It's Wednesday. Now is the time for thanks and jubilation.
and story times of anthology series
and tributes to beloved creators
and famous reaction faces
I've run out of things to say
>>90751644
Man, I miss back when DC did shit like this and Solo.
>>90751775
write Dan Dio a letter
I'm sure he'll listen
this one's a little drab
specially when compared to this
speak of the devil
DC challenge is also interesting in a novel way. the ending was disappointing if I remember right
>>90751833
this was the best one of the set.
I liked them all though.
(People seemed to have disliked the Wonder Woman one...which is too bad. I liked his Wonder Woman Pitch for the main series )
which isn't surprising for a comic book round robin
>>90751810
This one was a good story.
oh this again
had to resize
these files are real damn big now that I think of it
such is the price of quality
Hey, Wednesday Comics. Have a bump.
yet another resize
I'm beginning to sense a pattern here
The Flash is to PHAT to contain
and by that I mean pretty hot and tempting
"acronyms don't work like that" you say?
well I don't write the movies I reference them.
and now I regret the whole thing. So let's just put it behind us
Will I have to resize the flash again?
yep
not only that but it was the largest file so far
but I promise you the day will come when the flash will have the perfect file size and on that day there will be peace on earth
oh and if I'm wrong I guess we'll enter a dark age where ravenous dogs will gnaw on our ankles for are all eternity or whatever
>>90753870
he's still in that chair?
folks I don't want to brand myself as a heretic but I'm starting to doubt that the flash file will never be the right size
even strange adventures?
is the curse spreading?
is hope a lie?
is our golden age a sham?
is the golden age is just a child's fantasy? dream's of milk and honey supplanted by ash and ruin?
I though I could last until the flash got posted but I can's so there
but the flash is fine now so whatever. you have your golden age and it was strange adventures that payed the price
buy you don't care. now one cares that their paradise is built on the bones of strange adventures
but there will be a reckoning. when strange adventures was sacrificed it see in motion something can not be undone
all things that live live under the shadow of something so vast it doesn't care if any of us live or die
any of us save for strange adventures. the most beloved off all the stories of Wednesday comics
it was strange adventures that exalted us. protected the whole world from falling into oblivion
but now it's ruined. a broken husk wallowing in lost glory. it's perfect file size lost and forgotten
and where are now at the mercy of a force that doesn't even know us
how could you ever coax mercy from such a thing? could a atom look to you for forgiveness?
I forgot what I was going to say. that went on for a while though.
so anyway teen titans.
>>90755084
Thank you
oh look it strange adventures
which means the flash need to be resized again
damn I just realized I could have brought it full circle by calling the vast thing the PHAT force orsomething
well it's too late now and frankly better this way
oh I guess every file was fine that time
>>90754019
Literally just grabbing her boobs lol
>>90751705
Kamandi is so hot
>>90754019
>>90756691
>Literally just grabbing her boobs lol
Written by Eddie Berganza, it should have been a sign
>>90753781
Only when people can agree that ALL file sizes are perfect can there even be the HOPE for peace.
Our something like that.
>>90757216
Oooof course it's him, why wouldn't it be him
I'm still going this. it's been three hours ans I'm still doing this
though it is spring break so whatever
though if it lasts past midnight. it will no longer be Wednesday comics
and if that happens reality will implode! the universe will be torn asunder. the most basic laws of casualty reduced to mere suggestions to be ignored at will!
but it's pretty much mathematically impossible for me to not finish by midnight. pulse there's time zones to consider.
and no one ever questioned while Aquaman's sea horse was made of assorted fecal matter.
THE END
>>90757966
You the man
>>90757966
Thank you
>>90757966
Thank you!
>>90751644
Fuck yes