90770879
kek yes this one thanks anon
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>>90770828
Is there a single show the y/u/rifags will not torment?
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How would you bully the Janna?
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>>90769688
Only problem with that is that it makes Star look like Marco's #2 choice.

The only way this could work is if Jackie was planning on breaking up with him but before she does she asks if he loves Star and he says yes. That's the only way this breakup is going to happen without Marco looking like an asshole or wishy-washy
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>>90770902
As long as there are girls, no one is safe.
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>>90770706
That's why Jackie becomes so important. She actually ends up being the catalyst for an alliance once Toffee succeeds in his plan to unleash all the frozen monsters/Eclipsa once he destabilizes the crystals.. The merfolk kingdom will have no choice but to ask for aid, or face its own destruction.

The reason why Jackie is hiding it is because she's ashamed of it. Merfolk are a stupid, stubborn people, and are pretty much Mewni's version of a racist stereotype. She's actually half human. Her dad is a bit of weirdo. Kinda hippy free spirit type of dude. Which is why she wears the taoist necklace at first. He likes fish pussy.

The squid princess movie in "by the book" is foreshadowing for Jackie and Marco breaking up. "We're from two different worlds, society would never accept us"
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>>90770903
Invite her in my house so she doesn't have to break on and shower her in kindness.
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>FACT
there is only one girl that marco has chased for the longest time
>FACT
Star is flat as a board, Jackie has disgusting ears and Janna is a necrophiliac stalker
>FACT
there is only one girl that marco entrusted his favorite pet to
>FACT
she actually helped marco mature and taught him valuable life lessons such as swordfighting and jetskiing over a waterfall

face it anons marco hit the jackpot with hekapoo
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>>90770903
Show her how a real Filipino Witch rolls.
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>>90770828
How can they be so fucking delusional
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>>90768994
He's a cool dude, I want him to get a stable life and raise all his kids to contribute to society, and for him to retire financially secure.
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>>90770903
Turn her into a banana with the wand.
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>>90770867
Well they are pretty close. Just not in a romantic sense. But it's already more than what some ships have to go on, as if Marco wasn't there things could develop differently for the two of them.
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>>90770903
I would persuade her to get piercings
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>>90770902
The most hilarious thing about Janstar is that there is already a canon lesbian that wants to fuck Star but tumblr would rather force Janna to be one instead.
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>>90770794
Nice autism
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>>90770742
WaterfoLk, you illiterate.

Please tell me you're foreign. "Folk" isn't that common a word I guess.
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>>90770903
I wouldn't.
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>>90770963
Let's weaponize it
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>>90770937
I really liked the OVAs, one of these days I'll start watching this show
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>>90770205
If you mean in fanart, it's because it's fanart and not meant to be taken seriously

If you mean regarding the future direction of the show, it's really more what she "could" instigate than what she actually is. Notice how most of Jackie's future role is solely based in speculation and not derived from how she's acted before
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>>90770718
She'd totally bang him if she could, but isn't willing to throw her hat in the ring over him. Basically she's like a video game pirate with approach to Marco's dick. She'd take it if it was free and nothing to stop her, but the minute any kind of barrier to entry goes up she loses interest.
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>>90770945
Toffee will end up killing all of them, screencap this.
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>>90770959
The canon lesbian isn't cute enough.
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>>90770978
L..Leni?
You are too pure for this world my love
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>>90770931
One thing I didn't ever fully grasped.
He spent what, 14-16 years chasing Hekapoo? I don't remember the exact amount
Doesn't that make Marco nearly 30 y/o?
And doesn't that effectively make him a pedophile for still dating any of his "peers"?
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what if star started to wear long sleeves to hide her cut marks
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>>90770931
Say it with me
LOVE SPIKES
O
V
E

S
P
I
K
E
S
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>>90770931
>FACT

Heckapoo is dead
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>>90770706
"WE MUST GO THROUGH THE MUSTY MOUNTAIN"
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>>90770959
canon everything is lame.
only fanfiction is real
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>>90770999
I guess he'd have to find some other adult with the body of a teenager.
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>>90770890
No problem
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>>90770999
he got his normal 14yo body back.
but his mental stage stayed
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I'm in early season 2 and I feel really bad for Ludo.
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>>90770977
I got it the second time I glanced over it.

The L was just curved enough to make me not catch it at a glance.
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>>90770937
>tfw my grandmother and mother were filipino witches
>tfw my mother didnt want me to near my uncles deathbed because in order for a witch to die he must first pass on his powers
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>>90771002
You can stop this autism now anon
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>>90770999
IN one of the Q&As he claimed the whole thing is like a hazy dream to him now.
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>>90770999
He experienced 16 years, yes, but it doesn't count.
When he returned home, his body returned to its 14-years-old state, and so did his mind.
Think of it as a long dream which feels like it lasted longer than you've actually slept. As time goes by after you wake up, the details get more blurry, but you may still remmber the general idea.
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>>90771005
Whats her role in all of this?
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>>90771060
WHAT IF STAR AGITATED A BEE HIVE
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>>90770931
>FACT
She will never be relevant again. Except maybe the last episode in the final battle. Maybe
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So are Heinous, Gemini, and Rasticore going to become a slightly less fuckable Team Rocket? Because that seemed to be the way it was heading in their last episode.
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>>90771041
His suffering barely started
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>>90771041
It gets worse.
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>>90771068
>>90771071
Alright, thanks anons. This actually answers something that's been bugging me ever since that episode.
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>>90770959
Let this meme die already, StarFan doesn't want to fuck Star, she wants Marco to fuck Star and even writes "juicy fanfiction" about it
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>>90771041
prepare for more
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>>90771041
It hasn't even begun
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>>90771084
I hope Gemini gets a redemption somehow, I like him
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>>90770995
Its Disney, they aren't going to kill a bunch of child- Fuuuuck.
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>>90771098
>she wants Marco to fuck Star and even writes "juicy fanfiction" about it
Well you were close
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>>90771098
Star is her actual crush confirmed by the cube.

She just knows that she isn't good enough for Star.
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What if Star was running really low on magical energy one day and Marco's sperm could empower her and Toffee was coming to kill them so he had to have sex with her while Jackie got them both in the mmod
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What if Star is actually a facehugger from the nth dimension
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>>90771098
>Implying there are no self insert 3 ways going on in those "juicy fanfictions"
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>>90771098
She's Starsexual

She's a furry for CatStar

She's gay for regular Star

She's hetero for Boy Star
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>>90770706
I never realised the Waterfolk Kingdom is right next to "Garbage Beach"

I wonder if we'll visit these other kingdoms later in the series, now that there's at least 2 more seasons to come? I wonder if Jackie's consistent water theme and seashell emblem will turn out to mean something? Are the merfolk hostile towards mewmen and the Butterflies? Is the scene between a be-crowned sea monster and a normal-looking man angsting over society never accepting their love in By the Book a scene hinting at the tragic love story between Jackie's parents? Did they flee to Earth to be together under disguise, like the dog in Fetch and Preston Change-O or Mina Loveberry, to live together in peace and raise their half-breed offspring? Is Jackie really a merfolk princess, or at least a cousin to royalty? Is that why the blue streak in her hair is natural?
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>>90771146
>>90771148
wtf
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>>90771161
>not being a furry for cat-star
i bet you suck cocks too faggot
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>>90770420
Anyone who genuinely enjoys the pain of others should be avoided, not loved
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>>90770931
Agreed, plus she's got cute ears.
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>>90771182
I'm not into animals, thanks
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>>90771166
What the fuck is this shit?

I love it and want it to be true.
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>>90771166
Fuck, I'm beginning to unironically support the mermaid Jackie theory
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>>90771166
>Jackie comes along on a visit to the Waterfolk Kingdom
>she's constantly distracted by sadly looking at the filthy coastline
>she stares intensely at landmarks she couldn't possibly have laid eyes on before
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>>90771166
You know what's also near garbage beach? Look above the waterfolk kingdom. Doesn't it sorta look like?

GARBAGE ISLAND?

There are way too many damn hints. I'm almost completely convinced this mermaid shit is real. Why show the waterfolk kingdom if we're not gonna have a character from it? Just for that 2 second gag about "cutting off the mermaid's tail"? They're going to introduce an entire kingdom just for that?
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>>90770718
maybe
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>>90771170
What if Star is actually Jackie who pretends to be Janna.
And Janna is Starfan13 in disguise but has a name plate with Star written on it?
And Starfan13 is Jackie and Marco has now to choose whom to love...
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>>90771166
Jesus christ this autism has me intrigued to the high heavens. and i want it to be true.
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>>90771256
fuck wrong image, i should really name these
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>>90771239
Keep in mind this is the same episode where Marco declared he'd rather be King of Mewni than live his life on garbage island. What type of title is "Prime janitor" Is he the king of janitors?

Wasn't this part of Tom's plan? Mr Candle works for Tom. Which means that TOM provided that guidebook. Garbage island is a real place. And its in Mewni.

THE PLOT THICKENS!
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>>90771256
>>90771287
Which one is more ooc?
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>>90771257
What if Marco is actually a skeleton?
What if Tom's dad is actually Brittney?
What if Jackie was the real princess of Mewni?
What if Starfan13 was made by Star?
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>>90771307
the first one
because Janna really loves Marco
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>>90770931
>FACT
hekapoo is best girl
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>>90771316
What if the entire universe is made by Starfan?
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>>90771316
>What if Starfan13 was made by Star?
thats already canon anon
but starfan is nefcy and nefcy made star wich is al
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>>90770706
Moon is referred to as "Queen of Mewni" rather than just "Queen of the Butterfly Kingdom", which seems to imply that all the other kingdoms on Mewni are subordinate her.
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>>90771333
those chubby cheeks remind me of my bestfriend oh how i loved to squish those chubby cheeks
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>>90771316
>What if Marco is actually a skeleton?
i bet there is a spooky skeleton inside him waiting for his time
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>>90771326
Yes, but she's in denial over it. She'd never admit it to herself.
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>>90771287
I hate this comic. It's totally wrong.
Janna likes to tease Marco, sure, but she doesn't like to make him suffer. She's never bullied him or used his personal info to blackmail him or anything like that. She just wants his attention
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Why doesnt queen moon put the whole kingdom of mewni in a bottle
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>>90771348
She's like the Holy Roman Emperor or something.
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The mermaid shit is real.
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>>90771373
>She'd never admit it
One day she might
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>>90771379
Probably a couple of political and logistics problems with that.
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>>90771376
>never used personal information
>has a sheet with his prints and ss# with her along with his house keys

sure anon sure....
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>>90771411
That's my point: she just collects this information, but doesn't use it against Marco.
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>>90770519
>Will you look at this..it looks like we're in the same retirement home, marcoooo
What would you do?
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>>90768025
>>90768011
What kind of suit and tie? What kind of comb should I use? Any products?
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>>90771402
>logistics
magic son
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>>90771439
black suit, white shirt, red tie, any product to slick it back and comb it, not hard anon
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>>90771166
Let's feed this theory to tumblr and see how it reacts
Can't get any worse than their trans-Marco shit and stuff
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>>90771146
Anon put down those VNs
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I liked it better when this thread was about cute Star pictures. Not mermaid conspiracies, retarded theories or crackpot ships.
Hell even the Stars shoulder phase was preferable
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>>90771439
grow a lizard tail
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>>90771479
Will the stuff at Walmart work? What can I use to slick back my hair? All I have in my bathroom is bar soap and toothpaste
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>>90771520
Dumb star poster.
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>>90769959
Fight with Toffee happens later in her life though, when she is 18 or so
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>>90771373
She has admitted it to him in very creepy ways
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What if star was not actually a princess what if she was just a duchess or a baroness
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>>90771520
Stars shoulders are low tier
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>>90771239
>>90771303
Jesus ok it's getting too damn thick for me
My respect for Nefcy's 34D chess is elevating by the moment.

>Prime Janitor of Garbage Island
>Garbage Island is right next to Garbage Beach, around Waterfolk Kingdom
>Jackie's heritage is from the Waterfolk Kingdom, she might be royalty
>Prime Janitor sounds like a fancy title

>Marco is dating Jackie now, instead of Star

It's all Tom's plan to drive Marco into courting Jackie instead of Star, huh
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>>90771376
>she doesn't like to make him suffer.
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>>90770001
Image source please?
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>>90771071
I was kind of hoping to see him use some of the shit he learned, sad that it's gonna be for nothing.
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>>90771578
>Toms plans are still in motion
>hes been merely pretending on 4 different levels
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>90771376
>Janna likes to tease Marco, sure, but she doesn't like to make him suffer.
She kept Star from going to Marco's aid when he suddenly collapsed on the floor writhing and screaming in agony because "it might be interesting"
She really, really enjoys seeing other people suffer, anon
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>>90771376
>I hate this comic. It's totally wrong.
The "Oh Star, my forbidden love for you hurts me in the worst way" comic is way more infuriating.
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>>90771610
The show's not over, anon, anything can happen. He's swordfighting and motorbiking skills will probably reappear later.
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>>90771146
Star's VA in japanese is Kana Ueda. She's gonna be the one who will set the mood. Cucking even in stupid headcanons
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>>90771230
I know that feel
At first, I honestly thought it was bullshit, but amusing bullshit, and went with it for the memes

But it's getting too damn thick. The "the blue stripe is natural" and the waterfolk kingdom and the Butterflies not being on too good terms with the Waterfolk, just like leakanon implied did a number on me. And also the "me too" by the creek in Just Friends, and everything. And there being a waterfolk kingdom, so close to Mewni and the Butterfly kingdom, and with the dramatic couple in By the Book and everything.
It's getting too thick. It fits too well.

I can feel myself starting to believe, oh lord.
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>>90771520
>phase

THIS ISNT A PHASE MOM AND DAD! REEEEEEE!
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What if you bought Star a really cute pair of custom Vans using drawings that you took from her random doodles around the house and she thought it was the best gift anyone ever got her?
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>>90771579
>>90771627
She likes witchy and spooky things and that's what was happening, she really wanted to see what was going to happen. It was also destroying Marco's chances with his own crush, which was beneficial for Janna.
I know this is just a bunch of reaching, but really we don't see her making Marco suffer outside of this one episode, nor do we see her being mean to Marco in the ways depicted in that fancomic.
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>>90771540
Start by going to /fa/ and lurking there
Then go and buy a blazer, even cheap shit is fine as long as it fits you. Learn to carry that comfortably. You can slick back your hair with any product, hair gel or mousse or whatever, you'll find it at walmart. Then look at classic men's styles and learn to incorporate that into your wardrobe. Remember good posture.
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>>90771667
You're right, I just gotta wait and see.

Marco transcending black belt when
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>>90771824
he is still but a young Grasshoppa trying to cut grass.
he must learn disaprine
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>>90771794
I don't know what are you talking about but I'd be happy to do anything to make Star happy
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>>90771854
Sneakers anon. They make custom versions of their shoes where you can actually provide the artwork. You gotta pay out the ass though.

It'd have Star's random cute doodles she likes to leave around the house.
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>>90768387
Source of pic related?
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>>90771809
Anon you're really reaching.

The show makes it quite clear Janna's a troublemaker who enjoys seeing others suffer. When Otis gets destroyed, which plunges the whole school into a devastating depression, Janna thinks it's awesome because she knows what will happen. When Marco suddenly keels over shrieking in sudden pain Janna doesn't know what's causing it but keeps Star from helping Marco because she thinks it's amusing, and Marco's agony means less to her than her amusement. She pours grease on the school floor in the spying eye cameo in Raid the Cave, which is a dangerous thing to do and will likely lead to people breaking bones, and even Star calls her a scoundrel for that. She's constantly in detention. She's got a live snake in a fucking chip tube because she enjoys watching people fear and scream. There's probably other stuff too but I don't remember.

It goes beyond just "liking witchy and spooky things".
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>>90767988
We are broken inside anon. Misery loves company.
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>>90771794
What if Star drove around in a van and that she paints herself into different Rush albums onto
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This autism posting needs to stop
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>>90772086
Then why are you still here?
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>>90772086
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
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>>90771550
She does it creepily in order to give herself plausible deniability to Marco and to herself.

Confessing your feelings but in a joking way so as to pretend it's not real is a common way to cope with unrequited love. I've done it myself many times.

>>90771579
To be fair, she's not making him suffer.
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>>90771959
She's a troublemaker, that's for sure, but she's never been mean to Marco outside of Naysaya
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>>90772169
Isn't making trouble for someone being mean to that person
Stealing someone's wallet is also a very mean thing to do
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>>90771939
That's cute. I can imagine Marco doing this, since he has a good steady income.
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>>90772169
She steals his stuff, makes fun of his insecurities, invades his house and privacy and locker despite him telling her not to, teases and needles him, harasses him sexually etc. She sees him being uncomfortable with the stuff she pulls and keeps doing it anyway. That's being mean.
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>>90772239
This is pretty much why you DON'T want an autistic creep falling in love with you.
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>>90772190
She's possessive of Marco, it's more her saying "you are mine" than "I want to see you suffer"
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>>90770007
Not only do I want to sexualize her

I wanna nut in her ass.
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Should Star continue to have a crush on Marco moving forward? Or should she move on to a Mewni prince?
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>>90772290
But Marco belongs to Star
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>>90771348
That's just a claim. Daenarus Targarian calls herself "Queen of Westeros", but has no actual control over it (yet). I can call myself king of siam, but it doesn't mean anything unless they obey my orders or start paying me taxes/tribute.
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>>90771051

>>90771520
>discussing theories
>bad
Wtf, at least it's not shipping drama and cuckposting.
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>>90772371
>Mewni prince
Aren't the only one of those her baby cousins?
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>>90772239
>>90772169
I mean Marco's deepest wish or whatever in Gift of the Card was a wallet that Janna couldn't break into because her constant invasions of his privacy were getting to him so bad.

In the entire shop, there was nothing he truly, deeply wanted, apart from a wallet that could provide him with a tiny bit of privacy against Janna.

And then she broke into it anyway. It's clearly bothering him, but she doesn't give a fuck. Because she enjoys seeing other people in distress. Remember how she laughed at the horror movie when people were screaming?
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>>90772381
Which is why Janna doesn't have a chance
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>>90771051
Woah, sorry, here >>90772395 I wanted to express my surprise for what you've said about witches.
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>>90772371
>Or should she move on to a Mewni prince?
She will
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>>90771579
she just needs to break him down until he's low enough to settle for her. hence the bullying, negging, and other abuse.
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>>90772371
She can't just move on. She tried to tell herself & everyone around that Jarco is okay and that she is moving on to Oskar, but in the end you can't just order yourself to feel one way and not the other.
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>>90772454
Then why is she such good friends with Star instead of trying to eliminate her?
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>>90772499
She and Star share a common interest in strange/magical things, also Star kept telling herself and everyone that no, she doesn't have a crush on Marco.
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>>90772499
why would she want to emulate Star and get cucked?
she can't emulate Jackie without lots of expensive surgery.
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>>90770011
and the rich get richer.
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>>90772499
Until very recently, Star was openly into Oskar and was pushing Marco together with Jackie. They were just friends.

Also Star has magical powers, which makes her interesting to hang around
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What if Star threatened to suck your dick?
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>>90772620
Why would it be a threat?
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>>90772499
Because Star and Jackie aren't a direct menace to her. Janna's fine being Marco's second or third girlfriend, she is waiting for his standards to low.
She understood that playing the long game is her best option
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>>90772638
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Are all these "what if" posts made by the same anon?
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>>90767988
Because we want women to suffer.
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>>90772686
They used to be.
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>>90772686
Yes
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>>90772686
i hope so, because i really like that type of posting
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>>90771540
>>90771439
Trump Suits
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>>90772686
I need more Sabrina in my life.
Why did Janna become a recurring character but other girls like Hope and Sabrina didn't?
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>>90772686
what if "what if" ?
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>>90771520
Dumb Starposter
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>>90772756
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>>90772686
I am roughly a quarter of all the posts in this thread, everybody else just posts once or twice.
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>>90772686
what if you are the one who made all those posts?
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>>90771379
How will they grow corn with the glass blocking all the UV rays
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>>90768661
Me either anon
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Why is Miss Skullnick okay with her new form as and isn't angry at Star for turning her into a troll?
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>>90772686
what if we're all just nefcy and adam shitposting on multiple computers
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>>90772803
Cause it actually fits her personality better. And you'll see later on how she really gets into the Troll life stuff.
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>>90772803
Probably got over it when she learned that she's a "teenager" again, considering how long Trolls live.
>>
>>90768332
I'm from /pol/ and I hate the cuck posting. Stop acting like /pol/ is a hive mind or they represent something.
>>
>>90772771
Dumb cuckposter
>>
>>90772803
have you seen Interdimentional field trip? it was perfectly explained there
>>
>>90772803
>be fat ugly older woman
>good years behind you
>stuck in dead end job teaching kids who hate you and don't appreciate anything you do for them
>get turned into ugly monster by some magic princess
>cause of course that's the only way it could get worse
>suddenly find out you're going to live to be 400 years old and being 50 means you still have most of your life ahead of you
>even though you're hideous you're also super strong and have natural fighting instincts
She's happier this way
>>
>>90772837
>>90772825
But even before she learned troll facts in the museum she seemed fine with it
>>
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>>90768944
shoulder posters best posters
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>>90772749
Sabrina is the best. I'll try to draw her later, when I get a break from my busy shitposting schedule.
>>
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>>90769084
MORE
>>
>>90772880
Probably felt like she was meant to be a troll all along.
>>
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>>90772826
Ok.
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>>90772609
>no chin
REE FIX NOW
>>
>>90772880
she flooded Star's apartments with tears at first
then she almost dated that monster guy
after that she was straihgt out of emotions so she just returned to her daily routine
>>
>>90771794
Then she would be really happy.
And then really sad because they get damaged very easily.
>>
What if Baby is River's dick
>>
>>90772975
you the deepest lore family. Keep it up.
>>
>>90772894
Noice. Can we see examples of your work?
>>
Are Star's shoulders an actual fetish or is this just another meme like cinnamon?
>>
Does anyone have a gif of Star doing that little hip thing when Marco falls in the intro, right before the title card?
>>
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>>90773005
No, sorry, I only have drawings of ponies on this computer.
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>>90772926
YEARS
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>>90773026
Its a fetish for me.
>>
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You're bound to guess it eventually, right? There's no way you can fail every time.
>>
>>90773099
turd furgeson
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>>90773059
Are you properly ashamed? Fucking ponyfags gonna ruin this for all of us.
>>
>>90773099
It's Sandshrew.
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>>90773099
It kinda looks like Ferguson
>>
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>>90773108
Never.
>>90773099
It's a Snorlax!
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>>90773099
It's tumblr Jackie
>>
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>>90773099
Elephant guy
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TODAY WE TAKE THE CORN FIELDS FROM THE MONSTERS

TOMORROW, MEWNI

DEUS VULT
>>
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>>90773196
>>
>>90773099
The outline is definitely Ferguson's
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>>90772686
I often use that format for proposing new ideas to bring suffering but I'm not the only one because I haven't even posted yet today until now.
>>
Hi guys, this is Daron. Just wanted to let you know Star's shoulders will be covered throughout the entirety of season 3 and 4.
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>>90773238
You are kind of cruel, you know?
>>
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>>90773107
>>90773138
>>90773180
>>90773195
>>90773196
>>90773206
>>90773224
Good job, guys.
>>
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>>90773238
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>90773262
That's a character from Star Butterfly Versus the Forces of Evil. Not pokemon. Fucking Dipshit.
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>>90773262
MADMAN
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>>90773286
You're just mad because I never use Dipper.
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>>90772401
sounds good
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>>90773305
Why does that make him look so erotic?
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>>90773305
Ferguson has so much sexual potential. I don't know why nobody ships him with everyone.
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>>90773335
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>>90773238
Now people will be even more desperate for edits. I'm gonna be rich.
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>>90773355
>man shoulders
What have you done?
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>>90773238
What the fuck Daron you can't do this to me.
>>
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>>90773238
Why would you do such a thing?
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>>90771333
those trips
my penis!!1
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>>90772401
Vaguely related, I really appreciated the gag about Star having to help her cousins to chew their corn in Game of Flags.
I like all of the unconventional, weird reminders that she lives in a medieval world.
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>>90773335
dude... sick
>>
I am rewatching the episode where Star has to dip down, and my god, she really is autistic isn't she? Also
>ywn be trapped in Star's closet naked and forced to dress in her clothes
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>>90768217
>>90768353
Yes
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>>90773543
>autistic
No, she's like, "advanced".
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>>90773562
This kind of fanart should be more popular.
>>
When are Star's eggs going to hatch?
>>
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>>90773617
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>>90773617
more star and lum
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>random video suddenly appears on your desktop
>you click to open it and find star on the video
>"help me anon youre my only hope"
what do?
>>
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Is any drawfag gonna draw us some lewd shoulders? They're in heavy demand as of late.

"Cmon anon, don't you wanna kiss em?"
>>
>>90773619
when Marco's lungs reach the right temperature
>>
>>90773657
I meant specifically Urusei Yatsura crossovers, seen the similarities beetween the two series, but thank you anyway.
By the way, if we assume the romance will go in the same direction in both series, then we already know who'll win the Marcobowl.
>>
>>90773725
"Fuckin virus makers, now they even go through your google researches to scam you"
>>
>>90773725
wake up
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>>90773725
I dont feel like recreating Resident evil 7 with Star Butterfly
yet
>>
>>90772239
>That's being mean.
Isn't there a bullying comic you should be making about this
>>
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>>90773725
Save her.
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>>90770430
but star IS a degenerate
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>>90773760
fill me in, i don't watch anime in general so i'm clueless about it
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>>90773734
(spoiler)source for the sake of science plz(spoiler)
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>>90773894
>rothschilds bow down to Urusei Yatsura
>in contact with aliens
>rumored to posses psychic abilites
>own castles and banks all of the universe
>direct decents of an ancient royal bloodline
>going to guide humans to a new age of wisdom and peace
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>>90773968
New fags, amiright?
*insert laugh track*
>>
>rothschilds bow down to Lum and Ataru
>Ataru in contact with aliens
>rumored to posses psychic abilites
>own castles and banks all of the universe
>direct decents of an ancient royal bloodline
>going to guide humans to a new age of wisdom and peace
>>
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do you like her
>>
>>90773799
but anon dont you want to get rich by helping a mewnian princess
>>90773800
>>90773803
>>90773834
I have been requested by the Mewnian magic council to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Mewnian magic council has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-mewni region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Mewni National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Mewni Aristocracy, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-mewni citizen to assist the Mewni National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Mewni, in moving these funds out of Mewni. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Mewni National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Mewni National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount. However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Mewni law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Mewni bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Mewni. If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Echo Creek, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Mewni National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Mewni.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975 using a mirror phone. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Mewni Aristocracy will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Princess Star Butterfly
>>
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>>90774045
I want to boop her.
>>
>>90774045
no
>>
>>90774064
>United States account
>Implying a Burger is good for anything but dying in a hilarious fashion.
>>
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>>90774064
I knew she was mewmish
>>
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>>90774045
Yes as a friend
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>>90768320
>catchy tune
>>
Star Vs. made me realize why just rubbing one out or one night stands are better than dealing with a woman's love and expectations.
>>
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>>90774045
yes
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>>90774282
Don't do that. Women aren't that bad. Don't go into denial anon.
>>
>>90774282
das it mane
swallow that red pill
>>
>>90773894
Alien sexy princess with horns and powers that comes to Earth and falls in love with The Marco of the series (alltough Ataru is a fucking asshole and a womanazer, unlike Marco), transforming his life in a chaotic mess. Doing this, she gets between him and the earth girl he actually likes.
Also, there are a lot of other sexy grills.
The similarities end here, since Urusei Yatsura it's very episodic.
>>
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>>90774329
That's a (((blue))) pill. Families and children are the red pill.
>>
>>90774282
> this cartoon made me go full /r9k/
ok
>>
>>90774079
Anyone have that boop slut greentext?

Post it in the next thread pretty pleease!
>>
>>90774375
don't bullshit me. children are a woman's chains to man.
>>
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>>90774414
Children are your DNA anon. Don't be retarded.
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>>90774375
>voluntarily being a wage-slave for your familial parasites
VS
>spending all of your NEET-bux on video games, collectibles, and the occasional trip to Amsterdam.
>>
>>90774434
True, they're they only hope for you not to be an evolutive dead-end.
>>
>>90774461
>and the occasional trip to Amsterdam.
what is this meme? i am intrigued
>>
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>>90774434
>Children are your DNA anon
Look at all those children on Janna's face
LOOK AT THEM
>>
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>>90774461
Having a family is the purpose of life. Every living thing knows this inherently. I don't know what (((media))) you have been listening too, but it has brain washed you into forgetting your purpose anon.
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>>90774511
Dubs of truth.
>>
>>90774511
>Having a family is the purpose of life.

No it isn't, family is just a survival strategy. Having offspring is the purpose of life, you don't need a family for that.
>>
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>>90774434
I wonder if Raphael is Marco's biological father.
>>
>>90774574
knowing angie that slut i doubt it
>>
what if star was your girlfriend and every so often she told you if you broke up with her or cheated on her she'd kill herself
>>
>>90774642
Literally not my problem.
>>
>>90774642
I honestly wouldn't give a fuck. Women always say shit that they don't mean.
>>
>>90774642
I'd break up with her.

You gotta call that bluff.
>>
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>>90774574
which one looks more like raphael?
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>>90774642
That doesn't sound very Star-like.
>>
>>90774682
So Marco's real dad is a scrawny little nerd?
>>
>>90774682
Alfonzo
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>>90774682
why is Jackie crying?
>>
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>>90774642
Every girlfriend says that.
And then men are the ones killing themselves when women cheat them.
>>
>>90774682
wait, why is Jackie crying in this picture?
>>
>>90774682
Not to intrude on the beginning of your meme, but I'm a skinny guy for my age and my mexican dad is very buff. Women hit on him when I'm with him and think I'm his younger brother instead of his son.
>>
>>90774721
I knew it.
>>
>>90774726
She realized her place as a background character
>>
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I want to marry Janna
>>
>>90774642
I would do what is best for me first. Sounds like a pretty unhealthy relationship from the get go. I'd probably let her go as well as contact her friends/family with what she said.
>>
>>90774682
This picture makes it look like Marco's staring at that guy seductively, with Jackie crying.
>>
>>90774805
Why? According to the anons here, she likes to make people suffer.
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>>90774830
Even better
>>
>>90774830
>not wanting to suffer
>>
>>90774726
cucked by gays
>>
what if star was your girlfriend and said if you ever cheated on her you have to tell her every single thing you did with her and had a weird smile
>>
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>>90774682
hmmm
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>>90775256
DELETE THIS
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>>90775256
kek
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