>yfw Dual-Wielding Shields

>>90766863
Fucking Invincible

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>>90766863
Would not be the first time

I did this in final fantasy tactics advance. Get a fire absorb shield and an ice absorb shield and a thunder absorb robe. No need for a weapon because you're a mage, and you absorb all magic except blue

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>>90766863
>yfw Sniper Rifle Scythe

>>90767826
>blade that's actually a gun

yawn. generic weebshit continues to be generic weebshit

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>yfw that one soldier is a different color and duel wields 2 pistols

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>>90766863
>yfw dual wielding doggos

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>>90767967
>they double as tasers

>>90767967
>>90768016
These folks fuckin' get it.

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>>90766863
>Mfw
That shit was so boss and so Jack that my pants ripped from the erection that followed.

>>90766863

But let's be honest though I fucking rolled my eyes hard at this shit. Rocks are a blunt weapon, IE, perfectly designed to damage through shields. Hope jack loves his shattered fucking wrists and forearms.

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>>90766863
>>90767071
So good

>>90767846
>cartoon about a samurai
>not weeb

>>90768344
He's got way worse injuries to worry about in that same fight if that's the limit of his physical abilities.

>>90768344
>shattered wrists
>on a man strong enough to rip a chunk of rock out of place and throw it right through an even larger chunk of rock

Uh huh

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>>90767932

>>90766863
>>90767071
>>90768383
>jack's been dual-shielding not once, not twice, but three fucking times
bless you genndy

>>90768434
Samurai Jack is a little weeb, but it's not a full on shounen wannabe

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>>90766863
WHEN YOU COME TO IT
AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT
AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN
YOU KNOW THAT YOU FOUND

>>90766863
That's like, double the armor class. - Sir Schmoopy

>>90769287
Class: Tank
Sub-class: Tank
Specialization: Tank
Mastery: Tank
Tank

>>90768344
Dude, seriously? He was eating rocks to the face like 20 seconds earlier.